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What's my favorite way to relax?

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Throw on my wireless headphones
and disappear into the nature channel.

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Jw [ Instrumental ] [ Man ] the
young flatback turtle searches for food...

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On the ocean floor.

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This flatback, howe ver— [ Phil]
The fasc/hat/hg thing about nature...

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Is how, in the blink of an eye,

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it can go from a scene
of total tranquil beauty...

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To raw, primal violence.

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Can you seriously not hear
me with those things on?

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It's noise—canoeling technology.
Give it a spin. It's got...

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Sweetie, focus, now. — mom,
why are you freaking out on everyone?

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Because you are acting
very irresponsibly— all of you.

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Listen, honey. Luke has a giant project due
tomorrow for school that he hasn't even started,

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and Haley just informed me she needs
40 cupcakes for her school fund-raiser,

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also due tomorrow.

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I'd like to point out I completed all my
assignments on my own and on time.

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[ Together] Not now, Alex.

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I will take the cupcakes. You do
the project. It's on Vincent van Gogh.

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Done! I need you to really
stay on him. Keep him focused.

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All right. I'm actually gonna
take a different approach, but...

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Actually gonna insist
that you don't.

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Claire, I know you've got
your methods, but so do I.

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And I'm sorry,
but I'm not a micromanager.

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Trust me, I can provide Luke with
the tools and guidance he needs...

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Without, uh, smothering him.

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You think I smother our child?
It's not your fault, honey.

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“Mother” is part of the word.

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You never hear of anyone
being “sfathered” to death.

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I know what I uke's problem is.
He's gota.D./-/.D.

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[Chaue] No. No, ldonfl

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what is it? I'd tell you, but you'd
wander off before I got to the “.”h

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just promise me that you will
stay on him until this project is done.

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I will, but you might have a
little more confidence in him.

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Wan! Wah!
No one can hear me now.

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Whoo!

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Everybody is stupid except me.

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Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.

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[Ll/ian], /~ hey, hey, r

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,/' hey, hey hey, hey, r

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,/' hey, hey heyw

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is this the cutest thing
I've ever seen?

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You out here on the curb with your
little telescope, waiting for your dad.

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It's not cute.
It's-it's science.

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Tonight is the magnificent
lyrid meteor shower.

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It's where the planet geek
passes through the nerdy way.

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Oh, you know I think it's sweet.

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Every couple years, Mitchell and his father go
out and enjoy one of these showers together.

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Oh, I— I wouldn't necessarily
put it that way.

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I mean, yes, me and my father enjoy it, because
we don't share a lot of the same interests.

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Like, um, I—I never went
to sports games with him.

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Probably because you
call 'em “sports games.”

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Just lose the “sports.”
just— just games.

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Oh, here comes your
shower partner. Stop it.

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I'm kidding. Have fun with your
dad, okay? All right. See you later.

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Don't worry about me. I'm not.

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I'm just saying, if you were.

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- — Shotgun, sucka!
- [Jay laughing]

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[ Cameron ] Make sure your
seat is exactly the way you want it,

59
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and feel free to play with any
of these controls up here.

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I have no idea what they do.
But I want mi car to be su car.

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Cameron, are you okay?
You seem nervous.

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Uh, nervous?
No. I'm not nervous.

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I was nervous.

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I mean, when Mitchell
made plans with his father,

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I figured, why not spend
the evening with Gloria?

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I've always wanted to
be good friends with her.

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On paper, we should
be good friends.

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Look at us.
One spicy, curvy diva...

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And Gloria.

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The problem is, I had a little minor
setback that we had to overcome...

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From a couple weeks ago.

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[ Phil, Jay chattering] I cannot stand
hanging out with his Ivy league friends.

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Oh, they're the worst.
They're not that bad.

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They are the worst!
Are you kidding me?

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Debbie can't go two minutes without
talking about Columbia university.

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And the little guy with the
lazy eye from Harvard. Brown.

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Whatever. Honestly, I wish that tart
would go back to Columbia...

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And take her weird
little brown friend with her.

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[ Chuckles ]
[ Chattering stops ]

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[ Mouthing words]

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Cam, you need to relax.
You explained.

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Not very well.

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You know how awkward I get
when things get awkward.

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So when I said “brown people,” I wasn't
talking about your, uh, brown people.

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I was talking about people
who go to a university.

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Um, not your people.

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N—not that your people
couldn't go to college.

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Okay, now I'm hearing myself
say “your people” a lot, so...

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[ Chokes ]

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Um, just very excited
because this is, um...

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You know, this is our first night
out together, so it's our little date.

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Where are we going?

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Make sure your seat belt
is securely fastened...

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And your tray tables are
in the upright position...

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Because I got us into palaiseau!

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Ah! Fancy! I know.

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It's normally a four-week wait,

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but the maitre d' is an old pilates
brother of mine, so just one phone call.

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Okay.

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Palaiseau! [ Chuckles ]

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Ay, Cameron, you know what? I don't know
if I'm in the mood for something so fancy.

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Can we just go somewhere,
like, more simple?

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Oh, uh, yes. Yes, of course.

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We can— what were—
What did you have in mind?

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I don't know.

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How 'bout a little Latin place
that I always used to go?

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That sounds fantastic. Okay.

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I would love to see
how your people eat.

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“Your people”?

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What is wrong with me?

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Okay. It's egg—crackin' time. Now, I
find the key to cracking an egg properly...

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Mom, I'm not a child.
I can do it.

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Okay. Okay. Okay.

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My mom's not dumb. You can't
just ask her to do something for you.

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You have to very carefully
put the cheese in the trap.

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Oh. Oops. I got
a little shell in the bowl.

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- When that happens, I find that I like to... not do that.
- I got it. It's okay.

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Oh, that's— that's really gross.
Okay. I'm gonna— I'll do this.

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You just mop up.

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And snap.

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Is it bad that I feel sorry for her?

122
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So how do I start?
What do you think?

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I don't know. Mom usually
tells me what to do.

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Join the club.
I'm kidding. I love your mom.

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We are going to try
a new approach this time.

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Now, your goal is to create a display
about the life and an' of Van gogh, right?

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Yeah. Okay you got your
poster board right here.

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So, pretend you're telling
the story of his life...

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To someone who has
never heard of him.

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What do you put on that board?

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I see the wheels spinning.
A spark of crea...

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How do they get the lead in
pencils? Let's try to stay on topic.

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Hey, Jay. Look who thinks Mercury is
the densest planet in the solar system.

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I take it from your mocking
tone that I am incorrect.

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Densest planet is earth.

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Which makes you the densest
guy on the densest planet.

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Zing! Fine.

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You sure Mitchell
won't mind me tagging along?

139
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Are you kidding? He loves
ya. What are you worried about?

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I've never had a brother before.
We never really hung out that much.

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Kiddo, you are
overthinking this.

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I just don't wanna
say the wrong thing.

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You can't. That's the
beauty of having a brother.

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Me and my brother were
zinging each other all the time.

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You know, like, “what's going on,
fat boy?” “nothing much, jackass.”

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You know, things of that nature.

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It's— it's how brothers
express love.

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Hmm.

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- — Shotgun, sucka!
- [Jay laughing]

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Yeah. That's good.

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I'm gonna see the sights.

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Not if they see you first!

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Kind of missed
with that one, kid.

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All right.

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This is all you
need to know right here.

156
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Apparently, the pencil's in two pieces,
and they glue 'em together on the lead.

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What if we put all the stuff
about his life on this side...

158
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And all the stuff about
his paintings on this side?

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Luke, buddy, that's fantastic!

160
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And the best part is, you
came up with that by yourself.

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[ Rattling ]

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All it took was a little
bit of focus and, uh...

163
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This thing is really loose.
I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver.

164
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But you run with this. On
your Mark, get set, Van gogh.

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[Door opens ] Hey, dad.

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He kind of looks like uncle Mitchell,
if uncle Mitchell were insane.

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- — [ Chuckles ]
- [Door closes]

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[ Screaming ]
I got sprayed by a skunk!

169
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Oh! [Whimpering] Oh, you stink!

170
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And not just at astronomy!
Blammo!

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[ Groans ] What is happening?

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[ Woman] ¢qué pasé?

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I love this place.

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I was a little bit worried
because it's not exactly...

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I... love... this place.
[ Chuckles ]

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I... was... nervous.

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I mean, there was a lot of
different food on the menu,

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and on the floor,
and on the wall.

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Uh— are we— are we sure we're
not exaggerating just a little bit?

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Were you there, Mitchell?

181
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Because I think I would have recognized
the only other white or gay person.

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I'd already offended Gloria once.
Not gonna do it again.

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Hola. ¢cémo esta? Jg/oria/

184
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,270
g co'mo estas? G co'mo esta's?
Ya tienes mucho que no vienes, g eh?

185
00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,171
- Li/li amigo Cameron.
- Ah, welcome.

186
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So, carnitas diablos.
Ah, you remember.

187
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- — Claro.
- Um, I'll just have the same thing.

188
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,680
No, no, no. You should
have the chicken enchiladas.

189
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,808
Mm-hmm.
No, I'll have the carnitas diablos.

190
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,935
- — These are not for you.
- Excuse me?

191
00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:23,147
- They're too spicy. Miss Gloria's used to it.
- Yeah, he's right.

192
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I can spice you under the
table any day there, sweet thing.

193
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Dos carnitas diablos,
por fa vor.

194
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Okay.

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Okay. [Giggling]

196
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[ Clears throat]

197
00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:40,414
- Mitchell!
- Of course. What was I thinking?

198
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,000
[ Sighs ] Dad, can we— can
we just go home, please?

199
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You've got to air out first before I let you
in that car. I'll never get the stink out.

200
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,715
Hey, Jay, is that Venus?

201
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,593
'Cause I can smell the clouds
of pure sulfuric acid from here.

202
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- Slam!
- Okay. I-I'd really like to go home now.

203
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,891
We'll miss the meteor shower.
The trouble is your clothes.

204
00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:01,977
Just take them off. I think
there's a blanket in the trunk.

205
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,414
You sure, dad? You're not
worried I might stink up the blanket?

206
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,356
Don't worry about it.

207
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,110
We just use it to cover up the seat for when
Manny's all sweaty after his tango class.

208
00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,738
If you don't sweat,
you're not doing it right.

209
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,869
[ Laughing]

210
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,622
He was one of the best
boyfriends I ever had.

211
00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,208
But he was gay. Yeah.

212
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,460
I figured that out after
the first month— [ Coughs ]

213
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,897
And I stayed for a whole year
because the haircuts were fantastic!

214
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,882
[ Laughing, crying]
Itsfunny, huh?

215
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,635
[ Hysterical laughing ]
Cameron, that one is not that funny.

216
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,178
Are you okay? I'm fine.

217
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,555
Are you sure? I love this place.

218
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,350
[Coughing ] Butyourhead
is running water.

219
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,227
No, I don't think it is.

220
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,396
I told you it was too spicy
for you. Look at your shirt.

221
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:49,024
I just need to get a bit of a
drink of something. No, no, no!

222
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,069
Cameron, the water makes it so
worse. No! Excuse me. Excuse me.

223
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,656
Oh, you're right.
That does make it worse.

224
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,991
Oh— I feel like I ate the sun!

225
00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:03,038
And that is the secret to no
lumps. See? It's kind of fun.

226
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,998
- — You make it fun, mom.
- Mmm.

227
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,835
Listen to these symptoms of a.D.H.D.
And tell me it's not Luke.

228
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,547
Alex! “Easily distracted
by irrelevant stimuli.”

229
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,677
[ Electrical buzzing ]

230
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:25,561
“Often impulsively abandons
one task for another. ”

231
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,485
That's where I left those.

232
00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,446
“A tendency to act
without regard to consequences,

233
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:40,158
often at the expense
of personal safety.”

234
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,003
[Grunts]

235
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:01,471
- “Ha ving accidents more often ”— - I
think that's enough, Alex. We've got it.

236
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,323
Oh, no. No!

237
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,950
[ Clattering ]

238
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,076
[ Exhales ]

239
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,495
Phil. Phil! Honey, are you okay?

240
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:29,291
Yeah. Remember those
sunglasses I couldn't find?

241
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,627
Bingo! [ Chuckles ]

242
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,504
I asked you to do one thing—
Stay on top of Luke.

243
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,591
For your information, your son is
hard at work on an awesome Van gogh...

244
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,593
Gotta fix that— masterpiece.

245
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,929
Wait'll you see.
You're gonna be so surprised.

246
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:45,724
Oh, god, honey. I want nothing
more than to be surprised, really.

247
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,106
I'm not surprised.

248
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,862
Okay, that's it. I don't want to hear anything
about your new method of doing things.

249
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,157
There's one thing that works with these
kids, and that is staying on top of them,

250
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,662
which, thanks to you, my friend,
I will now be able to do all night long.

251
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,381
- Not happy, dude. You're supposed to be working.
- I am working.

252
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,824
- — Mr. Potato head, really?
- I know what you think, but...

253
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,469
No, I don't wanna hear it. I'm
going down to clean up the garage,

254
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:26,223
then I'm coming back and I'm gonna stand
over you until this thing is done, okay?

255
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,565
Breathe. Breathing only
makes the fire spread.

256
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,317
Okay then drink this milk.

257
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:41,279
Ay, cam. Why did you
have to order that spicy dish?

258
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,490
Because I'm, um, a big idiot...

259
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:47,285
And I wanted to have this awesome
night between the two of us...

260
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:51,915
Where we end up best friends,
uh, having lunch, buying shoes.

261
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:56,003
Okay! Let's go have lunch,
let's go buy shoes.

262
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,006
Really?
Yeah. Why are you so surprised?

263
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:03,135
Well, I don't know. I guess I just
always feel like I blow it with you...

264
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,345
Whether it's
the columbian comment...

265
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,389
Or picking the wrong restaurant.

266
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,059
The restaurant
had nothing to do with you.

267
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:14,146
I was just not in the mood
to go anywhere that fancy...

268
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,357
After the stupid thing
I did this morning.

269
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,901
What did you do?

270
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,988
I bought a dress. You monster.

271
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,033
Ay. It was a very expensive
dress that I don't need.

272
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,368
I felt so stupid
that when I got home,

273
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,620
I couldn't even bring it
inside the house.

274
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,873
I left it in the car.
I totally get it.

275
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,875
I have a legendary hat story.

276
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,085
I'll bet you look fabulous
in that dress.

277
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,338
Yes, but anyone would look
fabulous in that dress. [Chuckling]

278
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:44,092
You find that blanket? No.

279
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,595
This was all I could find.
Shut up!

280
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,389
- — Really shows off your shape.
- Okay.

281
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,850
Spin around, cupcake.
Let's see the caboose!

282
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:56,021
You get fries with that
shake? [ Wheezing laugh]

283
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,940
Was that too far?
There's a line, Jay.

284
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,318
I better go mop this up.

285
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,780
Oh, come on. Where's the...

286
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,574
[ Clears throat]

287
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:11,328
I'm sorry if things got a
little out of hand back there,

288
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,413
but in our defense, look at you.

289
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,457
[Chuckling] I mean, smell you.

290
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,626
[ Mock laughing]
This is a fantastic apology.

291
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,962
Oh, don't be too hard on
the kid. I was egging him on.

292
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,467
Youtegonnabernad
benwdatme. Done!

293
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,011
I was just happy to see him
laugh a little bit.

294
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,097
You know, he's had
kind of a tough week.

295
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:34,434
I got sprayed by a skunk, and I'm wearing
a dress that makes my hips look huge.

296
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:37,229
I know he doesn't want me
to talk about it,

297
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:40,190
but he didn't get invited
to this big party.

298
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,276
Some kids he thought were
his friends think he's weird.

299
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,572
Now, you know me on this.
I'm no— I'm no good at it.

300
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,992
You know, I— I never know
what to say. That's true.

301
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:54,371
But maybe I raised a kid
who would know what to say.

302
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,166
That's the only reason
I invited him along...

303
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,711
You know, because this astronomy
stuff, that's— that's our thing.

304
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,713
[ Chuckles ]

305
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,925
Yeah. No, I'll talk to him.

306
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,136
You know, you don't look
that ridiculous.

307
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,429
Now, you actually
got the legs for it. Dad.

308
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,141
No, I'm just saying, if you
were that type of a gay— dad!

309
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,226
You'd probably do
all right for yourself.

310
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,228
Come on!

311
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,315
You know, I always had a sense
it was dangerous down here,

312
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,943
but I guess it's actually
kind of charming, isn't it?

313
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,946
No, it's not safe at all.
[Siren wailing in distance]

314
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,991
I used to live down
here, you know. What?

315
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,869
Yeah, that's why I come
down here. Look there.

316
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,871
That was my old apan'ment.

317
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,748
After I left Javier,
that's all I could afford.

318
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,792
It's still part of me. Mmm.

319
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:44,588
You have to remember those things,
like you when you go to your farm.

320
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,923
You remember that?
I told you that a year ago.

321
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,468
Of course I do. You're
my friend, you big idiot.

322
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:54,347
[ Laughing ] You know, this
part of town might be very rough,

323
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,267
but the people here,
cameron— the best.

324
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,396
I'm pretty sure / had wheels
when / parked here.

325
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,440
Iayayay-f who did this?

326
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,443
No, it's okay, Gloria. [
Shouting ] Who did this?

327
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:10,363
You coward son of bitches! It's
okay, everybody! I'm— I'm insured!

328
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:15,160
What? What? You scared? You
scared to show your face, little girl?

329
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,954
No, it's all right, everybody!
Cameron, wait in the car!

330
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,207
Gloria, I think it's drivable.
Cameron!

331
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,708
Gloria!

332
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,422
Just so you know, I'm going back up to Luke's
room, and I'm not leaving until he's finished.

333
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,426
Thank you. And I'm really sorry for
not underestimating Luke enough.

334
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,970
Well, that means a lot to me.

335
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,556
The hardest part is, he kinda
takes after me with all this.

336
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,975
Hmm. Like my lack
of focus and your...

337
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,102
My what? I just love you.

338
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,026
I did it. [Phil] Hey.

339
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,986
Oh, my god.

340
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,531
- — Do you like it?
- I-I— I love it.

341
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,659
Did you do this? All him.

342
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,246
I used Mr. Potato head ears
because Van gogh cut his ear off.

343
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,832
And there's money because his paintings
sell for, like, a bajillion dollars,

344
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,543
which is sad
because he died broke.

345
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,754
Yes. That...

346
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,090
[ Whispers ] You were
right. Don't apologize.

347
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,176
I'm not apologizing.
Apology accepted.

348
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,971
Luke, I—I really couldn't
be more proud of you,

349
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,515
and I am so sorry I didn't
give you more credit.

350
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,642
Thanks. [Fwfl] Way to go, buddy.

351
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,438
[ Clicks tongue ]
Gotta go finish the cupcakes.

352
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,149
[Chuckling] No. She didn't.

353
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,860
- — Sweetie, can you hand me those?
- Uh-huh.

354
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,488
Yeah, I can talk.

355
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,906
What are you doing?

356
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:38,034
I showed you how to make 'em,
and now you can do it yourself.

357
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,162
Come on, guys. Let's go.

358
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,625
Well, good, because
I really wanted to.

359
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,586
Okay. I'm setting
the oven to 700!

360
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:52,299
I'm putting, uh— I'm putting
the eggs in the bowl!

361
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,926
Oh, I got some shells
in 'em! Uh-oh!

362
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:58,888
Are you serious? [ Exhales ]

363
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,477
Hey. Hey. Hey, Mitchell.

364
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,896
So, I know you'd never, um...

365
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,110
I know you'd never, never believe this
by looking at me right now,

366
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,030
but, um, I used to
get picked on at school too.

367
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,824
So Jay told you? Yeah.

368
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,452
Yeah, they would, um—
They'd call me weird.

369
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,079
I was weird. Uh, fun weird.

370
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,707
But I— this is the funny thing
about growing up.

371
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,209
For years and years,
everybody's desperately afraid...

372
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:31,212
To be different,
you know, in any way.

373
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:34,591
And then, suddenly,
almost overnight,

374
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,218
everybody wants to be different,

375
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:41,056
and that is where we win.

376
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,225
I'm sort of counting on that.
Yeah.

377
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,728
I'm sorry I was picking on
you too much. Ah, that's...

378
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,272
Jay said that's what
brothers do. [ Chuckles ]

379
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,442
Well, we don't have to listen to him.
Brothers do that too.

380
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,986
Okay, ladies.
Finish up your tea party.

381
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,571
You're missing the show.

382
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,366
Can't believe I was fighting
over this guy, huh?

383
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,243
Check it out. Check it out.
Oh. Whoa.

384
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,163
Wow. Awesome!

385
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,836
[Luke] Why did he
paint the starry night?

386
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:17,509
Maybe because the sky is beautiful,
and everybody likes looking at it,

387
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:24,182
and it reminds us that something's
up there watching 0 ver all of us...

388
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:28,019
Aliens, who could be here
in a second...

389
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,105
To liquelj/ us
and use us as fuel.

390
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,774
So wake up, people. We're next.

391
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,776
Mom!

392
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,820
You better get down here!

393
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,785
Oh, my god. Mmm!

394
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,413
Wow! Delicious! Uh-huh.

395
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,416
- I am so proud.
- Oh! Thanks, mom. I'm just gonna wrap these up.

396
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,019
No. You know what, sweetie? You're
gonna be late for school. Just go.

397
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,920
- I'll bring 'em by later.
- Are you sure?

398
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,089
Yeah! Get out of here,
Betty Crocker. Okay.

399
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,091
I'm so proud of you!

400
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,093
[ Gagging, spits]

401
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,178
Do we still have the number
for poison control?

402
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,556
I love you, Claire.
I'll always love you!

403
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,433
My mouth is asleep,
like at the dentist.

404
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,518
Get over here, buddy.

405
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,021
[Grunts] [Whimpers]

406
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,023
[Luke grunts ]

407
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:17,902
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