"Celebrating 15 years of GINTAMA anime"
"Presented by GINTAMA Theatrical Production Committee"
The land of the samurai.
There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
Those dream-filled blue skies upon which the samurai once gazed
are now filled with ships from strange worlds.
The streets where the samurai once proudly walked
are now filled with swaggering, arrogant aliens.
Hey, dammit!
But a select few rose up to face this crisis,
one unprecedented in the Edo of old...
They were the samurai.
No...
They were the Z Warriors!
- Part 1: The Super Long Story! - "Part 1: The Super Long Story"
So, planets out there in the universe have a thing called Altana,
a sort of energy that's like that world's life force.
On Earth, it's also known as ley lines.
That energy led to the birth of the immortal fiend known as Utsuro.
As a result of living life after life, an existence of never-ending suffering,
Utsuro developed multiple separate personalities.
One of these was teacher of Gintoki and the others
and founder of the Shoka Sonjuku school,
Shoyo Yoshida.
With the goal of destroying the entire planet, himself included,
Utsuro waged war against the known universe.
The people of Edo resisted with all their might,
and at the end of a fierce battle,
the Odd Jobs and their allies showed real strength
and forced Utsuro to fall into the ley lines.
It was then that, having used up all his energy to contain the ley lines,
the dog deity called Sadaharu entered a long coma.
Later, the members of the Odd Jobs
found their respective goals and set off on their own paths.
- "Two Years Later" - And so, two years passed...
I'm gonna do it!
I will become the Pirate King!
Huh? No, wait.
Not that "two years later."
We've done so many two- and five-year timeskips,
it's hard to keep the story straight at this point.
Ah, here! This is it!
Let's see...
Kagura looked to find a way to return Sadaharu to normal,
while Shinpachi remained in Edo.
Meanwhile, Gintoki, having foreseen Utsuro's return,
made the rounds of the gates, the openings in various, scattered areas
from which the ley lines' power erupts.
Utsuro's genes continued to survive deep underground within the ley lines.
Over two years, they rebuilt his physical form,
and he was reborn at a remote ley line.
Gintoki wandered the lands with Utsuro, who grew rapidly, in tow.
One day, it became clear that the body
housed a personality that could be Shoyo.
However, Utsuro was captured by the Death Star Sect,
led by the remnants of the Tendoshuu.
To prevent them from gaining a perfect immortal,
he left his heart alone with Gintoki.
In order to complete Utsuro's recovery,
and by extension their own immortality,
the Sect sets its sights on Earth's Altana.
At the ruins of the Shoka Sonjuku, Gintoki is reunited with Takasugi,
who has used the bones of senior student Oboro
to become partially immortal.
In order to thwart the Sect's plans,
Gintoki and Takasugi head for Edo.
Upon returning to Edo,
Gintoki spots the older Shinpachi and Kagura
but doesn't make contact.
Meanwhile, Katsura, the first Prime Minister,
uses his office to investigate the Sect's actions.
In order to draw out the Sect,
Takasugi blows up the Terminal and attempts to assassinate Katsura.
Katsura uses the assassination as cover
to relinquish his position as Prime Minister.
The pupils of the Shoka Sonjuku school once again come together.
Even the Shinsengumi,
who were pretending to have disbanded, regroup.
Meanwhile, the gorilla was holding a wedding ceremony.
After much ado, the ship carrying Kondo
attacks the Sect's Mobile Cathedral Kuyo,
causing the wreckage to fall atop the Terminal.
Kondo reunites with the Shinsengumi.
However, the Sect occupies the Terminal,
and the city is plunged into danger.
Edo is once again faced with harm.
This is when Shinpachi, Kagura,
and the residents of Kabuki District gather in front of Odd Jobs
and set off to battle.
To fulfill the wishes of, and save, their teacher,
Gintoki, Takasugi, and Katsura decide to rescue Utsuro.
The Terminal would be the battlefield.
Will the Z Warriors be able to reclaim the future?
Nobody could pay attention to the recap with those visuals!
- Wolf Fang Fist! - "Wolf Fang Fist"
Not only was it way too long,
the art style made it look like it was for a completely different show!
It looked like some fan-made Dragon Ball anime!
Dragen Bell? What are you talking about, Katsurass?
I'm not Katsurass! I'm Katsura!
So the anime staff have finally gotten serious, huh?
Free from the shackles of TV production,
they've finally started putting some effort into the animation.
This is what the animation staff are truly capable of.
They're just drawing while holding Dragon Balls in their left hands!
And why do I have to be Yamcha while this fool is Vegeta?!
That makes me look like a total loser!
So stupid! I'm not playing along with your nonsense.
It pains me to say it, but you're virtually identical.
And when did you become a master at growing a widow's peak?
You guys just don't get it, do you?
We've gone beyond the final TV episode,
beyond the manga's ending scams,
and finally reached this point...
this new world: the movie theater!
And it's up to us to show those in attendance here today...
our power, and the power of Akira Toriyama!
Shoyo, looks like things worked out somehow, huh?
Yes! No matter what anyone says,
things did work out somehow!
Got that right!
And this marks the end of the cinematic exploits
of Gintoki and his companions.
Their path ahead is sure to be rife with trials and tribulations,
but they will no doubt be able to overcome them.
They will be fine, for they have the Silver Balls.
What the hell are Silver Balls?
Galick Gun!
Kakarot!
Are they balls that can grant wishes?
Or are they the same as the pea you call a brain?
If balls that convenient really existed,
none of us would be here in this position right now.
And yet, I'd like to be grateful.
We managed to get this far on our own two feet.
With our own power,
with these very hands of ours...
we will take back everything...
we lost.
That's how we, the students of Shoyo, do things, right?
"GINTAMA"
"Part 2: Fate"
Fire!
Eliminate them!
Bring the hammer down upon those heretics
who would interfere with our divine summon...
Divine summoning?
That's rich, coming from a bunch of fools looking for immortality on the cheap!
Look. Their ship is down,
but it's still drawing Altana from the Earth
through the Terminal's core.
The Seireimon Gate is still operating?
And with that Altana,
even an incomplete god without a heart
can be brought back to life?
I'm more surprised that so many people
want to live forever in this awful world.
My life has put me through more than enough joys and sorrows.
If I can overcome that last, final trial with you all...
I won't mind if my life is to end right here!
Would our meeting be one of the joys?
Or is it one of the sorrows?
There's no telling at this point,
but there is one thing that's for sure...
We hated and tried to kill each other,
but still our ties couldn't be broken.
I'm sick of you idiots,
and I'm sick of being given the runaround by you fools.
I sure hope this life is the last one you ruin for me!
That so?
Too bad for you, though.
You guys can't die just yet.
I won't let you.
I get how they feel.
I don't want to die. I want to keep on living.
Because there's this fool of a teacher who's put me through so much,
and this other idiot who just threw me like a sack of potatoes,
and I'm not done beating them up.
I have some things I'd like to say to Sensei as well.
Same here. A great many things.
How long will you have to beat him up to feel better?
An eternity wouldn't be long enough!
Zura!
To the people occupying the Terminal
you are completely surrounded.
Resistance is futile.
Give yourselves up now!
If you don't...
Shoot them down!
If you don't,
let me express my gratitude.
Thanks to you all,
our country has become this strong!
Go!
Those guys...
Let's go!
Decades have passed since you Amanto came to Earth.
We have lived
lives full of doubt and agony!
But now we can say this...
those days have not been in vain!
Amidst all that we've lost,
we have found that which is important
that which we must protect!
Our shadows on the ground
have showed us the way to the light!
So we won't fear you anymore.
We'll meet you head on, fair and square!
- Welcome to the land of the samurai. - Welcome to the land of the samurai.
A land whose people possess minds of steel...
A land whose people possess souls of silver.
- We're glad to have you! - We're glad to have you!
Gintoki!
Pops! We could use some help!
Split up the enemy's defenses around the Terminal!
Screw that tedious crap.
We'll just attack the mothership on top!
Right now, that ship
contains all the Altana it's taken in from the Terminal!
If you attack it now, there's no telling what will happen.
Just leave it to us!
Yo. You took your time.
You took so long,
I thought you guys had turned tail and run for it.
Can't have a party without the guests of honor,
- know what I'm saying? - Well, well...
So you finally admit that the Odd Jobs are better than you, huh?
The hell are you talking about?
I'm just saying, if we're gonna raise hell,
it'd be more fun to do it
with the most nasty devils around.
I guess that means we're out, then.
Let's go...
To see our guests of honor,
and raise hell one last time!
This is shaping up to be a long, dragged-out battle.
We should fall back and regroup.
Even if we do succeed in reviving Utsuro,
it would be for naught if we lost the Sect in the process.
We'd lose the ability to produce the elixir and our chance to return to power.
No need to worry.
Everything is going as planned.
It really does seem as though Utsuro
can only be fueled by the Altana on Earth.
Look! Our god is truly pleased!
Is the Altana he's absorbing...
...reconstructing his heart?
The time is nigh. Very soon,
our god will awaken.
Isn't that enough?
Prolonging this any further will make it harder for us to leave.
Prepare to withdraw!
You cannot control your bodies, is it?
It happened to me too.
We Tendoshu self-destructed by stealing Utsuro's blood,
but that very same blood brought us back.
We were being kept alive, being used,
and being controlled
by Utsuro's genes from the moment we took them in.
We have always been a part of Utsuro.
And now it falls upon us to execute his will.
Hand over the heart.
It doesn't belong in your hands.
They are meant to hold better things.
Since we had the same teacher,
you and I were fated to cross swords.
If I could do it all over again...
I...
I would've loved to be one of you guys...
I have my own,
and you have your own
things to take back, right?
Takasugi,
I...
Let's get a move on.
- Takasugi. - What?
There's nothing left for me to take back.
Whatever I lost has come back to me.
It's all right here.
And I'm here to make sure I don't lose any of it ever again.
Gintoki! Takasugi!
Zura!
Jump!
You're stepping on me.
Now we're even.
You're the last person I wanna owe anything.
What a coincidence. I could say the same...
Takasugi?
It's over. You people cannot beat me.
Did you catch a glimpse of the Utsuro within me?
Utsuro rules over and decides all.
His designs are inescapable...
Just like fate.
That so?
Is this what you're telling me, then?
That I'm only standing here, undying,
because Utsuro led me here?
Wrong.
I...
We weren't led here by anyone.
We stand before you of our own free will.
Go!
I'm taking this back.
You are... Hitsugi, was it?
One of the Three Crows in Tenshoin Naraku.
Why would you go so far?
Why do you want the heart of your former chief, Utsuro, so badly?
Hand over the heart.
Kagura!
I'm fine! Go on ahead!
Hand over... the heart!
Why?
Naraku has already fallen apart as an organization!
And yet you still want to bring Utsuro back,
even if you have to reduce Edo to rabble?
The only one...
The only one who can save him...
is me!
You...
Don't tell me...
Make use of me.
You...
It's futile.
You can't take us down with your inferior blood.
Die.
Then let's go ahead and see whose blood, mine or yours,
will dry up first.
This will go right down to the wire.
Do it.
What's going on?
Gintoki...
How foolish!
Unable to watch your friend sacrifice himself,
you lost a golden opportunity to take me down.
That sort of miracle won't ever happen for you again!
Gin!
Hey.
No need to scream. I can hear you just fine.
Curse you!
Sadaharu?
Sadaharu!
Sadaharu...
You've been waiting to meet Gin just like us, haven't you?
Sadaharu...
Sadaharu!
S... Sadaharu.
You've finally come back to us.
To help us...
To help Gin.
- Sadaharu! - Something came out!
Hold it! Sadaharu's back,
but did he just... eat Gin?
Did he swallow him whole?
It's understandable.
Sadaharu just recovered. He needs nutrition.
He didn't come to help, then. He just showed up 'cause he was hungry!
Don't worry. Gin's a piece of trash.
Can't be digested. He'll show up soon enough.
Gin!
What kind of hell reunion is this?
Gin... Gin!
What do you want?
Sorry. Got the wrong guy.
Some complete random just came out of there!
And went right back!
A parasite, maybe. He's always eaten stuff off the ground.
What kind of parasite looks like it needs to pay rent?
That was a great bath.
They're coming out one after another!
What's this, a bathhouse? Is there an entire world in there?
Excuse me! Did you happen to see a silver-haired man inside?
Silver-haired?
Oh, you mean the newbie?
That kid took a different exit, saying he didn't wanna be covered in filth.
He was covered in filth anyway!
Gin...
Remember what I said?
If you ever found something you really needed to do, I'd close up shop?
Does the fact that you're here...
mean that you've gone back to having nothing?
No.
We're here for something we need to do.
Gin, we weren't Odd Jobs because we had nothing to do.
We were just fine with anything.
We were fine with anything...
As long as we could be here
with you and everyone else.
That's why we will...
always be Odd Jobs!
Sheesh.
You've gone and grown so much in the time I was gone.
My back hurts.
Mind giving me a hand?
Come on, you sound pathetic.
And you call yourself Odd Jobs?
Surely your list of services includes compassion?
Give me an employee's discount.
Apparently, it's not that we've grown.
Gin's just regressed.
Completely
No, did you shrink for real?
Hey, you better knock it off.
Or my long, Shun Oguri legs will kick your ass.
More like Short Oguri!
What's going on? What happened to you?
Huh? Did I get a little digested in Sadaharu?
Digested?
Did you see anything else come out before me?
A couple of geezers out of the bath!
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Gintoki Sepia! Gintoki Shepia!
Sepia? Shepia?
You can't just split off from me.
Only when together are we...
- Ginto3. - Wait, your name's Ginto3?
Get back in here! Gimme back my long legs!
No way! I'm never going back to being that awful leg!
I've always wanted to complain about you sticking your bare feet in boots!
What's wrong with him?
Why's he adding to his character profile in the final movie?
That's bad!
Hurry up, Gin!
We're right back to square one!
Pachi-boy, we have no choice.
We need to get Gintoki Sakata reconstructed inside of Sadaharu!
What the heck?
Oh, jeez!
Whatever happens, happens!
- Come back to us, - Come back to us,
- Gintoki Sakata! - Gintoki Sakata!
That man...
had eyes too fierce to be a samurai,
but too focused to be a thug.
Just like always.
Are you...
"Lake Toya"
Dammit!
I got all the way up there,
and I have to do it all over again?
You seem to be in a hurry.
I can give you a ride to the final boss for cheap.
H-Hero MADAO?
I quit being the hero. I'm starting over from scratch again.
H-Hurry up and get in, you stupid Earthlings!
Hey! Let me in!
-Hey! -Stay away!
Let me in if you're in there!
You people couldn't have done it.
You finally met your teacher again...
How could you have put an end to him?
You were trying to prevent Utsuro's return?
Finally...
At long last, he can rest.
Now that I have this body, which refuses to die even when rotten,
I finally understood the pain...
of being eternal...
I caught just a glimpse of his deep solitude.
I pray that at least in the end,
he can go out humanely.
Ow...
Go, quickly!
Gin!
Who brought me back?
Was it you?
Utsuro...
I have inherited your blood.
Wh-What is your desire?
Revenge on mankind? The destruction of the universe?
Whatever it is, I shall follow you and...
There is only one thing I desire.
But it seems I have a job to do first.
Sensei?
You're Sensei... right?
Please don't look so sad.
I...
We will protect you from anything and anyone.
So please...
Come back...
with us... to the Shoka Sonjuku School.
I have so much...
so much to tell you.
And it's my job... to attend to you...
Sen... sei...
I...
I'm not the kind of person you should call Sensei anymore.
I can no longer go back to being Shoyo Yoshida.
Forgive me.
You were the ones I truly wished to protect,
but I couldn't help a single one of you.
Forgive me.
There's no need to apologize.
Shoyo...
I knew all along that you couldn't protect a thing.
How I waited for this moment.
Just like you waited for that one back then,
I waited for the moment
you would let your guard down,
hiding inside...
this dear pupil of yours.
Shinpachi! Kagura!
Damn it all!
Two years ago,
as you rejected me and the end, I believe I gave you some advice.
So long as you live, the tragedies will continue to occur.
I can hear his voice extremely clearly.
It says he wants to put an end...
to anything and everything.
Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
Let's end this...
using our swords.
You still draw that twig?
Utsuro.
We may have to put a bunch of these twigs together to do it,
but we'll take back what we lost that day.
That's a promise.
It will happen.
Your little promise has long been broken.
By the very man you call your friend.
Utsuro,
no matter what tragedies may befall that guy,
he's not the type to say he wants to end things.
You know what he's more likely to say at times like these?
I'll simply destroy...
this rotten world you still walk freely upon.
Utsuro...
You're not the only one in here.
Where is Shoyo?
Where is his corpse?
A corpse?
There was never one here to begin with.
The one lying flat on the ground
was you, Utsuro.
Sensei...
Problem student that I was,
it seems I had some homework left to do.
Go.
Don't worry.
You have many more students
than just us.
I'll leave you to them.
You aren't some immortal monster anymore.
The moment you entered his body, you were done for.
I'll put an end to you just like you wish, Utsuro.
And end this ridiculous sob story while I'm at it!
But can you kill me?
You wanted to save him, didn't you?
You wanted to protect him, didn't you?
I learned that all too well on our travels here.
If you kill your master for your friends,
and then kill your friend for your master...
What will that leave you with?
Nothing.
You'll be nothing but a hollow void.
Do you have what it takes to live through that void?
I...
I will never be empty inside.
What I wanted to protect
is right here with me.
Humans are hollow beings.
But because they know that, they take root in the hearts of others,
never fading, even after death,
and continue to live forever, is it?
The score is now 246-247.
How the mighty have fallen.
This was our last duel,
but I let someone else fight in my stead and lost.
It was your sword that took him down.
And the one who protected Shoyo and me was you.
Nothing could feel worse than a victory given to me out of pity.
I couldn't make you cut Sensei down again.
Compared to him,
I was a much easier target, wasn't I?
Yeah.
Ain't any other stupid mugs I've come to love punching in as much as yours.
It was the same when we were kids.
We fought every time we met.
I figured growing up some would fix that,
but we remained brats all the way.
And in your case, you didn't even grow.
I did.
Maybe this is just how we were fated to be.
And that's not too bad.
But, Takasugi,
you know what?
As much as we loved to fight each other,
I would've...
loved to drink with you just as much.
That's not us.
Instead of wasting time on drinks,
I would've used it to beat you as many times as I could.
But I'll give it a rest now.
Get going.
You aren't empty.
You still have...
plenty left to protect with that thing, right?
Takasugi...
Gintoki,
this crushed left eye of mine
closed forever on that day,
with the last thing it saw etched into the back of its eyelid.
I've lived my life staring at your gloomy face from back then,
and I'm sick of it.
So at least when my right eye closes,
don't go looking like a goddamned fool.
The kid...
who stood tall before me when we first met,
the man I always wanted to beat,
the man I spent my whole life chasing,
is better than that, isn't he?
Wait for me in hell, Takasugi.
I won't let you run away.
I'll beat you for sure next time.
Bring it on...
Oh no!
That ship sucked up too much Altana!
Why are you helping me?
I am the root cause of all this calamity.
If you see someone in need,
help them out and then scram with all their money.
That's what Gintoki Sakata has taught us over the years.
Besides...
I've always wanted to talk to the person
who made him who he is.
No, it's the other way around.
If I hadn't met them, I would've remained as empty as void.
They made me human.
But my existence only served to shackle them down.
I have no right to call myself their teacher.
Even so...
Even if everything you said is true,
it's because of you that we got to meet Gintoki Sakata.
I've always wanted to meet you
and say...
Thank you.
I'm sure Gin and the others feel the same way.
Gintoki! Takasugi!
Do you hear me? Are you all right?
We've taken over Kuyo.
The enemy is in tatters, too.
But the Terminal is still running out of control.
It's only a matter of time before it collapses with this ship.
Get out of there at once!
Zura! Running away won't help!
If the Terminal goes down, the Altana inside will go berserk.
If worse comes to worst, this entire planet could blow!
But... is there nothing we can do?
Could you let me handle this?
Who are you?
I'll use the weapons on-board this ship.
I'll fire all the Altana it has mined back down via the Terminal,
using the Altana within me.
But even if that quells its rage, the Terminal won't be left standing.
Can I ask you to handle the evacuations,
my school's biggest prodigy?
I know you can do it.
You all should live on.
All hands, evacuate!
We're getting out of the Terminal as quickly as we can!
Zura! Use our ships!
Well, there you have it.
You should hurry up and escape too.
Shoyo-sensei!
It's so ironic.
I hated my eternal life, but now time is not on my side.
But that boy granted me what little life I have left.
They have paved the path to the future...
You are that future, and it falls upon me to protect you all.
Please last as long as you can, my life. Every second counts.
Mere seconds aren't enough.
But if we add up all our lives,
we can buy you enough time to see your stupid student's face.
You kids...
We're sorry, but we really,
really can't just leave like that.
Didn't I say that?
Our job isn't complete until we scram with all your money.
If the future's within our reach,
then we'll grab it and scram.
That's the Odd Jobs way.
Let us join you, then.
This sect...
They'd been collecting Altana from several planets
to mass-produce their elixirs.
If we fire it all in, then you'll have time not just to see him,
but even smack your stupid student on the head.
Fire it all in? How, exactly?
Just so you know,
I can't operate anything other than my outdated cellphone.
Modern tech's too overwhelming, right?
Says the guy with the robot body.
Well, leave that to me.
Machines are the same as people.
When they don't listen to you,
you kick their ass!
Hey, you crazies!
All this violence won't just get you blocked,
it'll make even Siri snap and start cussing us out!
Oh, but all our feelings combined are nothing to scoff at.
Even without a cellphone, they're sure to get through!
Hey.
You guys...
Back on your feet. Let's go!
Gintoki, keep going.
He... and the rest of the Odd Jobs should be down that way.
If there's anything you've left undone, take care of it at once.
O Mister Shoka Sonjuku's Biggest Prodigy,
weren't you tasked with getting everyone to safety?
Everyone has evacuated already...
Other than you troublemakers, that is.
Zura, Takasugi's...
Perhaps Sensei didn't know...
that back then, whenever you two got up to mischief,
there was another troublemaker
cleaning up your messes.
Isn't that right, Gintoki?
If he... If you two are getting up to one last act of mischief,
then I can't leave this place until I've cleaned up your mess.
Zura...
Live or die, we're in this together, eh?
Then you have to make sure you come back alive, eh, Gintoki?
Relax!
I'll rescue you from the depths of Hell if I have to.
So...
Go raise all the hell you want...
- Including our fallen friend's share! - Including our fallen friend's share!
Sogo!
- Go! - Go!
Shoyo, I've always wanted to show you this.
A lot's happened since back then, and now...
I run an Odd Jobs business with these guys.
Yes, I got a good look,
Odd Jobs Gintoki Sakata...
You've grown into a fine man.
Gintoki.
The people here must be to you what you were to me.
Just as the eternal monster from that day
became human by meeting you... meeting you kids,
the little monster with the sad eyes from that day
has also become human, hasn't he?
Data transfer complete.
Good morning, Fuyo No. 0.
Where am I?
Master Gengai's robot warehouse.
You were damaged in the war and fell into a lengthy sleep.
I'm your clone,
and during that time, I collected all the data for you.
My name is Tamako.
I'm very sorry...
It seems my circuitry is still a bit awry.
How long did I spend asleep?
"Part 3:"
"Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be Trusted"
Is this really Edo?
No, it is called Tokyo now.
Following the war,
Edo was reborn and entered a period of sustained development.
But Tokyo wouldn't be what it is today
without the efforts you all put in.
So the world has returned to peace.
"Welcome to Kabuki First District!"
But...
It no longer appears to be the world I know.
What became of everyone after the war?
You already know the answer to that.
What?
Tama.
Tama?
Shinpachi!
When you finally wake up
and obtain this data, who knows how much time will have passed?
Just what did we fight against?
What did we defeat?
Or were we defeated ourselves?
There's still no clear answer to that, but we did make it back.
Back to Edo,
and back to our usual lives.
But when I saw Gin's slightly sad smile,
I started to fully realize...
the significance of the things we'd regained
and the things we'd lost.
I wonder...
if he'll be back...
Where do you think you're sleeping, Gin?
Ugh! I stepped on his puke!
I was wondering where you'd run off to,
and you were out drinking it up again?!
Shut up. This is my own place.
I'm free to come home when I want and puke where I want.
Hey! Don't make an even bigger mess—
- I see. - Who said you can take my seat?
What are you talking about?
I'm the leader because I kept Odd Jobs going while you guys were away!
And you're starting over as a lackey! This was your idea!
I said nothing of the sort.
You were the one who said you'd start over as a glasses frame.
I did not say that! I think you need to start over from your dad's skin!
You go start over from your old man's glasses case.
That'd just make me my old man's glasses!
And just sleep in your bed...
Don't just waltz into a lady's room!
How many times do I need to tell you?
Since I came back second, I'm the COO,
and this is my room now!
Uh, COO? You blew away the CEO too, you know?
CEOs everywhere are just figureheads. They're all Lay-Z good for nothings.
The real power rests in the hands of strong women like Goriki and myself.
Might just makes right wherever you go.
Goriki and you are very different definitions of strong!
And she was never a COO!
Put that worthless fool in the closet where he belongs.
Uh, Goriki Muscles-Carter, the closet was a no-go too.
Damn it! Knock it off, you louts!
Where do I belong in this place, then?
Guess I'll go ahead and mark all my spots.
You wanna die, lackey?
But still, we remain the same as always,
and it must be because all four of us are back together again.
Good grief.
I was hoping you'd have made a bunch of money to pay off your rent,
but it looks like two years passed
while you were sitting around picking your nose.
I'll let the new CEO handle the rent.
Could you not force me into the role whenever things go south?
Leave it to me, your leader.
I'll handle the right nostril, and Gin can take the left one.
Shinpachi can do the rest.
Do something other than picking your nose!
Idiots. And here I thought Shinpachi and Kagura had grown.
But the moment you come back, they're right back to square one.
One bad apple can spoil the barrel, as they say.
I'd rather be one of those sweet canned apples than one in a barrel.
Makes sense.
If you're locked up in the can,
you can go bad and it won't affect the whole.
Can we stop assuming that I'm a bad apple?
Everyone busted our balls,
but nobody asked any questions about why we came back here.
Because the answer's already obvious.
Let me ask you a question in turn.
Why do I travel across space to come see you here?
- Because you're bald. - Leave my scalp alone.
Or maybe it's because...
- you're bald. - Again, that's not it.
There's no particular reason.
You don't need one to see family.
This is the same.
If you want to stay here and be Odd Jobs again,
you don't need a reason anymore.
But that's also why that disastrous brother of yours
might show up here without a reason.
Kagura said Umibozu looked a little sad as he left with those words...
and pretty damn bald.
Well, whatever.
I won't complain as long you as pay rent.
They say we've entered a new era and all.
Surely there'll be some good news to kick it off.
- "EDO News: Rebuilding the Terminal" - Have a look at this.
Can you believe how well the rebuild of the Terminal is going?
No matter how many obstacles we have to face,
as long as we never give up,
we should be able to get back up as many times as it takes.
So please, everyone...
Princess Soyo, I hate to interrupt, but we're here to ask you
about the assassination of former PM, Donald Zuramp.
Rumors say you masterminded it. Is it true?
If you believe the princess to be the kind of person
to kill those in her way,
then you stand here ready to die, I take it?
Nobume...
A-An assassin! Those rumors were true!
Edo only managed to get back on its feet
thanks to these girls.
Actually, I'm sure they had on their side
those three men, and...
One more person.
You fools!
These little girls could never do the great Zuramp in!
That man continues to watch over this nation as a heroic spirit!
Never forget!
If you stray from the right path,
I will return to punish you!
- I am the Heroic Patriot ObaZ! - Heroic Patriot ObaZ
And so, Katsura died.
Don't take over the narration and kill people off!
We don't even know that's Katsura!
It's obviously him, though!
That idiot's already braindead. Let him go.
And this... narration thing you've been doing? When's that gonna end?
You heard all that? Talk about embarrassing!
No, I just wanted to make something to tell Tama what happened.
You trying to forcefully wrap up this story with a sappy narration?
Too long; didn't listen.
You need to keep these things concise.
Tama.
A lot's happened since then,
but I just want you to know this...
- Everybody died. - Don't take the easy way out!
What's the problem? Everyone dies eventually.
It's too lazy!
Tama will want more details on what happened!
Shinpachi's right.
Everything that happened while she wasn't around,
and the emotions we felt...
I want her to know all of it.
The egg rolls were yum.
Nobody gives a solitary shit!
I hope you saw all that.
"Without supervision, people will even stoop
- to falsifying endings." - Who?
Not me!
Society needs watchful eyes
that can monitor people and nations across eras.
And the only one capable of that is the Heroic Spirit...
ObaZ, and ObaZ alone!
We ignore him, and he even sneaks in here?
Either way, that takes care of one problem.
Who's next?
Quit trying to force an everbody died ending!
And that...
would be the last time he played the straight man.
I'm not dead!
Don't worry! I'm not handing over the narration!
The Zuramp Administration handed things over to the next generation,
and with that, the Shinsengumi returned to power.
I'd like to say, Welcome back,
but what you've returned to...
is a warzone.
Are you prepared to die?
Then drink until you drop!
There are no breaks in their war.
A life like that can get overwhelming at times,
but they'll be fine, because they have her.
The woman who once rebuffed all the moves Kondo tried on her
now supports him wholly in both his professional and personal life.
I'm a little saddened by that, but I'll accept it for Sis's happiness.
Ah, maybe I have grown from boy to man.
Have a taste of the straight man's comeback, then!
Are you the one bullshiting the narration?
Just kidding.
It's just, when I see my future brother-in-law,
I get this urge to play around with him.
Stop that. I'm right here.
And you, Sis!
Why are you going along with the fake narration?
Huh? I did nothing of the sort.
I was just...
Yo, Gorilla.
Didn't I say you'd have to pay triple price
if you showed your face here again?
You were saying some crazy things during the narration!
Yes.
My wallet—No, the government's coffers...
belong to you now.
Take this.
It's a B'z concert ticket.
Damn, Gorilla, you're naughty.
Not as much as you, Otae.
This is just footage of official corruption!
You used the narration to hide it, huh?
Hey. You ate up all that screen time,
and what you did is still stupid, what did you do, idiots?
Master, that was a bit better, no?
I don't need a fake narration,
as long as I have this.
You're wrapping things up? Okay, you get one minute.
"Special Police Shinsengumi"
Things went back to how they used to be.
But that only signaled...
the start of a new battle for the Shinsengumi.
Special: Shinsengumi Kenpucho
Forget ending, we're getting a new preview!
What is the Shinsengumi's new battle?
Who is their new foe?
That's not new at all! We saw him earlier!
What is the Shinsengumi's new weapon?
- Hey, what happened... - "Sagaru Yamazaki Develops..."
- to Blandy? - "108 split personalities when revived!"
It ain't easy being Vice Chief, huh?
But I'll keep the Shinsengumi going,
just like you would have...
Hijikata...
You're falsifying the narration too?
What do you louts think you're doing instead of working?
Kill yourselves to atone for your lack of discipline!
Hijikata, everything's over after this movie.
We won't get paid for any extra work.
I mean, just look at Yamazaki.
He's playing mechabaddi with the Mechazakis.
Again... What the hell is mechabaddi?
What the hell are Mechazakis?!
Vice Chief, Vice Chief!
We get that none of you guys have any idea how to wrap things up.
Just take this.
Now pose.
Good. Keep it up.
Don't just walk away!
Why the hell did you make me do this?
The Shinsengumi was... y'know.
"Y'know" what? Who sums anything up like that?
Don't be so on edge, Hijikata.
This is the end. Take it easy.
There is no end to the police's job!
I see.
So it's the police's job to shout and cause mayhem
at a private establishment?
If so, then I shall do my job as well.
Kyubei...
Go on, then. What is your job?
Why don't you show me...
Fruit platter.
- Say aah. - Aah.
Wait, your job's cabaret girl?!
When I invited her to come hang out, she insisted on helping.
I came up with a way to serve men without approaching them.
I can be ranked number one with this!
Don't make a girl who measures personal space with her sword
serve patrons!
It's a sales tactic.
In Yoshiwara, they often play hard-to-get,
making the customers more obsessed with them!
Otae. Cleanup completed.
Forget hard-to-get, this is hard-to-survive!
Gin... You can't...
And I have zero idea what this idiot's trying to do!
Hey, I came to hang out like you asked,
but there are no uggos here.
There's your order.
Tsukky! Kyu!
Kagura.
Have you been well?
Yup! You were all here, huh?
Yes. All of us.
Talk about a self-centered bunch.
They all show up to bask in the ending's spotlight.
But now, we can wrap up all their stories in the narration.
How do we do that, exactly?
Everybody got black-out drunk together?
Hey, that doesn't sound too bad.
It suits us perfectly, does it not?
Yeah... Same as always.
That might just be the perfect phrase for us.
Come on, keep it together!
Hey! What makes you think I'm not?
Want me to list all of Dragon Ball's adversaries to prove it
By saying that, you already proved that you don't!
Doctor G—
Hey, lady.
Ten more of this.
Come on, give it a rest.
We're poor now. We don't have any backers.
But food on Earth is so good.
Besides, they say you can't fight on an empty stomach.
Fight? We can't afford to.
Then... I'll look forward to when we can.
Here, lady.
Next time, I'll come to feast on Earth itself.
Yeesh. That's some big words.
Dream big, money or no money.
You nincompoop.
- G-Good job noticing us! - "Well done!"
"(lol)"
"Odd Jobs Gin"
"From Tatsuma Sakamoto"
"We haven't talked in a while."
"How have you been,"
"Peentoki?"
"I'm flying across the universe as always."
"Space really is the best."
"You should join me on a trip sometime, Cuntoki."
"The reason I'm writing to you"
"is because I have something to say."
"That day,"
"I promised to rescue you all,"
"but when I saw the Terminal crumble down,"
"'they ded lololol'"
"was my first thought."
"I don't mean this as consolation or anything."
"I truly believe he saved you back then."
"So you don't need to beat yourself up over it."
"Your teacher's soul lives on everywhere on Earth,"
"and he continues to watch over you, I'm sure."
"To my beloved friend,"
"Peencunfuku."
"P.S. here's something I heard when I ran into Zura the other day."
"The remnants of the Kiheitai are making strange moves, it seems."
"The gates?"
"Indeed."
"Who do you think you're mimicking?"
"She probably couldn't stand the fact that she was so powerless."
"But she was thankful"
"that she could see him smile again after he was a prisoner was so long."
"And she says..."
"it's her turn now."
"There is no chance of him coming back to life like Utsuro did."
"That was a miracle which only occurred"
"because Utsuro was born from Altana."
"That's just fine."
"This is how we,"
"the Kiheitai, atone for our sins."
"Takechi... You too?"
"You're abandoning me too?"
"Here's what I believe."
"Miracles aren't real."
"When a teacher protects his student,"
"you can't call that a miracle."
"That's..."
"just what they do."
"Ken Shimura"
Oh, you're here?
It's been a while since we came to see Father together.
Do you have any news for him?
Nah.
As he died, our father lamented the state of Edo's skies,
but to me, even these same old skies look a tad different now.
After all, we know...
that the people we care about live under these skies.
They might get cloudy at times,
but in our hearts...
Beneath my skies live all the people I love so much.
So, Tama,
even if you find yourself beneath unfamiliar skies,
please don't cry.
We'll always remain in your heart with you.
And if you'll believe in that,
then I'm sure...
we'll come to you and wipe your tears away.
"Odd Jobs Gin" "Snack Otose"
Let's keep going.
-After that, these girls went on to live as citizens of the modern age.
The world was entering a golden age of technology.
Machines, and not people, were to be the new leaders.
These girls were robots, so they lived happy lives.
And humans...
ended up unemployed.
Each and every one of them.
If nobody has a job, they can't call anyone out for being unemployed.
The jobless will blend in.
Everyone will be happy.
Every single person... can be happy...
Mister Hasegawa?
Why's he here in the future?
Tamako, let me tell you how this story really ends.
- "Unemployed. State: Dangerously Drunk" - Edo's going to turn into... hic...
Number 0... the data I gave you might have contained
some massive errors!
Massive errors?
- You're bullshitting the narration too? - You're bullshitting the narration too?
What the hell did you tell Tamako?!
No!
I was just saying how hard it was to find work after I quit being the hero...
My apologies. This world we perceived
was bugged out by the inclusion of Hasegawa's data.
The real world...
-Hey. Good morning.
You still look half-asleep.
Whatever.
We've got some urgent work to take care of.
Let's catch up later.
Huh? Wait, Gin!
Oh, and... you don't need us to wipe those tears away, right?
Looks like the clouds upstairs have stopped crying, too.
The skies have cleared up.
Let's go.
Hey, Gin, where are we going?
What's this urgent work we have?
- What was it? - You forgot? Wasn't it urgent?!
What was it, Leader?
Beats me.
Well, hey, it doesn't matter what.
After all,
we're the Odd Jobs!
GINTAMA The final
- "Teach us, Ginpachi-sensei" - Class 3-Z...
Teach us, Ginpachi-sensei!
Stand, bow, take your seats.
Listen up, kids.
Both the manga and movie have reached the final chapter.
So you guys, who'd been repeating year after year, finally get to graduate too.
On that note, say hello to the new transfer student, Hideaki Sorachi.
He says you can ask him anything right now and he'll answer.
Sensei! How are we supposed to communite with a gorilla?!
What's he saying? All I hear is "ooh".
- Me too? - Sensei,
a place with multiple gorillas is a zoo, not a school.
- May I go home? -Okay, I get it.
Kondo, Sorachi, and Otae, go home to your cages now.
Excuse me.
I can interpret for you if you'd like, Sensei.
You're the Sensei, Shoyo.
As someone who's been repeating eternity,
I can understand their language.
A guy who repeats forever is just an idiot, Shoyo.
This is the question Kondo has:
Getting kicked off of Jump, two final chapter scams,
and multiple delays... Why did all that happen?
I would never ask such a dangerous question! He really is an idiot, Sensei!
Oh, I see. Is that what happened?
Sensei! You didn't need an interpreter after all?!
It's a delicate matter, so I'll bananacoat it.
Sugarcoat it instead, Sensei.
- "I was busy playing Sekiro" - It's like this.
Sensei! The banana peel isn't working! The Sekiro is there for all to see!
Forget the banana.
It seems things got crazy after Isshin tore his way out of Genichiro's back.
Stop talking about Sekiro. It'll cause online drama.
- Anybody else got questions? - I'm too scared to ask!
Me, Sensei.
We never got any details about Gintoki Sakata's origins.
Who is he, actually?
There's a fan theory that says he's half-Amanto due to having silver hair.
Does that mean Sacchan with her purple hair
is half-Osakan hag?
Rude! And how can you even be half an Osakan hag?
Don't worry, Sarutobi. You aren't an Osakan hag.
You're only halfway there, so Nagoyan hag.
So I'm still a hag?!
Does that mean the silver-haired man is...
...half-Sugamo geezer?
I hate to say it, but you're all wrong.
Keep it between us,
but the bananacoated reason for the silver hair is...
- "Because manga" - Too blunt, Sensei!
Do your damn job, banana peel!
Any other questions?
Enough, Sensei! We'll just dig our own graves!
Okay. I shall turn everything hollow, then,
with this one question to end them all.
Bad news, Sensei.
Shoyo's other persona, Hollow Brain has come out.
He's going to ask something real bad!
Sorachi, do you...
...count bananas as snacks?
- Whoa, it's Shoyo! - Stay out of this, Shoyo!
What I want to ask is, do you count bananas as royalties?
Nah, bananas count as snacks, right?
Looks like both their questions are trash.
- Banana is royalties! - Banana is a snack!
Somebody stop those two... I mean, that one moron.
Any other questions?
Sensei! What was that ObaZ stuff all about?
You need to drop it already.
Sensei. In the end, am I dead?
Or am I alive? Which is it?
It's Takasugi! The one whose survival was left up in the air in the movie!
It was obviously left vague so people could have hope.
Are you prepared to accept reality, cruel as it may be?
Yeah.
"Okay, I'll just be honest and say"
- "I didn't want to waste pages on that." - Too blunt!
- "Rather than expand on Takasugi's fate," - Bananacoat it!
"I wanted to fit in as many jokes as I could."
Not that I care,
but we can decide if Takasugi's alive or dead by vote.
Don't use democracy to decide one's fate!
Okay. Was that bare butt Takasugi's ass or some random kid's ass?
Pick what you like.
Sensei, why are there two votes already?
- Sekiro for me, then. - Me too!
- Sensei. - Me three.
One vote for everybody died.
"FIN"
Voice Cast Hideaki Sorachi: Hideaki Sorachi