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[opening theme music playing]
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[electronic warbling]
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[bagpipe music playing]
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[vehicle whirring]
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[chickens clucking]
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[liquid pouring]
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-[rats squeaking]
-[man groaning]
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I see ya, ya twitty wee shite.
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[vehicles whirring]
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[man] Bloody hell.
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[cat screeches]
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-[cat scurrying]
-Hey!
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-[hissing]
-[gun firing]
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Take that, ya nasty bastard.
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[ominous music playing]
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What the fuck is that?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[phone beeping]
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Aye, it's Mason.
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Do you know a good pest control company?
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[music fades]
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Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh. Right.
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Well, no need to worry, Mr. Mason.
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Traptech can solve
your little rat problem.
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Little?
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It's an armed rat fucking rebellion,
is what it is.
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-[chuckling] Well, no.
-[cat purring]
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We're seeing quite a lot of this lately,
Mr. Mason.
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Evolution, you see.
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Humanity is warping the environment,
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forcing the animal kingdom to adapt,
et cetera, et cetera.
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A certain level of tool use
is nothing to worry about.
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Aye, aye.
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Less Darwinian theory,
more rodent-killing hardware.
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-Allow me to introduce the TT6.
-[dramatic music playing]
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A fixed-position, guided pulse laser
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with sensors that can zero a woodlouse
at a kilometer.
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The very latest in Traptech-nology.
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With just four of these killing machines
in each barn,
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and you really can "Fire and Forget."
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[sighing heavily]
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How much?
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Do I really need all this shite?
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Is this not a bit fucking overkill?
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Well, you can't be too careful
when it comes to pest control, Mr. Mason.
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-And Barn One systems are online.
-[electronic trilling]
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[electronic warbling]
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Oh! We've got a kill already.
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[chuckling] How about that? Look at that.
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[cat meowing]
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Ah, yes.
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We do advise that you keep other animals
clear of the kill zone.
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-Her name was Susan.
-[melancholy music playing]
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[voice breaking] And I'll be expecting
a discount for that.
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[thudding]
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[guns zapping]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Mason chuckling]
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[guns zapping]
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-[gun zapping continues]
-[Mason chuckling]
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Fire and forget.
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[alarm blaring]
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[electronic buzzing]
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[Mason] Hmm?
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What the fuck?
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You clever little bastard.
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[music fades]
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Hmm. I was worried this might happen.
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Well, Mr. Mason,
there's only one thing for it.
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We're gonna have to go mobile.
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The all new TT-15
with gas-cooled auto-cannon,
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armored chassis,
and the same targeting tech
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that navy drones carry.
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Now that is what I call tool use.
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[sighing heavily] How much?
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[man] Right, well,
we've recovered four of the TT6s,
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but it says here you had five.
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Ah, well, fucking rats trashed them.
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[sighing] I'm afraid
I'll still have to report them missing.
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[man] Good luck with that TT-15!
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[Mason straining]
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[grunting, groaning]
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[clattering]
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[electronic warbling]
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[ominous music playing]
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Bloody hell.
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[TT-15 trilling]
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Fuck.
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[guns firing]
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[Mason] Oh, um,
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thank you.
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Carry on.
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Good boy.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[yawning]
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Bloody hell.
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Welcome to the ratpocalypse.
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[guns firing]
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-[suspenseful music playing]
-[rat yelping]
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[rats screaming]
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[squelching]
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[rat moaning]
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[rat screaming]
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Christ on a bike.
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[guns firing]
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[guns zapping]
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Ah, fucking…
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Fuck.
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[intense music playing]
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[rats squeaking]
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[guns zapping]
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[rat yelling]
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[rat yelling]
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[guns zapping]
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[rats yelling]
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[guns zapping]
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[rat screaming]
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[music reaches crescendo]
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[music stops]
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[clattering]
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[sizzling]
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[somber music playing]
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[Mason] Christ.
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Like World War fucking IV.
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[TT-15 trilling]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[heart beating]
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[suspenseful music swelling]
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[gun firing]
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[electronic warbling]
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Take that, you nasty bastard.
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[rats squeaking]
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[uplifting music playing]
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[handle squeaking]
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[rat squeaking]
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I salute your courage, sir.
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-[rat squeaking]
-[slurping]
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[coughing] Ugh.
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[coughing] Bloody hell.
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[hoarsely] That's good.
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So good.
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[rats squeaking]
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[dramatic bagpipe music playing]
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[phone beeping]
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[Mason] Customer service, please.
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Hello, this is Mason.
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[chuckling] Aye, that's right.
That one. Yeah.
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I just need to cancel a check.
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[chuckling]
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[music fades]
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[electronic warbling]
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[closing theme music playing]
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[music fades]