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- — [ Wh/lst/e blows]
- [Buzzer sounds]

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[ Cheering ] Bravo! Bravo!

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[ Whistle blows ]

4
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- — [ Buzzer sounds ]
- Bravo!

5
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Bravo!

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Bravo, ll/lannfl bra vol

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well, when lheard Manny
wanted to fence, / was, like,

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“sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon.
How can this go wrong?”

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[ Wnist/e blows]
[Buzzer sounds ]

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[ Gloria ]
What do you think now?

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I'm proud of our little Zorro. I worked
with him a little, but the kid's got skills.

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It's in his blood. His father
was a master swordsman.

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He was an artist with his sword.

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I mean, the way
he throws the sword.

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I mean, he was legendary.

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You know this nice moment
I'm having with your son?

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You're kind of wrecking it.
Sorry.

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- — [ Whistle blows]
- [Buzzer sounds]

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Did you know that fencing
goes back to the 12th century?

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You know what's even nerdier
than fencing? Knowing when it began.

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I don't think you're a
nerd, Alex. Shut up, dork.

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All right. That's my boy!

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Would this be easier...

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If we suspended you
from a crane?

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[ Cameron ] Any monkey
can shoot a home movie.

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I pride myself on
shooting home films.

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But, Cameron, you always just
take things a little too far. No, I don't.

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Okay, your nephew's first
birthday. That's not fair.

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You brought a wind machine.
To be fair, my vision was...

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Cameron, you brought
a wind machine.

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Who puts wheels on cribs?

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[ Whistle blows]
[Buzzer sounds ]

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[Shouting in Spanish]

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Jay/ sorry. Sorry. [Laughs]

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That's okay.

36
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No. No, no, no, no!
My phone died.

37
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No biggie. Your battery probably
just statically defracticated.

38
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What?

39
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It means you can recharge it
with static electricity.

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Just rub it on your hair.

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[ Buzzer sounds ] I Jay! Yes!

42
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You know, I used to go to the houses of
my friends, I'd see their kids' trophies,

43
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and it used to bug me, you know, because
there was never a trophy in my house.

44
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Not until this one. [Laughs]

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[ Phil] Oh, that's a good
grip. [Buzzer sounds ]

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[ Chuckles ]
Can we switch seats?

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Cam, people are staring.
[ Whistle blows ]

48
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I know you 're
not supposed to care,

49
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but it's kind of cool to have a kid in
your house who's the best at something.

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You know what I mean?
[Buzzer sounds ]

51
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[Applause ]

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Yeah, our kids are great.
They're the greatest.

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Gosh, we're blessed.
We are. But, um,

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are they the best at something?

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I'd have to think about that.

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Well, Alex is great at every
single thing she tries,

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so, you know, she'll find
her specialty. She will.

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And Haley is...

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Haley is so pretty.

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Gorgeous, gorgeous
girl. Oh, gosh.

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So she can meet someone who's
the best at something. That's right.

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And then, uh,
I guess that leaves Luke.

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We dropped the ball a little
bit on that one. Yeah, a little bit.

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[Ll/lan], /~ hey, hey, r

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,/' hey, hey hey, hey, r

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,/' hey, hey heyw

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[ whistle blows]
[Buzzer sounds ]

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Bravo!

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How about a nice round of applause
for our winner, Manny delgado.

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Li/lann y now moves on
to the championsh/p,

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where he'll be competing
against Caroline markum.

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We 7! See you
all back here at 4:30.

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- All right.
- [ Gloria ] Bravo. [ Speaking Spanish ]

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What she said.

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[Laughs] Wow. This means
more to dad thanitdoestolwanny.

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Yeah, it's his chance to be father
of a champion. Well, second chance.

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We all know how the first time
went. Did I say something wrong?

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No, no. I'm— I'm
very happy for Manny.

79
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Everything's always
about Claire. Geez.

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I wanna thank you guys for
coming by and supporting the kid.

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You guys are the best! [
Chuckles ] Why, Claire?

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[Mitchell] Really?

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That took a while. She's
been asleep for 20 minutes.

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It just took me some time to
sneak out without waking her up.

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Kind of like the first time
you slept over here.

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I had a meeting.

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All right. Let's talk about why
you got your panties in a bunch.

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What's up with you
and your sister?

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Nothing is up. Mm-hmm.

90
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Or could this have something
to do with... ice skating?

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- — When Mitchell and Claire were kids—
- This is interesting to no one.

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Excuse, please.
Let me finish. Thank you.

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When Mitchell was 10— eleven.

94
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And Claire was 13, they were
competitive ice dancers— figure skaters!

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Oh, for god's sakes,
I'll tell the story. Yes,

96
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my sister and I were
actually a very good team.

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We were called “fire and nice.”

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I was fire, because of the
red hair, and Claire was nice,

99
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because it was ironic
and she wasn't.

100
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And Mitchell is still upset because Claire
quit the team right before some meet.

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“Some meet.” the 13—and—under
regional championships.

102
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Just the emerald city at the end
of my yellow brick road.

103
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Wow. You did it. What?

104
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You made figure skating
sound even gayer.

105
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So, seeing your dad
so proud of Manny...

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Didn't stir up any resentment?

107
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Oh. Mm-mmm.

108
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Okay, fine. You always do this. Instead of
letting your feelings out, you Bury them,

109
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and then they bubble up later in
hurtful ways. Okay, you know what? Yes.

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All right, listen. I might still be
holding a little resentment, but that's...

111
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Embarrassing and petty
and it's not a good color on me.

112
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It's kind of like
you and yellow.

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You love me in my yellow shirt.

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It makes you look like the sun.

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Bubbling. Hurtful bubbling.

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- Now you know why I left early that morning.
- Ha!

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I knew you didn't have a
meeting, cam. I knew it.

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[Dog barks in distance ]

119
00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,991
There must be something wrong
with this phone.

120
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I've rubbed it on my head
for, like, an hour.

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What? Alex.

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- — [ Chuckles ]
- Oh, you're such a geek.

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At least I didn't
give myself a bald spot.

124
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Oh, my god! Mom!

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Alex, don't be mean. Haley, stop
making yourself such an easy target.

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This feels right, buddy. I'm
telling you, this feels right.

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What are you guys doing?
Pursuing excellence.

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We make a list of areas the boy
nflghtexcelatand_.Basebah. Loveit

129
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yeah. I read it only takes 10,000
hours to achieve excellence.

130
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You've already got, what,
how many hours playing ball?

131
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Well, I played, like, one
season, so, like, 6,000 hours?

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Yeah. I can see why
you ruled out math.

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[ Claire ] Yeah, of course I
want Luke to be successful.

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But I don't think that
a parent can just force that.

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I think you just have to have faith
that the kid's gonna find his own way.

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Besides, Luke already is the
best at something— being my son.

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[ Chuckles ]

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It sounded a lot less
lame in my head.

139
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I have got a good feeling
about this.

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This is gonna be yourspon.

141
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Last year, you said
basketball was my sport.

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Look, I've said a lot of things I
wish I could take back but I can't.

143
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What I can do...

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Is be the dad you need me to
be to help you become masterful.

145
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You wanna be masterful? I guess.

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There's my killer! Okay.

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Ourjourney of 10,000 hours...

148
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Begins with a single pitch.

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I believe in my boy.

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I ain't gonna quit you.

151
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Let's burn one in here.

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That's good.
That's a good start.

153
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Okay, you rest that Cannon
while I run this down, okay?

154
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Okay, let's keep
all the batters right here.

155
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Oh, should've— should've worn
my cup. Should've worn my cup.

156
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Home run!

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This one's
really in here, buddy.

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[ Exhaling ]

159
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,657
Okay. Very, very, very,
very good first hour.

160
00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,242
Toss me your glove.
I'll put some oil on it.

161
00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,205
Yeah.

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Lay, abuela, es que
lo que yo te diga es poco!

163
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Esto hub/era sido
la locura en Barranquilla.

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No, es que tu no sabes.
/me/or que su padre!

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Bueno, hasta luego, porque aqui
ya liego Jay. Adios. [Phone beeps]

166
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Everything okay? Yes.

167
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I was telling my grandmother
how great was Manny today.

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So that wasn't angry talk?
No, silly. That was happy talk.

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I'm beginning to understand why
there's so much conflict on your continent.

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Here. Check this out.

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Ah, Jay. [ Chuckles ]

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Jay loves to make t—shirts
for special occasions.

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Come on, baby. Show them.

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A few years back, my granddaughter Haley
ran a 5k, so I had a few of these made up.

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It's just fun. [ Chuckles ]

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I love it when you're so proud of
Manny. You know, I'm not gonna lie.

177
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:05,713
Seeing him out there slicing those
kids to pieces, you know, it gets to ya.

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00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,507
- — Grac/as, mi amor.
- I'm sorry to interrupt.

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00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,072
It's okay, papi. Hey, champ! I
got a little something for you.

180
00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:13,971
And I have something
for you. Here.

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00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,891
I will not be
needing it anymore.

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00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,811
- But the finals?
- I am retired.

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00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,943
[Birds chirping ] I
Jay! Wait, wait, wait.

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You can't retire.

185
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:34,283
It's just not fun anymore. —
Well, that's probably just butterflies.

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Come on. You're gonna be fine.

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Look, if he doesn't want to,
it's his decision.

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Ah, the hell it is.

189
00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:45,252
He shouldn't be doing anything that
makes him nervous. Papi, I support you.

190
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I'm not nervous. I just
don't want to fight a girl.

191
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,923
What?

192
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,509
Defeating a woman will be a
Mark on my honor. [ Gloria ] Why?

193
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Because men are always
so superior to woman?

194
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So superior that you cannot
even finish your sentence?

195
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,145
Dude.

196
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:07,608
Manny, you always call
yourself the lover of women,

197
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,610
but if you don't compete
with this girl,

198
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:13,280
you're showing me and all the
woman that you don't respect us.

199
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,365
I'm sorry.

200
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,826
Okay, so,
take back your sword...

201
00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:21,163
- And go fight this girl like a bull.
- Okay.

202
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,165
Can't hear you! Okay!

203
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,668
I can't hear you! — that's
really as loud as I can go.

204
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,298
What does it take to make a
great salesman? It's no big secret.

205
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,968
You just follow the abc's of
salesmanship— always be closing.

206
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:38,639
Don't ever forget great home ideas
just keep lurking, mostly nearby.

207
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,141
Often people question
realtors' sincerity.

208
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,143
Take umbrage. Violators will...

209
00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,895
Oh, shoot. X— x...

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00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,897
And this is the great room,

211
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,900
although “great” hardly seems
to do a room like this justice.

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00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,194
Weird, squiggly painting
not included.

213
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,822
I actually love it. I do
too. It's really beautiful.

214
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,950
Um, all custom built—ins,
and you will notice just...

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Just tons of natural light,
so that's great.

216
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,497
Did I need the sale? Yes.
Was I worried? No.

217
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,749
Why? Because. Because why?

218
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,169
Because I won't sell anything
I don't believe in.

219
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:13,715
And when I believe, you believe.

220
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,843
I could sell a fur coat
to an eskimo.

221
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,011
Yeah, Phil, I'm sorry.
It's a beautiful house.

222
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:21,640
But I'm just not sure how kid—friendly
it is, and we have two small children.

223
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,785
I mean, these stairs alone—
Dad, this place is awesome.

224
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:27,563
Not now, Luke. Did you see the
backyard? It's got room for 10 tree houses.

225
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:31,859
And the bedroom's got a window on
the ceiling. I wish we could live here.

226
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:35,237
- — I wish you'd go back out to
the patio where— - do you really?

227
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,949
Oh, yeah. Our house sucks
compared to this one.

228
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,994
- Hmm.
- It really does.

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00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,373
[ Ph/I chuckles ] There you are.

230
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,977
I'm gonna get changed and then
we'll go back to Manny's match, okay?

231
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,087
Dad doesn't want me to go.
What? Why?

232
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,923
Remember when you were
all worried that our son's a dud?

233
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,009
Okay. That's not exactly
the way I remember it.

234
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,094
Turns out he's a natural.

235
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,306
At what? At selling.

236
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,684
Hey, titans of
residential real estate.

237
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:10,898
That's right, I'm talking to you, Sandy
Brewster, skip woosnum, j.J. Mccubbin.

238
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:16,069
Hear those footsteps? That's Luke Dunphy,
and he's gonna drink your milk shake.

239
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,197
That's amazing.

240
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,949
Right? Incredible.

241
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:23,911
So, the buyer's coming back in an
hour with her husband, and I need him.

242
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,746
I am telling you,
that kid is a genius.

243
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,123
There's the rainmaker.

244
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,793
- Why is your iPod in your mouth?
- I'm charging it.

245
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:35,297
Alex. Alex!

246
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:43,055
So, there is no pan' of you that
wants to clear the air with your sister?

247
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,766
Nope. Okay, fine. That's your
family's 
ay. Fhrespectthat

248
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,393
but you should know, it's hard
on the people who love you.

249
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:52,397
Cam— we feel the tension. We
hear the words that out like knives.

250
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,025
Hey, guys!
Lbrought orange slices.

251
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,985
Okay, you know what?
I can't bear this.

252
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:01,323
Claire, Mitchell still resents you for quitting
the figure skating team when you were kids.

253
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,910
Ladies, come inside with me,
please. Work it out. Come on.

254
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,704
Thanks, cam. Is he serious?

255
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:12,417
Is that what your little jab was about this
morning? Okay. No. Yes. Okay, yes. Yes.

256
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:16,254
I guess I'm still a little angry. But,
you know, you stole my moment, Claire.

257
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,358
Yeah, 21 years ago. Okay,
but it doesn't matter to you...

258
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,258
Because you had
your own moments.

259
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,720
You had cheerleading and high school
plays and making out with the quarterback.

260
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,224
You made out with him too.
Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.

261
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,979
You shouldn't have quit. It was
selfish. You wanna know why I quit?

262
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,107
I quit to protect you.
From what?

263
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,819
Glory? Fame? Press conferences?
What? Come on. I was bigger than you.

264
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,742
I was bigger than you, and I was
afraid you wouldn't be able to lift me.

265
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,591
You were dropping me in
practice— I dropped you twice.

266
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,094
And I didn't want you to humiliate
yourself in front of all those people.

267
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:50,706
Three times. You dropped
me all the time. [ Sighs ]

268
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:56,086
Come on. Could you just forgive
me and move on? [ Exhales ]

269
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:01,174
Of course. Yes, yes. Yes,
of— I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

270
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,219
Oh. This must seem
so petty, huh?

271
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,639
Well, it's a little silly, but we
all have our thing, don't we?

272
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,100
I'm just glad you're
getting it out of you.

273
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:14,271
Are you trying to lift me? You are.
You're trying to lift me. Oh!

274
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:23,155
Stay focused, stay loose
and stay angry.

275
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:26,158
Who's the toughest? I am.

276
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,494
Who's the bravest? I am.

277
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,163
Who's the baddest?

278
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,708
Can you guys ask all the questions
now so I don't have to keep lifting this?

279
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,419
Go get 'em! Go.

280
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,463
There we go. You all set? Yeah.

281
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,923
Okay, go get 'em. Good luck.

282
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,259
Excuse me. Is this
seat taken? No. Sit.

283
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,386
Oh, thank you.

284
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,930
Oh, is Manny yours? Yes.

285
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,266
Oh, he's quite good.
I saw him earlier.

286
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,893
Thank you. Yeah.

287
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,103
Is she your little girl?
Oh, Caroline? No. No.

288
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,439
Sadly, her parents passed away.

289
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,858
I'm her nurse down at
the children's hospital.

290
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,694
But all of my patients
are like family to me.

291
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,911
[Laughing] [Man] Well, our
boys are enjoying themselves.

292
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:15,540
Yeah. I can talk about crown moldings and
recessed lighting until the cows come home,

293
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,727
but nothing compares with that sound
right there. [Footsteps approaching]

294
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,003
[ Thud] Ow! Ow!

295
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,340
Ow. Oh. Hey,
buddy. Oh, he's fine.

296
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,050
Myhm. I think it's backwards.

297
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,260
It's not backwards. [ Man
I wh-what happened?

298
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,097
[Luke ] It's the stupid
floors! They're too sl/ppery.

299
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,848
Oak. Also known
as nature's pillow.

300
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,477
It's like ice. Now, let's
not start blaming the floors.

301
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,230
You shouldn't have been
running. I saw a ghost.

302
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:44,444
Ghosts. Hey, Phil Dunphy.
Okay, that's me.

303
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,446
That's acting like
a natural shoehorn.

304
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:50,909
Okay. Probably better all take our shoes
off for this part of the tour. Follow me.

305
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,203
She's our little miracle.

306
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:58,959
Oh. I only wish her father had made
it back from Afghanistan to see this.

307
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,920
[ Clattering ] Oh, there's
our cheering section.

308
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,381
Hi. Over here, you guys.

309
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,804
Oh, my god. We have to stop him.

310
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,890
[ Mouthing words]

311
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,814
Maybe I can pull the fire alarm.

312
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:24,109
[ Wh/st/e blows]
Expect no mercy.

313
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,570
Bring it on, big boy.

314
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,491
- — [ Whistle blows] - I'm-i'm
glad dad's proud of mann y. I am.

315
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:35,954
Ijust— it would have been
nice to see him that proud of us.

316
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,167
By us, I mean me. [ Scoffs ]

317
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,919
And you sincerely thought
that the path to dad's approval...

318
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,921
Was going to be through
figure skating?

319
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,049
Mitchell, I am fairly confident
that dad's proudest moment...

320
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,427
Was when you finally took off
the flame-red unitard.

321
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,305
I am not claiming that
any of this is rational.

322
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:59,519
I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry
for being such a pill, okay?

323
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:05,025
Um, actually, I always felt
very guilty for quitting.

324
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,110
I know how much
you loved figure skating.

325
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,114
I never really loved skating.

326
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,034
Uh, what?

327
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,786
Um, all right, this is
gonna sound a little gay.

328
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,873
But, um, when-when
you and I skated together,

329
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,376
you weren't the mean older sister
and I wasn't the clingy little brother.

330
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,378
We were— we were a team, and...

331
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,381
Well, let's face it, we've kind of
grown apart in the past few years.

332
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,718
And with mom and dad's divorce,
we were on opposing sides.

333
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,805
And I— I just—
I miss being on your team.

334
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,104
Thafs_.

335
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,526
A little gay. There we go.

336
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,491
Claire, where are you going?

337
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,785
Claire?

338
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,828
No way.

339
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,789
Get up.

340
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,832
Really? Mm-hmm.

341
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,918
[ Exhales ]

342
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,881
Don't drop me.

343
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,425
[ Whistle blows]
[Buzzer sounds ]

344
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,888
[ Whistle blows ]

345
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,598
[ Buzzer sounds ] [All groan]

346
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,600
[ Whistle blows ]

347
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,812
[ Buzzer sounds ]
Put it away or lose it.

348
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:27,440
[ Whistle blows ]

349
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,567
[ Buzzer sounds ]
[ Spectators groan ]

350
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,820
Somebody's got to put
a stop to this.

351
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,660
That's it, Mitchell.

352
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,039
[ Whistle blows ]

353
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,626
[ Buzzer sounds ]
[ People groan ]

354
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,131
So, can we take you and
Caroline out for ice cream?

355
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,925
We can't. She's diabetic.

356
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,635
Of course she is.

357
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,920
[Man ] A round of applause for our winner,
Manny delgado. [ Scattered applause ]

358
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,601
Let's get out of here.
Get this thing in the trunk.

359
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:07,981
I can't decide if I'm feeling
more proud or mortified.

360
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,275
How about now?

361
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,536
! Jay! We tell our kids it
doesn't matter if you win or lose,

362
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,371
but let's be honest.

363
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:26,624
Winning feels pretty great.

364
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,420
There is nothing him that
golden moment in the sun.

365
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:35,759
I think e very parent probably
wants that for their child [laughs]

366
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,929
And maybe a little b/t
for ourselves too.

367
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,225
[Laughing]
Sometimes we push too hard.

368
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:49,397
And that leads to a lot of
resentment and guilt. Yes! Yes!

369
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:53,109
So, how much is too much?
Here's where I come out.

370
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,403
Guilt fades.

371
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:58,490
Hardware is fore ver.

372
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,043
You're mad, aren't you?
I'm not mad.

373
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,045
Yes, you are. No, I'm not.

374
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,090
You're a little jealous.
I'm happy for the two of you.

375
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,967
All right, come on.
We'll do one. Stay there.

376
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,053
Yep. For real?

377
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,898
Feel better? Yeah. Oh,
do me now. Come on.

378
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,234
What are you talking about?

379
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,486
Are you serious?

380
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,446
- — Cam, no.
- [ Thud]

381
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,034
English - us — psdh