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像孩子依赖着肩膀

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像眼泪依赖着脸庞

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你就像天使一样

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给我依赖 给我

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-力量
-人生海海洗发精

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用了人生海海

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发量海海

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第五分队旋风

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持续席卷大街小巷

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夹娃娃店民众争先恐后

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抢夹他们的限量公仔

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第五分队里面
你们最喜欢哪一位啊？

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当然是我们的小佑佑！

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真的就叫你不要再问了啦 一直问

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对啦 没有错啦 真的啦

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他们五个都是吃我这家面长大的了

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健健康康 都考第一名啦

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你不要再问了啦 不要再问了

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我不想成名

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以前哦 你都不知道他们瘦得跟…

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第五分队今天为动物医院剪彩

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来看现场画面

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我今天非常荣幸可以邀到

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地表最帅的第五分队来帮我剪彩

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-谢谢你们愿意帮我站台
-应该的

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谢谢

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这是小狗狗吗？

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这个？这个不是小狗狗

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这个是地狱猫

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地狱猫

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地狱喵

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他们落魄了很久都没有人注意

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今天第一次上节目

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《康熙又来了》很荣幸请到他们

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跟我一起欢迎这五位超级英雄

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第五分队

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-欢迎
-嘿 好久不见了

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上次一起吃火锅是在什么时候呢？

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时间过得好快

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我有点想你

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你过得好吗？

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（人生有限 你的自传却有
无限种写法 你的故事是什么？）

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后来的我们

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又发生了好多新的改变

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该从哪里说起呢？

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我知道从这里开始

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你一定会喜欢

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坐好了

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我们开始了

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你们以为现在在开演唱会啊？

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五月天

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你们到现场了吗？

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啰里八嗦的 烦死人了

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靠 已经到500年了啦

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（地狱猫 又称玛莎 贝斯手）

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打斗对我来说

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就是以刚克刚

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（小佑佑 又称冠佑 鼓手）

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捡到100块

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这种等级的打斗 何必那么紧张？

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喂

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五月天

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你们那边现在情况怎么样啊？

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人多得跟摇滚区一样啊

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那就当是在开演唱会吧

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我和我最后的倔强

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预备

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唱！

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喂 长官？

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喂 长官？

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长什么长啊？你火锅订几点？

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-5点
-你打个电话延后一下啦

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你觉得我现在有空吗？

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我要吃火锅！

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你现在有空了吧？

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靠 便宜没好货

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今晚改吃外星串烧啦

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石头

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行了

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还是吃火锅吧

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看我的致命一击

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（五月天人生无限公司巡回演唱会）

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我们彻夜尽情狂欢

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跟孤单说再见

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我们都有觉悟

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要疯狂到日出

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我们天生就是…

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（人生）

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（人生）

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我很严肃

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这不能耽误

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这不能让步

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那现实中已经有太多让步

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嘿 派对动物

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别找退路

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不会跳舞

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就不要跳舞

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摇摆也幸福

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就闭着眼以空气吉他飙速

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嘿 派对动物

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不要认输

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你不孤独

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朋友满屋

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疯狂胡闹

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疯狂庆祝

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我们彻夜尽情狂欢

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好时光无穷无尽

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不愿被当宠物

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宁愿变成怪物

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我们彻夜尽情狂欢

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跟孤单说再见

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我们都有觉悟

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要疯狂到日出

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我们天生就是

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派对动物

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我们彻夜尽情狂欢

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好时光无穷无尽

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人生难得糊涂

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偶尔脱轨演出

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我们彻夜尽情狂欢

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跟孤单说再见

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我们都有觉悟

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要疯狂到日出

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我们天生就是

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派对动物

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派对动物

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（2018年 新年快乐）

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闭上眼 请你闭上眼

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问自己无数平凡日子里面

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选出你生命中最好的那一天

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再问你最糟的那天

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或许也留下什么让你改变

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后来你转了念

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贫瘠小行星 种一棵玫瑰

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困在囚房里听见音乐

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你开起了演唱会

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把相亲对象组成球队

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去夺下那世界杯

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也许是那天

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最好的一天

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最好的那一天

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庞大或卑微

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恒久或瞬间

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人间的挂碍

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都是相对

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你怀念昨天

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或期待明天

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或是任何还呼吸

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还生存的

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每个最好的

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今天

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我命中最美好的一天

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每一天都美好

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大家一起来

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当一座城墙只为了阻挡

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所有自由渴望

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当一份信仰再不能抵抗

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遍地战乱饥荒

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兰陵撩乱茫 天地离人忘

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无畏孤冢葬 只怕苍生殇

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夜未央 天未亮

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我在幸存的沙场

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只盼望此生再

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奔向思念的脸庞

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泪未干 心未凉

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是什么依然在滚烫？

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入阵曲 伴我无悔的狂妄

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忘不记 原不谅 愤恨无疆

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肃不清 除不尽 魑魅魍魉

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幼无粮 民无房 谁在分赃？

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千年后你我都仍被豢养

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夜未央 天未亮

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我在幸存的沙场

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只盼望此生再

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奔向思念的脸庞

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泪未干 心未凉

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是什么依然在滚烫？

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入阵曲 四面楚歌谁独唱？

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夜已央 天已亮

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白昼隐没了星光

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像我们都终将

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葬身历史的洪荒

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当世人都遗忘

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我血液曾为谁滚烫

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入阵曲 伴我无悔的狂妄

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入阵去 只因恨铁不成钢

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世界如果被残酷攻击

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只要给我一个电话亭

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把内裤当外衣

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如果你能够开心

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展开披风

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带你飞行

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谁赐予我这一身

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无助的能力？

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神也不能阻挡

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你想离开的心

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为什么拯救地球

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是那么容易？

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00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,833
为什么束手无策啊？

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我和你的爱情

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为什么拯救地球

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00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,916
终于完美结局？

203
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,458
为什么我只能够

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眼看着爱燃烧成

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-灰烬？
-世界如果被残酷攻击

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00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:56,875
谁来接手我的超能力？

207
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:08,958
（没有最狂只有更狂
英雄自拍好棒棒）

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00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,625
（英雄烂摊 各界挞伐！）

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00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:11,541
（英雄声望新低）

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明明想做个好人

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最后却变成了坏人

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00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,458
以为能做个超人

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00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,791
才发现甚至当不好一个凡人

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在名为“人生”的这个大公司里

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命运才是我们的顶头上司

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虽然人生不能换 命运不能选

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幸好还有这群

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好同事、好兄弟

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一起互相伤害

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00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,666
我们被开除多久了啊？

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靠

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00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,500
谁记得啊？

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00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,208
那一年把外星人赶回去

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第五分队的预算就全部都被砍光了

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都这把年纪了 要去哪里找工作？

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奶粉钱都没了

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世界和平啦

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工作反而都没了

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00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,458
英雄也无用武之地啊

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尚翊 可以教我打台球吗？

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叫我教练

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00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,375
幸亏当年我学的是美术

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现在还能从事有关美的工作

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来哦 美的内衣 买大送小

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买大送小

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快来

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买大送小 人人都有

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老板 我要那件399元

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这唱片行本来好好的

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都是你这个“尖莎嘴”

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进了一堆卖不出去的唱片

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你在讲什么？

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这些都是经典好不好？

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这…

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这怎么少一个？

246
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,750
干吗疑心病那么重啊？

247
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,375
好

248
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,541
这个才是经典哦

249
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:17,166
（《天鹅湖》）

250
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:23,666
拜托

251
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,625
平克弗洛伊德才是经典

252
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,000
同学

253
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,333
尊重一下 这才是经典啊

254
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,083
-再怎么诠释那张 那张不会是经典
-怎样？来吧

255
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,583
-丑死了我告诉你
-这张才是经典好不好？

256
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:34,583
更不可能是这种东西

257
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:37,125
停！

258
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,375
经不经典这种事

259
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,291
每个人本来就都不一样嘛

260
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因为

261
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,583
你有你的回忆

262
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,416
我有我的传记

263
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,041
只要感动

264
00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:51,625
都是经典

265
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,791
好啦 也是啦

266
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,916
就像麻辣锅、涮涮锅
部队锅、起司锅

267
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,041
都很适合在冬天吃嘛

268
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,458
真的啊 我高中的时候
就因为麻辣锅…

269
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,958
就因为迈克尔杰克逊是不是经典

270
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,416
-跟音乐老师大吵一架
-对啊

271
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而且当年我们都一起翘课看演唱会

272
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,875
看演唱会的人都好像神经病哦

273
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,458
摇滚区的朋友

274
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,166
你们是神经病吗？

275
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,500
看台区的朋友 你们是神经病吗？

276
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,583
全场的朋友
你们通通都是神经病吗？

277
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,250
你们在跟谁讲话啊？

278
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,083
你还活着？

279
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,416
（执行长黄长关）

280
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:57,541
（摇滚万岁）

281
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:29,375
人群中哭着

282
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:35,333
你只想变成透明的颜色

283
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:38,041
你再也不会梦

284
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或痛 或心动了

285
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:48,458
你已经决定了

286
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:52,750
你静静忍着

287
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:58,583
紧紧把昨天在拳心握着

288
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而回忆越是甜

289
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:05,583
就是越伤人了

290
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:07,583
越是在手心留下

291
00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,041
密密麻麻

292
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:15,833
深深浅浅的刀割

293
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:21,791
你不是真正地快乐

294
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:27,833
你的笑只是你穿的保护色

295
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,708
我站在你左侧

296
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,708
却像隔着银河

297
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,416
难道就真的

298
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:39,583
抱着遗憾一直到老了

299
00:22:39,666 --> 00:22:46,416
然后才后悔着？

300
00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:05,666
你不是真正地快乐

301
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:11,708
你的笑只是你穿的保护色

302
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,583
你决定不恨了

303
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:17,375
也决定不爱了

304
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,250
把你的灵魂

305
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:23,166
关在永远锁上的躯壳

306
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:28,916
你值得真正的快乐

307
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:35,083
你应该脱下你穿的保护色

308
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,708
为什么失去了

309
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,833
还要被惩罚呢？

310
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,583
能不能就让

311
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:46,541
悲伤全部结束在此刻？

312
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:53,458
重新开始活着

313
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,208
晚安！

314
00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,291
晚安！

315
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,208
我们是…

316
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:39,250
五月天

317
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,291
欢迎大家参加

318
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,500
五月天的人生无限公司

319
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:43,583
欢迎你们

320
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,250
我也想

321
00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:48,541
跟大家一起出去感受一下

322
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:54,083
-这个…感受一下飘小雨的感觉
-是

323
00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:57,875
嘿 我有感觉了

324
00:24:57,958 --> 00:24:59,083
我有感觉了

325
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,791
-什么感觉？
-你开始有感觉了吗？

326
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,083
-我有感觉了
-冠佑刚刚举得很快

327
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,750
然后你现在有感觉？

328
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:07,041
举手啊

329
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,291
没有 刚刚说我有感觉了

330
00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,166
-好
-好 你的感觉是？

331
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:17,708
好像可以那个
先预习一下就是倒数的感觉

332
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,458
预习一下 可以吗？

333
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:20,500
漫游区的朋友

334
00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,666
可以吗？

335
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:24,708
看台区的朋友

336
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:25,958
准备好了吗？

337
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:30,250
准备好那我们就…

338
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,166
感觉没了

339
00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:33,541
就这样？

340
00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:35,791
这个 因为这很看感觉的啦

341
00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:37,708
-不能很强硬
-抱歉

342
00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:40,166
好 来 那现在没感觉了怎么办？

343
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:41,166
我们跟我们的那个

344
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,708
皇帝商量一下

345
00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:46,333
没关系 我们看默契

346
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:50,041
-等一下 台…
-周老师 F调啦

347
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:51,791
台上不知道我们要干吗

348
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,708
看默契

349
00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:55,916
一 二 三 开始

350
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:03,000
等一下！

351
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,000
等一下

352
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:05,958
-你感觉又来了吗？
-感觉又来了吗？

353
00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:07,916
不是 我们刚才唱的那个…

354
00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:10,375
这个是…这是《垃圾车》嘛

355
00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:12,583
-对
-《垃圾车》是快歌还是慢歌啊？

356
00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:13,916
因为我觉得台下的朋友

357
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,833
就有人左右 有人前后

358
00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:17,208
定义不清楚

359
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:18,291
定义不清楚

360
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:20,250
-定义不清楚
-没有人带啦

361
00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:22,625
-没有人带
-还是阿信你一个人带

362
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,000
只要我们带 他们就会做一样的动作

363
00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:27,291
好 那我们请…

364
00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:29,541
那我们现在这首来个开合跳好了

365
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:31,291
为什么啊？

366
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,291
-示范一下
-来

367
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,916
-怪兽 我想看
-来跳一下

368
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,083
来 麦克风给我

369
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,958
来 你来跳

370
00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:44,291
吉他很重要

371
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,833
大家看好 《垃圾车》配开合跳

372
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:50,166
-来 周老师请 麻烦你了
-来 周老师 你弹就好了

373
00:26:57,625 --> 00:27:00,375
我开始觉得你交互蹲跳应该也行

374
00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:03,041
-因为我们玛莎有锻炼过
-玛莎

375
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,750
-来 我们让玛莎来试试 来一个
-玛莎

376
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,416
来一个交互蹲跳 来

377
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,583
玛莎

378
00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:09,833
-老师请哦
-我一讲完就觉得不对

379
00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:20,541
好了 可以了

380
00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:21,708
好 交互蹲跳也好了

381
00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:23,458
来 冠佑俯卧撑 来 预备

382
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:25,583
-一 二 三 开始
-三 开始

383
00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:35,166
-好了啦
-好 石头 仰卧起坐预备

384
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,250
-一 二 三 开始
-二 三 开始

385
00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:45,958
可以了

386
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,500
还差一个

387
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,750
阿信

388
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,541
我肚子好痛哦

389
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,208
那个…

390
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:56,333
剩你了

391
00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:57,458
没有 对不起

392
00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:59,333
那个五月天在这边跟大家道歉

393
00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,875
因为再这样弄下去

394
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:02,416
我们真的会明天…那个

395
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,000
跟跨年的朋友叠在一起跨年

396
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,583
大家都走不了 唱不完

397
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:10,958
好啦 那个…不然我们今天
在这边多唱一首歌啦 好吗？

398
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:17,958
会不会有一天

399
00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:20,791
时间真的能倒退？

400
00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:23,041
退回你的、我的

401
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:24,541
回不去的

402
00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:26,625
悠悠的岁月

403
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,458
也许会有一天

404
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,416
世界真的有终点

405
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:37,541
也要和你举起回忆酿的甜

406
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:40,583
和你再干一杯

407
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,375
如果说要我选出代表青春那个画面

408
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:54,625
浮现了那滴眼泪

409
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,208
那片蓝天、那年毕业

410
00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:57,458
那一张边哭边笑

411
00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,125
还要拥抱 是你的脸

412
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,375
想起来可爱可怜

413
00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:02,416
可歌可泣 可是多怀念

414
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:05,083
怀念总是突然怀念 不谈条件

415
00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:06,375
当回忆冲破考卷

416
00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,916
冲出岁月 在我眼前

417
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,166
我和你流着汗水

418
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,750
喝着汽水 在操场边

419
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,166
说好了无论如何

420
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,083
一起走到未来的世界

421
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,500
现在就是那个未来 那个世界

422
00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:18,583
为什么你的身边、我的身边

423
00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:20,041
不是同一边？

424
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,666
友情曾像诺亚方舟、坚强誓言

425
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:23,916
只是我望着海面

426
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,583
等着永远 模糊了视线

427
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:29,458
会不会有一天

428
00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:32,250
时间真的能倒退？

429
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,541
退回你的、我的

430
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:36,083
回不去的

431
00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:38,291
悠悠的岁月

432
00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:40,875
也许会有一天

433
00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:43,958
世界真的有终点

434
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:49,000
也要和你举起回忆酿的甜

435
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:52,791
和你再干一杯

436
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:03,375
这些年买了四轮

437
00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:05,041
买了手表 买了单反

438
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:08,000
却发现追不到的、停不了的还是那些

439
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,166
人生是只有认命

440
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:10,791
只能宿命 只好宿醉

441
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,750
只剩下高的笑点、低的哭点

442
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,000
却没成熟点

443
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,666
成熟就是幻想幻灭 一场磨练

444
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,541
为什么只有梦想越磨越小

445
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,541
小到不见？

446
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:22,416
有时候好想流泪 却没眼泪

447
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,791
期待会你会不会
他会不会开个同学会？

448
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,250
他在等你 你在等我 我在等谁？

449
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,541
又是谁孩子没睡

450
00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:31,666
电话没电 心情没准备？

451
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,041
天空不断黑了又亮 亮了又黑

452
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,125
那光阴 沧海桑田 远走高飞

453
00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:39,583
再没力气追

454
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:42,500
会不会有一天

455
00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:45,583
时间真的能倒退？

456
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,750
退回你的、我的

457
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:49,291
回不去的

458
00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:51,208
悠悠的岁月

459
00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:54,250
也许会有一天

460
00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:57,125
世界真的有终点

461
00:30:57,208 --> 00:31:02,250
也要和你举起回忆酿的甜

462
00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:05,791
和你再干一杯

463
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:08,750
终究会有一天

464
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,625
我们都变成昨天

465
00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:15,500
是你陪我走过一生一回

466
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,625
匆匆的人间

467
00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:20,416
有一天就是今天

468
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,541
今天就是有一天

469
00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:28,375
说出一直没说对你的感谢

470
00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:31,458
和你再干一杯

471
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:34,500
再干一杯永远

472
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:38,458
喝了就能万岁

473
00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:41,708
岁岁和年年

474
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:47,500
时间都停了 他们都回来了

475
00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:53,250
怀念的人啊 等你的来到

476
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:59,291
时间都停了 他们都回来了

477
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:05,125
怀念的人啊 等你的来到

478
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:10,958
时间都停了 他们都回来了

479
00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:18,041
怀念的人啊 等你的来到

480
00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:38,500
（《兄弟》）

481
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:44,666
酒精或节奏 我们摇摇晃晃

482
00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:48,083
那又会怎样？跌倒你在身旁

483
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:50,750
在身旁打每一场泥泞烂仗

484
00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:51,791
你和我

485
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,166
就是这样

486
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:58,708
只有你知道我都假装正常

487
00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:02,166
只有我欣赏你的恶行恶状

488
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:05,041
彼此都是彼此的孽缘业障

489
00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:06,041
完美的

490
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,958
狐群狗党

491
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,625
兄弟就是这样

492
00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:16,166
你每件糗事被我珍藏

493
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,583
兄弟就是这样

494
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:23,291
我们的荒唐排行榜多难忘

495
00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:26,833
当其他人都

496
00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:28,541
一次一次

497
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:30,083
对我失望

498
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,000
一个一个

499
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:33,625
慢慢走光

500
00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,416
我的兄弟啊

501
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:39,708
抬头却看到你在我身旁

502
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:40,958
能不能永远

503
00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:42,708
一句一句

504
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:44,333
都没营养

505
00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:46,291
一直一直

506
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,791
聊到天亮？

507
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,625
我的兄弟啊

508
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:51,458
人生最狂时光

509
00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,916
刚好你都在场

510
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,708
我的兄弟啊

511
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:58,416
人生最好时光

512
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:05,125
是和你兄弟一场

513
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:33,333
二 三 四

514
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:46,708
你用哭声打卡 产房里的娃娃

515
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:49,625
众人祝福 你还记得吗？

516
00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:52,500
当时一丝不挂 如今一分不差

517
00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:55,625
成天会议 成堆资料夹

518
00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:59,041
第一个部门主管叫做爸妈

519
00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:01,500
你只要乖乖听话

520
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:05,000
第二个部门专门改造傻瓜

521
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,625
会念书、会考试的那种傻瓜

522
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:10,583
你曾挣扎过吗？你曾反抗过吗？

523
00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:13,458
如何使用生命就叫使命是吗？

524
00:35:13,541 --> 00:35:16,375
人生有限选择 谁在规划？

525
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:19,291
追逐富贵荣华 目标飞黄腾达

526
00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:22,208
你准备好了吗？现在必须出发

527
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:23,750
人生有限公司

528
00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:26,166
没有一天能请假

529
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:39,708
人在哪里跌倒 就在哪趴一下

530
00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:42,625
面对挫折也都专业化

531
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,625
让生涯最佳化 而梦想最小化

532
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:48,708
生存机率追求最大化

533
00:35:48,791 --> 00:35:51,958
第三个部门负责财务计划

534
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:54,541
要你和现实打架

535
00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:58,083
第四个部门任务更加复杂

536
00:35:58,166 --> 00:36:00,666
去寻觅 去恋爱 去找她或他

537
00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,625
你曾停下过吗？你曾怀疑过吗？

538
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:06,541
就算你有想法 你也没有办法

539
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:09,458
人生无限问题没有解答

540
00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:12,333
人生像打电话 总要有人先挂

541
00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:15,333
来时呜呜哇哇 走要嘻嘻哈哈

542
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:21,000
人生有限的话 你想要怎样喧哗？

543
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,625
人生有限公司

544
00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:26,291
没有一天能请假

545
00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:48,041
（人生生存部门）

546
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,541
人生有限公司？

547
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:06,875
人生万万事 找我就没事

548
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:10,208
我既修水电

549
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:15,625
也教书法

550
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:17,458
代客泊车

551
00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:19,750
我还是调情高手

552
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:21,916
琴啦

553
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,000
这什么啊？

554
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:34,458
人生牌美丽人参

555
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:35,541
吃人参 补人生

556
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,250
活得美丽又认真

557
00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:40,958
救人哦

558
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,125
你的人参太呛了 我要退货啦

559
00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,916
对不起 您拨的电话号码是空号

560
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,500
请查询后再拨

561
00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:49,833
对不起 您拨的电话号码…

562
00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:53,041
是空号 请查询后再拨

563
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:56,000
难道这就是人参？

564
00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:58,166
这是姜吧？

565
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,708
长官 你诈财啊？

566
00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:00,708
我说这位兄弟

567
00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,625
话不要说得这么难听嘛

568
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,208
保卫地球不用花钱的啊？

569
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,625
保卫地球？

570
00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:10,958
自从议会删除了第五分队的经费之后

571
00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:13,333
我只能靠这间公司来筹集经费

572
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,333
长官 当年你好不容易死里逃生

573
00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:19,625
开个有限公司 过个有限人生

574
00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:20,708
不是挺好的吗？

575
00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:25,916
如果我就这样放弃了

576
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:27,958
我怎么对得起

577
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:31,958
曾经为了保护地球
而付出生命的列祖列宗呢？

578
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,666
我要告诉你们的是

579
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,375
人生是有限的

580
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,541
但有很多事情是无限的

581
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,750
那是什么？

582
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,000
缴不完的账单 还不了的房贷

583
00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:48,958
挽不回的情人 管不了的小孩

584
00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:52,458
买不到的门票
保卫不了的世界和平啊

585
00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:55,958
让开

586
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:57,625
当年我死里逃生之后

587
00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:00,416
秘密地搜集了很多的资料

588
00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:05,375
在地球外围的小行星层

589
00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:06,958
发现了一个巨大的刚烈怪兽

590
00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:07,875
就这个样子

591
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,500
（以下省略五万字）

592
00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:12,916
所以我恳请各位再度保护地球

593
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,458
我在跟你们说话

594
00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:23,958
我们几个是要去帮它足疗
脚底按摩吗？

595
00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:26,291
看

596
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:30,708
就凭这个烂东西？

597
00:39:30,791 --> 00:39:31,750
什么叫烂东西？

598
00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:33,291
不要小看这个东西

599
00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:36,625
我告诉你
我已经找到了敌人的致命弱点

600
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,458
就是它对声音极其敏感

601
00:39:39,916 --> 00:39:40,791
你说巧不巧？

602
00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:53,291
怎么样？难不难听啊？

603
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,416
太他妈难听了

604
00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:58,750
我跟你说 就把这个东西找一个火箭

605
00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,333
丢到它耳朵里面去

606
00:40:00,416 --> 00:40:02,583
-我不信整不死它
-太好了

607
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:03,541
那赶快啊

608
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:04,583
对啊 就发射火箭

609
00:40:04,666 --> 00:40:05,625
什么？

610
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,458
但我麻烦你们五个看一下镜子

611
00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:08,791
看到了什么告诉我

612
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,458
五个失败者？

613
00:40:11,541 --> 00:40:14,458
对啊 再加上我就是六个失败者

614
00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:16,125
哪来的火箭？

615
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,250
但是

616
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,333
命你们倒是有五条

617
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,625
不如我们就拿命跟它们拼了

618
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,208
再见

619
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,250
七十亿人

620
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:30,458
这次死亡的预估人数是七十亿人啊

621
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,541
你们就眼睁睁地看着

622
00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:36,458
这些人的人生就这样消失吗？

623
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,166
人生是有限的

624
00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:42,458
可人生的自传是有无限可能的

625
00:40:42,916 --> 00:40:44,291
就看你怎么写了

626
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:52,375
我们的唱片行也在攻击范围内

627
00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:56,291
我加入

628
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:40,500
找一个和弦开始唱

629
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:45,416
那故事遗忘的时光

630
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:50,458
起点是那平凡的成长

631
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,625
或初学吉他时

632
00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:55,458
少年们的模样

633
00:41:55,541 --> 00:42:00,416
那一年的舞台 没掌声 没聚光

634
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:05,458
只有盆地边缘不认输的倔强

635
00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:10,458
排练室的日夜在争论 在激荡

636
00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:17,541
以音量去吞噬无退路的彷徨

637
00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:22,625
那黑的终点可有光？

638
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:27,083
那夜的尽头可会亮？

639
00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:31,416
那成名在望 会有希望

640
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:36,000
或者是无知的狂妄

641
00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:40,500
那又会怎么样？

642
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:44,958
那又会怎么样？

643
00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:49,416
混迹过酒场的驻唱

644
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:53,875
才读懂人性的寻常

645
00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:58,375
背负过音乐节的重量

646
00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:02,875
才体会每场仗都仰赖枪与粮

647
00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:07,375
梦是把热血和汗与泪熬成汤

648
00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:11,791
浇灌在干涸的、贫瘠的现实上

649
00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:16,291
当日常的重量让我们不反抗

650
00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:18,291
倒地后才发现

651
00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:23,375
荒地上渺茫希望绽放

652
00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,833
穿过了摇滚或糖霜

653
00:43:25,916 --> 00:43:30,625
媚俗或理想 批判或传唱 道路上

654
00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:33,833
只能看远方 最远的地方

655
00:43:33,916 --> 00:43:39,208
应许的他方不停冲撞

656
00:43:39,291 --> 00:43:43,500
看过多少脸庞？

657
00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:47,750
飞过多少异乡？

658
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:52,833
少年早已苍茫

659
00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:57,916
回头望 我在何方？

660
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,125
一站又一站地流浪

661
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:02,250
那旅馆和空港

662
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:06,541
一遍又一遍地采访和攻防

663
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:08,625
一双又一双的目光

664
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:10,708
像监狱和高墙

665
00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:13,916
墙里的风光是不是如当初想象？

666
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,916
那黑的终点可有光？

667
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,250
那夜的尽头可会亮？

668
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:26,333
那成名在望是否风光？

669
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:31,083
或者是疯狂的火光？

670
00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:35,000
那又该怎么样？

671
00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:39,708
那又该怎么样？

672
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,291
我们年轻时

673
00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:57,083
我梦到当时我们翻过墙

674
00:44:57,166 --> 00:45:01,416
曼陀罗花沿途绽放

675
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:07,208
我们光脚越过人间荒唐

676
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,375
笨拙但坚强

677
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:14,208
放学的屋顶像万人广场

678
00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:18,541
从不多想 只是信仰

679
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,375
少年回头望

680
00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:26,916
笑我还不快跟上

681
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:43,083
那路的起点谁能忘？

682
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,416
那路的尽头谁在唱？

683
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,458
谁成名在望？谁曾失望？

684
00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:52,958
却更多的谁在盼望？

685
00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:56,291
那黑的终点可有光？

686
00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:59,583
那夜的尽头天将亮？

687
00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:02,833
那成名在望 无关真相

688
00:46:02,916 --> 00:46:06,250
如果你心始终信仰

689
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:13,166
谁又能怎样？

690
00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:20,416
你就能飞翔

691
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,750
（五月天）

692
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,541
醒在陌生的地方

693
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:53,916
镜头变成了刀枪

694
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,416
耳语也变成了真相

695
00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:00,916
吉他告别了肩膀

696
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,375
诗人弃守了边疆

697
00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:06,833
我们活在巨大片厂

698
00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:12,958
幸运的孩子爬上了殿堂

699
00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:18,083
成果、代价都要品尝

700
00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:25,166
单纯的孩子是否变了样？

701
00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:32,750
轰轰烈烈的排行

702
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:35,000
沸沸扬扬的颁奖

703
00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:39,666
跟着节奏我常迷惘

704
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:42,083
当人心变成市场

705
00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:44,583
当市场变成战场

706
00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:48,083
战场埋葬多少理想？

707
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:54,166
回想着理想 稀薄的希望

708
00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:59,333
走着钢索 我的刚强

709
00:47:59,416 --> 00:48:05,375
伟大和伪装 灰尘或辉煌

710
00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:11,125
那是一线之隔 或是一线曙光

711
00:48:11,208 --> 00:48:16,666
每个孤单天亮 我都一个人唱

712
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,791
默默地让这旋律

713
00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:22,291
和我心交响

714
00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:27,875
就算会有一天没人与我合唱

715
00:48:27,958 --> 00:48:30,791
至少在我的心中

716
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:36,708
还有个尚未崩坏的地方

717
00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:39,625
其实我们都一模一样

718
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:43,375
无名却充满了莫名渴望

719
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:48,000
一生等一次发光

720
00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:50,791
宁愿重伤也不愿悲伤

721
00:48:50,875 --> 00:48:54,500
让伤痕变成了我的徽章

722
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:58,291
刺在我心脏

723
00:48:58,375 --> 00:49:05,375
永远不忘

724
00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:40,916
每个孤单天亮 我都一个人唱

725
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000
默默地让这旋律

726
00:49:44,083 --> 00:49:47,166
和我心交响

727
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:52,166
就算会有一天没人与我合唱

728
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:55,125
至少在我的心中

729
00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:58,041
自己为自己鼓掌

730
00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:03,625
每个孤单天亮 我都一个人唱

731
00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:09,166
默默地让这旋律和我心交响

732
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:12,208
就算会有一天

733
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:14,750
没人与我合唱

734
00:50:14,916 --> 00:50:17,458
至少在我的心中

735
00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:22,625
还有个尚未崩坏的地方

736
00:50:22,708 --> 00:50:25,541
孩子一样

737
00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:31,583
不肯腐烂的土壤

738
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:44,250
再唱

739
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:36,166
（《知足》 词曲：阿信）

740
00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:49,625
怎么去拥有一道彩虹？

741
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:56,000
怎么去拥抱一夏天的风？

742
00:51:56,083 --> 00:52:02,375
天上的星星笑地上的人

743
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:09,208
总是不能懂 不能觉得足够

744
00:52:11,916 --> 00:52:18,083
如果我爱上你的笑容

745
00:52:18,166 --> 00:52:24,458
要怎么收藏？要怎么拥有？

746
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:30,708
如果你快乐不是为我

747
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:36,208
会不会放手其实才是拥有？

748
00:52:36,291 --> 00:52:42,625
当一阵风吹来 风筝飞上天空

749
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:48,666
为了你而祈祷 而祝福 而感动

750
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:55,666
终于你身影消失在人海尽头

751
00:52:55,750 --> 00:53:01,750
才发现笑着哭最痛

752
00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:08,666
一闪一闪亮晶晶

753
00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:14,333
满天都是小星星

754
00:53:39,166 --> 00:53:45,708
当一阵风吹来 风筝飞上天空

755
00:53:45,791 --> 00:53:51,625
为了你而祈祷 而祝福 而感动

756
00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:58,708
终于你身影消失在人海尽头

757
00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:05,791
才发现笑着哭最痛

758
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:16,833
如果我爱上你的笑容

759
00:54:16,916 --> 00:54:22,750
要怎么收藏？要怎么拥有？

760
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:29,125
如果你快乐不是为我

761
00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:40,333
会不会放手其实才是拥有？

762
00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:47,250
知足的快乐

763
00:54:55,916 --> 00:55:01,666
叫我忍受

764
00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:08,083
心痛

765
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:32,833
午夜前醒来 迷惘如海

766
00:56:32,916 --> 00:56:37,541
繁星忘了灿烂

767
00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:45,791
我们是小孩 都曾是小孩

768
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:51,166
诞生在这艘船

769
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:56,458
人们口中方舟像一叶小船

770
00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:59,833
耳语溢出甲板

771
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:04,375
风雨摇晃旗竿

772
00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:09,541
人们切开山峦 剪下了云彩

773
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:16,250
削成了万支桨 缝制风帆

774
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:21,083
寻找、呐喊未知的未来

775
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:26,000
我们会航向怎样的未来？

776
00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:29,375
无数命运流转

777
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:34,250
打造了无数的相异的罗盘

778
00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:39,125
当巨浪排山倒海地袭来

779
00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:46,208
我们的手松开 心也溃散

780
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:53,000
每个人、每颗心

781
00:57:53,083 --> 00:58:00,083
风暴流窜

782
00:58:04,666 --> 00:58:11,250
诸神已离开 鬼在狂欢

783
00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:16,625
而人们在纠缠

784
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:24,333
谁生错血脉？谁长错色彩？

785
00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:29,291
谁梦错了期待？

786
00:58:29,791 --> 00:58:35,041
漂流无边汪洋不叫做孤单

787
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:42,166
夜色的最黑暗 那不是最黑暗

788
00:58:42,958 --> 00:58:48,208
而是人们无穷无尽的争端

789
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:54,875
将你我推向了最远两端

790
00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:59,666
异端、极端 遗落的遗憾

791
00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:04,625
我们会航向怎样的未来？

792
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:07,916
无数命运流转

793
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,833
打造了无数的相异的罗盘

794
00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:17,791
如果世界只剩你我存在

795
00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:21,125
为何人们依然

796
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:23,708
争论着那未来

797
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:26,083
而践踏着现在？

798
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:30,958
我们该珍惜如何的现在？

799
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:34,125
无数交织自传

800
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:36,958
相遇在汪洋中

801
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,916
当你抬头看

802
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,958
何时那万种渐层的斑斓

803
00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:51,041
已默默绽放在黑夜终端？

804
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:57,750
那云端、那光芒

805
00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:04,833
像是皇冠

806
01:00:09,541 --> 01:00:15,958
朝霞中呢喃 释然如海

807
01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:20,708
你向我靠过来

808
01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:29,000
谁说要庞大才能够伟大？

809
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:33,583
我们如此存在

810
01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:40,083
历经摧残就要璀璨

811
01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:42,000
如果爱

812
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:49,083
不只是奇幻

813
01:01:00,166 --> 01:01:03,583
（《顽固》词曲：阿信）

814
01:01:09,041 --> 01:01:15,125
我身在当时你幻想的未来里

815
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,958
这个狂热和冲动

816
01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:20,541
早已冷却的如今

817
01:01:20,625 --> 01:01:26,625
你顽固的神情消失在镜子里

818
01:01:26,708 --> 01:01:32,125
只留下时光消逝的痕迹

819
01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:38,333
每颗心的相信 每个人的际遇

820
01:01:38,416 --> 01:01:41,125
每个故事的自己

821
01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:43,708
反复地问着自己

822
01:01:43,791 --> 01:01:49,791
这些年让步的你是否会叹息？

823
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:55,166
有什么是你永远不放弃？

824
01:01:55,250 --> 01:02:02,250
一次一次你吞下了泪滴

825
01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:06,791
一次一次拼回破碎自己

826
01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:13,875
一天一天你是否还相信

827
01:02:14,041 --> 01:02:19,416
活在你心深处那顽固自己？

828
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,125
（《志明与春娇》）

829
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:36,083
你追逐 你呼吸 你嚣张的任性

830
01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:38,958
鼻青脸肿地哭过

831
01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:41,500
若无其事地忘记

832
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:47,666
如果你能预知这条路的陷阱

833
01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:52,958
我想你依然错得很过瘾

834
01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:59,208
走过的叫足迹 走不到叫憧憬

835
01:02:59,291 --> 01:03:01,958
学会收拾起叛逆

836
01:03:02,041 --> 01:03:04,541
学会隐藏了表情

837
01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:10,708
卸下了这面具 我想说谢谢你

838
01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:16,166
谢谢你 一路陪我到这里

839
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:23,250
一次一次你吞下了泪滴

840
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:27,708
一次一次拼回破碎自己

841
01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:34,750
一天一天你是否还相信

842
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,333
活在你心深处

843
01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:43,000
那顽固的你当时相信的

844
01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:46,416
那些事情

845
01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:50,833
会在如今变成美丽风景？

846
01:03:50,916 --> 01:03:57,916
每当我迟疑 从不曾忘记

847
01:03:58,208 --> 01:04:00,250
活在我心深处

848
01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:06,166
那顽固的自己

849
01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:28,875
（《顽固》）

850
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:40,083
-保卫地球也要先吃饱
-饿了哦？

851
01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:41,416
打电话叫外卖啊

852
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:42,458
-好啊
-叫外卖

853
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:43,708
-行
-对啊

854
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:44,666
叫人家送啦

855
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:03,041
怎么了？走啊

856
01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:11,500
你们要去哪啊？

857
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:14,458
不是要叫外卖吗？

858
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:15,583
不用啦

859
01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:18,666
今天就坐这台去吃火锅吧

860
01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:41,166
闭上眼 请你闭上眼

861
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:45,375
问自己无数平凡日子里面

862
01:05:45,458 --> 01:05:51,458
选出你生命中最好的那一天

863
01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:52,541
（你弄坏了）

864
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:53,666
（枪是男人力量的表现）

865
01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:56,875
（机器人对阵石头）

866
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,166
怎样？

867
01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,416
我好像没有以前那么硬

868
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,791
我是说我的手啦

869
01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:06,208
最好的一天

870
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:10,125
最好的那一天

871
01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:27,791
你怀念昨天

872
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:30,958
或期待明天

873
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:34,708
或是任何还呼吸

874
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,083
还生存的

875
01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:41,875
每个最好的今天

876
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,000
（要很帅！）

877
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:01,916
我命中美好的一天

878
01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:09,125
警告

879
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:11,375
毁灭者即将来袭

880
01:07:11,458 --> 01:07:12,625
警告

881
01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:14,166
五月天

882
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:15,458
该你们出动啦

883
01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:54,583
此刻

884
01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:56,708
在这世界上

885
01:07:57,083 --> 01:08:01,166
依然有七十亿部自传正在被撰写着

886
01:08:02,041 --> 01:08:03,291
包括你的

887
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,500
包括你的

888
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:15,041
事实上

889
01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:18,125
这些传记并没有文字

890
01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:19,666
因为

891
01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:22,666
你怎么做 你怎么活

892
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:23,833
就决定了

893
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:25,541
你是谁

894
01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:29,583
你可能身陷险境

895
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:31,500
你可能备受嘲笑

896
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,750
你可能独自迎战

897
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:38,291
或者你会有一群死党

898
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,208
人生有限

899
01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:44,083
你的自传

900
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,750
却有无限种写法

901
01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:47,833
（人生有限 你的自传却有
无限种写法 你的故事是什么？）

902
01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:49,041
你的自传

903
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:52,916
你可曾绽放过？

904
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,458
你可曾绽放过？

905
01:08:55,541 --> 01:08:59,958
不奋进 便沉沦

906
01:09:01,166 --> 01:09:04,041
你安全带马上解开

907
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:08,458
你有亮点 现在亮出来

908
01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:12,791
你可曾绽放过？

909
01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:19,333
你可以是推倒世界

910
01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:20,875
最后的骨牌

911
01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:22,416
也可以是宇宙拼图

912
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:23,916
缺的那一块

913
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,750
不要以为你的表演

914
01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:27,041
没有人期待

915
01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,791
快要流行用你名字

916
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,458
命名的色彩

917
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,333
缝一块亮片

918
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,291
来一场狂恋

919
01:09:36,375 --> 01:09:38,083
世界就是细节

920
01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:39,458
要怎么改变？

921
01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:42,458
一点 就等你一念

922
01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:45,500
你可曾绽放过？

923
01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:47,833
你可曾尝试过？

924
01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:52,458
不奋进 便沉沦

925
01:09:53,708 --> 01:09:56,708
每个最好、最坏时代

926
01:09:56,791 --> 01:10:00,916
都迫出来几个天才

927
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:06,125
你可曾尝试过？

928
01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:40,375
一 二 一 二 三 开始

929
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,125
一 二 一 二 三 开始

930
01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:42,125
一 二 一 二 三 开始

931
01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:17,125
难道你想没什么意外

932
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:20,166
发一生的呆

933
01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:25,666
墓志铭只要写“人畜无害”？

934
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:29,500
还是怕输 不参加比赛

935
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:32,625
把自己淘汰

936
01:12:32,708 --> 01:12:35,791
到老了才发现

937
01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:40,458
小宇宙根本就没打开？

938
01:12:40,541 --> 01:12:43,333
你可曾绽放过？

939
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:45,833
你可曾绽放过？

940
01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:51,166
不奋进 便沉沦

941
01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:54,625
每个最好、最坏时代

942
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:58,833
都是你的华丽舞台

943
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:04,166
别忘记绽放

944
01:13:16,083 --> 01:13:19,125
五 四 三 二

945
01:13:19,208 --> 01:13:22,083
一颗心噗通噗通地狂跳

946
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:26,208
一瞬间烦恼全忘掉

947
01:13:26,291 --> 01:13:29,916
我甩掉地球 地球甩掉

948
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,791
只要越跳越高

949
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:33,750
一起来

950
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:55,333
丢掉手表

951
01:13:55,416 --> 01:13:56,875
丢外套

952
01:13:56,958 --> 01:13:58,333
丢掉背包

953
01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:00,416
再丢唠叨

954
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:03,833
丢掉电视 丢电脑

955
01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:07,291
丢掉大脑 再丢烦恼

956
01:14:07,375 --> 01:14:10,791
干什么大事 干什么小事

957
01:14:10,875 --> 01:14:14,208
干什么都有人唱反调

958
01:14:14,291 --> 01:14:17,708
恨得多 爱得少

959
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:21,875
只想越跳越疯 越跳越高

960
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,958
把地球甩掉

961
01:14:25,041 --> 01:14:28,458
一颗心噗通噗通地狂跳

962
01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:32,333
一瞬间烦恼全忘掉

963
01:14:32,416 --> 01:14:36,000
我再也不要

964
01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:38,875
委屈自己一秒

965
01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:42,375
一颗心噗通噗通地狂跳

966
01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:46,208
一瞬间烦恼全忘掉

967
01:14:46,291 --> 01:14:49,875
我甩掉地球 地球甩掉

968
01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:53,166
只要越跳越高

969
01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:56,833
我甩掉地球 地球甩掉

970
01:14:56,916 --> 01:14:59,708
只要越跳越高

971
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,000
一起来

972
01:15:32,916 --> 01:15:36,166
一颗心噗通噗通地狂跳

973
01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:40,000
一瞬间烦恼全忘掉

974
01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:43,666
我再也不要

975
01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:46,500
委屈自己一秒

976
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:50,041
一颗心噗通噗通地狂跳

977
01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:53,958
一瞬间烦恼全忘掉

978
01:15:54,041 --> 01:15:57,625
我甩掉地球 地球甩掉

979
01:15:57,708 --> 01:16:00,958
只要越跳越高

980
01:16:01,041 --> 01:16:04,666
我甩掉地球 地球甩掉

981
01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,708
只要越跳越高

982
01:16:07,791 --> 01:16:09,250
一起跳起来

983
01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:12,875
跳起来

984
01:16:15,541 --> 01:16:16,708
跳起来

985
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:19,875
跳起来

986
01:16:21,416 --> 01:16:22,250
一起来

987
01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:23,375
跳起来

988
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:26,916
跳起来

989
01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:30,291
跳起来

990
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:33,750
跳起来

991
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:53,958
五月天

992
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,041
（渤渤老板 又称黄长关）

993
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,583
你哭得太累了

994
01:17:18,666 --> 01:17:20,291
你伤得太深了

995
01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:21,958
你爱得太傻了

996
01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:25,916
你哭得就像是末日要来了

997
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,500
所以你听慢歌

998
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:34,208
很慢很慢的歌

999
01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:35,833
听得心如刀割

1000
01:17:35,916 --> 01:17:39,833
是不是应该换一种节奏了？

1001
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:45,750
不要再问

1002
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:49,000
谁是对的 谁是错的

1003
01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:52,625
谁是谁非 谁又亏欠谁了

1004
01:17:52,708 --> 01:17:55,916
反正错了 反正输了

1005
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,916
反正自己

1006
01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,208
陪自己快乐

1007
01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:01,375
我不管你是谁的 谁是你的

1008
01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:02,458
我是我的

1009
01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:04,916
让心跳动次动次

1010
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,000
感觉活着

1011
01:18:06,083 --> 01:18:08,375
我不管站着、坐着、躺着、趴着

1012
01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:09,416
都要快乐

1013
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,750
让音乐动次动次

1014
01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:12,833
快要聋了

1015
01:18:12,916 --> 01:18:15,500
不管了 不想了 不等了

1016
01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:16,958
不要不快乐

1017
01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:19,458
伤心的人别听慢歌

1018
01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:23,000
人生分分合合

1019
01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:24,666
爱情拉拉扯扯

1020
01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:26,500
一路曲曲折折

1021
01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:30,791
我还是期待明日的新景色

1022
01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:36,750
愤青都释怀了

1023
01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:38,458
光棍都恋爱了

1024
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:40,291
悲剧都圆满了

1025
01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:44,500
每一段争执都飞出和平鸽

1026
01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:53,333
不要再问谁是对的 谁是错的

1027
01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:56,958
谁是谁非 谁又亏欠谁了

1028
01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:00,291
反正错了 反正输了

1029
01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:03,458
反正自己陪自己快乐

1030
01:19:03,541 --> 01:19:05,750
我不管你是谁的 谁是你的

1031
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:06,791
我是我的

1032
01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:09,166
让心跳动次动次

1033
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,125
感觉活着

1034
01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:12,625
我不管站着、坐着、躺着、趴着

1035
01:19:12,708 --> 01:19:13,750
都要快乐

1036
01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:16,083
让音乐动次动次

1037
01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:17,250
快要聋了

1038
01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:19,833
不管了 不想了 不等了

1039
01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:21,416
不要不快乐

1040
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,250
伤心的人别听慢歌

1041
01:19:43,333 --> 01:19:45,625
我不管你是谁的 谁是你的

1042
01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:46,625
我是我的

1043
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:49,208
让心跳动次动次

1044
01:19:49,291 --> 01:19:50,166
感觉活着

1045
01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:52,625
我不管站着、坐着、躺着、趴着

1046
01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:53,625
都要快乐

1047
01:19:53,708 --> 01:19:56,208
让音乐动次动次

1048
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,250
快要聋了

1049
01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:59,708
不管了 不想了 不等了

1050
01:19:59,791 --> 01:20:01,291
此时和此刻

1051
01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:04,208
不得不去贯彻快乐

1052
01:20:04,291 --> 01:20:06,833
不管了 不想了 不等了

1053
01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:08,250
不要不快乐

1054
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:10,750
伤心的人别听慢歌

1055
01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:18,666
伤心的人别听慢歌

1056
01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:28,541
伤心的人别听慢歌

1057
01:20:34,916 --> 01:20:37,041
让我们欢迎我们的长官

1058
01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:39,541
黄长官 黄渤！

1059
01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:44,041
长官 从我们的这个演唱会

1060
01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:47,250
人生无限公司 从高雄开始起跑

1061
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:49,291
一路跑过了100多站

1062
01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:51,083
历时一年半

1063
01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:53,250
我们终于等到你了 长官

1064
01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:55,041
对啊 也等得我好辛苦啊

1065
01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:57,416
在过去的一年半里面

1066
01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:58,750
长官都在忙些什么？

1067
01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:00,250
忙着想念你们

1068
01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:06,541
这种话怎么能落地下呢？你知道

1069
01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:08,458
在等待着这一天

1070
01:21:08,958 --> 01:21:10,750
有一天就是今天

1071
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:13,416
今天就是有一天

1072
01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:19,041
大家今天呢 都是等着要来看长官

1073
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:22,958
终于回到人生无限公司了

1074
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,333
太好了 谢谢

1075
01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:27,791
其实你们可以下去了

1076
01:21:28,041 --> 01:21:29,916
-好 没问题
-不

1077
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,750
-大家拜拜
-我们退下

1078
01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:33,166
-谢谢大家
-再见

1079
01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:35,000
阿信 那就交给你们了

1080
01:21:35,375 --> 01:21:37,250
-就给你来
-就给你们了

1081
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:38,166
-来
-这真的是

1082
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:39,583
这感受不太一样 你知道吗？

1083
01:21:39,666 --> 01:21:41,666
不小心把心里话说出来了

1084
01:21:43,041 --> 01:21:44,958
掌声鼓励黄渤老师

1085
01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:47,250
黄长官 黄导演

1086
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:49,291
再次感谢大家 谢谢！

1087
01:21:49,375 --> 01:21:50,916
-谢谢
-拜拜！

1088
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,666
（《人生海海》词曲：阿信）

1089
01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:21,208
有一天 我在想

1090
01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:25,291
我到底算是个什么东西？

1091
01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,875
还是我会不会

1092
01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:29,833
根本就不算东西？

1093
01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:32,583
天天都漫无目的

1094
01:22:32,666 --> 01:22:35,541
偏偏又想要证明真理

1095
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:37,541
别人从屁股放屁

1096
01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:40,833
我却每天每天都说要革命

1097
01:22:40,916 --> 01:22:44,500
就算是整个世界

1098
01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:47,541
把我抛弃

1099
01:22:47,625 --> 01:22:52,416
而至少快乐伤心我自己决定

1100
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:55,125
所以我说

1101
01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:58,166
就让它去

1102
01:22:58,250 --> 01:23:02,875
我知道潮落之后一定有潮起

1103
01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:06,708
有什么了不起？

1104
01:23:09,291 --> 01:23:10,541
（英雄烂摊 各界挞伐！）

1105
01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:14,000
（预算砍光光 英雄这下完蛋了）

1106
01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:17,083
常常我豁出去

1107
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:21,125
拼了命走过却没留痕迹

1108
01:23:21,208 --> 01:23:23,833
可是我从不怕

1109
01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:25,708
挖出我火热的心

1110
01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:28,500
手上有一个硬币

1111
01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:31,458
反面就决定放弃 死掉

1112
01:23:31,541 --> 01:23:33,416
但是啊 在我心底

1113
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:36,791
却完完全全不想放弃

1114
01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:40,458
就算是整个世界

1115
01:23:40,541 --> 01:23:43,458
把我抛弃

1116
01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:48,375
而至少快乐伤心我自己决定

1117
01:23:48,458 --> 01:23:51,041
所以我说

1118
01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:54,125
就让它去

1119
01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:58,750
我知道潮落之后一定有潮起

1120
01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:03,291
有什么了不起？

1121
01:24:28,416 --> 01:24:31,041
常常我闭上眼睛

1122
01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:33,958
听到了海的呼吸 是你

1123
01:24:34,041 --> 01:24:36,750
温柔的蓝色潮汐

1124
01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:39,375
告诉我没有关系

1125
01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:42,958
就算真的整个世界

1126
01:24:43,041 --> 01:24:45,958
把我抛弃

1127
01:24:46,041 --> 01:24:50,958
而至少快乐伤心我自己决定

1128
01:24:51,041 --> 01:24:53,625
所以我说

1129
01:24:53,708 --> 01:24:56,666
就让它去

1130
01:24:56,750 --> 01:25:01,291
我知道潮落之后一定有潮起

1131
01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:03,375
我不能忘记

1132
01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:07,000
无论是我的明天

1133
01:25:07,083 --> 01:25:09,958
要去哪里

1134
01:25:10,041 --> 01:25:14,833
而至少快乐伤心我自己决定

1135
01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:17,666
所以我说

1136
01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:20,708
就让它去

1137
01:25:20,791 --> 01:25:25,333
我知道潮落之后一定有潮起

1138
01:25:25,416 --> 01:25:29,541
有什么了不起？

1139
01:25:30,791 --> 01:25:35,750
有什么了不起？

1140
01:25:35,833 --> 01:25:37,083
说

1141
01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:05,833
明天我在哪里？

1142
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:16,708
明天我在哪里？

1143
01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:25,166
五月天

1144
01:26:25,250 --> 01:26:27,666
忘了跟你们介绍一下我的老朋友

1145
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,125
人生是有限的

1146
01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:35,625
但友情可是无限的哦

1147
01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:50,791
（炸弹）

1148
01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:12,708
（人生无限公司）

1149
01:27:24,875 --> 01:27:26,333
（无限）

1150
01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:34,375
（五月天 新年快乐
五月天 谢谢你一路陪我到这里）

1151
01:27:39,541 --> 01:27:41,291
加班

1152
01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:47,375
加班

1153
01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:54,416
加班

1154
01:27:54,541 --> 01:28:00,916
加班

1155
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:07,500
加班

1156
01:28:07,833 --> 01:28:13,916
加班

1157
01:28:14,208 --> 01:28:15,666
加班

1158
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:17,958
你说呢？

1159
01:28:18,041 --> 01:28:22,916
明知你不在还是会问

1160
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,625
空气

1161
01:28:24,708 --> 01:28:29,583
却不能代替你出声

1162
01:28:29,666 --> 01:28:31,208
习惯

1163
01:28:31,291 --> 01:28:36,333
像永不愈合的固执伤痕

1164
01:28:36,416 --> 01:28:42,583
一思念就撕裂灵魂

1165
01:28:42,666 --> 01:28:44,666
把相片

1166
01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:49,750
让你能保存 多洗一本

1167
01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:51,375
毛衣

1168
01:28:51,458 --> 01:28:56,333
也为你准备多一层

1169
01:28:56,416 --> 01:28:57,875
但是

1170
01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:02,916
你孤单时刻安慰的体温

1171
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:08,791
怎么为你多留一份？

1172
01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:12,375
我不愿让你一个人

1173
01:29:12,458 --> 01:29:15,708
一个人在人海浮沉

1174
01:29:15,791 --> 01:29:19,166
我不愿你独自走过

1175
01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:22,041
风雨的时分

1176
01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:25,625
我不愿让你一个人

1177
01:29:25,708 --> 01:29:28,916
承受这世界的残忍

1178
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:32,500
我不愿眼泪陪你到

1179
01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:36,416
永恒

1180
01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:51,666
也许未来你会找到

1181
01:29:51,750 --> 01:29:56,541
懂你、疼你、更好的人

1182
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:58,333
下段旅程

1183
01:29:58,416 --> 01:30:00,000
你一定要

1184
01:30:00,083 --> 01:30:02,041
更幸福丰盛

1185
01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:05,625
我不愿让你一个人

1186
01:30:05,708 --> 01:30:09,000
一个人在人海浮沉

1187
01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:12,541
我不愿你独自走过

1188
01:30:12,625 --> 01:30:15,333
风雨的时分

1189
01:30:15,416 --> 01:30:18,916
我不愿让你一个人

1190
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:24,666
承受这世界的残忍

1191
01:30:25,625 --> 01:30:32,541
我不愿眼泪陪你到永恒

1192
01:30:32,625 --> 01:30:34,583
你说呢？

1193
01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:39,583
明知你不在还是会问

1194
01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:41,125
只因

1195
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:46,208
习惯你满足的眼神

1196
01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:47,916
只是

1197
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:52,833
我最后一个奢求的可能

1198
01:30:52,916 --> 01:30:58,708
只求你有快乐人生

1199
01:30:58,791 --> 01:31:01,166
只求命运

1200
01:31:01,250 --> 01:31:06,125
带你去一段全新的旅程

1201
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:12,791
往幸福的天涯飞奔

1202
01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:19,541
别回头就往前飞奔

1203
01:31:19,625 --> 01:31:25,000
请忘了我还一…

1204
01:31:25,625 --> 01:31:29,875
个人

1205
01:31:58,625 --> 01:32:02,000
（《转眼》 词：阿信 曲：石头）

1206
01:32:08,458 --> 01:32:14,125
转眼走到了自传最终章

1207
01:32:14,208 --> 01:32:19,750
已浏览所有命运的风光

1208
01:32:19,833 --> 01:32:25,916
混浊的瞳孔 风干的皮囊

1209
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:29,750
也曾那般

1210
01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:31,125
花漾

1211
01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:36,833
最爱的相片让你挑一张

1212
01:32:36,916 --> 01:32:42,708
千万个片刻谁在你身旁？

1213
01:32:42,791 --> 01:32:49,708
那一年的我曾和你一样

1214
01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:53,458
飞扬

1215
01:32:54,458 --> 01:33:00,291
惶惶不安 念念不忘

1216
01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:06,250
还是得放开双掌

1217
01:33:07,375 --> 01:33:12,708
掌心曾握着谁的体温

1218
01:33:12,791 --> 01:33:16,833
渐凉

1219
01:33:16,916 --> 01:33:22,625
有没有人在某个地方

1220
01:33:22,708 --> 01:33:28,125
等我重回当初的模样？

1221
01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:33,833
双颊曾光滑 夜色曾沁凉

1222
01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:39,666
世界曾疯狂 爱情曾绽放

1223
01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:45,375
有没有人依偎我身旁

1224
01:33:45,458 --> 01:33:51,083
听我倾诉余生的漫长？

1225
01:33:51,166 --> 01:33:56,750
在你的眼中我似乎健忘

1226
01:33:56,833 --> 01:34:02,875
因为我脑海已有最难忘

1227
01:34:02,958 --> 01:34:07,875
最难遗忘

1228
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:19,666
在我的时代还有唱片行

1229
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:25,375
如同博物馆 装满了希望

1230
01:34:25,458 --> 01:34:31,375
披头与枪花 爱情和忧伤

1231
01:34:31,458 --> 01:34:36,750
永远骄傲 高唱

1232
01:34:39,666 --> 01:34:42,500
生命如海浪

1233
01:34:42,583 --> 01:34:48,166
浪花会掏尽所有的幻想

1234
01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:55,250
存款与楼房 挣扎与渴望

1235
01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:59,750
散场

1236
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:06,000
回忆如窗 冷泪盈眶

1237
01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:12,125
风景模糊如天堂

1238
01:35:12,958 --> 01:35:18,166
孤单的大床 谁贴近我

1239
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:21,958
脸庞？

1240
01:35:22,666 --> 01:35:28,291
有没有人也笑忆过往

1241
01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:33,875
跌跌撞撞 当时的蠢样？

1242
01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:39,708
最平凡日子 最卑微梦想

1243
01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:45,333
何时才发现最值得珍藏？

1244
01:35:45,416 --> 01:35:50,916
有没有人告诉我真相？

1245
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:56,833
时间就是最巨大的谎

1246
01:35:56,916 --> 01:36:02,291
以为的日常原来是无常

1247
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:09,375
生命的具象原来只是

1248
01:36:09,708 --> 01:36:16,208
幻象

1249
01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:19,666
（摇滚万岁）

1250
01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:36,708
这是我自传最终章

1251
01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:42,375
写这首长诗 用一生时光

1252
01:36:42,458 --> 01:36:48,083
躯壳会解脱药罐和空房

1253
01:36:48,166 --> 01:36:53,833
我从婴儿床再走回光芒

1254
01:36:53,916 --> 01:36:59,583
有没有人知道那个地方？

1255
01:36:59,666 --> 01:37:05,208
我能回到我的最爱身旁

1256
01:37:05,291 --> 01:37:11,000
儿孙们都忙 就让他们忙

1257
01:37:11,083 --> 01:37:16,875
离开的时候就当我飞翔

1258
01:37:16,958 --> 01:37:22,625
自由飞翔

1259
01:38:07,291 --> 01:38:11,500
当我和世界不一样

1260
01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:14,833
那就让我不一样

1261
01:38:14,916 --> 01:38:16,916
坚持对我来说

1262
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:20,166
就是以刚克刚

1263
01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:24,458
我如果对自己妥协

1264
01:38:24,541 --> 01:38:27,625
如果对自己说谎

1265
01:38:27,708 --> 01:38:29,791
即使别人原谅

1266
01:38:29,875 --> 01:38:32,958
我也不能原谅

1267
01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:36,166
最美的愿望

1268
01:38:36,250 --> 01:38:39,333
一定最疯狂

1269
01:38:39,416 --> 01:38:42,541
我就是我自己的神

1270
01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:48,916
在我活的地方

1271
01:38:57,375 --> 01:39:00,458
其实在今天看到你们

1272
01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:01,916
心里的感觉

1273
01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:06,166
好像有那么一点更不一样

1274
01:39:07,250 --> 01:39:09,541
2018年了 然后…

1275
01:39:11,125 --> 01:39:15,458
然后好像是不是大家都多了一岁？

1276
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:19,416
没有？我想也是

1277
01:39:19,500 --> 01:39:23,375
因为我知道听五月天的人

1278
01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:26,666
然后好像永远都不会长大一样

1279
01:39:27,041 --> 01:39:28,416
就像台上的

1280
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:29,958
石头

1281
01:39:30,333 --> 01:39:31,375
冠佑

1282
01:39:31,916 --> 01:39:32,791
玛莎

1283
01:39:32,875 --> 01:39:33,958
怪兽

1284
01:39:34,833 --> 01:39:37,375
我们在十几岁的时候就认识了

1285
01:39:37,791 --> 01:39:39,291
你们看他们几个人

1286
01:39:39,750 --> 01:39:40,875
经过了今天晚上

1287
01:39:41,166 --> 01:39:42,541
大家的种种举动

1288
01:39:42,625 --> 01:39:45,541
会发现他们的心智年龄

1289
01:39:46,708 --> 01:39:48,166
可能真的只有十几岁吧

1290
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:53,000
如果能够永远维持这样多好

1291
01:39:53,833 --> 01:39:54,833
如果…

1292
01:39:56,833 --> 01:39:59,958
不用真的进到大人的世界 多好

1293
01:40:00,416 --> 01:40:03,541
但是过去过不去了

1294
01:40:03,625 --> 01:40:06,041
未来就一直来了

1295
01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:07,958
我们来到了2018年

1296
01:40:09,666 --> 01:40:10,958
我们来到了这里

1297
01:40:11,291 --> 01:40:14,250
也许在你的生命中

1298
01:40:14,958 --> 01:40:18,875
感觉到似乎有点跟想象的不一样

1299
01:40:18,958 --> 01:40:21,333
为什么我的未来是这样子？

1300
01:40:21,416 --> 01:40:23,250
为什么我变成大人以后

1301
01:40:23,958 --> 01:40:26,875
好像不是我想象中的那个大人？

1302
01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:28,875
那边有一个妹妹

1303
01:40:28,958 --> 01:40:29,791
嗨

1304
01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:32,500
你好

1305
01:40:34,166 --> 01:40:35,916
你想不想快点长大？

1306
01:40:37,291 --> 01:40:38,333
你想吗？

1307
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:42,875
旁边的大人都赶快摇手说不想

1308
01:40:45,375 --> 01:40:46,875
其实长大很好玩的

1309
01:40:46,958 --> 01:40:50,291
因为你会有一群

1310
01:40:51,083 --> 01:40:52,791
像五月天一样

1311
01:40:53,125 --> 01:40:55,416
有点智障 有点长不大的朋友

1312
01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:58,000
你会有很好的人生

1313
01:40:58,083 --> 01:41:00,500
你会谈一场轰轰烈烈的恋爱

1314
01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:03,250
你的爸爸虽然不希望你这么做

1315
01:41:04,958 --> 01:41:06,500
大人的世界很好

1316
01:41:06,916 --> 01:41:10,833
如果有时候有那么一点不好的话

1317
01:41:10,916 --> 01:41:12,041
没关系

1318
01:41:12,500 --> 01:41:13,708
当你戴上耳机

1319
01:41:14,583 --> 01:41:16,166
听五月天的时候

1320
01:41:16,500 --> 01:41:20,333
你要记得五月天永远陪你20岁

1321
01:41:20,625 --> 01:41:23,875
五月天永远陪你们20岁

1322
01:41:24,125 --> 01:41:26,333
来到2018年！

1323
01:41:26,791 --> 01:41:29,875
我们虽然变成大人

1324
01:41:30,750 --> 01:41:33,500
我们是负得了重量的大人

1325
01:41:33,916 --> 01:41:35,208
我们是心里

1326
01:41:35,708 --> 01:41:37,291
有着一个小孩的大人

1327
01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:38,916
谢谢你们

1328
01:41:39,500 --> 01:41:42,583
新年快乐！

1329
01:41:43,833 --> 01:41:46,541
谢谢你们！新年快乐！

1330
01:41:51,791 --> 01:41:54,875
我和我最后的倔强

1331
01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:57,958
握紧双手绝对不放

1332
01:41:58,041 --> 01:42:01,041
下一站是不是天堂？

1333
01:42:01,125 --> 01:42:04,458
就算失望 不能绝望

1334
01:42:04,541 --> 01:42:07,666
我和我骄傲的倔强

1335
01:42:07,750 --> 01:42:10,833
我在风中大声地唱

1336
01:42:10,916 --> 01:42:13,833
这一次为自己疯狂

1337
01:42:13,916 --> 01:42:19,875
就这一次 我和我的…

1338
01:42:22,541 --> 01:42:26,791
倔强

1339
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:46,041
对 爱我的人别紧张

1340
01:42:46,125 --> 01:42:49,125
我的固执很善良

1341
01:42:49,208 --> 01:42:51,166
我的手越肮脏

1342
01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:54,291
眼神越是发光

1343
01:42:54,375 --> 01:42:58,375
你不在乎我的过往

1344
01:42:58,458 --> 01:43:01,541
看到了我的翅膀

1345
01:43:01,625 --> 01:43:03,500
你说被火烧过

1346
01:43:03,583 --> 01:43:06,625
才能出现凤凰

1347
01:43:06,708 --> 01:43:09,708
逆风的方向

1348
01:43:09,791 --> 01:43:12,750
更适合飞翔

1349
01:43:12,833 --> 01:43:15,833
我不怕千万人阻挡

1350
01:43:15,916 --> 01:43:18,833
只怕自己投降

1351
01:43:18,916 --> 01:43:21,916
我和我最后的倔强

1352
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,875
握紧双手绝对不放

1353
01:43:24,958 --> 01:43:27,833
下一站是不是天堂？

1354
01:43:27,916 --> 01:43:31,208
就算失望 不能绝望

1355
01:43:31,291 --> 01:43:34,291
我和我骄傲的倔强

1356
01:43:34,375 --> 01:43:37,333
我在风中大声地唱

1357
01:43:37,416 --> 01:43:40,166
这一次为自己疯狂

1358
01:43:40,250 --> 01:43:41,833
就这一次

1359
01:43:41,916 --> 01:43:46,375
我和我的倔强

1360
01:43:46,458 --> 01:43:49,666
就这一次 让我大声唱

1361
01:43:58,666 --> 01:44:01,875
就算失望 不能绝望

1362
01:44:10,833 --> 01:44:14,208
就这一次 我和我的

1363
01:44:23,416 --> 01:44:26,541
就算失望 不能绝望

1364
01:44:35,583 --> 01:44:37,125
就这一次

1365
01:44:37,208 --> 01:44:43,416
我和我的倔强

1366
01:44:57,500 --> 01:45:02,958
五月天

1367
01:45:03,041 --> 01:45:08,583
五月天

1368
01:45:16,958 --> 01:45:18,916
滚了没啦？

1369
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:21,208
你那台停好了没啊？

1370
01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:23,500
早就停好了啦

1371
01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:25,833
-搞什么东西？飞机这样乱停
-这我们的没？

1372
01:45:25,916 --> 01:45:28,625
-马路是你们家的啊？
-搞什么？搞什么东西啊？

1373
01:45:28,875 --> 01:45:30,875
-到底发生什么事啊？
-发生什么事？

1374
01:45:34,916 --> 01:45:37,250
到底是滚了没啦？

1375
01:45:37,333 --> 01:45:38,750
快滚了

1376
01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:40,750
不用等长官吗？

1377
01:45:41,375 --> 01:45:43,625
长官早就跟长官的长官

1378
01:45:43,708 --> 01:45:45,333
一起去吃长官的庆功宴

1379
01:45:46,041 --> 01:45:47,625
该不会他们的庆功宴

1380
01:45:47,708 --> 01:45:50,416
是吃龙虾和牛锅吧？

1381
01:45:51,458 --> 01:45:53,583
来啦 来

1382
01:45:54,125 --> 01:45:55,958
最好吃的火锅哦

1383
01:45:56,041 --> 01:45:57,750
就是朋友吃一锅啦

1384
01:45:58,500 --> 01:46:00,708
还“嗯”呢 水滚了 快点啦

1385
01:46:00,791 --> 01:46:03,000
-想吃什么就赶快放下去
-对啦

1386
01:46:05,500 --> 01:46:06,666
你的一生中

1387
01:46:06,750 --> 01:46:08,250
吃过多少火锅？

1388
01:46:08,333 --> 01:46:11,208
部队锅、起司锅、龙虾和牛锅

1389
01:46:11,458 --> 01:46:13,458
让你始终念念不忘的

1390
01:46:13,541 --> 01:46:15,458
始终是人 不是锅

1391
01:46:16,291 --> 01:46:17,333
电影到了结尾

1392
01:46:17,416 --> 01:46:19,833
也许人生也有个尽头

1393
01:46:20,208 --> 01:46:21,833
但谢谢你们

1394
01:46:21,916 --> 01:46:23,833
在我有限的人生自传中

1395
01:46:23,916 --> 01:46:25,791
给了我无私的陪伴

1396
01:46:25,875 --> 01:46:27,375
与无限的感动

1397
01:46:28,083 --> 01:46:30,666
对了 那个超难听的炸弹歌

1398
01:46:30,750 --> 01:46:32,500
到底是哪个乐团唱的？

1399
01:46:32,875 --> 01:46:34,500
五月天啦

1400
01:46:35,125 --> 01:46:36,750
赶快吃一吃啊 我要收摊了啦

1401
01:46:42,166 --> 01:46:43,541
我们上头条了耶

1402
01:46:44,333 --> 01:46:45,166
烦死了

1403
01:46:45,250 --> 01:46:46,500
我们被开除了啦

1404
01:46:46,583 --> 01:46:53,125
（摇滚万岁）

1405
01:46:54,666 --> 01:46:56,000
不是要叫外卖吗？

1406
01:46:56,708 --> 01:46:59,583
不用了 今天就坐这台去吃火锅吧

1407
01:47:01,625 --> 01:47:04,166
我们现在来这个高科技的机舱内部

1408
01:47:04,666 --> 01:47:06,041
真的是有够厉害的

1409
01:47:06,125 --> 01:47:08,291
涡轮增压引擎耶

1410
01:47:09,125 --> 01:47:10,708
-你不要乱按
-你会开飞机吗？

1411
01:47:11,333 --> 01:47:12,916
拜托 开飞机耶

1412
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:14,750
不就跟打电动一样吗？

1413
01:47:14,833 --> 01:47:16,625
大惊小怪 来

1414
01:47:20,458 --> 01:47:23,291
五月天 该你们出动啦

1415
01:47:28,208 --> 01:47:30,958
靠 这不止101的40倍高吧？

1416
01:47:32,041 --> 01:47:33,750
那是4041了

1417
01:47:34,166 --> 01:47:35,208
新闻快报

1418
01:47:35,291 --> 01:47:38,166
退休的第五分队再次挺身保护地球

1419
01:47:38,250 --> 01:47:40,291
成功击退刚烈怪兽

1420
01:47:41,541 --> 01:47:42,500
-嘿
-你好

1421
01:47:43,666 --> 01:47:44,541
你们在这边吃饭啊？

1422
01:47:44,625 --> 01:47:46,416
-对啊 一起吃吗？
-对啊

1423
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:48,458
-好啊
-干杯

1424
01:47:48,541 --> 01:47:49,583
干杯

1425
01:47:50,125 --> 01:47:51,458
飞机要被拖走了

1426
01:47:52,666 --> 01:47:54,541
我们刚刚拯救世界 很…

1427
01:47:54,625 --> 01:47:56,791
先不要说那么多 驾照先拿出来再说

1428
01:47:56,875 --> 01:47:58,666
-驾照
-有了吧？你有带吧？

1429
01:47:58,750 --> 01:47:59,750
-驾照
-其他证件呢？

1430
01:47:59,833 --> 01:48:00,875
其他证件

1431
01:48:00,958 --> 01:48:02,000
有带吗？

1432
01:48:02,083 --> 01:48:04,041
我有植动物晶片可以吗？

1433
01:48:04,708 --> 01:48:05,541
不要拖啊

1434
01:48:05,625 --> 01:48:07,791
我就跟你讲我有动物晶片了

1435
01:48:07,875 --> 01:48:09,125
一 二 三

1436
01:48:09,958 --> 01:48:12,958
其实我是你们的超级粉丝

1437
01:48:13,708 --> 01:48:15,250
可不可以帮我签个名？

1438
01:48:15,833 --> 01:48:17,125
签墙上吗？

1439
01:48:17,625 --> 01:48:19,125
签身上

1440
01:48:19,666 --> 01:48:21,750
可以啊

1441
01:48:23,333 --> 01:48:24,708
跟爸妈打招呼

1442
01:48:24,958 --> 01:48:28,875
妈 我上电视了 这里啦 嗨

1443
01:48:30,541 --> 01:48:33,458
是真的康永哥跟小S 跟电视上一样耶

1444
01:48:33,541 --> 01:48:34,666
-真的耶
-真的

1445
01:48:35,375 --> 01:48:37,833
-他会不会摸我肌肉啊？
-色狼

1446
01:48:38,708 --> 01:48:39,833
有客人

1447
01:48:41,958 --> 01:48:43,291
买这么多啊？

1448
01:48:43,375 --> 01:48:45,708
这是我儿子的乐团 请多多支持

1449
01:48:46,333 --> 01:48:49,250
-也是玩乐团的是吧？
-是啊

1450
01:48:49,333 --> 01:48:50,916
刚好

1451
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:54,708
-现在只要加价49元
-49元

1452
01:48:54,791 --> 01:48:57,500
就可以把这个乐团的唱片也带回家

1453
01:48:57,583 --> 01:48:59,708
怎么样？参考一下好不好？

1454
01:48:59,791 --> 01:49:01,166
-49元
-来

1455
01:49:04,666 --> 01:49:06,166
没钱了啦

1456
01:49:10,708 --> 01:49:13,333
阿信

1457
01:49:13,416 --> 01:49:16,625
不瞒你说 其实我有惧高症

1458
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:18,750
每天这样飞来飞去

1459
01:49:18,833 --> 01:49:20,458
心理压力真的很大

1460
01:49:21,333 --> 01:49:23,041
我非常能够理解

1461
01:49:23,625 --> 01:49:26,083
可是人家我是兽医耶

1462
01:49:40,666 --> 01:49:41,875
（人生牌美丽人参）

1463
01:49:45,708 --> 01:49:47,625
第五分队 您好

1464
01:49:47,708 --> 01:49:50,375
育幼院已经收到您的捐款

1465
01:49:50,458 --> 01:49:52,000
非常感谢您

1466
01:49:52,083 --> 01:49:54,291
祝您有个愉快的一天

1467
01:50:54,666 --> 01:51:00,791
（摇滚万岁）

1468
01:51:54,791 --> 01:51:58,166
我心里的感觉 人生的沉重

1469
01:51:58,250 --> 01:52:00,958
不敢有动作

1470
01:52:01,041 --> 01:52:03,875
我不是好孩子 也不是坏人

1471
01:52:03,958 --> 01:52:06,625
我只是爱做梦

1472
01:52:06,708 --> 01:52:09,958
我不愿随浪随风 四处漂泊

1473
01:52:10,041 --> 01:52:12,750
好像船找不到港口

1474
01:52:12,833 --> 01:52:16,041
我不愿做人奸诈钻漏洞

1475
01:52:16,125 --> 01:52:19,166
甘愿来做傻瓜

1476
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:23,916
我不是头脑空空

1477
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:26,625
我不是一只米虫

1478
01:52:26,708 --> 01:52:29,041
人啊人 一辈子

1479
01:52:29,125 --> 01:52:33,416
要怎么开心地过春夏秋冬？

1480
01:52:34,125 --> 01:52:40,250
我有我的路 有我的梦

1481
01:52:40,333 --> 01:52:43,041
梦中的那个世界

1482
01:52:43,125 --> 01:52:46,041
难道说是一场空？

1483
01:52:46,125 --> 01:52:52,458
我走过的路 只有希望

1484
01:52:52,541 --> 01:52:55,041
希望你我讲过的话

1485
01:52:55,125 --> 01:52:59,250
放在心里面 总有一天

1486
01:53:09,750 --> 01:53:13,000
看到满天全金条 伸手拿却落空

1487
01:53:13,083 --> 01:53:15,750
环境来戏弄

1488
01:53:15,833 --> 01:53:19,000
背景不够强 天才也没用

1489
01:53:19,083 --> 01:53:21,583
每项是都输给别人

1490
01:53:21,666 --> 01:53:25,000
只好看破这虚华 不怕路难行

1491
01:53:25,083 --> 01:53:27,500
不怕大雨淋

1492
01:53:27,583 --> 01:53:31,000
心中只有一字“敢” 面对我的梦

1493
01:53:31,083 --> 01:53:35,833
甘愿来作傻瓜

1494
01:53:35,916 --> 01:53:38,666
我不是头脑空空

1495
01:53:38,750 --> 01:53:41,500
我不是一只米虫

1496
01:53:41,583 --> 01:53:43,958
人啊人 一辈子

1497
01:53:44,041 --> 01:53:49,125
要怎么开心地过春夏秋冬？

1498
01:53:49,208 --> 01:53:55,375
我有我的路 有我的梦

1499
01:53:55,458 --> 01:53:57,958
梦中的那个世界

1500
01:53:58,041 --> 01:54:01,000
难道说是一场空

1501
01:54:01,083 --> 01:54:04,708
我走过的路

1502
01:54:05,416 --> 01:54:07,416
只有希望

1503
01:54:07,500 --> 01:54:09,958
希望你我讲过的话

1504
01:54:10,041 --> 01:54:17,041
放在心里面 总有一天

1505
01:54:29,583 --> 01:54:35,833
我有我的路 有我的梦

1506
01:54:35,916 --> 01:54:38,458
梦中的那个世界

1507
01:54:38,541 --> 01:54:41,500
难道说是一场空？

1508
01:54:41,583 --> 01:54:47,833
我走过的路 只有希望

1509
01:54:47,916 --> 01:54:50,458
希望你我讲过的话

1510
01:54:50,541 --> 01:54:54,875
放在心里面 总有一天

1511
01:54:57,583 --> 01:55:01,208
我知道总会有一天

1512
01:55:38,750 --> 01:55:41,583
让我听见你的声音

1513
01:55:50,791 --> 01:55:53,541
让我听见你的声音

1514
01:56:06,208 --> 01:56:07,166
生命呢

1515
01:56:07,250 --> 01:56:11,500
是由一连串的转眼所构成的

1516
01:56:12,583 --> 01:56:14,041
五月天要告诉你们

1517
01:56:14,500 --> 01:56:15,458
转眼间

1518
01:56:16,333 --> 01:56:18,458
当初在我面前

1519
01:56:19,041 --> 01:56:22,166
像一个很挑衅的学弟的玛莎

1520
01:56:22,250 --> 01:56:24,333
现在已经是一对双胞胎的爸爸了

1521
01:56:28,916 --> 01:56:30,041
曾经

1522
01:56:30,125 --> 01:56:31,625
漂浪的浪子

1523
01:56:31,708 --> 01:56:32,875
石头

1524
01:56:32,958 --> 01:56:34,000
在如今

1525
01:56:34,083 --> 01:56:36,500
变成了一个成熟稳重的男人了

1526
01:56:40,833 --> 01:56:42,916
当初照顾我们的大哥哥

1527
01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:43,833
冠佑

1528
01:56:44,458 --> 01:56:45,958
他现在还是我们的大哥哥

1529
01:56:52,375 --> 01:56:54,458
总是督促着我们要练团

1530
01:56:55,500 --> 01:56:57,333
要写谱 要录音

1531
01:56:57,541 --> 01:56:59,166
我们团长 怪兽大人

1532
01:57:03,250 --> 01:57:04,500
现在还是

1533
01:57:04,583 --> 01:57:08,208
一个任重道远 肩负重任的男子汉

1534
01:57:08,583 --> 01:57:09,625
而我…

1535
01:57:10,875 --> 01:57:12,083
而我

1536
01:57:12,166 --> 01:57:13,916
还是像当初一样

1537
01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:16,583
那个总是爱做梦

1538
01:57:16,666 --> 01:57:17,958
总是爱说大话

1539
01:57:18,625 --> 01:57:19,500
当初的…

1540
01:57:21,708 --> 01:57:22,833
年轻人

1541
01:57:22,916 --> 01:57:23,750
但是…

1542
01:57:24,708 --> 01:57:26,333
现在我已经不年轻了

1543
01:57:26,416 --> 01:57:27,541
年轻的是你们

1544
01:57:28,875 --> 01:57:32,041
真的 一转眼我们已经过了20几年了

1545
01:57:32,125 --> 01:57:34,166
一转眼我们已经中年了

1546
01:57:34,333 --> 01:57:36,500
我不知道你们在何时

1547
01:57:36,625 --> 01:57:37,625
在什么时候

1548
01:57:37,708 --> 01:57:39,666
第一次听到五月天

1549
01:57:39,750 --> 01:57:41,875
可以的话 现在把眼睛闭起来

1550
01:57:41,958 --> 01:57:47,333
想一想
你在什么时候第一次认识五月天

1551
01:57:49,041 --> 01:57:50,750
还记得那时候的自己吗？

1552
01:57:51,833 --> 01:57:54,666
所有的生命都是一个转眼

1553
01:57:54,750 --> 01:57:57,458
也许我们说不出一个好的新年新愿望

1554
01:57:58,041 --> 01:57:59,208
但是我们知道

1555
01:57:59,291 --> 01:58:00,750
在未来的日子里面

1556
01:58:00,958 --> 01:58:02,541
我们可以更用力地

1557
01:58:02,625 --> 01:58:04,916
抓紧每一个转眼的片刻

1558
01:58:05,791 --> 01:58:08,041
五月天和你们一起

1559
01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:11,833
让你在转眼的每一个片刻之间

1560
01:58:12,625 --> 01:58:15,791
都有最好的背景音乐陪着你

1561
01:58:16,458 --> 01:58:17,666
无论你是失恋

1562
01:58:19,083 --> 01:58:20,708
也许你会失业

1563
01:58:20,791 --> 01:58:23,208
也许你会伤心难过

1564
01:58:23,625 --> 01:58:24,666
当然

1565
01:58:24,750 --> 01:58:26,166
你会有快乐的时候

1566
01:58:26,250 --> 01:58:27,583
就像现在

1567
01:58:27,666 --> 01:58:28,875
所有的朋友在一起

1568
01:58:29,708 --> 01:58:30,958
五月天陪着你

1569
01:58:31,541 --> 01:58:32,583
每一个转眼

1570
01:58:35,750 --> 01:58:36,750
如果未来

1571
01:58:37,833 --> 01:58:38,875
你觉得孤单

1572
01:58:38,958 --> 01:58:39,875
那么

1573
01:58:39,958 --> 01:58:43,291
就在心里唱这个旋律吧

1574
01:58:44,000 --> 01:58:44,833
你知道的

1575
01:59:06,375 --> 01:59:09,291
一 二 三 开始！

1576
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:25,291
（五月天）

1577
01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:41,125
新年快乐！

1578
01:59:43,625 --> 01:59:45,291
新年快乐！

1579
01:59:54,083 --> 01:59:59,083
五月天