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像孩子依賴著肩膀

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像眼淚依賴著臉龐

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你就像天使一樣

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給我依賴，給我力量

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人生海海洗髮精

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用了人生海海，髮量海海

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第五分隊旋風

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持續席捲大街小巷

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夾娃娃店民眾爭先恐後

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搶夾他們的限量公仔

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真的就叫你不要再問了啦

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一直問

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對啦，沒有錯啦，真的啦

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他們五個都是吃我這家麵長大的

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頭好壯壯，都考第一名啦

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你不要再問了啦，不要再問了
我不想成名喔

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以前喔，你都不知道他們瘦得跟…

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第五分隊今天為動物醫院剪綵

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來看現場畫面

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我今天非常榮幸可以邀到

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地表最帥的第五分隊來幫我剪綵

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-謝謝你們願意幫我站台
-應該的…

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謝謝

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這是小狗狗嗎？

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這個？這個不是小狗狗

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這個是地獄凱蒂，地獄貓

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地獄貓

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他們落魄了很久都沒有人注意
今天第一次上節目

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《康熙又來了》很榮幸請到他們

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請跟我一起歡迎
這五位超級英雄，第五分隊

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-歡迎
-嘿，好久不見了

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上次一起吃火鍋是在什麼時候呢？

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時間過得好快

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我有點想你

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你過得好嗎？

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（你的故事是什麼？）

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後來的我們又發生了好多新的改變

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該從哪裡說起呢？

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我知道從這裡開始，你一定會喜歡

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坐好了

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我們開始囉

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你們以為現在在開演唱會啊

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五月天，你們到現場了嗎？

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囉哩八唆的煩死人了

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靠！已經到500年了啦

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打鬥對我來說

47
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就是以剛克剛

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（迷你明，又稱冠佑，鼓手）

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撿到100塊

50
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這種等級的打鬥何必那麼緊張？

51
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喂

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五月天
你們那邊現在情況怎麼樣啊？

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-人多得跟搖滾區一樣啊
-喔？

54
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那就當是在開演唱會吧

55
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我和我最後的倔強

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預備

57
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唱！

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喂？長官…

59
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喂？長官…

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長什麼長啊？你火鍋訂幾點？

61
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-5點
-你打個電話延後一下啦

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你覺得我現在有空嗎？

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欸…

64
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我要吃火鍋！

65
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你現在有空了吧？

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靠，便宜沒好貨

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今晚改吃外星串燒啦！

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石頭！

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行了，還是吃火鍋吧

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看我的致命一擊

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（五月天人生無限公司巡迴演唱會）

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讓我們徹夜派對狂歡

73
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跟孤單說再見

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我們都有覺悟

75
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要瘋狂到日出

76
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我們天生就是…

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（人生）

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（人生）

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我很嚴肅

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這不能耽誤

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這不能讓步

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那現實中已經有太多讓步

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嘿，派對動物

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別找退路

85
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不會跳舞

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就不要跳舞

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搖擺也幸福

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就閉著眼以空氣吉他飆速

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嘿，派對動物

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不要認輸

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你不孤獨

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朋友滿屋

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瘋狂胡鬧

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瘋狂慶祝

95
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讓我們徹夜派對狂歡

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很多好時光

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不願被當寵物

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寧願變成怪物

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讓我們徹夜派對狂歡

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跟孤單說再見

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我們都有覺悟

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要瘋狂到日出

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我們天生就是

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派對動物

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讓我們徹夜派對狂歡

106
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很多好時光

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人生難得糊塗

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偶爾脫軌演出

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讓我們徹夜派對狂歡

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跟孤單說再見

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我們都有覺悟

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要瘋狂到日出

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我們天生就是

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派對動物

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派對動物

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（2018年，新年快樂）

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閉上眼，請你閉上眼

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問自己無數平凡日子裡面

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選出你生命中最好的那一天

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再問你最糟的那天

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或許也留下什麼讓你改變

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後來你轉了念

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貧瘠小行星種一棵玫瑰

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困在囚房裡聽見音樂

125
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你開起了演唱會

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把相親對象組成球隊

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去奪下那世界盃

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也許是那天

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最好的一天

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最好的那一天

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龐大或卑微

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恆久或瞬間

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人間的罣礙

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都是相對

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你懷念昨天

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或期待明天

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或是任何還呼吸

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還生存的

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每個最好的今天

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我人生中最好的一天

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每個最好的一天

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大家一起來！

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當一座城牆只為了阻擋

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所有自由渴望

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當一份信仰再不能抵抗

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遍地戰亂饑荒

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蘭陵撩亂茫

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天地離人忘

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無畏孤塚葬

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只怕蒼生殤

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夜未央，天未亮

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我在倖存的沙場

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只盼望此生再奔向思念的臉龐

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淚未乾，心未涼

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是什麼依然在滾燙？

156
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入陣曲伴我無悔的狂妄

157
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忘不記，原不諒，憤恨無疆

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肅不清，除不盡，魑魅魍魎

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幼無糧，民無房

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誰在分贓？

161
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千年後你我都仍被豢養

162
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夜未央，天未亮

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00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,666
我在倖存的沙場

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00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:18,708
只盼望此生再奔向思念的臉龐

165
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,458
淚未乾，心未涼

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00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,625
是什麼依然在滾燙？

167
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:26,666
入陣曲四面楚歌誰獨唱？

168
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,625
夜已央，天已亮

169
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,541
白晝隱沒了星光

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00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,666
像我們都終將葬身歷史的洪荒

171
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當世人都遺忘我，血液曾為誰滾燙？

172
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:42,583
入陣曲伴我無悔的狂妄

173
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入陣去只因恨鐵不成鋼

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世界如果被殘酷攻擊

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只要給我一個電話亭

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把內褲當外衣

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如果你能夠開心

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展開披風帶你飛行

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誰賜予我這一身

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無助的能力？

181
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,875
神也不能阻擋

182
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:09,541
你想離開的心

183
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,458
為什麼拯救地球

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00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:20,166
是那麼容易？

185
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:24,916
為什麼束手無策啊？

186
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:28,083
我和你的愛情

187
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:30,916
為什麼拯救地球

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00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,125
終於完美結局？

189
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,625
為什麼我只能夠

190
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:43,750
眼看著愛燃燒成灰燼？

191
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:48,458
世界如果被殘酷攻擊

192
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:57,083
誰來接手我的超能力？

193
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,083
明明想做個好人

194
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,791
最後卻變成了壞人

195
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,458
以為能做個超人

196
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,083
才發現甚至當不好一個凡人

197
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,708
在名為人生的這個大公司裡

198
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,791
命運才是我們的頂頭上司

199
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,500
雖然人生不能換，命運不能選

200
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:32,041
幸好還有這群好同事、好兄弟

201
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:36,041
一起互相傷害

202
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,666
欸，我們被開除多久啦？

203
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:43,541
靠，誰記得啊？

204
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,250
那一年把外星人趕回去

205
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,583
第五分隊的預算就全部都被砍光了

206
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,208
都這把年紀了，要去哪裡找工作？

207
00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:58,041
奶粉錢都沒了

208
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,166
欸，世界和平啦

209
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,666
工作反而都沒囉

210
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,708
英雄也無用武之地啊

211
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:09,250
尚翊，可以教我打撞球嗎？

212
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,416
叫我教練

213
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:15,541
幸虧當年我學的是美術

214
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,875
現在還能從事有關美的工作

215
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,541
來喔，美的內衣買大送小

216
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,958
-買大送小
-欸，慢慢來…

217
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,291
買大送小，人人都有

218
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,958
老闆，我要那件399元

219
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,333
這唱片行本來好好的

220
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,666
都是你這個尖莎嘴

221
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:52,000
進了一堆賣不出去的唱片

222
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,416
欸，你在講什麼？

223
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,125
-這些都是經典好不好？
-這…

224
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,666
這怎麼少一個？

225
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,666
欸，幹嘛疑心病那麼重啊？

226
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,458
好

227
00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:13,583
這個才是經典喔

228
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,791
拜託，平克佛洛伊德才是經典

229
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,208
欸，同學…

230
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,458
尊重一下，這才是經典啊

231
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:32,041
-怎麼可能是那張？那張不會是經典
-怎樣？來吧

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00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,458
-醜死了我告訴你
-更不可能是這種東西

233
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,333
停！

234
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,708
經不經典這種事

235
00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:43,708
每個人本來就都不一樣嘛

236
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,750
因為你有你的回憶

237
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,625
我有我的傳記

238
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,750
只要感動都是經典

239
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,916
好啦，也是啦，就像麻辣鍋
涮涮鍋、部隊鍋、起士鍋

240
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
都很適合在冬天吃嘛

241
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,583
真的啊，我高中的時候就因為麻辣鍋

242
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,166
就因為麥克傑克森是不是經典

243
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,708
-跟音樂老師大吵一架
-對啊…

244
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:08,166
而且當年我們都一起蹺課看演唱會

245
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,083
看演唱會的人都好像神經病喔

246
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,625
搖滾區的朋友

247
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:15,333
你們是神經病嗎？

248
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,750
看台區的朋友，你們是神經病嗎？

249
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,791
全場的朋友
你們通通都是神經病嗎？

250
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,958
欸…

251
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,708
你們在跟誰講話啊？

252
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,291
你還活著？

253
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:57,416
（搖滾萬歲）

254
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:19,208
（搖滾萬歲）

255
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:29,541
人群中哭著

256
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:35,375
你只想變成透明的顏色

257
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:38,083
你再也不會夢

258
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:42,375
或痛，或心動了

259
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:48,250
你已經決定了…

260
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:52,958
你靜靜忍著

261
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:58,750
緊緊把昨天在拳心握著

262
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,500
而回憶越是甜

263
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:05,750
就是越傷人了

264
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:09,250
越是在手心留下密密麻麻

265
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:15,708
深深淺淺的刀割

266
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:21,916
你不是真正的快樂

267
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:27,958
你的笑只是你穿的保護色

268
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,875
我站在你左側

269
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,875
卻像隔著銀河

270
00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,583
難道就真的

271
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:39,750
抱著遺憾一直到老了

272
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:46,166
然後才後悔著？

273
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:05,625
你不是真正的快樂

274
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:11,916
你的笑只是你穿的保護色

275
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,750
你決定不恨了

276
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:17,541
也決定不愛了

277
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,416
把你的靈魂

278
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,291
關在永遠鎖上的軀殼

279
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:29,125
你值得真正的快樂

280
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:34,916
你應該脫下你穿的保護色

281
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,875
為什麼失去了

282
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,875
還要被懲罰呢？

283
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:46,583
能不能就讓悲傷全部結束在此刻？

284
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:53,500
重新開始活著

285
00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:30,250
晚安！

286
00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:34,333
晚安！

287
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,375
我們是

288
00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:39,416
五月天

289
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,666
歡迎大家參加五月天的人生無限公司

290
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,083
歡迎你們！

291
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:48,916
我也想跟大家一起出去感受一下

292
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,875
這個感受一下飄小雨的感覺

293
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:58,083
我有感覺了

294
00:24:58,166 --> 00:24:59,291
-喔？
-我有感覺了

295
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,000
-什麼感覺？
-你開始有感覺了嗎？

296
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,291
-我有感覺了
-冠佑剛剛舉得很快

297
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,958
然後你現在有感覺？

298
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,333
舉手啊

299
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,458
沒有，剛剛說我有感覺了

300
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,333
-好
-好，你的感覺是？

301
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:17,666
好像可以那個
先預習一下就是倒數的感覺

302
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,625
預習一下可以嗎？

303
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,791
漫遊區的朋友，可以嗎？

304
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:26,375
看台區的朋友，準備好了嗎？

305
00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:31,333
準備好，那我們就…感覺沒了

306
00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:33,291
-啊？
-啊？就這樣？

307
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,958
-啊？
-因為這很看感覺的啦

308
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:37,916
-很看感覺
-喔，抱歉…

309
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,333
好，來，那現在沒感覺了怎麼辦？

310
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,541
我們跟我們的那個皇帝商量一下

311
00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:46,875
沒關係，我們看默契

312
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,083
-等一下，台…
-周老師，F調啦

313
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,708
台上不知道我們要幹嘛

314
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,666
看默契…

315
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:56,125
一，二，三，開始

316
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,208
等一下！

317
00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:04,291
等一下…

318
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,166
-感覺又來了嗎？
-你感覺又來了嗎？

319
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:07,958
不是，我們剛才唱的那個

320
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,208
這個是…這是《垃圾車》嘛

321
00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:12,750
-對
-《垃圾車》是快歌還是慢歌啊？

322
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:16,041
因為我覺得台下的朋友
就有人左右，有人前後

323
00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:17,375
定義不清楚

324
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:18,333
定義不清楚

325
00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:20,458
-定義不清楚
-沒有人帶啦

326
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:22,708
-沒有人帶
-還是阿信你一個人帶

327
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,916
只要我們帶，他們就會做一樣的動作

328
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,166
-喔
-好，那我們請…

329
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:29,708
那我們現在這首來個開合跳好了

330
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,666
為什麼啊？

331
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:34,458
-示範一下
-來…

332
00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:38,125
-怪獸，我想看…
-來跳一下，來…

333
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:40,291
來，麥克風給我…

334
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:43,166
來…你來跳…

335
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:44,458
吉他很重要

336
00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:46,958
大家看好，《垃圾車》配開合跳

337
00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:50,250
-來，周老師請，麻煩你了
-來，周老師，你彈就好了

338
00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:00,750
我開始覺得你交互蹲跳應該也可以

339
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,125
-因為我們瑪莎有鍛鍊過
-瑪莎

340
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,958
-來，我們讓瑪莎來
-瑪莎…

341
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,333
來點交互蹲跳，來

342
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,750
瑪莎…

343
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,291
-老師請喔
-我一講完就覺得不對

344
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:20,708
可以了…

345
00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:23,625
好，交互蹲跳也好了
來，冠佑伏地挺身，來，預備

346
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,750
-一，二，三，開始
-三，開始

347
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:35,333
-好了啦
-好，石頭仰臥起坐預備

348
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:37,416
-一，二，三，開始
-二，三，開始

349
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:47,791
還差一個

350
00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,958
阿信…

351
00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:52,541
我肚子好痛喔

352
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,708
那個

353
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,500
剩你了

354
00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:59,500
沒有，對不起
那個五月天在這邊跟大家道歉

355
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,083
因為再這樣弄下去

356
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:04,958
我們真的會明天那個
跟跨年的朋友疊在一起跨年

357
00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:07,750
大家都走不了，唱不完

358
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:11,000
好啦，那個不然我們今天
在這邊多唱一首歌啦，好嗎？

359
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:17,708
會不會有一天

360
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:20,875
時間真的能倒退？

361
00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:24,625
退回你的、我的、回不去的

362
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:26,791
悠悠的歲月

363
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,708
也許會有一天

364
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,666
世界真的有終點

365
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:37,708
也要和你舉起回憶釀的甜

366
00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:41,291
和你再乾一杯

367
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,291
如果說要我選出代表青春那個畫面

368
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:56,166
浮現了那滴眼淚
那片藍天、那年畢業

369
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,000
那一張邊哭邊笑還要擁抱是你的臉

370
00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:02,500
想起來可愛、可憐、可歌、可泣
可是多懷念

371
00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:05,000
懷念總是突然懷念，不談條件

372
00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:07,875
當回憶衝破考卷、衝出歲月在我眼前

373
00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:10,833
我和你流著汗水、喝著汽水在操場邊

374
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:14,250
說好了無論如何一起走到未來的世界

375
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,666
現在就是那個未來、那個世界

376
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:20,041
為什麼你的身邊、我的身邊
不是同一邊？

377
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,500
友情曾像諾亞方舟、堅強誓言

378
00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:26,666
只是我望著海面等著永遠模糊了視線

379
00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,500
會不會有一天

380
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:32,500
時間真的能倒退？

381
00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:36,208
退回你的、我的、回不去的

382
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,375
悠悠的歲月

383
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:41,166
也許會有一天

384
00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:44,250
世界真的有終點

385
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:49,291
也要和你舉起回憶釀的甜

386
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:53,083
和你再乾一杯

387
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,875
這些年買了四輪
買了手錶、買了單眼

388
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:07,833
卻發現追不到的、停不了的還是那些

389
00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:10,791
人生是只有認命、只能宿命
只好宿醉

390
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:14,208
只剩下高的笑點、低的哭點
卻沒成熟點

391
00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:16,625
成熟就是幻想、幻滅，一場磨練

392
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,583
為什麼只有夢想越磨越小
小到不見？

393
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:22,458
有時候好想流淚，卻沒眼淚

394
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:25,916
期待會你會不會
他會不會開個同學會

395
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,333
他在等你，你在等我，我在等誰？

396
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:31,791
又是誰孩子沒睡、電話沒電
心情沒準備？

397
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,166
天空不斷黑了又亮，亮了又黑

398
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:39,708
那光陰、滄海、桑田
遠走高飛再沒力氣追

399
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:42,625
會不會有一天

400
00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:45,583
時間真的能倒退？

401
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:49,250
退回你的、我的、回不去的

402
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,458
悠悠的歲月

403
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,291
也許會有一天

404
00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:57,375
世界真的有終點

405
00:30:57,458 --> 00:31:02,375
也要和你舉起回憶釀的甜

406
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:06,083
和你再乾一杯

407
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:08,875
終究會有一天

408
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,875
我們都變成昨天

409
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:15,583
是你陪我走過一生一回

410
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,750
匆匆的人間

411
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:20,666
有一天就是今天

412
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:23,625
今天就是有一天

413
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:28,708
說出一直沒說對你的感謝

414
00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,541
和你再乾一杯

415
00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:34,583
再乾一杯永遠

416
00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:38,416
喝了就能萬歲

417
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,833
歲歲和年年

418
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:47,750
時間都停了，他們都回來了

419
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:53,500
懷念的人啊，等你的來到

420
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:59,458
時間都停了，他們都回來了

421
00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:05,208
懷念的人啊，等你的來到

422
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:11,166
時間都停了，他們都回來了

423
00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:13,916
懷念的人啊

424
00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:20,541
等你的來到

425
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:44,583
酒精或節奏，我們搖搖晃晃

426
00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:48,208
那又會怎樣？跌倒你在身旁

427
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:50,875
在身旁打每一場泥濘爛仗

428
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:51,833
你和我

429
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:55,291
就是這樣

430
00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:58,916
只有你知道我都假裝正常

431
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,416
只有我欣賞你的惡形惡狀

432
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:05,083
彼此都是彼此的孽緣業障

433
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:06,000
完美的

434
00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:09,250
狐群狗黨

435
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:11,750
兄弟就是這樣

436
00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:16,416
你每件糗事被我珍藏

437
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,833
兄弟就是這樣

438
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:23,500
我們的荒唐排行榜多難忘

439
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:30,333
當其他人都一次…對我失望

440
00:33:30,416 --> 00:33:33,916
一個…慢慢走光

441
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,666
我的兄弟啊

442
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:39,833
抬頭卻看到你在我身旁

443
00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:43,000
能不能永遠一句…

444
00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:44,583
都沒營養？

445
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:48,083
一直…聊到天亮

446
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:49,875
我的兄弟啊

447
00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:51,708
人生最狂時光

448
00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:55,208
剛好你都在場

449
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:57,000
我的兄弟啊

450
00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,666
人生最好時光

451
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:05,666
是和你兄弟一場

452
00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:33,000
（人生有限公司）

453
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
你用哭聲打卡，產房裡的娃娃

454
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:49,916
眾人祝福你還記得嗎？

455
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,750
當時一絲不掛，如今一分不差

456
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:55,916
成天會議、成堆資料夾

457
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,208
第一個部門主管叫做爸媽

458
00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:01,750
你只要乖乖聽話

459
00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:05,000
第二個部門專門改造傻瓜

460
00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,875
會唸書、會考試的那種傻瓜

461
00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:10,833
你曾掙扎過嗎？你曾反抗過嗎？

462
00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:13,708
如何使用生命就叫使命是嗎？

463
00:35:13,791 --> 00:35:16,625
人生有限選擇，誰在規劃？

464
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:19,541
追逐富貴榮華，目標飛黃騰達

465
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:22,458
你準備好了嗎？現在必須出發

466
00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:24,041
人生有限公司

467
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,416
沒有一天能請假

468
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000
人在哪裡跌倒就在哪趴一下

469
00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:42,916
面對挫折也都專業化

470
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,916
讓生涯最佳化而夢想最小化

471
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
生存機率追求最大化

472
00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:52,250
第三個部門負責財務計畫

473
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:54,791
要你和現實打架

474
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:58,041
第四個部門任務更加複雜

475
00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:00,958
去尋覓、去戀愛、去找她或他

476
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,875
你曾停下過嗎？你曾懷疑過嗎？

477
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:06,791
就算你有想法，你也沒有辦法

478
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,708
人生無限問題沒有解答

479
00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:12,583
人生像打電話總要有人先掛

480
00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:15,583
來時嗚嗚哇哇，走要嘻嘻哈哈

481
00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:21,291
人生有限的話，你想要怎樣喧嘩？

482
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:22,875
人生有限公司

483
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:26,541
沒有一天能請假

484
00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:48,041
（人生生存部門）

485
00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:03,416
人生有限公司？

486
00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:06,750
人生萬萬事，找我就沒事

487
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,791
啊？

488
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:10,083
我既修水電

489
00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,458
也教書法

490
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,291
代客泊車

491
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:20,041
我還是調情高手

492
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,000
琴…琴啦

493
00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,083
這什麼啊？

494
00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:35,416
人生牌美麗人蔘，吃人蔘補人生

495
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,083
活得美麗又認真

496
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:43,041
救人喔，你的人蔘太嗆了
我要退貨啦！

497
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,791
對不起，您撥的電話號碼是空號

498
00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:47,541
請查詢後再撥

499
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:49,625
對不起，您撥的電話號碼…

500
00:37:50,416 --> 00:37:52,916
是空號，請查詢後再撥

501
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:56,166
難道這就是人蔘？

502
00:37:56,416 --> 00:37:58,083
欸，這是薑吧？

503
00:37:58,166 --> 00:37:59,791
長官，你詐財啊？

504
00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:01,000
我說這位兄弟

505
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,750
話不要說得這麼難聽嘛

506
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:04,416
保衛地球不用花錢的啊？

507
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:06,791
保衛地球？

508
00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:10,875
自從議會刪除了第五分隊的經費之後

509
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,583
我只能靠這間公司來籌集經費

510
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,416
長官，當年你好不容易死裡逃生

511
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,666
開個有限公司，過個有限人生

512
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,083
不是挺好的嗎？

513
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,958
如果我就這樣放棄了

514
00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,583
我怎麼對得起曾經為了保護地球

515
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,958
而付出生命的列祖列宗呢？

516
00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,708
我要告訴你們的是

517
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,416
人生是有限的

518
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,583
但有很多事情是無限的

519
00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:45,041
那是什麼？

520
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,083
繳不完的帳單，還不了的房貸

521
00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:49,041
挽不回的情人，管不了的小孩

522
00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:52,500
買不到的門票
保衛不了的世界和平啊

523
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:55,791
讓開…

524
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,666
當年我死裡逃生之後

525
00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,083
祕密地搜集了很多的資料

526
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:05,416
在地球外圍的小行星層

527
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,041
發現了一個巨大的剛烈怪獸

528
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,000
喏，就這個樣子

529
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:12,833
所以我懇請各位再度保護地球

530
00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:16,500
欸，我在跟你們說話

531
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:20,833
長官，那怪物有台北101
40倍這麼高耶

532
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,958
我們幾個是要去幫牠足療
腳底按摩嗎？

533
00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:26,625
你看

534
00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:30,750
就憑這個爛東西？

535
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,041
什麼叫爛東西？不要小看這個東西

536
00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:36,791
我告訴你
我已經找到了敵人的致命弱點

537
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,583
就是牠對聲音極其敏感

538
00:39:40,041 --> 00:39:42,666
你說巧不巧？我又找到了這個

539
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:53,416
怎麼樣？難不難聽啊？

540
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,416
太他媽難聽了

541
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,791
我跟你說，就把這個東西找一個火箭

542
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,375
丟到牠耳朵裡面去

543
00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:02,625
-我不信整不死牠
-太好了

544
00:40:02,708 --> 00:40:04,625
-那趕快啊
-對啊，就發射火箭

545
00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:05,666
什麼？

546
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,500
但我麻煩你們五個看一下鏡子

547
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:08,958
看到了什麼告訴我

548
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,500
五個輸家

549
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,208
對啊，再加上我就是六個輸家

550
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,000
哪來的火箭啊？

551
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:20,125
但是命你們倒是有五條

552
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:22,833
不如我們就拿命跟牠們拼了

553
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:24,208
拜

554
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,625
70億

555
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:30,583
這次死亡的預估人數是70億啊

556
00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:36,291
你們就眼睜睜地看著
這些人的人生就這樣消失嗎？

557
00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:39,208
人生是有限的

558
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,458
可人生的自傳是有無限可能的

559
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,583
就看你怎麼寫了

560
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:49,625
欸，我們的唱片行

561
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:52,291
也在攻擊範圍內

562
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:56,458
我加入

563
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:40,541
找一個和弦開始唱

564
00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:45,375
那故事遺忘的時光

565
00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:50,708
起點是那平凡的成長

566
00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:52,875
或初學吉他時

567
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:55,708
少年們的模樣

568
00:41:55,791 --> 00:42:00,458
那一年的舞台沒掌聲、沒聚光

569
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:05,708
只有盆地邊緣不認輸的倔強

570
00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:10,708
排練室的日夜在爭論、在激盪

571
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:17,333
以音量去吞噬無退路的徬徨

572
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:22,875
那黑的終點可有光？

573
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:27,333
那夜的盡頭可會亮？

574
00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:31,500
那成名在望，會有希望

575
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:36,291
或者是無知的狂妄？

576
00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:40,750
那又會怎麼樣？

577
00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:45,250
那又會怎麼樣？

578
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:49,666
混跡過酒場的駐唱

579
00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:54,166
才讀懂人性的尋常

580
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:58,625
背負過音樂節的重量

581
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:03,166
才體會每場仗都仰賴槍與糧

582
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:07,625
夢是把熱血和汗與淚熬成湯

583
00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:12,083
澆灌在乾涸的、貧瘠的現實上

584
00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:16,541
當日常的重量讓我們不反抗

585
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,541
倒地後才發現

586
00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:23,625
荒地上渺茫希望綻放

587
00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:26,125
穿過了搖滾或糖霜

588
00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:30,916
媚俗或理想、批判或傳唱，道路上

589
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,125
只能看遠方，最遠的地方

590
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:39,458
應許的他方不停衝撞

591
00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:43,750
看過多少臉龐

592
00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:48,041
飛過多少異鄉

593
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:53,125
少年早已蒼茫

594
00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:58,208
回頭望我在何方？

595
00:43:58,291 --> 00:44:00,375
一站又一站的流浪

596
00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:02,500
那旅館和空港

597
00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:06,791
一遍又一遍的採訪和攻防

598
00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:08,875
一雙又一雙的目光

599
00:44:08,958 --> 00:44:11,000
像監獄和高牆

600
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:14,208
牆裡的風光是不是如當初想像？

601
00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:18,208
那黑的終點可有光？

602
00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:22,500
那夜的盡頭可會亮？

603
00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:26,583
那成名在望是否風光

604
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:31,041
或者是瘋狂的火光？

605
00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:34,875
那又該怎麼樣？

606
00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:39,333
那又該怎麼樣？

607
00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:52,541
當我們還這麼年輕

608
00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:57,333
我夢到當時我們翻過牆

609
00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:01,666
曼陀羅花沿途綻放

610
00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:07,166
我們光腳越過人間荒唐

611
00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:09,625
我們愚蠢但強大

612
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:14,458
放學的屋頂像萬人廣場

613
00:45:14,541 --> 00:45:18,791
從不多想，只是信仰

614
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:20,625
少年回頭望

615
00:45:20,708 --> 00:45:27,208
笑我還不快跟上

616
00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:43,333
那路的起點誰能忘？

617
00:45:43,416 --> 00:45:46,666
那路的盡頭誰在唱？

618
00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:49,708
誰成名在望？誰曾失望？

619
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:53,250
卻更多的誰在盼望

620
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:56,541
那黑的終點可有光？

621
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:59,833
那夜的盡頭天將亮

622
00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:02,916
那成名在望，無關真相

623
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,500
如果你心始終信仰

624
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:12,958
誰又能怎樣？

625
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:16,875
你就能飛翔

626
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,250
你就能飛翔

627
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:36,625
（五月天）

628
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:51,666
醒在陌生的地方

629
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:53,958
鏡頭變成了刀槍

630
00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:58,125
耳語也變成了真相

631
00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:00,875
吉他告別了肩膀

632
00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:03,375
詩人棄守了邊疆

633
00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:07,000
我們活在巨大片廠

634
00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:12,916
幸運的孩子爬上了殿堂

635
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:18,166
成果代價都要品嚐

636
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:24,916
單純的孩子是否變了樣？

637
00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,875
轟轟烈烈的排行

638
00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:35,208
沸沸揚揚的頒獎

639
00:47:35,291 --> 00:47:39,958
跟著節奏我常迷惘

640
00:47:40,041 --> 00:47:42,333
當人心變成市場

641
00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:44,625
當市場變成戰場

642
00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:48,333
戰場埋葬多少理想？

643
00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:54,125
回想著理想，稀薄的希望

644
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:59,583
走著鋼索，我的剛強

645
00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:05,625
偉大和偽裝，灰塵或輝煌

646
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:11,375
那是一線之隔或是一線曙光

647
00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:16,958
每個孤單天亮，我都一個人唱

648
00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:20,083
默默地讓這旋律

649
00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:22,541
和我心交響

650
00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:28,166
就算會有一天沒人與我合唱

651
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:30,958
至少在我的心中

652
00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:37,000
還有個尚未崩壞的地方

653
00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:39,875
其實我們都一模一樣

654
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:43,625
無名卻充滿了莫名渴望

655
00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:48,291
一生等一次發光

656
00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,083
寧願重傷也不願悲傷

657
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:54,750
讓傷痕變成了我的徽章

658
00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:58,500
刺在我心臟

659
00:48:58,625 --> 00:49:04,541
永遠不忘

660
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:41,208
每個孤單天亮，我都一個人唱

661
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,291
默默地讓這旋律

662
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:46,833
和我心交響

663
00:49:46,916 --> 00:49:52,416
就算會有一天沒人與我合唱

664
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:55,083
至少在我的心中

665
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:58,083
自己為自己鼓掌

666
00:49:58,166 --> 00:50:03,625
每個孤單天亮，我都一個人唱

667
00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:09,250
默默地讓這旋律和我心交響

668
00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:14,875
就算會有一天沒人與我合唱

669
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,708
至少在我的心中

670
00:50:17,791 --> 00:50:22,875
還有個尚未崩壞的地方

671
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:25,708
孩子一樣

672
00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:31,833
不肯腐爛的土壤

673
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:42,833
再唱…

674
00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:48,833
再唱！

675
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:49,708
怎麼去擁有一道彩虹？

676
00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:55,916
怎麼去擁抱一夏天的風？

677
00:51:56,375 --> 00:52:02,291
天上的星星笑地上的人

678
00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:08,583
總是不能懂，不能覺得足夠

679
00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:17,916
如果我愛上你的笑容

680
00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:24,375
要怎麼收藏？要怎麼擁有？

681
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:30,916
如果你快樂不是為我

682
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:36,166
會不會放手其實才是擁有？

683
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:42,791
當一陣風吹來，風箏飛上天空

684
00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:48,666
為了你而祈禱、而祝福、而感動

685
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:55,750
終於你身影消失在人海盡頭

686
00:52:55,833 --> 00:53:01,833
才發現笑著哭最痛

687
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:08,541
一閃一閃亮晶晶

688
00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:14,500
滿天都是小星星

689
00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:45,916
當一陣風吹來，風箏飛上天空

690
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:51,833
為了你而祈禱、而祝福、而感動

691
00:53:51,916 --> 00:53:58,833
終於你身影消失在人海盡頭

692
00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:05,125
才發現笑著哭最痛

693
00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:16,208
如果我愛上你的笑容

694
00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:22,958
要怎麼收藏？要怎麼擁有？

695
00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:25,833
如果你快樂

696
00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:31,750
不是為我

697
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:40,500
會不會放手其實才是擁有？

698
00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:47,375
知足的快樂

699
00:54:56,041 --> 00:55:01,583
叫我忍受

700
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:08,416
心痛

701
00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:32,750
午夜前醒來迷惘如海

702
00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:39,041
繁星忘了燦爛

703
00:56:39,583 --> 00:56:46,000
我們是小孩，都曾是小孩

704
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:51,333
誕生在這艘船

705
00:56:51,416 --> 00:56:56,625
人們口中方舟像一葉小船

706
00:56:56,708 --> 00:57:00,041
耳語溢出甲板

707
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,333
風雨搖晃旗竿

708
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:09,708
人們切開山巒，剪下了雲彩

709
00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:16,291
削成了萬支槳，縫製風帆

710
00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:21,250
尋找吶喊未知的未來

711
00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:26,208
我們會航向怎樣的未來？

712
00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:29,541
無數命運流轉

713
00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:34,416
打造了無數的、相異的羅盤

714
00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:39,291
當巨浪排山倒海地襲來

715
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:46,291
我們的手鬆開，心也潰散

716
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:52,958
每個人、每顆心

717
00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:56,375
風暴

718
00:57:56,500 --> 00:58:01,333
流竄

719
00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:11,291
諸神已離開，鬼在狂歡

720
00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:17,208
而人們在糾纏

721
00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:24,500
誰生錯血脈？誰長錯色彩？

722
00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:29,500
誰夢錯了期待？

723
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:35,250
漂流無邊汪洋不叫做孤單

724
00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:38,500
夜色的最黑暗

725
00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:42,666
那不是最黑暗

726
00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:48,375
而是人們無窮無盡的爭端

727
00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:54,916
將你我推向了最遠兩端

728
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,875
異端、極端，遺落的遺憾

729
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:04,833
我們會航向怎樣的未來？

730
00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:08,125
無數命運流轉

731
00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:13,041
打造了無數的、相異的羅盤

732
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:18,000
如果世界只剩你我存在

733
00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:21,291
為何人們依然

734
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:23,916
爭論著那未來

735
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,250
而踐踏著現在？

736
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:31,166
我們該珍惜如何的現在？

737
00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:34,291
無數交織自傳

738
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:37,166
相遇在汪洋中

739
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,000
當你抬頭看

740
00:59:39,083 --> 00:59:44,083
何時那萬種漸層的斑斕

741
00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:51,083
已默默綻放在黑夜終端？

742
00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:57,875
那雲端、那光芒

743
00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:01,166
像是

744
01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:05,375
皇冠

745
01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:16,166
朝霞中呢喃，釋然如海

746
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:20,625
你向我靠過來

747
01:00:22,791 --> 01:00:29,041
誰說要龐大才能夠偉大？

748
01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:33,625
我們如此存在

749
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:40,250
歷經摧殘，就要璀璨

750
01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:42,000
如果愛

751
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:49,041
不只是奇幻

752
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:15,250
我身在當時你幻想的未來裡

753
01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:18,166
這個狂熱和衝動

754
01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:20,708
早已冷卻的如今

755
01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:26,833
你頑固的神情消失在鏡子裡

756
01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:32,041
只留下時光消逝的痕跡

757
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:38,416
每顆心的相信，每個人的際遇

758
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:41,291
每個故事的自己

759
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,708
反覆地問著自己

760
01:01:43,791 --> 01:01:50,000
這些年讓步的，你是否會嘆息？

761
01:01:50,083 --> 01:01:55,333
有什麼是你永遠不放棄？

762
01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:58,458
一次一次你

763
01:01:58,583 --> 01:02:02,333
吞下了淚滴

764
01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:07,000
一次一次拼回破碎自己

765
01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:10,291
一天一天你

766
01:02:10,416 --> 01:02:13,916
是否還相信

767
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:19,583
活在你心深處那頑固自己？

768
01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:36,250
你追逐、你呼吸、你囂張的任性

769
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:39,083
鼻青臉腫地哭過

770
01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:41,500
若無其事地忘記

771
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:47,750
如果你能預知這條路的陷阱

772
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:53,166
我想你依然錯得很過癮

773
01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:59,375
走過的叫足跡，走不到叫憧憬

774
01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:02,166
學會收拾起叛逆

775
01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:04,708
學會隱藏了表情

776
01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:10,916
卸下了這面具，我想說謝謝你

777
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:16,333
謝謝你一路陪我到這裡

778
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:19,500
一次一次你

779
01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:23,500
吞下了淚滴

780
01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:27,916
一次一次拼回破碎自己

781
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,958
一天一天你

782
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:34,958
是否還相信

783
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:39,500
活在你心深處那頑固的？

784
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:46,500
你當時相信的那些事情

785
01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:51,041
會在如今變成美麗風景

786
01:03:51,125 --> 01:03:54,458
每當我遲疑

787
01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:57,875
從不曾忘記

788
01:03:58,375 --> 01:04:00,416
活在我心深處

789
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:04,750
那頑固的自己

790
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,083
-欸，保衛地球也要先吃飽
-餓了喔？

791
01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:41,375
打電話叫外賣啊

792
01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:42,583
-好啊
-叫外賣…

793
01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:43,833
-行…
-對啊…

794
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:44,916
叫人家送啦

795
01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:03,166
怎麼了？走啊

796
01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:11,416
-哇塞
-欸…你們要去哪啊？

797
01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:14,416
不是要叫外賣嗎？

798
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:15,541
-嗯
-不用啦

799
01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:18,416
今天就坐這台去吃火鍋吧

800
01:05:37,958 --> 01:05:41,333
閉上眼，請你閉上眼

801
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:45,541
問自己無數平凡日子裡面

802
01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:51,583
選出你生命中最好的那一天

803
01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,958
（你弄壞了！槍是男人的力量）

804
01:05:55,208 --> 01:05:57,083
（機器人對戰石頭）

805
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,375
-怎樣？
-我好像沒有以前那麼硬

806
01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:00,541
啊？

807
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:02,750
我是說我的手啦

808
01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:03,750
喔

809
01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:06,375
最好的一天

810
01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:09,916
最好的那一天

811
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:31,166
你懷念昨天或期待明天

812
01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:36,833
或是任何還呼吸、還生存的

813
01:06:36,916 --> 01:06:41,916
每個最好的今天

814
01:06:58,583 --> 01:07:02,125
我人生中最好的一天

815
01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:09,125
警告…

816
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:11,333
毀滅者即將來襲

817
01:07:11,416 --> 01:07:12,583
警告…

818
01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:13,833
五月天…

819
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:15,416
該你們出動啦

820
01:07:53,666 --> 01:07:56,666
此刻在這世界上

821
01:07:57,083 --> 01:08:01,291
依然有70億部自傳正在被撰寫著

822
01:08:02,041 --> 01:08:03,458
包括你的

823
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,500
包括你的

824
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:18,125
事實上這些傳記並沒有文字

825
01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:22,458
因為你怎麼做、你怎麼活

826
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,875
-就決定了你是誰
-你是誰

827
01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:29,041
你可能身陷險境

828
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,583
你可能備受嘲笑

829
01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:35,166
你可能獨自迎戰

830
01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:38,625
或者你會有一群死黨

831
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,708
人生有限

832
01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:46,125
你的自傳卻有無限種寫法

833
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,500
你的自傳

834
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,791
你曾經燦爛過嗎？

835
01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:55,125
你曾經燦爛過嗎？

836
01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:59,791
去做或者去死

837
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,000
你安全帶馬上解開

838
01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:08,291
你有亮點現在亮出來

839
01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:12,083
你曾經燦爛過嗎？

840
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:20,666
你可以是推倒世界最後的骨牌

841
01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:23,791
也可以是宇宙拼圖缺的那一塊

842
01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:26,833
不要以為你的表演沒有人期待

843
01:09:26,916 --> 01:09:29,916
快要流行用你名字命名的色彩

844
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,041
縫一塊亮片

845
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:36,083
來一場狂戀

846
01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:37,916
世界就是細節

847
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,208
要怎麼改變

848
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:42,333
一點，就等你一念

849
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:45,375
你曾經燦爛過嗎？

850
01:09:45,458 --> 01:09:47,708
你曾經嘗試過嗎？

851
01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:52,750
去做或者去死

852
01:09:53,583 --> 01:09:56,583
每個最好最壞時代

853
01:09:56,666 --> 01:10:00,833
都迫出來幾個天才

854
01:10:00,916 --> 01:10:05,666
你曾經嘗試過嗎？

855
01:10:36,541 --> 01:10:39,708
一，二，一，二，三，開始

856
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:10,833
一，二，一，二，三，開始

857
01:11:38,916 --> 01:11:41,875
一，二，一，二，三，開始

858
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:16,958
難道你想沒什麼意外

859
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:20,083
發一生的呆

860
01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:25,458
墓誌銘只要寫人畜無害？

861
01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:29,375
還是怕輸不參加比賽

862
01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:32,500
把自己淘汰

863
01:12:32,583 --> 01:12:35,500
到老了才發現

864
01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:40,208
小宇宙根本就沒打開？

865
01:12:40,291 --> 01:12:43,208
你曾經燦爛過嗎？

866
01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:45,541
你曾經燦爛過嗎？

867
01:12:45,625 --> 01:12:51,375
去做或者去死

868
01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:54,500
每個最好最壞時代

869
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:58,750
都是你的華麗舞台

870
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:03,916
別忘了要燦爛

871
01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:18,833
五，四，三，二…

872
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:22,291
一顆心噗通噗通地狂跳

873
01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:26,125
一瞬間煩惱…全忘掉

874
01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:29,833
我甩掉地球，地球甩掉

875
01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:32,666
只要越跳越高

876
01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:33,625
來

877
01:13:53,458 --> 01:13:56,791
丟掉手錶、丟外套

878
01:13:56,875 --> 01:14:00,291
丟掉背包再丟嘮叨

879
01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:03,750
丟掉電視、丟電腦

880
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:07,166
丟掉大腦再丟煩惱

881
01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:10,666
衝啥大、衝啥小

882
01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:14,125
衝啥都有人唱反調

883
01:14:14,208 --> 01:14:17,583
恨得多愛得少

884
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:21,791
只想越跳越瘋，越跳越高

885
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:24,875
把地球甩掉

886
01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:28,333
一顆心噗通噗通地狂跳

887
01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:32,208
一瞬間煩惱…全忘掉

888
01:14:32,291 --> 01:14:35,916
我再也不要…

889
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,791
委屈自己一秒

890
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:42,250
一顆心噗通噗通地狂跳

891
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:46,125
一瞬間煩惱…全忘掉

892
01:14:46,208 --> 01:14:49,791
我甩掉地球，地球甩掉

893
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:53,083
只要越跳越高

894
01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:56,750
我甩掉地球，地球甩掉

895
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:59,583
只要越跳越高

896
01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:00,708
來！

897
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:36,083
一顆心噗通噗通地狂跳

898
01:15:36,166 --> 01:15:39,916
一瞬間煩惱…全忘掉

899
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,541
我再也不要…

900
01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:46,375
委屈自己一秒

901
01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:49,958
一顆心噗通噗通地狂跳

902
01:15:50,041 --> 01:15:53,875
一瞬間煩惱…全忘掉

903
01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:57,500
我甩掉地球，地球甩掉

904
01:15:57,583 --> 01:16:00,875
只要越跳越高

905
01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:04,541
我甩掉地球，地球甩掉

906
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:07,666
只要越跳越高

907
01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:09,166
來，跳！

908
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:12,791
跳！

909
01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:16,541
跳！

910
01:16:18,916 --> 01:16:19,750
跳！

911
01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:23,250
跳！

912
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:26,833
跳！

913
01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:30,166
跳！

914
01:16:32,791 --> 01:16:33,625
跳！

915
01:16:52,916 --> 01:16:55,375
五月天，你們到現場了嗎？

916
01:16:56,166 --> 01:16:57,791
那就當是在開演唱會吧

917
01:17:06,666 --> 01:17:08,208
（渤渤老闆，又稱黃長關）

918
01:17:16,958 --> 01:17:18,666
你哭得太累了

919
01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:20,375
你傷得太深了

920
01:17:20,458 --> 01:17:22,083
你愛得太傻了

921
01:17:22,166 --> 01:17:26,041
你哭得就像是末日要來了

922
01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:32,583
所以你聽慢歌

923
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,291
很慢很慢的歌

924
01:17:34,375 --> 01:17:35,958
聽得心如刀割

925
01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:39,958
是不是應該換一種節奏了？

926
01:17:45,041 --> 01:17:49,125
不要再問誰是對的、誰是錯的

927
01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:52,750
誰是誰非，誰又虧欠誰了

928
01:17:52,833 --> 01:17:56,041
反正錯了，反正輸了

929
01:17:56,125 --> 01:17:59,083
反正自己陪自己快樂

930
01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:01,458
我不管你是誰的，誰是你的

931
01:18:01,541 --> 01:18:02,458
我是我的

932
01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:04,916
讓心跳動次…

933
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:05,958
感覺活著

934
01:18:06,041 --> 01:18:08,375
我不管站著、坐著、躺著、趴著

935
01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:09,500
都要快樂

936
01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:11,875
讓音樂動次…

937
01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:12,958
快要聾了

938
01:18:13,041 --> 01:18:15,583
不管了，不想了，不等了

939
01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:17,083
不要不快樂

940
01:18:17,166 --> 01:18:19,541
傷心的人別聽慢歌

941
01:18:21,291 --> 01:18:22,916
人生分分合合

942
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,625
愛情拉拉扯扯

943
01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,416
一路曲曲折折

944
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:30,375
我還是期待明日的新景色

945
01:18:35,166 --> 01:18:36,875
憤青都釋懷了

946
01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:38,541
光棍都戀愛了

947
01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,333
悲劇都圓滿了

948
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:44,166
每一段爭執都飛出和平鴿

949
01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:53,291
不要再問誰是對的、誰是錯的

950
01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:57,083
誰是誰非，誰又虧欠誰了

951
01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,375
反正錯了，反正輸了

952
01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:03,291
反正自己陪自己快樂

953
01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:05,708
我不管你是誰的，誰是你的

954
01:19:05,791 --> 01:19:06,916
我是我的

955
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,250
讓心跳動次…

956
01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:10,208
感覺活著

957
01:19:10,291 --> 01:19:12,625
我不管站著、坐著、躺著、趴著

958
01:19:12,708 --> 01:19:13,708
都要快樂

959
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:16,083
讓音樂動次…

960
01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:17,250
快要聾了

961
01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:19,875
不管了，不想了，不等了

962
01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:21,416
不要不快樂

963
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:23,958
傷心的人別聽慢歌

964
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:45,708
我不管你是誰的，誰是你的

965
01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:46,750
我是我的

966
01:19:46,833 --> 01:19:49,125
讓心跳動次…

967
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:50,166
感覺活著

968
01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:52,625
我不管站著、坐著、躺著、趴著

969
01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:53,708
都要快樂

970
01:19:53,791 --> 01:19:56,083
讓音樂動次…

971
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:57,208
快要聾了

972
01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,833
不管了，不想了，不等了

973
01:19:59,916 --> 01:20:01,375
此時和此刻

974
01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:04,208
不得不去貫徹快樂

975
01:20:04,291 --> 01:20:06,791
不管了，不想了，不等了

976
01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:08,333
不要不快樂

977
01:20:08,416 --> 01:20:10,875
傷心的人別聽慢歌

978
01:20:15,125 --> 01:20:17,916
傷心的人別聽慢歌

979
01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:28,625
傷心的人別聽慢歌

980
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,958
讓我們歡迎我們的長官

981
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,416
黃長官，黃渤！

982
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,833
長官，從我們的這個演唱會

983
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:46,916
人生無限公司，從高雄開始起跑

984
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:49,125
一路跑過了100多站

985
01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:50,625
歷時一年半

986
01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:52,833
我們終於等到你了，長官

987
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,208
對啊，也等得我好辛苦啊

988
01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:58,666
在過去的一年半裡面
長官都在忙些什麼？

989
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,333
忙著想念你們

990
01:21:03,875 --> 01:21:05,958
這種話怎麼能掉地上呢？

991
01:21:06,791 --> 01:21:08,291
在等待著這一天

992
01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:10,708
欸，有一天就是今天

993
01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:13,500
今天就是有一天

994
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,958
大家今天都是等著要來看長官

995
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:22,833
終於回到人生無限公司了

996
01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:25,541
唉呀，太好了，謝謝

997
01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:27,875
其實你們可以下去了

998
01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:29,833
-好…沒問題…
-不…

999
01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:31,625
-大家拜拜
-我們退下

1000
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,083
-謝謝大家
-謝謝

1001
01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:35,208
阿信，那就交給你們了

1002
01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,333
-就給你來…
-就給你們了

1003
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:38,250
-來…
-這真的是…

1004
01:21:38,333 --> 01:21:39,541
這感受不太一樣，你知道嗎？

1005
01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:41,541
不小心把心裡話說出來了

1006
01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:44,875
掌聲鼓勵，黃渤老師

1007
01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:47,083
黃長官，黃導演

1008
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:49,375
再次感謝大家！謝謝！

1009
01:21:49,458 --> 01:21:51,125
-謝謝！
-拜拜！

1010
01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:21,208
有一天我在想

1011
01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:25,250
我到底算是個什麼東西？

1012
01:22:25,333 --> 01:22:27,875
還是我會不會

1013
01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:29,833
根本就不算東西？

1014
01:22:29,916 --> 01:22:32,541
天天都漫無目的

1015
01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:35,500
偏偏又想要證明真理

1016
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:37,500
別人從屁股放屁

1017
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:40,833
我卻每天每天都說要革命

1018
01:22:40,916 --> 01:22:44,458
就算是整個世界

1019
01:22:44,541 --> 01:22:47,500
把我拋棄

1020
01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:52,375
而至少快樂傷心我自己決定

1021
01:22:52,458 --> 01:22:55,125
所以我說

1022
01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:58,166
就讓它去

1023
01:22:58,250 --> 01:23:02,875
我知道潮落之後一定有潮起

1024
01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:06,666
有什麼了不起？

1025
01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:14,250
（預算砍光光，英雄這下玩完惹）

1026
01:23:14,541 --> 01:23:17,083
常常我豁出去

1027
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:21,125
拼了命走過卻沒留痕跡

1028
01:23:21,208 --> 01:23:23,791
可是我從不怕

1029
01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:25,666
挖出我火熱的心

1030
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:28,458
手上有一個硬幣

1031
01:23:28,541 --> 01:23:31,458
反面就決定放棄、嗝屁

1032
01:23:31,541 --> 01:23:33,375
但是啊，在我心底

1033
01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:36,750
卻完完全全不想放棄

1034
01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:40,416
就算是整個世界

1035
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:43,416
把我拋棄

1036
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:48,333
而至少快樂傷心我自己決定

1037
01:23:48,416 --> 01:23:51,041
所以我說

1038
01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:54,125
就讓它去

1039
01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:58,708
我知道潮落之後一定有潮起

1040
01:23:58,791 --> 01:24:03,416
有什麼了不起？

1041
01:24:28,375 --> 01:24:31,041
常常我閉上眼睛

1042
01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:33,958
聽到了海的呼吸是你

1043
01:24:34,041 --> 01:24:36,708
溫柔的藍色潮汐

1044
01:24:36,791 --> 01:24:39,333
告訴我沒有關係

1045
01:24:39,416 --> 01:24:42,958
就算真的整個世界

1046
01:24:43,041 --> 01:24:45,958
把我拋棄

1047
01:24:46,041 --> 01:24:50,958
而至少快樂傷心我自己決定

1048
01:24:51,041 --> 01:24:53,583
所以我說

1049
01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:56,625
就讓它去

1050
01:24:56,708 --> 01:25:01,250
我知道潮落之後一定有潮起

1051
01:25:01,333 --> 01:25:03,333
我不能忘記

1052
01:25:03,416 --> 01:25:07,000
無論是我的明天

1053
01:25:07,083 --> 01:25:09,958
要去哪裡

1054
01:25:10,041 --> 01:25:14,833
而至少快樂傷心我自己決定

1055
01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:17,625
所以我說

1056
01:25:17,708 --> 01:25:20,666
就讓它去

1057
01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:25,291
我知道潮落之後一定有潮起

1058
01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:29,500
有什麼了不起？

1059
01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:34,125
有什麼了不起？

1060
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:37,166
說！

1061
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:06,375
明天我在哪裡？

1062
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:17,833
明天我在哪裡？

1063
01:26:24,291 --> 01:26:25,208
五月天

1064
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,291
人生是有限的

1065
01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,791
但友情可是無限的喔

1066
01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:50,791
（炸彈）

1067
01:27:32,416 --> 01:27:34,541
（五月天，新年快樂
五月天，謝謝你一路陪我到這裡）

1068
01:27:38,666 --> 01:27:45,333
加班…

1069
01:27:45,458 --> 01:27:50,875
加班…

1070
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:56,958
加班…

1071
01:27:57,083 --> 01:28:03,791
加班…

1072
01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:09,166
加班…

1073
01:28:09,291 --> 01:28:15,458
加班…

1074
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:17,958
你說呢？

1075
01:28:18,041 --> 01:28:22,916
明知你不在還是會問

1076
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,583
空氣

1077
01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:29,541
卻不能代替你出聲

1078
01:28:29,625 --> 01:28:31,208
習慣

1079
01:28:31,291 --> 01:28:36,291
像永不癒合的固執傷痕

1080
01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:42,541
一思念就撕裂靈魂

1081
01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:44,625
把相片

1082
01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:49,708
讓你能保存，多洗一本

1083
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:51,333
毛衣

1084
01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:56,291
也為你準備多一層

1085
01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:57,875
但是

1086
01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:02,916
你孤單時刻安慰的體溫

1087
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:08,750
怎麼為你多留一份？

1088
01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:12,333
我不願讓你一個人

1089
01:29:12,416 --> 01:29:15,666
一個人在人海浮沉

1090
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:19,166
我不願你獨自走過

1091
01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:22,041
風雨的時分

1092
01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:25,583
我不願讓你一個人

1093
01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:28,916
承受這世界的殘忍

1094
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:35,958
我不願眼淚陪你到永恆

1095
01:29:48,333 --> 01:29:51,625
也許未來你會找到

1096
01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:56,500
懂你、疼你，更好的人

1097
01:29:56,583 --> 01:29:58,291
下段旅程

1098
01:29:58,375 --> 01:30:02,041
你一定要更幸福豐盛

1099
01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:05,583
我不願讓你一個人

1100
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:09,000
一個人在人海浮沉

1101
01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:12,500
我不願你獨自走過

1102
01:30:12,583 --> 01:30:15,291
風雨的時分

1103
01:30:15,375 --> 01:30:18,916
我不願讓你一個人

1104
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:24,375
承受這世界的殘忍

1105
01:30:25,583 --> 01:30:32,375
我不願眼淚陪你到永恆

1106
01:30:32,583 --> 01:30:34,541
你說呢？

1107
01:30:34,625 --> 01:30:39,125
明知你不在還是會問

1108
01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:46,125
只因習慣你滿足的眼神

1109
01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:47,916
只是

1110
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:52,833
我最後一個奢求的可能

1111
01:30:52,916 --> 01:30:58,666
只求你有快樂人生

1112
01:30:58,750 --> 01:31:01,166
只求命運

1113
01:31:01,250 --> 01:31:06,125
帶你去一段全新的旅程

1114
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:12,750
往幸福的天涯飛奔

1115
01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:19,500
別回頭就往前飛奔

1116
01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:21,250
請忘了我

1117
01:31:21,333 --> 01:31:28,333
還一個人

1118
01:32:08,416 --> 01:32:14,125
轉眼走到了自傳最終章

1119
01:32:14,208 --> 01:32:19,708
已瀏覽所有命運的風光

1120
01:32:19,791 --> 01:32:25,916
混濁的瞳孔，風乾的皮囊

1121
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:31,125
也曾那般花漾

1122
01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:36,833
最愛的相片讓你挑一張

1123
01:32:36,916 --> 01:32:42,666
千萬個片刻，誰在你身旁？

1124
01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:49,666
那一年的我曾和你一樣

1125
01:32:49,750 --> 01:32:53,416
飛揚

1126
01:32:54,416 --> 01:33:00,208
惶惶不安、念念不忘

1127
01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:06,666
還是得放開雙掌

1128
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:12,666
掌心曾握著誰的體溫

1129
01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:16,791
漸涼

1130
01:33:16,875 --> 01:33:22,583
有沒有人在某個地方

1131
01:33:22,666 --> 01:33:28,125
等我重回當初的模樣？

1132
01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:33,833
雙頰曾光滑，夜色曾沁涼

1133
01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:39,625
世界曾瘋狂，愛情曾綻放

1134
01:33:39,708 --> 01:33:45,333
有沒有人依偎我身旁

1135
01:33:45,416 --> 01:33:51,083
聽我傾訴餘生的漫長？

1136
01:33:51,166 --> 01:33:56,708
在你的眼中我似乎健忘

1137
01:33:56,791 --> 01:34:02,875
因為我腦海已有最難忘

1138
01:34:02,958 --> 01:34:07,833
最難遺忘

1139
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:19,625
在我的時代還有唱片行

1140
01:34:19,708 --> 01:34:25,333
如同博物館裝滿了希望

1141
01:34:25,416 --> 01:34:31,333
披頭與槍花，愛情和憂傷

1142
01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:36,708
永遠驕傲高唱

1143
01:34:36,791 --> 01:34:42,458
成就如沙堡，生命如海浪

1144
01:34:42,541 --> 01:34:48,166
浪花會掏盡所有的幻象

1145
01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:55,250
存款與樓房，掙扎與渴望

1146
01:34:55,333 --> 01:34:59,666
散場

1147
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:05,750
回憶如窗，冷淚盈眶

1148
01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:12,208
風景模糊如天堂

1149
01:35:12,958 --> 01:35:18,166
孤單的大床，誰貼近我

1150
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:22,125
臉龐？

1151
01:35:22,625 --> 01:35:28,250
有沒有人也笑憶過往

1152
01:35:28,333 --> 01:35:33,875
跌跌撞撞當時的蠢樣？

1153
01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:39,666
最平凡日子、最卑微夢想

1154
01:35:39,750 --> 01:35:45,291
何時才發現最值得珍藏？

1155
01:35:45,375 --> 01:35:50,916
有沒有人告訴我真相？

1156
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:56,791
時間就是最巨大的謊

1157
01:35:56,875 --> 01:36:02,250
以為的日常原來是無常

1158
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:05,125
生命的具象

1159
01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:09,583
原來只是

1160
01:36:09,666 --> 01:36:16,208
幻象

1161
01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:19,666
（搖滾萬歲）

1162
01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:36,666
這是我自傳最終章

1163
01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:42,333
寫這首長詩用一生時光

1164
01:36:42,416 --> 01:36:48,083
軀殼會解脫藥罐和空房

1165
01:36:48,166 --> 01:36:53,833
我從嬰兒床再走回光芒

1166
01:36:53,916 --> 01:36:59,541
有沒有人知道那個地方？

1167
01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:05,208
我能回到我的最愛身旁

1168
01:37:05,291 --> 01:37:11,000
兒孫們都忙，就讓他們忙

1169
01:37:11,083 --> 01:37:16,875
離開的時候就當我飛翔

1170
01:37:16,958 --> 01:37:22,583
自由飛翔

1171
01:38:07,291 --> 01:38:11,500
當我和世界不一樣

1172
01:38:11,791 --> 01:38:14,791
那就讓我不一樣

1173
01:38:14,875 --> 01:38:16,916
堅持對我來說

1174
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:20,166
就是以剛克剛

1175
01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:24,416
我如果對自己妥協

1176
01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:27,583
如果對自己說謊

1177
01:38:27,666 --> 01:38:29,750
即使別人原諒

1178
01:38:29,833 --> 01:38:32,958
我也不能原諒

1179
01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:35,791
最美的願望

1180
01:38:36,250 --> 01:38:39,125
一定最瘋狂

1181
01:38:39,375 --> 01:38:42,500
我就是我自己的神

1182
01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:49,041
在我活的地方

1183
01:38:57,291 --> 01:39:00,375
其實在今天看到你們

1184
01:39:00,791 --> 01:39:02,166
心裡的感覺

1185
01:39:02,625 --> 01:39:06,291
好像有那麼一點更不一樣

1186
01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:09,666
2018年了，然後…

1187
01:39:10,833 --> 01:39:15,583
然後好像是不是大家都多了一歲？

1188
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:19,541
沒有喔？我想也是

1189
01:39:19,750 --> 01:39:23,500
因為我知道聽五月天的人

1190
01:39:23,708 --> 01:39:26,875
然後好像永遠都不會長大一樣

1191
01:39:27,041 --> 01:39:28,666
就像台上的

1192
01:39:29,291 --> 01:39:30,375
石頭

1193
01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:31,750
冠佑

1194
01:39:31,916 --> 01:39:33,041
瑪莎

1195
01:39:33,125 --> 01:39:34,208
怪獸

1196
01:39:35,125 --> 01:39:37,583
我們在十幾歲的時候就認識了

1197
01:39:37,833 --> 01:39:39,375
你們看他們幾個人

1198
01:39:39,625 --> 01:39:41,166
經過了今天晚上

1199
01:39:41,250 --> 01:39:42,791
大家的種種舉動

1200
01:39:42,875 --> 01:39:45,541
會發現他們心智年齡

1201
01:39:46,583 --> 01:39:48,541
可能真的只有十幾歲吧

1202
01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:53,458
如果能夠永遠維持這樣多好？

1203
01:39:53,916 --> 01:39:54,958
如果…

1204
01:39:56,833 --> 01:39:59,958
不用真的進到大人的世界多好？

1205
01:40:00,666 --> 01:40:03,416
但是過去過不去了

1206
01:40:03,916 --> 01:40:06,041
未來就一直來了

1207
01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,125
我們來到了2018年

1208
01:40:09,666 --> 01:40:11,000
我們來到了這裡

1209
01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:14,250
也許在你的生命中

1210
01:40:15,083 --> 01:40:19,041
感覺到似乎有點跟想像的不一樣

1211
01:40:19,250 --> 01:40:21,375
為什麼我的未來是這樣子？

1212
01:40:21,666 --> 01:40:23,375
為什麼我變成大人以後

1213
01:40:23,750 --> 01:40:27,250
好像不是我想像中的那個大人？

1214
01:40:27,750 --> 01:40:30,125
那邊有一個妹妹，嗨

1215
01:40:31,666 --> 01:40:32,750
哈囉

1216
01:40:34,416 --> 01:40:36,166
妳想不想快點長大？

1217
01:40:37,541 --> 01:40:38,708
妳想嗎？

1218
01:40:39,875 --> 01:40:43,083
旁邊的大人都趕快搖手說不想

1219
01:40:45,625 --> 01:40:46,916
其實長大很好玩的

1220
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:50,500
因為妳會有一群

1221
01:40:51,333 --> 01:40:52,750
像五月天一樣

1222
01:40:53,375 --> 01:40:55,458
有點智障、有點長不大的朋友

1223
01:40:56,500 --> 01:40:58,083
妳會有很好的人生

1224
01:40:58,166 --> 01:41:00,750
妳會談一場轟轟烈烈的戀愛

1225
01:41:00,833 --> 01:41:03,500
妳的爸爸雖然不希望妳這麼做

1226
01:41:05,250 --> 01:41:06,916
大人的世界很好

1227
01:41:07,208 --> 01:41:11,041
如果有時候有那麼一點不好的話

1228
01:41:11,208 --> 01:41:12,250
沒關係

1229
01:41:12,750 --> 01:41:14,291
當你戴上耳機

1230
01:41:14,833 --> 01:41:16,416
聽五月天的時候

1231
01:41:16,500 --> 01:41:20,416
你要記得五月天永遠陪你20歲

1232
01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:24,083
五月天永遠陪你們20歲

1233
01:41:24,375 --> 01:41:26,333
來到2018年！

1234
01:41:27,083 --> 01:41:30,041
我們雖然變成大人

1235
01:41:30,583 --> 01:41:33,541
我們是負得了重量的大人

1236
01:41:34,083 --> 01:41:35,583
我們是心裡

1237
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,666
有著一個小孩的大人

1238
01:41:37,833 --> 01:41:39,083
謝謝你們

1239
01:41:39,416 --> 01:41:42,791
新年快樂…

1240
01:41:44,125 --> 01:41:46,916
謝謝你們！新年快樂！

1241
01:41:51,750 --> 01:41:54,875
我和我最後的倔強

1242
01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:57,958
握緊雙手絕對不放

1243
01:41:58,041 --> 01:42:01,041
下一站是不是天堂？

1244
01:42:01,125 --> 01:42:04,416
就算失望不能絕望

1245
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:07,625
我和我驕傲的倔強

1246
01:42:07,708 --> 01:42:10,833
我在風中大聲地唱

1247
01:42:10,916 --> 01:42:13,791
這一次為自己瘋狂

1248
01:42:13,875 --> 01:42:20,166
就這一次，我和我的

1249
01:42:22,500 --> 01:42:26,750
倔強

1250
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:46,041
對，愛我的人別緊張

1251
01:42:46,125 --> 01:42:49,125
我的固執很善良

1252
01:42:49,208 --> 01:42:51,166
我的手越骯髒

1253
01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:54,250
眼神越是發光

1254
01:42:54,333 --> 01:42:58,333
你不在乎我的過往

1255
01:42:58,416 --> 01:43:01,500
看到了我的翅膀

1256
01:43:01,583 --> 01:43:03,458
你說被火燒過

1257
01:43:03,541 --> 01:43:06,583
才能出現鳳凰

1258
01:43:06,666 --> 01:43:09,666
逆風的方向

1259
01:43:09,750 --> 01:43:12,708
更適合飛翔

1260
01:43:12,791 --> 01:43:15,791
我不怕千萬人阻擋

1261
01:43:15,875 --> 01:43:18,833
只怕自己投降

1262
01:43:18,916 --> 01:43:21,916
我和我最後的倔強

1263
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,875
握緊雙手絕對不放

1264
01:43:24,958 --> 01:43:27,833
下一站是不是天堂？

1265
01:43:27,916 --> 01:43:31,208
就算失望不能絕望

1266
01:43:31,291 --> 01:43:34,250
我和我驕傲的倔強

1267
01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:37,291
我在風中大聲地唱

1268
01:43:37,375 --> 01:43:40,166
這一次為自己瘋狂

1269
01:43:40,250 --> 01:43:41,791
就這一次

1270
01:43:41,875 --> 01:43:46,333
我和我的倔強

1271
01:43:46,416 --> 01:43:49,625
就這一次讓我大聲唱

1272
01:43:58,625 --> 01:44:01,875
就算失望不能絕望

1273
01:44:10,791 --> 01:44:14,208
就這一次，我和我的

1274
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:26,500
就算失望不能絕望

1275
01:44:35,541 --> 01:44:37,125
就這一次

1276
01:44:37,208 --> 01:44:41,791
我和我的倔強

1277
01:45:17,250 --> 01:45:19,083
滾了沒啦？

1278
01:45:19,750 --> 01:45:21,375
你那台停好了沒啊？

1279
01:45:21,458 --> 01:45:23,500
早就停好了啦

1280
01:45:24,291 --> 01:45:25,875
-搞什麼東西？飛機這樣亂停
-這我們的沒？

1281
01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:28,708
-馬路是你家的啊？
-搞什麼？搞什麼東西啊？

1282
01:45:28,875 --> 01:45:30,875
-到底發生什麼事啊？
-發生什麼事？

1283
01:45:35,208 --> 01:45:37,166
到底是滾了沒啦？

1284
01:45:37,583 --> 01:45:38,916
快滾了

1285
01:45:39,583 --> 01:45:40,958
不用等長官嗎？

1286
01:45:41,625 --> 01:45:43,500
長官早就跟長官的長官

1287
01:45:43,583 --> 01:45:45,666
-一起去吃長官的慶功宴
-嗯

1288
01:45:45,875 --> 01:45:47,625
該不會他們的慶功宴

1289
01:45:47,708 --> 01:45:50,583
是吃龍蝦和牛鍋吧？

1290
01:45:51,708 --> 01:45:53,750
來啦，來…

1291
01:45:54,375 --> 01:45:55,791
最好吃的火鍋喔

1292
01:45:55,875 --> 01:45:57,458
就是朋友吃一鍋啦

1293
01:45:57,541 --> 01:45:59,291
-嗯
-還嗯呢

1294
01:45:59,375 --> 01:46:01,000
水滾了，快點啦

1295
01:46:01,125 --> 01:46:03,000
-想吃什麼趕快放下去
-對啦

1296
01:46:05,583 --> 01:46:08,333
你的一生中吃過多少火鍋？

1297
01:46:08,416 --> 01:46:11,458
部隊鍋、起士鍋、龍蝦和牛鍋

1298
01:46:11,541 --> 01:46:13,541
讓你始終念念不忘的

1299
01:46:13,625 --> 01:46:15,666
始終是人，不是鍋

1300
01:46:16,250 --> 01:46:17,416
電影到了結尾

1301
01:46:17,500 --> 01:46:20,083
也許人生也有個盡頭

1302
01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:23,958
但謝謝你們在我有限的人生自傳中

1303
01:46:24,041 --> 01:46:25,916
給我無私的陪伴

1304
01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:27,541
與無限的感動

1305
01:46:28,208 --> 01:46:30,750
對了，那個超難聽的炸彈歌

1306
01:46:30,833 --> 01:46:32,666
到底是哪個樂團唱的啊？

1307
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:34,375
五月天啦

1308
01:46:34,666 --> 01:46:37,083
唉唷，趕快吃一吃啦，我要收攤了啦

1309
01:46:41,500 --> 01:46:43,625
欸…我們上頭條了耶

1310
01:46:44,166 --> 01:46:46,750
靠北啊，我們被開除了啦

1311
01:46:47,291 --> 01:46:54,250
（搖滾萬歲）

1312
01:46:54,750 --> 01:46:56,208
不是要叫外賣嗎？

1313
01:46:56,791 --> 01:46:59,875
不用啦，今天就坐這台去吃火鍋吧

1314
01:47:01,708 --> 01:47:04,208
我們現在來到這個高科技的機艙內部

1315
01:47:04,583 --> 01:47:06,166
-哇塞
-真的是有夠厲害的

1316
01:47:06,250 --> 01:47:08,375
渦輪增壓引擎耶

1317
01:47:08,458 --> 01:47:10,791
-欸…你不要亂按
-你會開飛機嗎？

1318
01:47:11,416 --> 01:47:14,791
拜託，開飛機耶
不就跟打電動一樣嗎？

1319
01:47:14,875 --> 01:47:16,791
大驚小怪，來

1320
01:47:20,541 --> 01:47:23,416
五月天，該你們出動啦

1321
01:47:28,041 --> 01:47:31,166
靠，這不只101的40倍高吧？

1322
01:47:32,166 --> 01:47:33,875
那是4041囉？

1323
01:47:34,291 --> 01:47:38,250
新聞快報
退休的第五分隊再次挺身保護地球

1324
01:47:38,333 --> 01:47:40,375
成功擊退剛烈怪獸

1325
01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:42,416
-欸
-哈囉

1326
01:47:43,333 --> 01:47:44,625
你們在這邊吃飯啊？

1327
01:47:44,708 --> 01:47:46,416
-對啊，要一起吃嗎？
-對啊

1328
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:48,333
-喔，好啊
-乾杯

1329
01:47:48,416 --> 01:47:49,291
乾杯

1330
01:47:49,375 --> 01:47:51,958
-欸，飛機要被拖走了
-欸

1331
01:47:52,750 --> 01:47:54,541
我們剛剛拯救世界，很…

1332
01:47:54,625 --> 01:47:56,708
先不要說那麼多，駕照先拿出來再說

1333
01:47:56,791 --> 01:47:58,750
-駕照
-有了吧？你有帶吧？

1334
01:47:58,833 --> 01:47:59,875
其他證件呢？

1335
01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:01,000
其他證件

1336
01:48:01,083 --> 01:48:02,125
有帶嗎？

1337
01:48:02,208 --> 01:48:04,166
我有植動物晶片可以嗎？

1338
01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:07,916
欸，不要拖啊
欸，我就跟你講我有動物晶片了

1339
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:09,333
一，二，三

1340
01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:12,833
其實我是你們的超級粉絲

1341
01:48:13,791 --> 01:48:15,333
可不可以幫我簽個名？

1342
01:48:15,958 --> 01:48:17,000
簽牆上嗎？

1343
01:48:17,416 --> 01:48:19,375
簽身上

1344
01:48:19,750 --> 01:48:21,666
可以啊

1345
01:48:22,833 --> 01:48:24,750
欸，跟爸媽打招呼

1346
01:48:24,875 --> 01:48:28,750
欸，媽，我上電視了，這裡啦，嗨…

1347
01:48:28,875 --> 01:48:30,958
欸…是真的耶

1348
01:48:31,041 --> 01:48:33,375
康永哥跟小S跟電視上一樣耶

1349
01:48:33,458 --> 01:48:34,750
-真的耶
-真的

1350
01:48:34,833 --> 01:48:37,166
欸，她會不會摸我肌肉啊？

1351
01:48:37,291 --> 01:48:38,666
-色狼
-欸…

1352
01:48:38,750 --> 01:48:40,458
-有客人…
-喔…

1353
01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:43,375
買這麼多啊？

1354
01:48:43,458 --> 01:48:45,791
這是我兒子的樂團，請多多支持

1355
01:48:46,208 --> 01:48:49,166
-也是玩樂團的是吧？
-是啊…

1356
01:48:49,250 --> 01:48:50,875
剛好

1357
01:48:51,125 --> 01:48:54,500
-現在只要加價49元
-49元

1358
01:48:54,666 --> 01:48:57,583
就可以把這個樂團的唱片也帶回家

1359
01:48:57,666 --> 01:48:59,791
怎麼樣？參考一下好不好？

1360
01:48:59,875 --> 01:49:00,750
49元

1361
01:49:10,791 --> 01:49:13,125
阿信…

1362
01:49:13,500 --> 01:49:16,625
不瞞妳說，其實我有懼高症

1363
01:49:17,125 --> 01:49:18,875
每天這樣飛來飛去

1364
01:49:18,958 --> 01:49:20,791
心理壓力真的很大

1365
01:49:21,416 --> 01:49:23,291
我非常能夠理解

1366
01:49:23,708 --> 01:49:26,083
可是人家我是獸醫耶

1367
01:49:45,791 --> 01:49:47,583
第五分隊您好

1368
01:49:47,791 --> 01:49:50,291
育幼院已經收到您的捐款

1369
01:49:50,541 --> 01:49:52,125
非常感謝您

1370
01:49:52,208 --> 01:49:54,375
祝您有個愉快的一天

1371
01:50:54,500 --> 01:51:00,083
（搖滾萬歲）

1372
01:51:54,750 --> 01:51:58,166
我的心裡感覺到人生的沉重

1373
01:51:58,250 --> 01:52:00,958
不敢有所動作

1374
01:52:01,041 --> 01:52:03,875
我不是好孩子，也不是壞人

1375
01:52:03,958 --> 01:52:06,583
我只是愛作夢

1376
01:52:06,666 --> 01:52:09,958
我不願隨浪隨風四處飄泊

1377
01:52:10,041 --> 01:52:12,708
就像船找不到港口

1378
01:52:12,791 --> 01:52:16,041
我不願做人奸詐鑽縫

1379
01:52:16,125 --> 01:52:19,625
寧願來作傻瓜

1380
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:23,916
我不是頭腦空空

1381
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:26,583
我不是一隻米蟲

1382
01:52:26,666 --> 01:52:29,041
人啊人，一輩子

1383
01:52:29,125 --> 01:52:33,375
要怎麼開心地過春夏秋冬？

1384
01:52:34,125 --> 01:52:40,333
我有我的路，有我的夢

1385
01:52:40,416 --> 01:52:43,041
夢中的那個世界

1386
01:52:43,125 --> 01:52:46,041
難道說是一場空？

1387
01:52:46,125 --> 01:52:52,416
我走過的路，只有希望

1388
01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:55,041
希望你我講過的話

1389
01:52:55,125 --> 01:52:59,250
放在心裡面，總有一天

1390
01:53:09,708 --> 01:53:13,000
看到滿天全金條，伸手拿卻落空

1391
01:53:13,083 --> 01:53:15,708
環境來戲弄

1392
01:53:15,791 --> 01:53:19,000
背景不夠強，天才也沒用

1393
01:53:19,083 --> 01:53:21,541
樣樣都輸給別人

1394
01:53:21,625 --> 01:53:25,000
只好看破這虛華，不怕路難行

1395
01:53:25,083 --> 01:53:27,458
不怕大雨淋

1396
01:53:27,541 --> 01:53:31,000
心上一字“敢”，面對我的夢

1397
01:53:31,083 --> 01:53:35,333
甘願來作傻瓜

1398
01:53:35,916 --> 01:53:38,625
我不是頭腦空空

1399
01:53:38,708 --> 01:53:41,458
我不是一隻米蟲

1400
01:53:41,541 --> 01:53:43,958
人啊人，一輩子

1401
01:53:44,041 --> 01:53:47,750
要怎麼開心地過春夏秋冬？

1402
01:53:49,208 --> 01:53:55,333
我有我的路，有我的夢

1403
01:53:55,416 --> 01:53:57,958
夢中的那個世界

1404
01:53:58,041 --> 01:54:01,000
難道說是一場空？

1405
01:54:01,083 --> 01:54:07,375
我走過的路，只有希望

1406
01:54:07,458 --> 01:54:09,958
希望你我講過的話

1407
01:54:10,041 --> 01:54:16,583
放在心裡面，總有一天

1408
01:54:29,541 --> 01:54:35,833
我有我的路，有我的夢

1409
01:54:35,916 --> 01:54:38,416
夢中的那個世界

1410
01:54:38,500 --> 01:54:41,458
難道說是一場空？

1411
01:54:41,541 --> 01:54:47,833
我走過的路，只有希望

1412
01:54:47,916 --> 01:54:50,416
希望你我講過的話

1413
01:54:50,500 --> 01:54:54,833
放在心裡面，總有一天

1414
01:54:57,541 --> 01:55:01,208
我知道總會有一天

1415
01:55:38,708 --> 01:55:41,541
讓我聽見你的聲音

1416
01:55:50,750 --> 01:55:53,500
讓我聽見你的聲音

1417
01:56:06,458 --> 01:56:11,291
生命呢，是由一連串的轉眼所構成的

1418
01:56:12,666 --> 01:56:14,125
五月天要告訴你們

1419
01:56:14,583 --> 01:56:15,708
轉眼間

1420
01:56:16,416 --> 01:56:18,541
當初在我面前

1421
01:56:19,166 --> 01:56:22,083
像一個很挑釁的學弟的瑪莎

1422
01:56:22,166 --> 01:56:24,875
現在已經是一對雙胞胎的爸爸了

1423
01:56:29,041 --> 01:56:31,708
曾經漂浪的浪子

1424
01:56:31,791 --> 01:56:32,875
石頭

1425
01:56:33,083 --> 01:56:36,500
在如今變成了一個成熟穩重的男人了

1426
01:56:40,958 --> 01:56:44,041
當初照顧我們的大哥哥冠佑

1427
01:56:44,541 --> 01:56:46,375
他現在還是我們的大哥哥

1428
01:56:52,458 --> 01:56:54,750
總是督促著我們要練團

1429
01:56:55,583 --> 01:56:57,458
要寫譜、要錄音

1430
01:56:57,625 --> 01:56:59,500
我們團長怪獸大人

1431
01:57:03,333 --> 01:57:08,083
現在還是一個任重道遠
肩負重任的男子漢

1432
01:57:08,666 --> 01:57:09,708
而我…

1433
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:13,750
而我還是像當初一樣

1434
01:57:14,125 --> 01:57:16,416
那個總是愛作夢

1435
01:57:16,666 --> 01:57:18,250
總是愛說大話

1436
01:57:18,708 --> 01:57:19,958
當初的…

1437
01:57:21,791 --> 01:57:22,958
年輕人

1438
01:57:23,041 --> 01:57:24,166
但是

1439
01:57:24,791 --> 01:57:26,416
現在我已經不年輕了

1440
01:57:26,500 --> 01:57:27,916
年輕的是你們

1441
01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:32,166
真的一轉眼我們已經過了20幾年了

1442
01:57:32,250 --> 01:57:34,333
一轉眼我們已經中年了

1443
01:57:34,416 --> 01:57:37,708
我不知道你們在何時、在什麼時候

1444
01:57:37,791 --> 01:57:39,583
第一次聽到五月天

1445
01:57:39,833 --> 01:57:43,041
可以的話現在把眼睛閉起來想一想

1446
01:57:44,541 --> 01:57:47,833
你在什麼時候第一次認識五月天？

1447
01:57:49,166 --> 01:57:50,958
還記得那時候的自己嗎？

1448
01:57:51,958 --> 01:57:54,625
所有的生命都是一個轉眼

1449
01:57:54,833 --> 01:57:57,833
也許我們說不出一個好的新年新願望

1450
01:57:58,166 --> 01:58:00,791
但是我們知道在未來的日子裡面

1451
01:58:01,083 --> 01:58:02,625
我們可以更用力地

1452
01:58:02,708 --> 01:58:05,291
抓緊每一個轉眼的片刻

1453
01:58:05,875 --> 01:58:08,291
五月天和你們一起

1454
01:58:09,583 --> 01:58:12,291
讓你在轉眼的每一個片刻之間

1455
01:58:12,708 --> 01:58:15,958
都有最好的背景音樂陪著你

1456
01:58:16,541 --> 01:58:18,125
不論你是失戀

1457
01:58:19,208 --> 01:58:20,791
也許你會失業

1458
01:58:20,875 --> 01:58:23,375
也許你會傷心難過

1459
01:58:23,708 --> 01:58:26,250
當然你會有快樂的時候

1460
01:58:26,333 --> 01:58:29,291
就像現在所有的朋友在一起

1461
01:58:29,791 --> 01:58:32,666
五月天陪著你每一個轉眼

1462
01:58:35,875 --> 01:58:37,083
如果未來

1463
01:58:37,958 --> 01:58:39,000
你覺得孤單

1464
01:58:39,083 --> 01:58:43,291
那麼就在心裡唱這個旋律吧

1465
01:58:44,125 --> 01:58:45,333
你知道的

1466
01:59:06,500 --> 01:59:09,375
一，二，三，開始！

1467
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:25,291
（五月天）

1468
01:59:40,125 --> 01:59:42,166
新年快樂！

1469
01:59:43,708 --> 01:59:45,958
新年快樂！

1470
01:59:53,541 --> 01:59:58,625
五月天！