1 00:00:03,254 --> 00:00:05,506 Good afternoon. Thanks for coming. 2 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:09,468 It's so nice to spend my birthday surrounded by so many smiling faces. 3 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,975 I was almost too depressed to come today. 4 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:19,437 Ireahzed I let my childhood slip away. 5 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,874 [ Claire ] Come on, everybody! 6 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:24,358 We're gonna be late for Manny's birthday. 7 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:27,111 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 8 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,156 I'm ready, mom. You sure, honey? 9 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:32,158 Yup. Wanna take a quick peek at your feet? 10 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,078 Oh, come on, Luke. 11 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:40,374 Are you gonna walk faster, or should I get Lily's stroller out of the car and push you? 12 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,811 Would you relax? The restaurant's five minutes away from here. 13 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:46,422 - Oh, free lotion. — stop stopping to smell the roses. Manny's present. 14 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:49,065 - — Oh, you are such a pritchett. - What's that supposed to mean? 15 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,260 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 16 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:54,222 - I'm looking for the keys! - Of course you are. 17 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:57,725 I like being on time. It's easy, 'cause I'm organized. 18 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,477 Not my wife. 19 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,456 You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles, 20 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,291 she'd have learned to move a little bit faster. 21 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,150 Ay. Sorry, sorry. 22 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,903 I couldn't find my earring. 23 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,988 So what were we talking about, huh? 24 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:14,367 ,/' hey, heyj 25 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:16,452 ,/' hey, heyj 26 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,496 ,/' hey, heyj 27 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,539 ,/' hey, heyj 28 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:21,666 j“ hey if 29 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,087 honey, come on. We're gonna be late. Let's go. 30 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:29,090 Yeah, yeah, just filling out the application to family camp. Oh. 31 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,693 You don't win the dirty dancing competition and not go back to defend your crown. 32 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,970 Mmm. That's right. Come on, honey. 33 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:36,305 But... shoot for the king, 34 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,809 you'd better kill him. 35 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,894 Every summer we spend a week at family camp. 36 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:46,315 It's just like regular camp, but with the family! Yeah. 37 00:01:46,399 --> 00:01:49,235 I don't think that needed any clarification, Phil. 38 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,736 Somebody's still a little touchy... 39 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,446 About losing last year's color war. Not. 40 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,115 She was on team blue, 41 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:58,244 or as I like to refer to them, as team blue—ser. 42 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,037 And I was on white. That's good. 43 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:02,915 And if you ain't white, you ain't right! 44 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:05,209 Phil, have you learned nothing? 45 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,962 [ Claire whispers] That's true. 46 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,631 My good man. 47 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,349 [Car door opens, slams] [ Mouthing words] 48 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:23,394 Okay, come on, everybody. Front door. Now! 49 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,022 Claire, relax. It takes 15 minutes to get there. 50 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:28,025 - — It takes 20 minutes. - If we take your route. 51 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:30,526 - — My way is the most direct. - Directly into traffic. 52 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:34,488 Your way is directly into... the suckiest way. 53 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:37,783 - — You wanna make this interesting? - I don't think that's possible. 54 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:41,245 - — We take two cars and see who gets there first. - Fine. Fine. Let's do that. 55 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:44,999 - — It's on. - Yeah! It is on. I'll take the girls. 56 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,084 Luke, your dad and I are splitting up. Why? 57 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,503 Another one of their stupid arguments. Okay. 58 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,714 I'll go with dad. No, no, buddy. Come with me. 59 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:52,965 [Grunts] 60 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:55,259 Prepare to be— my shoes. 61 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,137 [ Door closes ] Come on, Phil. 62 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:03,351 How do I look? Like al Capone. 63 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:05,936 Thanks. Happytflnhday, md. 64 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,232 Whoa. A bb gun? 65 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,735 Enjoy. That's the best gift my dad ever gave me. 66 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,321 My keys are nowhere. We're gonna have to go in your car. 67 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,449 It's in the shop. Where was the last place you put your keys? 68 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:22,036 So now it's my fault? Where was the last place you put my keys? 69 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,580 In your hand, when I bought you the car. 70 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,375 Hey, Jay, on the box it says ages 16 and up. 71 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,585 Is this an appropriate gift for me? 72 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,629 Are you kidding me? You were born 16. 73 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,507 We wouldn't be having this problem if you hadn't lost the spare set. 74 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,468 I didn't lose them. Somebody came in here and stole them. 75 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,053 And left the car. 76 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,348 What do you mean, I was born 16? 77 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,308 I'm just saying, you were never much of a kid, 78 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,727 and that's a good thing, 'cause I never liked kids. 79 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:48,312 You ought to try the fridge, 80 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,272 'cause that's where we found your cell phone. 81 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,066 It was only one time, Jay, 82 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,819 and you know I always eat after I talk to my mother. 83 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,239 Happy birthday, old man. 84 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,617 Well, /'|/e forgotten a lot of things in my life, 85 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,078 but what Jay said hit me hard. 86 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,288 I'd forgotten to have a childhood. 87 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:09,333 Dad, that was a stop sign. I'll stop twice on the way back. 88 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:12,086 Oh, good. It'll give us a chance to pick up that hubcap you lost... 89 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,422 Cutting through the temple parking lot. 90 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,090 Yellow. Yellow! 91 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,883 [ Engine accelerating ] Okay. 92 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:21,512 Are you seeing this? We are making every light, and we don't even have to speed. 93 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,180 The system works. 94 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,558 Mom? I know. I went a little fast back there. 95 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:28,894 But really, 40 is the same as 35. You say that a lot. 96 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,688 [ Chuckles ] 97 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:33,607 I don't think you two appreciate what's at stake here. Our lives? 98 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:37,003 You know I love your mother, but I think you also know a certain look she gets that says, 99 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,904 “just listen to me. I'm always right.” 100 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,574 You mean her face? Now we're getting this. 101 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:44,535 If we're right this one time, then we never have to be right again. 102 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:48,747 When she says, “that balloon can't carry a person, Phil,” I say, “Manny's birthday.” 103 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:51,667 Take a jacket, Alex. I think it's gonna rain. Manny's birthday. 104 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,687 Don't look at me. Look at the road. Manny's birthday. 105 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,605 No, dad, look at the road! There's a truck! [ Horn honks] 106 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,107 Sweet baby Jesus! [ Brakes screeching ] 107 00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:01,010 We are so kicking your dad's butt! We are the best ones! 108 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,971 How come you and dad are breaking up? What? 109 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:07,975 It was just a little disagreement. Can't you just work it out? 110 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,978 Oh, sweetie, you thought that when I said we were splitting up... 111 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,355 No. No, your dad and I are fine, honey. 112 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:16,942 We just were gonna take separate cars to see who could get to the restaurant faster. 113 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:20,905 Oh, that's a relief. Oh, you must have been feeling awful back there. 114 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,991 I am so sorry. It's okay. 115 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,543 Why did you say you'd go with your dad? 116 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,172 [Alex] Great. Mom gets to be right again. 117 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,341 Hey, bad attitudes lose races. 118 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,886 No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races. 119 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,199 We should call the cops and say mom's car was stolen. 120 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,600 - They arrest her, we win. - No, they trace those calls. 121 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,686 But this is great. Thinking like a team. 122 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,480 Good practice for family camp. 123 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,609 We're, uh— We're doing that again? 124 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,944 Oh, yeah. 125 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,113 And this year I predict total white domination. 126 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,158 Mm-hmm. 127 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,869 Can't go back there. 128 00:06:08,953 --> 00:06:11,705 I heard this summer, there's gonna be a hoedown. 129 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:14,708 I can't. Haley! 130 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,586 I can't! I can't. 131 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:24,293 Eight minutes talking to the lady at the stationery store and still no present. 132 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:27,555 I think a new friend is like a present. Yeah, I read that card too. 133 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:30,158 Can we please just buy the next thing we see and get out of here? 134 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,268 Why can't you enjoy this? It's a beautiful afternoon. 135 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,728 Lily's with a sitter. The day is ours. 136 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,564 [Wheezing ] Helen! 137 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,983 Helen! 138 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,569 H-H—h-Helen. 139 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,404 [ Shouting ] Helen! 140 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,407 Oh, look at that. Another friend. Off we go. Very busy. 141 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:50,244 No. Stop. You are too tied to your rigid schedules. You're missing life. 142 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,247 It took all of two seconds to help this nice man. 143 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,958 Uh, well, w—wait. There's more. 144 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,710 Two seconds. Yeah. 145 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:01,297 Tell her I'm so sorry. I've always loved her. 146 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:05,718 He says he's so sorry and that he's always loved you! 147 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,387 Please come up and talk to me. 148 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,723 Please come up and talk to him! 149 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,975 His life would be empty without you! 150 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,227 I'm sorry I'm going off script. It just felt right. 151 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:19,231 Good— oh. Too late. 152 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:20,917 No. You know what? Give him your cell phone. 153 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,611 I'll chase Helen down and give her my phone. They can hash it out. 154 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:27,281 - — Are you— are you serious? - Yes, I'm serious as a heart attack. 155 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,957 You always do this. Now we're gonna be late to our own party. 156 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,626 Stop shouting! 157 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,002 Technically, I wasn't really... 158 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,922 Uh, yes, hello. Is Seymour butts there? 159 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:45,966 I never made a prank call, 160 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:49,428 never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like. 161 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:53,015 So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left. 162 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,684 Not lutz. I'm looking for butts. 163 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:58,687 Yes, I'm trying to get a hold of butts. 164 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:01,690 Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness. 165 00:08:01,774 --> 00:08:03,317 [ Phone beeps ] 166 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,819 Maybe if you had a system for where you leave things. 167 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:10,240 I have a system. I put down things, then I remember where I put them. 168 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:13,118 And that would preferable to, say, 169 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:17,039 putting them on the key holder which just happens to look like a large key? 170 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,166 Stop screaming! 171 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,339 - — What are you doing? - Turning back the clock. 172 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,424 [Keys jingling] 173 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,892 [ Gags, coughs ] 174 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:43,023 Disgusting. Don't judge me. You've never been married. 175 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:44,650 This never happened. 176 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,778 - I don't know what you're talking about. - That's a good man. 177 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,156 Boy. I'm a boy! 178 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,120 [Coughing] 179 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,372 You all right? You okay? 180 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,999 Well, why do you ask? 181 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,210 [Cell phone rings] Oh, okay. 182 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,170 Ithmk thsisforyou. [Beeps] 183 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,131 I don't know what to say to him. 184 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:10,092 Just open your heart and listen, Helen. Okay. 185 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,010 Hello? 186 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:13,095 [ Phone shatters] 187 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,266 I dropped your phone. 188 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,393 Yeah. I was here when it happened. 189 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,186 Okay. It's all right. We'll just... 190 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,731 I can't. I—I just can't. Helen, you have to try. 191 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:27,443 I once almost let my own fears stop me from embarking on a relationship, 192 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,279 and I would have lost the love of my life. 193 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,531 Hebn! Donam? 194 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,451 Cam? Hang on! Hang on, Helen! 195 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:38,245 I'll have you down in a jiffy. Hold on tight. 196 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,372 Ow. Nails. Helen, nails, nails, nails. 197 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:45,544 Helen. Helen. At least just give me a chance. 198 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,088 [Shouts] Give him a chance! She's right here. 199 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,972 - Cam, come on. We're running out of time. - We're running out of time? 200 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,594 Sensmve. Go to him. 201 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,430 Oh, it's nice that you care so much about us. 202 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,683 - Without love, we're nothing. - But what about his wife? 203 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:05,189 It was a pleasure meeting you both. Okay. 204 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:11,445 Igetfl, Luke. You think he's the fun one. That's why you'd go with him. 205 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,988 What? 206 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,532 You think your dad is more fun than I am. 207 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,576 Definitely. Definitely. 208 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,661 Dad's, like, crazy fun. Mm-hmm. 209 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,164 But you're nice. I'm nice? 210 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,208 Well, not now. 211 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,585 Tell him. Tell me what? 212 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,629 Nothing. Hey. 213 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,965 What do we call daddy's car, girls? [ Together] The cone of trust. 214 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,717 The cone of trust. Exactamundo. 215 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,928 Where you can speak your mind with no judgment. 216 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,971 So what is it? Boys? 217 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,015 Your bodies are changing? Eggs? 218 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,017 No! No. [Sighs] 219 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,728 We were just thinking that maybe... 220 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,939 Mmm? If— if you're open to it... 221 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:50,776 Dad, we love you, but we do not want to go to family camp this year. 222 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,823 Dad? Are you upset? 223 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,950 No. [ Sniffles ] 224 00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:00,661 Then what was that sniff? Sniff? What sniff? 225 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,747 I'm-i'm, uh— I'm actually relieved. 226 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,332 The day that I've been dreading... 227 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,168 Uh, the day when you two finally outgrow me has finally arrived, 228 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,254 and I'm handling it really well. 229 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,007 Dad, are you crying? Nope. 230 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,260 Are you sure you're okay? Yep. 231 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,971 Oh, my god, he is crying. I've never seen dad cry before. 232 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:22,933 But, dad, if you cry, then I'll cry! I'm not crying. 233 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,519 [ Sobbing ] We made our daddy cry! 234 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:29,106 You called me daddy! Because you are ourdaddy! 235 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,691 I'll always be your daddy! 236 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,110 [All sobbing] 237 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,196 - Don't cry, mom. - I am not crying. 238 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,992 Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke. 239 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,369 When I met your dad, I was fun too. 240 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,414 But I had to give all that up, because you can't have two fun parents. 241 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,291 That's a carnival. 242 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,878 You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school... 243 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,130 And pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? 244 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,301 Two fun parents. Mark my words. Mm-hmm. 245 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,886 [All sobbing] 246 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,721 Oh, my god! 247 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,099 You're fun too, mom. Uh-huh. 248 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:08,562 I just decided to go with dad because I think he'd need me more. 249 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:20,657 - — How come I do all the looking and you do all the sitting? - 'Cause you do all the losing. 250 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:24,620 Oh, and you're this close of doing all the sleeping in a tent in the backyard. 251 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,264 [ Drawer slams] Did you check your purse? 252 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,081 'Yes, of course. Wsabmpume 253 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,542 - — you might want to look again. - Okay. 254 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,336 I check. You rest. 255 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,796 [Keys jingle] 256 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,134 No. There's nothing. 257 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,261 You sure? Yes. 258 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,221 I've looked twice now. There's nothing. 259 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,266 Okay. Then you better call us a cab. 260 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,351 Manny! 261 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,353 Manny? 262 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,814 What the hell? Where'd that thing come from? 263 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:56,944 Christmas. Two years ago. Never took it out of the box. 264 00:12:57,027 --> 00:13:00,489 “Who would enjoy that?” I thought. A kid, that's who. 265 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,532 Well, come on. We've got your party. 266 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:06,203 What's the point? You were right. H was born 16. 267 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,580 I've lost my childhood. 268 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:11,750 Why did you want me to look again in my purse, Jay, huh? 269 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,795 Is it because you put the keys in there? No. Why? Did you find them? 270 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,005 Yes, I found them because you put the keys in there! 271 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,650 Manny, what the hell are you doing there? 272 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,426 He wants to cancel his party because he missed his childhood. 273 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,845 The party that I have rescheduled three times, 274 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,140 changing the restaurant twice so that the whole family could be together? 275 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:30,477 Please send my regrets. Now if I could have a little privacy... 276 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,690 Privacy? [5367 es la que me fa/taba a mi! Privacy en esta case! 277 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,608 That a skateboard down there? 278 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,129 - — The second thing that slipped right out from under me today. - Okay, time to get out. 279 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,406 - The first was my childhood. - I get it! 280 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,492 I am so sick of stubborn men. 281 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:49,538 You, you act like a little boy that doesn't want to accept that he's wrong. 282 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:53,333 And you like a sad old man that doesn't want to be happy! That's it! 283 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,460 - [ Bb fires] - [Air hissing] 284 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,379 You could have shot me! Come on, Manny. 285 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,631 I could've unbuttoned your shirt if I wanted to. 286 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,134 Now come here or sink! 287 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,220 And I'm taking this with me in the car. 288 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,098 I/émonos. 289 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,232 I know that face, Mitchell. And we're walking. I'm sorry. 290 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,877 It means you were right and I was wrong for trying to help two people. 291 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,361 Adulterers? Fair enough. 292 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,321 Actually, the most adult adulterers ever. 293 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:26,575 But my impulse was still right. Life is about being— oh, god. Here we go. 294 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,952 Yes. You know what? Here we do go. 295 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,371 It's about being spontaneous. 296 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,373 It's about throwing yourself into something, 297 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:36,084 not working long hours every night at the office. 298 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,854 It's every— [ Women] ,/' free your mind, /' 299 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,755 ,/', r [dance pop on speakers ] 300 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,381 What is this? I don't know. 301 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,509 Excuse me, constable. What is going on? 302 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:48,096 ,/' / wear t/ght clothing high-heeled shoes, /' 303 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,474 ,/' it doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute, no, no, r 304 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,018 oh, it's a flash mob! It's a flash mob! 305 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,062 Oh! We saw it on YouTube. Remember? 306 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,689 People get together and choreograph big dance numbers. 307 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,234 We should go. This is kind of weird. No, this is joyful, Mitchell. 308 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,487 You, of all people, should... 309 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:11,244 ,/' why, oh, wh y must it be this wayj 310 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,622 ,/', p [ I/oca/iz/ng ] 311 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,003 ,/' before you can read me you got to learn how to see me j 312 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,756 [Mitchell] Cam is right. I can be a little rigid. 313 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:27,844 So when Chad from accounting, who I always thought was gay but apparently... 314 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,805 Is not, 315 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,975 um, told me about this flash mob, I thought, hells yes! 316 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,686 Uh, we've been practicing after work a couple of nights a week. 317 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,398 And it's— it's been a big commitment, but it's totally worth it. 318 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:44,111 This dance is my love letter to cam. 319 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:48,406 J before you can read me you got to learn how to see me j 320 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:53,620 - j lsaio', free your mind and the rest will follow j - [ Mouthing words] 321 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:57,958 J be colorblind don't be so sha/lowj 322 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,627 j free your mind j 323 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,588 j and the rest will fol/owj 324 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,132 j be colorblind j 325 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,260 j don't be so shal/owj 326 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,429 j free your mind jj 327 00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,265 [woman ] All right! [ Scattered applause ] 328 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,601 [ Breathing heavily] Okay, so this is why I was rushing you around. Huh? 329 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,603 What do you think of me now? [ Chuckles ] 330 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,439 How could you, Mitchell? What? Cameron. 331 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,693 Cameron— not now, Donald! 332 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,863 Youdofunsufif [scofis] 333 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:31,575 You put that potato chip in my sandwich. That was a crunchy surprise. 334 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,410 Nope. That was your dad. 335 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,662 Everything fun is your dad. 336 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,999 Second Christmas, Italian accent night, this race. 337 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,210 Which we could've won. Your way is way faster. 338 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,172 It is, isn't it? 339 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,965 Buckle up, Luke. 340 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:50,093 Today you have two fun parents. 341 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,428 [ Tires squeal ] 342 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,680 Come on, mom. You can do it. That's right, I can. 343 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,350 Tell me the truth, Jay. Did you put the key in my bag? 344 00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:00,020 No. I won't be mad. 345 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,982 In order to prove a point, I may have... 346 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,568 I knew it! Oh! Ow! 347 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,029 Why did I get you such a big watch? 348 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,281 Why, Jay? What point do you have to prove? 349 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,242 I'm trying to teach you to be organized. Your mind is scattered, Gloria. 350 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,412 Your mind is gonna be scattered! Manny, hand me the gun! 351 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:21,124 I appreciate the gesture, and I'm not proud of how I'm feeling right now, 352 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,501 but the fact is, you cheated on me. 353 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,212 In what way did I cheat on y... 354 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,924 You cheated on me with choreography, and that is the worst kind. 355 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,842 Okay. Well, it really isn't. 356 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,511 You danced without me, Mitchell! 357 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:37,140 If I'd known it was my last summer there, I'd have gone for the lead in piopin. 358 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,562 Dad, look up ahead, coming at us. There's mom! Beat her! 359 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,857 I don't think he's in the mood for that right now. Hold on. No. 360 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,527 If ever a man needed a win, it's this man. 361 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,322 What do you say, dad? Okay. 362 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,074 This one's for family camp. 363 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,867 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 364 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,328 [Both] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Ohh! 365 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,580 This is so inappropriate! I love you! 366 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,165 [ Laughing] 367 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,085 [ Both ] Go! Go! Go! Go! Ohh! 368 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,170 [Yelling] 369 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,630 Mom, look out! [ Screams ] 370 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,756 Cam! Oh! 371 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,509 [ Tires screeching ] 372 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,805 Anybody hurt? 373 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,390 I am. 374 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,768 Ma'am. Hi. 375 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,522 I was almost too depressed to come today. 376 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,401 I realized I let my childhood slip away. 377 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,779 Look at Luke there, making one big straw out of three. 378 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,114 Never change, Luke. 379 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,742 [Slurping] I really thought it was too late for me. 380 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,829 But watching all of you acting like children, it hit me... 381 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,290 I've got plenty of time left to be a kid. 382 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,209 Anyway, happy birthday to me. 383 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,087 [All ] Happy birthday, Manny. 384 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,588 [Glasses clinking] 385 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,674 I have been a child. 386 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,218 I'm sorry I hid the keys. 387 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,054 I'm sorry I shoot the island. 388 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,848 We're totally racing home. 389 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,600 I'm way ahead of you, as usual. 390 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,693 - — They say it's going to be a rainy weekend. - They don't know. 391 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,696 I do. My knee's been singing all morning. 392 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,366 Unbelievable. 393 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,837 [Bb fires] Mother of g... 394 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,464 Put them down and walk away. 395 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,049 You know, Gloria... 396 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,686 J before you can read me you got to learn how to see me j 397 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:52,025 j lsaio', free your mind and the rest will fol/o w j 398 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,987 j be colorblind don't be so sha/lowj 399 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,990 j free your mind j 400 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,743 j and the rest will fol/owj 401 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,037 j be colorblind j 402 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,831 j don't be so shal/owj 403 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,917 j free your mind jj 404 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,552 English - us - psdh