1 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:06,966 Ah— fix that step. 2 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:14,974 Morning! I'm still sleeping. 3 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:17,351 Happy anniversary. Hmm. 4 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:20,229 And they said we wouldn't last. Yeah. 5 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,900 Who said that? Oh, look at you. You're cute. 6 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,943 Go ahead. Open it. What have you done? 7 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:29,155 Nothing. Something. Nothing. 8 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,741 It's a view—master. Look inside. 9 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,827 Ohjfsus [chuches] 10 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,163 Look at how young we are. [Chuckling] 11 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,790 [ Clicks ] Oh, god, that perm. 12 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,792 Yeah, it really framed my face. 13 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:45,254 [ Clicks ] Why is there a picture of a bracelet? 14 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:47,673 Huh. Must be some kind of a mistake. 15 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,675 What the heck is that? Phil, you didn't. 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,886 What did he— did he? Oh, my god. 17 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:55,890 [ Gasps ] It's beautiful. Oh, sweetie, I love it. 18 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:58,267 Okay, your turn. My turn? Where is it? 19 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,311 Oh. It's on the bureau. 20 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,396 I'm surprised I didn't see it. 21 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,359 Where? It's there. The red envelope. 22 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:10,696 - — Oh. 80— card. - No. That's where you're wrong. 23 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:15,368 I am so excited. 24 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:19,455 Hey. Coupons for... 25 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,124 Five free hugs. 26 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,585 - — You don't like it? - Are you kidding me? I love it. 27 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:28,005 It's so creative. Coupons for hugs, which are usually free. 28 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,383 But this makes it official, which is so great. 29 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,635 I was so proud of myself when I thought of it... 30 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,720 Because you're impossible to buy for. 31 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,390 You never want anything. 32 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,392 Um, things / want: 33 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:42,228 Robot dog, night—vision goggles, bug vacuum, 34 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:45,106 g.p.s. Watch, speakers that look like rocks. 35 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,191 I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. 36 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,278 I'm sorry for the pay—channel language, but— oh, yogurt maker. 37 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:52,029 I can't not think of things I want. 38 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:55,032 [Ll/ian], /~ hey, heyj 39 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:59,120 ,/' hey, hey hey, heyj 40 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:02,373 ,/' hey, hey heyw 41 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,214 I can 7 tell if she needs a diaper change. 42 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,068 I'd think we'd be able to tell. No, with these diapers, it's hard to tell. 43 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:16,095 Triple leakage protection. Leaklock. Contours to protect her little body. 44 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,264 No gapping or chapping. 45 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,224 Cam, do you think that maybe we need a... 46 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,934 Night out. Yeah. 47 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,395 Yeah. Yes. Just a few hours with a couple of adults, 48 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,856 few drinks, no baby talk. 49 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:29,942 It'll make us better parents. Stop drilling. You've struck oil. 50 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:32,111 We'll get Gloria to babysit. We're going out. 51 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:35,281 You got some spittle. Do I? You know who'd be fun to call? 52 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:37,283 Sal. Sal. [ Gasps ] 53 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,618 Ooh, raise therooflmy. Yeah. 54 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:41,537 We're calling sal. 55 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,040 Sal is our very best friend in the whole wide world. 56 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,791 The reason we love her so much... 57 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,627 No. Is she has absolutely no inhibitions. 58 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:51,315 [ Cameron ] And that's before she starts drink/77g. Hanging out with her... 59 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,924 Is like an Amsterdam Saturday n/ght every day of the week. 60 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,968 And, ironically, 61 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:59,972 sal's not allowed back into Amsterdam. Any day of the week. 62 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:02,767 [ G/on'a ] Of course we would /0 ve to have the baby 63 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,186 all the other cousins are sleeping over tonight. 64 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:08,898 The more, the merrier. Okay, see you tonight. Bye-bye. 65 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,900 Is Haley still coming? [Phone beeps] 66 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:14,820 You're related I wrl/ spray you with the hose. 67 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,992 All the grandkids are coming over for Jay's night. Family tradition. 68 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:22,703 Everybody wears p.J.'S, which they love. 69 00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:25,498 I make my famous sloppy jays, which are really sloppy Joes... 70 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,376 But made by Jay, which they love. 71 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,419 And then we all watch a western together, 72 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:33,589 which they don't really care for, but hey, it's Jay's night. 73 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,467 So, mom, there's a party tonight at Andrew adler's, 74 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,219 and everybody's gonna be there. 75 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,763 Ooh, that sounds like so much fun, but I have other plans. 76 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:44,225 Oh, that's hi—iarious. But I'm talking about me. 77 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,478 That's unusual. Honey, you said you'd go to your grandfather's tonight. 78 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,897 See, that's what's so perfect about this. 79 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,958 Andrew only lives, like, a couple blocks away from grandpa's. 80 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,622 - — So I figured that I could go— - Sweetie, you made a commitment. 81 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:58,447 But I really want to go. Plus, every time I go over to grandpa's, 82 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,491 Manny just stares at me the whole time. 83 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,244 - — Maybe if you wore a bra— - Alex. 84 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,538 What? I can't wait to go to grandpa's. 85 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:10,084 Family means everything to me. 'Cause you have no friends. 86 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,420 No. Because I love grandpa. 87 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,505 And he's getting older. 88 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,882 Who knows how many years he has left? 89 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,802 Is grandpa dying? Didn't they tell you? 90 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,846 Alex, stop torturing your brother. 91 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,473 No. Your grandfather is fine. 92 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,809 [ Quietly] For now. [ Game beeping ] 93 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,062 [Doorbell r/ngs ] Hmm. Who could that be? 94 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:32,565 You expecting someone special? 95 00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:39,113 - — [Door opens] - Thank you. 96 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:42,908 Flowers too? I'm sorry. 97 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,536 Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous. 98 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,998 That's too much. With the view—master and the bracelet... 99 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,000 And the flowers and the balloons... 100 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,169 Balloons? They're attached to your car. 101 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:55,546 [ Gasps ] I just don't want you to feel bad... 102 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,798 About your little... coupons. 103 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:01,218 Wait a minute. You— you thought the coupons were your only present? 104 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,387 Are you kidding me? They aren't? 105 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:07,349 No! Oh, Phil, come on. It's our anniversary. 106 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:10,728 Those coupons were just, like, a fun little way to kick off the day. 107 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:14,398 Your real present is coming tonight, and you're gonna love it. 108 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,025 [Chucmes] Loveit 109 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,402 cool. 110 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,404 I got nothing. 111 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,490 I'm so screwed. 112 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:26,869 Oh, this place brings back so many memories. 113 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,996 - Oh, m _ sal! Y god! 114 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:33,083 Get up! Get up! Get in here! B/g bear! 115 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,294 Oh, my baby cub! 116 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:38,088 Oh, my god. Look at you. 117 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:41,133 - — Oh! You guys notice anything different? - Your hair's longer, right? 118 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,177 Did you get your teeth bleached? No. 119 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,763 No. Let me give you a little hint. Ba-boobs! 120 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:48,682 Oh, my god. Oh, wow. Those are sensational. 121 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,018 I know, right? You wanna touch 'em? 122 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,687 I'm gay, not dead. Are you okay with this? 123 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:55,874 Yeah. You're drinking a passion—fruit daiquiri. I'll be fine. 124 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,399 Okay, get in there. I'm coming in. 125 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,612 ,/', r [ Gloria singing loudly in Spanish ] 126 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:10,079 So, Lily likes that, that... singing? 127 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,374 - Yes. It relaxes her. - Oh, okay. 128 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:16,585 $3 [continues] 129 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,631 So Lily's deaf. 130 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,883 [Doorbell r/ngs ] 131 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,694 - — [Door opens] - There are my little stinkers. 132 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,387 [ Alex ] Howdy. Hi, grandpa. 133 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,888 Come on in. [ Gloria] Hey 134 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,682 [Alex] Hola. Ho/a, ho/a. 135 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,559 Well, hello there, Haley. 136 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:34,186 Take it down a notch, Jethro. 137 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,146 So, you guys ready for some fun? 138 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:38,107 What? 139 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,986 I love you, grandpa, and I'm never gonna forget you. 140 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,612 Okay, okay. Back at ya, champ. 141 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:47,032 Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party. Where's your p.J.'S? 142 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:49,386 Yeah, they're in my bag. I need to talk to you about something. 143 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:53,706 - — She wants to go to a party with Dylan, grandpa. - Shut up, Alex. 144 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:56,417 It's at my friend Andrew adler's. He lives three blocks from here. 145 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,044 Oh. Walking distance. Right. 146 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:02,590 So I wouldn't ask you this, because I love coming to your house, 147 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,592 but it's kind of an important party, and I... 148 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:07,153 Somebody invites you over, the last thing you wanna do is insult them. 149 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,847 - Exactly. - I'm glad we agree. 150 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,308 [Laughs] Oh, my god. 151 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,268 That was so easy. This is awesome. 152 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,104 You really don't understand what just happened there, do you? 153 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,024 [I Jay] P. J.'S on, Haley! What? 154 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,860 Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room. 155 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,617 [Doorbell rings] Hmm. 156 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:33,329 Who could that be? Are you expecting someone special? 157 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,956 What did you do? 158 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,543 Nothing. I just know that there's someone at the door. 159 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:50,638 - Rock on, Phil Dunphy. - Bam! Read it and weep, Phil. 160 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,681 Ifsthelz. (3h. 161 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:57,603 - [ Phil ] Who? — Izzy lafontaine from spandau ballet. 162 00:07:57,728 --> 00:08:01,357 Dizzy dontaine from spa— hey. He's got it now. 163 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,984 He's got it. He's just seriously freaking out. Yes! 164 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:06,654 Phil loves spandau ballet 165 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:09,865 that song “true” was playing in the car the first time we kissed. 166 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,493 It's our song. So I did some research, 167 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:16,163 found out that the lead guitarist lives, //ke, 40 miles from here. 168 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,749 He was in the phone book. How '80s is that? 169 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,418 Ineverhked spandau ballet. 170 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,754 Our entire marriage, ineveronce mentioned spandau ballet. 171 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,798 Am I even pronouncing that right? 172 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:30,511 Here to play a private concert for us is the guitarist... 173 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,680 Bass player, actually. And lead singer... 174 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,973 Vveh, backup, backup. Of spandau ballet. 175 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:38,519 Between Richard Miller and Martin kemp. Oh, those guys. 176 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,979 [ Chuckles ] 177 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:47,319 I miss you two guys so much. Oh. 178 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,571 So, so much. To us. Yeah. 179 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:53,242 To us. To us, the three musketeers. Whoo! 180 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,829 - — Cabo! - What? 181 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,265 Seriously, you bastards. We've been talking about it forever. 182 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,792 We're doing it. We're going to cabo. Let's do it. Let's do it. 183 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:05,045 All right. Let's go. Yeah. Yes. Yes. That would be fun. 184 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:06,797 Fun? Are you joking? 185 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,216 Margaritas, you guys, these guys. 186 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,969 It's gonna be epic. Yeah, but we need to find someone for Lily. 187 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,221 Okay, okay. Um, 188 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,599 how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress? 189 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,436 All right. Now, wait. Which one? The old one or the young one? 190 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:23,313 Ooh. — ten for the young one, 20 for the old. 191 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,482 I am about to make 30 bucks. [ Squeals ] 192 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,901 I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick. Right now? 193 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,070 Yeah. It'll just take a second. Well, I'm just... 194 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,656 You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with driving miss Daisy. 195 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,241 It'll just take a second. Real fast. 196 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:37,578 [ Sighs] You should kill that baby. 197 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:40,956 - What? - You should call the baby. 198 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:44,251 I love you guys so much. 199 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,337 Did she just— I'm scared. 200 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:50,799 I got nothing. I think I have a very good pair. 201 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,968 You sure do, honey. [ Alex ] And I got squat. 202 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,763 I don't think I have anything either. 203 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,723 Are you kidding me? That's a straight. 204 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,725 [Really? I Jay] She wins. 205 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,435 [Alex] You won. 206 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,187 I win. You got it, Haley. 207 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,314 You know what? I think I deserve a soda. 208 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,375 - — [ Manny] Good job, Haley. - [Alex] Dio' you see that? 209 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:11,445 [ Gloria ] ”I don't know how to play. ” [Alex] She didn't even know. 210 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,197 [Manny] You know, she deserves it. 211 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,784 [I Jay] H/, honey oh! 212 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,619 Gee, you scared me. How did you... 213 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:22,289 Lightbulb went out. You don't change these right away, you never get around to it. 214 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,126 There. Now I can see everything that goes on around here. 215 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,338 [I Jay] I've had a little practice at this. 216 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,090 Haley wasn't throwing anything at me I hadn't seen before... 217 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,468 From her mother and then some. 218 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,762 Butnobody gets off the rock. 219 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,307 Right. Here's a track. Wasn't so popular in america. 220 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,643 Got to number six on the Netherlands charts though. 221 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,479 That whole summer I couldn't walk to the corner in Amsterdam... 222 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,315 Without mobs of birds coming up and asking me for the double bubble. 223 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,400 Okay, just play it, I think. Yeah. 224 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:53,403 , r, r [bass ] he's— he's awesome, honey. 225 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,239 You're welcome., r tonight, r 226 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,324 (j' so right) 227 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,785 ,/' so right, r 228 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,288 j loverj hey, Phil, I think your lover wants a kiss from you. 229 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,541 Oh. Okay. 230 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,252 Oh, come on, man. She's not your sister. Give her a proper snog. 231 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,003 - — [Chuckles] - [ Laughs] 232 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,047 Oh! Oh. At [ 570/93] 233 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,882 - Oh. - [ Claire ] You all right? 234 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:19,221 That's a bad joke. Not funny. My sister lost her feet to complications from diabetes. 235 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,807 Okay. Can / get you some water there, guy, or... 236 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,892 - Yeah. - No. You got tea? 237 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,186 Yes, of course. I'll get that. Chamomile. 238 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:29,648 You don't miss a minute. Okay. [ Chuckles ] 239 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,569 Oh, god. Why did— you know, look at what I'm doing. 240 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,821 No. I'm— I'm making it all about me. What a downer. 241 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,865 No. It's your evening. Let's make it great, man. 242 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:41,076 - — Name your playlist. I'll do it all. - Oh, um, just the classics. 243 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,429 - — Let's play the hits. - We'll get to the hits, obviously. 244 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,123 Go to the back catalog, man. Favorite b-side. 245 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,960 That's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Uh, just— I'm so bad with titles. 246 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,213 - Hum it. - , I'j' [humming] 247 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:56,383 - [3 tonight] - I just did that one, didn't I? Yeah. 248 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,969 That's why it's in the noodle. So I guess... 249 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,722 J'j' [humming] 250 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:07,394 - — No. What album is that on? - Second. I wanna say second. 251 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,773 - — What's on the cover? - There's a warlock, I think, or a seascape. 252 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,483 Warlock. Oh. Millennium sunrise. 253 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,753 Millennium sunrise. Right. There is no ll/li/lennium sunrise record. 254 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,363 What— what? You're not a fandau. 255 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,158 You didn't even know who / was at the door. Lsaw it in your eyes. 256 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,720 Please don't say anything to Claire. She made a mistake. Am I being punk'd? 257 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,014 This means so much to her, and I don't wanna hurt her feelings. 258 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:29,291 Her feelings? Well, what about my feelings? This is my career, man. 259 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,085 You know, my music was the soundtrack to people's lives. 260 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,981 Now I'm nothing. How do you think that feels? This is really humiliating. 261 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,673 No, no, no. Dontgo.Dontgo. 262 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,009 Hey. What are you guys doing? 263 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,055 He let me touch it! 264 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,307 Yeah, I think she said “kill,” cam. I do. 265 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,060 Maybe it was just a joke. She's always had a dark sense of humor. 266 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,062 That's true. Remember her Halloween costume? 267 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,564 When she came as siegfried and part of Roy. 268 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,859 It was too soon. Yeah. Yeah. This was just a joke. 269 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:59,446 Yes. Yeah. Here she comes. I'm gonna bring up Lily. We'll see what she says. 270 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,698 Show her some pictures. Pay up, bitches. 271 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,201 [ Screeches ] Whoa. Ll/lore drinks. 272 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,453 - Free drinks. - Wow. 273 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,914 Sal, you've got to look at these pictures. What are they? 274 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,625 It's Lily at the zoo. Oh, cute. 275 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,337 Look at that one. Cute! Cute. Cutie, cutie, cute, et cetera. 276 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,548 So you guys are gonna have to bring Lily to cabo, 277 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,512 now that you're the guys that always bring Lily? 278 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,095 Well, you know— yeah, probably. 279 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,555 - — I will throw her in the ocean. - What? 280 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,849 I said I gotta go pee. 281 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,935 Okay, that wasn't even close. Nope. 282 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:37,526 I mean, what do we do? Do we say something? How do we even bring it up? 283 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,362 She threatened our child, and that's your concern— a segue? 284 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,698 You know what this is? What? 285 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,909 This is first—child syndrome. What? 286 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,496 It's where the first child is happy, and then the second child comes along, 287 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,000 and the first child gets jealous of the second child and starts acting out. 288 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,128 Yes. That's brilliant, except sal's not our child, so... 289 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,690 Well, think about it. We've practically done everything for her. 290 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,632 We've held her when she's cried. 291 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,968 We've carried her when she couldn't walk. 292 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,512 We've done everything but potty—train her. Um— hey, guys. 293 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,556 Hey. Hey. 294 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,350 - I was thinking— oh. - Oh. Sorry. 295 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:14,438 When we go to cabo, we have to find a hotel with a swim-up bar, 296 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,566 'cause this going back and forth to the bathroom is a fool's game. 297 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,193 Okay, let's get more drinks. Sal, we got to talk. 298 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,280 - — It's about Lily. - Oh, shocker. 299 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,407 Okay. Do you think it's at all possible... 300 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,784 That maybe— maybe you're jealous of her? Pfft! 301 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,704 What? What? [ Laughing ] It's just... 302 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,707 I don't know. I don't— where— Why would you say that? 303 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,810 Well, because you won't look at any pictures of her... 304 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,378 And you talked about killing her and throwing her in the ocean. 305 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,423 Okay, that was a joke, you guys. Come on. 306 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,383 Fine. Show me the pictures of yoko. 307 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,218 See, it's— sal. 308 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,422 It's a joke. You guys! Come on. 'Cause she's Asian, and she broke up our group. 309 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:52,726 I— I just— look, let's at least acknowledge that things have changed between us. 310 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,188 And you know what? Because Lily's here doesn't mean we love you any less. 311 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,398 No. Absolutely not. What's wrong? 312 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:02,360 We used to be really close, and you used to call me a lot. And now you never call me. 313 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,571 Well, but we— [sal] 314 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,823 And last week I had a really bad dream, 315 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,701 and I was thinking, “okay, I'm gonna call them.” 316 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,496 And then I thought, “oh, no, you can't call them... 317 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,333 Because you might wake up their baby.” 318 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,211 You can always call. Oh, honey, always call us. 319 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,631 No. I'm sorry we haven't been there. We're here now, okay? 320 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,092 [ Mouths words] [ Mouths words] 321 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,677 Okay? [Burps] 322 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,721 Feel better? I think you just put a little... 323 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,890 [ Sal groans ] Spittle? 324 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,518 [ Mumbling ] Okay. Okay. 325 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,397 Did she just fall asleep? I wish Lily would fall asleep like that. 326 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,358 Give her eight shots of Tequila. 327 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,860 ,/', r [ Gloria singing] 328 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,200 [ Crying ] I don't understand why she's not falling asleep. 329 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,536 [I have a theory. I Jay] I got the mo vie. 330 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,832 Manny, why don't you go fire up some popcorn? 331 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,086 You looking for these? 332 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,713 You took my shoes? No, I took your freedom. 333 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,800 Sorry, kid. It ain't your night. Why are you being like this? 334 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,761 I just wanted to go to that party for, like, two hours. 335 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:13,014 I would've been back by now. Would that have killed you? 336 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,183 She's just like her mother. 337 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,269 Why are you treating Haley I/ke this? 338 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,437 Lille? She's the one acting I/ke a pill. 339 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,481 You're taking this too personally. 340 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,317 When I was Haley's age, I loved my grandfather, 341 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,862 but I still wanted to go to parties and be with boys. 342 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,198 I know. I know. So did Claire... and Mitchell. 343 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:33,910 But you know what? You try to put something over on me, you're gonna lose. 344 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,621 So, what? Now you're gonna make this into a big game? 345 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,833 I'm trying to keep 'em around a little bit longer, that's all. 346 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,879 I mean, who knows how many nights like this I got left? 347 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:49,342 I miss you already. What's wrong with this kid tonight? 348 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:53,180 Go in the kitchen and help out the guys, and I'll be right in. 349 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:57,100 It's great that you wanna spend time with your granddaughter, 350 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,102 but is this really the way? 351 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,732 Fine. You're a good abue/o. 352 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,485 I know. She's upstairs. 353 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,448 Dylan! 354 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,285 Yeah? Get up. 355 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,246 You're here to take Haley to the party, right? 356 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,166 Yeah. She's in the house. 357 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,337 How did you know I was here? 358 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,631 This is how I first met Phil. 359 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,345 Thanks again, grandpa. We'll be back by 77:00. 360 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,889 - — I will track you down. - I believe that. 361 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,725 - — What's that smell? - Sloppy jays. Help yourself. 362 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:43,521 There's plenty left. Oh. Sloppyjays because your name's Jay. 363 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,523 Right on. 364 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,859 Can't believe she's into this guy. 365 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,653 If you want, I'll fix you a plate. 366 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,614 Yeah, definitely. That'd be great. But what about the party? 367 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,658 We can go in just a minute. Just let— [gunshot] 368 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,703 Oh, no way. The gunfighter. I love this movie. 369 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,830 Dylan, the party. 370 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,750 Oh. But... cowboys. 371 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,378 Don't fight it, Haley. They never grow up. 372 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,630 Thanks. I'm going to the kitchen for an Espresso. 373 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,424 Anybody need anything? [Alex] No, thanks. 374 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,218 [ Claire] Okay 375 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,428 two, three, four. 376 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:19,557 3 ah, ha—ha, ha—ah 9 377 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,935 the year was 1991. 378 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,437 America was immersed in desert storm. 379 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,440 3 ah, ha—ha, ha—ah 9 380 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:31,403 meanwhile, stateside, another storm was brewing... 381 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,655 In my heart. [Laughs] 382 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,657 This is stupid, isn't it? This is— no. 383 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,744 - Is it stupid, Phil? - No. Just keep— keep going, Claire. 384 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,871 - — It's wonderful. - Okay. 385 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:46,042 3 ah, ha—ha, ha—ah 3 after a romantic dinner at fratelli's, 386 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,087 a certain nervous young couple shared their first kiss... 387 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,882 As the radio played this song. 388 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,515 3 so true 3 389 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,851 3 funny how it seems 3 390 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,145 3 always in time 3 391 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,231 3 but ne ver /n line for dreams 3 392 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,734 3 head over heels 3 393 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,486 3 when toe to toe 3 394 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:17,115 3 this is the sound of—3 you know what? 395 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,701 No. No. Sorry. Sorry. Not gonna do it. 396 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,494 Yes. Yes. What's wrong? 397 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,848 - What's going on? — do you even know the name of this song? 398 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,124 “True.” 399 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,001 “True.” “true.” 400 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,919 Right. This is false. See? 401 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,963 I'm not gonna play “true” for someone who's false. 402 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,965 See, he doesn't— he doesn't even know the band. 403 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,468 He's not a fan, a fandau. Yes, he does know the band. 404 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:39,554 'Cause this is our song. You love this song. Tell him this is our song. 405 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,640 - — Right. Tell him, Phil. - It's not our song, Claire. 406 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,310 Our song is “if you leave” by orchestral manoeuvres in the dark. 407 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,479 Oh! [ Claire] Are you sure? 408 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:50,315 Pretty sure. I sang it at our wedding. 409 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,317 Oh, I'm an idiot. 410 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,153 Well, actually, he's the idiot. He fell in love to a break-up song. 411 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:59,074 Ignore him. This is beautiful. I love it. I hate this. I hate this. 412 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,910 You're so sweet and nice, and I can't even give you... 413 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,953 A decent anniversary present. 414 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:07,248 I love you so much, and I feel you just are never gonna know it. 415 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,835 I know it. I know it. Yes. You do know it? 416 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,297 You do? And this is an awesome gift. 417 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,341 You know why? Why? 418 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,885 You just gave us a new song. Okay. 419 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,346 Sort of brought you back together, eh? 420 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,056 Seems. Sort of. Yeah. 421 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,601 Rekindled fires of a dying passion? Sure. 422 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,938 Shot a ray of hope into this gloomy suburban lie? 423 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,940 All right, buddy. Just play it, Izzy. 424 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,442 [ Li/lan ] 3 ah, ha—ha, ha-ah 3 for you, Claire. 425 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,487 3 / know this 3 426 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,074 3 much is true 3 427 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,953 3 ah, ha-ha, ha—ah 3 428 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,747 3 / know this 3 429 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,334 3 much is true 33 430 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,673 [ man on TV] Okay partner. 431 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,968 I knew ll/lr. Frazz/ebottom wasn't gonna pass up a free one. [Slurping] 432 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,388 She is so sweet. Isn't she? 433 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,890 Like a little angel. Hmm. 434 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,892 Let me hold her. 435 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,107 [Grunts] Oh, thank god. 436 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:19,654 [ Man on TV] Why don't you button up your britches and go home? 437 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:29,664 English - us — psdh