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How you doing? Phil Dunphy.

2
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What do I have to do
to get you to ask,

3
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“what do I have to do to
get you into this car today?”

4
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Well, why don't we start with
a test drive? I'll get the keys.

5
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Sounds good.

6
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Right where I want him.
[ Chuckles ]

7
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Come here. Come look at this.

8
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This thing warns you if
you deviate from your Lane.

9
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In my car, that's my wife.
[ Chuckles ]

10
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“Anme, fiyouhytokmrne I
swear, I will kill you!” [ Chuckles ]

11
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Well, I guess this is what I'll be
driving for the next 39 months.

12
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Maybe this is my DNA. Talking,

13
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but you do not seem sufficiently excited
about the prospect of driving a new Cadillac.

14
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No, it's great. I've just
leased the same thing forever.

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Part of me wants to
shake things up.

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I don't know, get something like...

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Like that.

18
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[Andre] Oh, wow. [ Phil]
Colonel klink, that is nice.

19
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[Mitchell] We took Lily
on her first train ride.

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Just a quick trio to Chinatown.

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I was worried she would think we
were taking her back to Vietnam,

22
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but she seemed okay. Yeah, yeah.

23
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Possibly because she was
an infant when she left Vietnam.

24
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Also Vietnam's not China.

25
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Well, I had a lollipop with me,
just in case.

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[Chime sounds] [ Sighs ]
I love that we're doing this.

27
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It's important for her to
explore the city she lives in.

28
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So much diversity.

29
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Keep your wallet
in your front pocket.

30
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My shoe's untied.
Oh, sweetie, it is.

31
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Here, have a seat.
Right here. There you go.

32
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- — Hey, hold bunny.
- [Chime sounds]

33
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No! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no! No!

34
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[ Lily] Bunny! How did
you miss that, Mitchell?

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[ Mitchell ]
Mr. Conductor! I-I— what?

36
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I was purelling!

37
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And it's me. Why would you toss
it? Because my hands were full?

38
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I want bunny.

39
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I know. Okay, I have an idea.

40
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Let's catch the next train
and ride it till it catches up.

41
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They don't catch up.
It's called a collision.

42
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Do you have a better idea?
You're the one that lost it.

43
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No, you tossed it.
He who tossed it lost it.

44
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- — Don't try to clever your way out of this.
- Daddy lost bunny.

45
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She means you. She means you.

46
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Oh, I've wanted a car like this
since I was a kid.

47
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Me too.

48
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I used to imagine the wind
blowing through my perm,

49
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blasting some hall and oates,

50
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maybe horsing around
with my Mr. Microphone.

51
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Yeah, we wouldn't have
been friends back then.

52
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You should buy it.
No. It's not practical.

53
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Practical? You never see a
person on their deathbed saying,

54
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“I wish I'd have been
more practical.”

55
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I see a lot of people on
their deathbed, Phil. A lot.

56
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I thought you operated
on knees and elbows.

57
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Phil, this is a nice car.

58
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And it's half the price
of a new car.

59
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If you don't buy it, I will.

60
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What would Claire say?

61
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You know what?

62
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Maybe we should find you something
with a little more lumbar support.

63
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Yeah. You know, with you
not having a spine and all.

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I have a spine.

65
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- — Do you have a spine?
- I have a spine.

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Want to take it for a
spin? You know what?

67
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I'd rather take her for a spin.

68
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Let's get her top down
and see what she can do.

69
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I— no. I meant the convertible.

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[ Giggles ]

71
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,/' hey, heyj

72
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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

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,/' hey, heyj

75
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j“ hey if

76
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well, I just talked to
the concierge,

77
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and room service
will save me a bread pudding.

78
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Load off my mind.

79
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You mock me, but travel and
leisure says it's not to be missed.

80
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This weekend we're going
up to pebble beach.

81
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I'm gonna meet a bunch ofguys_.

82
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I played high school football
with.

83
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Man, those were
the good old days.

84
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Yeah, unless you were a woman,
black, hispanic or gay.

85
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True. But if you were a straight
white guy who played football,

86
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really couldn't have a bad day.

87
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- Gloria—
- Mmm?

88
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Which watch should I pack? This
one's showier. This one's more expensive.

89
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Why do you care so much
about a watch?

90
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How do I say this without
sounding like an ass?

91
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I'm kind of alegend
to these guys.

92
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Not like that.

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[Honks]

94
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Hey. Who's your daddy?

95
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- — Whoa. Whose car is this?
- [ Phil] Mine.

96
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- I talked him into it. — seriously?
- Mom's gonna let you have this?

97
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Luke, Luke, Luke.

98
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Where is she?

99
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Dad, I don't like this. Why not?

100
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My friend Molly's dad
bought a sports car.

101
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Now he lives
in a studio apartment...

102
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And dates a girl
who works at forever 21,

103
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which she won't be
for two years.

104
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Hear that?

105
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Honey, I'm not leaving your mom.

106
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Might not be your call.

107
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Oh, my god, it's so pretty!

108
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I love it, and I love you, and I
promise I'll take super good care of it.

109
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Can I tell her? Please.
I ask for so little.

110
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Alex, be nice to your sister.
It's dad's car, not yours.

111
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What?
But you're too old for this.

112
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It's just like last year, when he
wouldn't take off those skinnyjeans.

113
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Wouldn't or couldn't?
Hey, I looked hot.

114
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You look hot in this car. Let me
tell you something about your dad.

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Your dad is a man who knows
what he wants, and he gets it.

116
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[Alex] Oh.

117
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At least that's what I heard.

118
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And I was there more as a friend
and an observer... than anything.

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Andre. Hey, Claire.

120
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Honey. Is this the new car?

121
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I know it looks impractical,

122
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but Andre has seen a lot
of people die.

123
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I'm not upset. I'm not
upset. It's a beautiful car.

124
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I'm just surprised you
didn't get the sedan, that's all.

125
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Beautiful.

126
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Good seeing you, cla—
Mmm, it's beautiful.

127
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What just happened?
She did not blink once.

128
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Do you want to come in for a
minute? No, I gotta, you know...

129
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I gotta get to the wife.
Well, do you, uh...

130
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Do you need a ride or anything?
No, no, no. I'm gonna— I'm gonna jog.

131
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Why— why you want to—
I'm just gonna jog!

132
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Lily was up all night because
she didn't have bunny.

133
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Which means that we were up all
night because she didn't have bunny.

134
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God, she must've cried for—
How long was it, cam? [ Snoring ]

135
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Cam, cam. Hmm? Oh, sorry.

136
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Last night was rough
because lily— covered it.

137
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Didn't have bunny.

138
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Jay, tell me,
why are we on the runway?

139
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Surprise.
We're taking a private plane.

140
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- — Wow! I've never been on a private plane.
- And you never will.

141
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I am not getting
on that little thing.

142
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What if the rubber band snaps, and we
fall out of the sky? It's perfectly safe.

143
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It's a legitimate airline.

144
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Hey, folks.

145
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Whoa. Nobody said three.

146
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All right, before we take off, I'm
gonna need to get everyone's weight.

147
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No problem. I'm about 190. Okay.

148
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Oh, yeah. In that
case, I'm 275. Gloria.

149
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I would never put
you and Manny in danger.

150
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Now, come on. Trust
me on this. Beautiful.

151
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It's American music
the whole way,

152
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and I don't want to hear a word.

153
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How you doing there,
spon? Great. Yeah, awesome.

154
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You know what's awesome is
this car has the engine in the trunk,

155
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so that means I get to put these
signs in the seat, which is cool.

156
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Very cool.

157
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[Cell phone chirps]

158
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Huh. What?

159
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Oh, nothing.

160
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My, uh, clientjust wants me
to pick her up...

161
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On the way to the open house,
which is great.

162
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I'll, uh, drop the sign off,
and just swing across town.

163
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[ Phone chirps] Oh, she's
bringing her mom and a designer.

164
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Well, maybe they'll fit in
the trunk. Here it comes.

165
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I was making a joke.

166
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What's your game, woman?

167
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I have no game. You're an adult.
You can make your own choices.

168
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Since when?

169
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Do you want to borrow
the minivan? Yes, please.

170
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Okay, fine. Then you're gonna
have to pick up the kids from school.

171
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Okay, I can't take it. If you
got something to say, just say it.

172
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I have nothing to say.

173
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No. That just says it all.

174
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Okay.

175
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J, » [Latin folk]
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

176
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All— all— all right.
Thank you, Serena.

177
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Seeyoutonmht [beeps]

178
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Good news. They rescheduled
my massage for the morning.

179
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Bad news, it's a dude.

180
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Don't blame me.
It's your mom's fault.

181
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Do you know how many people
died in these planes?

182
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John Denver, patsy cline,
ritchie valens.

183
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I've heard you sing.
I think you're safe.

184
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All right, look. The welcome
dinner starts in four hours.

185
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It's a five hour drive.
No bathroom breaks.

186
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[Slurps]

187
00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,076
Uh—oh. Yeah, I think you're
gonna want to hold on to that cup.

188
00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,661
[Thump] Damn it!

189
00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,579
What was that? Giant pothole.

190
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,891
The dash is lighting up like a
Christmas tree. Tire's blown!

191
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This never would've happened
if we were in the air.

192
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If this had happened in the air, we wouldn't
be in the air. We'd be in rock and roll heaven.

193
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Okay, what do you think? I'm
going to put these in the subway.

194
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Okay. It looks like,
uh, Lily's missing,

195
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and we're offering $25
to get her back.

196
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
No one in their right mind...

197
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Okay, that's all I see now.

198
00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:39,311
How about this one? Okay. Um...

199
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“Missing: Stuffed bunny, brown
and white fur, sympathetic eyes.”

200
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What are sympathetic
eyes? Not those.

201
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I just— I don't
really love the idea...

202
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Of our phone number
being up in the subway.

203
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Okay,
let's play a different game.

204
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How about I be the problem
and you be the solution?

205
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[ Sighs ] I'm sorry. I
shouldn't be so critical.

206
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I know you're just
trying to— got it!

207
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Just came up with a better idea.
Took me less than five seconds.

208
00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:10,968
Okay.

209
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,429
[ Inaudible]

210
00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,514
Huh? Icanthearyou.

211
00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,141
What? Window.

212
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,686
I don't know. Aah!

213
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,229
What did I do? [ Chuckles ]

214
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,355
Oh, my. Yes.

215
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Hi. Hey.

216
00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,692
Nice car. Thank you.

217
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,819
You gonna drive up the coast or...

218
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Oh, no. I'm gonna do some
errands, actually. Yeah.

219
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'Cause other people might go and
buy a crazy car with an engine in the...

220
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In the trunk, but not me.

221
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,620
No. I'm responsible. Mm-hmm.

222
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We have three kids.

223
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You can't pick up three kids
in this car. You can't.

224
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You— it-it...

225
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,754
I'll get you— catch ya.

226
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:49,214
[ Horn blares] I'm going!

227
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Maybe I was a teeny bit mad.

228
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So / blew off my errands
and headed up the coast.

229
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It was my turn to be
irresponsible.

230
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And luckily / had sunscreen
in my purse.

231
00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,231
Well, your strut's shot.

232
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,358
And we can't get parts
for at least a day.

233
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,069
Fantastic.

234
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,798
I don't suppose there's any place you
can rent cars anywhere around here.

235
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,408
You know what, sir? We're
not some one-horse town.

236
00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,368
Of course you can rent a car.

237
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,163
It just happens to be
out for the day.

238
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,916
It's unbelievable. We're
gonna miss the whole weekend.

239
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,752
Ay, I'm sorry, Jay. I know how
much you mean to those guys,

240
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,879
and I know how much
they want to see you.

241
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,507
I'm so sorry. [Man
I uh, excuse me.

242
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,301
You are... so pretty.

243
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:39,890
And if you really need to get
somewhere, maybe I can help you out.

244
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,559
Ay, yes, please.
Thank you. Anything.

245
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,356
Check it out.
Restored it myself.

246
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:53,237
No. I did not get in the
little plane at the little airport.

247
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,572
I'm not gonna get in this—
[ Imitates helicopter]

248
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,866
Flown by that guy that
couldn't fix our car!

249
00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:01,286
Gloria, it's either this,
or we're in the motel.

250
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:05,666
I don't like the sound of that. A lot of
amenities disappear when an “h” becomes an “.M”

251
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,877
you know, when I met you, you
were eating cereal out of a bucket.

252
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,257
[ Mitchell ] Hey, Lily,
guess what? What?

253
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,093
Uh, we just heard from bunny.

254
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,804
This is a terrible idea.
It's fantastic.

255
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:22,724
Bunny said he's on an amazing
adventure, having the time of his life,

256
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:27,604
and that you should pick one of his
best friends to sleep with while he's gone.

257
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,147
Bunny doesn't talk.

258
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:30,732
This is going great.

259
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,777
He does now, because—
Because he took talking lessons.

260
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:39,575
So what do you think, huh? Turtle
or giraffe or, uh, little reindeer?

261
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,202
- Where's bunny now?
- Uh, St. Louis.

262
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,581
- Why?
- He's visiting his girlfriend.

263
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,458
He doesn't have a
girlfriend. He has a boyfriend.

264
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,419
Ohh. Ohh.

265
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,796
I want bunny. [ Mitchell
I okay. No, no. Lily, Lily...

266
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,631
Uh, what about
miss, uh, Teddy bear?

267
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,425
Huh? No?

268
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,510
Uh, Dr. Tiger? No?

269
00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:00,220
Mr. Fish?

270
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,931
I want bunny.
I'm going to St. Louis.

271
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,726
Really? You don't know Nemo?

272
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,520
It's on an endless loop
in the den. I have a job.

273
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,355
And then bodie kicked it to me,

274
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,691
and I dribbled it past
Michael and got it to Tyler.

275
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,985
I was bummed not to be
in my new cool car,

276
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,738
so I wasn'tjoking around
with the kids like I usually do.

277
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,490
And I would've scored
if that kid didn't trip me.

278
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,451
I can't believe
the ref didn't see it.

279
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:26,038
I bet Olivia saw it. She's always
watching you when you play.

280
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,124
Yeah, I know. It's like
she's in love with soccer.

281
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,545
Ugh. Stop texting me.

282
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,757
What? Corey. He's so clingy.

283
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,134
[Speaks Chinese]

284
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,471
[Phil] But, you know, there is
something about driving your kids around.

285
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,389
You're in the front.
They're in the back.

286
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,100
They forget you're there,
and you learn so much.

287
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:50,145
You're like sigourney Weaver
in gorillas in the mist

288
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,689
except gorillas make
less noise chewing.

289
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,984
[Crunching]

290
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,279
Once I hit the coast highway,
I didn't stop.

291
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,407
I turned off m y cell phone.

292
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,992
Late fish tacos for lunch.

293
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:08,455
It was insane. I haven't
felt that free in years.

294
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,500
All my stress
completely disappeared

295
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,962
and so did my keys.

296
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,765
I'm sorry, but these
signs are ridiculous.

297
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,809
Oh, you're right. I
should've used helvetica.

298
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,269
It much better represents
the urgency of our situation.

299
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,939
No, the lengths that we're
going to for a stuffed animal.

300
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,358
You know, cam, maybe it's
time Lily learned about loss.

301
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,026
No. She's three, and I know.

302
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,363
You know how many times I had to say
good—bye to a furry friend on the farm?

303
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,883
And didn't it make you stronger?
Yeah, because I was a growing boy,

304
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,367
and they were
chock-full of protein.

305
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,161
But it was still heartbreaking.
It builds character.

306
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,040
You know, once, when I was a kid, my dad
left my Luke Skywalker doll on an airplane,

307
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,711
and I was so angry— wait, which-which
Luke? Shorty robe or dress blacks?

308
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,629
Shorty robe. Oh, my.

309
00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,340
And you know what he did to
get it back? Not a damn thing.

310
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:04,970
Nope, he didn't lift one pudgy finger to
make a single phone call, and I got over it.

311
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,638
Yeah, well,
I want you and Lily...

312
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:10,225
To have the same healthy relationship
you and your father have, for sure.

313
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,103
All right, give me these flyers.

314
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,915
I'm gonna take everything to this
side of the homeless guy. Mitchell!

315
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,339
Sorry, what are we supposed to
say now? Home-challenged or...

316
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,318
No, look!

317
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:23,321
[ Mitchell] Oh, my
god! It's bunny!

318
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:26,009
Oh, Lily's gonna be so happy. Oh,
that's so great. Go ahead and get it.

319
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,284
What, me? Yeah.

320
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,703
Why should I go and get
it? Well, i-I'm not gonna do it.

321
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,580
Why? I spotted it.
You're closer.

322
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,291
It's your journey. Luke Skywalker?
Pattern breaking? Your father?

323
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,917
Get in there. Fine.

324
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,715
Hi, sir. Hello. Y-You...

325
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,721
Hello. Hello.

326
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,267
H-Hello. Sir? I— I can't...

327
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,685
Oh, for god's sake.

328
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:57,272
[ Coughs, retches]

329
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,442
[Snofls]

330
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,070
Let her hate us. You turned
out great. I did, didn't I?

331
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,780
You're a big lawyer.

332
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,283
[ Rumbling]

333
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,370
This is not the massage
I had in mind.

334
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,998
All right. [ Stops ]

335
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,958
Okay.

336
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:21,046
In about an hour, a train goes through town
that will get us close to pebble beach.

337
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,466
Now, it's not technically a
passenger train, so it won't be stopping.

338
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,428
- What? — so we gotta get running
real good. No high heel shoes.

339
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,740
It wouldn't be wrong if we took
that blanket with us either, huh?

340
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,850
So what do ya say? Anybody
up for a hobo adventure?

341
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,936
If we're voting, I'm a no.

342
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,855
Manny,
we're gonna be right back.

343
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,483
We're gonna get some ice from
the machine in the parking lot.

344
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,444
Classy.

345
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,450
Jay, this is getting
crazy. Is it worth it?

346
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,327
I want to see the old gang.

347
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,913
Do you want to see them or
you want to show off to them?

348
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,082
The private plane,
the fancy watch.

349
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,377
You still want to feel that you're
the big kahuna on the campus.

350
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,504
That's not it.
That's not even a thing.

351
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,381
You know what?
I'm taking Manny home.

352
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,342
If you want to go in the— [
Imitates helicopter] Okay.

353
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,927
Go to pebble beach by yourself.

354
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,138
No. What? That's not the plan.

355
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,117
If you want to go there so bad, that's
the only way you're gonna get there.

356
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,977
I'm not trying to get me there.
I'm trying to get you there!

357
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,645
What? Look.

358
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,527
I may have exaggerated
the size kahuna I was.

359
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:30,407
I may not... technically
have been a kahuna.

360
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:36,079
I was shy, and I spent
most of my time...

361
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,874
On the bench.

362
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,517
But you always made it
sound like you...

363
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,003
I know what
I made it sound like.

364
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,588
[Sighs]

365
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,301
People didn't expect much
from me,

366
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:55,515
and, uh, they certainly didn't expect
me to end up with somebody like you.

367
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:02,564
So this is all about you
parading me around like a trophy?

368
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:04,941
Yes.

369
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,320
Why didn't you say so?
I can be a trophy.

370
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:13,200
Come on. We need to get
this up to pebble beach.

371
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,036
Manny! We're leaving! Get ready!

372
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,997
Oh, good. If we get out of
here in the next 10 minutes,

373
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,999
we don't have to pay
for the second hour.

374
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,672
How you doing there, spon?

375
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:30,008
I'm sorry. It's okay.

376
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,219
Thanks. So...

377
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,679
Whatcha doing
all the way up here?

378
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,393
Did someone snap?
A little, yeah.

379
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,729
I was mad at you for buying
that stupid sports car.

380
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:46,316
I knew it! And I was wrong.

381
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,027
It's a great car.
God, I had the best day.

382
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,737
Phil, I did cartwheels.

383
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,781
Without me? Mm-hmm.

384
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,699
Yeah.

385
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,706
Hey, did you know there's
a girl with a crush on Luke?

386
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,208
Olivia? Yeah.

387
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,002
Mm-hmm.

388
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,837
Oh, and Haley's totally
done with Corey.

389
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,881
That's new.

390
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:14,386
Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll
be useful when they finish buying us.

391
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,388
She's so weird.

392
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,227
I really want to be able to
drive the kids around.

393
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,562
And I need a bigger car
for work. I made a mistake.

394
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,940
No, you didn't.

395
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,733
You bought it for a reason.

396
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,783
When did we stop
coming to the beach?

397
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,161
I think it was when Alex started
printing out water quality reports.

398
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,455
She'll be China's problem soon.

399
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:49,170
You know, we don't need a
sports car to get out here. Mmm.

400
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,506
We should just make a pact.

401
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,175
Once a month,
we get out to the beach.

402
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,469
And we'll tell everyone
we're running errands.

403
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,554
Yeah. Yeah.

404
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,646
So you didn't get
to the dry cleaner?

405
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,231
Mmm.

406
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,860
[ Manny] They say the important
thing in life isn't the destination,

407
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,572
it's the journey.

408
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,950
The challenges
you face along the way,

409
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,330
the unexpected twists and turns,

410
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,541
the disappointments
you overcome.

411
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,961
Look what I found on
the Internet. Oh, my god!

412
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,505
It's Luke Skywalker in
his shorty robe! I love it!

413
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,174
Oh. Mine!

414
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,760
But they're wrong.
It's all about the destination.

415
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,805
Especially when the destination
is your amazing oceanfront hotel.

416
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,599
Thank you again, Serena.

417
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,894
- — Warmest regards, Manny delgado.
- What's he doing?

418
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,897
He's sending flowers to
the concierge. Oh, geez.

419
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,982
Hey. [Snaps
fingers] Credit card.

420
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,734
Mm-hmm.

421
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,239
She wore you down, didn't she?

422
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:01,326
This is not about Claire. I
really want to sell you the car.

423
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,496
It's sad.
She got you to believe that.

424
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:08,083
No, I— turns out I'm
just not a convertible guy.

425
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,753
Well, your loss is my gain.
It's a sweet ride, Phil.

426
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,546
Right? It really is.

427
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,010
[ Inhales ] Uh-oh.

428
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,303
[ Phil ] What?

429
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,097
I'm getting, like,
a whiff of mildew.

430
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,557
[ Inhales ]
I don't smell anything.

431
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:28,561
[ Inhales ] Yep,
that's mildew. What?

432
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,606
This car has been in a flood.
It's a Katrina car.

433
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,025
I'm offended that you tried
to sell me a Katrina car, Phil.

434
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,361
Your wife won't let you
have a convertible, will she?

435
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,030
We will never know,
'cause I'm afraid to ask.

436
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,615
See you later, Phil.

437
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,867
[ Rapid footsteps ]

438
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,452
Why are you running again?

439
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,375
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