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I did what I could.
I don't think I did so badly.
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DIEGO ARMANDO MARADONA
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The best soccer player of all time
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THE HAND OF GOD
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Hi, Patrizia.
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That’s me. Who are you?
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What do you mean, who am I?
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I’m San Gennaro.
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-How do you know my name?
-I told you, I’m San Gennaro.
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You’re waiting for the 412 bus, right?
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It’ll never come,
you could be waiting for hours.
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You want a ride?
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We can take you home if you like,
Luigino Serra and I.
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A pleasure, Luigino Serra.
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No, thanks. I’ll take the bus.
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You can't have children, can you?
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Get in.
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On the way, I’ll explain how you can have
a child with your husband…
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…Franco.
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Let’s go, Luigino.
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Where are we going?
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We’re stopping by my house,
so I can explain it better to you.
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Jesus!
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The Little Monk!
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Yes, that’s him all right,
the Little Monk.
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Come here, Little Monk.
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Now, Patrizia, bend over
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and kiss the Little Monk’s head.
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For good luck.
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There!
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Now you can have
all the children you want…
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My pretty Patrizia.
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It’s 10 p.m. Where’ve you been?
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Wait…
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You won’t believe it,
but the bus was two hours late.
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You did it again.
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You did it again? Whore!
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Come over here!
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I’ll bash your head in!
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-Letch!
-Whore!
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Come here!
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You locked the door?
C’mon, I’m not gonna hurt you.
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I’m not gonna hurt you!
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Open up!
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Hurry, Marì, Franco wants to kill me.
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-Slow down, sweetie.
-Don’t worry, Mama.
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I’m falling off!
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What happened?
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The whore did it again.
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She was turning tricks again!
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That’s not true! I met San Gennaro.
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He took me to the Little Monk,
he’s the one who gave me the money.
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He told me that
I can get pregnant now.
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That’s why I was late.
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Piece of shit! I did it for you!
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Saverio, did you see
my sister has a bloody nose?
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Go get a wet cloth.
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You can knock it off as well.
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Marì, I swear to God,
it was the Little Monk.
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Patrizia, please, stop.
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Whore!
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Whore!
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I’ll go talk to him.
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Whore, whore and whore!
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Franco, you gotta stop.
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She’s a whore.
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She’s not a whore, she’s sick,
even the psychiatrist said so.
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Being childless sent her over the edge.
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-She’s depressed.
-She’s a whore.
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But Uncle…
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…what if she really saw the Little Monk?
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Keep saying crap like that
and you’ll flunk out of school.
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The baroness is such a drag.
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Mama, have you ever seen
the baroness’s house?
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Sure, when her husband was alive,
I went often.
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But after he died,
she doesn’t let anyone in.
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-What’s the house like?
-Weird.
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And her husband?
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Signor Attilio, a good man,
a famous gynecologist.
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She treated him like a doormat.
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She’d only let him go out
for 20 minutes on Saturdays.
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She’d fill out the gambling slip
and he’d go place the bet.
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Fabiè, wake up your brother,
he’s got university.
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Marchino, get up,
you’ve gotta go to class.
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-Daniela, out.
-No.
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Come out, I gotta go to work
and Fabietto’s gotta go to school.
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-Is your brother up?
-No, he was out till four.
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-What are you doing?
-Cutting my nails.
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-Can’t you cut them in your room?
-No.
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-Where do you get that cockiness from?
-From you!
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Papa, you think Maradona will come?
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No way, he’d never
leave Barcelona for this shithole.
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He won’t come!
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See? Your sister even learns stuff
locked in that bathroom.
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A little bird tells me
you’re building a chalet in Roccaraso.
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A chalet! More like a two-room condo.
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With a yard! You’re making good money.
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My late husband
wanted a house in the mountains.
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I told him he’d end up in a dumpster
if he did something so foolish.
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Humanity is dreadful,
didn’t they tell you?
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No, nobody told me anything.
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Have you met
your sister-in-law’s boyfriend?
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-We will on Sunday, in Agerola.
-Agerola’s such a shithole.
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-The air is clean.
-All shitholes have clean air.
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Is that Baroness Focale?
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-She looks just like John Paul II.
-You’re right.
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But the Pope is sexier.
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Let me see. You look good, I like it.
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Goodbye, sweetie.
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Your neighbor went
to that wedding on Saturday.
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How was it?
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The way she tells it,
it was like Charles and Diana’s.
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"Incredible, enchanting,
elegant, captivating."
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-Nice!
-Nice? Vulgar is more like it.
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A wedding on Procida Island?
Just imagine.
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I could understand Capri, but Procida…
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I don’t believe her, but she says
that Franco Zeffirelli was there.
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He kissed her hand and said,
"What a beautiful lady!"
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Why don’t you believe her, Baroness?
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Zeffirelli bats for the other team.
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Imagine him kissing
that ghastly Graziella!
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-You really dislike her.
-She and her whole family put on airs.
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Just because they’re
from the north of Italy.
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Those dimwits think
they’re Austro-Hungarian!
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We’re from the Kingdom of Naples!
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Don’t make fun of me.
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Oh Madonna! Just a second.
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What’s she doing?
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Let’s go.
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Lovey-dovey nonsense!
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My husband liked that too,
but I told him in rhyme,
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"Attiliuccio, let me be clear,
I’m a drill sergeant, dear."
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-I’m going, I’m bored.
-I’ll bring your lunch?
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Leave it at my door
and tap the broom five times.
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Bye.
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See ya.
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Do you need to make a confession?
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Antò, can you see them?
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Not yet, Uncle.
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Fly, Dieghito…
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-Piece of shit.
-Stop!
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Piece of shit!
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Would you pass me the peaches in wine?
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Look at your mama,
she's goading Signora Gentile.
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She likes making her say bad words.
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Everybody knows Signora Gentile
is the meanest woman in Naples.
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And who’s got her as an in-law? Me.
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-Is she cold?
-No, she’s just showing off her fur coat.
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-You’re dripping all over yourself.
-Fuck off!
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Why don’t you come join us?
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Because you people are trash!
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What pleasantries
is Signora Gentile saying?
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In a most poetic outburst,
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she says she holds us all
in the highest regard.
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Why didn’t Daniela come?
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She was in the bathroom.
We waited for her for two hours.
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-Auntie, can you juggle the oranges?
-Of course, sweetheart!
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Auntie Maria!
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Go, Maria!
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She never stops.
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How the heck does she do it?
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Uncle Alfredo’s wife is here.
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-Austera!
-The scientist has arrived!
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Will you stop being an asshole?
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Austera, don’t pay any attention to him.
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-Everything okay?
-My spleen’s acting up.
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-Did you go for a jog?
-I’ve never jogged in my life.
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What are you working on
in your mysterious lab?
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You won’t believe it,
but my team and I
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are close to finding the cure for cancer.
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Nenè, you didn't even try
the bell peppers.
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Of course not, I’m doing "Witch Watch."
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What’s that?
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She means Weight Watchers.
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She’s already lost almost 8 pounds.
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Lose another 130
to match Pavarotti's weight!
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Shut the hell up.
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Don’t listen to her.
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Riccardino, can you see them?
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Not yet, Uncle.
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-Antò, see anything?
-Not a thing.
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Have any of you seen
our sister’s boyfriend?
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Luisella says he’s handsome.
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I highly doubt that.
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Our sister’s always been butt-ugly
and a real idiot.
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Please, even if you don’t like him,
don’t start with your crap.
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Luisella is 42.
Who knows how she found this moron.
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"Lucean carriere zitellesche innanzi,"
said the great poet.
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It's his classical education,
can't you tell?
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-You look great, Mammì.
-Fuck off!
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Here I am. Did you miss me?
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Terribly!
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Austera, have you found
a cure for Geppino?
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There’s no hope for him.
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How’s the watermelon?
My veterinarian friend gave it to me.
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-Be honest, though.
-It’s good.
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-How big a schmuck is Geppino?
-Huge. You know what he does?
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He looks the other way
when the vet clinics get inspected.
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In exchange,
he gets watermelons and champagne.
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-And even a fur for his mother.
-Absolutely!
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Sooner or later, he’ll end up in jail.
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-Riccardino, you see them?
-Nothin’.
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-Antò?
-Not yet.
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Silvana, what do you know
about Luisella’s new boyfriend?
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Only his name, Aldo.
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What does he do for a living?
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You’re not telling the truth, you know!
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-Marchino, she knows.
-I dunno.
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-How’s your acting career going?
-Don’t go on about that.
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He’s got an audition with Fellini.
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It’s not an audition,
Fellini’s just looking for extras.
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-He’s seeing 4,000 people.
-It’s still an audition.
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-Antò?
-Still The Desert of the Tartars.
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Antonio’s studying classics too?
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-Mammì, want some chilled watermelon?
-Piss off, stop fucking with me.
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Stop laughing, you idiot.
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I think Pelé and Di Stefano
are better than Maradona.
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When did you all become
such disappointments?
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Why are you so sure of yourselves?
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Stick with eating and drinking,
that’s all you know how to do.
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My friend who owns a bar in Turin
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said Agnelli has reached a deal
with Maradona.
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-Don’t say that in front of Alfredo.
-I don’t believe it.
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Agnelli has coffee there every morning
and he confided in him.
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Yeah, Agnelli drinks coffee
at your friend’s bar!
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What crap!
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Do you really think Maradona
will come play for Napoli?
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It’s all shit they make up
to sell newspapers.
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Ferlaino is a stingy chairman.
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I know him well,
he comes to the bank a lot.
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Fabiè, if Maradona
doesn’t come play for Napoli,
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I’ll kill myself.
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You understand?
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I’ll kill myself.
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Look!
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-They're here!
-He’s crippled!
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What do you mean?
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-He must’ve hurt himself.
-Gimme the binoculars.
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What is he, a war vet?
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He’s got a bum leg.
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He’s really ugly.
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He’s ugly as shit!
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Pleased to meet you.
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I’m Aldo Cavallo,
retired Venetian police officer,
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amateur pastry chef,
246
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and official fiancé
of your sister-in-law, Luisella Schisa.
247
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My intentions are very serious.
248
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,440
You too?
249
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Why are you all such disappointments?
250
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,600
-I wouldn’t know.
-Ignore him.
251
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,480
Our uncle’s a lawyer.
252
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,000
He’s grown a little cynical
after losing 18 consecutive lawsuits.
253
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It’s a pleasure, I’m Aldo Cavallo,
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retired Venetian police officer,
amateur pastry chef,
255
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and official fiancé
of your sister, Luisella Schisa.
256
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,720
-My intentions are very serious.
-What intentions?
257
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I want to marry her
and make her happy for all eternity.
258
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,120
Let’s aim for Christmas!
You’re 80 years old.
259
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,960
-Saverio!
-He’s always joking.
260
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,200
I’m 70, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke.
261
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I exercise every morning.
262
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-I’m still a vigorous young man.
-A handsome young man!
263
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,240
We have to introduce Aldo
to Signora Gentile.
264
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No, please!
265
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,360
Instead, to celebrate their engagement,
266
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how about we go swimming
off my new boat?
267
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,960
-Coming, Uncle Alfredo?
-Geppino, the sea…
268
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,360
-It's a disappointment.
-He can’t swim.
269
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,920
-Signora Gentile, will you come with us?
-Go suck a sausage!
270
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,680
What did she say about sausages?
271
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,280
Mama says to offer you a snack.
272
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Let’s go then.
273
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,400
So…
274
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,920
In honor of our much-loved Eduardo,
who resided here,
275
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I’ll recite for you, my beloved Maria,
Si t'o sapesse dicere.
276
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Then place a very fine mesh sieve
277
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over the mixing bowl,
278
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add the flour and cornstarch.
279
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Then sift!
280
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That’s the secret
the world has forgotten.
281
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"I want to be with you eternally."
282
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,160
You have to sift well, my dear.
283
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,680
Sorry, I’m a bit hot,
do you mind if I take a dip?
284
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,600
Of course not, my love.
285
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,920
Down she goes!
286
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,960
The whale has submerged.
287
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,320
Your classical education is ruining you.
288
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,960
So, Signora Patrizia,
I was telling Luisella
289
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,200
how to make a sponge cake.
290
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,960
It’s not an easy recipe, of course.
291
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,520
As I was saying,
sifting is so misunderstood.
292
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,560
Will you show me
your little voice gadget?
293
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,360
Certainly.
294
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,360
She’s crazy.
295
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,000
Crazy and a whore.
296
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,360
Oh my God!
297
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,200
They're chasing the cigarette smugglers
298
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,240
and won’t stop till
they’ve dumped all the goods.
299
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,280
The officers can’t touch them then.
300
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,400
He really knows how to drive that boat!
301
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,760
Fabietto, can you bring me a towel?
302
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,800
You’ve gotten so big, Fabiè.
303
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,320
What’s he saying?
304
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,720
That they have to go buy batteries.
305
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,920
Don’t look at me.
306
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,640
There’s nothing to see.
307
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,640
I talked with Nennella.
308
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,960
There’s some hot gossip.
309
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,160
-Now what?
-Sizzling hot!
310
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,440
Like what?
311
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,760
Aldo gave Luisella
some hot pink stockings.
312
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,680
Don’t make me throw up!
313
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,800
Come look at the house.
314
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,480
-Where’s Daniela?
-Where do you think? In the bathroom.
315
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,680
The fireplace will go here.
316
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,040
Fireplace?
317
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,360
I’ve always wanted
a house with a fireplace.
318
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Do you think Diego will come?
319
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,320
-No, I don’t.
-I do.
320
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,720
So…
321
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,680
How hot was Aunt Patrizia today?
322
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,040
Buck naked.
323
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,680
On a scale of one to a hundred?
324
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A billion.
325
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,560
If you had to choose…
326
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,680
between Maradona coming to Napoli
and screwing Aunt Patrizia…
327
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,720
…which would you choose?
328
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,960
Maradona.
329
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,280
You're pretty good.
330
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,640
What do you want? Get lost!
331
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,880
So, how did it go?
332
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,040
Awful.
333
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,320
He said I have a conventional face,
I asked what that meant,
334
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,520
and he said,
"You look like a waiter from Anacapri."
335
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,800
So, Marchino, what did he say?
336
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,440
He said I have a conventional face…
337
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,560
Stefania.
338
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,040
My dear Antonella.
339
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,600
Agnese, Luisa, Giusy.
340
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,360
Elisabetta…
Elisabetta’s never around.
341
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,280
Not her, the one to the left.
342
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,800
Camille, Celine,
343
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,440
Eleonore, Florence.
344
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,960
Petra… Not her, the voluptuous one!
345
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,000
Geltrude, Inga…
346
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,840
Fanny… what a beauty. Fanny!
347
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,480
Olimpia.
348
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,560
Rosa.
349
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,240
Oh my God!
350
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,760
Sofia, Margot.
351
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,480
Odille.
352
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,120
Dolores.
353
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,520
Esmeralda.
354
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,080
-What else did Fellini say?
-Nothing.
355
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,640
At one point, a journalist called.
356
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,320
Fellini says to him,
"Cinema’s not good for anything."
357
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,040
"But it's a distraction."
358
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,720
The journalist must’ve asked him,
359
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,440
"A distraction from what?"
360
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,760
And Fellini says, "From reality."
361
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,760
"Reality is lousy."
362
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,200
That’s all he said?
363
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,960
Isn’t that enough?
364
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,720
It’s him!
365
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,440
Papa, listen to me, I swear.
366
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:58,040
Do you like it?
It’s a lithograph by Guttuso, one of us.
367
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,160
I swear it was Maradona, ask Marchino.
368
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,800
Bullshit! Read this.
"No Napoli for Maradona."
369
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,160
-How did the audition go?
-Don't ask.
370
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,240
The audition! I forgot about that.
371
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,800
-Tell him it was Maradona.
-It did look like him.
372
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,520
-What did you rent?
-Once Upon a Time in America.
373
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,280
The one with De Niro?
We’ll watch it later.
374
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,120
Signora Pichler? Oh, good evening.
375
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,160
This is Maestro Zeffirelli’s assistant.
376
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,480
The maestro tells me
that you crossed paths at a wedding.
377
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,280
He was very taken
with your radiant and lively face.
378
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,160
That’s how he described it.
379
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:49,800
The maestro is working
on a new film, about Callas.
380
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,920
He is looking for a leading lady
and he would like to see you.
381
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,920
Could you possibly come to Rome?
382
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,640
Why don’t we buy a TV
with a remote like everyone else?
383
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,000
Don’t talk nonsense, I’m a communist.
384
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,040
-Did you go to the bathroom?
-Daniela’s in there.
385
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,240
Friends!
386
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,560
Fabulous news!
387
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,000
Zeffirelli’s assistant called Graziella.
388
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,080
He wants her to star in his next film.
389
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,040
Hooray, Graziella!
390
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,960
Well done!
391
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,680
Congratulations!
392
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,480
-What’s going on?
-Fabulous news!
393
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,880
Graziella is going to star
in Zeffirelli’s next film.
394
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,600
-She's going to play Callas!
-How did you know it’s Callas?
395
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,640
I read it in Gente.
396
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,320
Graziella, get ready for an Oscar!
397
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,360
Don’t forget about us
when you get to Hollywood.
398
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,040
I’ll never forget about you.
399
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,760
You delivered that line so well.
400
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,200
Let’s get home now!
What if Zeffirelli calls back?
401
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,520
I heard the phone ringing! Hurry!
402
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,480
We’ll celebrate on Saturday!
403
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,520
Saturday it is!
404
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,760
I won’t go to the premiere,
it’ll be tacky.
405
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,480
I’m going, I’m bored.
406
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,320
Goodbye, Baroness!
407
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,680
What an incredible story.
408
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,400
Incredible, is it?
409
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,360
Will you ever stop playing pranks?
410
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,280
You’re gonna kill her.
411
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,880
She’ll never know it was me.
412
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,720
Yes, she will.
Because you’re gonna tell her.
413
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,600
We’re communists.
414
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,800
We’re honest to the core.
415
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,280
I’m not going by myself.
416
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,480
You Neapolitans!
417
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,080
You Neapolitans!
418
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,120
It’s not true what people say,
that you’re all nice.
419
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,400
You’re mean.
420
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,000
That’s what you are!
421
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,360
I never want to see you again.
422
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,240
Don’t you dare eat any of those canederli.
423
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,400
Don’t move.
424
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,640
Hello?
425
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,640
Did your husband talk to you?
426
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,320
What do you want, bitch?
427
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,720
He hasn’t talked to you yet?
Then tell him he should.
428
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,280
You leave that whore now!
429
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,960
You promised me
you wouldn’t see her anymore!
430
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,640
Who’s she talking about?
431
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:11,560
Signora Villa, Papa’s colleague.
They’ve been together for years.
432
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,640
I can’t, you know
the situation’s complicated!
433
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,000
Daniela! Get out of there!
434
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,000
No, you get out!
435
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,680
Let’s go back to bed.
436
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,480
Fabietto!
437
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,520
Don’t think about it.
438
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,200
Think about Aunt Patrizia.
439
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,680
Think about Maradona.
440
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,000
What the fuck…
441
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,680
I can’t stop.
442
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,280
Hello?
443
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,480
Pass me that whore.
444
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,760
Okay, bye.
445
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,120
It was Filippo Anzalone.
446
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,800
My colleague from the bank.
447
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,120
He was working late,
dealing with the paperwork.
448
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,320
He wanted to tell me right away.
449
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,640
Tell you what?
450
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,240
13 billion in bank guarantees.
451
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,040
Napoli bought Maradona.
452
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,600
We’ve gotta tell
Uncle Alfredo right away.
453
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,960
Mother of God!
454
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,240
Happy birthday, Fabiè!
455
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,240
-Have you been here before?
-When I was little.
456
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,600
What are you doing for your birthday?
Going out with friends?
457
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,360
I’m not coming home tonight.
458
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,200
We can’t celebrate together.
Mama’s pissed off.
459
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,080
-The situation’s…
-I don’t have friends.
460
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,920
-How about a girlfriend?
-Yeah, right…
461
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,120
Look, you’ll have a girlfriend soon
462
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,160
and this misery
will be a thing of the past.
463
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,440
But follow my advice.
464
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:04,680
For your first time, take whatever comes.
465
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,160
Even a total dog is okay.
466
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,520
Just get your first time
out of the fuckin' way.
467
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,400
Here, your birthday present.
468
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,160
Stand B seats, of course.
469
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,760
-Thank you, God!
-Don’t thank God.
470
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,600
I’m the one
who bought you a season ticket!
471
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,040
Signora Maria!
I’ll help you with those.
472
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,840
Thanks, Mario.
473
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,520
-How’s your papa?
-My papa loves me.
474
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,000
Today I got some tests done.
Dad's got high cholesterol.
475
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,120
Mario, what did you just do?
476
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,480
I wanted to make you laugh.
477
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,920
See that column?
478
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,160
I spent the entire war leaning against it.
I was younger than you.
479
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,480
Then one day Luigino,
the son of the doorman,
480
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,280
came over to get me.
481
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,480
-And he took you far away?
-No, he brought me here.
482
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,480
To Piazzetta Serao.
483
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,480
What was here?
484
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,520
A 50-year-old woman.
485
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:33,200
For a little sugar or anything to eat,
486
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,880
she’d kiss us on the mouth.
487
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,400
And since we were all different ages,
488
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,200
she set out some bricks
for the different heights.
489
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,000
Ingenious.
490
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,800
Women are always ingenious.
491
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,320
So, Luigino did take me far away.
492
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,440
I saw your mother for the first time
there on Via Roma.
493
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,520
She was running to the bomb shelter.
494
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000
She was late, she was worried.
495
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,000
She was young.
496
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,720
And she was beautiful.
497
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,520
She still is.
498
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,000
Yes.
499
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,200
She still is.
500
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,120
You sure you only want a bowl
of zuppa di latte for your birthday?
501
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,760
Want me to cook you something special?
502
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,440
Zuppa di latte is special.
503
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,280
It reminds me of when I was little.
504
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,000
Papa would be in Milan for work
and you wouldn’t feel like cooking.
505
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,200
We'd have zuppa di latte
and you’d let me sleep in your bed.
506
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,280
Maybe he wasn’t really in Milan.
507
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,320
What do you want to do after high school?
508
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,240
Philosophy.
509
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,680
What’s that about?
510
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,320
I don’t really know.
511
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:25,400
I kicked him out because I had to.
I’ll let him come home in a few days.
512
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,280
Where would he go anyway, to her?
She can’t even make zuppa di latte.
513
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,200
Where else does he have it so good?
514
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,400
I’ll let him back in on Thursday so
we can take the furniture to Roccaraso.
515
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,080
The house is finally finished.
516
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,840
I made you tiramisu, want some?
517
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,400
-What about Marchino?
-We’ve lost him.
518
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:51,560
I saw him with a girl today,
she’s beautiful.
519
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:01,680
Want to play hide and seek?
You used to hide in my wardrobe.
520
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,520
Mama! I don’t fit in the wardrobe anymore.
521
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,640
You’re right, you’ve gotten too big.
522
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,920
Fabiè, I wanted to buy you a gift.
523
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:37,800
But I forgot.
524
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,400
That’s okay, Mario,
it’s the thought that counts.
525
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,560
Good.
526
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,520
Bye, Fabietto!
527
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,560
What film is it? Is it Fellini?
528
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,880
No, some director
named Antonio Capuano.
529
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,520
Everyone wants to work with him.
530
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,160
Come on, move it!
531
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,480
-Hey, Julia.
-Hi, Gennaro.
532
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,800
Will you remind Capuano?
I’m at Galleria Toledo Theater.
533
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,320
Don’t worry, he said he’ll come.
534
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,440
The show’s great, it’s going well.
535
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,520
Let me know.
536
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,680
Hello?
537
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,960
Who is it?
538
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:13,080
I’ve seen you before,
driving a smuggler's boat.
539
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,880
Could be. The sea’s my life.
540
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,080
Diego scored! With a corner kick.
541
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,280
Armà, are we goin’?
542
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,840
-Your girlfriend?
-She’s my sister.
543
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,040
If you like, we can go to a game together.
544
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,920
287170, call me.
545
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,200
-Bye.
-Have a good afternoon.
546
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,040
Easy.
547
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,040
What was that?
548
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,200
There’s something behind that bush.
549
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,560
-Probably a cat.
-Or a wolf.
550
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,480
A wolf?
551
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,520
Nonsense!
552
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,440
It’s just a cat or a dog.
553
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,760
-That’s a bear.
-Yeah, right, a bear in Roccaraso!
554
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,400
-I’m scared, I’m going inside.
-Me too.
555
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,240
Sir, you better come as well.
556
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,440
What a load of crap.
557
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,040
Kitty?
558
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,280
Good God!
559
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,240
Saverio, it’s behind you!
560
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,240
Saverio!
561
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:07,320
The bear of Roccaraso
is coming to gobble you up!
562
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:15,360
Are you an idiot?
You gave me a heart attack.
563
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,200
You’ve gotta stop
with these damn pranks!
564
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,680
You were so good!
565
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,040
Terrific!
566
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,640
You, in the bear suit, I loved you!
567
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,400
"Kitty!"
568
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,960
You’re an idiot.
569
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,800
-Did you hurt yourself?
-A lot.
570
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,440
Pass to Diego!
571
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,960
Damn it!
572
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,200
Go!
573
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,280
He’s shorter than the deli guy…
574
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,240
Good evening, are you Geppino Lettieri?
575
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,720
That’s me, what’s going on?
576
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,680
We’re watching the game.
577
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,840
The game’s over.
578
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:43,680
Maradona again, he tries to dribble…
579
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,120
He scored!
580
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,200
He's the best!
581
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,040
Are you stupid?
582
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,000
Mother of God!
583
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:11,800
What a player!
584
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,960
Maradona touched the ball with his hand.
585
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,400
I think it's a handball.
Here’s the action replay.
586
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,320
Here’s Valdano, who seems
to have ruined everything…
587
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,000
And he scores with his fist.
588
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,560
With his hand!
589
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,960
A god! He scored with his hand.
590
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,560
He has avenged
the great Argentine people,
591
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:45,400
oppressed by the ignoble imperialists
in the Malvinas.
592
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,000
He’s a genius!
593
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,160
It’s a political act.
594
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,000
A revolution.
595
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,520
He humiliated them, you understand?
596
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,400
He humiliated them.
597
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,800
The goal was scored with his hand.
598
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,240
Where the fuck is Silvana?
599
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,200
She went to buy tartufi ice cream.
600
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,040
Yummy!
601
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,120
What a shitty world this is.
602
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,680
You go buy dessert and
when you get back your husband’s in jail.
603
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:07,880
It’s your fault!
604
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,360
It’s your fault they arrested my son.
605
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:17,120
You knew he was cheating
and you didn’t stop him.
606
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,520
‘Cause you only care about one thing.
607
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,680
Money!
608
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,400
Ludovica, can you
get off the bike for a sec?
609
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,080
Signora Gentile,
610
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,720
you’re a real pain in the ass!
611
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,360
Filthy bitch!
612
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,400
Luisella, sweetheart.
613
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,320
It’s a criminal offense.
614
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,760
Stop.
615
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:22,000
Maradona has the ball.
616
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:25,120
The Argentine team strikes again.
617
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,760
Maradona passes two opponents,
618
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,480
he has the ball… Maradona scores!
619
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:34,120
Magnificent goal by Maradona!
This one done completely with his feet.
620
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,800
There were no hands.
Magnificent goal by Maradona,
621
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,480
which counts for this one
and the one before!
622
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,120
You sure you don’t wanna
come to Roccaraso?
623
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,840
We play Empoli tomorrow. I can’t miss it.
624
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,400
Diego’s expecting me.
625
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,400
There’s some gnocchi in the fridge.
626
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,680
"Then hunger proved
a greater power than grief."
627
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,360
Sometimes I don’t understand you.
628
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,120
Watch out for the bear.
629
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:20,960
Fabiè!
630
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,240
-We gotta go to Roccaraso.
-What happened?
631
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:27,360
Mama and Papa are in the hospital.
632
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,120
Name's Schisa. We’re their sons.
633
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,960
What happened?
634
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,200
Wait just a moment.
635
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,240
Just a minute, boys. Just a minute.
636
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,840
I knew it…
637
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,040
There was…
638
01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:01,200
…a carbon monoxide leak
at your parents’ house.
639
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:09,920
Your mother died there
and your father here at the hospital.
640
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,640
That’s it?
641
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,280
That’s all?
642
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,680
Your father, before he died,
said something.
643
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,840
What?
644
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,360
"Marì, no pranks."
645
01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:59,320
You have to let me see them.
646
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,400
It’s better if you don’t.
647
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,320
You have to let me see them.
648
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,640
You have to let me see them!
649
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,640
You have to let me see them!
650
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:47,160
They’re unrecognizable.
You'd be alarmed.
651
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:09,200
You have to let me see them!
652
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:15,800
You have to let me see them.
653
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
Let me see them!
654
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,640
Let me see them!
655
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,520
Matteo, I forgot something.
Wait here for me.
656
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,200
Fuck face.
657
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,400
Why aren’t you crying?
It'll do you good.
658
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,240
"If you don't weep now,
when will you weep?"
659
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,920
-Daniela didn’t come?
-Sure she did.
660
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,560
-Where is she?
-She went to the bathroom for a minute.
661
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,960
And Aunt Patrizia?
662
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,640
She’s not well.
663
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:24,720
She’s in the hospital,
in the psychiatric ward.
664
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,360
Go visit her sometime.
665
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:32,640
It’ll make her happy.
You always were her favorite.
666
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:02,160
"Through me the way
into the suffering city."
667
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:05,720
"Through me the way into eternal pain."
668
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:10,760
"Through me the way
that runs among the lost."
669
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:37,080
Why weren’t you at Roccaraso?
670
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,560
You like to ski.
671
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:44,000
Napoli played at home.
672
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,240
I had to see Maradona.
673
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:50,760
It was him!
674
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:54,000
He’s the one who saved you!
675
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,680
Who?
676
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,600
It was him!
677
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,120
It was the hand of God!
678
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,680
Don’t you wanna be an actor anymore?
679
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,760
Filmmaking is too hard.
680
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,800
I’d have to go to Rome.
681
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,360
What do you call what Maradona just did?
682
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,600
A free kick?
683
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:09,440
No.
684
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,480
It’s called perseverance.
685
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,720
And I’ll never have it.
686
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:24,920
So you better have it, Fabiè.
687
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:36,080
Fabietto?
688
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,120
Have you cried?
689
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,440
I can’t.
690
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,720
What are you gonna do now?
691
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,040
Maybe I'll watch…
692
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:02,600
Once Upon a Time in America.
693
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,440
Wait for me to come out
and we can watch it together.
694
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,040
Okay.
695
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:14,040
When are you coming out of the bathroom?
696
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,000
I don’t know.
697
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:20,880
You know why Papa
never left Signora Villa?
698
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,720
No, I don’t.
699
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,120
They had a son eight years ago.
700
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:35,760
When were you gonna tell me?
701
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:40,040
When you were bigger.
702
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:41,640
Which is when?
703
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,280
Now.
704
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,920
You’re bigger now.
705
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,040
Thanks.
706
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:44,920
Come on, let’s go.
707
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,000
It’s time.
708
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,280
How are you?
709
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,400
I can’t cry.
710
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:57,320
Don’t worry.
711
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,280
It means it’s not the right time.
712
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:07,000
What do you want to be when you grow up?
713
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:12,840
I’m embarrassed to tell you.
714
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:16,120
Anyway, it’ll never happen.
715
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:18,600
It’s a crazy idea.
716
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:25,040
If it’s crazy,
you’re talking to the right person.
717
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,440
A film director.
718
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:38,000
That’s what I want to be.
719
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,240
What a great idea!
720
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,840
If you make it, will you come get me?
721
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:51,440
That way… I’ll be your muse.
722
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,200
You already are my muse.
723
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,440
Do you remember
when you came to my house?
724
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,280
You, your papa and your mama.
725
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,200
That time Uncle Franco hit me.
726
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:36,880
Yes.
727
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,680
I remember every single time
I’ve ever seen you.
728
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,040
Yeah, I know.
729
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:54,320
That night, Uncle Franco and I made up.
730
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,200
We made love.
731
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:02,000
And you know what?
732
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,800
I got pregnant.
733
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:12,960
A week later,
Uncle Franco and I fought again.
734
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:17,400
I had a miscarriage.
735
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,160
I got by on pills.
736
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,720
But then I couldn’t take it anymore.
737
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:30,040
So I said, "Bring me here
738
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,040
or I’ll kill myself."
739
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:49,280
Remember when you said
you saw the Little Monk?
740
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,600
I believed you.
741
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,280
What is it, Baroness?
742
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:46,640
Fabietto,
743
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:50,040
a bat flew into the living room.
744
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:53,200
Can you get rid of it?
745
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,040
I can try.
746
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,920
Thank you, Fabietto.
747
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,360
Is that your husband?
748
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,840
The famous gynecologist?
749
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:21,360
The bat’s in here.
750
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,280
I’m in my room, Fabietto.
751
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,040
Now sit down.
752
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,040
How are you?
753
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,800
Do you miss your parents?
754
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:56,120
What a shitty question!
755
01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:00,920
You’re right, it’s a shitty question.
756
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:06,640
Mama said you treated
your husband like a doormat.
757
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:10,040
It’s not enough
to overhear a few quarrels.
758
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,480
Truth is,
759
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:17,200
you never know what's going on
in other people’s homes.
760
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,080
-Do you still think about your husband?
-Attiliuccio?
761
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,600
No, I’ve forgotten him.
762
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:31,320
You’ll forget your mother and father too.
763
01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:33,320
No.
764
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:36,480
I’ll never forget them.
765
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:43,080
It’s time to look to the future.
766
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:49,360
I’m going.
767
01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:54,880
Fabietto?
768
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:56,600
If you don’t mind,
769
01:25:57,480 --> 01:26:00,160
could you bring me the brush
from my dresser?
770
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:08,320
One last favor,
771
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:12,040
would you brush my hair?
772
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:42,000
Are you looking at me?
773
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,080
Yes.
774
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,800
Okay, Fabietto, that’s enough.
775
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:08,480
Why did you put it down?
776
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,400
-I’m done.
-Not quite yet.
777
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,280
You still have to brush my slit.
778
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,560
What do you mean, your slit?
779
01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:28,240
This is my slit.
780
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:33,960
Go on, brush it.
781
01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:59,760
Attiliuccio, who knew his way around,
called it "the super pussy."
782
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,400
Now put down the brush
783
01:28:25,480 --> 01:28:27,360
and get on top of me.
784
01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:50,200
Don’t look at me,
bury your face in my shoulder
785
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,240
and think about a girl you like.
786
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:54,560
Okay.
787
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:58,320
Now tell me, what’s her name?
788
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:01,400
-Patrizia.
-Good.
789
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,640
Now you have to do two things.
790
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:09,120
Move this way inside me…
791
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:15,400
…and call me Patrizia.
792
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,960
You have to imagine the show,
793
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:25,680
because you can’t change the channel now.
794
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:34,520
Patrizia!
795
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,320
Smoke this.
796
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:15,560
It’s the best part of sex.
797
01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:27,920
Now go.
798
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,360
I really liked it. Next time…
799
01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:33,680
Next time will be
with a girl your own age.
800
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:36,280
I accomplished my mission.
801
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:39,760
What was your mission?
802
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:48,800
To help you look to the future.
803
01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:22,040
We’re thinking of going to Stromboli
this summer.
804
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:26,040
Wanna come?
805
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:29,440
We'll see.
806
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:46,640
You got laid.
807
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,280
You did!
808
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:00,600
Spartans!
809
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:04,480
When death comes for me,
810
01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:07,680
I shall not be found.
811
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:57,440
-You were great.
-Well done, Julia.
812
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:03,040
I’m sorry, Capuano wanted to come,
but he couldn’t make it.
813
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:07,160
-Did I do something wrong?
-No, not at all!
814
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,720
He’s just busy editing his film.
815
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:11,800
So, he’s not coming anymore.
816
01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:30,360
-Dude! What ya doin’ here?
-I was at the theater.
817
01:34:30,440 --> 01:34:32,520
I ain’t seen you at the stadium again.
818
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:34,760
I had some problems.
819
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:36,200
-Hop on.
-Where?
820
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:38,680
On the scooter! We’ll grab a beer.
821
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,000
No, tomorrow I…
822
01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:43,160
You don’t got shit to do. Hop on.
823
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:50,000
Hold on, or you're gonna go splat.
824
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:57,040
-Nice place.
-It’s a shithole.
825
01:34:57,120 --> 01:35:01,120
But the babes are hot.
I gotta a soft spot for hot babes.
826
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:04,920
-Where did that hottie come from?
-She’s taken.
827
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:07,000
The fuck do I care?
828
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,800
You get it, beautiful lady.
829
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:19,320
What?
830
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:25,160
He said "your mother’s a whore."
831
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:27,160
No, he asked what you want.
832
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:30,280
I got ears, he said
"Your mother’s a whore."
833
01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:32,640
You said "Your mother’s a whore."
834
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,840
You called my mom a whore!
835
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:41,480
Armà, stop!
836
01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:49,200
Wasn’t expectin’ that. Let’s scram!
837
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:51,720
-Yeah, but with dignity.
-Fuck dignity!
838
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:02,320
I was so scared!
839
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:06,080
Naples is so beautiful from here.
840
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:09,880
What’s your name again?
841
01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:13,160
Fabietto Schisa.
You’re a smuggler, right?
842
01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:16,960
Yeah, but just for now.
I wanna pilot offshore boats.
843
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:20,240
-And you?
-Maybe cinema.
844
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:22,560
You wanna open a cinema?
845
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:27,000
Awesome, I got this guy
who can get you some fast cash.
846
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:31,040
-I’m afraid of falling off.
-Nobody falls with me.
847
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:35,280
And…
848
01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:39,440
I’ve never seen anyone
kick someone with flip-flops.
849
01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:42,080
That’s because you don’t know me!
850
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:49,280
Get off.
851
01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:54,040
Come with me.
852
01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:56,480
Where are we going?
853
01:36:56,560 --> 01:37:00,560
We are goin’ to Capri, to dance.
20 minutes and we’re there.
854
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:02,520
To Capri?
855
01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:05,760
Yeah, to Capri!
Just shut up and have fun!
856
01:37:13,440 --> 01:37:15,440
I have some stuff to do tomorrow.
857
01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:18,120
Tomorrow you gotta sleep.
858
01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:21,160
Tonight we’re goin’ dancing. Hold on.
859
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:35,120
I’m gonna show you somethin’ cool.
860
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:47,800
Awesome!
861
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:59,360
You know what sound an offshore boat
makes goin’ 200 km an hour?
862
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:02,080
No, what?
863
01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:12,720
You’re nuts.
864
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:17,040
I ain’t nuts, I’m young.
865
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:20,120
Ain’t you?
866
01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:27,320
We screwed up, shoulda gone to Ischia.
867
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:32,920
Capri’s totally dead,
I thought some places’d still be open.
868
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:36,000
Just as well.
I don’t even know how to dance.
869
01:39:00,640 --> 01:39:02,000
Khashoggi!
870
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:07,040
Who the fuck’s that?
871
01:39:07,120 --> 01:39:08,640
The richest man in the world.
872
01:39:08,720 --> 01:39:09,920
Wait for me.
873
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:12,600
And she’s… Wait, what’s her name?
874
01:39:18,760 --> 01:39:20,360
What are you looking at?
875
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:23,560
I was just trying to remember your name.
876
01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:27,640
Eat shit.
877
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:33,960
Let’s go for a dip.
878
01:39:42,760 --> 01:39:45,320
You know what we've become tonight?
879
01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:48,040
No, what?
880
01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:50,040
Friends.
881
01:39:51,440 --> 01:39:54,640
When we’re back in Naples,
you can meet my sis.
882
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:57,840
You can’t meet my ma,
‘cause I don’t even know her.
883
01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:02,120
My pa’s in the slammer,
but I could meet your parents.
884
01:40:05,960 --> 01:40:07,840
We can only do the first thing.
885
01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:10,240
Why?
886
01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:16,320
I’m an orphan.
887
01:40:53,040 --> 01:40:57,160
-Armà, wanna come to Stromboli?
-No, I can’t. I got stuff to do.
888
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:33,480
Rinse off.
889
01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:36,000
Feola’s waiting for you.
890
01:41:50,200 --> 01:41:53,920
Which animals, still living today,
have been around the longest?
891
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:55,600
Crocodiles.
892
01:41:55,680 --> 01:41:57,480
No, what a shame!
893
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,920
Why don’t you stay another week?
894
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:51,960
No. It was hard enough
getting this ferry ticket.
895
01:43:56,240 --> 01:43:57,240
Be careful.
896
01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:04,680
Of what?
897
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:09,160
Of everything.
898
01:44:09,720 --> 01:44:10,920
Listen, Marchino…
899
01:44:13,600 --> 01:44:15,760
Mama and Papa aren’t around anymore.
900
01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:18,720
And we're not rich.
901
01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:22,520
We’ve got to figure out
what we want to do next.
902
01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:28,200
No, Fabiè…
903
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:33,360
I don’t wanna think about it.
904
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:39,040
It’s summer, it’s August 9th.
905
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:45,080
I wanna think about Gigliola,
about getting high, friends.
906
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:50,280
I wanna think about happiness.
907
01:44:52,480 --> 01:44:54,120
Don’t you?
908
01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:57,720
Don’t you?
909
01:45:01,840 --> 01:45:02,720
I…
910
01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:10,240
After what happened to Mama and Papa…
911
01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,720
I don’t know if I can be happy.
912
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:23,400
Come here.
913
01:45:58,080 --> 01:46:00,160
Have a safe trip.
914
01:47:37,920 --> 01:47:39,440
How are you doing in here?
915
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:43,200
Can’t complain.
I even get to see my pop in the yard.
916
01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:48,040
How many years did you get?
917
01:47:49,800 --> 01:47:51,400
I gotta wait for the trial.
918
01:47:52,120 --> 01:47:55,000
Fifteen maybe, or ten.
919
01:47:55,840 --> 01:47:58,040
I don’t wanna talk about sad stuff.
920
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:01,600
Then there’s nothing to talk about.
921
01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:03,760
You pissed off?
922
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:06,120
Orphans are always pissed off.
923
01:48:08,520 --> 01:48:12,160
Okay, fine, I got a ma and a pa,
924
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:14,600
but I’m kinda an orphan too.
925
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,920
You feel alone, that’s the problem.
926
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:21,280
But don’t forget that you’re free.
927
01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:22,760
Free!
928
01:48:23,440 --> 01:48:24,720
Don’t ever forget it.
929
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:51,600
You know what sound
an offshore boat makes?
930
01:48:51,680 --> 01:48:52,600
No.
931
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:20,000
You never wanted me
to kiss your mouth, Giovanni!
932
01:49:20,080 --> 01:49:22,920
Well, fine. I’ll kiss it now.
933
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:28,960
I’ll bite it with my teeth
like one bites a ripe fruit!
934
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:32,040
Giovanni, why won’t you look at me?
935
01:49:33,080 --> 01:49:37,040
Your terrible eyes,
936
01:49:37,120 --> 01:49:42,000
so full of anger and contempt,
are closed now!
937
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:45,240
Lift up your eyelids, Giovanni!
938
01:49:45,320 --> 01:49:47,400
Julia, cut!
939
01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:51,280
-Who said that?
-Me, Capuano.
940
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:54,200
Cut, Julia.
941
01:49:54,280 --> 01:49:57,240
You’ve entered into
the ornamental, zero nuance.
942
01:49:57,320 --> 01:49:59,520
You’re self-referential,
you’re unraveling.
943
01:49:59,600 --> 01:50:02,720
One final note, we're tired of your shit.
944
01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:09,640
Bravo!
945
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,840
You got the fuck off the stage!
946
01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:14,200
Now you deserve a round of applause.
947
01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:18,440
It's what they all wanted,
but they didn’t have the courage.
948
01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:25,120
Capuano! I’m Fabietto Schisa.
949
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:26,800
What the fuck do I care?
950
01:50:26,880 --> 01:50:30,040
-I’m a huge fan of yours.
-I fucking hate fans.
951
01:50:30,120 --> 01:50:33,880
I like conflict,
without conflict you don’t progress.
952
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:36,880
Without conflict, it’s just sex
and sex is useless.
953
01:50:38,040 --> 01:50:39,400
Wait!
954
01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:41,440
You still here?
955
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:46,560
-What are you looking at?
-Looking is all I know how to do.
956
01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:48,760
What d'ya want from me?
957
01:50:48,840 --> 01:50:51,160
What do I want? Everything!
958
01:50:51,240 --> 01:50:56,400
That really shocked me, I didn’t know
you could protest at the theater.
959
01:50:56,480 --> 01:51:00,000
You can’t, but I do
whatever the fuck I want. I’m free.
960
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:03,000
-Are you free?
-I’d prefer to answer later.
961
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:07,320
-Do you have courage?
-A less difficult question?
962
01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:11,480
Remember, those without courage
don’t sleep with beautiful women.
963
01:51:11,960 --> 01:51:13,440
Listen, Capuano…
964
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:18,040
Now that my family has disintegrated,
I don’t like life anymore.
965
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:21,840
I don’t like it anymore,
I want an imaginary life,
966
01:51:21,920 --> 01:51:24,240
just like the one I had before.
967
01:51:24,640 --> 01:51:26,520
I don’t like reality anymore.
968
01:51:26,600 --> 01:51:28,040
Reality is lousy.
969
01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:30,600
That’s why I want to make films,
970
01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:33,520
even though
I’ve only seen three or four.
971
01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:38,040
Not enough, Schisa. It’s not enough.
972
01:51:39,320 --> 01:51:43,440
Films…
Everyone wants to make fucking films!
973
01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:47,240
To make films, you gotta have balls,
do you have balls?
974
01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:49,040
I rather doubt it.
975
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:51,920
So you need pain. You got that?
976
01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:55,960
Yes, I told you, on that front I’m good.
977
01:51:56,040 --> 01:51:58,800
What did you tell me? What pain?
978
01:51:58,880 --> 01:52:02,680
No, you don’t have pain, you have hope.
979
01:52:02,760 --> 01:52:06,520
With hope you make
comforting films, it’s a trap.
980
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:08,960
They left me alone, that’s pain.
981
01:52:09,040 --> 01:52:12,560
It’s not enough, Schisa! We’re all alone.
982
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:16,480
You’re alone? I don’t give a fuck,
because you’re not original.
983
01:52:17,080 --> 01:52:22,000
Forget pain and think about fun,
that’s how you’ll make films.
984
01:52:22,080 --> 01:52:26,000
But you gotta have something to say.
You got somethin'?
985
01:52:26,920 --> 01:52:31,760
Imagination, creativity are myths
that aren’t good for shit.
986
01:52:32,600 --> 01:52:36,080
I dunno if I have something to say.
How do I know?
987
01:52:36,160 --> 01:52:37,960
How the fuck do I know!
988
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:41,200
I only got four things to say, and you?
989
01:52:41,880 --> 01:52:46,440
I want to go to Rome to see
if I’m cut out for making films.
990
01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:49,000
Rome? The great escape…
991
01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:54,120
Fucking distractions, in the end
you come back to yourself,
992
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:58,640
you come back to failure,
everything’s a failure, a pile of shit.
993
01:52:59,680 --> 01:53:04,040
No one can escape his own failure
and no one gets outta this city.
994
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:08,000
Rome…
What the fuck you gonna do in Rome?
995
01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:11,080
Only assholes go to Rome.
996
01:53:11,160 --> 01:53:14,400
Do you know how many stories
there are in this city?
997
01:53:14,480 --> 01:53:16,000
Look!
998
01:53:34,680 --> 01:53:39,040
Is it possible this city
doesn’t inspire you at all?
999
01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:42,720
So, you got somethin’ to say?
1000
01:53:42,800 --> 01:53:45,320
Or are you an asshole
like everyone else?
1001
01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:47,800
Got a story to tell?
1002
01:53:48,400 --> 01:53:49,840
Have some guts!
1003
01:53:49,920 --> 01:53:52,480
Got a story to tell or not?
1004
01:53:52,560 --> 01:53:56,040
C’mon, you fool!
Got a story to tell?
1005
01:53:57,880 --> 01:54:00,840
Find the guts to tell it! C’mon!
1006
01:54:01,880 --> 01:54:04,680
-Got a story to tell?
-Yes!
1007
01:54:04,760 --> 01:54:06,200
Then spit it out!
1008
01:54:08,320 --> 01:54:11,200
When my parents died
they didn’t let me see them!
1009
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:22,560
Don’t come undone, Fabio.
1010
01:54:36,120 --> 01:54:39,360
-Everyone calls me Fabietto.
-Time they start callin’ you Fabio.
1011
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:41,760
Don’t come undone.
1012
01:54:44,200 --> 01:54:45,440
What does that mean?
1013
01:54:46,240 --> 01:54:48,240
You gotta figure it out yourself.
1014
01:54:49,280 --> 01:54:51,840
You gotta figure it out yourself,
you piece of shit!
1015
01:54:52,280 --> 01:54:53,960
Don’t come undone, Schisa.
1016
01:54:54,480 --> 01:54:57,920
Don’t ever come undone!
You can’t allow that.
1017
01:54:58,000 --> 01:54:59,800
What does that mean? Why?
1018
01:55:01,320 --> 01:55:03,760
Because they didn’t leave you alone.
1019
01:55:06,440 --> 01:55:07,640
No?
1020
01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:08,760
No!
1021
01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:11,840
They abandoned you.
1022
01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:18,320
Listen to me, don’t go to Rome.
1023
01:55:19,240 --> 01:55:21,960
Come see me, I’m always here.
1024
01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:24,960
We’ll make films together!
1025
01:56:07,960 --> 01:56:12,440
You wanted to greet
these marvelous fans personally.
1026
01:56:12,520 --> 01:56:14,600
What did it feel like, Diego?
1027
01:56:14,680 --> 01:56:18,360
The greatest thing in my life.
1028
01:56:21,680 --> 01:56:25,480
The match is over!
Napoli wins the Italian championship!
1029
01:57:01,760 --> 01:57:06,280
An incredibly exciting moment,
Napoli wins the Italian championship!
1030
01:57:08,240 --> 01:57:10,520
It's a thrilling moment…
1031
02:00:24,040 --> 02:00:27,400
-Shall we go to Trastevere?
-I wanna go out to eat.
1032
02:00:27,480 --> 02:00:29,360
-A nice carbonara.
-Cacio e pepe.
1033
02:00:30,640 --> 02:00:33,440
-Excuse me, how much longer to Rome?
-One hour.
1034
02:09:25,080 --> 02:09:30,080
Subtitle translation by:
Carrie Curtis