1 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:35,405 We're looking for him, but we've so little information. 2 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:37,532 The other finger. 3 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:44,205 - Can I get an Espresso? - Not now. 4 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:46,123 Surname and name. 5 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,324 Zalone pierfrancesco, 6 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:50,783 but write checco, that's how I'm known. 7 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:53,036 - By whom? - The state of Italy. 8 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:57,826 I need the name recorded at the registry office... 9 00:00:57,917 --> 00:01:00,408 "Pier" has always been problematical. 10 00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:02,539 Strike it off, please. 11 00:01:03,042 --> 00:01:05,033 It's your responsibility. 12 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:08,744 - Born? - To dream. 13 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:14,329 And I wanted to dream there, in the land of my roots. 14 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:21,118 Sure, I could have migrated, like many from my town. 15 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:25,333 But I loved the harsh, apulian murgia. 16 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:28,958 And I wanted to stay to help the young people, 17 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:34,915 who, with such pitiful ambitions, had stopped dreaming. 18 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,831 Competition for 1 police officer 19 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:41,786 and those who never looked beyond dismal butcher shop curtains. 20 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:47,447 Those who, for far too long, 21 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,783 had been nourished by ugliness. 22 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:54,788 But beauty will save us, I'll never stop dreaming of it. 23 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:02,914 Great checco! 24 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,365 Too kind. 25 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:12,498 To "su-ce"! 26 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:17,498 It's "su-she". 27 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:22,828 I also thank uncle Nicola, 28 00:02:22,917 --> 00:02:26,239 aunt Mina, nunzia, donato, and the whole decelio family. 29 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,333 Stand up. 30 00:02:27,417 --> 00:02:30,375 Today, they're also my partners. 31 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:34,038 10-15% of the merit for this concept is theirs. 32 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:35,827 They believed in me. 33 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:40,581 = 10-15%? What's our share? 75%. 34 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,831 Dream, all of you. 35 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,956 Well done! 36 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,078 - How are things? - Fine. 37 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,749 Well done, a brilliant idea. 38 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:56,824 I'm gramegna Luigi, from minervino. 39 00:02:56,917 --> 00:03:00,284 If you need a steward to seat people... 40 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:04,869 - I'm looking for work. - We'll see what can be done. 41 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:07,327 Excuse me. 42 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:09,073 People? 43 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:14,158 Pierino, it's not a merry-go-round. 44 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:17,117 You stop, take some Sushi... 45 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:19,373 And eat. 46 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:24,875 Mom! 47 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:29,032 You finally decided to come. 48 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,290 - Come here, I forgive you. - Stop. 49 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,499 See what I brought to the town? 50 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,539 See what I brought you. 51 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:39,125 What is it? 52 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:41,790 The application for basic income benefits expires tomorrow. 53 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:44,662 - She applied too. - You really get the money! 54 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,538 I'm different, I can't be assisted by the people. 55 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:51,367 You created me to assist the people. 56 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:57,283 Look, cushioned sofas, tables from furukawa, seating in corian. 57 00:03:57,375 --> 00:04:02,665 Seven Japanese-style lumens, one minomushi lamp. 58 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:05,832 Sixteen silver Cambridge-model trays... 59 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:08,415 Ma'am, could you please let me confiscate? 60 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:16,281 - Sorry, can I keep these? - Satin-finished silver chopsticks... 61 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,616 You sell Sushi in spinazzola, 62 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,664 the capital of hand-cut sausage! 63 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:23,206 You're a jerk. 64 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:31,535 Counselor, my father asks what "jointly liable debtors" means. 65 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:34,287 That they confiscate everything, apartments, cars, 66 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,866 farm land, places of business... 67 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:39,665 We get it! Turn up the oxygen. 68 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,786 Bank accounts, safe deposit boxes... 69 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:44,708 Stop, we get it! Go to the Max. 70 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:48,572 Where is he? Where is the wretch? 71 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,157 Where is he? 72 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:54,198 They're confiscating everything, apartments, shops, cars. 73 00:04:54,292 --> 00:04:58,035 - Provencal mahogany wardrobes... - Briar wood. 74 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,331 Where is he? 75 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:01,908 He's disappeared! He's disappeared! 76 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,786 He left a note: 77 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:06,116 "I'm off... 78 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:09,905 "To other shores, where it's possible for me 79 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,491 to keep dreaming. 80 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:14,914 Checco... 81 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:46,494 Sorry, I have to get used to this. 82 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:49,875 Omar! 83 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:53,121 Checco, how was your first week in Africa? 84 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,082 - Great! - Don't you miss Italy? 85 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:57,748 Italy? Where's that? 86 00:05:57,833 --> 00:06:01,997 C'mon! Italy's my passion, I dream of going there. 87 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,083 Go, go! 88 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:06,659 I arranged a mega party for the opening. 89 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,866 - And who shows up? The h... - Health inspector. 90 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:10,698 To see the bathrooms for the disabled. 91 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:14,956 - He questioned... - Basin height lower than 31.5 inches. 92 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,912 - Yeah, but how do you know? - See, Omar? 93 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:20,283 - No. - You don't know what it means. 94 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,742 The IRS spent two months on my books, 95 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,666 didn't fine a fucking thing, so, what did they contest? 96 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:29,537 - Taxes on office supplies. - Yes. 97 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,990 How do you know that? 98 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:37,121 I meant art, poets, cinema. 99 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,741 I want to be a director. 100 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,950 To get authorization, total delirium. 101 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:45,954 City hall, chamber of commerce, the authorities. 102 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:49,660 Then they sent a city councilor, I slipped him 1,000 Euros, 103 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,581 all over in three days. 104 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:55,956 Excuse me, but it's embarrassing to talk like that in front of him. 105 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,581 Why? 106 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,704 Here in Africa, you can buy off a minister for 1,000 Euros, 107 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:02,373 not a city councilor. 108 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:04,198 See? They're presumptuous. 109 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:05,702 I don't believe it. 110 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,909 No, corruption here is extremely honest. 111 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,367 Easy bureaucracy, black-friendly IRS. 112 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,995 Here, you can dream. 113 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:16,911 Then, let's tell inga. 114 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,573 Here's the suite and here's the jacuzzi you like so much. 115 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,575 She gave 5 million Euros to that idiot. 116 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:28,909 - What's that to her? - Okay, but a chalet in val gardena! 117 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,616 In val gardena? Where's that? 118 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:33,198 Trentino alto adige. 119 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,908 Fabulous landscapes. 120 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:39,079 If I'm not wrong, they made a film there... 121 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,323 Ma'am, dream with me. 122 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:50,910 Try overturning your convictions, it will be fantastic. 123 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:55,871 Twenty guesthouses, each with a spa, personal chef and 6-star service, 124 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:59,246 all tax-free and we do it here in Africa. 125 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:02,075 Or do you prefer the val gardena with its pyrenees? 126 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:04,829 - Dolomites. - Take that away, I'm talking. 127 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,748 I've made a small business plan. 128 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,996 - I already know the councilor's words. - What? 129 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:13,996 Nothing, there is no city councilor! It's paradise here. 130 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,869 You should invest here. 131 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,491 She's getting angry. 132 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,664 What a nice bracelet! 133 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:24,198 It is made locally? 134 00:08:24,292 --> 00:08:26,704 No, Daniela makes them in spinazzola. 135 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:29,283 I'll give it to you, it's a great honor. 136 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:32,788 Thank you, it's too masculine for me, give it to edi. 137 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:36,325 The boy in the white shirt. 138 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:41,074 See what your grandmother gave you. 139 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:46,083 You married a wonderful person. 140 00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:47,282 Yeah, sure... 141 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,703 Her name was idjaba. 142 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:57,116 She rekindled in me the desire to love. 143 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:04,246 Sometimes I felt she rejected me. 144 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:08,114 Or maybe she was just shy, but I wasn't. 145 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,368 Excuse me? 146 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,661 I'm sorry, he has to go... 147 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,457 I'd never give up with her. 148 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,954 Idjaba! You snorkel too? 149 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:42,078 Fuck off! 150 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:44,202 You know my language? 151 00:09:49,042 --> 00:09:51,909 I'm almost out, just enough for two more days. 152 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,911 Don't laugh! 153 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,865 I don't know what I'll do without this. 154 00:09:57,292 --> 00:10:01,706 "Vanity is a parrot which hops from branch to branch". Flaubert. 155 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,912 Let's go look for your "al-neurotic” acid. 156 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,867 Hyaluronic! Such ignorance! 157 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:11,574 I want to be a director, not a beautician. 158 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,909 But it's the basics of civil society. 159 00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:42,830 Checco, I don't think you'll find your cream here. 160 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:46,655 Of course not, this is like being in the third world. 161 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,206 No offense. 162 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:51,329 Why stop? Let's go to the center, c'mon. 163 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:55,742 Checco, this is the center. 164 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:58,950 And this is Mustafa, the best stocked. 165 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:05,036 Hello, I need something for hyper cutaneous pigmentation. 166 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,870 Hyaluronic acid, even collagen, okay? 167 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:12,739 No Botox, I'm trying to avoid it. 168 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:17,281 This is the gold, maybe you have the silver. 169 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:18,455 Good? 170 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,865 You should taste the platinum! 171 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,657 A gas tank exploded? 172 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,950 Omar, what's going on? 173 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,624 Dear god, someone who can speak english! 174 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,078 No, I don't speak it, just asking. 175 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:03,617 - We have to go back to the village. - Who are these guys? 176 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:16,291 Our compatriots might be among the victims. 177 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:20,197 Moving on to culture: The mushroom festival... 178 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,290 - Want two burrata? - No. 179 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:26,411 Give me two mozzarellas. 180 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:32,493 Lella, another two bills have come. 181 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,450 - It's not my problem, nicla. - I'm sorry to say... 182 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,495 You didn't teach your son a minimum of legality. 183 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,866 It's him? 184 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:46,955 It's him? 185 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,739 Have you called your family? You must tell them you're alive. 186 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,789 I texted my mother, 187 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:58,244 but, even in good faith, she might give my number to people... 188 00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,914 There, she did. 189 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,831 Ex-wife 190 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,579 answer, our pride traps us, the poet says. 191 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,665 - Hello? - Piece of shit! 192 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,416 Nicla, I'm in a bit of a spot... 193 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:19,664 I've just come from the lawyer, I'll put a lien on your salary, 194 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,832 reimbursement for existential injury 195 00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,659 for when you called me "dumb™ in front of my cousin, 196 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,412 fraud for dmv penalty points. 197 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,742 - No, you were driving. - Slander. 198 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:36,450 For non-payment of tax obligations, decide: 199 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,954 Which is better, arbitration or court? 200 00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:43,115 Isis is better. I'm coming with you, I want to enroll! 201 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,869 It's not Isis. 202 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,449 They have more humanity than that woman. 203 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:51,364 I'm sorry, lella, time for change is here. 204 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,575 Lella, social security is here, 8,000 Euros. 205 00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,869 Look! 206 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,573 The poet, my ass! 207 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,082 You don't know real war. 208 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:06,869 Accountant 209 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,494 an f1040 just arrived! 210 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:13,290 Not an f16, my income tax. 211 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,245 Pretending not to understand? Mine is the true tragedy. 212 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,618 Move. 213 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,950 He wants money too! 214 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:24,327 Move! 215 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:29,072 It's your fault my number's gone viral back home. 216 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,202 Condo 217 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,374 come on, he'll give us a lift. 218 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,324 - To Italy? - No! 219 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:43,457 What a scare, you idiot! 220 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,208 I abandoned all hope in this village. 221 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,907 Me, my battery charger. 222 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,456 No! 223 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,618 Let's go. 224 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:36,572 - Where? - To my village, we'll be safe. 225 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,374 - Are we at the village? - No. 226 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,115 Step on it, c'mon! 227 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,410 Madiba! 228 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:50,621 Wake up, we're at the village. 229 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,870 Is it with jacada travel or club med? 230 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,706 The travel designer. 231 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,575 Maybe I didn't specify. 232 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,873 It's a family? 233 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,456 I'm with the miniclub? 234 00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,874 My house, my sister. 235 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,953 My pleasure, checco. 236 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,206 I have no coins. 237 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,951 - What do they want? - They're happy, it's been two years. 238 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:40,284 - No, from me. - They're curious. 239 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,912 The youngest ones have never seen a white person. 240 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,911 That's why you're laughing! 241 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,082 Look, white as can be. 242 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,874 Disgusting! Makes you sick? 243 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,749 Kids, this is the European average. 244 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,367 You have other parameters. You too! 245 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,913 You should see my cousin, you'd go nuts. 246 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,072 Translate, they call my cousin tiny. 247 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,285 I make them laugh. 248 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:19,033 Sorry, I just can't. 249 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,540 Omar, they won't be offended? 250 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,947 Don't worry, we know your culture. 251 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,452 Oh, okay! 252 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,118 Good edible things, all standard packaging! 253 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:39,746 My brother moussa sends them from Italy, he made it. 254 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,415 - Checco. - What's he doing? 255 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,992 - Do you know Italian neorealism? - Forget it. 256 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,663 You don't, certainly. 257 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,999 Stories of humble people, 258 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,496 in an Italy exhausted by war, poverty... 259 00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:00,199 Think about Africa! Come and eat. 260 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:04,581 Ma'am, the boy's not well, too much culture and too little money. 261 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:11,827 It's a boy! 262 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,536 - Come on. - What's going on? 263 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:18,913 After eleven girls, the village chief has a male grandson. 264 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,707 - There's male chauvinism here? - What? 265 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,949 It moves me to see these things. 266 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,244 When it's a boy, it moves me. 267 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:47,993 What did he say? 268 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:52,827 The village chief says that "muzungu”, the white man, brought good luck. 269 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,578 Me? No! 270 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,990 - What's he doing? - Thanking you. 271 00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:03,283 Didn't you do an ultrasound? 272 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:06,415 Excuse me... let me talk. 273 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,455 In that remote African village, after years of being cursed, 274 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:15,284 I finally found someone who blessed me. 275 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,241 No, let him continue, I like it. 276 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,490 Do you want a boy? 277 00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:39,159 That night I dreamed. 278 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:51,076 Ma'am, see what I did for your people? 279 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,873 It's beautiful. 280 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,370 Omar finally has a respectable job. 281 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,448 - Did you get hurt? - It's nothing. 282 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,828 You won't file a grievance against your boss, will you? 283 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:03,744 What's a grievance? 284 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,665 But you take maternity leave. 285 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,075 Maternity leave when the baby is already out. 286 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,662 I dreamed of a world guided by common sense, 287 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:21,494 where the able and the disabled were truly equals, sharing one bathroom, 288 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,908 and where no one would ever complain. 289 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:28,124 Don't you feel your rights are being violated? 290 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:31,784 No, I crapped on the floor until yesterday. 291 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,205 Checco? 292 00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:41,785 - I had a beautiful dream. - We have to leave. 293 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,661 Make "muzungu” some coffee. 294 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,750 Move. 295 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:47,914 Sugar, one and a half. 296 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:05,830 - What's happening? - The militia are coming here too. 297 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:09,114 - What a drag, these guys! - I won't kowtow to anyone. 298 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:12,495 - I decided, I'll take the great journey. - What are you taking? 299 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,953 He says "muzungu” brought bad luck. 300 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:23,077 Is he ga-ga? Yesterday I brought good luck, today, bad? 301 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:26,659 - Let's go! - Wait! Consistency's important! 302 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,708 - Let's go, quiet! - Where? 303 00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:31,702 Let's go. 304 00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,499 Bye. Happy militia. 305 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:58,948 Now back to the Saint Jacques episode. 306 00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:04,833 Unfortunately there is no news on the fate of our two countrymen, 307 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,828 accounted missing. 308 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:12,833 Specifically, soap opera actor, edi emiliani 309 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:16,409 and entrepreneur pierfrancesco zalone. 310 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:18,990 Good! 311 00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,620 Everyone, please! 312 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,994 Compensation for victims of terrorism, 313 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:28,702 based on law 206 of 2004, is paid only upon certified extinguishment. 314 00:23:28,792 --> 00:23:31,625 Here we have a missing-person. 315 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:46,833 Hello? 316 00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:48,202 Mom? 317 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:50,913 Hello? 318 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:54,449 Heart of my heart! 319 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,579 Don't call me that, I still haven't forgiven you. 320 00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,282 I'm talking to my mother. 321 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:02,572 Call foreign affairs or the President of the Republic 322 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:05,784 and have them send a government plane. 323 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:10,744 I'm in Africa, here's my position. Migrant, give me our position? 324 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,290 I'll take that. Checco! 325 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:15,785 - Who is it? - Isa! 326 00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:18,703 I ask a favor on behalf of the whole family. 327 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,783 - Hurry. - You have to get extinguished. 328 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:25,621 - Idiot, pass me mom. - You're a missing person here. 329 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,448 Missing? 330 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:30,784 Yes, but if you're extinguished, all your debts are too. 331 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,039 As well as all our problems. 332 00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:48,329 - Omar... - Are they coming for you? 333 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,532 I'll take the great journey! 334 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,831 Look. 335 00:24:58,292 --> 00:25:02,535 I'm extinguishing everything: IRS, ira, it in... 336 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,786 = lcir! = icir... which one's that? 337 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,490 No, ma'am, I paid that! 338 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:13,495 You're crazy, it's a very tough journey. 339 00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:17,746 We'll have to face the desert, the sea... And then, where will you go? 340 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,990 I'll migrate to lichtenstein. 341 00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:21,664 Lichtenstein? 342 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,913 I have a cousin there and it has banking secrecy. 343 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,572 - But you're flat broke! - Right, but no one will know. 344 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,288 Omar, I'm starting to dream again, seriously. 345 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,948 Shit! 346 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:37,157 What happened? 347 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,994 We've been here for two hours. 348 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,580 And they're all singing, no one protests. 349 00:25:46,917 --> 00:25:50,910 It's not like this in civilized places, you get your money back. 350 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,447 Don't worry, help has come, eat. 351 00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:58,864 Tell your mother to ask before she makes a sandwich for a westerner! 352 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,745 It was a nice gesture, wasn't it? 353 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:05,325 Corned beef and tinned peaches is offensive. 354 00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:09,578 Sorry! 355 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,453 That's enough! 356 00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:15,659 Could we have something more modern? 357 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:20,199 You make me yearn for the pizzica. 358 00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:32,245 They're by Ralph Lauren, miss! 359 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:37,869 That was when it happened for the first time, 360 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,533 I felt something strange, 361 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,413 like a voice taking gradual possession of me. 362 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,956 What's the problem? 363 00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:49,534 The problem is one of race. 364 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:52,956 What do you need? 365 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:59,322 What's needed is a clear, firm, awareness of race 366 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:03,080 establishing well-defined superiorities. 367 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,456 What do you want from Louis Vuitton? 368 00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:20,989 - What do you want? - A pen, got one? 369 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,698 I'll annihilate you! 370 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:27,199 Idjaba! 371 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:30,240 You're taking the great journey too? 372 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,494 - What? - Fuck off. 373 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,244 So, he's your son! 374 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,911 She spoke to me again! 375 00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:52,750 You can make your court orders 376 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:55,449 you can stop us at the borders 377 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:58,329 no disembarking, you can say 378 00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:01,250 go drown, it's best that way 379 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:04,458 it's just we've got no work 380 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:06,578 we're poor and have a shabby look 381 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:10,575 you can say what you want, but 382 00:28:12,917 --> 00:28:15,158 if, migrating to your heart 383 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,662 is a colored girl and smart 384 00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:21,159 giving you butterflies, well, then... 385 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:24,242 I'll make her a citizen 386 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:27,200 Italians first, you say 387 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:29,283 this law is no wussy 388 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,457 but for Italians, first 389 00:28:33,542 --> 00:28:35,407 comes pussy! 390 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:39,583 Basically, pussy will save Africa 391 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,657 pussy of Africa 392 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:46,040 pussy of Africa 393 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,323 pussy of Africa... 394 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,324 Careful, he's dreaming, he's dreaming. 395 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,866 Omar, I'm starving. 396 00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:21,075 What is it? Pineapple and sardines. 397 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,039 Yeah, I'll take it. 398 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:40,037 Don't stress her, it will get you nowhere. 399 00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:43,743 I just want to apologize to the boy for being such a jerk. 400 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:45,702 Hello, idjaba. 401 00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:50,035 I know what you want to say, but I have to apologize to the boy, I was impolite. 402 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:52,782 Here's the pen. 403 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,625 A notebook and a baby moisturizer. 404 00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:02,374 - I'm leaving. - It means "thank you". 405 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:05,245 Not "fuck off"? You've made progress. 406 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,493 What's your name? 407 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:10,749 - Doudou. - Like berlusconi's dog! 408 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:15,325 He returned it to the kennel, or I'd never have said that. 409 00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:20,956 - We're going swimming, want to come? - He can't swim. 410 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:24,708 No? I'll teach you. 411 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:28,242 Come on, doudou, give me your paw... hand! 412 00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:31,825 I'll teach you, I'm licensed. 413 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,492 Archimedes principle: Those float who are not cynical. 414 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:41,541 Now move your legs like when you're on a mountain bike. 415 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:45,789 - He doesn't understand. - On a tricycle. He understands. 416 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:48,457 You are going solo now! 417 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,039 Solo, solo, good! 418 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:53,958 Tolo tolo! 419 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,573 - Tolo tolo! - Good for you! 420 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:11,155 You know ldjaba, I was thinking 421 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:15,619 I don't miss my old identity at all, my past. 422 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,245 But I'd have liked a little boy like him. 423 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,241 You draw great! 424 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:23,289 Who are you? Charles blackman? 425 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,789 I've had two wives, 426 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:33,495 unfortunately, it wasn't the lord's plan for either... 427 00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:37,742 - They couldn't have children? - Not black, no. 428 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:40,448 They're more elegant! 429 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,197 In fact, Angelina Jolie, Madonna got lots. 430 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,992 With their money, know how many I'd have ordered from Africa? 431 00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:50,825 How do we say it? Not adopted... 432 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:52,953 Amazon offers good deals. 433 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:56,374 - Blackman paintings too. - Cut it out! 434 00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,079 - Could I have some water please? - Don't drink it. 435 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,374 - It hasn't been boiled. - Quiet! 436 00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:07,658 It's cool! I feel happy. 437 00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:09,323 Good for you. 438 00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:12,739 Being happy takes only a few things. 439 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,414 What are they? 440 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,412 An imodium, a kaopectate! 441 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,081 A pepto-bismal. 442 00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:22,204 - Calm down. - Have him stop. 443 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,999 He's already stopped ten times. 444 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:27,825 Ginger has no effect! 445 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:31,705 A western product of synthesis with side effects, 446 00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:33,453 have you got one? 447 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,492 Agadez! Down there, checco! 448 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,661 It's where they made "the sheltering sky". 449 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:56,457 - Would they shelter a tea under that sky? - Bertolucci! 450 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:59,124 Any kind, but with lemon. 451 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:09,618 Documents. 452 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:13,037 - Hide. - Why? 453 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,410 Excuse me? 454 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,369 Could I use the toilet? 455 00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:39,532 Who's he? 456 00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:40,958 Who is he! 457 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,535 Everybody off! 458 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,039 Everybody off, c'mon! 459 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:48,040 I'd like to see you in my shoes. 460 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:54,911 What are you, a journalist? 461 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,708 A government spy? A trafficker? 462 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,741 Damn, how was it? 463 00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:13,203 Am I white? 464 00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:16,657 No, let go of me! 465 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:20,908 - Leave me the cosmetics at least! - Scram! 466 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,039 I had no choice. 467 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:26,787 Put water purifiers in so I won't get the runs. 468 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:29,789 Omar? 469 00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:34,866 Idjaba, you're crying? 470 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:39,281 No, they took all our money thanks to you! 471 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,286 It's my fault? 472 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,286 Omar, say something. 473 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,032 Checco! 474 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:54,790 I know what your problem is, 475 00:34:55,833 --> 00:34:57,494 it's the color of my skin. 476 00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:00,282 Racists! 477 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,616 Reuters is reporting the news 478 00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,780 we all feared would come. 479 00:35:16,292 --> 00:35:20,114 A body has been found, 480 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:25,373 one of the two Italians at Saint Jacques who've been missing for a few weeks. 481 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:29,660 It's the body of entrepreneur pierfrancesco zalone. 482 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:01,909 I'm the competition winner, gramegna Luigi, ma'am. 483 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,242 You? Another confiscation? 484 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:07,532 I wish it were, ma'am! 485 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:12,240 In the morning, the sad ritual of recognition 486 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:14,289 by his relatives. 487 00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:18,575 It's him, it's him! 488 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,790 The body is completely carbonized. 489 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,413 - This is the only personal item found. - It's from spinazzola. 490 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,492 - Should we test the DNA? - No, no need! 491 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:31,829 It's a waste of taxpayers' money. 492 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:23,037 - You're Italian, right? - Yes, how can you tell? 493 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:27,326 Your look, shirt, pants, bag. 494 00:37:27,417 --> 00:37:28,998 Look here. 495 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:32,954 - Great label. - At last, a migrant with taste. 496 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,949 How can I grab a bite here? 497 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:39,500 Refugees... economic migrants. 498 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:43,615 How do I figure it? 499 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,073 - There, if your country haunts you. - It does, that's me. 500 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,783 There, if you're a poor migrant with no money. 501 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:53,699 - I am, that's me. - Perfect. 502 00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:55,453 - And where do 1 go? - To hell. 503 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:58,909 - You too. - You're a rich Italian, mocking me. 504 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,582 Huh? =you're an ngo head. 505 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:05,410 You're a dickhead, you don't know me. I'm hungry! 506 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:10,241 Sweetie! What's up? 507 00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:15,412 You're a genius! 508 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:18,579 My little angel! You took it? 509 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,532 Where's mom? 510 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,573 He took my wallet. 511 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,282 Why did you give it back? 512 00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:30,072 Don't yell at him, he gave it back, he's honest. 513 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,620 All 470 Euros are here. 514 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:37,740 Omar, let's stay friends! 515 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:41,290 I'll pay for everyone's journey to Europe. 516 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,448 For them, not for you! 517 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,491 Good, huh, doudou? You eat a lot! 518 00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:51,823 How much is it? 519 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:54,328 Here. 520 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:57,250 What's the trafficker want for the journey? Keep the change. 521 00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:00,450 - Three thousand dollars. - Bring back the change! 522 00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:03,454 - Three thousand? For everyone? - Each. 523 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:07,660 If we can find someone willing to go, there are many checks. 524 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:11,537 Discounts for under 12? 525 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,494 They're scum, in other words. 526 00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:21,031 = your shirt's nice. Thank you. 527 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:31,083 - Armani. - Bye, giorgio. 528 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:32,998 = Vuitton. - Louis! 529 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,823 - Prada. - Miuccia! 530 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:37,158 - Dolce & Gabbana. - Stefano, domenico! 531 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:41,159 Saints cosmas, Damian, bye to you all. 532 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:44,663 - All originals? - Yes, good quality. 533 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:49,165 Now we have to find work. 534 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:53,914 - The sale wasn't enough? - 21 dollars and 50 cents. 535 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,242 - Are you an idiot? - It was a miracle. 536 00:39:57,333 --> 00:40:02,077 A 1,600-euro value, bought at an outlet? 537 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:05,830 If you're migrating like that, say so, I won't migrate with you. 538 00:40:05,917 --> 00:40:09,535 I can clean, take care of the changing rooms, 539 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,206 I can make tea. 540 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:13,658 Waiter, dishwasher, kitchen helper. 541 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,082 I'm Italian, but... 542 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,573 Okay, I accept. 543 00:40:57,833 --> 00:41:00,199 They're all fakes, take them. 544 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,866 Get lost, I don't want those. 545 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:10,369 I told you it wouldn't work. 546 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,746 Never counterfeit... 547 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:17,994 Unless you're Chinese. 548 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:21,780 Every people has its prerogative, africans sell, 549 00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:23,698 not produce. 550 00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:27,996 Production means workers, the tax wedge, charges. 551 00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:45,160 Even craftsmen are crushed by taxes. 552 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:49,075 - Is there a flat tax in Africa? - No. 553 00:42:12,792 --> 00:42:14,908 So, who was that girl? 554 00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:18,916 Is that how the woman I loved made a living? 555 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,662 - Checco, move! - Coming. 556 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:27,124 No, it can't be true! 557 00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:29,956 Or maybe it was. 558 00:42:30,042 --> 00:42:33,239 Idjaba, tell me the truth, you've been a whor... 559 00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:35,948 What is it? A pros... 560 00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:41,531 Or have you stolen, robbed? For me it would be more... understand? 561 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,697 = you'll remain in doubt. Okay. 562 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:47,078 I'll remain in doubt. 563 00:42:49,958 --> 00:42:52,620 But on one thing I had no doubt. 564 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:56,041 I was one of them by now. 565 00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:32,996 - Want a sandwich? - We'll eat after sunset! 566 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:36,826 It's ramadan, it's indelicate. 567 00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:40,284 - We respect the majority. - The majority? 568 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:54,078 Omar, tell these churlish individuals that in the land of fascism... 569 00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:55,373 How's he talking? 570 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,574 There's a single watchword... 571 00:43:57,667 --> 00:44:01,285 Categorical and binding for all. 572 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,911 Harvest 573 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:06,658 tomatoes in apulia! 574 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:11,038 This is your destiny, at competitive prices 575 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:14,743 and suitable for your level, clear? 576 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:16,789 Clear? 577 00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:18,786 - Calm down. - I feel sick. 578 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:22,413 - Sit down. - I'm hearing voices! Sorry. 579 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,491 - Pass some water. - I'm a doctor. 580 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:30,242 A doctor? I don't know what's wrong with me. 581 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:33,198 An epilepsy attack? 582 00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:36,782 A heart attack? 583 00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:40,830 - An attack of fascism. - I've got fascism? 584 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:44,822 You say it like that? Sorry, my uncle gave it to me. 585 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:48,325 We all have fascism inside, 586 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:51,079 with sun and stress, it comes out. 587 00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:55,035 - Like a candida albicans? - A bizarre comparison, but nice. 588 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,332 - Do you know how to fight it? - With monistat? 589 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,289 With love. 590 00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:14,831 Cannelloni with basbaas. 591 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:17,036 Excellent choice. 592 00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:19,949 How's this rosé from Zimbabwe? 593 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:22,249 For a rosé, I'd suggest Burkina Faso. 594 00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:25,665 Or should we go for white, darling? 595 00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:27,948 White will wait. 596 00:45:34,292 --> 00:45:37,955 This italia that is breathing 597 00:45:40,708 --> 00:45:43,905 always beautiful, know why? 598 00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:46,998 Who's that, checco? 599 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:50,826 They're people with affection 600 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:56,989 people like me 601 00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:04,448 then emotion overcomes me 602 00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:10,455 for Florence which is there 603 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:17,539 for venice ever moving 604 00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:23,080 and eternal Rome is here! 605 00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:30,329 Italia 606 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:36,532 a land that cannot be outshone 607 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:40,037 italia 608 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:43,245 italia 609 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:49,540 this song I sing for you, and you alone! 610 00:47:05,417 --> 00:47:06,452 Sorry? 611 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:10,115 Stay down! 612 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:12,369 Checco, stay down. 613 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,499 Guys, here come the troops! 614 00:47:18,417 --> 00:47:22,114 They've come for us, I had an “in-troop-ition... 615 00:47:26,208 --> 00:47:27,448 Checco, no! 616 00:47:29,167 --> 00:47:31,123 What are you doing? 617 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:33,823 Brothers! 618 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:36,744 Italia! 619 00:47:40,083 --> 00:47:42,074 Sergeant, this guy's coming toward us! 620 00:47:43,417 --> 00:47:44,873 What do I do, shoot? 621 00:47:45,292 --> 00:47:47,874 Buscicchio, we're here on a logistic assignment, 622 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,119 not to gun people down. 623 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,665 - So, what do ldo? - Toss a grenade. 624 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,036 Italia... 625 00:48:05,667 --> 00:48:07,578 Italia, my ass! 626 00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,873 And we gotta pay taxes. 627 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,999 Wait, I need a breath. 628 00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:18,914 Hurry! 629 00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:26,290 What the fuck are you doing? 630 00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:28,411 Wait for me! 631 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,911 Omar, I paid! 632 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,742 Don't abandon me, doudou! 633 00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:07,702 Idjaba! 634 00:49:55,708 --> 00:49:57,790 When you feel the end is near, 635 00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,740 your whole life passes before you. 636 00:50:00,958 --> 00:50:02,823 It's the moment you take stock. 637 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:07,204 Whether more victories or defeats, I didn't know, 638 00:50:07,292 --> 00:50:09,032 but one thing was sure, 639 00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:12,322 I'd always acted on my principles, 640 00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,532 except that one time. 641 00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:17,157 It was November 2011. 642 00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:29,035 They're the mistakes you make when you're young and thoughtless. 643 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,161 Please deposit all metal objects... 644 00:50:38,042 --> 00:50:41,534 But the bank clerk knew me, and that cursed door opened. 645 00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:00,373 I have to make my vat deposit. 646 00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:03,575 Why not in may? There's just a slight penalty. 647 00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:14,041 Why did I make that deposit? Why? 648 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:15,490 Cut it out! 649 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:20,035 Later, closing my vat account, they made no compensation. 650 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:23,700 Promise you'll never deposit in a vat account. 651 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:26,081 Pay the fine. 652 00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:39,827 Guys? Let's be careful, he might have bad intentions. 653 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,998 - Do you speak French? - Yes. 654 00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:57,662 I've just met a group of migrants in the desert. 655 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,040 All they have is blankets for survival. 656 00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:05,997 I'll talk to them to find out where they're from and where they're going. 657 00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:07,748 - Hello. - Hello. 658 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:12,577 - Where are you from? - The Saint Jacques region. 659 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,285 And you? 660 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:21,699 Férédougou is in futa toro, isn't it? 661 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,956 Yes, I know the place, and you? 662 00:52:24,042 --> 00:52:25,202 Spinazzola. 663 00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:29,951 Where is it, in Mauritania, Libya, Syria? 664 00:52:31,292 --> 00:52:33,829 Ask if he'll give us a lift. 665 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:36,620 - You speak Italian? - Yes. 666 00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:39,370 - Where did you learn? - In spinazzola. 667 00:52:40,167 --> 00:52:43,000 Spinazzola for middle school, high school in gravina. 668 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:48,032 We speak Italian in Italy... Now I'll tell you about my life. 669 00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,285 Can you give us a lift? 670 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:53,118 When I saw you, I wondered: "Is he a rapist?" 671 00:52:53,208 --> 00:52:55,995 But who do you rape in the desert, camels? 672 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,914 So much mistrust in the world! 673 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,616 Get your stuff! Let's go, it's late. 674 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:08,155 Does the cruise control activate via the touch panel? 675 00:53:08,917 --> 00:53:12,660 I don't know, my sponsor gave it to me for my travel diaries. 676 00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:18,074 - Why, what do you do? - Checco, it's Alexandre lemaitre! 677 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,365 No! 678 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:26,114 Mr. lemaitre, I'm thrilled to meet you. 679 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:28,373 I'm a big fan. 680 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,286 - What do you do? - Me? 681 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:35,079 I turn my gaze to the world 682 00:53:35,167 --> 00:53:37,408 to bear witness to suffering, 683 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,249 except the greatest wealth: Humanity. 684 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:46,076 I mean, what work do you do? That's playing. 685 00:53:46,167 --> 00:53:48,123 Idjaba is a beautiful name. 686 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:51,405 It's the name of a river that flows from Kinshasa. 687 00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:55,163 In Congolese it means "vital energy". 688 00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:56,911 He's related to Pierre cardin. 689 00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:05,913 I don't believe it, you're the testimonial for... 690 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,365 Platinum! 691 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,536 = platinum! - Al-neurotic. 692 00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:19,742 Al-neurotic, yes! You're super rich! 693 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,911 But I've seen so much poverty. 694 00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:25,655 The poorest I've seen are so poor 695 00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,994 that all they have is money. 696 00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:30,657 Go take a crap! 697 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,286 Look who's here! 698 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:01,074 - Would you mind filming? - Me? 699 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:03,283 - Sure. - Thank you! 700 00:55:06,542 --> 00:55:10,990 We're nearing a caravan teeming with humanity. 701 00:55:11,667 --> 00:55:14,249 They've left everything for such little hope. 702 00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:17,040 But nothing can stop them, not the police, 703 00:55:17,708 --> 00:55:19,448 nor armies or frontiers. 704 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:21,203 Yes, they've lost everything... 705 00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:26,538 Yes, they've left everything, but they still have what's most precious, 706 00:55:26,625 --> 00:55:27,910 their dignity. 707 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,240 Get a move on! 708 00:55:48,792 --> 00:55:50,828 How beautiful Tripoli is 709 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:54,165 as bombs and missiles whizz... 710 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:58,493 Welcome back modernity! Welcome to civilization, little one. 711 00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:04,410 Here you'll never again have to pick these personally. 712 00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:06,414 Someone will do it for you. 713 00:56:08,708 --> 00:56:10,039 Dates! 714 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,867 Alexandro, have you got a pore astringent, please? 715 00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:18,365 What I'd like to ask is... Why did you flee your country? 716 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,911 Of course, I'll turn it off. 717 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,369 Idjaba, listen to me. 718 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:33,992 I believe we're all running from something. 719 00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:36,948 Soaml. 720 00:56:37,042 --> 00:56:41,035 I often feel I'm imprisoned in a character 721 00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:45,120 created by people who don't know me. 722 00:56:46,417 --> 00:56:50,285 Alexandro, do you have a pore astringent? 723 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:53,492 Alexandre asked to be alone with idjaba. 724 00:56:53,958 --> 00:56:55,823 - You can't go there. - Why not? 725 00:56:56,833 --> 00:57:00,121 He's paying for our journey, the hotel... Let's indulge him. 726 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:01,789 Watch the movie with me. 727 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:15,325 - What are they doing? - A pasolini masterpiece. 728 00:57:15,417 --> 00:57:16,657 "Mamma roma". 729 00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:21,325 What are they talking about? Why are they there? Why... 730 00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:25,708 Quiet. 731 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,740 She was my best friend. 732 00:57:29,833 --> 00:57:31,664 And I made a promise to her. 733 00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:42,782 Idjaba... 734 00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:45,783 I've met many people in my travels 735 00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:49,499 and I think you're an amazing person. 736 00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:57,494 It's degenerating. 737 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:00,785 A beautiful scene. 738 00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:04,197 Now the son suffers for his mother. 739 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:07,456 Actually, he doesn't give a shit. 740 00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:09,624 Look at your mom! 741 00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:15,327 Thank you, haftar. 742 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,206 Come in. 743 00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:28,949 - Checco? - What is it? 744 00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:31,282 I need help. 745 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:36,536 Did he molest you? 746 00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:39,583 - He promised you a film. - No! 747 00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:43,364 I'll testify at the trial, we'll get lots of money off him. 748 00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:46,291 Alexandre is a wonderful person, 749 00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:49,447 but can I sleep in bed with you? 750 00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:50,702 Certainly! 751 00:58:51,708 --> 00:58:53,323 - And with doudou. - With doudou! 752 00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,115 Don't drop crumbs. 753 00:58:56,208 --> 00:59:01,282 I can't make love with Alexandre, I'm afraid I'll fall in love. 754 00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:04,123 - Oh, my! - I can't allow myself that. 755 00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:09,697 - I feel relaxed with you. - Thank you. 756 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:15,789 - Could you go out? I have to change. - That too! My suite is your suite. 757 00:59:28,167 --> 00:59:30,328 Checco, I need help. 758 00:59:30,417 --> 00:59:32,408 You, too? Nothing doing. 759 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:36,413 She's afraid she'll fall in love or she has her period, work it out. 760 00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:40,621 Idjaba has an incredible story and I must tell it. 761 00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:42,414 What do you want from me? 762 00:59:44,792 --> 00:59:46,123 Persuade her. 763 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,995 I had a 2008 chateauneuf-du-pape sent up for you. 764 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:53,871 I'll have a 2006 zidane-materazzi sent up for you. 765 00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:56,953 Twenty Euros? For me? 766 00:59:58,375 --> 01:00:00,661 Idjaba, darling, have you finished? 767 01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:10,073 As you slept, I contacted Ahmed, he'll take us to a prison camp. 768 01:00:10,167 --> 01:00:11,167 Prison? 769 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:14,322 Alexandre wants to document the torture of migrants. 770 01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:16,123 Alexandre, not me. 771 01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:21,077 I'm going back, it's extremely dangerous, who'd do such an idiotic thing? 772 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,498 My Canadian colleague. 773 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:29,324 Twelve million views! 774 01:00:30,667 --> 01:00:33,579 Him, three. Makes him look like crap, huh? 775 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,037 Omar, take the camera. 776 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,948 Film this. 777 01:00:46,917 --> 01:00:48,453 Are you filming? 778 01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:51,500 We've been stopped by a Libyan patrol a few kilometers from Tripoli. 779 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:54,620 Hello, I'm a journalist, Alexandre lemaitre. 780 01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:03,323 Relax, take it easy. 781 01:01:07,792 --> 01:01:09,077 Idjaba? 782 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,456 Easy! Idjaba! 783 01:01:13,042 --> 01:01:15,033 Don't attack the women, okay? 784 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,991 - Omar sold us. - He sold us? 785 01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:24,540 Sorry checco, sorry idjaba. 786 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,290 It's my only way to leave, I can't fail. 787 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:29,956 You betrayed us, you bastard! 788 01:01:30,042 --> 01:01:32,704 You're the bastard, you and your fucking vanity. 789 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:35,494 "Coquette tu, fili mi"! 790 01:01:37,917 --> 01:01:40,829 Quoque! It's a postponed conjunction. 791 01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:42,453 Fuck off! 792 01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:22,907 Calm down! 793 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:25,240 Let's stay calm. 794 01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:28,498 Me, too... 795 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:01,907 What's he saying? 796 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,994 We have to call our national authorities for the ransom money. 797 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:10,658 Italy's gonna give me money? 798 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:17,248 I owe Italy 468,000 Euros. 799 01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:20,325 Between the IRS, it in... But they'll never get it. 800 01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:25,537 Now, I have to ask them for money, it's not correct. 801 01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,618 Prefix for Italy is +397 802 01:03:42,042 --> 01:03:43,202 Yes? 803 01:03:43,292 --> 01:03:46,204 Niki, checco from spinazzola, your second cousin. 804 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,743 - Spinazzola? - I have to ask a favoritism. 805 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:52,619 Permit me to interrupt. 806 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:57,076 Already when performing public functions in the chair of the governor, 807 01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:01,331 the Italian vice of favoritism was completely alien to me... 808 01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:06,081 No, nothing like that! It's a particular situation. 809 01:04:06,167 --> 01:04:09,409 Occupied militarily by this boorish populist narration 810 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:11,741 which represents a true lesion 811 01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:16,247 to the propensity for solidarity with the people and which, instead, mystifies, 812 01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:18,540 blunting consciences, 813 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:21,537 and represents, in a certain sense, 814 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:23,206 a mortifying tyranny... 815 01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:26,159 Try in Libyan. 816 01:04:26,542 --> 01:04:27,542 Hello? 817 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:32,040 High command, general ducros. 818 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:38,826 Prefecture of barletta, gramegna Luigi, prefect. 819 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,828 I can't believe it! 820 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:44,572 - I'm gramegna in person. - No, I can't believe you're the prefect. 821 01:04:44,875 --> 01:04:49,073 It's zalone from spinazzola, remember "murgia and Sushi"? 822 01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:52,744 A joke in bad taste. 823 01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:54,744 - Where have you been? - Making coffee. 824 01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:57,245 - You must inform me. - I'm sorry, excellency. 825 01:04:57,583 --> 01:04:59,619 - Let it never happen again. - Forgive me. 826 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,992 Here are the agents from my country. 827 01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:13,372 My compliments, you're a great country. 828 01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:14,573 Long live France! 829 01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:20,199 Not Italy with basic income benefits, but they don't pay ransom. 830 01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,410 Doudou, see that money? 831 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:26,698 They're in deficit, but the French don't care, they pay. 832 01:05:29,292 --> 01:05:30,577 Long live the baguette! 833 01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:33,699 Their escargots are wonderful! 834 01:05:34,917 --> 01:05:37,533 Anyway, we stole that world cup from you. 835 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:39,365 We stole it. 836 01:05:51,833 --> 01:05:54,199 Translation? What's wrong? 837 01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:58,915 Checco, I'm sorry. 838 01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:04,204 Give back the Mona Lisa, thieves! 839 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,865 At least leave me the platinum. 840 01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:13,457 Give it to me, you can't appreciate it. 841 01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:15,282 You lack the cultural basics. 842 01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:16,785 Give it to me! 843 01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:35,707 - What did he ask? - Which of them I want to make love with. 844 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:38,582 No, you bastards, I won't allow it. 845 01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:43,619 Hear that? What did you say? 846 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:46,541 I can do it with them together. 847 01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:48,115 What the shit! 848 01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:53,117 Idjaba, so, my doubts... 849 01:06:57,958 --> 01:07:00,244 I don't get it, do we take numbers? 850 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:02,073 Can I participate? 851 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:05,411 Can I participate, too? 852 01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:07,948 No, doudou! 853 01:07:08,042 --> 01:07:11,409 Why the shhh? Go see your mother! 854 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:13,991 If it were my mother, I'd tell her off! 855 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:17,787 Listen, you're grown by now, 856 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:20,286 it's right you should know. 857 01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:24,706 Your mother... I say this with great sadness. 858 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,250 Your mother 859 01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:28,289 is a slut... 860 01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:03,202 What's going on? 861 01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:17,328 Guys, we did a great job. 862 01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:21,324 Well done. Now what? 863 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,163 - Here. - The French! 864 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,490 Al-neurotic! 865 01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:34,288 Awesome, you found it. I love you. 866 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:36,457 I love you so much. 867 01:08:54,417 --> 01:08:57,614 - Idjaba, I don't understand. - I know. 868 01:08:58,500 --> 01:08:59,706 Here. 869 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,949 - It's his father's name. - Your husband? 870 01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:08,289 Doudou is not my son. 871 01:09:09,958 --> 01:09:12,040 I have to return to my country, 872 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:14,331 I entrust him to you, checco. 873 01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:04,699 Italian, my friend! 874 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,699 A perfect look for Italy, isn't it? 875 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,661 Can you give me work? 876 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:17,822 Italia, can I do TV in your country? 877 01:10:17,917 --> 01:10:19,407 Italia gives free Wi-Fi? 878 01:10:21,208 --> 01:10:23,199 Gives good food when I get there? 879 01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:27,658 Checco, no fascism. 880 01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,832 Democracy, I'll quote Kennedy. 881 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:34,989 Guys, I want to say just one thing. 882 01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:40,330 Don't ask what my country can do for you... 883 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:44,333 Well? 884 01:10:44,417 --> 01:10:46,999 That's all, don't ask, it can't do a fucking thing for you. 885 01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,790 It can't do a thing for me, let alone you, guys. 886 01:10:50,958 --> 01:10:52,914 They don't want me! 887 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,286 - Not true! - They're bad people. 888 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:59,118 Not true, Italians have big hearts. 889 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:03,246 He was an amazing guy, exceptional, honest. 890 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,368 With so many ideas. 891 01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:07,780 Isn't a 200,000-euro reimbursement enough? 892 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:11,457 No sum can ever reimburse 893 01:11:11,542 --> 01:11:13,328 the grief of such a united family. 894 01:11:13,417 --> 01:11:15,328 But double can. 895 01:11:15,417 --> 01:11:18,375 - Besides, Italians first. - What's that got to do with anything? 896 01:11:20,292 --> 01:11:22,533 What's the connection? Why the applause? 897 01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:31,620 The waters have stilled. 898 01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:40,409 What's the matter? Why did we stop? 899 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,197 - The engine's broken. - Is there a mechanic? 900 01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:48,284 - No! - Are you a mechanic? 901 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,787 No mechanic... Have you called the coast guard? 902 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:53,911 Radio's broken. 903 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,832 Is there a radio technician? 904 01:11:56,917 --> 01:12:00,865 Not a radio technician among you! Just my luck! 905 01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:05,700 We could use a flare gun. 906 01:12:06,833 --> 01:12:09,950 Wanna bet there's no terrorist? 907 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:14,914 C'mon, boko haram step up! An Isis, c'mon! 908 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:21,915 This night there's no moon to view 909 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,491 this night is darker than you 910 01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:32,040 this night you bring rough seas with you 911 01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:37,995 but my boy, you know that the sea 912 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:42,617 won't drown your dreams easily 913 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:45,581 don't give up 914 01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:49,533 just think that 915 01:12:53,417 --> 01:12:55,578 somewhere 916 01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,537 as I awaken 917 01:13:01,292 --> 01:13:03,328 there's a bastard 918 01:13:03,417 --> 01:13:05,829 a bit of a niggard 919 01:13:05,917 --> 01:13:09,114 you look at the sky and think 920 01:13:09,667 --> 01:13:12,033 beyond the clouds 921 01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:15,582 a lucky star shines 922 01:13:17,542 --> 01:13:21,364 and turds always stay afloat 923 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,537 tolo tolo! 924 01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:30,155 They live, dance and sing 925 01:13:34,625 --> 01:13:38,117 and can even swim the crawl 926 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,833 Are we in Spain? Malta? 927 01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:56,578 Fine, thank you. 928 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,285 What a shame! 929 01:14:04,167 --> 01:14:09,161 A controversy has risen between various countries 930 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:13,573 on the need to disembark 931 01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:16,249 these migrants, who are however, 932 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:20,246 in international waters, in the middle of the mediterranean. 933 01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:24,997 It's the usual problem of who should open a port. 934 01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:38,574 Still nothing? Give it here. 935 01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:42,322 Sorry, it's a disgrace! 936 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:45,375 You're looking like shit before the whole world. 937 01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:47,119 You have to let us disembark! 938 01:14:47,208 --> 01:14:51,531 People, not animals, are on board! 939 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,615 Like all of you. 940 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:57,206 Yes... what is it? 941 01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:04,739 Okay, what port am I talking to? 942 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,787 The port of vibo valentia. 943 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,035 Yes... 944 01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:16,242 We'll decide if we'll be disembarking there. 945 01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:17,789 I'll try to convince them. 946 01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:20,366 That idiot, the port of vibo valentia! 947 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,619 Guys, let's go back to Africa. 948 01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:23,708 I'm not coming. 949 01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:28,040 Capri, portofino, 950 01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:31,162 pantelleria... a little dignity! 951 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:34,241 Doudou, we're going back to Libya. 952 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:08,867 Moments of panic on board the ngo ship mar de amor, 953 01:16:12,083 --> 01:16:13,823 by jumping off the ship in protest 954 01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:18,365 for the intolerable violation of human rights against those on board. 955 01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:20,456 Should we stew it? 956 01:16:24,708 --> 01:16:27,415 Catalan style. Go screw! 957 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,082 Alessandra, excuse me, back to the studio, 958 01:16:30,167 --> 01:16:32,624 because I see on the monitor 959 01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:37,498 that we are connected live with the minister of foreign affairs, 960 01:16:37,583 --> 01:16:41,826 who should give us the latest news on the mar de amor. 961 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:45,830 I have just conferred with my European counterparts. 962 01:16:46,458 --> 01:16:49,165 The migrants on the mar de amor will be disembarked in Italy. 963 01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:55,000 But we'll split them with all of Europe. 964 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:57,161 They will be thus subdivided: 965 01:16:57,833 --> 01:17:00,575 1,486 kilograms to... 966 01:17:05,792 --> 01:17:08,374 432 kilograms... 967 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,414 That's the Eritreans... to... 968 01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:20,744 He said lichtenstein? 969 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:23,244 Sorry. 970 01:17:24,042 --> 01:17:26,704 Just a word to the boy. 971 01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:29,750 You already know in lichtenstein there's... 972 01:17:29,833 --> 01:17:32,700 5% vat and banking secrecy! 973 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:39,413 I'm proud of you, little guy. May your heart guide you. 974 01:17:56,625 --> 01:18:00,197 Checco's group goes to... 975 01:18:04,042 --> 01:18:05,532 Long live Italy 976 01:18:06,917 --> 01:18:08,373 the liberated Italy 977 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,912 Italy of the waltz and Italy of coffee... 978 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,822 Leave, leave, leave! 979 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:22,781 Let's remain humane! 980 01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:26,072 Leave, leave, leave! 981 01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:04,907 Can I get a short coffee? 982 01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:09,038 The approval of the state advocacy has come, it's done. 983 01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:15,240 - So, the money's here. - Yes, in 60 to 90 days. 984 01:19:16,333 --> 01:19:17,618 Come in. 985 01:19:18,542 --> 01:19:19,998 Mr. minister! 986 01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:24,620 - Premier, just elected. - May I offer something? 987 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:28,246 No, I have a g7 at 8 or g8 at 7, I don't remember. 988 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:32,781 I've come in person to give you both good news and bad. 989 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:34,535 Checco is alive. 990 01:19:36,417 --> 01:19:38,248 Give us the good news! 991 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:41,915 The good news is dad's in trieste. 992 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,707 - Can we stop for coffee? - Not now. 993 01:19:44,792 --> 01:19:48,034 - You can get one at the festival. - What festival? 994 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:50,366 The festival of contamination. 995 01:19:54,167 --> 01:19:57,125 It's afro-pizzica contamination 996 01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:59,369 like a coconut and mussels combination 997 01:19:59,458 --> 01:20:02,120 it's afro-pizzica unruly 998 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:04,699 bringing Senegal together with friuli 999 01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:22,119 Look who's there! 1000 01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:25,032 Checco, like it? 1001 01:20:25,708 --> 01:20:27,198 You're a hoodlum. 1002 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:32,791 Don't get contaminated! 1003 01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:35,582 I earned a bit of xenophobia on the field. 1004 01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:42,872 Hello, I'm looking for someone called lamin diop. 1005 01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:45,165 Do you know him? 1006 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:48,447 I'd start from the title, it seems to be a perfect metaphor 1007 01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:51,864 of the most intolerable pulsations of our society. 1008 01:20:52,042 --> 01:20:54,829 "Candida albicans", please explain it to us. 1009 01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:58,956 - I'm very proud... - Thief, I gave you the title. 1010 01:20:59,042 --> 01:21:03,115 Could we ask him to move on? I don't know what he wants. 1011 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:05,824 The rights, I gave him the title. 1012 01:21:05,917 --> 01:21:09,114 - Ethiopian coffee? - Coffee, finally! 1013 01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:14,659 - Where's the boy? - I don't know. 1014 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:18,492 - Later. - You've contaminated my balls! 1015 01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:52,657 Don't touch! 1016 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,407 But she's my mother. 1017 01:22:48,042 --> 01:22:49,407 Bonanza! 1018 01:22:50,917 --> 01:22:53,124 We made it, huh? 1019 01:22:53,208 --> 01:22:56,166 Yes, best of luck for everything. 1020 01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:57,490 Thank you. 1021 01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:00,619 Bye, honey. 1022 01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,494 I'll wait in the car. 1023 01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:12,328 Will you be a good resource? 1024 01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:17,866 I want to thank you, here. 1025 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:21,530 - My son said you need it. - 1 can't accept. 1026 01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:26,914 - You're paying Italians' pensions. - No, I don't pay taxes. 1027 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:30,163 Then I'll accept, it's the least I can do. 1028 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:32,911 Bye, little guy. 1029 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,581 So, that's the end? 1030 01:23:38,417 --> 01:23:39,873 Of course not. 1031 01:23:47,792 --> 01:23:49,157 Because a dreamer 1032 01:23:50,583 --> 01:23:53,950 can only end on a note of beauty. 1033 01:24:26,875 --> 01:24:30,117 Idjaba, weren't you going to fight for your country? 1034 01:24:30,625 --> 01:24:32,286 I preferred love. 1035 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,000 Cut! 1036 01:24:36,167 --> 01:24:38,158 - We'll print this. - Another take? 1037 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:42,163 A big hand for checco who's finished the film! 1038 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:49,746 An applause for Omar who's ended his stay in Italy, 1039 01:24:49,833 --> 01:24:52,905 and all our African friends, have a good return. 1040 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,036 Ugh, the fun's over. 1041 01:24:56,042 --> 01:24:58,158 - Let go of me! - It's a request from Europe. 1042 01:24:58,250 --> 01:25:00,741 - What Europe? - Mine. 1043 01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:04,746 Gramegna Luigi, president of the European commission, newly appointed. 1044 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,323 A pleasure. 1045 01:25:06,417 --> 01:25:08,783 What's all this migrancy? 1046 01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:12,870 Go home, go home. 1047 01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:15,700 It's not my fault you were born in Africa. 1048 01:25:15,792 --> 01:25:19,159 It's mine? Or the children's'? 1049 01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:21,976 - It's not the children's fault. - Explain why they were born in Africa. 1050 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,161 - You explain it. - No, you. 1051 01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:28,082 I'll explain it to them. 1052 01:25:29,292 --> 01:25:30,623 Hi, kids. 1053 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:34,864 Have you ever wondered why you were born as africans? 1054 01:25:35,833 --> 01:25:38,165 No? Look up there. 1055 01:25:48,667 --> 01:25:50,999 The stork! 1056 01:25:53,125 --> 01:25:56,242 The stork is that diligent bird 1057 01:25:56,333 --> 01:25:59,075 that normally brings, we've heard 1058 01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:02,830 all the children in the western world 1059 01:26:02,917 --> 01:26:05,954 look! In America 1060 01:26:06,042 --> 01:26:08,078 in Germany 1061 01:26:08,167 --> 01:26:09,873 in Switzerland 1062 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,824 in lapland 1063 01:26:12,917 --> 01:26:15,624 among the streams in val di susa 1064 01:26:15,708 --> 01:26:18,575 and the losers go to siracusa 1065 01:26:18,667 --> 01:26:20,157 jackass! 1066 01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:22,286 You wonder where you're from 1067 01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:24,161 what did I do? How come? 1068 01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:28,118 What fate or rotten scum has grabbed you by the... 1069 01:26:29,667 --> 01:26:30,952 Bum! 1070 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,665 Children, if you look there 1071 01:26:34,625 --> 01:26:36,707 among all those storks 1072 01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:41,872 there is a stoke that's... 1073 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:44,620 Cockeyed, a bit uncertified 1074 01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:48,781 that skips a stop and heads to Africa in overdrive 1075 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:51,491 there is no chimney stack not a mail slot 1076 01:26:51,583 --> 01:26:55,280 so the children are delivered somewhat potshot 1077 01:26:55,375 --> 01:26:58,742 and then there's gossiping don't pop your cork 1078 01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:02,117 that in Africa she hankers for a black stork 1079 01:27:02,958 --> 01:27:06,906 this clever, cheeky stork a real good-looker 1080 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,833 she may be cockeyed but she's also a hook... 1081 01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:21,323 She's so cantankerous, so disagreeable 1082 01:27:21,417 --> 01:27:23,999 this stork that takes us all to Africa 1083 01:27:24,542 --> 01:27:27,454 don't waste your time with her she's not a novice 1084 01:27:27,542 --> 01:27:31,581 my little ones, I'm making you a promise 1085 01:27:31,667 --> 01:27:34,784 I have to go now and do a blitz 1086 01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:38,288 bringing back 100 kilos of residency permits 1087 01:28:02,542 --> 01:28:05,204 Bye, I love you all! 1088 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,658 The end