1 00:00:03,254 --> 00:00:05,131 So then what happened? 2 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:09,260 Well, she didn't show up to school the next day, and I heard that she slept over at his dorm. 3 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,970 No way. Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:14,015 Seriously, are you surprised? Do you not know Carly? 5 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:16,017 Have you seen what she wears to school? 6 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,019 Girls, let's cool it on the gossip, okay? 7 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:20,354 It's not right, and Carly's got enough problems. 8 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,148 What do you mean? 9 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:25,902 Well, her mom can't get through a soccer practice without a thermos of chardonnay, 10 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:27,695 and don't get me started on the dad. 11 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:28,778 That guy... 12 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:29,863 Oh! 13 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,508 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 14 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,202 Mom! Oh, this is such a dangerous intersection! 15 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:36,704 Did I get lipstick on my face? 16 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,372 No, you're fine. 17 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:41,626 And consider yourself lucky you didn't just get, like, felt up by your mom. 18 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:44,378 They need to get a stop sign. What is your obsession with traffic? 19 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,380 It's an obsession with safety. 20 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:50,176 One of these days, Joe speeder is gonna come tearin' through here, and somebody's gonna... 21 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,261 Oh, my god! 22 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,388 I'm okay. Oh! Oh, my god. 23 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:56,098 I'm okay. Hey, guys. 24 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,808 Phil? Yeah. No, I'm good. 25 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,436 Gotta keep movin'. Keep the heart rate up. 26 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,396 Oh. Okay. 27 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,273 How's my face? 28 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:06,484 - — Still good. - Okay, good. 29 00:01:07,652 --> 00:01:09,570 ,/' hey, heyj 30 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:11,572 ,/' hey, heyj 31 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:13,699 ,/' hey, heyj 32 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:15,743 ,/' hey, heyj 33 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:16,994 j“ hey if 34 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:22,166 Gloria, how many times do I have to tell you to pull your car all the way in? 35 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,834 The gate was open all night. 36 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:26,921 We live in a nice neighborhood. What are you afraid of? 37 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:31,217 That some money's gonna fly in, and then your gardener is gonna have to rake it up? 38 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,512 Jay, I'm going to need you to cut me a check. 39 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:37,014 What now? Drama club trip. Les miserables. 40 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,475 We're selling wrapping paper to raise money for the tickets. 41 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,019 No, no. Wait, wait. Slow down. What's the story exactly? 42 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:45,040 Well, Jean valjean spent 19 years in prison for stealing a loaf of bread... 43 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,274 The wrapping paper. 44 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,776 Nineteen years for a loaf of bread? 45 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,486 How good was this bread? 46 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:54,031 It wasn't about the bread. It was about the society where— focus, people! 47 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,075 Manny, we'll buy all your wrapping paper. 48 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,995 No, we won't. No, he's got to learn to sell. 49 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:02,206 This is the best business training there is. Hell, the best life training. 50 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,791 Manny, write this down. 51 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:07,878 A good salesman goes after Moby-dick in a rowboat... 52 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,923 And brings the tartar sauce with him. 53 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:13,884 Jay's always telling me to ”write this down. ” 54 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:17,013 I don't always catch everything he says. 55 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:20,725 “Something, something, firm handshake.” 56 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,311 “Never take the first room they show you.” 57 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,813 I'm not sure who “they” is. 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,816 And this one just says “pancakes.” 59 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:32,111 Cam, what's this scribbled on the vanity fair about an adoption agency? 60 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:35,364 Oh, yeah, they called to say they wanted to reschedule our home visit. 61 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,158 When? Why didn't you tell me? 62 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,743 This is kind of important. 63 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,454 Well, when does it say? Uh, who knows? 64 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,873 It disappears into Jennifer Aniston's hair. 65 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,541 You gotta get a better system. 66 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,793 There is nothing wrong with my system. 67 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:51,064 Ask me anything about any upcoming event, and I can tell you when and where it is. 68 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,841 When is the adoption agency visit? 69 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,552 Okay. Is that a 5 or a curl? 70 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,637 Oh, I hope Jen's finally found love. 71 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,687 What happened here? 72 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:08,647 Well, Lily and I woke up in a French mood, 73 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,191 so we decided to whip up some crepes. 74 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:13,194 When are you gonna be in the mood to wipe up some crepes? 75 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,154 I know, it's a little messy, but you know what? 76 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:16,572 I'm gonna clean it up. Okay. 77 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,075 - — I'm gonna clean it up. - Will you? 78 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,053 - — Just say what's on your mind. - You never clean up. 79 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:23,162 Save the gasp. 80 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,015 Cam, whenever you get creative in the kitchen, 81 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,041 I'm the one who ends up cleaning it up, okay? 82 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:30,169 The homemade pizza. Fondue. Molecular gastronomy. 83 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,505 I'm still cleaning shrimp foam out of the curtains. 84 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:35,007 Okay, you know what, Mitchell? Just go to work, okay? 85 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:37,510 I'm gonna take Lily to school and then when I get home, 86 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:40,035 I'm gonna scrub this place like a crime scene. 87 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:42,056 Which it is, because you've murdered joy. 88 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,312 Hey, buddy. What's up? 89 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,814 Hey, dad. Think fast. 90 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,443 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 91 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,070 Oh, my god! 92 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,739 If we had that on tape, it'd be the greatest YouTube video ever. 93 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:01,492 We'd get, like, a million hits. This is our double rainbow! 94 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,369 We need to do it again. 95 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:07,248 Oh, I would, buddy, but, uh, your mom's all over me to change a bunch of iightbulbs. 96 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,834 How many moms does it take to screw in a iightbulb? 97 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,419 I don't know. None. 98 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,255 'Cause they get you to do it, sucker. 99 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,674 Ah! 100 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:21,137 Ilaughed, but... it hurt a little. 101 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,180 We're home. 102 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,598 Us too. 103 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,308 Oh, great. You're all here. 104 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:27,977 What's up, girl? Oh. 105 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,854 You know that really dangerous intersection? 106 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:33,232 Where desire meets jealousy, and the result is murder? 107 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,335 Mm-mmm. The one where I almost killed you this morning. 108 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:38,154 Oh, yeah. Sorry. That was my bad. I got lost in myjams. 109 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:41,490 Dangerous combo: Speed walkin' and speedwagon. 110 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:43,826 Oh! I wasn't even tryin' for that. 111 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,244 Nice. 112 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,955 Well, I am getting us a stop sign. 113 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,583 I called city hall. And how is this for amazing? 114 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,418 The traffic committee meets tonight. 115 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,628 I've got goose bumps. I know! Right? 116 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:58,632 All I have to do is get 50 signatures, show up, make my case. 117 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,759 It's on. I am so proud of you. 118 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,553 We all are. Hmm. 119 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,847 We lo ve when mom gets on a project. 120 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:08,559 Because usually the minute any of us walks in the door, she gives us something to do. 121 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:11,479 “Do your homework. Clean your room.” “put on pants.” 122 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,690 Like the queen's comin' over. Am I right? 123 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:19,570 So when she's not around or gets busy, Luke and I capitalize on the situation. 124 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,739 There you are, my good man. 125 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,449 Squwe. 126 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,493 Let's do it. Whoo! 127 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,411 Get ya some! 128 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,121 Well, I think it's awesome. 129 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:33,083 I'm so glad, because I could really use your help getting these signatures. 130 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:38,422 I'll do it. Soon as I change those iightbulbs you wanted. 131 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,090 Great. Kids? 132 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:43,093 Crud. You know, I've got a ton of homework. 133 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,846 Uh, science project. 134 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:46,931 Haley? 135 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,351 I need to get started on my college essay. 136 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,062 You know what? Maybe I'll write it about you. 137 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:56,106 You're just soinsphafional girl power. 138 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,359 - — You rock. - Thanks, honey. 139 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,737 I do rock. 140 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,740 Stella, down. 141 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:09,495 Stella, no. This is very dangerous. 142 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,331 Okay, sefior/ta, that's it. 143 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,751 Come here, because Jay is gonna be very mad if something happens to you. 144 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:19,213 A y, fener que cu/dar perra ahora. Que bel/eza. 145 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:23,133 Go play with the ball! See you later. 146 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,971 Now I can cook. Do my empanada. 147 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,767 The gate. Ay, no. Ay, no. The gate. 148 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,602 The gate! 149 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,854 Stella, come back! 150 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,949 Hey there, Mr. Salesman. 151 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,993 Can we not talk about business? 152 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,453 - — That bad, huh? - I gave it everything I got. 153 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,664 Working the dimples, going big eyes. 154 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,709 It got me two things— Diddly and squat. 155 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,795 - — How many houses you hit? - I don't know. 156 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,214 It must've been at least three. Three! 157 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:04,550 And that's your idea of the best you got? 158 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,845 It was very hard on me. I'm not used to rejection. 159 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,346 Or hills. 160 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:12,725 Look, you can't quit after three houses. That's not perseverance. 161 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:15,311 - — What are you sellin'? - Wrapping paper. 162 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:18,147 Wrong. You're selling Christmas. 163 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:21,066 The excitement of opening presents. The taste of eggnog. 164 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,777 I do love eggnog. Write this down. 165 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:27,489 What's the difference between “try” and “triumph”? 166 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:30,034 A little oomph? A little oomph. 167 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:32,661 Get it? Of course I get it. I just said it. 168 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:37,916 Eeeh! I'm gonna kill you when I find you, silly dog! 169 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,877 Why don't you come back? Stella! 170 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,796 I have a theory. Ay, cam, thank you for helping me. 171 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,467 Oh, it's my pleasure. Stella! 172 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,052 Stella! 173 00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:52,681 Oh, my god. What? You see her? 174 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:54,266 No. 175 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,894 But I see myself in the role I was born to play. 176 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,397 Stella! 177 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,235 Stella! 178 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:11,784 Hello? 179 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,869 Oh, Mitchell, you are not gonna believe this. 180 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,954 I'm out helping Gloria look for her dog. 181 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:19,917 I'm wearing an undershirt, and I'm screaming “Stella,” just like in streetcar. 182 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,378 Hello? You didn't clean the kitchen! 183 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,922 Mitchell, I am an inadvertent Stanley Kowalski. 184 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,549 - — How can you not be delighted by this? - You promised. 185 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,385 I was called away for an emergency 186 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,470 Gloria's lost her dog, and she's heartbroken. 187 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:34,848 Where are you, dumb dog? I hope in a big black hole! 188 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:38,644 I cannot believe that you did this to me yet again. Oh. 189 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,521 I didn't do anything. 190 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,606 I cooked a meal in our kitchen. 191 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:46,485 Then you left on purpose, knowing I would not be able to sit here without cleaning it up. 192 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,822 Life is messy sometimes. Big deal. It gets cleaned up. 193 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:53,701 You're the one with the problem if you can't leave a few dirty dishes for a couple hours. 194 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:56,120 Okay, okay. Fine, cam. I'm not cleaning it up. 195 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:58,288 Great. I mean it. 196 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,392 Perfect. You know what? Why don't you make it bigger? 197 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,835 You know what? I will. I-I— I will... 198 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,797 Okay, you know, get ready, because you are gonna come home to a— to a giant mess. 199 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,634 And I will give him a giant hug when I get there. 200 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,264 Stella! 201 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,933 Hey, dad. Think fast. 202 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,811 Oh! Wow, buddy. I'm sorry. 203 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,773 I told you, I gotta change the iightbulbs and then help your mom with those signatures. 204 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,608 Never mind. 205 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,819 Guess it was a stupid idea anyways. 206 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,409 I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, 207 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:34,992 then I've succeeded as a dad. 208 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,578 If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator, I'm on board. 209 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:40,181 If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we're Australian, then... 210 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,707 G'day, mate. 211 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,376 Toss a few shrimp on the Barbie for me and myjoey. 212 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,963 Yeah, right? Nicole Kidman? Men at work? 213 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,759 Here we go. Take 12. 214 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,762 - — Hey, buddy, I'm home! - Hey, dad. Think fast! 215 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:58,766 Wow. You know, my arm's starting to hurt a little. 216 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,684 Really? 'Cause my face feels great. 217 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,853 Come on, dad. Let's not turn on each other. 218 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,106 - — We could be here a while. - Yeah, okay. You're right. 219 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,358 Here we go. Take nine... 220 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,069 You're not even trying. 221 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,951 Daddy, I'm hungry. 222 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,496 What do you want, honey? Raisins. 223 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,581 All right. Well, go get 'em. 224 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,629 It's too high, daddy. I can't reach. 225 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,714 For the record, I am not a neat freak. 226 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,342 In fact, in my first long-term relationshio, 227 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,845 I was the messy one, which is why she broke up with me. 228 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,430 Well... 229 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,724 No, thanks. Okay. 230 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,020 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me show you how it's done. 231 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,735 Hiya. Jay pritchett here. Holidays are just around the corner. 232 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,821 Sorry. I don't believe in wrapping paper. 233 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:57,184 What do you mean, you don't believe in wrapping paper? It's not bigfoot. It exists. 234 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,952 It's not eco—friendly. It's wasteful. No, not this stuff. 235 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,288 This paper was made from 100% recycled materials. 236 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,166 I don't think so. 237 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,502 I can't understand what you're saying. 238 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,629 She's an ugly little French bulldog... 239 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,965 With the tiny ears and the smooshy face. 240 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,133 What is so hard to understand? 241 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,177 Maybe I should translate. 242 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:22,057 I really don't like people coming to my door unannounced while I'm working on my carving. 243 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:26,270 I understand. But a stop sign is really important. 244 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,731 What exactly are you carving? 245 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,650 Hello, ma'am. Do you love Christmas? 246 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,444 Actually, I'm Jewish. 247 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,197 Well, then you must appreciate a good value. 248 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,824 Ah, geez. 249 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,618 If you see her, let us know. 250 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,416 Oh, my god. No, no, no, no! 251 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,459 Are you kidding? Seriously? 252 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,713 See, you're not keeping your head in the right position. 253 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,507 I know that's me, but I'm not remembering any of this. 254 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,677 - — Oh! Stupid neighbors. - What's wrong? 255 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,888 I can't ask for a simple signature, 256 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,806 but it's fine for them to build a house... 257 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,993 That looks like the Beverly hillbillies just moved in. 258 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,935 Did you do any better? 259 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,021 We came close a few times, but... 260 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,565 You're not talking about the basketball, are you? 261 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,775 Phil, tell me you got some signatures. 262 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,153 I have to be at city hall in, like, two hours. 263 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,072 Oh, god. Haley, how about you? 264 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,241 I've been busy with my college essay. 265 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,786 - Really? Where is it? - It's in a rough, rough draft right now. 266 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,914 I've been thinking that maybe that I should... 267 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,058 Alex has been skyping with her boyfriend since you left. 268 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,751 That's so not true! 269 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,171 Thank you, really. Thank all of you so much for your help. 270 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,592 Really? 271 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:42,095 Sometimes those things need to warm up, like a car. Phil, don't even! 272 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,432 I have been out there trying to do something good for our community... 273 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,644 Because, let me tell you, change doesn't just happen. 274 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,688 It is forged by empowered women... 275 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:55,609 Like me and Norma rae and the lady from the blind side. 276 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,986 You know what the difference is between me and her? 277 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:00,072 Blind side's family had her back. 278 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,535 Okay. Huddle up, everybody. 279 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,372 Your mother's right. 280 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:12,751 She's the quarterback of this family, and we need to protect her like blind side did. 281 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,003 She just said the mom was blind side. 282 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,927 Well, she's confused. Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. 283 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,800 Offensive line. 284 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,260 Sorry. African-American kid. 285 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,020 There she is! Oh! 286 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,648 Jay/ Stella! 287 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:38,902 Ay. Thank god you found my dog. Thank you! 288 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,154 This is my dog. Her name's pinky. 289 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,992 No, it's not. Her name is Stella. It says right here on the tag. Look. 290 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,952 Uh, excuse me. Hi, sweetie. 291 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,537 What's your name? Blanche. 292 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,081 Shut up. Mitchell would die. 293 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,764 Listen, we don't know you. You seem like a very sweet little girl. 294 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,838 Right now we're forced to— I can't believe I'm saying this to you... 295 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,840 Rely on the kindness of strangers. 296 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,217 I'll sell her to you for $200. 297 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,802 That's it. Give me my dog! 298 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,448 Really? The little girl thinks because she can scream, 299 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,974 she can get away with everything? 300 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,892 I can scream too. 301 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,694 What the hell sound is that? 302 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,946 Coyotes must've got a cat. 303 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,532 Jay, can we stop now? I'm getting hungry. 304 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,534 You know what the problem is? You're not hungry. 305 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,828 I had a carrot at 3:00. 306 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,432 What if you couldn't feed your family unless you made this next sale? 307 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,541 What if you were gonna lose your house? 308 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,503 I know I was pushing the kid hard, but here's the thing. 309 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,548 I'm an older dad. I'm not gonna be around forever. 310 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,801 And I'll sleep better knowin' he's got somethin' to fall back on. 311 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,137 Comeom let's hit another one. I can't do it. 312 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,598 What? I don't have what it takes. 313 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,559 What kind of talk is that? It's the truth, Jay. 314 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,479 I'm not a great salesman. I'm not a great businessman. 315 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,314 I'm not you. 316 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,001 Do you know what it's like to see all the amazing things you've accomplished, 317 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,735 knowing I never will? 318 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,821 How am I supposed to live up to you? How is anyone? 319 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:11,203 Ah, so the fish weren't biting today. So what? That's life. 320 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,247 You tried hard, and that's what matters. 321 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,999 Yeah. 322 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,711 You know, I— I actually need some wrapping paper. 323 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,255 Do you know where I can find some? You don't have to do that. 324 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,799 I want to do it. 325 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,802 You'll never go broke playing to a rich guy's ego. 326 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,387 Write that down. 327 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,556 Okay. Thank you so much, you guys. 328 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,601 Make a wish. Uh, hi. Oh, sorry. 329 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,354 Um, I'm here for the traffic committee meeting. 330 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,980 The meeting's been adjourned. 331 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,690 Yeah, um— it's my birthday. 332 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,651 I'm sorry. Happy birthday. 333 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,005 I— just someone sent me to the wrong room, and you guys don't meet again for months, 334 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,865 and this is pretty much a matter of life and death, so... 335 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,285 Uh— yes. Fine. Uh, just... 336 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,704 If you could make it quick. This is an ice cream cake. 337 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,665 Okay. Actually, it's not. 338 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,291 No. What? 339 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,376 Really? 340 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,713 Oh, then we're not in a rush, I guess, at all. 341 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,049 No rush. Go ahead. Great. 342 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,177 My name is Claire Dunphy, and my family and I live near that intersection... 343 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,555 Why not? Why not? 344 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,683 The freezer was broken, and we couldn't keep it here. 345 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,953 See, this is why I ask you to think ahead, okay? 346 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,062 Do you have your 50 signatures? 347 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,149 Uh, almost. I have 34. But I... 348 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,318 On. That's the same thing. 349 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:29,197 - — Wow, I'm confused. - It's not the same thing. 350 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,616 No. Thirty—four is not the same thing as 50, 351 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:36,955 just like a cake is not the same thing as an ice cream cake. 352 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,791 Right. I get that. Sir, I'm trying to save lives here. 353 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,311 Mom! Mom, mom! And I can get you the rest of those signatures... 354 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,063 Oh, my god. What are you doing here? Girls... 355 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,756 We went door—to—door, and we got you 20 more signatures. 356 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,342 That's so sweet of you. 357 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,469 Well, you were freaking out at us, so— okay. 358 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,805 You know, let's not ruin it. All right. 359 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,474 Fifty—four signatures. 360 00:16:56,558 --> 00:17:00,645 So, what do you say? Let's start saving lives one intersection at a time. 361 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,332 Okay. Thank you very much. We will, uh, take these under advisement. 362 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,193 - — Just leave them here, and thank you. - Wait a minute! 363 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,445 - — I know what that means. - Oh, here we go. 364 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,530 That's washington—speak for “get lost.” 365 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:14,117 Well, um— wow, Phil. What are you doing here? 366 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,579 I'm your husband. I'm blindsiding you. 367 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,164 Uh... 368 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,167 Yourhonon permission to approach. Not a judge. 369 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,710 I'll allow it. 370 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,813 I'll get straight to the point, because this is important, 371 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,464 and that appears to be an ice cream cake. 372 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,341 Well, it's not! 373 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:35,430 Okay. I present to you “stop in the name of life.” 374 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,766 Kick it! 375 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,434 Clive bixb y. 376 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:43,897 Can I meet you at Harry's bar in two minutes? 377 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,566 Baby, I can do anything in two minutes. 378 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,276 Oh. Ooh. 379 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:52,072 I'll just speed through the intersection at Greenleaf and Bristol. 380 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,659 It's easy, 'cause there's no stop sign. 381 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,078 J'j I love being a kid. 382 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,080 I have my whole life ahead of me. 383 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,873 Ar 384 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:12,467 - — Nooooo! - Nooooo! 385 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,594 Okay. 386 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,179 Wbw— powefim. 387 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,556 And unconventional. 388 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,643 But I believe it makes our point. 389 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,395 So, what do you say? 390 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,105 Well, the kid was all right. 391 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,940 I didn't care for you so much. 392 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:32,320 But if I were to give a stop sign to everybody who wanted a stop sign, 393 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,198 - — this city would grind to a halt. - I understand, sir, but... 394 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,968 - — Thank you. Good—bye. - Allow me. Allow me! 395 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,451 Ladies and gentlemen, 396 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,095 I've lived with this woman for 20 years. 397 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:44,416 - Mm-hmm. — if she wants a stop sign, there's gonna be a stop sign. 398 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,834 Mm-hmm. He's right. 399 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,294 Listen to the man. Yeah. 400 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,338 It's deli— no good? Gno bueno? 401 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,467 I'm home! 402 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,594 Oh, hey. Did you find Stella? 403 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,722 Safe and sound. Mmm. 404 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,766 Oh! Hey! 405 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,312 I did it. I left the mess. Aren't you proud of me? 406 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,355 I sure am. Good for you. 407 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:10,525 It wasn't easy at first, but I just took Lily to the park, 408 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,403 and I completely put it out of my mind. 409 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,655 And I think I really cleared a hurdle today. 410 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,991 Oh, that's great. I'm super proud of you. 411 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,914 And you're not even tempted to clean it up now? 412 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,328 No! That's great. 413 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:22,871 Not now that you're home. 414 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,874 - — So, guess I better get started. - Yeah. 415 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,799 I don't like this. 416 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,343 It's so gross. 417 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,219 Oh, my god. 418 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,221 What? I was right. 419 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,099 - — You wanted me to clean it up. - Oh, that's preposterous. 420 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,603 I will not stand here and take this from you. Oh, cam! 421 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,397 “Life is messy. I love chaos.” 422 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,525 You are so full of it. Well, you know what? 423 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,530 That's all right. No worries. Hey, come on, come on. Just embrace it. 424 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,116 It's life. Oh, okay. Now, that is gratuitous. 425 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,786 That's Lily's favorite cereal. Oh, it's okay. No! 426 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:06,247 Relax. Hey, Lily. Honey, come here. 427 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:09,250 Sweetheart, do you want a Princess hat? 428 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,378 Yes, yes, yes! Okay. 429 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,755 Okay, that— that is enough! No! 430 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,882 You've proven your point! I don't like to clean up. 431 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:19,045 It's smelly, it's sticky, and after I eat, I'm tired, I just want to lay down. 432 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,931 And you put it off, knowing that I would do it. Yes! Are you happy? 433 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,809 Yes... am. 434 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,985 Hi. I'm Ellen Roberts from the adoption agency. 435 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,030 I'm... here for the home visit. 436 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,865 Oh! 437 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,828 I might need to tweak my system. 438 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,916 Hey, dad think fast! 439 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,378 Sacaga weal 440 00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:58,795 wait, wait. I need a break. 441 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,927 John phil/p sousa! 442 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,929 Oh, my god. Seventy-eight views. 443 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,181 We are on our way. 444 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,933 Yeah, we are. 445 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:11,563 You know what, Luke y? My dad was away a lot, and I'm not gonna do that to you. 446 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:17,235 I'm gonna be the kind of dad... 447 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,238 How many more of these do you want to do? 448 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,158 English - us - psdh