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兩點之間連成一條直線

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簡單直接

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好像出拳一樣

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當我認為對的時候

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用最快的方法解決問題

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這種做法未必每一個人都認同

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但這就是我

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我是朱福龍

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福祿壽的福，李小龍的龍

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一個體重145磅

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身手敏捷的警察

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我真的沒有

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打死你這個賤貨！

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你不要再打我了！

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我真是冤枉的，玲姐

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你滾！

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宋可兒，好了沒有呀？

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要我催你多少遍？

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哦，好了，來了…

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化個妝那麼久？

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全世界都準備好，就等你！

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你以為自己是大明星嗎？

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快點…快跑！

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導演在等

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好

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導演，我好了

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別吵，導演在想劇本

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快…！

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可以了嗎？

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急甚麼？等一下

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電話

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喂，可兒

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收工了嗎？

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就差一個鏡頭就收工，你起床了沒有？

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記得取錢給我媽

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一點之前去到婚紗店拍照

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不然我就不嫁給你了

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你不嫁給我，我就慘了

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你知道慘的話，就拜託你不要遲到

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還有，我幫你準備了套西裝在衣櫃裡

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記得穿上，知不知道？

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這套…！

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嘩！

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嘩甚麼？

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時尚這東西，你能懂嗎？

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好了，不說了

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先工作，待會兒見

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再見

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走開

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副導演，不是只拍特寫嗎？

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這個鏡頭一鏡到底才好看

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一個鏡頭？

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不行，我有畏高

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等我替身來了再拍，好不好？

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跳甚麼跳？都還沒開機！

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再來一次！

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阿勞、阿榮，那麼巧？

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今天有行動    買菠蘿包跟奶茶

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要不要幫忙？

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黃警官肚子餓    不是，捉祈福黨

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要不要幫忙？

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不…

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小事情而已

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你不是放假嗎？穿得這麼帥！

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今天拍婚紗照

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記住，下個月來喝喜酒

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行    恭喜…

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喂，注意安全

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知道，最重要是甚麼呀？

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人沒事！

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又吃菠蘿包？

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很容易發胖的

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今天捉祈福黨而已

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你以為打劫銀行？

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帥不帥呀？

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帥，帥爆了！

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像個酒樓部長

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怎麼了？跟可兒去酒樓拍婚紗照？

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時尚這東西，你能懂嗎？

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結婚的人都傻傻的

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早上好    早上好

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尊貴的客戶，你等等…

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嘩，人那麼多？

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先生

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先生！

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先生！

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呼叫總台，皇后大道中

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有一輛客貨車涉嫌違規停車

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麻煩叫一輛拖車過來，謝謝

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朋友，借個火

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沒有，前面便利店有

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謝謝

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神經病

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先生貴姓？

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黃景成

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黃先生，你的出生日期是？

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2000年，3月27日

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先生你很早熟，身份證號碼

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你想怎樣？

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我是香港特別行政區交通督導員

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黃阻撓，編號：71337

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現在你違規停車

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將會面臨三百二十元的罰款

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你可以網上銀行繳付

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現金支付或者支票匯款都沒問題的

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駕照呢？

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信不信我告你阻差辦工？

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祝你因工殉職

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喂，老婆

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我在排隊呢

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就是還沒取錢

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我第一時間下樓的

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我催你，是我不對？

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不是…是我走太慢

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那你搞定沒有？

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都說在排隊呢

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是我不對，是不是？

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沒有，我不對…

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三位尊貴的客戶…

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感冒呀？

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你簽了我們這個感冒保障計劃就一定…

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信號都沒了

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沒事的

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救命呀！

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詹經理！

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全部蹲下！

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把值錢跟不值錢的東西全部拿出來

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把金庫的錢拿出來！

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鑰匙沒配

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玩我！

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快點…拿出來！

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想跟他一樣嗎？

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不要打臉…

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不要…把車還我…

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小朋友，叔叔借你的車來玩一下

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借給我好不好呀？

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你怎麼搶他的車？    不要哭了

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不要搶他的…

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把他幹掉！

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本來大家給錢開心

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有沒有搞錯

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你非要逼我要命

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他媽的部長

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給我出來

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警鐘，走！

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快！

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讓開…！

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朋友，等一下

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別動，臭警察！

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警察！不許動！

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是這輛車嗎？

152
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上車！    好像不是…

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不管了

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開車！

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老大，讓我走吧

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不要打我

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甩他下來！

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朱福龍？

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是，正在搏鬥中

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儘快作出支援

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務必將傷亡降到最低，不要影響市民

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打死他！

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他媽的部長

164
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我會輕易放棄嗎？

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沒事吧，黃警官？

166
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阿龍，殘忍些

167
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打死他們

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一起上！

169
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阿龍，機會來了

170
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出絕招！

171
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停車！立即停車！

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去死！

173
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做壞人！

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我給你最後一次機會

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如果你投降的話

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我考慮向法官求情少判你幾年

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要不然你也死路一條

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是你把我逼出手的！

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臭警察，你死定了

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你逼我老大出必殺技

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你現在沒有機會了

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香蕉日報事事關心

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二十四小時陪伴你左右

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有我為你現場直擊報導

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我們看到現場有位英俊瀟灑的

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銀行劫匪跟新郎哥展開一場肉搏戰

187
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全香港觀眾支持你的！

188
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喂，老總，怎麼了？

189
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甚麼？

190
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好多人看

191
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要播長點？

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收到

193
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守望相助

194
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拿去

195
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各位蕃茄新聞的觀眾你們好

196
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,583
是不是很想看看現場情況呢？

197
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:53,458
一起看看

198
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幸福美滿的新郎哥正和

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一個生活潦倒的悍匪肉搏

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我們看看新郎哥

201
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果然幸福

202
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再看看悍匪？

203
00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:01,333
的確潦倒

204
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:02,583
你們兩個再多打一會

205
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,833
很多人在看你們的直播，知不知道？

206
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,167
光頭龜！你到我鏡頭裡邊了

207
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,037
閃開你的死光頭！

208
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:06,833
你說誰光頭龜呀？

209
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:07,703
說的是你，光頭龜！

210
00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:08,750
你有種再說一遍！

211
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,208
悍匪，你現在甚麼感受？

212
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他媽的

213
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新郎哥講兩句

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死吧！

215
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衝過去！

216
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快點！

217
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香蕉！

218
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糟糕了

219
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撐住！

220
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沒事吧？

221
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,208
蕃茄，多謝關心

222
00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:16,417
現在情況非常嚴峻

223
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,375
隨時影響我們七百多萬的香港市民…

224
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:19,292
衝向警局？

225
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,167
嘩，這麼快！

226
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,333
怎麼了…？

227
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閃開呀！

228
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閃開！

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00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:36,958
長官，你沒事吧？

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00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:38,917
你沒事吧？你沒事就好了

231
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你擔心死我了

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朱福龍！

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等一下！

234
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:05,667
我今天…

235
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:10,250
…從深圳趕回香港和你拍婚紗照

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00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,333
你呢？

237
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,167
你放我鴿子，還玩直播！

238
00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:17,458
難道我看到阿成有生命危險

239
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:18,542
我見死不救嗎？

240
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,042
他是我兄弟，我也是警察

241
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:20,958
警甚麼察呀？

242
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,250
全香港就你一個警察呀？
其他警察死光了嗎？

243
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,453
我跟了你十幾年了

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你跟我說這次讓我做一次主角的

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結果呢？

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00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,203
全香港的市民都笑話我

247
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,583
我還有面子嗎？

248
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,583
當宣傳吧

249
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,917
宣你老味！

250
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,667
你連職都沒升過

251
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,000
你養得起我嗎？

252
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,042
你養得起我就不用出去工作了！

253
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,375
我一直叫你別出去工作的

254
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,542
我怎麼會養不起你？

255
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,125
我不工作誰養我呀？

256
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,542
我還是不說了

257
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:47,583
沒關係，說…！

258
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,500
說！我讓你說    真…真是不說了

259
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:50,208
說！

260
00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:50,833
說呀！

261
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,208
其實

262
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,375
你做甚麼演員呢？

263
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,792
都不是一份正當職業

264
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,083
你在電視台當演員

265
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,000
除了被人打，還是被人打

266
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,125
何苦呢？

267
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,875
你從頭到尾都一個表情…

268
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,667
你說甚麼？

269
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:11,833
不要勉強下去了

270
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,458
一個表情？

271
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,000
一個表情

272
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,458
我就給你十個表情！

273
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:27,500
你打我？

274
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:28,625
混蛋朱福龍！

275
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:29,667
是你打我！

276
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:30,667
你說我是不是？

277
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,167
我還沒先說你呢

278
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,917
好，我今天就跟你算清楚

279
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,958
我媽六十歲大壽，你去跳海

280
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,750
我去救人

281
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,625
救甚麼人？你穿甚麼褲子來壽宴？

282
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,292
泳褲

283
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,875
是我送給你的內褲！

284
00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:42,125
我多丟人呀！

285
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,333
你以為自己是超人
這個世界沒有你就不會轉？

286
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,125
你才是礙著地球轉的那個！

287
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,500
為何這樣說話？

288
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,542
你關心那些賊比我還多！

289
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,375
我問你

290
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,500
我們甚麼時候認識的？

291
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,250
回答我呀…快！

292
00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:53,292
06年7月8日

293
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,250
我喜歡甚麼顏色？    白色

294
00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:55,458
我家的狗叫甚麼名字？

295
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,417
Sunny、Dolly、Bobby!

296
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,583
我爸媽甚麼時候認識的？

297
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,625
57年，10月7日

298
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,833
為甚麼我不知道的你都知道？

299
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,500
這題不算

300
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,417
我喜歡哪個男明星？

301
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:02,333
畢彼特    錯！

302
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,042
加利奧文    錯！

303
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,958
阿爾帕仙奴    錯…！

304
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,542
你上個禮拜說喜歡阿爾帕仙奴

305
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,167
這個禮拜就變了？

306
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,083
我這禮拜不喜歡，不行嗎？

307
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,000
那你就是耍我

308
00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:09,667
耍你就耍你

309
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:10,500
我還想打你呢

310
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:11,667
現在就打！

311
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,000
喂，小心…！

312
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,833
全香港有三萬多警察

313
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,333
為甚麼你偏偏要把車撞向署長呢？

314
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,458
他為人小器你又不是不知道？

315
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,792
他明說了，你礙手礙腳

316
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,083
我已經盡力了

317
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:08,708
你說吧

318
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,208
Tony三兄弟，你沒理由忘了

319
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:15,958
當年我在南生圍，一個打三個

320
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:19,042
瓦解了他整個犯罪集團

321
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,708
我沒有功勞也有苦勞

322
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,917
都怪你燒了半個南生圍

323
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,203
那些環保團體

324
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,333
不斷投訴署長

325
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,750
說你破壞環境，燒死那些鳥

326
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:29,083
寶勒巷那次呢？

327
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:36,167
我在後巷單槍匹馬，只給我一根廢警棍

328
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,958
對著那個…全國武術冠軍金毛仔

329
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,833
我差點命都沒了！

330
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,042
你認錯人了

331
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,000
還想抵賴

332
00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,333
不是我，我不是那個

333
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:50,958
就是你！

334
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,417
我只是穿了白衣服    就是你！

335
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,458
不能每次都這樣吧

336
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,375
我破了案又救了人

337
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,750
你就升職我就降級

338
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,833
肩膀上的杠，我的就是你的

339
00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,458
別算

340
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,458
現在我老婆也走了

341
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,417
這世界到底怎麼了？

342
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,787
都叫你不要追小明星

343
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:08,417
貪慕虛榮

344
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,625
演員，是一份專業的

345
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,458
是帶給廣大人民開心的

346
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,083
高尚的職業，知道嗎？

347
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,167
不就是小明星

348
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:18,625
算了

349
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:21,542
我要在那部門呆多久？

350
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,583
七個月？

351
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:24,875
今晚七點

352
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,792
在福臨門慶祝我升職

353
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,792
不要遲到

354
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,375
敬禮

355
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,167
大家不用擔心我

356
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,667
記住三件事：

357
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,162
堅守信念、保持形象

358
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,125
努力健身

359
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,250
阿龍

360
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,417
最重要是人沒事

361
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,500
大家小心點，注意安全

362
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,750
放心吧，你的案件我們會搞定

363
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:51,708
保重身體

364
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,333
還有個消息，下個月…

365
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:56,583
不需要做人情了

366
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,417
以後準時收工！

367
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,000
謝謝，師姐

368
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,375
朱警官，辛苦你了

369
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,162
每次放假都騎自行車

370
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,542
去按摩也行吧

371
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,000
我收到消息，南亞仔那邊又再鬧事

372
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,375
快點調我出來吧

373
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:45,583
我真擔心

374
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,000
兄弟們會出事

375
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:48,958
阿龍，你想想

376
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:51,083
每次英雄拯救地球

377
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,417
先得把地球毀掉一半才能救人

378
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,042
那和平有沒有得到彰顯呢？

379
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,500
你說甚麼？說明白點

380
00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,625
你調走之後，兄弟們都精神了

381
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:00,662
我就少受點罪

382
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,833
個個都準時下班回家吃飯

383
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:05,333
做人，不要妨礙著地球轉

384
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,583
你看看這裡的樹多漂亮

385
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,958
慢慢騎，欣賞一下風景好嗎？

386
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,833
不用每次破風的，環法單車比賽嗎？

387
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,000
做人最重要跟大隊

388
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,958
求舒服、求舒展

389
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:18,917
我不行了

390
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:19,750
我要吐…

391
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,208
求舒展，求舒服

392
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,208
瞎扯！

393
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,667
這些樹誰來種？

394
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,542
沒有建設，馬路誰來修？

395
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,042
我要堅持下去…

396
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:35,792
去…！

397
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,333
喂！這路誰修的？

398
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,833
一時的失敗並不可恥

399
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,037
因為在偉大的努力裡面

400
00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:55,875
就算有挫折也是光榮的

401
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,500
不是我說的

402
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:00,625
這位兄弟說的

403
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,875
金龍拳第四式

404
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,417
小龍問路

405
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:09,500
大龍擺尾

406
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,208
可兒你今年又被提名金草莓視后

407
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,875
怎麼樣？演技是不是有待改進？

408
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:31,083
藝術這東西，你能懂嗎？

409
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,583
可兒，加油    要不我們聊聊你的前男友

410
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,625
世紀賤男最近有沒有找你？

411
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,333
其實…    你有沒有找他呀？

412
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,250
感情事呢，我一向都不喜歡聊

413
00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:41,370
說回工作好不好？

414
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,495
其實，我想去日本發展…

415
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,708
喂…！Do姐在那邊…！

416
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,375
快點吧，朱福龍

417
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,542
我趕著去吃午飯

418
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:41,542
好了，師兄

419
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,083
找到了

420
00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:47,667
是不是這個？

421
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:48,583
是

422
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,375
好，搞定

423
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:55,958
注意安全

424
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,792
吃飯去了

425
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,250
祝我生日快樂…

426
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:43,750
生日快樂給…

427
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:44,917
朱福龍

428
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:58,333
做人最重要是甚麼？

429
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,042
最重要人沒事

430
00:24:15,792 --> 00:24:18,167
大哥，辛苦了！

431
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,167
大哥，辛苦了！

432
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:24,375
大哥，辛苦了！

433
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,458
打死你這個賤貨！

434
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:41,250
下星期就有築地營業權轉讓的合同

435
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,917
你這老懵懂最好給我簽了它

436
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:49,250
老爺…！

437
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,417
島倉，你已經到了？

438
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,375
別吵了！過來！

439
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:57,083
看電視，學中文

440
00:24:57,958 --> 00:24:59,875
築地的活動接她來

441
00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:06,292
這個就是山本勇二

442
00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:08,708
扔香蕉那個還是吃香蕉那個？

443
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,000
開玩笑？

444
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,042
扔香蕉那個

445
00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:13,870
這個日本人是上次

446
00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,500
銀行劫案其中一個傷者

447
00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:17,625
他還是情色片導演

448
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:21,500
右腦有塊瘀血，壓住了他的海綿體

449
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,583
不過沒甚麼

450
00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:23,750
有點失憶而已

451
00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,167
喂，那邊

452
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,083
是這樣

453
00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:30,208
日本警方證實了

454
00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:33,167
他跟東京的一單交通意外有關

455
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,667
想遣返他回日本

456
00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:37,542
遣返這事兒我想交給你辦

457
00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:39,625
文件和機票都在這裡，後天出發

458
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,125
後天這麼急？

459
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,042
你傻了，急有急的好

460
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,125
你搞得定

461
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:45,792
事後我寫報告，把你調出來

462
00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:46,500
是不是？

463
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:47,958
當然了    靠你了

464
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,417
機會來了，阿龍    真的靠你了…

465
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,542
我對你是最好的，你知道的

466
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,292
你怎麼走那麼快？

467
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,333
怎麼了？

468
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,042
沒事

469
00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:55,750
你急著去哪呀？

470
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:56,375
沒急

471
00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:57,250
我還在問呢

472
00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:00,208
先生，我們一直在找你了

473
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,833
你的體檢還沒有付款呢

474
00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:03,292
別怕，他會幫我交的

475
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:04,583
阿龍，這件事你搞定

476
00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:05,917
別把事情搞砸了

477
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:07,917
我復職全靠你了

478
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,250
阿成，謝謝

479
00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:11,708
先生，這邊付款

480
00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:12,792
多少錢，護士？

481
00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:14,000
一共五萬八千

482
00:26:14,042 --> 00:26:15,958
其中割痔瘡是免費的

483
00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:32,125
喂…

484
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,667
可兒，那麼巧的

485
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:36,917
朱福龍？

486
00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:40,500
你怎麼胖了這麼多？

487
00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:42,000
我胖了嗎？

488
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:44,458
你胖了好多    胖了一點而已

489
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:45,625
我胖了嗎？

490
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,583
我差點認不出你了

491
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,542
我調了辦公室

492
00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:52,750
證物房

493
00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:53,583
你知道

494
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:56,292
坐在那，越坐越吃得多

495
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:57,583
就變成這個樣子

496
00:26:57,958 --> 00:26:58,875
我回去會減肥的

497
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:00,500
去哪？

498
00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:02,708
去日本工作，你呢？

499
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:03,458
我也是

500
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,125
那你記得小心點

501
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,292
別那麼拼

502
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,000
最重要…

503
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:09,000
人沒事

504
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:17,792
對了，最近…

505
00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:19,833
恭喜你，你那部劇…

506
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,042
收視爆燈，我也在看

507
00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:24,708
多謝

508
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:27,542
各位乘客，飛機即將起飛

509
00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:29,250
請所有乘客就座並扣好安全帶

510
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,250
那我先回自己的位子了

511
00:27:31,292 --> 00:27:31,875
再見

512
00:27:33,292 --> 00:27:33,875
可兒

513
00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:35,458
有空吃個飯

514
00:27:38,042 --> 00:27:38,708
可兒小姐

515
00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,083
飛機馬上起飛了

516
00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:44,667
這是我朋友，龍

517
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,833
這是我的客戶

518
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,250
阿龍先生，幸會

519
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,083
你好

520
00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,375
好了，再見

521
00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:53,125
再見

522
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,500
你好，這位是負責這次遣返的遠藤刑警

523
00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:26,667
我是翻譯瑪姬

524
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,875
阿龍先生，請進    謝謝

525
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,292
抱歉…

526
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:52,542
你放屁了？

527
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:54,203
不是我

528
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,042
你放屁嗎？

529
00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:56,250
不是我

530
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,042
不是我，我沒吃上火的東西…

531
00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:00,208
好臭呀！

532
00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:01,500
這個人拉屎了

533
00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:02,667
我不去廁所

534
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,000
沒問題？    我會帶他去的

535
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:05,167
好

536
00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,750
朱警官，要不要喝東西？

537
00:29:07,792 --> 00:29:08,792
我請    好

538
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:10,667
你呢？

539
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:11,500
我不喝

540
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,000
好，謝謝

541
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:17,583
朱警官，你第一次來日本？

542
00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:19,292
不是

543
00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:21,875
之前跟女朋友來？

544
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:22,792
是

545
00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:24,917
不過分手了

546
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:26,583
過去式了

547
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:27,833
對不起

548
00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:28,500
沒事

549
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:31,667
我不想拉屎，都沒屎拉

550
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,000
我知道，屁是我放的

551
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:38,167
去

552
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:43,500
你這次死定了

553
00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:47,667
糟糕！

554
00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:49,625
別靠過來…！

555
00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,000
我的脖子

556
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,500
其實做翻譯只是我的兼職而已

557
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,667
事實上，我的夢想

558
00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,750
是一個踢踏舞者

559
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,208
不過我改變主意了

560
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:05,542
現在…

561
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,250
我想開直升機

562
00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:11,167
好

563
00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:16,500
肉蟲啊

564
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:18,875
他跑了！阿龍先生！

565
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:19,667
抓住他…！

566
00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:22,167
我的脖子…

567
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:24,792
你沒事吧？

568
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:26,208
真倒霉！

569
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,042
從香港倒霉到東京？

570
00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:39,083
喂！

571
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:40,458
停！

572
00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:46,500
前面的車給我停下

573
00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:48,375
遠藤先生…等等！

574
00:30:48,417 --> 00:30:50,958
後面的逃犯穿上褲子

575
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:54,583
媽的…！

576
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,708
那是我的車！

577
00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:02,917
您好，黃警官

578
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,250
我是瑪姬，日本警方的翻譯

579
00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:06,958
我是中國人

580
00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:09,292
我在東京大學讀書的

581
00:31:09,708 --> 00:31:11,500
不是北京大學，是東京大學

582
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,125
不好意思…

583
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:13,875
二十二歲

584
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,500
喂…不好意思

585
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,833
哪裡泡溫泉？我也喜歡泡溫泉

586
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:21,542
喂，黃警官

587
00:31:21,625 --> 00:31:22,333
怎麼樣，阿龍？

588
00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:24,500
很好，一切順利

589
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:28,667
一切順利

590
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,000
非常好，有沒有幫我買東西？

591
00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:31,625
沒問題，面膜和減肥藥都算我的

592
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,083
喂

593
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:33,958
不過有件事

594
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:36,542
也就是…

595
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:39,250
嫌疑犯逃了

596
00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:40,375
逃了？

597
00:31:41,958 --> 00:31:42,833
媽的！

598
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:43,953
不…你聽我說…    逃跑了？

599
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:44,708
好端端怎麼能逃跑的？

600
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:45,375
不用擔心

601
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:46,495
那疑犯才150磅

602
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,500
怎麼就讓他跑了？

603
00:31:47,708 --> 00:31:49,125
你是不是想我陪你守證物房？

604
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,500
你為甚麼要這樣害我呀？

605
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:51,078
為甚麼？

606
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,833
日本警方有能力，也很積極

607
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:54,000
他們答應了我

608
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:56,375
在兩個小時內，一定能捉回疑犯

609
00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:57,917
有甚麼事我立馬打電話給你

610
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,958
求神拜佛，他們真能找回疑犯

611
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:00,828
不然守證物房    沒問題…

612
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:01,662
也輪不到你

613
00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:02,870
真是好人得惡報…

614
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,833
有消息就打給你，好吧？

615
00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:08,250
你好？

616
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:12,500
好痛…課長

617
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,542
辛苦了

618
00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:15,500
阿龍先生

619
00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:17,000
來…坐…    找到他了嗎？

620
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:20,458
來，坐下…

621
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:21,583
找到他了嗎？

622
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:23,333
他逃了

623
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:23,958
甚麼？

624
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,292
他逃了？是甚麼意思？

625
00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:28,667
明天之前…

626
00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:30,620
不…我回不了香港…

627
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:31,620
我們會捉他回來…

628
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:32,578
相信日本警察，我們是最強的

629
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:33,333
我聽不懂你的英語

630
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:35,667
我會丟飯碗的，我不想去掃街

631
00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:38,250
我聽不明白，翻譯…

632
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:40,417
瑪姬，過來…

633
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,083
找不到，那怎麼辦？    你的包

634
00:32:44,042 --> 00:32:44,917
遠藤先生…！

635
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,458
他們說疑犯找不回來了

636
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,125
為甚麼騙我？

637
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,042
我頂你呀！

638
00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:51,958
你怎麼知道的？

639
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,292
是我告訴他的

640
00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:54,703
朱福龍，我警告你

641
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:55,370
我知道你住在哪

642
00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:56,000
黃警官…你聽我說…

643
00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,370
你騙我，你也不好過

644
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,958
一有消息就告訴你

645
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:00,417
總之我保證

646
00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:02,375
如果找不到他，我不回香港，好吧？

647
00:33:02,417 --> 00:33:03,792
我找了我的師兄瀟灑會來幫你

648
00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:04,917
你有甚麼事情就跟他說    行，沒問題

649
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,208
沒錢就問他拿    包在我身上

650
00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:07,958
瀟灑！記住名字，瀟灑呀！

651
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,583
謝謝，警官

652
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,583
有沒有搞錯？

653
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,792
大佬，不是我的包！

654
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,625
打擾了！

655
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:31,125
朱福龍？

656
00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:32,042
你是誰？

657
00:33:32,292 --> 00:33:33,125
瀟灑

658
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:37,375
喂

659
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:39,708
總算捉到他了

660
00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:41,375
好

661
00:33:41,542 --> 00:33:42,375
我現在就帶他過來

662
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,083
好，待會見

663
00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:49,625
我的屁有時候也挺管用的

664
00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:50,417
很臭呀

665
00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:59,833
那邊呀？    我的栗子攤

666
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:02,292
鐵砂掌？

667
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,167
加油！

668
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,750
我會加油的！

669
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:07,625
都不熱的

670
00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:11,208
全部都不熱的，假扮作秀

671
00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:13,417
反正能賺到錢就行了，大家也開心

672
00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:15,500
我就住在樓上，上去坐

673
00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:19,417
這樣都行？

674
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:20,500
不用這樣做生意吧

675
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,208
為甚麼你會來日本？

676
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,333
以後再告訴你吧

677
00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:26,792
我來都十幾年了

678
00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:29,375
鹹濕黃是我的師弟

679
00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:31,708
以前在香港我也是當警察的

680
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,625
他們叫我辣手神探

681
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:34,750
你的大名

682
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:37,292
全人類都知道了

683
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:40,042
鹹濕黃把你的事都爆了

684
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,000
用不著他爆

685
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,708
報紙頭版天天都是我

686
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:45,875
環境不錯

687
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,083
相請不如偶遇

688
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,000
你先幫他把二十萬日圓還了

689
00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:50,875
甚麼二十萬？

690
00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:54,583
他說你會替他還給我的

691
00:34:54,667 --> 00:34:57,083
上次他帶妞來日本玩，是我出的錢

692
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,083
不是吧

693
00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,917
他叫我問你借錢

694
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,417
你知道的，我行李不見了

695
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,792
媽的！他擺明了坑我們倆

696
00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:07,750
你上竄下跳也沒用

697
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,958
錢也是要還

698
00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:10,708
不是！想上廁所呢

699
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:11,458
廁所在哪？

700
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,208
那你不早說

701
00:35:12,292 --> 00:35:12,875
角落！

702
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,542
歡迎光臨

703
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,583
歡迎光臨

704
00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:25,292
老闆娘

705
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,125
啤酒一瓶

706
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:27,750
好！

707
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,292
今天關門呀！

708
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,083
我來找老闆娘

709
00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:54,667
不相關的人，給我滾！

710
00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,125
歡迎光臨

711
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,917
趕緊拿清酒，快點

712
00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:15,542
我知道你是追賭債的

713
00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:18,250
請多給我幾天時間

714
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,208
賭球輸了就得給錢

715
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:22,958
五天

716
00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,083
四天

717
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:27,000
三天…

718
00:36:27,042 --> 00:36:29,167
現在馬上還！

719
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:34,875
請你先收下利息

720
00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:35,958
你敢耍我？

721
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,458
你想不想做生意了？

722
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,000
你講道理行不行？

723
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,125
你搗亂我的生意，我怎麼賺錢呀？

724
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:43,083
賺不了錢怎麼還給你呀？

725
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,792
快點還錢就是，蠢貨！

726
00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:45,917
蠢貨！

727
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:48,667
要了我這條命，錢就沒有！

728
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,583
把他的場翻了

729
00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:57,042
加油！

730
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:03,667
我請大家吃栗子

731
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,083
好吃的…

732
00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:11,667
放過我們一馬吧

733
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:13,042
你是誰？

734
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,333
你想怎樣呀？

735
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,417
混蛋，輪得到你打他嗎？

736
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:17,708
我打可以，你打不行！

737
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:18,583
有話好說

738
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:22,125
去死吧你！

739
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,458
去死！

740
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:24,958
想幹甚麼？

741
00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:32,042
對不起

742
00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:48,417
你們連小屁孩都搞不定

743
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:49,958
不要打

744
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,833
就這麼多了，請你收下吧

745
00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:55,375
還錢也沒用

746
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,167
不要打…！

747
00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:08,292
全部給我靠邊

748
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:09,708
身份證拿出來！

749
00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:16,792
你來做甚麼的？

750
00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:39,875
慘了

751
00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:10,792
回香港要減肥了

752
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,542
走開…

753
00:39:46,958 --> 00:39:49,458
喂…    來…

754
00:39:56,292 --> 00:39:57,000
你沒事吧？

755
00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:58,542
沒事    警察來了

756
00:39:58,625 --> 00:39:59,667
正好，下去吧

757
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,708
小虎…

758
00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:03,625
這班警察，打完才肯來

759
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:04,375
你瞧瞧

760
00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,000
你們辛苦了

761
00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:18,500
我們走

762
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,458
不會吧

763
00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:28,667
夠了…

764
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:37,750
導演，終於見到你

765
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,167
沒想到坐在同一班飛機

766
00:40:41,417 --> 00:40:44,167
我的運氣一向很好，不知道你怎麼樣

767
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:47,083
你拍的東西也蠻藝術的

768
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,833
不要！

769
00:40:50,292 --> 00:40:51,125
很好…

770
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,125
把感情放在你兒子身上

771
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,458
多點內心戲

772
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:56,042
開始！

773
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,750
不要！我不會放棄我兒子的！

774
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,125
好像有人…

775
00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,708
你們知道一克多少錢嗎？

776
00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,917
喂！你在幹甚麼？

777
00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:14,000
怎麼了？

778
00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:14,875
關我甚麼事？

779
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,000
等等！

780
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,375
除了照相機，還有其他證據嗎？

781
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,125
不知道…

782
00:41:30,292 --> 00:41:32,583
我們玩個遊戲吧

783
00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,333
喜歡棒球嗎？

784
00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:41,250
說呀，快點說

785
00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:49,875
避甚麼？

786
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:53,500
等等！

787
00:41:55,042 --> 00:41:55,917
我想起來了

788
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:56,833
我想起我媽

789
00:41:57,875 --> 00:41:58,958
胡說！

790
00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:01,708
停！

791
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:05,667
放到米裡了

792
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:08,083
我說實話你也打我？

793
00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:09,250
胡說！

794
00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,120
我剛才明明看到日本警察

795
00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:16,750
跟黑社會一個鼻孔出氣

796
00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:18,875
這個世界怎麼了？

797
00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:22,375
天下烏鴉一般黑，這裡的警察最他媽黑

798
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
他們早就是一伙了

799
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:24,750
不管？

800
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,870
我們天天開門做生意

801
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,000
除了忍沒別的辦法

802
00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:30,333
做生意？

803
00:42:30,958 --> 00:42:33,875
現在維修的錢，夠還債三次了

804
00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:35,542
多管閒事

805
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:37,792
都怪你這個豬朋狗友

806
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,167
看甚麼看？

807
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,167
別以為救了我就了不起

808
00:42:41,542 --> 00:42:43,250
你這麼喜歡救人，去當救生員吧

809
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:44,917
阻礙地球轉

810
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,125
小虎…

811
00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:48,042
過來呀！幹嗎？

812
00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:50,208
不要，我要跟龍哥學功夫

813
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:51,250
不用了

814
00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:53,083
剛剛我看到你的功夫很厲害

815
00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:54,167
他很能打

816
00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:55,042
打…！

817
00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:56,875
你剛剛一直挨打

818
00:42:56,917 --> 00:42:57,958
怎麼不見你還手？

819
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,042
你是個男人嗎？

820
00:42:59,083 --> 00:42:59,625
老闆娘…

821
00:42:59,667 --> 00:43:00,500
給我閉嘴！

822
00:43:00,583 --> 00:43:01,167
走！

823
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:02,208
走！

824
00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:03,458
走…！

825
00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,000
小虎回來！

826
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,000
再見

827
00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:14,333
阿姨…

828
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,208
這是瀟灑哥給你的

829
00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:56,208
小虎是她外甥

830
00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:58,250
小虎爸媽車禍死了

831
00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,083
她要留在日本照顧小虎

832
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,542
不肯跟我回香港

833
00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,833
還說既然給不了我家庭溫暖

834
00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:04,958
分手算了

835
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,208
女人都是口是心非的

836
00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:10,750
那我就在這等，這一等就十年

837
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,667
為甚麼老是叼著根煙又不點？

838
00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:17,250
她說我叼著煙的樣子很帥

839
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,792
但怕我抽多會死

840
00:44:20,292 --> 00:44:22,792
那我就只叼著不點

841
00:44:23,417 --> 00:44:24,792
你的大名我也知道

842
00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:26,417
世紀賤男

843
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:30,500
香蕉日報你也信？

844
00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:32,875
千萬不能信

845
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:36,208
你那個小明星的戲我也看了不少

846
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,958
演技呢…

847
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:40,458
見仁見智

848
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:42,083
不過長得挺漂亮

849
00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:45,167
人家那麼漂亮，沒有理由喜歡你的

850
00:44:45,667 --> 00:44:46,792
喂    怎麼？

851
00:44:46,917 --> 00:44:47,667
你真是…

852
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,917
讓你見識一下

853
00:44:51,917 --> 00:44:52,750
這是我

854
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,833
八塊腹肌

855
00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:54,745
當年我在寶勒巷

856
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,458
一支警棍大戰金毛仔

857
00:44:56,792 --> 00:44:57,708
你不可能沒聽過吧？

858
00:44:57,917 --> 00:44:59,292
厲害…

859
00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:00,167
我要睡了

860
00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:01,792
朱警官

861
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:04,542
日本警方終於在東京灣找到山本勇二

862
00:45:13,292 --> 00:45:14,083
阿龍先生

863
00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:17,208
早上好，辛苦了    甚麼狀況？

864
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,417
這是你要的答案

865
00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:35,292
浮屍在東京灣

866
00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:38,375
你不覺得可疑嗎？

867
00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:45,583
我們在他的身上找到一些可卡因

868
00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:47,370
死因是

869
00:45:47,375 --> 00:45:48,917
吸毒過量溺亡

870
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,292
這是他的遺書

871
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,495
他做了壞事

872
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,203
逃跑到香港，再被遣返回來

873
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,828
他是畏罪自殺

874
00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:00,542
遠藤先生說他是自殺的

875
00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:07,292
就這樣？

876
00:46:07,667 --> 00:46:09,750
日本人說話好囉嗦的

877
00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:10,667
好

878
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:12,125
一個人要自殺的人

879
00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:13,078
為甚麼不在香港自殺

880
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,417
而要回日本自殺？

881
00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:16,083
中國人有一句成語說

882
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:19,042
秋天的葉子黃了就要落

883
00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:20,500
落葉歸根

884
00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:21,333
愛回家

885
00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:23,583
他全身瘀青，都沒有泡脹？

886
00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:26,375
發現屍身不足八小時

887
00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:29,667
昨天夜裡海水的溫度接近冰點

888
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,500
所以屍體不會發脹

889
00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,542
好冷呀…

890
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:35,458
大哥，他被打得鬥雞又嘟嘴

891
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,875
肯定有冤情

892
00:46:37,292 --> 00:46:39,625
別管了，好嗎？

893
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:41,375
回香港吧

894
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,792
再見

895
00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:45,458
好

896
00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:46,750
謝謝！

897
00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:48,542
再見

898
00:46:49,583 --> 00:46:50,208
遠藤先生

899
00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:52,583
你的帽子

900
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:54,458
再換一頂吧

901
00:46:54,542 --> 00:46:55,417
別碰！

902
00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:57,792
日本警方找到他了

903
00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,625
你管他死人還是活人

904
00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:00,667
回香港吧

905
00:47:00,792 --> 00:47:02,000
但你得先還錢

906
00:47:02,042 --> 00:47:02,958
別老提錢

907
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,167
你是辣手神探

908
00:47:04,292 --> 00:47:05,458
做人不可以輕易放棄

909
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,333
你知道全東京有多少山本勇二？

910
00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:13,708
一個上午你都踢三十幾扇了

911
00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:15,208
夠了

912
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,542
是這家伙嗎？

913
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,292
要不是我們看看就走了

914
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,333
我都餓了

915
00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,333
一定能夠找出線索的

916
00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,625
我就不信甚麼都沒有

917
00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:37,167
找到沒有？

918
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:39,375
我找到一根香蕉

919
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:05,333
我就說了

920
00:48:06,292 --> 00:48:08,833
做人不要輕易放棄

921
00:48:15,417 --> 00:48:16,583
拿東西打牠

922
00:48:16,667 --> 00:48:17,833
虐畜的！

923
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:19,542
拿開牠…

924
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,833
快…快打

925
00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:28,875
狗狗…走！

926
00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:33,208
你這麼不給面子？

927
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:35,250
拿東西打牠，打呀！

928
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,417
你為甚麼打我不打狗？

929
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,167
咬屁股了

930
00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:51,333
乖狗狗…！

931
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,042
別動…！

932
00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:07,375
別動…！

933
00:49:09,792 --> 00:49:10,542
壞狗狗！

934
00:49:12,792 --> 00:49:13,875
沒事吧瀟灑？

935
00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:14,708
沒死的

936
00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:16,750
不過屁股開花了

937
00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:20,292
你當警察幾年了？

938
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,292
十幾年

939
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,292
十幾年才混成這樣

940
00:49:24,792 --> 00:49:25,458
怎樣呢？

941
00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:27,037
人家十幾年

942
00:49:27,042 --> 00:49:28,833
起碼是督察

943
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,625
每個人追求不一樣，現在多好

944
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
龍哥…

945
00:49:33,542 --> 00:49:34,333
修好了

946
00:49:34,375 --> 00:49:35,083
聰明…！

947
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,500
這部手機曾經進了水

948
00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:39,583
能打開的檔案都放在這裡

949
00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:42,000
但是還有一個影片打不開

950
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,000
還要時間處理一下

951
00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:47,375
這不是築地嗎？

952
00:49:47,792 --> 00:49:49,208
我熟，我帶你去

953
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:16,750
太鼓隊的表演非常精彩

954
00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:18,667
大我家請多給掌聲

955
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,625
有請主辦商島倉先生致辭

956
00:50:26,417 --> 00:50:27,083
可兒

957
00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:29,833
這不是…你那個…

958
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:30,708
是呀

959
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,625
真人比電視上漂亮

960
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,042
我們是來辦正事的，專業一點

961
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,083
走了

962
00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:45,250
…今日的特別嘉賓宋可兒小姐

963
00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:10,708
動作快點，你們在磨蹭甚麼呢？

964
00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:12,417
快點…把魚拿上車

965
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:13,875
快點搬上去！

966
00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:15,875
怎麼少了一條？

967
00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:18,375
還不去找！

968
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:27,958
怎麼越吃越興奮？

969
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,250
這甚麼魚？

970
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:41,375
魚在那兒！

971
00:51:49,292 --> 00:51:51,000
好吃！

972
00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:58,333
你這個混蛋，站住！

973
00:51:59,125 --> 00:52:00,500
站住！

974
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,792
瀟灑還好吧？

975
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:23,750
發生甚麼事？

976
00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:24,875
怎麼給人打了？

977
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:31,042
蹲下

978
00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:08,083
瀟灑

979
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:52,667
來！

980
00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:26,875
瀟灑！等我！

981
00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:30,458
準備…

982
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:46,083
沒事吧？

983
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:46,792
醒醒

984
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:47,750
好

985
00:54:47,792 --> 00:54:48,500
非要打是吧？

986
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:49,625
來呀！

987
00:54:50,042 --> 00:54:51,250
你們在幹甚麼？

988
00:54:51,292 --> 00:54:52,833
爺爺，我們會處理的    朱福龍！

989
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,417
來吧…！

990
00:54:56,458 --> 00:54:57,625
朱福龍    來！

991
00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:59,667
你幹甚麼呢？你在這兒幹甚麼？

992
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:02,375
各位不好意思，大家不要慌

993
00:55:02,417 --> 00:55:06,083
就是這個這胖子
在歌舞伎町妨礙我們辦事

994
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:07,787
可兒，我們被人打    我還要工作

995
00:55:07,792 --> 00:55:08,708
你在這幹甚麼？

996
00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:10,083
他們都是日本流氓    你想怎樣？

997
00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:10,958
他們全都是黑社會

998
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,833
有沒有警察？誰能報警呀？

999
00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:17,042
你扛得起嗎？

1000
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,625
他差點殺了我爺爺

1001
00:55:18,667 --> 00:55:20,083
你在這裡胡說甚麼？

1002
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:21,417
我要報警

1003
00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:22,583
我是香港警察

1004
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,458
你是壞人，我是好人，知道嗎？

1005
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,500
你在胡說甚麼？

1006
00:55:25,542 --> 00:55:26,750
誰能報警？

1007
00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:27,875
可兒…

1008
00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,958
我知道你是誰，滾出我地盤

1009
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,333
你不要仗著像謝霆鋒

1010
00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:33,625
在香港我早就扣你了

1011
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:34,500
蘿蔔頭！

1012
00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:35,875
等一下…

1013
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:36,625
抱歉…

1014
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,125
可兒…你聽我說

1015
00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:39,333
你聽我說好嗎？

1016
00:55:39,792 --> 00:55:41,958
他是我的老闆，我在工作

1017
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,250
他是黑社會    我知道！

1018
00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:44,245
他是黑社會    我只是來工作的

1019
00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:45,792
我有我的底線！

1020
00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:47,875
這是我第一次出埠登台

1021
00:55:48,250 --> 00:55:50,375
是不是沒人找我演戲你才高興呀？

1022
00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:51,792
我不想你出事

1023
00:55:51,917 --> 00:55:52,667
你聽我說最後一次…

1024
00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:53,750
甚麼最後一次？

1025
00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,250
你聽我說最後一次，行不行？

1026
00:55:56,167 --> 00:55:58,750
我每次都聽你的，從來都遷就你

1027
00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:00,583
我不需要你遷就我

1028
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:03,667
我需要的是一份尊重

1029
00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:05,292
可兒…

1030
00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:07,583
走吧，我在工作    好

1031
00:56:07,667 --> 00:56:09,375
我求求你走吧    好！

1032
00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:10,875
我們朋友一場…

1033
00:56:10,917 --> 00:56:11,958
我只是想跟你說

1034
00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:14,708
我不想你跟這些壞人一起

1035
00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:15,458
可以嗎？

1036
00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:16,375
你自己想

1037
00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:17,208
瀟灑，走

1038
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:18,875
瀟灑！

1039
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,292
他很想你的

1040
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,292
搞甚麼你們？    遠藤先生…

1041
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:25,500
東野先生，你好    黑社會呀…！

1042
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,875
島倉先生，你好

1043
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,500
你們是串通好的    快上車

1044
00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,708
我明白，全明白了

1045
00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:35,250
我也明白了

1046
00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:40,083
這個人真麻煩

1047
00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,375
害大家都要加班

1048
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,667
快點開車

1049
00:56:43,750 --> 00:56:45,917
非常抱歉…

1050
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,125
各位不好意思，耽誤大家了

1051
00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:53,708
沒事了…

1052
00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:09,250
這個麻煩人

1053
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:15,083
遠藤先生說東野組他們不起訴你們了

1054
00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:17,167
至於毒品

1055
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,458
日本警方一直都知道的

1056
00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:21,292
但是他們沒有證據

1057
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:22,917
你相信我嗎？

1058
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,250
我願意相信你，但這裡是日本

1059
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:26,375
抱歉

1060
00:57:31,667 --> 00:57:32,875
謝謝你來保釋我們

1061
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,708
少廢話

1062
00:57:40,042 --> 00:57:42,458
我這個250磅的警察

1063
00:57:44,292 --> 00:57:46,167
是不是真的阻礙地球轉呢？

1064
00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:50,375
我一直以為對的

1065
00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:51,458
原來是錯的

1066
00:57:53,042 --> 00:57:54,583
到底我是超人？

1067
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:55,833
還是怪獸？

1068
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:01,458
以後準時收工

1069
00:58:03,333 --> 00:58:04,917
你這麼喜歡救人，去當救生員吧

1070
00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:06,292
你為甚麼要這樣害我呀？

1071
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,833
想我陪你守證物房呀？

1072
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,292
回去香港吧

1073
00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:11,625
我跟了你十幾年

1074
00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:13,292
十幾年了

1075
00:58:14,042 --> 00:58:17,042
我只是想跟你過安穩的日子

1076
00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:18,292
給得了我嗎？

1077
00:58:18,333 --> 00:58:21,208
人生有很多事情可以做
不一定要演戲的

1078
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:21,917
對不對？

1079
00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:23,370
你從頭到尾就一個表情

1080
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:24,833
不要勉強下去了

1081
00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:26,292
他是黑社會…

1082
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:28,125
是不是沒人找我演戲你才高興呀？

1083
00:58:30,917 --> 00:58:33,417
你跟我說這次讓我當一次主角的

1084
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:02,708
我有話跟你說

1085
00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:04,458
你先下車

1086
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:05,542
哦，好的

1087
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:31,250
不要走，你先說清楚

1088
00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:33,375
這麼簡單都不明白？

1089
00:59:33,417 --> 00:59:36,083
我要賣了風華居，然後帶小虎回香港

1090
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,500
又分手？

1091
00:59:37,792 --> 00:59:39,625
我們分手很久了，胖子

1092
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,167
我來日本等了你十年

1093
00:59:41,333 --> 00:59:43,500
你丟給我分手兩個字？

1094
00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:44,708
你現在多好

1095
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:45,917
又重出江湖了

1096
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,250
前兩天砸了我的店

1097
00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:49,125
今天搞亂那個魚市場

1098
00:59:49,917 --> 00:59:51,208
你想裝辣手神探呀？

1099
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,792
好，不如賣掉栗子攤

1100
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,792
套條內褲在頭上當超人去

1101
00:59:54,833 --> 00:59:56,458
你不要侮辱我以前的職業

1102
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,500
我是辣手神探

1103
00:59:57,542 --> 00:59:58,875
不是裝的！    好，我不說了

1104
00:59:58,917 --> 01:00:00,042
總之我賣了風華居之後

1105
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:01,250
錢我都會還給你

1106
01:00:01,292 --> 01:00:02,833
我們以後各不相欠

1107
01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:04,125
你以為只欠我錢嗎？

1108
01:00:04,292 --> 01:00:05,292
你欠我的多了

1109
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:07,125
你又要顛倒是非是嗎？

1110
01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:08,917
好，我就跟你算清楚

1111
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,500
算，儘管算！

1112
01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:12,375
整天說自己炒栗子有多厲害

1113
01:00:12,417 --> 01:00:13,292
厲害個屁！

1114
01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:15,625
那個金毛炒個栗子都隨隨便便的

1115
01:00:15,667 --> 01:00:16,583
要不是我看著他

1116
01:00:16,667 --> 01:00:18,083
你的栗子炒得有那麼香？

1117
01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:19,208
你不要以為你

1118
01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:20,750
這麼多人跟你打麻將

1119
01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,250
這條街的日本婆

1120
01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:23,875
我每天發錢他們才來

1121
01:00:23,958 --> 01:00:25,708
她們討厭死你，說你牌品差

1122
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,375
她們搶著跟我打！    不要吵了！

1123
01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:29,375
你們有沒有考慮過我的感受？

1124
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:30,542
你有甚麼感受呀？

1125
01:00:30,667 --> 01:00:31,250
好了

1126
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:32,875
不要這樣

1127
01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:33,792
好不好？

1128
01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,167
怎麼了？

1129
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:40,625
我是過來人

1130
01:00:42,292 --> 01:00:44,250
就算我多嘴，我也一定要講

1131
01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:45,833
這個傻瓜

1132
01:00:46,083 --> 01:00:48,250
他擺明愛你愛到不得了

1133
01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:49,708
雖然他胖了點又醜了點

1134
01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:50,667
說真話而已

1135
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:51,875
但真的…

1136
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:53,000
真的很難得的

1137
01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:53,792
你呢？

1138
01:00:54,458 --> 01:00:56,417
我也不覺得你不喜歡他

1139
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,208
要不然你也不會幫他炒粟子

1140
01:00:58,542 --> 01:00:59,458
他那天被人打

1141
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:00,833
你表情多緊張

1142
01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:02,208
能看出來的

1143
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:02,833
是不是？

1144
01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:06,375
我只是想說

1145
01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:08,833
這個世界上

1146
01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:12,958
沒甚麼人可以等另一個人十年的

1147
01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:19,583
我說得對

1148
01:01:25,417 --> 01:01:26,000
記住

1149
01:01:27,042 --> 01:01:28,083
吵架是生活的情趣

1150
01:01:28,292 --> 01:01:29,042
不要放棄瀟灑

1151
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:30,500
喂，你別走

1152
01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:31,250
你搞定他們

1153
01:01:32,708 --> 01:01:33,375
不能放棄！

1154
01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:44,120
好

1155
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:45,333
你真把風華居賣了？

1156
01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:46,167
賣的那麼便宜

1157
01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:47,208
變得那麼快

1158
01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:49,292
怎麼樣？

1159
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:53,708
加油！

1160
01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:08,792
喂

1161
01:02:10,208 --> 01:02:11,125
你還想怎樣？

1162
01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:13,708
吃個拉麵

1163
01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:35,917
飲杯

1164
01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:37,500
飲杯    飲杯

1165
01:02:37,542 --> 01:02:38,792
多謝

1166
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,620
可兒

1167
01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:48,417
乾杯

1168
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:52,042
乾！

1169
01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:56,083
快點…

1170
01:02:56,167 --> 01:02:57,000
拍戲這樣嗎？

1171
01:02:57,042 --> 01:02:58,042
是這樣

1172
01:02:58,083 --> 01:02:58,750
乾杯

1173
01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:06,875
可兒

1174
01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,125
我有話要跟你說

1175
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,625
好久沒見…

1176
01:03:13,667 --> 01:03:14,708
今晚我們不說話

1177
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,542
只喝酒，好嗎？

1178
01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:17,625
好    來

1179
01:03:19,417 --> 01:03:20,708
我有話要跟你說

1180
01:03:21,292 --> 01:03:22,542
其實那晚

1181
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:24,042
你說的話我都有想過

1182
01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:24,750
哪晚呀？

1183
01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:27,083
宣你老味那晚

1184
01:03:27,292 --> 01:03:28,500
宣你老味那晚…

1185
01:03:28,542 --> 01:03:30,167
我有自知之明

1186
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,125
你不要想太多了

1187
01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:33,292
我知道自己沒有演戲的天份

1188
01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:34,875
神經病

1189
01:03:35,667 --> 01:03:37,917
最近最紅的就是你

1190
01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:40,458
演藝界最需要你這麼漂亮

1191
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,250
又有身材

1192
01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:45,167
演技又好的演員

1193
01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:47,083
你有很多粉絲的

1194
01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:49,583
那些粉絲是你買來給我，我知道的

1195
01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,250
不是每次都是我買的

1196
01:03:52,167 --> 01:03:53,625
開玩笑而已

1197
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:55,167
飲杯…

1198
01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:56,458
慘了，又說錯了

1199
01:04:02,417 --> 01:04:04,125
其實我們都這麼愛對方

1200
01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:07,000
為甚麼整天吵架？

1201
01:04:07,167 --> 01:04:08,125
沒有吵架

1202
01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:10,750
我們只是在互相溝通

1203
01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:15,125
不如我們重新再來過

1204
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:18,250
我們說分手，又復合

1205
01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,542
分手復合好多次了

1206
01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,250
問題是你一直做警察

1207
01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:24,458
我就一直覺得沒有安全感

1208
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:25,870
我沒有安全感

1209
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,125
那我就罵你    我辭了這工作

1210
01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:33,750
我辭職    你別鬧了！

1211
01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:34,792
我辭職

1212
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:36,542
我開一家這樣的店

1213
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:38,667
我四肢健全，怎麼不行？

1214
01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:40,250
對不對？

1215
01:04:41,292 --> 01:04:42,042
你說的

1216
01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:43,500
我說的

1217
01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:45,208
一言為定

1218
01:04:45,417 --> 01:04:46,958
一言為定，好吧？

1219
01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:48,458
好…    不許騙人！

1220
01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:49,125
來

1221
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:50,370
飲杯！

1222
01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:50,958
飲！

1223
01:04:51,292 --> 01:04:51,875
飲杯

1224
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,625
乾杯…！

1225
01:04:56,292 --> 01:04:58,458
飲呀！

1226
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,458
乾杯！

1227
01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:04,292
飲呀…！

1228
01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:27,875
大家都沒事吧？

1229
01:05:28,833 --> 01:05:30,958
沒事…

1230
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,333
所有人都還好吧？

1231
01:05:32,625 --> 01:05:33,458
多謝

1232
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:36,500
你沒事吧？

1233
01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:40,292
大家沒事吧？

1234
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:48,542
好

1235
01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:50,208
大家都沒事

1236
01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:54,250
怎麼會來個大地震的？

1237
01:05:54,542 --> 01:05:55,833
以後不要來東京了

1238
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:57,875
你受傷？

1239
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:00,208
不是吧？

1240
01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:01,583
哪兒？

1241
01:06:02,042 --> 01:06:03,708
你剛剛說的是不是真的？

1242
01:06:07,042 --> 01:06:07,833
真的

1243
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:11,958
你是騙我

1244
01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:15,083
你不能不當警察

1245
01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:17,833
你不做警察你不會開心的

1246
01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:24,333
在這個世界上

1247
01:06:25,042 --> 01:06:26,250
有很多人

1248
01:06:27,167 --> 01:06:28,833
都需要像你這樣的人

1249
01:06:31,042 --> 01:06:32,250
但不包括我

1250
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:08,833
喂

1251
01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:09,958
阿龍你又搞甚麼呀？

1252
01:07:10,083 --> 01:07:12,958
浮屍東京灣、築地市場大混戰

1253
01:07:13,292 --> 01:07:14,912
你是不是要毀掉東京鐵塔才告訴我？

1254
01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:15,625
不是，阿成你聽我說

1255
01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:16,750
阿成    我不聽！

1256
01:07:17,542 --> 01:07:18,583
你立即給我回香港

1257
01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:21,458
你是要阻礙地球轉到停為止嗎？

1258
01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:22,500
傻子

1259
01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:24,917
你有沒有聽我說話？

1260
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,500
黃景成你聽我說

1261
01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:28,875
我寧願做一個傻子

1262
01:07:29,417 --> 01:07:30,792
也不要一輩子後悔

1263
01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:31,542
還有

1264
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:35,542
沒有人能礙著地球轉的，你懂嗎？

1265
01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:36,583
你敢頂嘴

1266
01:07:38,542 --> 01:07:39,583
你才傻子

1267
01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:44,250
大哥，我的線人說

1268
01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:47,333
那個影片還有一個備份在瀟灑他們手上

1269
01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:49,750
那你們還在等甚麼？

1270
01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:55,292
築地的事，就交給我吧

1271
01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:57,500
我可以搞定的，爺爺

1272
01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:00,667
請您簽字吧

1273
01:08:01,833 --> 01:08:02,792
島倉，你幹甚麼？

1274
01:08:02,833 --> 01:08:04,125
算了…！

1275
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,958
他媽的！

1276
01:08:20,125 --> 01:08:21,167
混蛋，簽！

1277
01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:22,458
你快點給老子簽！

1278
01:08:22,542 --> 01:08:24,083
島倉，你他媽的過份！

1279
01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:45,000
快點簽…！

1280
01:09:00,042 --> 01:09:01,292
快點！

1281
01:09:05,667 --> 01:09:06,667
快點簽！

1282
01:09:48,292 --> 01:09:51,000
午…

1283
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:54,208
…安！

1284
01:09:57,083 --> 01:09:58,667
我只是來說再見

1285
01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:07,750
過來！

1286
01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:08,708
臭婊子！

1287
01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:11,083
救命呀！

1288
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,542
救命呀！

1289
01:10:29,417 --> 01:10:32,000
這裡只有我爺爺喜歡你

1290
01:10:33,167 --> 01:10:34,375
不過他死了…

1291
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,000
混蛋

1292
01:10:39,167 --> 01:10:40,208
當我不會演戲？

1293
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:42,083
我是專業演員！

1294
01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:44,083
罵我臭婊子

1295
01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:45,417
混蛋！

1296
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:55,792
瀟灑哥，龍哥呢？

1297
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:57,333
我找了他好久都沒找到

1298
01:10:57,417 --> 01:10:58,417
不知道

1299
01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:00,042
那個影片我弄好了

1300
01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:03,208
沒事的話我先去幫阿姨送外賣

1301
01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:04,375
給她

1302
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:05,833
好

1303
01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:14,542
你們知道這多少錢一克嗎？

1304
01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:15,542
是

1305
01:11:16,292 --> 01:11:17,958
喂，你在幹甚麼？

1306
01:11:21,333 --> 01:11:22,125
老闆，回來了？

1307
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:31,625
阿龍

1308
01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,208
你在哪兒？

1309
01:11:33,542 --> 01:11:34,667
我們打開了那影片

1310
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,708
裡面真是東野組的犯罪證據

1311
01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:39,458
我的衣服呢？

1312
01:11:41,292 --> 01:11:42,083
加油

1313
01:11:44,292 --> 01:11:45,417
喂，金毛！

1314
01:11:45,458 --> 01:11:47,000
你為甚麼拿走我的電話？

1315
01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:49,917
我發財就靠這手機

1316
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:52,417
天天炒粟子

1317
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:54,333
我手都焦了，我得到甚麼？

1318
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:55,750
你這混蛋！

1319
01:11:56,167 --> 01:11:57,375
講中文吧你

1320
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:01,583
加油！

1321
01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:08,203
芳華

1322
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,828
手機裡是他們的犯罪證據

1323
01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:11,417
有了它就不用賣風華居了

1324
01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:12,250
快走

1325
01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:15,125
證據在那八婆手上！

1326
01:12:15,167 --> 01:12:16,333
去死吧你

1327
01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:49,792
手機跟賭債

1328
01:12:50,292 --> 01:12:52,292
現在就得還給我們

1329
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,208
芳華，先走

1330
01:13:06,292 --> 01:13:07,042
走！

1331
01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:19,083
我炒…！

1332
01:13:47,917 --> 01:13:48,542
芳華

1333
01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:49,333
你沒事吧？

1334
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:51,375
沒事，我是辣手神探

1335
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,583
你怎麼樣？

1336
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,958
等等！

1337
01:14:02,667 --> 01:14:04,458
又是你！

1338
01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:10,917
瀟灑    沒事…

1339
01:14:10,958 --> 01:14:12,708
不就被桶了一刀

1340
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,167
你怎麼？

1341
01:14:17,042 --> 01:14:17,875
我想…

1342
01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:19,333
抽根煙

1343
01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:20,875
死也死得帥點

1344
01:14:20,917 --> 01:14:22,667
男人不抽煙才帥的

1345
01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:25,250
你怎麼不早說？

1346
01:14:27,958 --> 01:14:28,583
芳華…

1347
01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:29,333
想說甚麼呀？

1348
01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:32,667
我想…

1349
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:33,917
你幫我叫輛救護車

1350
01:14:36,042 --> 01:14:37,125
我幫你主持公道

1351
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:43,375
一個都不能少

1352
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:45,667
來吧！

1353
01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:56,083
警官

1354
01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:57,250
你來得太好了

1355
01:16:57,292 --> 01:16:58,167
知道，我知道了

1356
01:16:58,208 --> 01:16:59,417
外面有人打架…

1357
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:02,792
沒事，不用擔心    外面有人打架…

1358
01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:05,000
一切正常，收隊！

1359
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:09,208
喂！

1360
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:11,208
停！

1361
01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:12,750
真煩人

1362
01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:17,583
你真以為自己是誰呀？

1363
01:17:18,042 --> 01:17:19,542
超人嗎？不

1364
01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:20,792
你是小妖怪

1365
01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:21,833
口袋妖怪！

1366
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:25,250
你才是妖怪

1367
01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:26,500
不，你才是！

1368
01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:28,167
勇二的死跟他一定有關係

1369
01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:28,792
甚麼？

1370
01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:29,792
真的？

1371
01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:31,958
你和島倉

1372
01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:34,083
狼狽為奸

1373
01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:36,667
由始至終你都是一個黑社會

1374
01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:38,667
你有證據嗎？

1375
01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:40,417
你！

1376
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,500
滾回香港！

1377
01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:43,875
這裡是日本！

1378
01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:45,458
你早晚會有報應的

1379
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,083
報應前我先告訴你

1380
01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:49,417
所有的事情都是我策劃的

1381
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,917
車上的屁是我的

1382
01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,167
將勇二交給島倉也是我

1383
01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:56,333
你以為自己是李小龍？

1384
01:17:57,292 --> 01:17:58,870
你看過《猛龍過江》沒有？

1385
01:17:58,875 --> 01:17:59,417
你說甚麼？

1386
01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:00,750
李小龍是這樣的！

1387
01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:02,250
你根本一點都不像

1388
01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:06,458
李小龍不戴假髮的

1389
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:09,375
我要向上級告發你

1390
01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,917
你在拍甚麼呀？

1391
01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:14,958
我請你這個白痴翻譯

1392
01:18:15,167 --> 01:18:17,333
是方便我做事

1393
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,792
你要做這多餘的事

1394
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,833
我現在炒了你！

1395
01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:21,083
我不幹了！

1396
01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:23,042
痛！

1397
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,458
我恨你！    你別走

1398
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,000
站住！

1399
01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:32,917
那邊

1400
01:18:34,625 --> 01:18:36,000
你這人渣！

1401
01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:39,083
痛！

1402
01:18:41,542 --> 01:18:42,125
來呀！

1403
01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,792
你這小鬼！

1404
01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:45,417
站住！

1405
01:18:45,542 --> 01:18:46,750
你有種繼續跑

1406
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:52,792
站住！

1407
01:18:54,792 --> 01:18:57,083
痛…！

1408
01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:02,625
真有報應

1409
01:19:08,417 --> 01:19:09,417
可兒，你在哪？

1410
01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:10,875
抱歉，讓你失望

1411
01:19:10,917 --> 01:19:12,000
我是島倉

1412
01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:13,875
我要那手機

1413
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,787
趁她還活著

1414
01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,208
你快來東京鐵塔

1415
01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:26,792
最重要人沒事…

1416
01:19:29,667 --> 01:19:30,250
吃

1417
01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:37,083
可兒

1418
01:19:40,667 --> 01:19:41,333
可兒

1419
01:19:44,125 --> 01:19:45,167
可兒！

1420
01:20:07,583 --> 01:20:08,708
阿龍先生

1421
01:20:09,542 --> 01:20:11,167
很開心看到你

1422
01:20:13,042 --> 01:20:14,667
這裡是為你精心準備的

1423
01:20:15,125 --> 01:20:16,208
你的證據在這兒

1424
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,625
你這人渣

1425
01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:29,125
阿龍

1426
01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:31,792
阿龍

1427
01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:32,958
阿龍你不要死

1428
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:33,792
你不要死！

1429
01:20:33,833 --> 01:20:35,292
你沒事吧？

1430
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:37,125
你死了我怎麼辦？

1431
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:38,083
大不了以後

1432
01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:39,375
我不再逼你看我的戲

1433
01:20:39,583 --> 01:20:41,042
你也不用拿錢給我媽

1434
01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:41,958
你想說甚麼…？

1435
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,667
你說呀！

1436
01:20:43,833 --> 01:20:44,583
你壓住…

1437
01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:45,250
弟弟

1438
01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,083
對不起…！

1439
01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:49,167
大哥

1440
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:50,833
剛才我以為你死了

1441
01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:54,375
幸好子彈剛剛擦過

1442
01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,250
可兒

1443
01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:57,833
我對你很失望

1444
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,875
你看上這個胖子哪一點？

1445
01:21:01,375 --> 01:21:01,917
甚麼？

1446
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:05,500
你看上這個醜胖子哪一點？

1447
01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:06,375
我胖？

1448
01:21:06,542 --> 01:21:07,500
你說他胖？

1449
01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:09,333
我就是喜歡胖子，怎麼了？

1450
01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:10,042
對！

1451
01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:10,745
對！

1452
01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:11,458
看看你…！

1453
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:12,875
你就像…

1454
01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:14,500
小牙簽…！

1455
01:21:14,542 --> 01:21:16,042
對！小牙簽！

1456
01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:17,458
小牙簽！

1457
01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:18,542
小牙簽！

1458
01:21:25,333 --> 01:21:27,125
我不知道你為甚麼纏著我

1459
01:21:28,042 --> 01:21:29,625
我是日本黑社會

1460
01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:32,292
你是香港的

1461
01:21:33,292 --> 01:21:36,458
老咬著我不放幹嗎？

1462
01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:38,083
去死吧！

1463
01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:40,042
活膩了嗎？

1464
01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:53,458
可兒！

1465
01:21:53,792 --> 01:21:54,667
沒事吧，可兒？

1466
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:01,208
小心！

1467
01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:26,792
可兒

1468
01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,208
來吧…！

1469
01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:04,417
臭婊子

1470
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:18,667
來

1471
01:24:00,292 --> 01:24:01,583
快點…

1472
01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:17,333
餐廳裡面的人聽著

1473
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,292
立即投降

1474
01:24:19,542 --> 01:24:21,500
警方已經將你們重重包圍

1475
01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:23,042
我們要逮捕你們了！

1476
01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:27,125
阿龍，我特意來日本挺你的

1477
01:24:27,167 --> 01:24:27,792
不要擔心

1478
01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:29,167
我們兄弟共同進退，一起扛！

1479
01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:30,750
這傻子，現在才來

1480
01:24:36,958 --> 01:24:37,953
瑪姬寶貝

1481
01:24:37,958 --> 01:24:39,625
日本警方這次反應夠快的了？

1482
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:41,500
朱警官把罪證放到網上

1483
01:24:41,583 --> 01:24:44,917
CNN、YouTube、Facobook、微信

1484
01:24:45,042 --> 01:24:46,500
所有人都看得見

1485
01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:49,667
你知道日本人很愛面子的

1486
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:51,500
我也很愛我的命

1487
01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:52,292
慢慢開

1488
01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:54,042
我們還要留著命去泡溫泉

1489
01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:56,542
看前面！

1490
01:25:05,875 --> 01:25:06,667
阿龍

1491
01:25:07,292 --> 01:25:07,958
接著

1492
01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:18,292
來呀

1493
01:25:33,792 --> 01:25:34,625
阿龍

1494
01:25:51,375 --> 01:25:52,042
阿龍

1495
01:25:53,667 --> 01:25:54,333
阿龍

1496
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,167
來呀

1497
01:25:55,792 --> 01:25:57,042
過來

1498
01:26:07,542 --> 01:26:08,792
阿龍，小心！

1499
01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:16,625
阿龍，接住

1500
01:26:27,917 --> 01:26:28,542
阿龍

1501
01:26:28,708 --> 01:26:30,125
打爆那個小牙簽

1502
01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:42,333
來吧！

1503
01:27:32,542 --> 01:27:33,495
小心後面

1504
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:34,208
阿龍！

1505
01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:10,792
我死了！

1506
01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:16,875
阿成，你還好吧？

1507
01:28:29,708 --> 01:28:31,375
你的駕照在淘寶淘回來的嗎？

1508
01:28:31,417 --> 01:28:32,667
淘回來？

1509
01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:34,208
我昨天才領的

1510
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:37,667
阿龍，你還要打多久呀？

1511
01:28:37,708 --> 01:28:38,625
加把勁

1512
01:28:38,667 --> 01:28:40,083
我這邊頂不住了

1513
01:28:58,292 --> 01:28:59,167
等等！

1514
01:29:02,625 --> 01:29:04,500
你輸了，壞蛋！

1515
01:29:04,542 --> 01:29:07,875
我是小牙簽…

1516
01:29:07,917 --> 01:29:08,875
放過我吧

1517
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:21,250
小心呀！

1518
01:29:36,917 --> 01:29:37,917
他跟我混的

1519
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:24,292
好了…沒事…

1520
01:30:24,542 --> 01:30:25,833
不要說話

1521
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:36,792
幹甚麼？

1522
01:30:36,958 --> 01:30:37,750
不說話

1523
01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:40,375
我當然知道，我叫你不要說的

1524
01:30:43,208 --> 01:30:44,958
那你想說甚麼？

1525
01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:48,000
是我錯了

1526
01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:52,708
也不是每次都是你的錯

1527
01:30:56,208 --> 01:30:57,083
夠了！

1528
01:30:57,375 --> 01:30:57,953
阿龍

1529
01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,833
日本警方在趕來了

1530
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,250
讓他們捉到

1531
01:31:01,417 --> 01:31:02,870
審問到下一個世紀

1532
01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:03,792
都回不去香港

1533
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:04,833
快走

1534
01:31:08,833 --> 01:31:09,417
出發

1535
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:10,083
泡溫泉

1536
01:31:10,208 --> 01:31:11,167
好！

1537
01:31:14,917 --> 01:31:16,792
沒事…

1538
01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:19,500
不用怕！

1539
01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:21,750
抱緊我就好了

1540
01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:25,583
我這次死都不會放手的

1541
01:31:31,167 --> 01:31:32,625
最重要人沒事！

1542
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,458
不要抱太實

1543
01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:37,042
不要捏我的脖子，可兒…

1544
01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,333
別捏我的脖子！

1545
01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:42,167
原來世界上除了直線

1546
01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:45,458
還有曲線、圓圈、方形等不同形狀

1547
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:46,750
就像生活當中

1548
01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:48,958
不應用一個方法解決問題

1549
01:31:49,292 --> 01:31:51,208
因為只要學懂包容和尊重

1550
01:31:51,542 --> 01:31:52,667
其實胖或瘦

1551
01:31:52,750 --> 01:31:53,917
又有甚麼分別呢？

1552
01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:55,292
就像水一樣

1553
01:31:55,875 --> 01:31:56,875
你是甚麼形狀

1554
01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:58,708
水就變成甚麼形狀

1555
01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:02,500
這句說話是否由250磅的朱福龍說

1556
01:32:02,667 --> 01:32:03,958
還重要嗎？