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Yeah. Hey, mom.

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Listen to this card
dad got for grandpa Jay.

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“Hip-hip-hip hooray.

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Save the extra hip.
You'll need it someday.”

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'Cause he's old.

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Mmm. You're not giving him that.

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- Even if he drinks his other gift first?
- Nope.

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Ladies, do you remember
exactly one year ago today...

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When you did not have a gift for your
grandfather and it killed him just a little,

10
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so I suggested you start interviewing all the
members of the family for a video tribute?

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Well, check it and burn.
We totally did that.

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Almost.

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We just need to finish the editing.

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And you should talk.
You haven't even started on your gift yet.

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That's because I changed mine.

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I thought of a better
idea yesterday.

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I think I came up
with a better idea.

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Okay. My dad has a picture of me
and Mitchell when we were kids...

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Standing in our old backyard.

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We're gonna re—create
the picture.

21
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I did the same thing last year for my parents
for Christmas. It went over like gangbusters.

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You remember? Funny.

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Oh, I do. I do.

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Ohh. I do.

25
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Come on, girls. TV off.
It's your grandfather's birthday.

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We gotta start
taking this seriously.

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Permission to come aboard.

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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

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j“ hej/fif

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my best birthday memory:
I'm a teenager,

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and for some reason
I drag this boat out on the lake,

35
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and for hours,
I'm just lying there, fishing,

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alone with my thoughts.

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Fantastic. That's all I want this year.

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So, that's really going to be your day?
You're going fishing?

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With time out
for a gourmet lunch.

40
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Sausage of the month club
really nailed it in may.

41
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But, honey, no offense. They almost
lost me last month with that chorizo.

42
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Why no offense?

43
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It's a sausage.
It's not on our flag.

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Lily, what you doing here?

45
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Surprise! We were just on our way to
get Jay's cake and thought we'd pop by.

46
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Lily was driving me crazy all morning.
I had to get rid of her.

47
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She refuses to get dressed.

48
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Well, did you try bribing her?
Oh, no.

49
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Of course I did.
I cannot go back in there, Mitchell.

50
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Why did we ever decide
to have a kid? I don't know.

51
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I don't know.

52
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Come on.

53
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She loves you so much.

54
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Just this morning she was
looking at a picture of you,

55
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and I swear she was trying
to say your name.

56
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Really?

57
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Ay, I would love
to spend more time with her,

58
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but I have to go to the mall
to get Jay's gift for his birthday.

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I'm sorry, sweetie.
Gloria's busy. No, don't cry.

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We should go.

61
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Oh, maybe I can take her
with me. Okay. Bag's packed.

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Have fun. Bye, sweetie.

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Hey, cam. Oh, hey, Manny.

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Mom, is Jay still here?
No. He just left.

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Shoot

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why? What's up, pal?

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I'm going over to a friend's house
where I may have to use this thing.

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I only used it once, and that was
to take a torte out of the oven.

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Okay, well, first,
let's loosen this thing up.

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So what's her name?
How'd you know?

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Well, you're pretending to be something
you're not. Boys do that for girls.

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Or really dreamy boys.

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Her name's Tara.
We have great chats online.

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She's really smart and funny,
but she's on a softball team.

75
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Well, nobody's perfect.

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Hey, you know what? Why don't we
go outside and toss the ball around.

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Okay. Wow.

78
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And you know what?
I wouldn't worry too much.

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She's gonna like you
even if sports aren't your thing.

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Aren't my thing? I have a tennis racket
upstairs I only use as a bubble bath frother.

81
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Wow. How do you put this on?

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Excuse me, miss. Sorry.

83
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You answered to “miss.”

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Hilarious. Hey.

85
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Glen whipple— my college rival.

86
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Captain of the cheer squad,
winner of every robot battle.

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Every second I spent with the guy
just made me feel worse about myself.

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The only thing I could compete
with him in was close-up magic.

89
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Ah. Well, it's great to see you.

90
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Great to see you too.
And I believe this is yours.

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What? When? Hey, you
headed over to the card shop?

92
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I was in there earlier.
I got myself one of those musical cards.

93
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A little more expensive,
but I can swing it.

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Oh, well, great to see you.
Yeah.

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By the way, don't leave without
this quarter from behind your...

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Come on, Phil.

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Good luck, Dunphy.
I'm off to get some new cross trainers.

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I blow through them pretty fast
with all this power walking I'm into.

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Catch you later.

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Phil!

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Hey. Hey.

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What are you two doing here?
Shopping for tonight.

103
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Oh. I'll walk with you.

104
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Where were you heading?
The card store.

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What a beautiful child.

106
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You and your wife
must be so happy.

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Bye.

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I didn't think anything of it until other
people started making the same mistake.

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It reminded me
of a college job I had parking cars.

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One day / had
to park an Asian man'in.

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I'll never forget the looks / got
driving that baby down the block,

112
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and/ wasn't gonna dent this one.

113
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Hey, uh, what would you think
about swinging by the shoe store?

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Okay, let's go.

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I still can't believe all the
looks we got driving over here.

116
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And yet you wore the hat
the whole time.

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Don't you think we should park on the next
block over? This is all permit parking.

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No. We used to live here. It's fine.
Yeah, still, I— oh.

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I don't think anybody's home.

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You don't?
Here. Hang on to this.

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What? Where are you
going? The backyard.

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We'll take this picture really quickly,
and then we'll just get out of here.

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No, let's just— let's just wait
for them to come home.

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Okay, that—that's trespassing.

125
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No, it's not.
We used to live here.

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I don't think that does what you think
it does. Of course you would baby out,

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because this is just like
pool—hopping all over again.

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I don't see
what was fun about that.

129
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It made going in grandma's pool
less special.

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Why don't you try being
a little less special?

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Oh...

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Is it far?

133
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Hello. Hi. It's Sandra
from the dog groomer.

134
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/'n7 trying to reach Gloria.
Stella is ready.

135
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Oh, I must have her phone.
She probably grabbed mine again.

136
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Listen. This is her husband.

137
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You have my number right
there probably. Give that a call.

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Oh, okay. Thanks.

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Yeah, it's me again.
I'll be right there.

140
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Yeah, I did blame her
for no reason.

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You have a little bit of an attitude,
you know that?

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You know who did your job
in my day? A hose.

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Okay, a little to your left.
Yes, okay.

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Right there. That's it.
Perfect. Okay. Hurry.

145
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And I was right— quickly.

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Here. Okay. Fast.

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Here we go.

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It's weird being back here, isn't it?
I know.

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Everything looks exactly the
same. Except for the fence.

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Yeah, what's with that? Who are
they trying to keep out anyway?

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I don't know.

152
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Oh. Oh, god.

153
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Oh, god. Oh, god.
Oh, wow. Oh, my god.

154
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No, it's okay. He might be friendly.
He's nice. He's so— he's nice.

155
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Oh! Oh, g0m

156
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So not nice.

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Hurry. Hurry, hurry. Oh, god.

158
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Now what do we do? Well, you could
try telling him we used to live here.

159
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They're never coming home.
We need to call someone.

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Use your phone.
Mine's down there getting rabies on it.

161
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No, I left mine in your car.
What?

162
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Well, I didn't wanna ruin
the line in my pants. Oh, god.

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Oh, look. Somebody's coming.

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No. Okay, that is what happens...

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When you park without a permit.

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Stop! That's ours!
We're up here!

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Stop!

168
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He ignored me.

169
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He didn't stop
for the screaming sailor in a tree?

170
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Give me your shoe.

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You think that wolf down there's
gonna be afraid of a shoe?

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No. No, I don't.

173
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Wha— what are you doing
with dad's wine?

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Getting comfortable. Eesh.

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We could be up here...
For a really long time.

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Whoa. Where did you learn
how to do that?

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Where did you get
a sailor's suit on short notice?

178
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Fair enough. Mm-hmm.

179
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Ew. It's Merlot.

180
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Hello.

181
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Manny!
Hey, how did it go with Tara?

182
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It's still going on.

183
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The catch part went fine, mostly.
I took a running dive into the dirt.

184
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Well, did you
at least catch the ball?

185
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I was trying to throw the ball. I'm in
her bathroom looking for band-aids.

186
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I'm trying to get up the nerve
to tell her how I feel.

187
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Well, just be honest.

188
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She intimidates me. Every time /
open my mouth, I say something stupid

189
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I called her bedroom “fantazing.”
that's not even a word.

190
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Are you okay in there, Manny?

191
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Yeah. I'm just
water washing my hands!

192
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Help me. Tell me what to say.

193
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Okay, how about this?

194
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You are the prettiest, smartest,
funniest girl in the sixth grade.

195
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I know you're only 11, but I
can't stop thinking about you.

196
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I've loved talking
to you online.

197
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I think we should become
boyfriend and girlfriend.

198
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Oh, no, it's not what you think.
I'm talking to a little boy.

199
00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,460
Oh.

200
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,385
Hello.

201
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,721
She's not with me, cam.
I got her phone.

202
00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,931
Why are you crying?

203
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,600
How do you get kicked
out of a bakery?

204
00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:22,020
- Well, that'll do it. — I'm sorry to
ask you to get your own birthday cake,

205
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:26,275
but I can't get a hold of
any-anyone else. Can't do it.

206
00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:30,529
I'm on my way to the lake, finally.
Just get something at the grocery store.

207
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,407
I am not getting you
a grocery-store cake.

208
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:38,078
Gloria asked me to handle this. She's gonna
yell at me, Jay. She can be mean in Spanish.

209
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Okay, fine.

210
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,166
- — Let's wrap this up, Princess.
- Okay. Love you. Bye.

211
00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,793
What are you guys doing?

212
00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:46,879
Just editing our
birthday tribute to grandpa.

213
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Some of the interviews I
did didn't turn out so well.

214
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,301
That's okay. We'll just use the
best stuff from what we all got.

215
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Okay, Haley,
talk about grandpa. E w!

216
00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,514
I can't talk about grandpa
dressed like this.

217
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:03,771
I/ove my...

218
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,356
That stupid dog next door!

219
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,776
Jay! Jay!

220
00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,277
Jay!

221
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,906
Three, four, five— no.
Uncle ll/I/tch, what do you think...

222
00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,949
What are you doing? Uh, nothing.

223
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:20,287
You didn't see this,
and we don't tell cam. Capisce?

224
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,682
Lt'i/ only take one
minute. We don't have a minute.

225
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,958
Who is clive bixb y?
A friend of your mom 's.

226
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,418
Not now!

227
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,897
Hey, uncle cam, can
you talk about Jay? Jay. I know.

228
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,799
No time. I got a little girl's birthday
party to save. Skedaddle. Go.

229
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,801
Oh, not now, honey.

230
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,011
Your father's out back.
Why don't you call him?

231
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,556
Phil— dad! Your kids need you!

232
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,266
Grandpa is really cool.

233
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,411
He once let me drink some
of his beer.

234
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,354
For the love of— root beer.

235
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,106
I could've sworn we had more.

236
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:51,652
Well, let me work my magic.
It's all about creative editing.

237
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:55,113
Just give me two hours
and another hour.

238
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,491
Someone get me
some chocolate milk...

239
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,326
With extra salt.

240
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,955
Do you remember the time you quit
cub scouts and dad got mad at you,

241
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,832
so you ran away up here? Right.

242
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:07,376
And you brought me my dinner
up here and my comic books.

243
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,813
Yep. I think mom and dad
would have been a lot more scared...

244
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,898
If you hadn't been running
into the house to use the bathroom.

245
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:14,091
I can't go outside.

246
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,969
Great. Now I'm thinking about it.
Mitchell.

247
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,512
It's ironic.

248
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:22,182
We always wanted a dog in this
backyard and we could never have one.

249
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,976
Ye—yeah. Manny got one.

250
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,894
Hmm. Manny gets everything.

251
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,354
Yeah.

252
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,940
Hey, do you think Manny's
gonna get a third of...

253
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,901
A third of what? You know.

254
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:36,530
Oh. Uh— I guess.

255
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,824
Sure. I mean, that
seems fair, right? Does it?

256
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,494
Claire, does it? We've
probably had enough of this.

257
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,373
Okay, wait.

258
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,209
Do you think if we can get
the dog to chase this doll...

259
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,712
Then we can run down
and grab the phone really quick.

260
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,171
We could do that. Yeah.

261
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,757
We just are going to have
to throw it really, really far.

262
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,178
Right. So...

263
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:01,805
That way. Mm-hmm.

264
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,474
Gloria, I'd still love
to swing by that shoe store.

265
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:08,353
If you're in a hurry,
go by yourself.

266
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,980
No. I'll wait.

267
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,566
Whipple! Whipple!

268
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,818
Okay.

269
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,403
What do you think?

270
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,822
Oh, it's perfect.
Let's see the other side.

271
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,324
Whipple! Bless you.

272
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,367
Thank you. It's
a little too tight, no?

273
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,369
What do you think of the tush?

274
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:27,539
Oh, I think it's great. Keep it
there for a second. Let's make sure.

275
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,042
Yeah, but it's a little see—through.

276
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,462
Maybe if I put this underneath,
then it won't, like, show...

277
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,505
No, no, no, no, no.
It looks good that way.

278
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,716
I go try something
else better. No, wait!

279
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,134
Wait.

280
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,932
Oh, don't think about it. Just get it.

281
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,015
Hilarious, whipple.
I'm actually here with someone.

282
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,019
Then you finally did make
something disappear.

283
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,605
She was here a second ago.
Of course she was.

284
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:55,233
Just like that date you had on the final
night dance of junior tumbling congress.

285
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,653
- There was traffic.
- Sure.

286
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:02,741
I think I found something that is
going to make my husband very happy.

287
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,785
What do you think?

288
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:07,454
Oh, very happy, Gloria. Oh!

289
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,039
Very happy.

290
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:15,712
Okay, but don't go far away because I
might need help with the zipper, okay?

291
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,173
Sounds good, with the zipper.

292
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:21,802
Wow. Phil. I mean, wow.
That's your wife?

293
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,553
It would appear so.

294
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,764
Great to see you, Glen.

295
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,391
Oh! Hmm.

296
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,894
You know, I gotta say
I'm a little surprised.

297
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,646
Surprised?

298
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,231
Or mystified?

299
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,109
Damn it. It went down your shirt.
You can keep it.

300
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,819
I'll see ya. No, no.

301
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,196
I just always assumed
you would marry Claire pritchett.

302
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,490
You remember Claire?
Are you kidding?

303
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,702
She was gorgeous.
God, I was so jealous of you back then.

304
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,204
You were jealous of me? Oh, man.

305
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,833
Claire pritchett, with the blonde hair
and those brown eyes.

306
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,877
Great smile.
Oh, I can picture her smiling right now.

307
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,254
I can't.

308
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,590
I wonder who landed her.
Lucky son of a bitch.

309
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,384
Yeah.

310
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:06,138
Phil, I need you! What now?

311
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,598
Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

312
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,226
I'll be there in a second.

313
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,395
No! How?

314
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,816
What the hell were you thinking?

315
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,736
I'll answer that for you.
You weren't thinking.

316
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,988
You think that's funny, popeye?

317
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,990
No. Popeye.

318
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,035
I should be fishing, but I'm
hauling my ass across town...

319
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,662
Trying to save you two
from a little dog.

320
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,874
At least we got to have a dog
for a few minutes. Here we go.

321
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:37,669
You could show a little gratitude,
you know. These pants are new.

322
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,047
Climbing over that fence,
I might have wrecked 'em.

323
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,718
That's mature.

324
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,471
I'm sorry. We're sorry.
We're sorry.

325
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,556
Sorry you said “rectum.”

326
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,227
I'm sorry, dad, and we're
so glad that you came...

327
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,771
Thank you. And got us.

328
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,774
That was very smart the way
that you distracted the dog.

329
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:01,610
Twewefimesayem'
igetsausages. Thatsit

330
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,612
what the hell am
I gonna do till June?

331
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,740
Ah, let's see it. Hey.

332
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,200
Okay.

333
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:11,203
It's beautiful.
We just need some candles.

334
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,289
I—I must have in one
of the drawers. Okay.

335
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,916
Okay.

336
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:20,587
Froot loop necklace.
Baby Jesus. Keys.

337
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,255
I was looking for these keys.

338
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:27,219
Baby Jesus. Bb gun. More
baby Jesus. Ay, another baby...

339
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,930
Jesus, Stella, don't do that!

340
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,973
(Roda. No, Jay!

341
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:35,352
Don't come in here. You cannot
see the cake. It's the bad luck.

342
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,730
I already saw the cake. I bought
it while I was busy not fishing.

343
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,774
No. Go to the bar. Go.

344
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,860
You never used to talk to me like
that before we got that damn dog.

345
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,948
Hey, Manny, I almost called you.
How did it go with Tara?

346
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,282
Okay, I guess.

347
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,160
I used every line you gave me
and she totally ate it up.

348
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,829
Well, then why just okay?

349
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,957
She wants to go on a date now,
to the batting cage.

350
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,835
Oh. Not so good with a bat?

351
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,797
I am, as long as I'm using it
to roll out dough.

352
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,716
I'll bet you just need
a little practice.

353
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:11,138
You know, when I was your age,
I couldn't hit a balloon with a bat,

354
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,806
and my father took me
out to the field,

355
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:16,309
and a couple of hours later,
I was knocking the hide off that ball.

356
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:20,313
It's one of the best days we
ever had together. Really?

357
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,692
Yeah. I just bet you need
some time in a batting cage.

358
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,319
What are you doing this weekend?
That'd be fun, huh?

359
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,531
That's a great idea.
I'll ask Jay. He loves stuff like this.

360
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,951
That'll be great for you guys.
Yeah.

361
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,745
And thanks for your help today, cam.

362
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,831
You got it.

363
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,797
I don't think grandpa's
having the best time.

364
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,924
He keeps going
and getting more drinks.

365
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,720
Well, not every time. One time he went in
to check on the women's basketball score.

366
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,264
The sparks are up by eight
if anybody cares.

367
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,058
Okay, dad,

368
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,352
we all owe you an apology.

369
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,521
We were so worried
about giving you a great night...

370
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,106
That we ruined your day,

371
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,209
and we're really sorry
we didn't let you go fishing.

372
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,318
Sorry, dad. Sorry, Jay.

373
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,527
Sorry. Sorry, Jay.

374
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,280
You know what?
I'm acting like a jerk.

375
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,781
What am I, 12?

376
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,200
Hey.

377
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,911
So I didn't get to go fishing.
Am I gonna pout about it?

378
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,663
I still have my family,
and you guys made such a big fuss.

379
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,165
I love you all.

380
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,583
Ohh! Ohh!

381
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,294
So let's go get some cake
and presents. Yeah!

382
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,297
Cake and presents.
Come on, everybody.

383
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,925
Honey, have I told you
how lucky I am to have you?

384
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,344
Gloria, excuse me. 'Cause I am.

385
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,012
Okay. .R ha—j

386
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,347
no singing.

387
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:39,100
What the hell happened to
the cake? Nothing. It's beautiful.

388
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,770
Okay, let's open the
presents. Yes. The presents.

389
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,497
Who's first? There we
go. Mine first. Mine first.

390
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,690
As you know, Claire and I
didn't quite finish ours.

391
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,984
- — But we will be getting that to you.
- Fine.

392
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:51,821
And our gift is a Fuller version
of that, and a card. Wonderful.

393
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,450
And, of course, the cake
is, uh, mine. Fantastic.

394
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:59,871
And here we have a phone
in the shape of a mouth.

395
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,207
Ah, you're welcome. Very sexy.

396
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,268
Wait a minute. Don't tell me.
Let me work this out.

397
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,920
I mentioned a few times I was
thinking of taking up the saxophone.

398
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,588
You give me this.

399
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,049
I got it. Is this a “sexy phone”?

400
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,927
Happy birthday! Vvomr

401
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,595
what else we got?

402
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,807
Oh. Uh, nothing.

403
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,977
Maybe not a perfect showing on
behalf of the adults in the family,

404
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,145
but don't forget the kids
still have their big gift.

405
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,814
And it took us a year to make.

406
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,566
It's in the DVD player. You gotta
come watch it. Okay.

407
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,652
Come on. I'm
so excited. Let's go, Jay.

408
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,738
I bring your sexy phone.
Ah, you don't forget that.

409
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,658
And, uh, we all participated,

410
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,785
sothbisldnd offiontahofus yeah.

411
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,620
Hit the lights.

412
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,044
Dad! _ Jay!

413
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,170
Jay!

414
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,048
- — Grandpa—
- We_

415
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,800
Capisce?

416
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,306
Well...

417
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,310
Well, who wants to
see it again? Um...

418
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,771
That's it? That's all you
used? I wasn't even in it.

419
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,816
That totally sucked. You
know what? Great party.

420
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,694
Thank you all for coming.
And I hope you forgive me.

421
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:17,407
I'm gonna go upstairs,
curl up with a ludlum and call it a day.

422
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,537
Hello.

423
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,247
Manny.

424
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,875
Where are you?

425
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,753
What are you doing out there?

426
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,383
What the hell?

427
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,595
I dragged it back here this afternoon.
I know it's not the lake.

428
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,973
But maybe we could pop open
a few drinks and hang out on the water.

429
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,268
Now, the old Jay
would have said,

430
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:49,022
“I wanted to be on a lake
with a fishing rod and sunshine,

431
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,442
not bobbing around at night
in a swimming pool.”

432
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,487
I miss the old Jay.

433
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:59,157
This is the life, huh?
It ain't half bad.

434
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,202
Ay, I want to get in the boat.

435
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,037
- — Captain?
- All right.

436
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,374
I wanna get in the boat
if she's getting in. I wanna get in.

437
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,685
You want to? So
how was your day with Claire?

438
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,587
Actually, it was really great.

439
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:16,800
I don't always think about it, but I was
really lucky to have her to grow up with.

440
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,344
I cannot imagine dealing
with my crazy parents alone.

441
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,762
Yeah.

442
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,141
Hmm? Cam?

443
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,395
I— I wanna have another baby.

444
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,359
What would you think
about a boy this time?

445
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,819
All right, easy. Easy.

446
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,989
No, no, no. You're rocking the
boat! I got Claire! I got Claire!

447
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,574
All right, ahoy.

448
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,994
So if we all just enter through
the starboard section and then...

449
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,667
Okay, everybody, upstairs.

450
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,812
And, Luke, I want you
to get in a hot bath right away.

451
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,588
I'm still shivering. That's why
you don't stand up in a boat.

452
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,217
I was king of the world.
Now you're dork of the night.

453
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,178
Honey, have I told you
how lucky I am?

454
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,805
You mean since dinner?

455
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,515
I can't help it.

456
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,601
Your beautiful eyes,
your silky hair.

457
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,813
Promise me you'll
never... change.

458
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,191
I have to admit, that's kind of hot.

459
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,902
Maybe I will go change. Mmm.

460
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,948
Mmm. I still got it.

461
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,033
Knock it off.

462
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:31,958
English - us - psdh