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So the five keys
to investing wisely...

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In a down real estate
market are:

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“Keyp” your cool. Mm-hmm.

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“Keyp” informed.

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Legwork.

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I recently became a partner
in a new agency,

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so I put together a seminar
to recruit first-time home buyers.

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I want to give 'em
a step-by-step description...

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Of exactly what I can do for them.

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Am I worried that they might write it
all down and just do it themselves?

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Quite frankly, I hadn't
thought about it until just now.

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- — Do I really have to go to this thing?
- Yes.

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You're a big part of today.
You're my support staff.

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Then why am I not getting paid?

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Mmm! That is a good question,

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and I think I'm gonna text you the
answer on that cell phone we pay for.

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- — Honey, do you want to practice your part again?
- Uh, no.

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It's just one question. I think I got it.

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Yeah, but it's the most
important question...

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Because it launches me into my big finish.

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Yes. That way,
people leave excited.

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Oh, I think people
will be excited to leave.

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[Grunts]

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Luke, why?

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I'm sorry. It's for school.

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I have to design a container...

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That'll protect an egg in a one—story drop.

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Yeah, so, um, you thought
you would go with an egg carton?

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What if the best idea was
under my nose the whole time?

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You're gonna need to come down
and clean this up now.

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[Groans] I wouldn't have
to do any of this...

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If Alex would just let me use
hers from when she took the class.

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Never. That design
is my intellectual property.

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I think it has applications
for unmanned space flight.

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Keep talking like that and
you'll go through life unmanned.

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Funny. [Chaue] (Hhs.

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Luke, honey, listen to me.

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You're gonna need to do this project
on your own, and you can do it.

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- — Just really think.
- I've got it.

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What if I'm the container?

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There's a thought. You could be...

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No, Luke! Luke!

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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

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j“ hey if

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[Gloria shouting in Spanish]

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[Continues in Spanish]

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[Laughs]

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Okay. [Continues in
Spanish] Mwah, mwah, mwah!

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[ Phone beeps ] [ Chuckles ]

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I understood “crazy old witch,
go kill yourself,” then “I love you.”

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I'll never get this—
How you all yell at each other.

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Ay. That's how you know
that your family loves you...

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When they feel free
to scream at you.

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I guess I owe my ex—wife an apology.

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Apparently she was nuts about me.

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Darn it!

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Try the next one over a frying pan.
I could use some breakfast.

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This is so frustrating.

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At least you're getting
your hands dirty for a change.

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It is a nice break from the life
of the mind I usually live.

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That's the spirit.

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Plus, it's a metaphor
for the human condition.

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Aren't we all just fragile eggs hiding
behind bubble wrap and bravado?

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And we're back.

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I'm sure that your egg—droppy thing
is going to be the best in the class.

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Uh, except for Luke's. Really?

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Our Luke?

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But isn't he like a little...

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I bet Claire's gonna help him,

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just like she did with his self—portrait
for art class.

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There was life in those eyes.
It was haunting.

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Tell you what.
I'm gonna nip this in the bud.

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You deserve a fighting chance.

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Hey, I'm callin' about that
egg project the boys are doing.

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Parents aren 7 supposed
to help out on that, right?

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Why would the parents
be helping?

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Why do they cut grapes
for eight-year—o/ds?

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I figure if you can eat a chicken finger,
you can tear your way through a grape.

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Again, dad? Aw, I'm sorry

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it just bugs me, is all.

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The point is, I'm not helping,

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and I hope no one else
is helping either.

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Okay, dad.
Thanks for the heads-up.

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Love ya. Bye—bye.

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Well, my dad is doing
Manny's project for him.

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He called to tell you that?

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Oh, no. He called to tell me
that he wasn't,

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which is exactly what you say
when you are...

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But you don't want anybody
to suspect it.

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Really? Mm-hmm.

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What would you say
if you had issues with your father?

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Claire and Jay
are incredibly competitive.

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Tennis games, card games, everything.
Who knows why?

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Claire is the son
that my dad never had.

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I mean, hejust wanted someone
who'd throw a ball in the backyard.

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I did once, but he did not attend.

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Looks like fun.

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It was, but now it's hard.

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Oh, I'm sure you're
gonna do great, buddy.

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[ Low—pitched hum ]

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[ High-pitched
hum] [ Phil] Claire.

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I am just showing interest
in our son's project,

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which any parent
would think— think— to do.

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Thinking, I am,

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that maybe I should stay here,
in case Luke has any questions.

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Do you think you can find somebody
else to help you with your seminar?

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I don't know.
It's a little last-minute.

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You're kinda irreplaceable.

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Well, I mean, it's just one question,

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and the seminar isn't for
two hours— [phone beep/17g ]

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Shh, shh, shh.

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Hey, Gloria. Quick favor.

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Okay. See you later. Bye-bye.

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- — What was that?
- Phil.

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He needs help with a seminar
that he's giving.

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Why can't Claire help him?

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He didn't say.
I'll tell you why.

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Because she's knee—deep
in Luke's egg-drop project.

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She said that she was not going to help.

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That's exactly what
I would say to me...

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If I was helping my kid
and didn't want me to know.

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Why would you be talking to you?

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I'm just saying it's unfair to Manny.

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The kid doesn't stand a chance
on his own.

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I'm tagging in here. Jay, he
doesn't need you to baby him.

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I'm just gonna give him a few tips.
Kid, get yourself a snack.

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Okay. I'll cut him some grapes.

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Damn it!

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Not like that, Jay.
Like this. Look.

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It just irritates me.
You know what I mean?

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We're meeting
with prospective birth mothers.

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We've had a few of these meetings,
and they're very nerve-racking.

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You wanna look good, you
wanna make a good first impression.

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Kind of like a first date.

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Actually, it's—it's
the opposite of a first date.

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You don't want to have sex,
but you do want a baby.

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I have to say, Lily is adorable
and such a good eater.

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Not all the time. She just
happens to love my tuna salad.

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[ Chuckles ]
Dolphin-safe, of course.

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Oh, who cares about that?

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Well, I bet the dolphins do.
[ Chuckles ]

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It's okay to eat tuna,
but not dolphin?

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My theory is, a fish is a fish.

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Mmm. Mm-hmm. Well, a
dolphin's actually a mammal.

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Tomato, tomahto. [Laughs]

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More like tomato, cow.

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Can you help me with the
scones in the kitchen? Okay.

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[ Cameron ] Excuse us.

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[Whispering ] Okay, this is
not really about the scones.

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Oh, really? You didn't need
help carrying six scones?

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No. This is about your need to
correct everyone's every little mistake.

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I'm sorry. I thought that she
could use a basic biology lesson.

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Well, let me give you a basic biology
lesson. You and I can't make a baby.

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So if she points to a lamp
and calls it uncle George,

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what are you gonna say?

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“Pleased to meet you, uncle George.”

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Very good. Now let's
get out there, smile, nod...

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And get ourselves a baby. Okay.

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And those are your five keys.

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Now, if there are no
more questions— ah, yes.

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The lovely home buyer right here
on the edge of her seat.

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I was wondering...

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I was wondering,

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is there a sixth key?

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As a matter of fact, there is.

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We'll work on that.

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It's the key to the new home
you purchased below market,

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thanks to woosnum,
keneally and Dunphy.

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[ Gloria ] Bravo.

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[ Phil ] Fire the confetti
Cannon, drop the banner,

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autographs, autographs,
autographs, and we're done.

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We still have like an hour left.
Can I go shopping?

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No. I have vocal exercises to do, and
I need you to do a sound check for me.

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Ay, I was hoping we could
go to my hair salon. It's nearby.

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I didn't have time
to finish my hair this morning.

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Really? That just happens?

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Ooh, andlcan get my
nails done. Is it okay?

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Okay, sure. Oh, oh!

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Could one of you guys stick this
under a chair on your way out?

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One of the lucky attendees is going
home with a brand-new mouse pad.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. I
don't want to see which chair.

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I want to be blown away,
like everyone else.

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Yes.

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Now, that is feng shui.

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Doesn't that feel better?
Oh, yes.

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It's wonderful for conversation.

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Yes, this is nice. It gives the room
a nice flow, which I'm really liking.

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Sometimes your furniture
tells you where it wants to be.

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Yeah.

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Do you mind
if I use your restroom?

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Not at all.
It's just down the hall.

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Just be warned, there's some furniture
in there that kind of likes where it is.

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I know it's killing you to do
this whole song and dance,

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but I think it's going great.

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Cam, there's a limit. Okay?

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We already promised her that we
would show her son all 52 states.

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Oh, wow, you have a
keyboard. Oh, yes, that's mine.

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You're musical. I love that.

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It's very important to me.

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Oh, well, you're preaching
to the choir— literally.

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I've sung in several.

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Yeah, we sing
to Lily all the time.

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I wish I could hear you guys.
Oh, well, that's very sweet.

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No, now.

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The baby's father is a musician,

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and I would love to know that he's
growing up in a musical household.

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Okay.

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Great!

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Okay, now we're actually doing a
song and dance. Okay, look at it this way.

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We're not only adopting a baby,

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we're saving it from a life spent
searching for east Dakota.

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Oh, god. This is actually nice.

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This is actually very nice
to lean on.

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[ Groans ] It broke again.

218
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Mmm. Yes, I saw.

219
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You just need to double up
on the cotton.

220
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Here, let me save you a step.

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Alex!

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[ I Jay ] Knock,
knock! [ Door closes ]

223
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Dad! Hey, what are you doing here?

224
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Manny needs that
soldering iron I lent to Phil.

225
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One of the screws on his
project keeps coming loose.

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But other than that,
it's flawless. Huh.

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His latest test run—
He dropped it off the roof.

228
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He walked downstairs.
It hadn't landed yet.

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I had nothin'.
I had to get in Claire's head.

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Sometimes the best thing
to do in a race to the top...

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Is grease the pole behind you.

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Wow. So Manny's still working.

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Luke finished
a couple hours ago.

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Oh. Is that why all these
eggs are on the floor?

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You know, after so many landed safely,
we thought we should test 'em,

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make sure we weren't working
with a super-strong batch.

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Sounds like he knocked it out
of the park. Oh, yeah, definitely.

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We did. Um, so, dad,

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00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:58,098
if I find out what Phil did with
that soldering iron, I'll run it over.

240
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:02,311
Great, 'cause, uh, we're gonna
test it later today at the school.

241
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,605
Fun! Maybe we'll meet you.

242
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,356
Oh, we can come
at any time, right?

243
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,859
'Cause we don't
have a spring problem.

244
00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,320
Around 5:00? Perfect.

245
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,158
Okay. Bear with us.
We're a little rusty.

246
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,386
[ Cameron ] Yes, and please
put all cell phones on vibrate.

247
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,538
33 [ Pop intro]

248
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:24,458
3 don't go breaking my heart3

249
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,668
[ slightly off-key]
3 I couldn't if I tried 3

250
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,089
3 honey, if I get restless 3

251
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:35,260
3 baby, you're not that kind 3

252
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,846
[ together] 3 ooh-hoo 3

253
00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,598
3 nobody knows it 3

254
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,725
3 nobody knows 3

255
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,644
3 when I was down 3

256
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,479
3 I was your clown 3

257
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,855
I really am a clown.

258
00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:48,649
[ Together] 3 ohhh 3

259
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:52,069
3 I gave you my heart3

260
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,323
3 so don't go breaking my heart3

261
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,116
3 I won't go
breaking your heart3

262
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,160
3 don't go breaking my3

263
00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,704
[ together]
3 don't go breaking my heart 33

264
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:03,956
yeah, yeah.

265
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,541
Thank you. Thank you.

266
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,334
It was wonderful. Oh.

267
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,577
I'm confused, though.
I thought Cameron was the singer.

268
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,548
Yeah. Oh! Yes. Yes, I am.

269
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,509
Really? Because Mitchell
has such a lovely voice.

270
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,761
Well, I think
he was following my lead.

271
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,614
You know, a good leader
can make all the difference.

272
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,306
Actually, you were a little pitchy.

273
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,851
But it was terrific, really.

274
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:24,934
Thank you.

275
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,979
Yes, thank you for your opinion.

276
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,564
33 [ Discordant notes]

277
00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,359
[ Gloria ] Faster! Faster!

278
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,695
We're going to be late
to your father.

279
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,072
Why did you have to
do your toes too?

280
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,701
Well, there's this really cute boy
at school who's kind of into my feet.

281
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,287
Be careful. That can
get really creepy fast.

282
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:48,000
Ay. Where is the car? I
park it here. It's a tow zone.

283
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,687
Somebody just put that there,
because that wasn't here when I parked!

284
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:54,715
It looks pretty old to me. Haley,
don't lie. That was not here.

285
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,425
[Audience chattering ]

286
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,769
Ladies and gentlemen,

287
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,897
get ready for one of the giants...

288
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,983
[Cell phone buzzing ]
Of residential real estate.

289
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,028
[ Buzzing continues]
A salesman's salesman.

290
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,280
Where are you guys?
I've been calling you.

291
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,824
A realtor's realtor.

292
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,788
You were supposed to
do my intro. Now I have to.

293
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,786
Two—time
nonconsecutive winner...

294
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,538
Of the realtor of the year award...

295
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,081
Just get back here by the end.

296
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,249
Future investors...

297
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,126
Stop making excuses!

298
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:37,049
And start...
Making your dreams come true.

299
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:42,095
Ladies and gentlemen, Phil Dunphy!

300
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,766
Hey, hey, hey, hey! How are you?

301
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,352
Thanks, Mike. I appreciate it.

302
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,354
Welcome.

303
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,773
Taxi! [ Horn honks]

304
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,733
You see? They don't
stop because I'm latina.

305
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:58,070
Or because that was
just a yellow car.

306
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,613
My dad is gonna freak out.

307
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,132
You have to take the blame for this.

308
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,242
Why me? Because he'll
never get mad at you.

309
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,911
He totally puts you on a pedestal.

310
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,997
That's not true. Yeah, it is.

311
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:11,416
Let me just call
the cab company.

312
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,877
Taxi!

313
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,630
It's not rocket science, people.
It's just a little red card.

314
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,718
Okay. I guess
nobody needs a mouse pad.

315
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,264
How's my favorite kid doing?

316
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,558
Favorite?

317
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,536
Yeah, I know we're not supposed
to have favorites.

318
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,020
But you know what? We do.

319
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,482
And the good news is, it's you.

320
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,484
I'm not giving you my design.

321
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,403
Who said anything about giving?

322
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,947
We can work out an arrangement.
It's cheating.

323
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,657
What do you want? Money?

324
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,367
I got a little somethin' set aside.

325
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,954
Okay, I shouldn't even
be giving you this hint,

326
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,833
but first, get a mirror.
A mirror?

327
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,353
Then you're gonna look in it, and
you're gonna see a crazy woman.

328
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,878
She needs your help.

329
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,922
You know,

330
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:02,384
I made the egg that made you
that made that project,

331
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,803
so in a lot of ways,
that design is already mine!

332
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,182
[Sighs] You're fine.

333
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:14,855
Are you sure that there are...
No more questions?

334
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,606
No more questions? Yes.

335
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:20,736
If we could just get that over
to the mustachioed gentleman.

336
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,738
[Feedback] Yes, I was...

337
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,740
Oh, hey, I think we're
all tired of that sound.

338
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,367
Let me just come to you.
I bet I know what your question is.

339
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,370
You're probably wondering
if there's a sixth key.

340
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,582
No, I was wondering
abouta— come here.

341
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,917
I was wondering
about accelerated escrow.

342
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,879
If it works for both parties,
it's a great way to expedite the deal.

343
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,547
But back to your first question...

344
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,259
About this mysterious sixth
key. I didn't say anything...

345
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,386
The sixth key is the key
to the new home...

346
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,805
That you purchased below market,

347
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:52,017
using the simple principles
that you learned here today.

348
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,311
But not so simple
that you don't still need...

349
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,106
The professional services
of woosnum, keneally...

350
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,318
And Dunphy.

351
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,031
Thank you for coming.

352
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,451
[ Explosion ] Son of a...

353
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,186
So is there anything that
you'd like to know about us?

354
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,170
I don't think so.

355
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,589
In fact, I don't think I need
to interview any more people.

356
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,175
You guys are perfect.

357
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,928
[ Exhales ] Are—are you
saying what I think you're saying?

358
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,514
Well, I'm not supposed to say
anything to you directly,

359
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,892
but I think you guys
should be expecting good news.

360
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,019
[Laughs] Oh, gosh!

361
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,122
Oh, I know. I know you're
not saying anything, but...

362
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,774
But what you're not saying
is wonderful!

363
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,150
All right. Oh.

364
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,361
Fntgomgtogetsowm sparkling
cider. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

365
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,238
It wouldn't be a
celebration without cider...

366
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,490
Or a celebratory song.

367
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,617
But this time,
I want you to sit right here.

368
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:55,372
So have a seat here, and let's just
get this mop out of the way there.

369
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,874
33 [ Pop ballad intro]

370
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,713
3 if you leave me now3

371
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:07,676
3 you take away the biggest part of me 3

372
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,472
3 ooh, no3

373
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:15,267
3 baby, please don't go 3

374
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,645
3 ooh, no3

375
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,315
3 I just want you to stay 33

376
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:29,156
yes, she was upset,
but on a positive note,

377
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,242
what I take from this experience is,
I can sing.

378
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,786
But what we didn't take away
from the experience is a baby,

379
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,788
because she decided to keep it.

380
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,420
No. Did we miss everything?

381
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,965
Yeah. They cleared out of
here pretty fast. [Haley] Bummer.

382
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:50,093
More than a bummer, Haley. This was
really important to me, and you blew it.

383
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,721
Ay, no, Phil. It was my
fault. It was not her fault.

384
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,931
Okay. What's done is done.

385
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,184
Can you take the brochures
out to the car?

386
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,894
Wow. Still full.

387
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,812
Oh. Yeah, it is.

388
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,856
So it was not very good?

389
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,858
Um, no.

390
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,610
I kinda need to sweep here.

391
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,696
Okay. Ay, but I'm so sorry, Phil.

392
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,199
It's okay. No, it's not okay.

393
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:16,119
We came late, and we ruined your
whole presentation. These things happen.

394
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,413
Yeah, it happens,
and people get angry.

395
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,707
Gloria, it's fine.
No, it's not fine.

396
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,960
I'm trying to have a real conversation,
and all you do is put me on a pedestal!

397
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,007
Wait a minute. You're mad at me?

398
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,469
Yes, because that's not how family
is supposed to treat each other.

399
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,447
You know how family
is supposed to treat each other?

400
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,556
They're supposed to
actually think about each other.

401
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,243
I asked you to do one thing, and
you were too selfish and irresponsible...

402
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,727
To come through for me
on a day that,

403
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,610
believe it or not,
was really important to me!

404
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,689
[Sobs]

405
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,108
Oh, my god. You're crying.
I'm so sorry.

406
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,611
No! That's what I want.

407
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,239
You yell at me
because you love me!

408
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,199
Well, you made me mad.

409
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,327
And you should be.
Well, I— I'm not anymore.

410
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,597
Don't treat me like that, Phil.
Because now I'm furious.

411
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,707
La y, mi familia, phi/I

412
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,251
how do you do that?

413
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:07,545
[ Crying ]
It makes me so... mad.

414
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,026
[ Claire ] That's a pretty nice
piece of handiwork for a 13-year-old.

415
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,279
Luke did pretty good too, for a kid that
still needs help gettin' out of his backpack.

416
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,222
Still your grandson.
I felt bad when I said it.

417
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,599
Okay, let's do this. Watch
out, kids! They're comin' down.

418
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,351
One, two, three.

419
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,064
[ Claire ] How'd we do?

420
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,525
Both eggs are okay.
Great. So we both win.

421
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,819
Unacceptable.
We're goin' up another level.

422
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,488
Absolutely. Come on. Third
floor. Meet us there, Alex. Let's go.

423
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,615
Wait. You don't have to do this.

424
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,076
The assignment was for a
one—story drop. We both get a's.

425
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,703
We're doing this.

426
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,789
[Groans] I don't like this.

427
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,332
The two of them talking up there...

428
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,627
They're gonna figure out what
we did. We did what we had to.

429
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,254
We're gonna get caught.

430
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,424
Look at them down there.
They're not even paying attention.

431
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,134
This is the best part.

432
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,136
[ Claire ] Actually,
Manny looks kind of upset.

433
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,596
Why would he be?
He's about to kick Luke's butt.

434
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,480
Oh, knock it off. Luke and Manny
had as much to do with this project...

435
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,810
As they did
with the Manhattan project.

436
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,520
You think
that's what's going on?

437
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,273
They're upset because we
took over for them? Maybe.

438
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:12,569
They were supposed to learn
from this, and-and we ruined it.

439
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,529
Vveshouklgotaktothenm yeah.

440
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,450
[ Door opens ]

441
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,118
Boys, we need to talk.

442
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,079
Oh, god. Oh, god.
[Whispering ] Just stay frosty.

443
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,582
So, uh, we realized
a couple things up there,

444
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,167
and I think apologies
are in order.

445
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,044
Okay, we admit it.

446
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,338
We tricked you into
doing our projects for us.

447
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,797
What?

448
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,632
This is the first
I'm hearing of this.

449
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,178
We knew you'd do all the work if you
thought you were competing with each other.

450
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,198
So I told you I thought Claire was
helping Luke, and then you called Claire...

451
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,682
Which got me involved, and...

452
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,351
All right.
Here's what's gonna happen.

453
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,554
You're gonna get in the car,
we're gonna drive home...

454
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,189
And you're each gonna do
your own projects. Mm-hmm.

455
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,358
Fine. Okay.

456
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,902
[Claire] Hmm. Hmm.

457
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,237
This is your fault.

458
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,282
What? The way we compete
with each other, it's sick.

459
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,077
It's so sick, two 13—year—olds
know how to take advantage of us.

460
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,788
And you know what?
You made me this way.

461
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,332
How do you figure that? Oh, dad!

462
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,295
You pushed me into sports.
You never let me win.

463
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,753
You know, that's a—
It does something to a girl.

464
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,506
For your information,
you came out of the womb like that.

465
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,342
I'm not entirely sure there wasn't
a twin in there you bumped off.

466
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,637
If you saw that in me,
why didn't you discourage it?

467
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,847
Why would I discourage
something that I love?

468
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,142
Really? You kidding?

469
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,727
You're a fighter.

470
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,355
The thing I love about you
is that you never give up.

471
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,526
Dad.

472
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,809
Even though I clearly designed
a superior egg container.

473
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,363
Out of your mind, old man.

474
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,115
Only one way to find out.

475
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,287
Give up. You're all
just playing for second.

476
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,000
There's somethin' wrong
with that one.

477
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,132
I'm not wrong.
Mom can be crazy, right?

478
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,425
Hello!

479
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:01,094
[ Scoffs ] Thank you.

480
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:04,305
But at the same time, I feel
guilty when I get mad at her.

481
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,516
I don't think that's weird.

482
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,161
I'm just really proud of my project,
and I didn't want to share it.

483
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,020
Everybody has their own thing.

484
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,772
Thanks, Haley.

485
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,441
I know it might sound dorky,

486
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:17,068
but these late—night conversations
really mean a lot to me.

487
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,312
They're the only time
that I feel like you and I are...

488
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,656
Okay, Corey, just one picture.

489
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,616
Hold on. [ Clicks ]

490
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,244
[ Groans ] My feet
look fat from this angle.

491
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,288
Hey, Alex, wake up.

492
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,415
I need you to take
a picture of my feet.

493
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,797
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