1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,981 [ Phi/j steaks will be ready in five minutes. 2 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:05,882 You're destroying those things. 3 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:09,135 Ay, Jay, leave him alone. No, I'm sorry, but that cow has suffered long enough. 4 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,637 - Fun. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 5 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,514 Hang on. Dinner's ready in five minutes. 6 00:00:13,598 --> 00:00:15,516 Coach wants us to practice layups. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,603 They are deceptively hard— A curious mix of dance and strength. 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,439 - You're making it lame again. - Sorry. 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,734 - — A y, dias mio, that coach. - Oh, I hate that guy. 10 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,861 He seems to have the kids motivated. 11 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:30,031 Oh, dad, you haven't seen him. He taunts the kids. He's abusive. 12 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,467 Listen, if this was a Colombian soccer league, long time ago, 13 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,887 one of the kids would have taken that guy out and... 14 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,246 A coach is supposed to ride the kids hard 15 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,332 - — Phil, help me out here. - He's a mean man. 16 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,876 Oh, you're such a woman. Come to the game. You'll see. 17 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,146 This guy's a real motherscratcher. Pardon the language, Gloria. 18 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,963 - Mm-hmm. - “Gloria”? 19 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:49,550 He better cool it, or I'm gonna introduce him to the captain and tennille. 20 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,093 0/7, m: 21 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,095 Sorry we're late. I was at work. 22 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,640 Oh, he loves to say that. And happy barbecue. 23 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,808 Oh. Since Mitchell is between jobs, 24 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,478 I've taken a part—time job at a greeting card store, 25 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,438 which I love. 26 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,274 Plus, with my discount, we're saving a fortune. 27 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:10,571 How is spending a ton of money on greeting cards saving us a fortune? 28 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,531 It's math. 29 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:14,909 Wsmmwnol lookitup. 30 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:19,121 2.95.2.95.4.95. 31 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,623 Forty percent off. 2.95. 32 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,351 3.95. Forty percent off. Forty percent off. 33 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:25,086 Mitchell, / got this golf buddy of mine. 34 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,546 Great guy. Super successful. You two should talk. 35 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:30,383 It could mean a job for you. Oh, thanks, dad, but I'm... 36 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:33,308 I'm not really looking for anything right now. But— yeah, that's right. 37 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:35,822 With me bringing home the bacon, Mitchell doesn't have to rush into anything. 38 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,516 Yeah, I know you have all that greeting card “screw you” money, 39 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,101 but, uh, talk to the guy? 40 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:41,769 He's expecting your call in the morning. 41 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:44,438 Dad, I appreciate it, but in the future— I can't stand this. 42 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:45,731 I am sorry, but I... 43 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,276 No. Those steaks have been done for five minutes. 44 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:49,860 I'm taking 'em off the grill. 45 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:55,449 I'm sorry. I know how it feels to have him stick his nose where it doesn't belong. 46 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:57,451 No biggie. It's just Jay being Jay. 47 00:01:57,535 --> 00:01:59,453 But one day I'm gonna be a grandfather, 48 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:01,539 and then everybody better hide their meat. 49 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,668 , /~ hey, heyj 50 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:09,880 ,/' hey, hey hey, heyj 51 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:12,883 ,/' hey, hey heyw 52 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:19,348 Ooh. Who's she? 53 00:02:19,432 --> 00:02:21,350 I hate it when you do that. 54 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,311 Who's he? It's Charlie bingham. 55 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,605 He's the guy that my dad wanted me to call. I googled him. Look. 56 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:29,525 Oh, he owns earthgear apparel. I have their ski pants. 57 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,319 Really? You don't— You don't ski. 58 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:34,363 I have cargo pants and I don't work at the docks. 59 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:38,159 God, I feel like such a slacker. I mean, he has done so much for being so young. 60 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:41,912 Okay, look. He's opened up a dozen environmental foundations and conservancies. 61 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:44,749 Wow. So, you gonna— You gonna call him? 62 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:48,794 I don't know. I mean, you know, I sort of promised myself and you... 63 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:51,088 That I'd take a little time off, and... 64 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,050 And you are loving your time off. Totally. 65 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,636 I am losing my mind. 66 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,638 As much as I love lin... 67 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,974 Which is, you know, more than life itself... 68 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:05,895 I am— whoo— not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad. 69 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:09,398 No, but it's Cameron's turn. It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world... 70 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,960 Interacting with other grown—ups while I get to stay at home... 71 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,779 And—and plot the death of dora the explorer. 72 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:20,743 Like to fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into candy cane river. 73 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,662 So, I don't know. Should I— Should I call him? 74 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:26,707 I don't know. Maybe just to get your dad off your back. Yeah. Yeah. 75 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,794 I mean, because the last thing I want for you is to take a job right now. 76 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,755 Mmm. I am loving our life. 77 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,216 I am in a really dark space. 78 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,010 Being away from my Lily is literally torture. 79 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:40,054 And I can't pressure Mitchell, 80 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,057 but I really, really, really just want him to get a job... 81 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:47,311 So I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife! 82 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,940 Guys, come on! 83 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:55,444 Come on, ladies! Ll/lo ve it! Goodness gracious! Turtles run faster! 84 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:58,280 Come on! Could you run any slower? 85 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:00,241 I dare you to run slower! 86 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:02,284 You see? He's just trying to light a fire. 87 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,412 Oh, I'll light him on fire! 88 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,747 Why do I always have to come to these things? 89 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,916 Because you love your brother. 90 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,085 Why don't you make him come to my orchestra concerts? 91 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,587 Because we love your brother. Good job, Luke. 92 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,426 Shoot! 93 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,594 Delgado, you're k/ll/ng me, man! 94 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:23,472 I love you, Manny, no matter what! 95 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:26,725 Come on! 96 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:29,019 Okay that's great. 97 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,564 Okay, well, I'll let you know. Right. 98 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,274 All right. Bye. 99 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,734 Uh, so, Charlie bingham just invited us over... 100 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:39,947 To his beach house for a little get—together. Oh. Uh, what did you say? 101 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:43,325 I said I'd check with you. I mean, what do you think? 102 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:46,912 What do you think? 103 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,956 Well, I think it'd be rude not to hear him out. 104 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,250 Yeah. I mean, yeah. You're probably right. Yeah. 105 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,877 - Okay. - Cool. 106 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,838 And don't worry. You know, I'm not gonna take any job. 107 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,965 You better not. 108 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,427 I just miss... 109 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,387 I just... 110 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,806 I just... 111 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,896 I just miss... My grilled cheese sandwiches! 112 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,065 You're doing great, luke— If your goal is to suck! 113 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,317 Phil, you— I'm on it. 114 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,400 Okay. Wait for me. 115 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,737 Hey, coach. Yeah? 116 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,739 Uh, look. We appreciate your passion, 117 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,634 but some of us are worried that the yelling is getting counterproductive. 118 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,327 I got this. Come on, stupid! 119 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:30,164 No, you don't “got this.” what you got is a bad attitude. 120 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,665 Who are you? 121 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,210 I happen to be the stepfather of... 122 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:40,007 Doesn't matter who. What you need to start doing... 123 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,219 Is a little more coaching and a little less yelling. 124 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:46,055 'Cause if I hear you call one of these kids stupid again, 125 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,641 I swear to god, I'll throw a shoe at your head. 126 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,393 Screw /t. I don't need this. 127 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:54,688 You think you can do a betterjob? You coach. 128 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,317 Jay, you know, I was handling it. 129 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,402 Yeah, I saw how you broke out peaches and herb. 130 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,029 It's the captain and... 131 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:10,287 Okay so, your old coach had to leave for a little while. 132 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,289 Why? Is he sick? 133 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,917 - Yes. He's very, very sick. - Is he going to die? 134 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,169 Everybody dies, boys. Let's focus on what's important. 135 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:22,299 Our next game is in one hour. We are going to go from being five fingers to being a fist. 136 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,301 How does that sound? Great. 137 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,345 I can't hear you. Great! 138 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,013 That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! 139 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,116 All right, gentlemen. I talked to the referee. I'm coaching. 140 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,477 Oh, really? 'Cause I— Phil, I coached football. 141 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:36,355 Jay, I actually coached basketball. I think I can get these guys... 142 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,566 Relax. You've already got the assistantjob. 143 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,651 Now you think you can round us up some waters? 144 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,446 - Yeah. - Go ahead. 145 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:48,784 Gentlemen, this is what I need. I want you to hit 'em, and I want you to hit 'em hard. 146 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,786 Father-in-laws are tough, 147 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,514 because you can't let 'em push you around... 148 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,248 And you also have to show them respect. 149 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,250 It's like walking a tightrope. 150 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,919 Which, by the way, I can do, because I went to trapeze school. 151 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,255 Did Jay? I doubt it. 152 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,340 All right, when you back into— hey. 153 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,719 Honey, I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna buy Alex some clothes. Okeydoke. 154 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,721 How come you're not coaching? 155 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:11,515 'Cause your dad coached football. 156 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:15,811 I'm sorry. And I am going to make it up to you tonight. 157 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,731 And I'll be thinking of your dad while you do. Mmm. 158 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,233 Disturbing. 159 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,027 [ Li/I/tchellj hey, Phil. Hey 160 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:24,236 hey how's it going? 161 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,406 Great. Your dad coached football. 162 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,617 Ah. A fellow victim. 163 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,095 Thank you again for taking care of Lily. I know it's last-minute. 164 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,880 Ay don't be silly. We'll probably just stick around for a few minutes. 165 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,082 You know how fussy she gets when we pass her off, so... 166 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,335 Oh. She seems fine. Yeah. 167 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:42,838 Ay I think she's getting used to being away from you now that you have the new job. 168 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:50,804 Mwah! So proud of you. 169 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:54,099 We need to talk. Okay. What happened? 170 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,185 Mom, I love you, 171 00:07:56,268 --> 00:08:00,189 but your words of encouragement encourage the other kids to make fun of me. 172 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,733 Ay okay. 173 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,028 I won't say anything else on the next game. Promise. 174 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,173 We both know that your Latin blood makes that impossible. 175 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:11,742 I think it would be better if you didn't come to the next game. 176 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,508 I know. Oh. 177 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,135 I know. I hate our house. 178 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,389 What's— what's this thing? 179 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,057 I don't know, but it's fancy. 180 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,936 Stop— stop playing with it. Come on. Just— don't break it. 181 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,938 , /', I 182 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,481 Hey, Mitchell! Yes. 183 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,024 Charlie bingham. Nice to meet you. 184 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,402 This is my partner, Cameron Tucker. Hi. 185 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,028 Pleasure. Cameron. 186 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:50,912 So, we just went ahead and parked on that round thingy in the driveway. 187 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,258 Is that— thafsfine, nght? No problem. 188 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,243 It's a turntable, so you don't have to back out. 189 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,911 Oh. 190 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,723 You have a car turntable and you're wearing rubber. You're like Batman. 191 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,165 Hemwam. 192 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:01,709 Come on in. 193 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,669 Turn the music down! 194 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,463 Wow. 195 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,549 Pardon the get-up. 196 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,759 Killer waves today. You guys surf? 197 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,303 Um, only for bargains on the web. Ah. Everybody say hi. 198 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,596 Hi. Hello. 199 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,057 Hi. Hi. That's Jolie. She's head of my Europe division. 200 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:19,268 She cheats at poker. You do. 201 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:23,188 And that's my girlfriend, Jenny. She makes a hell of a Margarita. Want one? 202 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,774 Absolutely. Oh, not right— okay. 203 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:28,018 Everybody, Mitchell pritchett and his partner, Cameron. 204 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,363 Business partners. Mergers and acquisitions. 205 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,532 I'm kidding. We're gay. Stop talking. 206 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,744 When things are relaxed, I'm great in social situations. 207 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,204 I would have fit in at the algonquin round table. 208 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:42,499 But when the stakes are high, I get a little tense. 209 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,918 I'd be the guy that would knock over the round table. 210 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:47,272 Then Dorothy Parker would make a quip, James thurber would laugh, 211 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,214 and then I would end up leaving, crying. 212 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,760 How long you been on the I am? What? 213 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:55,429 Honey, you are looking around like the feds are after you. 214 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,765 No, I'm not. Let's just get this over with. 215 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,934 Oh. All right. Oh, no. It's them. 216 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,772 Oh! Oh, you know those girls from school. 217 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,774 Hey! Let's go! Over here. 218 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,443 What— what is your problem? Nothing. 219 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,737 I'll meet you at the car in an hour. 220 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,156 Please, mom. Please. 221 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,118 Ffi hi, Jenna. 222 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,407 And just I/ke that— m y baby girl became a teenager. 223 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,668 She entered that dreaded phase where my very existence embarrasses her. 224 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,296 I—I think I can help. 225 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,799 You're not your mom. 226 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,134 Wow. That's your mom. 227 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:37,137 Oh, I just got chills. 228 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:41,725 So, first off, I'm a fan. 229 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,394 - — Saw you in court once. - Seriously? 230 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,231 Yeah. Mayhew versus propyltech. 231 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,108 - — You are a good lawyer. - I don't know. 232 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,195 If you 'd handled my divorce, this house would be twice as big. 233 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,031 Oh, he's better than good. Try winning an argument with him. 234 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,716 Last night I wanted to have Indian food— and we're talking again. 235 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:02,871 Top of your class at Cornell and Columbia law. Had your pick of jobs, 236 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:06,750 but instead chose to work in environmental law— until last month. 237 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,461 Well— and he used to be a really great figure skater. 238 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:12,589 Why'd you quit? — his sister lost interest, and then there was... 239 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,675 He means my job. 240 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,052 Could tell me about figure skating too. 241 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,263 Um, well, it was— She did lose interest. 242 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,973 That's enough. Okay. 243 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,933 A y que' Linda. A y que' Linda. 244 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,495 Oh, my gosh. I didn't know you guys were gonna be here. Hola, Claire. 245 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,437 Mwah! Hi, Lily. 246 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,439 I had enough basketball for one day. 247 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,358 Oh, I know. Come here, sweetie. 248 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:35,445 Oh, sweet thing. You love me and you want me to buy you a dress. 249 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:38,699 Ay but I'm gonna buy her some shoes first. Mmm. 250 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,368 What's that, Lily? Do you want me to buy you a dress? 251 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,203 She said “yes.” 252 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,289 “Yes”? 253 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,792 She did not say “yes.” 254 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,712 Okay, “win” on three. 255 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,047 One, two, three— win! 256 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,693 Don't forget the pick and roll. These guys won't know how to defend it. 257 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,927 Phil, try not to confuse my boys, okay? Okay. 258 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,387 I sleep with your daughter. What? 259 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,590 Good luck! 260 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,558 All right. Let's go! Let's go! Come on. Let's go! 261 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,144 Let's get out there. Hustle up. Get the tip, get the tip. 262 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,313 Watch, skip and go. 0/7! 263 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,876 All right. Keep the hustle, keep the hustle. Come on, boys. Don't let 'em push you around. 264 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,402 Oh! All right, little defense! 265 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,487 Play defense! 266 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,198 I did a little scouting, and the other team only has two shooters. 267 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:23,243 If we isolate both of them— Good, Phil, good. Thank you. Good. 268 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,287 Manny, pay attention! What are you looking at? 269 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,205 What? 270 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,625 Oh! 271 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,588 And that was in 2004. 272 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,467 So, tell me this. What are the regulatory challenges of a solar farm? 273 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,219 Uh, well, you know, it could be anything— uh, agricultural... 274 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,430 Military, protected species, 275 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,325 ironically, even some, uh, environmental groups. 276 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,850 I think you got all of it. 277 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,102 Mmm. Think you got it. 278 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,687 Yeah. I'm just gonna freshen this up. 279 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,317 Let me ask you a question. Yeah. 280 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,087 How do you like the beard? I'm thinking of growing one. Jenny's against it. 281 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,906 Oh. Well, I—I've been very happy with mine. 282 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,992 That's it. I'm doin' it. 283 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,346 Look, I've made a fortune. I want to use it for some good. 284 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,830 I need a lawyer to help me navigate. 285 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:12,584 I like you. You get me. So, in or out? 286 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:15,128 Wow. I just... 287 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,968 - I'm very sorry. - It's okay. 288 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,012 Um, that's a very big question. 289 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,199 You know, I'm obviously gonna have to go talk to my... 290 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,975 Bull in a China shop. 291 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,603 I'll be right back. Sure. Talk it over. It's a major life decision. 292 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:34,856 Hey, Jenny! The beard is on! 293 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,112 Okay, Lily, it's time to buy you beautiful shoes. 294 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,781 Oh, no, no, no. I saw another really cute dress for her. 295 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:46,827 Ay but she has already six new dresses. What she needs is strappy shoes. 296 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,955 Oh— oh, oh. There's Alex. I'll-I'll see you later. 297 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,541 Alex, honey hi. 298 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,377 Mom, I said I'd meet you at the car. 299 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,342 Mmm. Here. 300 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,386 Thank you. Mmm. 301 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,680 Still wish you had a daughter? 302 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,809 Manny didn't want me at the game today. Oh, I'm sorry. 303 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:14,646 It's okay. No, it's not okay. Itsucks. 304 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,649 I miss babies. They never tell you to go away. 305 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,110 Yeah. Or wait in the car. 306 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,089 I don't know about you, but I'm not gonna stand here and feel sorry for myself. 307 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,614 You know what we should do? 308 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,742 Get pregnant. 309 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,785 I was gonna say go for ice cream. 310 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,455 Okay. We'll do yours first. Great. 311 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,832 Luke! Luke! 312 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:37,335 It's hard to guard a player if there's no player near you! 313 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,379 We good in the hood? 314 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,423 This is a uniquely frustrating group of boys. 315 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,192 I hear you. Um, one thing that might help... 316 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,510 Instead of a zone, if you switch to a simple man-to-man. 317 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,220 I got this. Really? 318 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:50,199 'Cause according to the scoreboard, the only thing you got is four points. 319 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,433 Good luck. 320 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,605 I need to talk to you. I need to talk to you. 321 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,732 Nice top. 322 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,193 Come here. You— you... 323 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,785 Cam— cam, you have got to relax. I told you I wouldn't take a job without... 324 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,244 Take the job. What? 325 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,663 I want you to take the job. 326 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,916 I thought you liked having me home with Lily. I... 327 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,169 I don't. I mean, I do. Ijust— I miss my time with Lily, 328 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,088 and I know it's selfish of me, but... 329 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,341 No, I want the job. You do? 330 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,678 Oh, my god, yes. I— I love Lily, but I hate baby talk. 331 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,306 I wuv baby talk. 332 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,767 Oh! 333 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,895 Let's go get this job. Let's get this job. 334 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,939 Okay. Oh, no. 335 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,982 Itslocked. 336 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,984 - — Well, just— - Ar 337 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,628 Hello? Hey guys? 338 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,113 Oh, my gosh. 339 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,156 They're not gonna hear us. We're trapped out here. 340 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,243 Just stop being so dramatic. We'll just go through the garage, with the... 341 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,912 That's why he wants to hire you. You're good in crisis. 342 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,915 Ooh, yeesh. What... 343 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,174 It's not opening. Push it again. 344 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,593 I'm hearing things, but it's not— push it harder. 345 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,322 That's not— is it this one? 346 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,722 I hear something. What is that? 347 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,560 No. Stop touching— stop... 348 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,567 This— oh, that was it. All right. 349 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,821 Mitchell! Oh, my god. Did— no! 350 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,322 Oh, my god! No, cam! 351 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,242 Cam, we— did we do that? What are we gonna say? 352 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,036 Oh— oh. 353 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,873 I will take the job. 354 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,169 Kinda think you have to now. Yeah. 355 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,339 I Jay! Guys, you're on the same team! 356 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,883 Time out! 357 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:51,052 - — Time out! - Get over here! 358 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,848 Guys, earlier we practiced a few set plays. 359 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,518 Did any of them in vol ve wrestling the ball from your own teammate? 360 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,604 But you said to be aggressive. Yeah! 361 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,106 Not on your own team! Wait here. 362 00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,651 You gotta coach. I can't take it. 363 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,336 You talkin' to me? Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. You gotta take over. 364 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,865 I'm about to lose it out there. That sounds tough, coach. 365 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,701 - — What's your problem? - Hey, coach! Ticktock. 366 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,204 I was dealing with the coach. You pushed me aside. 367 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,331 I was dealing with the boys. You pushed me aside. 368 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,435 Believe it or not, Jay, there are some things that I am better at than you are. 369 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,502 Bam! It's out there. Oh, for god's sake. 370 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,297 Coach! He's calling you. 371 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,925 Listen. I don't blame you for being angry. All right? 372 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,093 I'm used to taking charge. That's all. 373 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,472 I should have let you coach from the get—go. And? 374 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,061 I love you. No. The barbecue. 375 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,230 Oh, for god's sake. 376 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,983 I'm sure your steaks would have been delicious... and not chewy. 377 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,987 Okay. I'll do it. Thanks. 378 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,823 And so the student becomes the master. The once mighty... 379 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:56,260 You know what? Forget it. No, no, no, no. I'm good. I'm good. 380 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,912 Hey, hey guys. Who wants to go out I/ke a champ? 381 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,080 Yeah! Me! 382 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,791 I love it! Okay, jordy, you inbound to Luke. 383 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,585 Manny, you set a pick on Luke's man and roll to the bucket. 384 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,338 Luke, you know what to do. No, I don't. 385 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,882 Bounce—pass to Manny. But, dad... 386 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:14,886 Coach, Manny hasn't taken a single shot all season. 387 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,846 Then chances are he'll be open. 388 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,890 Okay, guys. Let's bring it out. 389 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:23,186 Hey, hey. Bring it in. Let's show these guys what kind of team they're about to beat. 390 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,188 Huh? “Li'i dribblers” on three. 391 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,774 One, two, three— li'i dribblers! 392 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,903 - Okay red ball. Side out. - Here we go. 393 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,409 What's my coaching philosophy? 394 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,203 - — Give a kid a bird— - Yes! 395 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:44,499 And he becomes one of those weird dudes who walks around with a bird on his shoulder. 396 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,376 But give him a pair of wings, 397 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,006 he can fly 398 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,759 Unless he has absolutely no hand-e ye coordination. 399 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,762 Okay, lsupport you. 400 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,644 Hey, mom. 401 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,354 That was 20 minutes. 402 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:10,817 Mom, I am so, so sorry. 403 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,694 I know it's no excuse, 404 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:16,406 but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school. 405 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,533 You know, with friends. 406 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,454 And I love you so much, and I appreciate everything you do for me. 407 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,207 I'm still your little girl. 408 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:32,005 Oh, honey! That was so sweet. 409 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,425 Can I get $20? A bunch of us are going to a movie, 410 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,469 and we're gonna get something to eat aftennards. 411 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,221 Jenna's brother's gonna take us home. 412 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,975 Okay. Of course. Sweetie, you know what? Take 40. 413 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,977 Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That's right. 414 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,772 Thanks, mom. Go on. Have a great time. 415 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,444 Oh, Alex, honey? When you're out shopping, 416 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,613 you might wanna pick yourself up a training bra. 417 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,158 I know you don't need one now, but your little boobies are gonna come in soon. 418 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,160 Mommy loves you, kitten! 419 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,120 Mwah! Mwah! 420 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:07,499 Teach her to screw with me. 421 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,423 I set a pick and then rolled towards the basket. 422 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,094 Luke passed to me. I shot the ball and almost made it. 423 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:24,099 I bought Lily the cutest little dress today. 424 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:27,102 And then I stole the ball from the other team, 425 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,604 did a 360 and almost dunked it. 426 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:34,567 That's nice. Ay I just had the best day today with Lily. 427 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,611 That girl's so sweet. 428 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,739 I have a game next Saturday. You could come. 429 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,742 No, it's okay. I wouldn't want to embarrass you. 430 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,621 I'll probably take Lily out for cupcakes. Mm-hmm. 431 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,373 Okay. 432 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,252 Any suggestions? 433 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,337 I usually go with earrings. 434 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:04,848 English - us — psdh