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两点之间连成一条直线

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简单直接

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好像出拳一样

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当我认为对的时候

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用最快的方法解决问题

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这种做法未必每一个人都认同

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但这就是我

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我是朱福龙

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福禄寿的福 李小龙的龙

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一个体重 66.4 公斤

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身手敏捷的警察

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我真的没有

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打死你这个贱货！

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你不要再打我了！

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我真是冤枉的 玲姐

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我真是冤枉的 玲姐

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你滚！

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宋可儿 好了没有呀？

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要我催你多少遍？

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哦 好了 来了...

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化个妆那么久？

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全都准备好 就等你！

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你耍大牌呀？

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快点...快跑！

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快点 导演在等！

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好

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导演 我好了

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导演在想剧本

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快...！

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可以了吗？

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急什么？等一下

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电话

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喂 可儿

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收工了吗？

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我这里就差一个镜头 你起床了没有？

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记得取钱给我妈包红包

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一点之前去到婚纱店拍照

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不然我就不嫁给你了！

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你不嫁给我 我就惨了！

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你知道惨的话 就拜托你不要迟到

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还有 衣柜里我帮你准备了一套西装

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记得穿上 知不知道？

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这套...！

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哇！

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哇什么？

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时尚这东西 你懂个槌子啊

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好了 不说了

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先工作 待会儿见

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掰掰

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走开

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副导演 不是只拍特写吗？

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这个镜头一镜到底才好看

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一个镜头？

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不行 我有恐高

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等我替身来了再拍 好不好？

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跳什么跳？都还没开机！

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再来一次！

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阿劳、阿荣 那么巧？

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-买菠萝包跟奶茶 -今天有行动

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要不要帮忙？

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-黄警官肚子饿 -不是 抓传销份子

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要不要帮忙？

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不...

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不用了

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你不是放假吗？

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-对啊！ -穿得这么帅！

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今天拍婚纱照

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记住 下个月来喝喜酒

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-行 -恭喜...

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喂 注意安全

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知道 最重要是什么呀？

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人没事！

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又吃菠萝包？

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很容易发胖的

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今天捉传销份子

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你以为打劫银行？

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哇！

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哇什么？

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帅不帅呀？

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帅 帅爆了！

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像个酒楼经理

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干嘛呢？跟可儿去酒楼拍婚纱照？

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时尚这东西 你懂个槌子

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结婚的人脑子都进水

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-早上好 -早上好

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尊贵的客户 你等等...

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哇 人那么多？

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先生

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先生！

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先生！

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呼叫总台 皇后大道中有一辆客货车涉嫌违规停车

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麻烦叫一辆拖车过来 谢谢

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师傅 借个火

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没有 前面便利店有

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谢谢

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神经病

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先生贵姓？

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黄景成

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黄先生 你的出生日期是？

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2000 年 3 月 27 号

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先生你很早熟 身分证号码

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你想怎样？

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我是香港特别行政区交通督导员

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黄阻挠 编号：71337

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现在你违规停车 将会面临三百二十元的罚款

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你可以网上银行缴付

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现金支付或者支票汇款都没问题的

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驾照呢？

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信不信我告你妨碍公务？

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祝你因工殉职

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喂 老婆

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我在银行排队

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就是还没取钱

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我第一时间下楼的

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我催你 是我不对？

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不是...是我走太慢

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那你搞定没有？

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马上就排到了

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是我不对 是不是？

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没有 我不对...

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三位尊贵的客户...

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感冒呀？

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你签了我们这个感冒保障计画就一定...

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没事的...

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没信号

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没事的

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詹经理！

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全部蹲下！

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把值钱跟不值钱的东西全部拿出来

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把金库的钱拿出来！

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钥匙没配

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敢玩我！

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拿出来！想跟他一样吗？

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我的车不给你

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小朋友 叔叔借你的车来玩一下

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借给我好不好呀？

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-你干嘛抢他的车？ -借给我好不好呀？

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不要抢他的玩具

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把他干掉！

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本来大家给钱开心

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有没有搞错

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你非要逼我要命

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他妈的酒楼经理

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给我出来

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警报

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走！

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快！

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让开...！

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师傅 等一下

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别动 臭警察！

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警察！不许动！

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是这辆车吗？

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不管了

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开车！

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不关我的事 老大

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让我走吧

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干嘛打我？

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甩他下来！

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朱福龙？

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是 正在搏斗中

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尽快作出支援

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务必将伤亡降到最低 不要影响市民

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打死他！

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他妈的经理

165
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我会轻易放弃吗？

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没事吧 黄警官？

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阿龙 暴力点

168
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打死他们

169
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一起上！

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阿龙 机会来了

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出大招！

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停车！靠边停车！

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去死！

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让你做坏人！

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我给你最后一次机会

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如果你投降的话

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我考虑向法官求情少判你几年

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要不然你也死路一条

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是你逼我出手的！

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臭警察 你死定了

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你逼我老大出大招

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你现在没有机会了

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香蕉日报事事关心 二十四小时陪伴你左右

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有我为你现场直击报导

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我们看到现场有位英俊潇洒的银行劫匪\\跟新郎倌展开一场肉搏战

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全香港观众支持你的！

187
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喂 老总 怎么了？

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你说什么？

189
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好多人看

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要播长一点？

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收到

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来 给你槌子

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坚持住

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各位蕃茄新闻的观众你们好

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是不是很想看看现场情况呢？

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一起看看

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幸福美满的新郎倌\\正和一个生活潦倒的悍匪肉搏

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我们看看新郎倌

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果然幸福

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再看看悍匪？

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的确潦倒

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你们两个再多打一会

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很多人在看你们的直播 知不知道？

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你到我镜头里边了

205
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-死开你的光头！ -你说谁光头龟呀？

206
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-说的是你 光头龟！ -你有种再说一遍

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悍匪 你现在什么感受？

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打得好 兄弟

209
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真是悍匪！

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新郎倌 你讲两句

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死吧！

212
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冲过去！

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煞...车呀！

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香蕉！

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香蕉完蛋了

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撑住！

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没事的

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蕃茄 多谢关心

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现在情况非常严峻

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随时影响我们七百多万的香港市民...

221
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冲向警局？

222
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哇 这么快！

223
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怎么了...？

224
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闪开呀！

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闪开！

226
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让开！

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长官 你没事吧？

228
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你没事吧？怎么没有人告诉你？

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你担心死我了

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朱福龙！

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等一下！

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我今天...

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...从深圳片场回香港和你拍婚纱照

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你呢？

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你放我鸽子 还玩直播！

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难道我看到阿成有生命危险

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我见死不救吗？

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他是我兄弟 我也是警察

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警什么察呀？

240
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全香港只有你是警察？其他警察死光了吗？

241
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我跟了你十几年了\\你跟我说这次让我当一次主角的

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结果呢？

243
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全香港的市民都笑话我 我还有面子吗？

244
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当宣传吧

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宣你老妹！

246
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你连职都没升过

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你养得起我吗？

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你养得起我就不用出去工作了！

249
00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:40,374
我一直叫你别出去工作的

250
00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:41,540
我怎么会养不起你？

251
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,872
我不工作谁养我呀？

252
00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:46,499
我还是不说了

253
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没关系 说...！

254
00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:49,540
-说！我让你说 -真...真是不说了

255
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说！

256
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说呀！

257
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,123
其实

258
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:53,956
你做什么演员呢？

259
00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:56,332
都不是一份正当职业

260
00:14:57,457 --> 00:14:58,872
你在电视台当演员

261
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,873
除了被人打 还是被人打

262
00:15:00,873 --> 00:15:01,749
何苦呢？

263
00:15:02,582 --> 00:15:03,872
你从头到尾都一个表情...

264
00:15:08,872 --> 00:15:09,872
你说什么？

265
00:15:10,665 --> 00:15:11,872
不要勉强下去嘛

266
00:15:13,624 --> 00:15:14,707
一个表情？

267
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:17,956
一个表情

268
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我就给你十个表情！

269
00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:27,791
你打我？

270
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:28,872
混蛋朱福龙！

271
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是你打我！

272
00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:30,665
你说我是不是？

273
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,248
我还没先说你呢

274
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:33,872
好 我今天就跟你算清楚

275
00:15:33,872 --> 00:15:36,082
我妈六十岁大寿 你去跳海

276
00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:36,707
我去救人

277
00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:38,624
救什么人？你穿什么裤子来寿宴？

278
00:15:38,624 --> 00:15:39,457
泳裤

279
00:15:39,457 --> 00:15:40,998
是我送给你的粉内裤！

280
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:42,082
丢死人呀！

281
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:44,415
你以为自己是超人 这个世界没你就不转啊？

282
00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:46,123
你才是阻碍地球转的那个！

283
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:47,582
说什么话？

284
00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:49,582
你关心那些贼比关心我还多！

285
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,248
我问你

286
00:15:50,457 --> 00:15:51,457
我们什么时候认识的？

287
00:15:51,457 --> 00:15:51,872
回答我！

288
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快！

289
00:15:52,248 --> 00:15:52,873
06年 7月 8日

290
00:15:52,873 --> 00:15:53,582
我喜欢什么颜色？

291
00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:53,872
白色

292
00:15:53,915 --> 00:15:55,248
我家的狗叫什么名字？

293
00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,374
Sunny、Dolly、Bobby!

294
00:15:56,374 --> 00:15:57,457
我爸妈什么时候认识的？

295
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,457
57年 10月 7日

296
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,791
为什么我不知道的你都知道？

297
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:00,457
这题不算

298
00:16:00,457 --> 00:16:01,248
我喜欢哪个男明星？

299
00:16:01,248 --> 00:16:01,749
布莱德．皮特

300
00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:02,707
错！

301
00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:02,915
加里．奥德曼

302
00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:03,332
错！

303
00:16:03,332 --> 00:16:03,749
阿尔帕西诺

304
00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:05,332
错...！

305
00:16:05,374 --> 00:16:06,872
你上个礼拜才说你喜欢阿尔帕西诺

306
00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:07,374
这个礼拜就变了？

307
00:16:07,374 --> 00:16:08,415
我这礼拜不喜欢 不行吗？

308
00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:08,998
那你就是耍我

309
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:09,998
是啊 我就耍你

310
00:16:09,998 --> 00:16:11,415
我还想家暴你呢

311
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:13,915
喂 小心...！

312
00:16:57,415 --> 00:16:59,624
全香港有三万多警察

313
00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:02,457
为什么你偏偏要把车撞向局长呢？

314
00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:04,582
他为人小器你又不是不知道？

315
00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:06,872
他明说了 你碍手碍脚

316
00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:07,998
我已经尽力了

317
00:17:07,998 --> 00:17:08,832
你说吧

318
00:17:10,415 --> 00:17:12,332
Tony 三兄弟 你没理由忘了

319
00:17:12,872 --> 00:17:15,873
当年我在南生围 一个打三个

320
00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:17,873
瓦解了他整个犯罪集团

321
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,165
我没有功劳也有苦劳

322
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,791
都怪你烧了半个南生围

323
00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:25,415
那些环保团体不断投诉

324
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,582
说你破坏环境 烧死那些鸟

325
00:17:27,832 --> 00:17:29,040
宝勒巷那次呢？

326
00:17:32,872 --> 00:17:36,082
我在后巷单枪匹马 只给我一根废警棍

327
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,374
对着那个...全国武术冠军金毛仔

328
00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:40,707
我差点命都没了！

329
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:47,499
你认错人了

330
00:17:47,707 --> 00:17:48,624
还想抵赖

331
00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:50,290
不是我 我不是那个

332
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:50,832
就是你！

333
00:17:50,832 --> 00:17:51,749
我只是穿了白衣服

334
00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:52,290
就是你！

335
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:52,998
不能每次都这样吧

336
00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:54,998
我破了案又救了人

337
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,499
你就升职我就降级

338
00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:58,540
肩膀上的杠 我的就是你的

339
00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,082
别算

340
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,872
现在我老婆也走了

341
00:18:05,832 --> 00:18:06,872
这世界到底怎么了？

342
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,915
都叫你不要追二姊了 贪慕虚荣

343
00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,872
演员 很专业的

344
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,624
是带给广大人民

345
00:18:12,872 --> 00:18:15,624
开心的、高尚的职业 知道吗？

346
00:18:15,707 --> 00:18:16,665
还是二姊嘛

347
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:18,998
算了

348
00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:21,832
我在那部门要待多久？

349
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:23,872
七个月？

350
00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:24,915
今晚七点

351
00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:26,872
福临门 庆祝我升职

352
00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:27,872
不要迟到

353
00:18:30,872 --> 00:18:31,499
敬礼

354
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:37,290
大家不用担心我

355
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:38,791
记住三件事：

356
00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:42,332
坚守信念、保持形象、努力健身

357
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:43,290
阿龙

358
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,540
最重要是人没事

359
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:48,791
大家小心点 注意安全

360
00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:50,872
放心吧 你的案件我们会搞定

361
00:18:50,872 --> 00:18:51,832
保重身体

362
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,374
还有个消息 下个月...

363
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:56,415
不用凑份子钱了

364
00:19:02,956 --> 00:19:04,832
以后准时收工！

365
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:11,207
辛苦了师姐

366
00:19:12,872 --> 00:19:14,872
朱警官 辛苦你了

367
00:19:36,872 --> 00:19:39,665
每次放假都骑自行车 去按摩也行吧

368
00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:43,374
我收到消息 南亚仔那边又在闹事

369
00:19:43,457 --> 00:19:44,499
快点调我出来吧

370
00:19:44,832 --> 00:19:45,707
我真担心

371
00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:46,873
兄弟们会出事

372
00:19:47,624 --> 00:19:48,956
阿龙 你想想

373
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,499
每次英雄拯救地球

374
00:19:51,499 --> 00:19:53,540
先得把地球毁掉一半才能救人

375
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,872
那和平有没有得到彰显呢？

376
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:56,332
你说什么？我听不懂

377
00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:59,624
你调走之后 兄弟们都精神了

378
00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:02,665
我就少受点罪 个个都准时下班回家吃饭

379
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,165
做人 不要妨碍着地球转

380
00:20:05,582 --> 00:20:07,582
你看看这里的树多漂亮

381
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,040
慢慢骑 欣赏一下风景不好吗？

382
00:20:10,123 --> 00:20:12,665
不用每次都破风 环法自行车比赛吗？

383
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:14,872
做人最重要随大波

384
00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:17,872
求舒服、求舒展

385
00:20:18,165 --> 00:20:18,872
我不行了

386
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:19,624
我要吐...

387
00:20:21,665 --> 00:20:23,872
求舒展 求舒服

388
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:25,956
瞎扯！

389
00:20:27,248 --> 00:20:29,165
这些树找什么人来种？

390
00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:32,248
没有建设 马路谁来修？

391
00:20:32,624 --> 00:20:33,582
我要坚持下去...

392
00:20:33,915 --> 00:20:35,248
GO...！

393
00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:44,040
喂！这路谁修的？

394
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,374
一时的失败并不可耻

395
00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:55,123
因为在伟大的努力里面 就算有挫折也是光荣的

396
00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:57,956
不是我说的

397
00:20:58,872 --> 00:20:59,872
这位兄弟说的

398
00:21:00,872 --> 00:21:02,707
金龙拳第四式

399
00:21:02,998 --> 00:21:04,248
小龙问路

400
00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:07,624
大龙摆尾

401
00:21:07,624 --> 00:21:09,457
大龙摆尾

402
00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:27,290
可儿你今年又被提名金扫把影后

403
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:28,624
演技是不是有待改进？

404
00:21:28,624 --> 00:21:30,582
演技这东西 你们懂个槌子

405
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,123
-可儿 加油 -要不我们聊聊你的前男友

406
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,165
世纪贱男最近有没有找你？

407
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,873
-其实... -你有没有找他呀？

408
00:21:37,873 --> 00:21:39,998
感情事呢 我一向都不喜欢聊

409
00:21:40,082 --> 00:21:41,165
说回工作好不好？

410
00:21:41,165 --> 00:21:42,040
其实 我想去日本发展...

411
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,665
喂...！冰冰 那边...！

412
00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:46,872
(朱福龙)

413
00:22:37,872 --> 00:22:38,873
快点吧 朱福龙

414
00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:40,207
我赶着去吃午饭

415
00:22:40,207 --> 00:22:41,082
好了 师兄

416
00:22:42,207 --> 00:22:42,872
找到了

417
00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:47,207
是不是这个？

418
00:22:47,207 --> 00:22:48,123
是

419
00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:54,872
好 搞定

420
00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:55,332
注意安全

421
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,040
吃饭去了

422
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,123
祝我生日快乐...

423
00:23:39,123 --> 00:23:43,499
生日快乐给...

424
00:23:43,499 --> 00:23:44,749
朱福龙

425
00:23:56,872 --> 00:23:57,956
做人最重要是什么？

426
00:23:59,332 --> 00:24:00,665
最重要人没事

427
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,582
-大哥 辛苦了！ -辛苦了！

428
00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:21,998
大哥 辛苦了！

429
00:24:22,665 --> 00:24:23,791
大哥 辛苦了！

430
00:24:34,872 --> 00:24:36,332
打死你这个贱货！

431
00:24:36,332 --> 00:24:41,165
下星期就有筑地营业权转让的合同

432
00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:46,749
你这老懵懂最好给我签了它

433
00:24:47,165 --> 00:24:49,624
老爷...！

434
00:24:49,872 --> 00:24:51,248
冤枉！

435
00:24:51,415 --> 00:24:52,998
岛仓 你已经到了？

436
00:24:52,998 --> 00:24:54,915
别吵了！过来！

437
00:24:55,457 --> 00:24:56,624
看电视 学中文

438
00:24:57,582 --> 00:24:59,499
筑地的活动接她来

439
00:25:04,872 --> 00:25:06,415
这个就是山本勇二

440
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,832
扔香蕉那个还是吃香蕉那个？

441
00:25:09,415 --> 00:25:09,998
开玩笑？

442
00:25:09,998 --> 00:25:10,915
扔香蕉那个

443
00:25:12,665 --> 00:25:15,624
这个日本人是上次银行劫案其中一个伤者

444
00:25:15,956 --> 00:25:17,290
他还是情色片导演

445
00:25:18,872 --> 00:25:21,457
右脑有块瘀血 压住了他的海绵体

446
00:25:21,582 --> 00:25:22,415
不过没什么

447
00:25:22,749 --> 00:25:23,582
有点失忆而已

448
00:25:25,248 --> 00:25:25,998
喂 那边

449
00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:27,872
是这样

450
00:25:28,832 --> 00:25:30,165
日本警方证实了

451
00:25:30,582 --> 00:25:33,082
他跟东京的一单交通意外有关

452
00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:34,499
想遣返他回日本

453
00:25:35,248 --> 00:25:37,374
遣返这事儿我想交给你办

454
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:39,624
文件和机票都在这里 后天出发

455
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,248
后天这么急？

456
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,248
你傻了 急有急的好

457
00:25:43,248 --> 00:25:44,165
你搞得定

458
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:45,791
事后我写报告 把你调出来

459
00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:46,499
是不是？

460
00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:47,998
-当然了 -靠你了

461
00:25:47,998 --> 00:25:49,457
-机会来了 阿龙 -真的靠你了...

462
00:25:49,457 --> 00:25:51,540
我对你是最好的 你知道的

463
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:52,872
你走那么快干嘛？

464
00:25:53,165 --> 00:25:53,956
你干嘛？

465
00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:54,582
没事

466
00:25:54,582 --> 00:25:55,457
你急着干嘛？

467
00:25:55,457 --> 00:25:56,248
没干嘛

468
00:25:56,248 --> 00:25:57,248
喂！阿成

469
00:25:57,749 --> 00:25:58,415
黄警官

470
00:25:58,415 --> 00:25:59,872
我们一直在找你了

471
00:25:59,998 --> 00:26:01,499
你的体检还没有付款呢

472
00:26:01,499 --> 00:26:03,415
别怕 他会帮我交的

473
00:26:03,415 --> 00:26:04,832
阿龙 这件事你搞定

474
00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:05,956
千万别搞黄了

475
00:26:06,624 --> 00:26:08,872
喂...我调出来全靠你了阿成

476
00:26:08,872 --> 00:26:09,582
谢谢

477
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:11,832
先生 这边付款

478
00:26:11,956 --> 00:26:12,872
多少钱 护士？

479
00:26:12,998 --> 00:26:13,956
一共五万八

480
00:26:14,582 --> 00:26:15,872
其中割痔疮是免费的

481
00:26:29,665 --> 00:26:31,872
喂...

482
00:26:33,165 --> 00:26:33,707
可儿

483
00:26:33,872 --> 00:26:34,499
我啊...

484
00:26:35,872 --> 00:26:36,749
朱福龙？

485
00:26:39,123 --> 00:26:40,332
你怎么胖了这么多？

486
00:26:40,998 --> 00:26:41,832
我胖了吗？

487
00:26:42,749 --> 00:26:44,290
-你胖了好多 -胖了一点而已

488
00:26:44,749 --> 00:26:45,499
胖了很多啊？

489
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,415
我差点认不出你了

490
00:26:50,082 --> 00:26:51,374
我调了办公室

491
00:26:51,872 --> 00:26:52,624
证物房

492
00:26:52,707 --> 00:26:53,165
你知道

493
00:26:53,248 --> 00:26:55,872
坐在那 越坐吃得越多

494
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,207
就变成这个样子

495
00:26:57,707 --> 00:26:58,540
我回去减肥

496
00:26:59,499 --> 00:27:00,040
去哪？

497
00:27:00,873 --> 00:27:02,872
去日本工作 你呢？

498
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:03,582
我也是

499
00:27:04,872 --> 00:27:06,415
那你记得小心点

500
00:27:06,415 --> 00:27:07,499
别那么拼

501
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:07,915
最重要...

502
00:27:07,915 --> 00:27:08,873
人没事

503
00:27:16,582 --> 00:27:17,872
对了 最近...

504
00:27:18,582 --> 00:27:19,665
恭喜你 你那部戏...

505
00:27:20,082 --> 00:27:21,872
点击量爆多 我也在看

506
00:27:24,082 --> 00:27:24,624
多谢

507
00:27:24,872 --> 00:27:27,374
各位乘客 飞机即将起飞

508
00:27:27,624 --> 00:27:29,082
请所有乘客就座并扣好安全带

509
00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:31,123
那我先回自己的座位了

510
00:27:31,123 --> 00:27:31,707
掰掰

511
00:27:33,248 --> 00:27:33,749
可儿

512
00:27:34,624 --> 00:27:35,415
有空吃个饭

513
00:27:37,872 --> 00:27:38,582
可儿小姐

514
00:27:40,457 --> 00:27:41,872
飞机马上起飞了

515
00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,624
这是我朋友 龙

516
00:27:44,624 --> 00:27:45,707
这是我的客户

517
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,082
阿龙先生 幸会

518
00:27:48,499 --> 00:27:48,872
你好

519
00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:51,207
好了 掰掰

520
00:27:52,457 --> 00:27:52,872
掰掰

521
00:28:22,872 --> 00:28:25,707
你好 这位是负责这次遣返的远藤刑警

522
00:28:25,707 --> 00:28:26,872
我是翻译玛姬

523
00:28:29,872 --> 00:28:30,872
-阿龙先生 请进 -谢谢

524
00:28:34,832 --> 00:28:35,415
抱歉...

525
00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:52,872
你放屁了？

526
00:28:53,707 --> 00:28:54,040
不是我

527
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,707
你放屁吗？

528
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,248
不是我

529
00:28:57,082 --> 00:28:59,165
不是我 我没吃上火的东西...

530
00:28:59,165 --> 00:29:00,290
好臭呀！

531
00:29:00,290 --> 00:29:01,582
这个人拉屎了

532
00:29:01,749 --> 00:29:03,040
我不去厕所

533
00:29:03,290 --> 00:29:04,832
-没问题？ -我会带他去的

534
00:29:05,082 --> 00:29:05,872
好

535
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:08,207
朱警官 你要不要喝东西？

536
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:08,915
我请你

537
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:09,707
好

538
00:29:10,872 --> 00:29:11,165
你呢？

539
00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:12,040
我不要 我OK

540
00:29:12,832 --> 00:29:13,791
好 谢谢

541
00:29:15,165 --> 00:29:17,998
朱警官 你是不是第一次来日本？

542
00:29:18,956 --> 00:29:19,457
不是

543
00:29:20,707 --> 00:29:21,998
之前是不是跟女朋友啊？

544
00:29:21,998 --> 00:29:22,872
是

545
00:29:24,415 --> 00:29:24,956
不过分手了

546
00:29:25,872 --> 00:29:26,872
过去式了

547
00:29:26,956 --> 00:29:27,873
对不起

548
00:29:27,873 --> 00:29:28,791
没事

549
00:29:29,872 --> 00:29:31,872
我不想拉屎 都没屎拉

550
00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:33,290
我知道 屁是我放的

551
00:29:37,872 --> 00:29:38,374
去

552
00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:43,707
你这次死定了

553
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:47,872
糟糕！

554
00:29:48,749 --> 00:29:49,872
别靠过来...！

555
00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:52,290
我的脖子

556
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,499
其实做翻译只是我的兼职而已

557
00:29:55,707 --> 00:29:57,665
事实上 我的梦想

558
00:29:58,123 --> 00:29:59,749
是一个踢踏舞者

559
00:30:03,123 --> 00:30:04,207
不过我改变主意了

560
00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:05,540
现在...

561
00:30:06,374 --> 00:30:08,248
我想开直升机

562
00:30:10,707 --> 00:30:11,207
好

563
00:30:15,624 --> 00:30:16,499
裸奔？

564
00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:18,872
他跑了！阿龙先生！

565
00:30:18,872 --> 00:30:19,374
抓住他...！

566
00:30:19,872 --> 00:30:21,873
我的脖子...

567
00:30:23,415 --> 00:30:24,499
你没事吧？

568
00:30:25,248 --> 00:30:25,998
真倒霉！

569
00:30:26,499 --> 00:30:27,872
从香港倒霉到东京？

570
00:30:37,582 --> 00:30:38,956
喂！

571
00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:40,040
停！

572
00:30:44,915 --> 00:30:46,248
前面的车给我停下

573
00:30:46,248 --> 00:30:48,123
远藤先生...等等！

574
00:30:48,123 --> 00:30:50,665
后面的逃犯穿上裤子

575
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:53,998
靠...！

576
00:30:54,832 --> 00:30:56,123
那是我的车！

577
00:31:01,123 --> 00:31:02,872
您好 黄警官

578
00:31:02,998 --> 00:31:05,248
我是玛姬 日本警方的翻译

579
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:06,872
我是中国人

580
00:31:07,457 --> 00:31:09,290
我在东京大学读书的

581
00:31:09,707 --> 00:31:11,582
不是北京大学 是东京大学

582
00:31:11,582 --> 00:31:12,332
不好意思...

583
00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:13,872
二十二岁

584
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,540
喂...不好意思

585
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:18,832
哪里泡温泉？我也喜欢泡温泉

586
00:31:20,457 --> 00:31:21,332
喂 黄警官

587
00:31:21,332 --> 00:31:22,040
怎么样 阿龙？

588
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,207
很好 一切顺利

589
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:28,374
一切顺利

590
00:31:28,374 --> 00:31:29,872
非常好 有没有帮我买东西？

591
00:31:29,872 --> 00:31:31,332
没问题 面膜和减肥药都算我的

592
00:31:32,248 --> 00:31:32,872
喂

593
00:31:32,873 --> 00:31:33,873
不过有件事

594
00:31:35,624 --> 00:31:36,457
也就是...

595
00:31:37,915 --> 00:31:38,956
嫌疑犯逃了

596
00:31:39,290 --> 00:31:40,082
逃了？

597
00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,540
我靠！

598
00:31:42,582 --> 00:31:44,415
-不...你听我说...\\-逃跑了？好端端怎么能跑了呢？

599
00:31:44,457 --> 00:31:45,082
不用担心

600
00:31:45,082 --> 00:31:47,290
那疑犯才一百五十斤 怎么就让他跑了？

601
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:48,872
想我陪你守证物房？

602
00:31:48,872 --> 00:31:50,415
你干嘛要这样害我呀？

603
00:31:50,415 --> 00:31:52,540
-为什么？ -日本警方有能力 也很积极

604
00:31:52,872 --> 00:31:53,872
他们答应了我

605
00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:55,872
在两个小时内 一定能捉回嫌疑犯

606
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,082
有什么事我立马打电话给你 行不行？

607
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:58,707
求神拜佛 他们真能找回疑犯

608
00:31:58,707 --> 00:32:00,207
-不然证物房也轮不到你守 -没问题...

609
00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:02,332
真是好人得恶报...

610
00:32:02,332 --> 00:32:03,707
有消息就打给你 好吧？

611
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,415
好痛...课长

612
00:32:13,457 --> 00:32:14,624
辛苦了

613
00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:15,499
阿龙先生

614
00:32:15,499 --> 00:32:16,872
-来...坐... -找到他了吗？

615
00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:20,123
来 坐下...

616
00:32:20,374 --> 00:32:21,290
找到他了吗？

617
00:32:21,998 --> 00:32:23,040
他逃了

618
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:23,624
什么？

619
00:32:25,374 --> 00:32:26,998
他逃了？是什么意思？

620
00:32:27,123 --> 00:32:28,415
明天之前...

621
00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:30,499
-不...我回不了香港... -我们会捉他回来...

622
00:32:30,499 --> 00:32:33,082
-相信日本警察 我们是最厉害的\\-我听不懂你的英语

623
00:32:33,082 --> 00:32:35,374
我会丢饭碗的 我要去要饭的

624
00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:37,998
我听不明白 翻译...

625
00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:40,123
玛姬 过来...

626
00:32:40,956 --> 00:32:42,872
-找不到 那怎么办？ -你的包

627
00:32:43,872 --> 00:32:44,582
远藤先生...！

628
00:32:47,872 --> 00:32:48,873
你干嘛骗我？

629
00:32:48,873 --> 00:32:50,290
他们说疑犯找不回来了

630
00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:50,873
我顶你呀！

631
00:32:50,873 --> 00:32:51,665
你怎么知道的呀？

632
00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:52,872
是我告诉他的

633
00:32:54,082 --> 00:32:56,749
-朱福龙 我警告你 我知道你住在哪\\-黄警官...你听我说...

634
00:32:56,832 --> 00:32:58,872
-你骗我 就别过了 -现在不是告诉你了吗？

635
00:32:59,040 --> 00:32:59,956
总之我保证

636
00:32:59,956 --> 00:33:02,624
如果找不到他 我不回香港 好吧？

637
00:33:02,665 --> 00:33:03,873
我找了我的师兄潇洒来帮你

638
00:33:04,165 --> 00:33:05,457
-你有什么事情就跟他说 -行 没问题

639
00:33:05,457 --> 00:33:06,499
-没钱就问他拿 -包在我身上

640
00:33:06,499 --> 00:33:07,872
潇洒！记住名字 潇洒呀！

641
00:33:07,872 --> 00:33:08,872
谢谢 警官

642
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,582
有没有搞错？

643
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:22,665
远藤先生

644
00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:23,791
不是我的包！

645
00:33:26,332 --> 00:33:27,624
打扰了！

646
00:33:30,499 --> 00:33:31,165
朱福龙？

647
00:33:31,165 --> 00:33:32,040
你谁？

648
00:33:32,248 --> 00:33:33,082
潇洒

649
00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:37,374
喂

650
00:33:38,123 --> 00:33:39,707
总算捉到他了

651
00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:41,207
好

652
00:33:41,499 --> 00:33:42,374
我现在就带他过来

653
00:33:42,374 --> 00:33:44,082
好 待会见

654
00:33:48,123 --> 00:33:49,624
我的屁有时候也挺管用的

655
00:33:49,624 --> 00:33:50,415
不行 很臭

656
00:33:56,624 --> 00:33:57,248
潇洒

657
00:33:58,707 --> 00:33:59,872
-那边呀？ -我的栗子摊

658
00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:02,540
铁砂掌？

659
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:03,290
加油！

660
00:34:03,665 --> 00:34:04,872
我会加油的！

661
00:34:06,915 --> 00:34:07,872
都不热的

662
00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:11,499
全部都不热的 假扮作秀

663
00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:13,707
反正能赚到钱就行了 大家也开心

664
00:34:13,998 --> 00:34:15,832
我家就在楼上 上去坐

665
00:34:18,872 --> 00:34:19,415
这样都行？

666
00:34:19,749 --> 00:34:20,665
不能这么做生意

667
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:23,749
你为什么会来日本？

668
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,165
以后再告诉你吧

669
00:34:25,415 --> 00:34:26,791
我来了都十几年了

670
00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:28,872
黄色成 我师弟

671
00:34:29,998 --> 00:34:31,998
以前在香港我也当警察

672
00:34:32,123 --> 00:34:33,582
他们叫我辣手神探

673
00:34:33,582 --> 00:34:34,457
你的大名

674
00:34:35,872 --> 00:34:37,290
全人类都知道了

675
00:34:38,165 --> 00:34:39,749
黄色成把你的事都捅了

676
00:34:39,749 --> 00:34:40,998
用不着他捅

677
00:34:40,998 --> 00:34:42,707
报纸头版天天都是我

678
00:34:45,207 --> 00:34:45,998
环境不错

679
00:34:46,248 --> 00:34:47,665
相请不如偶遇

680
00:34:48,332 --> 00:34:50,123
你先帮他把二十万日圆还了

681
00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:50,872
什么二十万？

682
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,290
他说你会替他还给我的

683
00:34:54,290 --> 00:34:56,998
上次他带妞来日本玩 是我出的钱

684
00:34:56,998 --> 00:34:57,873
不是吧

685
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,248
他叫我问你借钱

686
00:34:59,248 --> 00:35:01,207
我行李不见了 你知道的

687
00:35:01,457 --> 00:35:03,872
靠！他摆明了坑我们俩

688
00:35:06,457 --> 00:35:07,872
你上窜下跳的也没用

689
00:35:07,872 --> 00:35:09,040
钱还是要还的

690
00:35:09,332 --> 00:35:10,956
不是！想上厕所

691
00:35:10,956 --> 00:35:11,791
憋不住了

692
00:35:11,791 --> 00:35:12,457
那你不早说

693
00:35:12,457 --> 00:35:13,582
-角落！ -好

694
00:35:15,332 --> 00:35:16,749
欢迎光临

695
00:35:19,832 --> 00:35:20,998
欢迎光临

696
00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:25,123
老板娘

697
00:35:26,123 --> 00:35:27,040
啤酒一瓶

698
00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:27,832
好！

699
00:35:48,582 --> 00:35:50,290
今天关门呀！

700
00:35:50,998 --> 00:35:51,998
我来找老板娘

701
00:35:52,374 --> 00:35:54,290
不相关的人 给我滚！

702
00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:06,290
欢迎光临

703
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:08,872
赶紧拿清酒 快点

704
00:36:13,374 --> 00:36:15,624
我知道你是追赌债的

705
00:36:16,872 --> 00:36:18,540
请多给我几天时间

706
00:36:20,290 --> 00:36:22,207
赌球输了就得给钱

707
00:36:22,207 --> 00:36:22,872
五天

708
00:36:24,457 --> 00:36:25,082
四天

709
00:36:26,165 --> 00:36:26,998
三天...

710
00:36:26,998 --> 00:36:29,123
现在马上还！

711
00:36:33,707 --> 00:36:34,872
请你先收下利息

712
00:36:34,872 --> 00:36:35,872
你敢耍我？

713
00:36:35,872 --> 00:36:37,457
你想不想做生意了？

714
00:36:37,872 --> 00:36:38,872
你讲道理行不行？

715
00:36:39,499 --> 00:36:41,374
你捣乱我的生意 我怎么赚钱呀？

716
00:36:41,374 --> 00:36:43,165
赚不了钱怎么还给你呀？

717
00:36:43,248 --> 00:36:44,791
快点还钱就是 蠢货！

718
00:36:44,791 --> 00:36:45,872
蠢货！

719
00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:48,707
要了我这条命 钱就没有！

720
00:36:52,956 --> 00:36:54,290
把他的场翻了

721
00:36:55,873 --> 00:36:56,665
加油！

722
00:37:01,415 --> 00:37:03,872
我请大家吃栗子

723
00:37:04,872 --> 00:37:05,956
好吃的...

724
00:37:10,749 --> 00:37:11,872
放过我们一马吧

725
00:37:12,374 --> 00:37:13,332
你是谁？

726
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:14,582
你想怎样呀？

727
00:37:14,872 --> 00:37:16,707
混蛋 轮得到你打他吗？

728
00:37:16,872 --> 00:37:17,872
我打可以 你打不行！

729
00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:18,791
有话好说

730
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,123
去死吧你！

731
00:37:22,749 --> 00:37:23,457
去死！

732
00:37:24,207 --> 00:37:25,040
你说什么？

733
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,040
对不起

734
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:48,540
你们连小屁孩都搞不定

735
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,749
我把钱给你 不要打他

736
00:37:50,749 --> 00:37:52,832
就这么多了 请你收下吧

737
00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:55,082
还钱也没用

738
00:37:57,499 --> 00:37:59,165
不要打...！

739
00:38:07,123 --> 00:38:08,872
全部都给我靠边站

740
00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:10,123
身分证拿出来！

741
00:38:15,582 --> 00:38:16,707
你是干什么的？

742
00:38:39,499 --> 00:38:39,872
惨了

743
00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:11,123
回去减肥了

744
00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:46,832
走开...

745
00:39:46,998 --> 00:39:49,749
-朱福龙 上来 -来...

746
00:39:56,207 --> 00:39:56,872
你没事吧？

747
00:39:57,582 --> 00:39:58,540
-没事 -警察来了

748
00:39:58,624 --> 00:39:59,665
正好 下去吧

749
00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:00,872
小虎 上来

750
00:40:00,872 --> 00:40:03,457
这帮警察 打完了才肯来

751
00:40:03,872 --> 00:40:04,624
你瞧瞧

752
00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:14,998
你们辛苦了

753
00:40:17,872 --> 00:40:18,540
我们走

754
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:19,374
不会吧

755
00:40:26,915 --> 00:40:28,207
够了...

756
00:40:31,873 --> 00:40:37,290
导演 终于见到你

757
00:40:38,415 --> 00:40:40,872
没想到坐在同一班飞机

758
00:40:40,956 --> 00:40:43,872
我的运气一向很好 不知道你怎么样

759
00:40:43,872 --> 00:40:46,624
你拍的东西也蛮艺术的

760
00:40:46,998 --> 00:40:49,374
不要！

761
00:40:49,872 --> 00:40:50,665
很好...

762
00:40:50,998 --> 00:40:52,665
把感情放在你儿子身上

763
00:40:52,872 --> 00:40:54,872
多点内心戏

764
00:40:54,872 --> 00:40:55,290
开始！

765
00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:58,082
不要！我不会放弃我儿子的！

766
00:40:58,872 --> 00:40:59,415
好像有人...

767
00:41:03,165 --> 00:41:05,540
你们知道一克多少钱吗？

768
00:41:10,998 --> 00:41:12,749
喂！你在干嘛？

769
00:41:12,749 --> 00:41:13,791
怎么了？

770
00:41:14,082 --> 00:41:14,791
关我什么事？

771
00:41:16,290 --> 00:41:17,832
等等！

772
00:41:24,499 --> 00:41:26,915
除了照相机 还有其他证据吗？

773
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:28,665
不知道...

774
00:41:29,872 --> 00:41:32,123
我们玩个游戏吧

775
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:33,873
喜欢棒球吗？

776
00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:40,872
说呀 快点说

777
00:41:48,165 --> 00:41:49,415
避什么？

778
00:41:51,872 --> 00:41:52,872
等等！

779
00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:55,165
我想起来了

780
00:41:55,207 --> 00:41:56,040
我想起我妈

781
00:41:57,374 --> 00:41:58,290
胡说！

782
00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:01,040
停！

783
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,499
放到米里了

784
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:07,832
我说实话你也打我？

785
00:42:07,832 --> 00:42:09,332
胡说！

786
00:42:13,457 --> 00:42:16,665
我刚才明明看到日本警察跟黑社会一个鼻孔出气

787
00:42:17,415 --> 00:42:18,749
这个世界怎么了？

788
00:42:18,749 --> 00:42:22,165
林子大了什么都有 这个区有几个败类

789
00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:23,872
他们早就是一伙的了

790
00:42:23,872 --> 00:42:24,707
不管？

791
00:42:24,872 --> 00:42:28,872
我们天天开门做生意 除了忍没别的办法

792
00:42:28,998 --> 00:42:30,332
做生意？

793
00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:33,707
现在维修的钱 够还债三次了

794
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,499
多管瞎管

795
00:42:36,082 --> 00:42:37,540
都怪你这个猪朋狗友

796
00:42:37,872 --> 00:42:38,915
看什么看？

797
00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:40,873
别以为救了我就了不起

798
00:42:41,415 --> 00:42:43,123
这么喜欢救人当超人算了

799
00:42:43,499 --> 00:42:44,872
阻碍着地球转

800
00:42:45,123 --> 00:42:46,872
小虎...

801
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:47,872
离他那么近干嘛？

802
00:42:47,872 --> 00:42:49,998
不干嘛 我要跟龙哥学功夫

803
00:42:50,123 --> 00:42:50,915
不用了

804
00:42:50,956 --> 00:42:52,872
我刚刚看到 你功夫很厉害

805
00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:53,872
他很能打的

806
00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:54,749
打...！

807
00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:56,499
你刚刚一直挨打

808
00:42:56,499 --> 00:42:57,791
怎么不见你还手？

809
00:42:57,791 --> 00:42:58,872
你是个男人

810
00:42:58,872 --> 00:42:59,332
老板娘...

811
00:42:59,332 --> 00:43:00,290
给我闭嘴！

812
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:01,040
走！

813
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:02,332
走！

814
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:03,457
走...！

815
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:04,956
小虎回来！

816
00:43:13,665 --> 00:43:14,499
阿姨...

817
00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:15,915
这是潇洒哥给你的

818
00:43:53,791 --> 00:43:55,872
小虎是她外甥

819
00:43:56,207 --> 00:43:58,207
小虎的爸妈出车祸死了

820
00:43:58,248 --> 00:43:59,956
她要留在日本照顾小虎

821
00:43:59,956 --> 00:44:01,624
不肯跟我回香港

822
00:44:01,707 --> 00:44:04,082
还说既然给不了我家庭温暖

823
00:44:04,082 --> 00:44:05,165
分手算了

824
00:44:06,374 --> 00:44:08,165
女人都是口是心非的

825
00:44:08,248 --> 00:44:10,872
那我只有在这等啰 这一等就是十年

826
00:44:12,915 --> 00:44:14,832
干嘛老是叼着根烟又不点？

827
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,165
她说我叼着烟的样子很帅

828
00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:19,415
但又怕我抽多了会死

829
00:44:20,332 --> 00:44:22,832
那我就只叼着不点

830
00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:24,707
你也很帅

831
00:44:24,872 --> 00:44:26,582
世纪贱男

832
00:44:28,956 --> 00:44:30,540
你看什么香蕉？

833
00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:32,915
香蕉日报这种东西怎么能信？

834
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,998
你那个二姊 她演的戏我也看了不少

835
00:44:36,872 --> 00:44:38,872
演技呢...

836
00:44:39,082 --> 00:44:40,499
见仁见智

837
00:44:40,872 --> 00:44:41,872
不过长得挺漂亮

838
00:44:42,872 --> 00:44:44,872
人家那么漂亮 没有理由喜欢你

839
00:44:45,499 --> 00:44:46,624
-喂 -干嘛？

840
00:44:46,665 --> 00:44:47,582
你真是...

841
00:44:47,872 --> 00:44:48,665
你等着

842
00:44:48,872 --> 00:44:49,872
让你见识一下

843
00:44:51,665 --> 00:44:52,707
这是我

844
00:44:52,707 --> 00:44:53,582
八块腹肌

845
00:44:53,582 --> 00:44:56,499
当年我在宝勒巷 一根警棍大战金毛仔

846
00:44:56,499 --> 00:44:57,582
你不可能没听过吧？

847
00:44:57,582 --> 00:44:58,624
厉害...

848
00:44:58,624 --> 00:44:59,540
我困了

849
00:45:00,873 --> 00:45:01,707
朱警官

850
00:45:01,707 --> 00:45:04,540
日本警方终于在东京湾找到山本勇二

851
00:45:13,165 --> 00:45:13,956
阿龙先生

852
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,123
早上好 辛苦了

853
00:45:18,624 --> 00:45:19,457
这是你要的答案

854
00:45:33,915 --> 00:45:35,082
浮尸东京湾

855
00:45:37,082 --> 00:45:38,415
你不觉得可疑吗？

856
00:45:42,582 --> 00:45:45,332
我们在他的身上找到一些可卡因

857
00:45:46,248 --> 00:45:48,665
死因是吸毒过量溺亡

858
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,665
这是他的遗书

859
00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:55,540
他做了坏事

860
00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:56,872
逃跑到香港 再被遣返回来

861
00:45:56,872 --> 00:45:58,707
他是畏罪自杀

862
00:45:58,872 --> 00:46:00,707
远藤先生说他是自杀的

863
00:46:06,707 --> 00:46:07,415
就这样？

864
00:46:07,665 --> 00:46:09,872
日本人说话好啰嗦的

865
00:46:10,123 --> 00:46:10,832
好

866
00:46:11,207 --> 00:46:12,082
一个人要自杀的人

867
00:46:12,082 --> 00:46:14,457
为什么不在香港自杀而要回日本自杀？

868
00:46:14,457 --> 00:46:15,998
中国人有一句成语说

869
00:46:16,872 --> 00:46:18,873
秋天的叶子黄了就要落

870
00:46:19,707 --> 00:46:20,624
落叶归根

871
00:46:20,624 --> 00:46:21,415
爱回家

872
00:46:21,415 --> 00:46:23,624
他全身瘀青 都没有泡胀？

873
00:46:23,832 --> 00:46:26,415
发现尸身不足八小时

874
00:46:26,707 --> 00:46:29,707
昨天夜里海水的温度接近冰点

875
00:46:29,872 --> 00:46:31,540
所以尸体不会发胀

876
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:33,415
好冷呀...

877
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:35,499
大哥 他被打得跟惨叫鸡一样

878
00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:36,872
肯定有冤情

879
00:46:37,082 --> 00:46:39,665
别管了 好吗？

880
00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:41,415
回香港吧

881
00:46:41,872 --> 00:46:42,791
掰掰

882
00:46:43,872 --> 00:46:45,499
-好 -好

883
00:46:45,872 --> 00:46:46,540
谢谢！

884
00:46:47,749 --> 00:46:48,374
掰掰

885
00:46:49,290 --> 00:46:49,998
远藤先生

886
00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:52,749
你的帽子

887
00:46:52,873 --> 00:46:54,165
再换一顶吧

888
00:46:54,332 --> 00:46:55,457
别碰！

889
00:46:56,332 --> 00:46:57,915
日本警方找到他了

890
00:46:57,915 --> 00:46:59,707
你管他死人活人

891
00:46:59,707 --> 00:47:00,872
回香港吧

892
00:47:00,872 --> 00:47:02,123
但你得先还钱

893
00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:03,082
别老提钱

894
00:47:03,082 --> 00:47:04,290
你是辣手神探

895
00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:05,624
做人不可以轻易放弃

896
00:47:05,624 --> 00:47:07,290
你知道全东京有多少山本勇二？

897
00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:13,749
一上午你都踢三十几扇了

898
00:47:13,749 --> 00:47:15,123
那么死心眼的

899
00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:16,749
是这家伙吗？

900
00:47:16,872 --> 00:47:18,207
要不是咱们看看就走了

901
00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:19,123
我都饿了

902
00:47:22,872 --> 00:47:24,082
一定能够找出线索的

903
00:47:25,665 --> 00:47:26,872
一定可以

904
00:47:31,872 --> 00:47:33,582
我就不信什么都没有

905
00:47:35,956 --> 00:47:36,956
找到没有？

906
00:47:37,872 --> 00:47:38,956
我找到一根香蕉

907
00:48:04,165 --> 00:48:05,665
我就说嘛

908
00:48:05,872 --> 00:48:08,749
做人不要轻易放弃

909
00:48:14,582 --> 00:48:16,499
快来帮忙 拿东西打它

910
00:48:16,499 --> 00:48:17,832
不行！虐狗呀！

911
00:48:18,749 --> 00:48:19,872
你快点

912
00:48:22,457 --> 00:48:24,872
快点...快打

913
00:48:27,082 --> 00:48:28,998
狗狗...走！

914
00:48:31,332 --> 00:48:33,123
说你啊 这么不给面子？

915
00:48:33,872 --> 00:48:35,248
我一举起它 你就打

916
00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:37,165
我打！

917
00:48:39,872 --> 00:48:42,332
你干嘛打我不打狗？

918
00:48:44,248 --> 00:48:45,749
咬屁股了

919
00:48:50,332 --> 00:48:51,749
乖狗狗...！

920
00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:03,872
别动...！

921
00:49:06,290 --> 00:49:07,665
别动...！

922
00:49:09,998 --> 00:49:10,872
坏狗狗！

923
00:49:12,872 --> 00:49:13,873
没事吧潇洒？

924
00:49:13,873 --> 00:49:14,872
没死的

925
00:49:14,872 --> 00:49:16,872
不过屁股开花了

926
00:49:19,082 --> 00:49:20,665
你当警察几年了？

927
00:49:20,665 --> 00:49:21,749
十几年

928
00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:23,457
十几年就混成这样？

929
00:49:24,873 --> 00:49:25,872
怎么了？

930
00:49:26,624 --> 00:49:28,998
人家十几年起码混个督察了

931
00:49:29,582 --> 00:49:31,872
每个人追求不一样 现在多好

932
00:49:32,207 --> 00:49:33,290
龙哥...

933
00:49:33,457 --> 00:49:34,374
修好了 给

934
00:49:34,374 --> 00:49:35,332
聪明...！

935
00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:37,749
这部手机曾经进了水

936
00:49:37,832 --> 00:49:39,832
能打开的档案都放在这里

937
00:49:39,872 --> 00:49:42,123
但是还有一个视频文件打不开

938
00:49:42,165 --> 00:49:43,915
所以还要时间处理一下

939
00:49:46,415 --> 00:49:47,665
这不是筑地吗？

940
00:49:47,872 --> 00:49:49,123
我熟 我带你去

941
00:50:15,165 --> 00:50:16,582
太鼓队的表演非常精彩

942
00:50:16,998 --> 00:50:18,499
大家请多给掌声

943
00:50:18,665 --> 00:50:26,207
有请主办商岛仓先生致词

944
00:50:26,207 --> 00:50:26,791
可儿

945
00:50:27,707 --> 00:50:29,791
这不是你那个二姊吗？

946
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:30,624
是啊

947
00:50:30,872 --> 00:50:32,540
真是漂亮...真漂亮

948
00:50:36,082 --> 00:50:37,832
我们是来办正事的 专业一点

949
00:50:37,956 --> 00:50:38,582
走了

950
00:50:40,248 --> 00:50:44,499
...今日的特别嘉宾宋可儿小姐

951
00:51:07,915 --> 00:51:10,582
动作快点 你们在磨蹭什么呢？

952
00:51:10,582 --> 00:51:12,248
快点...把鱼拿上车

953
00:51:12,290 --> 00:51:13,582
快点搬上去！

954
00:51:14,582 --> 00:51:15,707
怎么少了一条？

955
00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:18,207
还不去找！

956
00:51:26,165 --> 00:51:27,665
怎么越吃越兴奋？

957
00:51:31,624 --> 00:51:32,872
什么鱼这是？

958
00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:41,082
鱼在那儿！

959
00:51:48,791 --> 00:51:50,499
好吃！

960
00:51:55,332 --> 00:51:57,873
你这个混蛋 站住！

961
00:51:58,665 --> 00:51:59,872
站住！

962
00:52:21,832 --> 00:52:22,540
潇洒还好吧？

963
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,457
发生什么事？

964
00:52:23,582 --> 00:52:24,540
干嘛被人打？

965
00:52:30,123 --> 00:52:30,872
蹲下

966
00:53:07,248 --> 00:53:08,082
潇洒

967
00:53:51,872 --> 00:53:52,749
来！

968
00:54:25,749 --> 00:54:26,872
潇洒 等等

969
00:54:28,873 --> 00:54:30,082
准备...

970
00:54:45,207 --> 00:54:45,872
没事吧？

971
00:54:45,872 --> 00:54:46,624
醒醒

972
00:54:47,374 --> 00:54:48,332
非要打是吧？

973
00:54:48,832 --> 00:54:49,457
好！

974
00:54:49,872 --> 00:54:50,872
你们两个想干嘛？

975
00:54:50,872 --> 00:54:52,872
-爷爷 我们会处理的 -朱福龙！

976
00:54:53,872 --> 00:54:56,415
来啊...！

977
00:54:56,872 --> 00:54:57,872
-朱福龙 -来！

978
00:54:57,872 --> 00:54:59,749
你干什么？你在这儿干什么？

979
00:54:59,791 --> 00:55:02,624
各位不好意思 大家不要慌

980
00:55:02,624 --> 00:55:06,207
就是这个这胖子在歌舞伎町妨碍我们办事

981
00:55:06,415 --> 00:55:08,872
-可儿 我们被人打 -我还要工作 你干嘛？

982
00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,040
-他们都是日本流氓 -你想怎样？

983
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,248
他们全都是黑社会

984
00:55:11,248 --> 00:55:14,165
有没有警察？谁能报警呀？

985
00:55:15,582 --> 00:55:16,956
你扛得起吗？

986
00:55:17,248 --> 00:55:18,832
他差点杀了我爷爷

987
00:55:18,832 --> 00:55:19,873
你在这里胡说什么？

988
00:55:20,415 --> 00:55:21,540
我要报警

989
00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:22,624
我是香港警察

990
00:55:22,791 --> 00:55:24,540
你是坏人 我是好人 知道吗？

991
00:55:24,540 --> 00:55:25,582
你在胡说什么？

992
00:55:25,582 --> 00:55:26,791
谁能报警？

993
00:55:27,082 --> 00:55:27,872
可儿...

994
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,872
我知道你是谁 滚出我地盘

995
00:55:30,872 --> 00:55:31,956
你不要仗着你像谢霆锋

996
00:55:31,956 --> 00:55:33,582
在香港我早就扣你了

997
00:55:33,582 --> 00:55:34,540
萝卜头！

998
00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:35,872
等一下...

999
00:55:35,872 --> 00:55:36,707
抱歉...

1000
00:55:36,707 --> 00:55:37,915
可儿...你听我说

1001
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,123
你听我说好吗？

1002
00:55:39,872 --> 00:55:41,915
他是我的老板 我工作呢

1003
00:55:41,915 --> 00:55:43,082
-他是黑社会 -我知道！

1004
00:55:43,082 --> 00:55:45,624
-他是黑社会 -我只是来工作的 我有我的底线！

1005
00:55:45,873 --> 00:55:47,707
这是我第一次出国登台

1006
00:55:47,872 --> 00:55:50,207
是不是没人找我演戏你才高兴呀？

1007
00:55:50,207 --> 00:55:51,624
我不想你出事

1008
00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:52,832
你听我说最后一次...

1009
00:55:52,832 --> 00:55:53,665
什么最后一次？

1010
00:55:53,665 --> 00:55:55,040
你听我说最后一次 行不行？

1011
00:55:55,956 --> 00:55:58,872
我每次都听你的 从来都迁就你

1012
00:55:58,872 --> 00:56:00,707
我不需要你迁就我

1013
00:56:02,332 --> 00:56:03,872
我需要的是一份尊重

1014
00:56:04,499 --> 00:56:05,415
可儿...

1015
00:56:06,374 --> 00:56:07,872
-走吧 我在工作 -好

1016
00:56:07,872 --> 00:56:09,415
-我求求你走吧 -好！

1017
00:56:09,872 --> 00:56:10,872
我们朋友一场...

1018
00:56:10,872 --> 00:56:11,872
我只是想跟你说

1019
00:56:12,749 --> 00:56:14,791
我不想你跟这些坏人一起

1020
00:56:14,791 --> 00:56:15,248
可以吗？

1021
00:56:15,749 --> 00:56:16,540
你自己想

1022
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,123
潇洒 走

1023
00:56:17,872 --> 00:56:18,915
-潇洒 走呀 -他...

1024
00:56:18,915 --> 00:56:20,123
-他很想你... -走！

1025
00:56:20,123 --> 00:56:22,415
-搞什么你们？ -远藤先生...

1026
00:56:22,415 --> 00:56:24,915
-东野先生 你好 -黑社会呀...！

1027
00:56:25,457 --> 00:56:27,872
岛仓先生 你好

1028
00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:31,665
-快上车 -你们...一伙的

1029
00:56:31,665 --> 00:56:33,499
我明白 全明白了

1030
00:56:33,998 --> 00:56:35,415
我也明白了

1031
00:56:36,123 --> 00:56:38,499
这个人真麻烦

1032
00:56:38,582 --> 00:56:42,374
害大家都要加班

1033
00:56:42,374 --> 00:56:43,499
快点开车

1034
00:56:43,707 --> 00:56:45,872
非常抱歉...

1035
00:56:47,832 --> 00:56:49,872
各位不好意思 耽误大家了

1036
00:56:49,872 --> 00:56:53,872
没事了...

1037
00:57:08,165 --> 00:57:09,665
这个麻烦人

1038
00:57:12,415 --> 00:57:15,332
远藤先生说东野组他们不起诉你们了

1039
00:57:16,624 --> 00:57:17,499
毒品

1040
00:57:17,791 --> 00:57:19,749
日本警方一直都知道的

1041
00:57:19,749 --> 00:57:21,415
但是他们没有证据

1042
00:57:21,956 --> 00:57:22,873
你相信我吗？

1043
00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:25,374
我愿意相信你 但这里是日本

1044
00:57:25,582 --> 00:57:26,624
抱歉

1045
00:57:31,749 --> 00:57:32,872
谢谢你来保释我们

1046
00:57:32,872 --> 00:57:33,872
少废话

1047
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,791
我这个 113.4 公斤的警察

1048
00:57:44,165 --> 00:57:46,040
是不是真的阻碍地球转呢？

1049
00:57:47,749 --> 00:57:48,915
我一直以为对的

1050
00:57:49,872 --> 00:57:50,872
原来是错的

1051
00:57:52,956 --> 00:57:54,665
到底我是超人？

1052
00:57:54,956 --> 00:57:56,248
还是怪兽？

1053
00:57:59,624 --> 00:58:01,707
以后准时收工

1054
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:05,123
这么喜欢救人 当超人算了

1055
00:58:05,123 --> 00:58:06,624
你干嘛这样害我呀？

1056
00:58:06,624 --> 00:58:07,915
想我陪你守证物房呀？

1057
00:58:07,915 --> 00:58:09,415
回去香港吧

1058
00:58:10,872 --> 00:58:12,415
我跟了你十几年

1059
00:58:12,540 --> 00:58:14,540
我只是想跟你过安稳的日子

1060
00:58:14,915 --> 00:58:16,040
你能给我吗？

1061
00:58:16,374 --> 00:58:17,624
你给得了我吗？

1062
00:58:18,624 --> 00:58:21,082
人生有很多事情可以做 不一定要演戏嘛

1063
00:58:21,082 --> 00:58:21,956
对不对？

1064
00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:25,872
你从头到尾就一个表情 不要勉强下去了

1065
00:58:25,872 --> 00:58:26,290
他是黑社会...

1066
00:58:26,290 --> 00:58:28,165
是不是没人找我演戏你才高兴呀？

1067
00:58:31,248 --> 00:58:33,872
你跟我说这次让我当一次主角的

1068
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,998
我有话跟你说

1069
00:59:03,872 --> 00:59:04,873
你先下车

1070
00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:31,872
你不要走 先说清楚啊你

1071
00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:33,624
这么简单都不明白？

1072
00:59:33,624 --> 00:59:36,290
我要卖了风华居 然后带小虎回香港

1073
00:59:36,457 --> 00:59:37,832
你说分手？

1074
00:59:37,873 --> 00:59:39,749
我们分手很久了 好吗？

1075
00:59:39,749 --> 00:59:41,665
我来日本等了你十年

1076
00:59:41,665 --> 00:59:43,499
你丢给我分手两个字 合适吗？

1077
00:59:43,499 --> 00:59:44,832
你现在多好

1078
00:59:44,832 --> 00:59:45,872
又重出江湖了

1079
00:59:45,956 --> 00:59:47,123
前两天砸了我的店

1080
00:59:47,123 --> 00:59:48,956
今天搞乱那个鱼巿场

1081
00:59:49,872 --> 00:59:51,123
你想装辣手神探呀？

1082
00:59:51,123 --> 00:59:52,873
好 不如卖掉栗子摊

1083
00:59:52,873 --> 00:59:54,872
套条内裤在头上当超人去吧

1084
00:59:54,956 --> 00:59:56,540
你不要侮辱我以前的职业

1085
00:59:56,540 --> 00:59:57,415
我是辣手神探

1086
00:59:57,415 --> 00:59:58,872
-不是装的！ -好 我不说了

1087
00:59:58,872 --> 01:00:00,290
总之我卖了风华居之后

1088
01:00:00,290 --> 01:00:01,457
钱我都会还给你

1089
01:00:01,457 --> 01:00:02,872
我们以后各不相欠

1090
01:00:02,873 --> 01:00:04,415
你以为只欠我钱吗？

1091
01:00:04,415 --> 01:00:05,415
你欠我的多了

1092
01:00:05,415 --> 01:00:06,749
你又要颠倒是非 是吗？

1093
01:00:06,749 --> 01:00:08,624
好 那我就跟你算清楚

1094
01:00:08,707 --> 01:00:09,873
好 算 尽管算！

1095
01:00:09,873 --> 01:00:11,872
成天说自己栗子炒得有多厉害

1096
01:00:11,872 --> 01:00:12,872
厉害个屁！

1097
01:00:12,915 --> 01:00:15,415
那个金毛炒栗子跟作法一样

1098
01:00:15,415 --> 01:00:16,374
要不是我看着他

1099
01:00:16,374 --> 01:00:17,872
你的栗子炒得有那么香？

1100
01:00:17,872 --> 01:00:19,165
你不要以为你

1101
01:00:19,165 --> 01:00:20,540
这么多人跟你打麻将

1102
01:00:20,707 --> 01:00:22,082
这条街的日本婆

1103
01:00:22,082 --> 01:00:23,832
我每天发钱他们才来

1104
01:00:23,832 --> 01:00:25,374
她们都讨厌死你 说你牌品差

1105
01:00:25,415 --> 01:00:26,872
-她们抢着跟我打！ -不要吵了！

1106
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:29,165
你们有没有考虑过我的感受？

1107
01:00:29,165 --> 01:00:30,123
你有什么感受呀？

1108
01:00:30,123 --> 01:00:30,540
好了

1109
01:00:31,707 --> 01:00:32,582
不要这样

1110
01:00:32,872 --> 01:00:33,499
好不好？

1111
01:00:36,872 --> 01:00:37,872
干嘛呢？

1112
01:00:39,374 --> 01:00:40,415
我是过来人

1113
01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:43,749
就算我多嘴 我也一定要讲

1114
01:00:44,332 --> 01:00:45,290
这个傻瓜

1115
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,956
他摆明爱你爱到不得了

1116
01:00:47,956 --> 01:00:49,290
虽然他丑了点胖了点

1117
01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:50,123
说真话而已

1118
01:00:50,872 --> 01:00:51,791
但真的...

1119
01:00:51,791 --> 01:00:52,872
真的很难得的

1120
01:00:52,872 --> 01:00:53,540
你呢？

1121
01:00:54,082 --> 01:00:56,123
我也不觉得你不喜欢他

1122
01:00:56,248 --> 01:00:57,872
要不然你也不会帮他炒粟子

1123
01:00:58,123 --> 01:00:59,248
他那天被人打

1124
01:00:59,248 --> 01:01:00,665
你表情多紧张

1125
01:01:00,872 --> 01:01:01,956
看得出来的

1126
01:01:02,123 --> 01:01:02,956
是不是？

1127
01:01:05,707 --> 01:01:06,624
我只是想说

1128
01:01:06,915 --> 01:01:08,872
真的 这个世界上

1129
01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:12,872
没什么人可以等另外一个人十年的

1130
01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:19,499
我说得对

1131
01:01:25,457 --> 01:01:25,872
记住

1132
01:01:26,665 --> 01:01:28,082
吵架是生活的情趣

1133
01:01:28,082 --> 01:01:28,749
不要放弃潇洒

1134
01:01:28,749 --> 01:01:30,165
喂 你别走

1135
01:01:30,499 --> 01:01:30,872
去吧

1136
01:01:32,165 --> 01:01:32,872
不能放弃！

1137
01:01:43,123 --> 01:01:43,540
好

1138
01:01:44,290 --> 01:01:45,749
你真把风华居卖了？

1139
01:01:45,749 --> 01:01:46,374
还卖那么便宜

1140
01:01:46,374 --> 01:01:47,582
变那么快

1141
01:01:47,624 --> 01:01:48,915
喂 干嘛？

1142
01:01:52,872 --> 01:01:53,499
加油！

1143
01:02:08,082 --> 01:02:08,832
喂

1144
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:10,872
你想干嘛？

1145
01:02:12,290 --> 01:02:13,457
出来吃个面吧

1146
01:02:36,082 --> 01:02:37,207
-干杯 -干杯

1147
01:02:37,207 --> 01:02:38,332
多谢

1148
01:02:46,749 --> 01:02:47,165
可儿

1149
01:02:47,165 --> 01:02:47,915
干杯

1150
01:02:50,290 --> 01:02:50,791
干！

1151
01:02:50,873 --> 01:02:51,624
喝！

1152
01:02:52,582 --> 01:02:53,956
加油...！

1153
01:02:53,956 --> 01:02:55,998
快点...

1154
01:02:55,998 --> 01:02:56,872
拍戏这样吗？

1155
01:02:56,872 --> 01:02:57,707
这样啊

1156
01:02:57,791 --> 01:02:58,499
干杯

1157
01:03:06,499 --> 01:03:07,332
可儿

1158
01:03:10,873 --> 01:03:12,082
我有话要跟你说

1159
01:03:12,290 --> 01:03:13,791
好久没见 我...

1160
01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:14,872
今晚我们不说话

1161
01:03:14,873 --> 01:03:16,665
只喝酒 好吗？

1162
01:03:16,872 --> 01:03:17,749
-好 -来

1163
01:03:19,082 --> 01:03:20,707
我有话要跟你说

1164
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,540
其实那晚

1165
01:03:22,582 --> 01:03:23,872
你说的话我都有想过

1166
01:03:23,872 --> 01:03:24,749
哪晚呀？

1167
01:03:25,832 --> 01:03:26,872
宣你老妹那晚

1168
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,374
宣你妹那晚...

1169
01:03:28,374 --> 01:03:29,872
我有自知之明

1170
01:03:30,248 --> 01:03:30,915
你不要想太多了

1171
01:03:30,915 --> 01:03:33,499
我知道自己没有演戏的天份

1172
01:03:33,499 --> 01:03:35,123
神经病

1173
01:03:35,707 --> 01:03:37,872
最近爆红的就是你

1174
01:03:37,998 --> 01:03:40,665
演艺界最需要你这么漂亮

1175
01:03:40,665 --> 01:03:41,915
又有身材

1176
01:03:42,415 --> 01:03:44,872
演技又赞的演员

1177
01:03:45,872 --> 01:03:46,872
你有很多粉丝的

1178
01:03:46,872 --> 01:03:49,374
那些粉丝是你买来给我 我知道

1179
01:03:49,374 --> 01:03:50,872
不是次次都是我买的

1180
01:03:52,582 --> 01:03:53,915
开玩笑而已

1181
01:03:54,123 --> 01:03:55,872
我们干杯...

1182
01:03:55,872 --> 01:03:57,082
惨了 又说错了

1183
01:04:02,582 --> 01:04:04,415
既然我们俩这么爱对方

1184
01:04:05,540 --> 01:04:07,082
为什么整天吵架？

1185
01:04:07,123 --> 01:04:08,248
没吵架

1186
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,872
我们只是在相互沟通

1187
01:04:13,707 --> 01:04:15,123
不如我们重新再来过

1188
01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:18,123
我们说分手 又复合

1189
01:04:18,749 --> 01:04:20,415
分手复合好多次了

1190
01:04:20,415 --> 01:04:21,998
问题是你一直做警察

1191
01:04:22,749 --> 01:04:24,540
我就一直觉得没有安全感

1192
01:04:24,873 --> 01:04:26,998
-我没有安全感 那我就骂你 -我辞了这工作

1193
01:04:31,873 --> 01:04:33,872
-我辞职 -你别闹了！

1194
01:04:33,872 --> 01:04:34,791
我辞职

1195
01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:36,624
我开一家这样的店 好不好？

1196
01:04:36,872 --> 01:04:38,665
我四肢健全 怎么不行？

1197
01:04:39,749 --> 01:04:40,082
对不对？

1198
01:04:41,082 --> 01:04:41,872
你说的

1199
01:04:42,872 --> 01:04:43,374
我说的

1200
01:04:43,374 --> 01:04:43,915
一言为定

1201
01:04:43,915 --> 01:04:44,872
一言为定

1202
01:04:45,290 --> 01:04:46,749
一言为定 好吧？

1203
01:04:46,872 --> 01:04:48,707
-好... -不许骗人！

1204
01:04:48,707 --> 01:04:48,873
来

1205
01:04:49,499 --> 01:04:49,915
干杯！

1206
01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:50,749
干！

1207
01:04:51,207 --> 01:04:51,707
干杯

1208
01:04:53,872 --> 01:04:55,457
干杯...！

1209
01:04:55,915 --> 01:04:56,665
干杯...！

1210
01:04:56,665 --> 01:04:57,872
干杯！

1211
01:04:58,290 --> 01:04:58,873
干杯！

1212
01:04:59,582 --> 01:05:00,457
干杯！

1213
01:05:02,872 --> 01:05:03,832
干杯！

1214
01:05:04,707 --> 01:05:05,872
干杯...！

1215
01:05:26,872 --> 01:05:27,872
大家都没事吧？

1216
01:05:28,872 --> 01:05:30,872
没事...

1217
01:05:30,998 --> 01:05:31,956
所有人都还好吧？

1218
01:05:35,872 --> 01:05:36,624
你没事吧？

1219
01:05:39,082 --> 01:05:40,040
大家没事吧？

1220
01:05:47,872 --> 01:05:48,457
好

1221
01:05:49,207 --> 01:05:49,872
大家都没事

1222
01:05:51,749 --> 01:05:54,207
怎么会来了一个大地震的？

1223
01:05:54,248 --> 01:05:55,832
以后不要来东京了

1224
01:05:55,832 --> 01:05:56,707
怎么了？

1225
01:05:56,832 --> 01:05:57,872
你受伤了？

1226
01:05:59,290 --> 01:06:00,082
不是吧？

1227
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:01,665
哪儿？

1228
01:06:01,872 --> 01:06:03,872
你刚刚说的是不是真的？

1229
01:06:06,956 --> 01:06:07,915
真的

1230
01:06:10,872 --> 01:06:11,872
你是骗我

1231
01:06:13,457 --> 01:06:14,956
你不能不当警察

1232
01:06:15,872 --> 01:06:17,872
你不做警察你不会开心的

1233
01:06:22,872 --> 01:06:24,415
在这个世界上

1234
01:06:24,872 --> 01:06:25,998
有很多人

1235
01:06:26,998 --> 01:06:28,872
都需要像你这样的人

1236
01:06:30,872 --> 01:06:31,998
但不包括我

1237
01:07:08,290 --> 01:07:08,872
喂

1238
01:07:08,872 --> 01:07:10,207
阿龙你又搞什么呀？

1239
01:07:10,290 --> 01:07:12,791
浮尸东京湾、筑地巿场大混战

1240
01:07:12,872 --> 01:07:13,956
你是不是要毁掉东京铁塔才告诉我？

1241
01:07:13,956 --> 01:07:15,248
不是 阿成你听我说

1242
01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:16,123
-我不听！ -阿成

1243
01:07:16,123 --> 01:07:17,123
你立马给我回香港

1244
01:07:17,332 --> 01:07:18,873
你真以为自己是超人？

1245
01:07:18,956 --> 01:07:21,248
你是要阻碍地球转 到它停为止吗？

1246
01:07:21,248 --> 01:07:22,832
你是不是傻啊？

1247
01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:23,540
喂！

1248
01:07:23,872 --> 01:07:24,872
你有听我说话吗？

1249
01:07:24,872 --> 01:07:25,082
喂！

1250
01:07:25,123 --> 01:07:26,582
黄景成你听我说

1251
01:07:27,082 --> 01:07:28,872
我宁愿做一个傻子

1252
01:07:29,457 --> 01:07:30,872
也不要一辈子后悔

1253
01:07:30,872 --> 01:07:31,749
还有

1254
01:07:32,332 --> 01:07:35,540
地球是自转的 你懂吗？

1255
01:07:35,872 --> 01:07:36,872
你敢顶嘴

1256
01:07:38,582 --> 01:07:39,749
你才傻子

1257
01:07:42,624 --> 01:07:43,872
大哥 我的线人说

1258
01:07:44,374 --> 01:07:46,873
那个视频还有一个备份在潇洒他们手上

1259
01:07:47,374 --> 01:07:49,540
那你们还在等什么？

1260
01:07:51,207 --> 01:07:55,248
筑地的事 就交给我吧

1261
01:07:55,872 --> 01:07:57,374
我可以搞定的 爷爷

1262
01:07:58,872 --> 01:08:00,872
请您签字吧

1263
01:08:01,707 --> 01:08:02,915
岛仓 你干什么？

1264
01:08:02,915 --> 01:08:04,082
算了...！

1265
01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:19,872
他妈的！

1266
01:08:20,123 --> 01:08:21,290
混蛋 签！

1267
01:08:21,332 --> 01:08:22,707
你快点给老子签！

1268
01:08:22,707 --> 01:08:24,332
岛仓 你他妈的过份！

1269
01:08:42,872 --> 01:08:44,873
快点签...！

1270
01:08:59,998 --> 01:09:00,998
快点！

1271
01:09:05,832 --> 01:09:06,872
快点签！

1272
01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:50,872
午...

1273
01:09:52,165 --> 01:09:53,540
...安！

1274
01:09:56,915 --> 01:09:58,582
我只是来说再见

1275
01:10:06,873 --> 01:10:07,749
过来！

1276
01:10:07,749 --> 01:10:08,499
臭婊子！

1277
01:10:09,582 --> 01:10:10,872
救命呀！

1278
01:10:16,374 --> 01:10:17,540
救命呀！

1279
01:10:29,082 --> 01:10:31,665
这里只有我爷爷喜欢你

1280
01:10:32,832 --> 01:10:33,872
不过他死了...

1281
01:10:37,872 --> 01:10:38,749
混蛋

1282
01:10:38,915 --> 01:10:40,374
你当我不会演戏啊

1283
01:10:40,415 --> 01:10:41,872
我是专业演员

1284
01:10:42,707 --> 01:10:43,707
你骂我婊子

1285
01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:44,872
蠢货

1286
01:10:54,123 --> 01:10:55,791
潇洒哥 龙哥呢？

1287
01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:57,332
我找了他好久都没找到

1288
01:10:57,332 --> 01:10:58,290
我也不知道

1289
01:10:58,374 --> 01:10:59,872
那个视频我弄好了

1290
01:11:00,749 --> 01:11:03,123
没事的话 我先去帮我阿姨送东西了

1291
01:11:03,872 --> 01:11:04,582
给她

1292
01:11:05,207 --> 01:11:05,872
好

1293
01:11:10,165 --> 01:11:14,624
你们知道这多少钱一克吗？

1294
01:11:14,872 --> 01:11:15,749
是

1295
01:11:16,332 --> 01:11:17,872
喂 你在干嘛？

1296
01:11:21,207 --> 01:11:22,040
老板 回来了？

1297
01:11:30,915 --> 01:11:31,872
阿龙

1298
01:11:32,123 --> 01:11:33,248
你在哪儿？

1299
01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:34,872
我们打开了那视频

1300
01:11:34,872 --> 01:11:36,956
里面真是东野组的犯罪证据

1301
01:11:38,499 --> 01:11:39,624
我的衣服呢？

1302
01:11:41,165 --> 01:11:42,040
加油

1303
01:11:43,998 --> 01:11:45,499
喂 金毛！

1304
01:11:45,624 --> 01:11:46,998
你干嘛拿走我的电话？

1305
01:11:47,873 --> 01:11:49,872
我发财就靠这手机

1306
01:11:50,248 --> 01:11:52,499
天天炒粟子

1307
01:11:52,499 --> 01:11:53,872
我手都焦了 我得到什么？

1308
01:11:53,872 --> 01:11:55,540
你这混蛋！

1309
01:11:55,872 --> 01:11:57,248
讲中文吧你

1310
01:12:00,832 --> 01:12:01,332
加油！

1311
01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:08,499
芳华

1312
01:12:08,499 --> 01:12:09,915
手机里是他们的犯罪证据

1313
01:12:09,915 --> 01:12:11,457
有了它我们就不用卖风华居了

1314
01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:12,040
快走

1315
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,207
证据在那八婆手上！

1316
01:12:15,207 --> 01:12:16,123
去死吧你

1317
01:12:47,872 --> 01:12:49,832
手机跟赌债

1318
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,207
现在就得还给我们

1319
01:12:54,872 --> 01:12:55,956
芳华 快走

1320
01:13:06,165 --> 01:13:06,873
快走！

1321
01:13:17,873 --> 01:13:19,749
我炒...！

1322
01:13:47,872 --> 01:13:48,540
芳华

1323
01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:49,582
你没事吧？

1324
01:13:49,707 --> 01:13:51,499
没事 我是辣手神探

1325
01:13:57,499 --> 01:13:58,872
你怎么样？

1326
01:13:58,956 --> 01:14:00,791
等等！

1327
01:14:02,749 --> 01:14:04,540
又是你！

1328
01:14:09,872 --> 01:14:10,332
潇洒

1329
01:14:10,332 --> 01:14:10,956
没事...

1330
01:14:10,998 --> 01:14:12,832
不就是被捅了一刀

1331
01:14:15,707 --> 01:14:16,457
你干嘛？

1332
01:14:17,165 --> 01:14:18,040
我想...

1333
01:14:18,499 --> 01:14:19,499
抽根烟

1334
01:14:19,499 --> 01:14:20,998
死也死得帅点

1335
01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:22,665
男人不抽烟才帅的

1336
01:14:23,749 --> 01:14:25,123
你怎么不早说一点？

1337
01:14:26,332 --> 01:14:26,872
惨了...

1338
01:14:26,872 --> 01:14:28,457
我...

1339
01:14:28,457 --> 01:14:29,499
想说什么呀？

1340
01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:30,499
我想...

1341
01:14:32,207 --> 01:14:33,998
你帮我叫辆救护车

1342
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,207
我帮你主持公道

1343
01:14:41,956 --> 01:14:43,248
一个都不能少

1344
01:14:44,915 --> 01:14:45,791
来吧！

1345
01:16:55,123 --> 01:16:56,040
警官

1346
01:16:56,540 --> 01:16:57,207
你来得太好了

1347
01:16:57,207 --> 01:16:57,998
知道 我知道了

1348
01:16:57,998 --> 01:16:59,457
外面有人打架...

1349
01:16:59,457 --> 01:17:02,872
-没事 不用担心 -外面有人打架...

1350
01:17:02,872 --> 01:17:04,872
一切正常 收队！

1351
01:17:08,665 --> 01:17:09,332
喂！

1352
01:17:10,624 --> 01:17:11,374
停！

1353
01:17:11,707 --> 01:17:12,872
真烦人

1354
01:17:15,872 --> 01:17:17,707
你真以为自己是谁呀？

1355
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:18,998
超人吗？

1356
01:17:18,998 --> 01:17:19,707
不

1357
01:17:19,707 --> 01:17:20,872
你是小妖怪

1358
01:17:20,872 --> 01:17:21,832
口袋妖怪！

1359
01:17:24,457 --> 01:17:25,290
你才是妖怪

1360
01:17:25,290 --> 01:17:26,540
不 你才是！

1361
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:28,207
勇二的死跟他一定有关系

1362
01:17:28,207 --> 01:17:28,872
什么？

1363
01:17:28,956 --> 01:17:29,998
真的？

1364
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,165
你和岛仓

1365
01:17:32,998 --> 01:17:33,915
狼狈为奸

1366
01:17:33,915 --> 01:17:36,749
由始至终你都是一个黑社会

1367
01:17:37,207 --> 01:17:38,791
你有证据吗？

1368
01:17:39,872 --> 01:17:40,624
你！

1369
01:17:40,915 --> 01:17:42,457
滚回香港！

1370
01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:43,872
这里是日本！

1371
01:17:44,207 --> 01:17:45,457
你早晚会有报应的

1372
01:17:45,457 --> 01:17:46,998
报应前我先告诉你

1373
01:17:47,872 --> 01:17:49,707
所有的事情都是我策划的

1374
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,873
车上的屁是我的

1375
01:17:51,873 --> 01:17:54,207
将勇二交给岛仓也是我

1376
01:17:54,207 --> 01:17:56,207
你以为自己是李小龙？

1377
01:17:57,248 --> 01:17:59,415
-你看过《猛龙过江》没有？ -你说什么？

1378
01:17:59,415 --> 01:18:00,624
李小龙是这样的！

1379
01:18:00,956 --> 01:18:02,540
你根本一点都不像

1380
01:18:05,290 --> 01:18:06,665
李小龙不戴帽子的

1381
01:18:07,872 --> 01:18:09,540
我要向上级告发你

1382
01:18:10,374 --> 01:18:12,040
你在拍什么呀？

1383
01:18:12,872 --> 01:18:15,374
我请你这个白痴翻译

1384
01:18:15,374 --> 01:18:17,499
是方便我做事

1385
01:18:17,707 --> 01:18:18,998
你要做这多余的事

1386
01:18:18,998 --> 01:18:19,872
我现在炒了你！

1387
01:18:19,872 --> 01:18:20,872
我不干了

1388
01:18:21,582 --> 01:18:22,872
痛！

1389
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,624
-我恨你！ -你别走

1390
01:18:27,123 --> 01:18:27,956
站住！

1391
01:18:32,123 --> 01:18:32,956
那边

1392
01:18:34,872 --> 01:18:35,956
你这人渣！

1393
01:18:38,791 --> 01:18:39,665
痛！

1394
01:18:41,872 --> 01:18:42,415
来呀！

1395
01:18:42,415 --> 01:18:43,832
你这小鬼！

1396
01:18:44,415 --> 01:18:45,248
站住！

1397
01:18:45,872 --> 01:18:46,956
你有种继续跑

1398
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:52,872
站住！

1399
01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:56,457
痛...！

1400
01:19:01,832 --> 01:19:02,872
真有报应

1401
01:19:08,707 --> 01:19:09,707
可儿 你在哪？

1402
01:19:09,707 --> 01:19:10,956
抱歉 让你失望

1403
01:19:10,956 --> 01:19:12,082
我是岛仓

1404
01:19:12,707 --> 01:19:14,040
我要那手机

1405
01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:18,624
趁她还活着 你快来东京铁塔

1406
01:19:24,123 --> 01:19:26,872
最重要人没事...

1407
01:19:29,791 --> 01:19:30,582
吃

1408
01:19:36,457 --> 01:19:37,207
可儿

1409
01:19:40,707 --> 01:19:41,540
可儿

1410
01:19:44,082 --> 01:19:44,915
可儿！

1411
01:20:07,415 --> 01:20:08,624
阿龙先生

1412
01:20:09,582 --> 01:20:11,248
很开心看到你

1413
01:20:12,915 --> 01:20:14,832
这里是为你精心准备的

1414
01:20:14,915 --> 01:20:16,123
你的证据在这儿

1415
01:20:25,123 --> 01:20:26,332
你这人渣

1416
01:20:30,832 --> 01:20:31,665
阿龙

1417
01:20:31,665 --> 01:20:32,872
阿龙你不要死

1418
01:20:32,872 --> 01:20:33,665
你不要死！

1419
01:20:33,665 --> 01:20:35,582
阿龙 你没事吧？

1420
01:20:35,582 --> 01:20:36,873
你死了我怎么办？

1421
01:20:36,873 --> 01:20:37,915
大不了以后

1422
01:20:37,915 --> 01:20:39,457
我不再逼你看我的戏

1423
01:20:39,457 --> 01:20:40,998
你也不用拿钱给我妈

1424
01:20:40,998 --> 01:20:41,872
你想说什么？

1425
01:20:41,872 --> 01:20:43,707
你说 你说呀！

1426
01:20:43,872 --> 01:20:45,207
你压住...

1427
01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:45,872
弟弟

1428
01:20:46,665 --> 01:20:48,415
对不起...！

1429
01:20:48,624 --> 01:20:49,040
大哥

1430
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,872
刚才我以为你死了

1431
01:20:51,998 --> 01:20:54,374
幸好子弹刚刚擦过

1432
01:20:54,374 --> 01:20:55,123
可儿

1433
01:20:56,248 --> 01:20:57,791
我对你很失望

1434
01:20:58,624 --> 01:21:00,832
你看上这个胖子哪一点？

1435
01:21:01,332 --> 01:21:01,872
什么？

1436
01:21:01,872 --> 01:21:05,540
你看上这个丑胖子哪一点？

1437
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:06,415
我胖？

1438
01:21:06,415 --> 01:21:07,665
你说他胖？

1439
01:21:08,123 --> 01:21:09,457
我就是喜欢胖球 怎么了？

1440
01:21:09,457 --> 01:21:10,040
对！

1441
01:21:10,207 --> 01:21:10,872
对！

1442
01:21:10,872 --> 01:21:11,832
看看你...！

1443
01:21:11,832 --> 01:21:12,956
你就像...

1444
01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:14,707
小牙签...！

1445
01:21:14,707 --> 01:21:15,956
对！小牙签！

1446
01:21:16,582 --> 01:21:17,624
小牙签！

1447
01:21:17,872 --> 01:21:18,665
小牙签！

1448
01:21:25,207 --> 01:21:27,165
我不知道你为什么缠着我

1449
01:21:27,872 --> 01:21:29,665
我是日本黑社会

1450
01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:32,082
你是香港的

1451
01:21:33,082 --> 01:21:36,123
老咬着我不放干嘛？

1452
01:21:38,872 --> 01:21:39,872
活腻了吗？

1453
01:21:52,665 --> 01:21:53,332
可儿！

1454
01:21:53,624 --> 01:21:54,624
没事吧 可儿？

1455
01:22:00,123 --> 01:22:01,248
阿龙

1456
01:22:26,123 --> 01:22:26,872
可儿

1457
01:23:01,624 --> 01:23:03,872
来吧...！

1458
01:23:03,872 --> 01:23:04,457
臭婊子

1459
01:23:17,915 --> 01:23:18,707
来

1460
01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:01,332
快点...

1461
01:24:15,915 --> 01:24:17,457
餐厅里面的人听着

1462
01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:19,374
立即投降

1463
01:24:19,457 --> 01:24:21,749
警方已经将你们重重包围

1464
01:24:21,749 --> 01:24:22,998
我们要逮捕你们了！

1465
01:24:24,665 --> 01:24:26,873
阿龙 我特意来日本挺你的

1466
01:24:26,873 --> 01:24:27,707
不要担心

1467
01:24:27,707 --> 01:24:29,248
我们兄弟共同进退 一起扛！

1468
01:24:29,248 --> 01:24:30,832
这傻子 现在才来

1469
01:24:36,707 --> 01:24:39,872
玛姬宝贝 日本警方这次反应够快的了？

1470
01:24:39,872 --> 01:24:41,872
朱警官把罪证放到网上

1471
01:24:41,872 --> 01:24:44,915
CNN、YouTube、Facebook、微信

1472
01:24:44,915 --> 01:24:46,707
所有人都看得见

1473
01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:49,872
你知道日本人很爱面子的

1474
01:24:50,123 --> 01:24:51,540
我也很爱我的命

1475
01:24:51,582 --> 01:24:52,540
慢慢开

1476
01:24:52,624 --> 01:24:54,082
我们还要留着命去泡温泉

1477
01:24:55,624 --> 01:24:56,624
看前面！

1478
01:25:05,872 --> 01:25:06,665
阿龙

1479
01:25:07,624 --> 01:25:08,165
接着

1480
01:25:17,872 --> 01:25:18,499
来呀

1481
01:25:33,832 --> 01:25:34,540
阿龙

1482
01:25:51,374 --> 01:25:51,998
阿龙

1483
01:25:53,707 --> 01:25:54,374
阿龙

1484
01:25:54,374 --> 01:25:54,872
来呀

1485
01:25:55,791 --> 01:25:56,791
过来

1486
01:26:07,665 --> 01:26:08,872
阿龙 小心！

1487
01:26:15,290 --> 01:26:16,749
阿龙 接住

1488
01:26:27,873 --> 01:26:28,707
阿龙

1489
01:26:28,707 --> 01:26:29,872
打爆那个小牙签

1490
01:26:41,872 --> 01:26:42,332
来吧！

1491
01:27:32,582 --> 01:27:33,872
小心后面

1492
01:27:33,872 --> 01:27:34,665
阿龙！

1493
01:28:09,998 --> 01:28:12,791
我不行了...！

1494
01:28:15,374 --> 01:28:16,915
阿成 你还好吧？

1495
01:28:29,872 --> 01:28:31,582
你的驾照在淘宝淘回来的吗？

1496
01:28:31,582 --> 01:28:32,872
淘回来？

1497
01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,165
我昨天才领的

1498
01:28:35,872 --> 01:28:37,872
阿龙 你还要打多久呀？

1499
01:28:37,872 --> 01:28:38,832
加把劲

1500
01:28:38,832 --> 01:28:39,872
我这边顶不住了

1501
01:28:58,332 --> 01:28:59,207
等等！

1502
01:29:02,832 --> 01:29:04,872
你输了 坏蛋！

1503
01:29:04,872 --> 01:29:08,040
我是小牙签...

1504
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,248
放过我吧

1505
01:29:20,749 --> 01:29:21,582
小心呀！

1506
01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:37,872
他跟我混的

1507
01:30:22,415 --> 01:30:24,207
好了...没事...

1508
01:30:24,207 --> 01:30:25,791
不要说话

1509
01:30:35,872 --> 01:30:36,749
干嘛？

1510
01:30:36,872 --> 01:30:37,624
不说话

1511
01:30:37,624 --> 01:30:40,040
我当然知道 我叫你不要说的

1512
01:30:42,872 --> 01:30:44,872
那你想说什么？

1513
01:30:46,872 --> 01:30:47,872
是我错了

1514
01:30:50,582 --> 01:30:52,872
也不是每次都是你的错

1515
01:30:55,998 --> 01:30:56,791
够了！

1516
01:30:56,791 --> 01:30:57,791
阿龙

1517
01:30:57,956 --> 01:30:59,872
日本警方在赶来了

1518
01:31:00,123 --> 01:31:01,499
让他们捉到

1519
01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:03,872
审问到下一个世纪都回不去香港

1520
01:31:03,872 --> 01:31:04,791
快走

1521
01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:09,707
出发

1522
01:31:09,707 --> 01:31:10,415
泡温泉

1523
01:31:10,415 --> 01:31:10,998
好！

1524
01:31:15,290 --> 01:31:16,832
没事...

1525
01:31:18,665 --> 01:31:19,457
不用怕！

1526
01:31:20,290 --> 01:31:21,665
抱紧我就好了

1527
01:31:23,082 --> 01:31:25,540
我这次死都不会放手的

1528
01:31:31,165 --> 01:31:32,872
最重要人没事！

1529
01:31:34,540 --> 01:31:35,749
我快死了

1530
01:31:35,749 --> 01:31:37,207
你勒的太紧了 可儿

1531
01:31:38,832 --> 01:31:40,415
别放手呀！

1532
01:31:40,415 --> 01:31:41,998
原来世界上除了直线

1533
01:31:41,998 --> 01:31:45,540
还有曲线、圆圈、方形等不同的形状

1534
01:31:45,540 --> 01:31:46,872
就像生活当中

1535
01:31:46,872 --> 01:31:48,872
不应该用一个方法解决问题

1536
01:31:48,915 --> 01:31:51,499
因为只要学懂包容和尊重

1537
01:31:51,499 --> 01:31:52,791
其实胖或瘦

1538
01:31:52,791 --> 01:31:53,872
又有什么分别呢？

1539
01:31:53,998 --> 01:31:55,248
就像水一样

1540
01:31:55,582 --> 01:31:56,749
你是什么形状

1541
01:31:56,749 --> 01:31:58,582
水就变成什么形状

1542
01:31:59,123 --> 01:32:03,248
这句话是否由 113.4 公斤的朱福龙说

1543
01:32:03,248 --> 01:32:04,749
还重要吗？