1 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:07,925 Oh, I forgot to ask— Did it hurt? 2 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:11,512 What hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth. 3 00:00:11,596 --> 00:00:14,599 I didn't fall from— Ah. [Laughing] 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:18,561 Because I'm an angel. Why are you so sweet? 5 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,439 Maybe just 'cause I'm so damn happy. 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:25,818 Today's Jay's birthday, so I'm taking him to Hawaii for a whole week. 7 00:00:25,902 --> 00:00:28,654 Big suite in Maui. Just the two of us. 8 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:32,200 Got Manny tied up in the backyard. Big bowl of kibble. 9 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,619 I'm kidding. He's staying with Claire and Phil. 10 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,704 This whole thing was a big surprise. 11 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:40,208 I did it all myself— The flight, the hotels. 12 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:43,377 Cost me a fortune, but it was worth it. 13 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:46,923 [ Mouthing words] 14 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:51,010 In case I forget to say it a few hundred times this week, thank you. 15 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,637 [Chuckling] 16 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,388 [ Together] Happy birthday! 17 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:56,265 Wh— what the heck? 18 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:59,101 - — [Claire] Surprise, dad. - The whole family's coming with us! 19 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:01,229 - They are? - Uh-huh. 20 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,064 Yes, and Mitch and Cameron and Lily too. 21 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,399 Yeah, and phil— he's just checking the bags. Wow! 22 00:01:05,483 --> 00:01:07,485 That's, uh— wow. 23 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,088 It was all Gloria's idea. She bought all of our tickets and everything. 24 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,073 Really? Everyone's? Yeah. 25 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:16,786 - It's your birthday. I didn't spare any expense. - Oh, gee! Thank you, honey. 26 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,497 Are they, uh, all gonna be up with us in first class? 27 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,042 Ay, no, silly. Coach. You think I'm made of money? 28 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,961 Of course not. 29 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,631 [Ll/ian], /~ hey, heyj 30 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,802 ,/' hey, hey hey, heyj 31 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:36,180 ,/' hey, hey heyw 32 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:44,730 we're gonna go to a luau, swim with the Miami dolphins, 33 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:47,233 take a tour in one of those, the— [ Imitating rotor blades ] 34 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:50,194 Helicopter. Helicopter. Mm-hmm. Yes! 35 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,196 [I Jay] I den '1' like activities. 36 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,533 I wanted to hang out with Gloria and read my Robert ludlum novels. 37 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,286 I got eight of 'em loaded up on my book reader thing here. 38 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,288 I mean, I love my family. 39 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:02,182 I love 'em at dinners, I love 'em at barbecues, 40 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,750 but do I have to love 'em in Hawaii? 41 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,752 Thanks, Daryl. 42 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:09,797 I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. 43 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,258 Just kidding. I'm fine. [ Lily coo/fig ] 44 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,802 Hey! 45 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:18,681 Daryl, I know these guys. Can I borrow your hat? This will be hilarious. 46 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,766 Okay. No. 47 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,020 [Cameron ] Aloha, uncle Phil! Hey! You guys excited about the trip? 48 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,480 Oh, we're so excited. You know, this is my first time. 49 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,441 Really? Yeah, I know it's surprising. 50 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,110 People always say I scream “Hawaii.” who says that? 51 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,695 People. What people? 52 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,573 You don't know them. 53 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,951 [ Phil] Hey, Lily! Hi. Oh, no! Oh, n... 54 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,829 I forgot my wallet. Oh, that's all right. I have cash. 55 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,373 No, no. I can't get on the plane without my ID. 56 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,043 Thanks a lot, cam. How is this my fault? 57 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:49,628 Because if you had done what I asked you to do this morning, 58 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:52,712 then I wouldn't have been ovennhelmed and I would have remembered my wallet. 59 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:57,345 All right. We still need to pack Lily's toys, print the boarding passes. 60 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,389 Oh, stop the newspaper. 61 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,200 Wait. What are you doing? I just packed those. 62 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:05,353 She just looks so cute in this outfit. I want her looking her best for Jasper. 63 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,146 Nothing you just said made any sense to me. 64 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,958 Jasper and his mother are coming over for a playdate. We scheduled it weeks ago. 65 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,342 - — We're about to leave for the airport. - Not for an hour. 66 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:15,547 - And this is the only time Jasper could do it. - How full is Jasper's calendar? 67 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,948 This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. 68 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,909 He's a legacy at happy time preschool. 69 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,712 - — We're kissing up to a 10—month—old? - I just want him to like us. 70 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,663 [Doorbell rings] Okay, that's them. 71 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:27,208 Butjust in and out. We still have a million things to do. 72 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:30,211 Would you relax? You always worry. It always gets done. 73 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:35,674 Oh, and we're methodists, so... 74 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:38,052 Uh, who am I kidding? I'm not making this flight. 75 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:41,680 Uh—uh. I can get you home and back before the plane takes off. Let's go. 76 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,351 Daryl— [ Clears throat] See if you can stall the plane. 77 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,520 That's—! Will get to you later. 78 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,897 I really— / really don't think there's enough time. 79 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,649 Go. I'll meet you at the gate. Go. 80 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,568 - — But you won't get on the plane without me, right? - Oh. Well... 81 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,737 Seriously? You were gonna get on the plane? Cam! 82 00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:57,988 Just go! 83 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:00,533 [ Phil ] Nope. Gotta get that one. 84 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,243 Okay. I can't... 85 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:05,121 Oh! That's as fast as she goes. All right. Just drive. 86 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:07,289 Just drive. I'll get the luggage! 87 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,376 Hey, check out that cute guy. 88 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:13,462 [ Chuckles ] He's out of your league. He '3 read/77g a book. 89 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:15,214 I know. 90 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:18,068 [ Woman on ra. I if there are any passengers that require special assistance... 91 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:21,720 - — Here today, gone to Maui! - Hey. You seen Phil? 92 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:24,306 - — Oh, he drove Mitchell back to get his wallet. - What? 93 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:28,310 Yeah. He said he's gonna make it back in time, but I think it's gonna be close. 94 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:31,147 So he left me here. 95 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:34,442 Haley is still asleep, and lha ve no idea where Luke is. 96 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:38,154 - And are you even ready? - My bag's in the living room. Everything's gonna be okay. 97 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,406 Okay. Fine. I'm sorry. I'm a little tense. 98 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,908 Coffee'll help that. You're right. 99 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,786 We've been over this. Air travel is incredibly safe. 100 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,872 I know. I know. But at the end of the day, 101 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,958 it is still a building on its side being thrown from one place to another. 102 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,044 With a movie. Not helping. 103 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,672 You wanna take something, maybe calm your nerves? 104 00:04:56,755 --> 00:05:00,217 No. No. I wanna be alert if the kids need me. 105 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:03,762 What a mom. Sometimes I wish you were my mom. 106 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:06,849 Oh, god, Phil. I'm already feeling a little queasy. 107 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,311 I hate this feeling. I hate it. 108 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,855 And it's just gonna get worse and worse until the flight. 109 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:16,108 Hey! It's gonna be fine. 110 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:18,319 Uncle Phil's here. 111 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,405 Great job, buddy! First one ready. 112 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,074 Haley and Alex, let's go! 113 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,784 [ Sneezes ] Bless you. 114 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,162 [Alex] Coming. All right. Come on, girls. 115 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,663 [ Beeping ] Okay. 116 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,082 This is why we practice. Come on through. Come through. 117 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,710 Fifteen seconds. Are we ready? I think so. 118 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,462 It's go time. [ Rapid beeping ] 119 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,964 Straight to the car. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. 120 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,342 Go, go, go, go, go. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. 121 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,844 Straight through. Let's go. Let's go. Very nice! 122 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:46,013 Hey! I think we got an extra couple of seconds. 123 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,556 No, we don't. [Alex] Dad, come on! 124 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:50,768 [ Woman on ra. I ...May now board through gate 7. 125 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:54,688 Mmm. I will never get tired of this. 126 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:58,692 Me neither. You know what would be cool, mom? What's that? 127 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:03,781 If the plane flew into a storm and crash—landed onto an island like in lost. 128 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:12,248 Ow. Ow. Ow. 129 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,918 Something wrong there, cam? Well, I'm just breaking in a new pair of hiking shoes. 130 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,504 This always happens. All the men in my fam/ly have wide ankles. 131 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:21,382 I have an uncle that can only wear bell bottoms. Hand to god. 132 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:24,718 I wasn't doubtin' ya. Just why are you wearing the hiking shoes? 133 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,972 Surprise! What, again? 134 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,516 Every morning the whole family's gonna go hiking. 135 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:33,852 Then at the end of the week, we all gonna make it to the top of the volcano. 136 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:35,729 [Chuckling] Every morning, huh? 137 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:39,024 Yes. When cam suggested it, I knew you were gonna love it. 138 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,360 Oh, so this was your idea? Happy birthday, Jay. 139 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,571 Ah, thanks, buddy. Ow. 140 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:46,198 Hi, sweetheart! [ Gloria ] She is smiling! 141 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:48,701 - I'm going hiking! - [ Gloria speaking Spanish ] 142 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:49,785 Yeah. 143 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:56,333 [ Register beeping ] Thank you. 144 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,378 Look, mom, I'm pregnant. Yeah. You still gotta take your dramamine. 145 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:02,214 Oh, does somebody get a little motion sickness? [ Loud clap ] 146 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,593 Yeah, I throw up all the time. Oh, well, then dramamine's the way to go. 147 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:08,095 [ Loud clapping ] What the hell are you doing? 148 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,848 Oh, I'm just trying to keep her awake so she'll sleep on the plane. 149 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,351 Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's-it's very stressful. 150 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,604 Uh, last year I flew back from New York... 151 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:20,566 Next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight, and it was hell. 152 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,110 I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall... 153 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,654 Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny. 154 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:27,823 Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot. 155 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,868 [Voice breaking ] All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story. 156 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:34,496 Five hours of this. [English accent] I just want to dance at the ballet! 157 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:42,129 Dramamine. Oh, I wish I had that the last time I flew. 158 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,090 Tell you, the plane was rocking up and down, back and forth. 159 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:47,635 I thought the wings were gonna snap off, honestly. 160 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,720 Okay, you do it yourself. Use your teeth. 161 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,850 I—is this the best way to go? What about the freeway? 162 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,977 Relax, punkin. I got this. 163 00:07:57,061 --> 00:07:59,313 It's all about knowing the route. 164 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,733 You're talking to a guy who made his way through college by driving a pedicab. 165 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,818 You know what one of those is? Yes. Yes. 166 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,613 I just saw one pass us. [ Cell phone ringing] 167 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,448 Quick— who sang “evil woman”? What? 168 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,368 Elo! [ Claire ] Phil, where the hell are you? 169 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:16,121 Uh, let's see. Oh, shoot! I just missed my turn. 170 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,831 You're supposed to be here with me. 171 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:20,875 I told you, I get more and more freaked out as we get closer to the flight. 172 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,719 Well, I know, but mitch— Okay, you know what? 173 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:27,007 I was counting on you to be here, so thanks a lot. 174 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:28,759 [Beeps] 175 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,223 She's pretty tightly wound. 176 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,225 Some people are just built that way. 177 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:39,019 [ Shouting ] Honestly, could you drive any slower? 178 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:42,231 Guess where the world's largest wind generator is. 179 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,525 Is it right behind me? 180 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,652 Nope. It's on the island of oahu. 181 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:49,738 I'm thinking about using it mrnysongabouthawaw what song? 182 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,241 Didn't mom tell you? Surprise! 183 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,536 The whole family's putting on a show for you for your birthday. 184 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,831 Everybody's performing. Even Phil brought his dummy. 185 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,250 Isn't that great? [ Chuckling ] 186 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,293 Jay? Oh, hnsony 187 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,296 I was just thinking how tragic it would be if I fell into that volcano. 188 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,881 A y, pap/I don't say that. 189 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,551 Ow, ow, ow. 190 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,470 Not yet, sweetie. Not yet. 191 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,599 See? He's perfect. 192 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,936 Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it. He's so mature. 193 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,688 [Alex] What about Dylan .7 194 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,107 Dylan's no that guy. 195 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,525 [Knocking] 196 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,651 Haley! Come on! 197 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,653 We're leaving in two minutes! Get up! 198 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,738 [ Door slams ] 199 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,908 Oh, my god! Oh, no. Is it tomorrow? 200 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,077 Dylan! What are you doing here? 201 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,912 I was gonna go, but then you fell asleep, 202 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:42,291 and since you're leaving for a week, I want to stare at you as long as I could. 203 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,710 You have to go. My parents are gonna think we did it. 204 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,129 [ Scoffs ] As if. 205 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,090 Get out of the house and make sure that nobody sees you. 206 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,092 I'll miss you. 207 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:55,596 When you're gone, it's like I'm this prisoner trapped in a cell of loneliness. 208 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,866 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's beautiful, but you have to go. 209 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,391 Okay. 210 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,442 [ Claire ] Lhate this feeling. I hate it. 211 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,028 And it's just gonna get worse and worse until the flight. 212 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,489 Hey! It's gonna be fine. 213 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,658 Uncle Phil's here. 214 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,620 Great job, buddy! First one ready. [Luke ] Thanks. 215 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,747 Haley and Alex, let's go! [Alex] Coming. 216 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,457 [ Sneezes ] Bless you. 217 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,751 [Alex] Coming. All right. Come on, girls. 218 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,252 [ Beeping ] Okay. 219 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,755 This is why we practice. Come on through. Come through. 220 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,216 Fifteen seconds. Are we ready? [ Alex, Luke ] Yes. 221 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,301 It's go time. [ Rapid beeping ] 222 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,678 Straight to the car. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. 223 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,181 Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. Straight through. 224 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,267 [Phil] Very nice! [ Claire ] All right. Let's go. Let's go. 225 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,228 Hey! I think we got an extra couple of seconds. 226 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,855 No, we don't. [Alex] Dad, come on! 227 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:49,942 [ Beeping continues ] 228 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:54,446 [Sustained tone] 229 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,791 - Oh, no! - What? 230 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,459 My keys! 231 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,214 Stay awake, sweetie. Stay awake. 232 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,259 Whee! Oh, no. 233 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,095 This is where your realtor training comes in handy. 234 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,723 Looks like a standard Porter and sons d-model top lock. 235 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,810 [ Clears throat] One quick swipe oughta pop it. 236 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,646 All aboard. 237 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,857 Okay. There we go. 238 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,859 Nice and easy. Whoa. 239 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,570 Yeah, you're pinching. You're pinching. I'm sorry. 240 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:38,365 If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. 241 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,660 Every realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. 242 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:45,122 The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, 243 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,124 but not me. 244 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,960 I'm completely clueless. 245 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,045 You're sure I'm not too heavy? 246 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,548 Please, you weigh less than my paintball gear. 247 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,301 Okay. Yup. There we go. We are in. 248 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,595 Off—load. On we go. Squeezing. 249 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,972 I'm going for a ride. You all right? 250 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,974 Yup. I'm good. I'm good. 251 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,896 What are you doing? Just making it a little tougher on the next guy. 252 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,231 You got to get up pretty early— son of a... 253 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,400 Are you all right? Yes, I am. 254 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,611 Just, uh, almost killed myself on your fire truck. 255 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,071 That's not ours. That's Jasper's. You know Jasper? 256 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:21,033 I sold a house to his parents. How did you ever get a playdate with him? 257 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,660 Let's go! Please, can— yeah. Okay. 258 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,289 [Haley] Look at him. He's sketching. 259 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,334 He's like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. 260 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,377 I bet he goes to art school. 261 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,671 Do you think he's sketching us? 262 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:38,258 Yeah. “Us.” 263 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:41,195 [ Woman on P.A. I check-in for the 5:30 flight to Boston may board at this time. 264 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,221 And contact. 265 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,223 [ Cell phone ringing ] 266 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,603 Ugh! It's Dylan. 267 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,023 “I'm trapped.” yeah, yeah, yeah. What a drama queen. 268 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:01,573 We will go whale washing, explore the tropical forest, get back into the nature. 269 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,659 [ Manny] That sounds fun. Ll/lm-hmm. 270 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,786 Thanks. Thank you. 271 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,788 [ Woman on P.A. ] Your attention, please. 272 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,499 Will ll/lann y delgado please report to gate 22-a? 273 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:14,002 Li/lann y delgado to gate 22-a. 274 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:18,131 Check it out, grandpa. The dramamine's working. I'm not dizzy. 275 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,842 Yeah. Oh, watch the drink, kid. 276 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,469 [ Crunch] Ooh! Ooh, my ludlums! 277 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:26,890 I'm sorry, grandpa. All right. Relax, relax. We might be okay here. 278 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,855 It's not fair. It's not fair. 279 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,944 Excuse me, ma'am. Is this Manny delgado? 280 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,988 Yes. — your son's name is on a no-fly list. 281 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:44,783 A y, please, we've been through this at the check—in. He's not the same Manny delgado. 282 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,160 I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel. 283 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,597 - — We just have a few questions to ask. - No, this is a mistake. 284 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,915 Where is my husband? Wait. Jay! Step this way, ma'am. 285 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,585 Ma'am, step this way, please. Son, step this way. Jay! No pushing. Jay! 286 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,425 You make it a double? I'm traveling with my family. 287 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,301 No problem. 288 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,767 Must be a lot easier just living with a guy. 289 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,020 Yeah, life would be simpler if I was gay. 290 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,147 Do you think you could get in the fast Lane? 291 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:18,525 Oh, I could totally get in the fast Lane. I mean the road. 292 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,153 [Phone beeping ] Oh, I'm getting a text. What does it say? 293 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,822 Um— oh, g— well, it's nothing. It's the alarm company. 294 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,199 It says your house was broken into. What? 295 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,286 Ifsnoflfing. Theyfl take care of it. Just drive! What happened? 296 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,955 [Alarm blaring ] 297 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,544 Okay, fun airport game. Mm-hmm. 298 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,027 You pick out a traveler, you come up with their entire story. 299 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,049 Okay. This guy, his name's Henry. 300 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:45,177 He's on his way to Phoenix to visit his grandmother, whose name is, uh... 301 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,179 Oh! Pass. 302 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,181 - — Too hard. Your turn. - Okay. Fine. 303 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,350 I see a woman, uh, wracked with fear, whose husband has abandoned her. 304 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,561 - Where? Where? Who is she? - Me. 305 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,938 I made it perfectly clear to Phil that I needed him here. 306 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,483 Oh. It's going around. Mitchell's mad at me too. 307 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,503 He thinks because I didn't help him pack this morning, he forgot his wallet. 308 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,780 I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be snippy. 309 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,574 It's just... I'm a little upset with cam. 310 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:11,286 I needed his help this morning, and he let me down. 311 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,706 That doesn't sound like him. You asked him to do something and he didn't do it? 312 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:17,834 But he never asked! I mean, all he said was, 313 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,921 “Lily's bag needs to be packed and the newspaper needs to be canceled.” 314 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,090 That sounds to me like he was asking for help. 315 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:26,384 Sounds to me like you expected him to read your mind. 316 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,221 - — What am I, a psychic? - No! It's not about reading minds. 317 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,431 It's about knowing what your partner needs. 318 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,017 Here's an idea: Just say “help me.” 319 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,103 You don't even have to say “me,” just “help.” 320 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,873 Then he'll know exactly what you want. You won't have to get all mad. 321 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,566 I'm not mad. It's just... 322 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,987 You wanna believe you're on the same wavelength as someone, and then it's just... 323 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,406 It's a little disheartening when you find out you're not. 324 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,700 That's all. 325 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,537 What's frustrating is I would do anything for Mitchell, 326 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,581 and—and frankly, it's a little hurtful that he doesn't know that. 327 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,671 So, airports, huh? 328 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,048 Yeah. 329 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:09,094 Are you drawing something there? Yeah. It's no good. 330 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,347 Tortured artist. Classic. 331 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,391 Oh, yeah. 332 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,687 It's a robot. Oh, yeah. Sure is. 333 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,897 What's behind him? A dinosaur. 334 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,984 It's for school. We're supposed to make a comic strip. 335 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,611 We had to do that too, back in the eighth... 336 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,991 [Laughs] He was 14 years old. 337 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,993 Shut up. 338 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,787 “He's my soul mate.” 339 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,665 [Laughing] 340 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,920 [ Laughing continues] 341 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,566 [ Man on P.A. I this is the final boarding announcement for... 342 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,259 [ Man belches] 343 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,096 What you drinking? 344 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:58,310 Dad. Hey. Mostly tonic actually, thanks to my new sponsor here. 345 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,646 Mmm. I'm a little jittery about flying. 346 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,982 What are you talking about? You fly all the time. 347 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,860 Yeah, I know. This started just in the last couple years. 348 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,780 I think I'm just— I'm nervous 'cause I've got so much to lose now, you know? 349 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,533 What about you? I'm taking a break from my vacation. 350 00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,577 We haven't even started yet. 351 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,330 Well, I gotta figure, I might not have a lot of time for myself, 352 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,725 you know, what with the luaus, the hiking, the talent shows. 353 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,876 Are you not happy that we're coming with you? 354 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,503 It's just not what I expected. 355 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,089 But, dad, doesn't it feel good to know... 356 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:32,260 That your whole family is willing to drop everything to be with you, 357 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,347 to fly across the ocean in a steel coffin? 358 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,890 I'm gonna finish that. 359 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,975 It's not you guys. I love the family. 360 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,560 Mm-hmm. 361 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,521 It just kinda feels like Gloria's going out of her way... 362 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,607 Not to spend time with me. 363 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,653 You don't believe that, do you? 364 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:54,324 Oh, come on, dad! That is so crazy and so adorable. 365 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,827 That woman loves you. 366 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,164 Well, I didn't say I wasn't lovable. 367 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:06,670 It's not every wife that would spend the money to fly a family to Hawaii. 368 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,006 Okay. Where does everybody think Gloria's money comes from? 369 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,885 [ Door buzzes ] 370 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:18,056 So, what kind of business did you have in Japan? I've never been to Japan. 371 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,685 You didn't go to Osaka November 2003 to attend an electronics trade show? 372 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,270 I was four. 373 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,273 Enough. Why don't you question the other people on the gate, huh? 374 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,316 Did you see the old lady with the cane? 375 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,295 What if she has a ceramic knife in there that can go through the metal detector? 376 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,281 And yet you waste your time harassing a little kid. 377 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:38,451 Ma'am, you seem to know an awful lot about sneaking contraband on to a plane. 378 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,453 Yeah, I'm Colombian. 379 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,664 Have you ever been to Japan? 380 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,749 I would like to make a phone call. 381 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,103 [Ll/ian on P.A. I ladies and gentlemen, preboarding for our fl/ght to Maui .. 382 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,087 Will begin in the next few minutes. 383 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,715 Luke, please stop spinning. Sorry. 384 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,217 Now make the airport stop spinning. 385 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,428 [Phil] We made it! Claire! 386 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,805 [ Claire ] Oh, my god. Thank god you're here. 387 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,807 Hi! Oh, honey! 388 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,767 I am so sorry. It was my fault. 389 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,173 It wasn't your fault. I should have known what you wanted. 390 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,399 Are you drunk? Kinda. 391 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,651 And once I spent a week in Cancun, 392 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,029 which, by the way, did not live up to the hype. 393 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,117 Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on? 394 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,161 We're almost done here, sir. 395 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:24,289 - So you and your son are traveling together? - Yes. 396 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:28,001 Then why are you departing Maui on different dates? 397 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:32,505 Well, because he's traveling back home with his family. 398 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,591 What? Surprise! 399 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,384 They're only staying for six days. 400 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,095 The rest of the time it's only you and me. Really? 401 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,307 Mm—hmm. I wanted to spend some time alone with my husband... 402 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:46,436 Drink cocktails by the pool, sleep in. 403 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,857 I could not love you any more than I do right now. 404 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,651 [Whispers ] I also found a topless beach. 405 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,280 I was wrong. [ Kisses ] 406 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,328 [Beeps] Mr. Jackson, have a great flight. 407 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,246 It's to the left. Oh, gorgeous! 408 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,099 Oh, thank you. It's vintage. Think he meant Lily. 409 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,583 You don't know that. 410 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,753 Hey, there's another hottie for you at 5:00. 411 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,755 I think he's an alt/st. 412 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,757 It's whale “watching.” 413 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,718 Whale washing. Watching. 414 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,762 Washing. That's close enough. 415 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,765 Have a good flight, sir. [Phil] Ouick, do your zombie impression. 416 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,101 Shehasntbeen dnnmng, hasshe? Oh, no, no, no. 417 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:29,062 She's— she's hilarious. Okay, let's do bride of Frankenstein. 418 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,398 Oh! [ Imitating crashing noises] 419 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,650 It's so, so good. 420 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:39,531 English - us — psdh