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We have to tell him.

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I hope he's okay.

3
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Walt, our elderly
next-door neighbor, died.

4
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He and Luke were pretty
close, so we have to tell him.

5
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I'm a little nervous about it.

6
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I think we should break
it to him slowly. Like how?

7
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Well, first we'd say, “Luke, your friend Walt
has a cold. You shouldn't go over there.”

8
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Next day, “bad news.
Walt's in the hospital,

9
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but he's still crackin' jokes
with the nurses.”

10
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Next day, “they're trying an
experimental drug. Fingers crossed.”

11
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Next day, “his body
rebelled. He's in a coma.”

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Next day, he rallies.
Next day, coma.

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Next day, coma. Next day,
coma. Next day, eye flutter...

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Stop. Just stop. Stop.

15
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Oh. Luke, we have some bad
news for you. It's about Walt.

16
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I'm afraid...

17
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He passed away.

18
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Um, it happened yesterday.

19
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He finished writing an angry letter
to the postmaster general,

20
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and he just fell asleep.

21
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Okay.

22
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It was very peaceful.

23
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Not the letter.
That was full of threats, but...

24
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It's okay to be sad, honey.

25
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You two were
really good friends.

26
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It must be quite a shock
to hear that Walt's dead.

27
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Um, so do you want to
talk about it, or...

28
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I'm okay. Can I get back to
my video game? It's paused.

29
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Oh. Um, sure. Yeah, buddy.

30
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Come here.

31
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How weird was that?

32
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I know. Crazy weird.

33
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It's like he had
no feelings at all.

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I'm more worried about the one you
showed. What's with all the smiling?

35
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What are you talking about?

36
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That grin. “Walt's dead.”
you looked like the joker.

37
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I didn't smile. You did. It's
like a weird coping mechanism.

38
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You did the same thing
when you told him his hamster died.

39
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I don't know what you
thought you saw, Phil,

40
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but our child just got some terrible
news and had absolutely no reaction.

41
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Doesn't that concern you?

42
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Yeah. He probably just
needs time to process it.

43
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Hmm. Do you think?

44
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Yeah, honey.

45
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Death is a profound thing to deal with
at any age. We all manage it differently.

46
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Some people lock up
their feelings.

47
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Others reach out for comfort,

48
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finding some way to reaffirm
their connection to life.

49
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Are you joking?

50
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,/' hey, heyj

51
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,/' hey, heyj

52
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,/' hey, heyj

53
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,/' hey, heyj

54
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j“ hey if

55
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Haley? Hey, Gloria.

56
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I was driving by and saw this
outside your door, so here.

57
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Thank you. Nopmbbm.

58
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Hey. So, since I'm already here,

59
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my friend was going to have a
pool party tonight, but he got sick.

60
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Could we have it here? Mm,
good thing that you saw this paper,

61
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- — or if not, you would have never been able to ask.
- Yeah.

62
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I'm sorry. But Jay and I are going
to Mitch and cam's for dinner tonight.

63
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I'm just thinking out loud here.

64
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What if I get a chaperone that my
parents approve of? Would it be okay then?

65
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Well, I guess so.

66
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You know, it would be good
for Manny to have a little bit of fun.

67
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Do you mind if he stays here
for the party?

68
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Mind? The plan depended on him.

69
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I don't suppose you've
thought of a chaperone.

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Of course not, mom, because
it's going to be a wild party,

71
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and I'm trying to get away
with something, as usual.

72
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Yes, I've thought of a chaperone— my
uncle, who already said he would do it.

73
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But if that's going to be a problem,
I should just call everybody...

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Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's fine.

75
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And thank you, uncle Manny.

76
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Can you help a little bit?
If I push down, does that...

77
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Yeah, that's helpin'. That's helpin',
but— it's not helping. It's stuck.

78
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I can't believe
I've got 'em this stuck.

79
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I built beds my whole life.
Bunk beds, dog beds, cow beds.

80
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I'm calling you on cow beds.

81
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Oh, that's my dad!
Oh. Okay, he can help.

82
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He's built a boat,
a dock, a lake.

83
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Ah, he did not build a lake. Okay, from now
on, just stop after you say the second thing.

84
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So the cabin door swings open. Damned
if there wasn't a lady pilot in there.

85
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Yeah, well, I hate to admit
it, but it throws me too.

86
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I do prefer a man. Are we gonna
have this conversation again?

87
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Hey, merle. Hey. How are you?

88
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Okay. Let me grab that
for you. No, no, I got it.

89
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I will take that beer
you were about to offer me though.

90
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Oh, yeah, coming right up. And you
know where everything is. Go have a seat.

91
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Oh, I missed a call from my dad.

92
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Oh, let me guess.
Is he calling to cancel?

93
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What's his excuse this time?

94
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You know, that's a really
mean thing to assume, cam.

95
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I really wish you'd give
my dad a break for once.

96
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Oh, please. You know Jay
doesn't like my dad.

97
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He thinks he's some bumpkin
from the sticks.

98
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Well, I will have you know that merle stonewall
Tucker is one of the most respected farmers...

99
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In all of hell's hollow, Missouri.

100
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Okay, you're not
hearing yourself.

101
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My dad likes him just
fine. Comeon.

102
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Hello. Hey, dad, it's me.

103
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Mitch.

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I'm sick.
I gotta cancel tonight.

105
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Yeah. Yeah, at 6:00. We're
really iookin' foward to it.

106
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What are you doing?
I said I can't come.

107
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I don't know. Let me ask. My
dad wants to know red or white.

108
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Um, uh, red.

109
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Red. And I'm sorry.

110
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Okay. Yeah, cam says red.

111
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Okay. Yeah, he-he's so happy...

112
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Knock it off, old man! You are not
sick. Why do you always do this?

113
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Okay, look. Between you and
me, mervis kind of bugs me.

114
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First of all, it's merle. Mervis
isn't a name. Mervis is a sound.

115
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And second of all, he's my
partner's father, okay? You're coming.

116
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Okay, dad,
why don't you settle in?

117
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We don't have any plans until
dinner tonight with Jay and Gloria.

118
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I don't like that guy. — what?
That's— you like everybody.

119
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Not Jay.
Guy rubs me the wrong way.

120
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Every time I try to do somethin'
nice, he makes this cranky face, like...

121
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Okay. Well, you know what?

122
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I'm gonna chalk this up to jet lag for you,
because it's not like you at all, okay?

123
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You have to make an effort.
It's my partner's father.

124
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Now, give me the growl
that means okay.

125
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Good.

126
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Did you know Walt had a daughter
he was completely estranged from?

127
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His lawyer said she wouldn't even honor his
last request to toss his dog tags in the ocean.

128
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Can you imagine? Phil, do we
really have to go through this again?

129
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I told you I would do
everything possible...

130
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To make sure that your skeleton ends up
in a science class at a women's college.

131
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No, it's just sad.

132
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That's half of what will
keep me going in my old age.

133
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Oh. Remembering all the
good times with the kids.

134
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Teaching Luke to ride his bike.

135
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Haley at
the father-daughter dance.

136
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Taking Alex for
her first pony ride.

137
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You never took Alex
on a pony ride.

138
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Oh, right, that was
just me. Mm-hmm.

139
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But Alex and I went, um—
Oh, no, that was Haley.

140
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Mmm. Huh.

141
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Phil. Look, it's Luke.
He's going into Walt's house.

142
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He's saying good—bye.

143
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He just needed a little time.

144
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That is so sweet
and so sad. Wow.

145
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He's so much more sensitive
than I ever thought.

146
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They had a special bond.

147
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I wouldn't be surprised if one day he wrote
a book like Tuesdays I/I//'z'/7 morrie.

148
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I never read it.
Did that guy steal morrie's TV?

149
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Now setting a course
for adventure.

150
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J“ beep—boop—beep—bop
boop—boop-boop j“

151
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I've had great experiences
with all my kids, but I...

152
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I might have fallen
behind a bit with Alex.

153
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My fault completely.

154
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Adventure? We are throwing dog tags
into an already polluted ocean...

155
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Where they will probably
choke an otter.

156
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Eighty percent my fault.

157
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Honey, we're bringing closure
to a man's life.

158
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We'll hike up to
the scenic overlook...

159
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Where apparently Walt
proposed to his wife...

160
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Wait for the light to be just right, say
a few words, share some memories.

161
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It's kind of poetic.
Kind of navaho.

162
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Now you're getting it.

163
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We'll be sending him off with a
level of dignity that, if we're lucky,

164
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some day we'll experience too.

165
00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,154
It's called...

166
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Huh.

167
00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:25,464
Hey, what have
you got there? Walt's old TV?

168
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He said that I could take
one thing after he died.

169
00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,593
I wish he would
have said two things.

170
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I would have taken that phone
with the big buttons.

171
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I bet you guys had some really
good times watching this thing, right?

172
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No. I just wanted
a TV in my room.

173
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You know, Luke, there might be a
nicer way to honor Walt's memory.

174
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- — What do you mean?
- Well, I mean, you guys liked to garden.

175
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We could, uh— we could take one
of his flowers and plant it in our yard.

176
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And then every spring, when...

177
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Ah, there we go.

178
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Sweetie, how you feeling?

179
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,628
Are you sad? Angry?

180
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,173
Confused? Frustrated?
You know, you can talk to me.

181
00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,968
I know, but I can't see
through you. Could you scooch?

182
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,680
No, no. You know, this is
not okay. It's going back.

183
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,766
What? He said I could pick
one thing. This isn't picking.

184
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Ifsloofing, and it's going back.

185
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,687
Oh! You are so mean.

186
00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,665
When Walt used to look through
those binoculars...

187
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:26,692
And say, “your dad's one
lucky man,” he was wrong.

188
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:32,281
Hi, Haley. Hi. Stef,
Sam, this is Manny.

189
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,634
What's up, dude? Kitchen's
over there and pool's in the back.

190
00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,952
So where are your
parents? They're not coming.

191
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,205
I was told there'd be a
chaperone. There is. It's you.

192
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,790
My parents are totally
fine with it.

193
00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:46,628
Well, exits, fire
extinguisher, burn kit.

194
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Okay, let's have some fun.

195
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,401
,/', /' I believe it
was clear the bedrooms are off-limits.

196
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:55,429
Young lady, I don't think you're ready up
here for what you're planning to do up there.

197
00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,225
Not on my watch.

198
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,856
Oh, this was
a delicious meal, Mitchell.

199
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,276
I wish my wife could cook
a roast like this.

200
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,987
You got a good 'UN there,
son. Well, I'm very lucky.

201
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,948
Just like you and mama:
Never had a bad patch.

202
00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,867
Except the winter of '85.
Remember that?

203
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:21,538
Oh, I spent several nights
in the cow bed then. Hmm.

204
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,918
Oh, here. Let me help you.
No, no, no. You sit— sit down.

205
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,421
Let's us guys catch
up here a little bit. Yeah.

206
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,692
I'll tell you wh y / don't like that
guy, and / could he ver say this to Mitch.

207
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:36,470
He treats my son like the wife
in the relationship. Always has.

208
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,932
Before we get to dessert,
I've got some presents here.

209
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,934
Oh, you didn't need to, dad. Ay-

210
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,269
loveit

211
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:47,856
oh, merle, thank you so much.

212
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:51,235
Look at this.
Oh, so elegant, huh?

213
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,530
Oh, this is so sweet.
I think I might cry.

214
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,240
Don't.

215
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,825
Dad, I've really gotta get home...

216
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,786
I know, I know,
you gotta do homework.

217
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:04,915
You can't expect me to see a sign that says
“world's greatest milk shake, 50 miles”...

218
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,708
And not drive to it.

219
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,502
Sorry, sweetie.
Machine's broken.

220
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,003
Huh.

221
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,881
I just wanted a special day
with my daughter, you know?

222
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:16,969
Like the time we gave an old man
a dramatic send-off at the beach.

223
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:21,765
Or—or the time we drove a hundred
miles for the world's greatest milk shake.

224
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,851
Call us when it
happens, Francine.

225
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,519
Oh, could be
before you get home.

226
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,396
I'm a week past
my due date as it is.

227
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,356
What can I do for you?

228
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:33,610
The time we delivered a baby.

229
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,654
We were the only ones there,
and she was so close.

230
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,073
The sound of a pin dropping
could induce labor.

231
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,450
Okay.

232
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,035
What looks good?

233
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,581
What looks good?
What looks good?

234
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,292
Well, uh...

235
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,461
Bam!

236
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,922
Whoa!

237
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,300
- — Kids love to destroy things.
- Not Manny.

238
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,635
He's always been
a little bit too serious.

239
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,722
I would make the buildings,
and he will inspect them,

240
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:05,601
and if they weren't up to
code— ay, ay, ay, the papennork.

241
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:10,272
I remember cam one time rolled a
tractor tire right through a chicken Coop.

242
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,441
He was three at the time.

243
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:16,737
Huh. Yeah, I remember Mitchell one
time karate chopped a plate glass window.

244
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,698
Got 17 stitches.
A y, yes, I love that story.

245
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,075
Which one of the Charlie's
angels he was being again?

246
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,494
It's not important.
I think it was Farrah.

247
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,497
Yeah, the thing I remember
is when Mitchell told that story,

248
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,263
how he giggled all the way
through it. I'm sure he wasn't giggling.

249
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:34,087
Oh, yeah, he—he was giggling,
all right.

250
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,839
No, see, Mitchell
has a booming laugh.

251
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,674
It's Cameron, actually,
has the high laugh.

252
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,760
You know...

253
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:44,014
No, I believe Mitch has a higher
laugh than...

254
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,724
No, it's...

255
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,438
Listen to them.

256
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,941
- Listen to them. Best of friends.
- Oh, man.

257
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:57,027
I'm sorry I doubted Jay.
He's been lovely.

258
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,614
Oh, well, confession time.
He kind of didn't want to come.

259
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,119
Well, you're gonna laugh, because
my dad was kind of hoping he wouldn't.

260
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,413
Vvha...

261
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:12,209
They just needed to get to know one another
better. I am so glad that we did this.

262
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,835
Yeah, me too.

263
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:19,633
That's so funny. What did your dad not
like about my dad? Oh, well, you know Jay.

264
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,261
He's a Teddy bear, but sometimes
he can kind of come off as a tough guy.

265
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,180
Yeah, that's true.

266
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,625
As an actual tough guy, you can kind of see
how that would rub my dad the wrong way.

267
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,479
Oh, that's— I-I could see that.

268
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,691
But, you know, my dad's
actually pretty tough himself, so...

269
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,152
Oh, yeah. City tough.
You know, not farm tough.

270
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,905
Uh—huh. You mean, cities,
where there are gangs,

271
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,950
as opposed to farms,
where there are ducks?

272
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,371
Boy, that's really
jammed in there.

273
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,123
Yep. Why don't you
hop on in there, dad?

274
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,292
My dad's got it. — all right,
let's see here. Hang on, merle.

275
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,669
Here. That's good.

276
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,587
It's comin'.

277
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,841
- We got it. We got it.
- Oh, there you go.

278
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,301
Cam, why don't you go get us
a couple of cold ones?

279
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,053
We'll finish
this job up in here.

280
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,722
Sure thing, dad. You earned it.

281
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,099
Yeah. Good helpin' there,
merle. Okay.

282
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,397
Wow. It's hot in here.
It's like 80 degrees.

283
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,734
He did that so the meals on wheels
lady had to take off her sweater.

284
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,444
How do we turn on
the lights in here?

285
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,405
Of course.

286
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:29,161
So, Luke. Now that we're here, you want to
take a minute and say what Walt meant to you?

287
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,038
Nope.

288
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,749
Luke, you are going through
something huge in your life,

289
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,878
and I'm concerned that you're not
processing it in a normal, healthy way.

290
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,422
I'm sad. I'm so very sad.

291
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,735
No, I don't just want to hear what you think
I want to hear. I want you to really...

292
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,552
Hi. It's Kim
with meals on wheels.

293
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,471
Oh. Hi, Luke. Where's Walt?

294
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:52,934
It is like a sauna in here. How does
he stand it? Walt! I'm waiting for my hug!

295
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:58,440
I have some sad news about Walt.

296
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,527
He's dead. What?

297
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,489
- — He died last night.
- Are you joking?

298
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,991
No. He had a heart attack.

299
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,785
A man died.
You're-you're smiling.

300
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,996
I'm not smiling. You are,
mom. It's kinda creepy.

301
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,123
Lenoivvah?

302
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,708
What's goin' on?

303
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:20,087
Something happen to Walt?
Mm-hmm.

304
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,756
- — Well, I'm sure you can imagine.
- He's sick?

305
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,300
He's in the hospital?

306
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,677
Oh, my god. Just tell me.

307
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,723
Okay. He is dead.

308
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:34,184
- He is?
- Yeah, he's dead.

309
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,811
What are you doin'
with your mouth?

310
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,395
Nothing. She's smiling.

311
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,022
She thinks it's funny. I don't.

312
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,607
I don't think it's funny.
I'm not...

313
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,332
I'm not leaving this with you.
I'm sorry.

314
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,695
I'm so sorry. I just found
out my face does this.

315
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,322
Wow, mom, that was so wrong.

316
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,534
Well, it's—it's called
a coping mechanism, Luke.

317
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,412
Some people repress their
feelings, and some people just smile.

318
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,958
It— it doesn't matter. Just put the
TV in the den. Let's get out of here.

319
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,002
It doesn't go in the den.

320
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,046
It goes right here.

321
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,425
I can see it from my room.

322
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,388
Sometimes I'd wake up in the
middle of the night and look down here.

323
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,267
If the TV was on,
I knew he was up.

324
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,770
I don't know.
I guess I'm gonna miss that.

325
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,399
Yeah, that's...

326
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,900
Yeah.

327
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,365
Isthatanybeflefl? Yeah.

328
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,868
It still feels just,
you know, a little wobbly.

329
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,995
Oh! Oh, my god.
Okay, no, no, no.

330
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,164
That's—that's fine.
Thank you. Thank you.

331
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,248
Ohh!

332
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,501
Okay. It's go time.

333
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,587
Oh. Hey, doc.

334
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,965
Huh. That's okay.
It's just a cramp.

335
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,758
Can I get you guys
anything else?

336
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,042
Please, no. He's already made me eat the
world's greatest everything on the menu.

337
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,307
Dad, why are you
acting like this?

338
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,892
Is this about Walt dying?

339
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:01,104
No. It's about what he didn't do
when he was alive...

340
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,689
Have a special bond
with his daughter.

341
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,292
I don't want to be that kind of
dad. I want to be Eugene cernan.

342
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,778
Who's Eugene cernan? Apollo 17
astronaut. Last man on the moon.

343
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,907
Coolest dad of all time.
When he was leaving the moon,

344
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,870
he reached down and wrote his
daughter's initials into the lunar surface.

345
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:19,080
Since there's no atmosphere—
They'll be there forever.

346
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:23,501
Wow. So every time she looks in the sky,
she knows there's a message just for her.

347
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,463
Exactly. That's why dads
everywhere hate Eugene cernan.

348
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,839
Oh, no.

349
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,550
Okay, hate's a strong word.
It's just I'm trying to make...

350
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,929
Oh. Oh, boy.

351
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,680
Honey. Okay.

352
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:40,227
I really want to help, but you know
when someone yawns, it makes you yawn?

353
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,937
You're not gonna yawn, are you?

354
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,939
I already yawned
a little in my mouth.

355
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,818
Jay, I want to thank you
for helping me do this.

356
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,822
I know cam appreciates
not having to do it all on his own.

357
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,701
What? What's that face?

358
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,579
You really want to know? Sure.

359
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,833
Sometimes I think you treat my son
like the woman in their relationship.

360
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,919
- What?
- Like those watches.

361
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,380
Cam's was all big and manly.

362
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,299
The other one looked like
something grace Kelly would wear.

363
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:16,054
Well, that's just because Mitch has a more
slender wrist than cam does. That's all.

364
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,889
It's skinny, not slender.

365
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:21,810
And you're honestly tellin' me you
don't cast Mitch in the more ladylike role?

366
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,229
Are you sayin' cam is
the wife in this deal?

367
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,832
I don't think about it that way.
It's not like it was in our day.

368
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,776
Husband went out to work.
Wife stayed home with the kids.

369
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,445
That sounds like
a clever way of saying yes.

370
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,863
Fine.

371
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,450
They're both equal.

372
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,452
Neither one is the wife.

373
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:43,581
Yeah, yeah.
I know that in my head.

374
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:47,836
It's just that it makes me
feel a tiny bit better...

375
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:54,342
To think that the person he's spending
his life with is a tiny bit of a woman.

376
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,470
I get it.

377
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,432
Every time I start to feel
comfortable with this thing,

378
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,810
some new part comes up
I gotta wrap my head around.

379
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,063
Yep. Yeah. I guess
we got no choice.

380
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:12,110
We got two sons, and they're
gay for each other. Hmm.

381
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,155
I'll take it slow
on the way home.

382
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,490
Don't worry. Canceling
course for adventure.

383
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,826
J' beep—boop—beep—bap—boop 9

384
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,578
you know what I'll never forget?

385
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:26,249
The time my dad spent an entire day
trying to create a special memory for me.

386
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,006
Or when a pregnant lady
slipped in my vomit.

387
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,344
Hang on.

388
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,096
I want to do one thing
before we go.

389
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,475
Hey. You on your way home?

390
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:46,269
Just about.
How's everything there?

391
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:55,737
Actually, it's pretty great.
I can't wait to see you.

392
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,864
Me too.

393
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,574
Okay.

394
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,661
Let's hit it.

395
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,580
I don't know.

396
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,708
Feel like maybe we should
get some food on the way home.

397
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:09,793
Don't.

398
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,506
Maybe a nice tuna melt. Stop it.

399
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,868
,/', /'

400
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,727
I did what I could, mom.

401
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:31,523
It was a nightmare. I can't tell you how
many times I turned off the bathroom light.

402
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,732
Haley!

403
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,652
Oh, crap. Listen, Gloria.

404
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,405
Okay. Everything I told you
technically was not...

405
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:42,117
You lied to me so that you could
have a party without supervision!

406
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,452
Oh, I had plenty of supervision.

407
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,288
He was running around all night
with his coasters and vacuum...

408
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,998
And his
“make good choices” speech.

409
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,960
Good. Somebody needed
to be responsible. Thank you.

410
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,337
Not you. You take rules
too seriously.

411
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,840
- — I'm in trouble?
- You are 13.

412
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,925
You're not supposed to be
vacuuming the party.

413
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,470
You're supposed to be
enjoying the party. Exactly.

414
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,722
A party that you
shouldn't have been having!

415
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,534
Seems like you're
sending mixed signals here.

416
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,768
Yeah. Maybe I should get
my friends and leave...

417
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,813
No, you're in trouble, little young
lady. You're having this party.

418
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,274
What? They've been using
glassware by the pool,

419
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,997
putting feet on the furniture and
begging girls to kiss each other.

420
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,864
Yes. All the things that
you should have been doing!

421
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:25,076
Yeah, all those things are
fine. Go. Have fun and go crazy!

422
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,786
But he's gonna ruin my party.

423
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,539
Two birds with one bullet.

424
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,921
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