I see ya, ya twitty wee shite.
Bloody hell.
-Hey!
Take that, ya nasty bastard.
What the fuck is that?
Aye, it's Mason.
Do you know a good pest control company?
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh. Right.
Well, no need to worry, Mr. Mason.
Traptech can solve your little rat problem.
Little?
It's an armed rat fucking rebellion, is what it is.
-Well, no.
We're seeing quite a lot of this lately, Mr. Mason.
Evolution, you see.
Humanity is warping the environment,
forcing the animal kingdom to adapt, et cetera, et cetera.
A certain level of tool use is nothing to worry about.
Aye, aye.
Less Darwinian theory, more rodent-killing hardware.
-Allow me to introduce the TT6.
A fixed-position, guided pulse laser
with sensors that can zero a woodlouse at a kilometer.
The very latest in Traptech-nology.
With just four of these killing machines in each barn,
and you really can "Fire and Forget."
How much?
Do I really need all this shite?
Is this not a bit fucking overkill?
Well, you can't be too careful when it comes to pest control, Mr. Mason.
-And Barn One systems are online.
Oh! We've got a kill already.
How about that? Look at that.
Ah, yes.
We do advise that you keep other animals clear of the kill zone.
-Her name was Susan.
And I'll be expecting a discount for that.
Fire and forget.
Hmm?
What the fuck?
You clever little bastard.
Hmm. I was worried this might happen.
Well, Mr. Mason, there's only one thing for it.
We're gonna have to go mobile.
The all new TT-15 with gas-cooled auto-cannon,
armored chassis, and the same targeting tech
that navy drones carry.
Now that is what I call tool use.
How much?
Right, well, we've recovered four of the TT6s,
but it says here you had five.
Ah, well, fucking rats trashed them.
I'm afraid I'll still have to report them missing.
Good luck with that TT-15!
Bloody hell.
Fuck.
Oh, um,
thank you.
Carry on.
Good boy.
Bloody hell.
Welcome to the ratpocalypse.
Christ on a bike.
Ah, fucking…
Fuck.
Christ.
Like World War fucking IV.
Take that, you nasty bastard.
I salute your courage, sir.
Ugh.
Bloody hell.
That's good.
So good.
Customer service, please.
Hello, this is Mason.
Aye, that's right. That one. Yeah.
I just need to cancel a check.