1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:04,297 One, two, three, four. 2 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,299 And skip, two, three, four. 3 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:08,426 And turn, two, three, four. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,886 I don't like this part. 5 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:12,346 Well, honey, if you spot the wall, then you won't get dizzy. 6 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,265 Here. Watch daddy, okay? 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,684 Ow. 8 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,954 How cool would it be if you turned into wonder woman right now? 9 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:21,189 Can't even talk about it. 10 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:24,358 - It's the adoption agency. - What? Oh, my gosh, it is? It is? It is? 11 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:25,902 Cam, you need to stop doing that. 12 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,130 Last time, they were just calling to confirm our billing address. 13 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:29,238 Hello. 14 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,865 Uh-uh. Uh-huh what? 15 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,325 Yep. 16 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,826 Really? Really what? 17 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,745 That mother from calexico— She picked us. 18 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,747 She did? Uh-huh. 19 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,100 She—she went into early labor. She's having the baby today. 20 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,667 She is? Uh-huh. 21 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,336 We have to go to calexico right now. 22 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,713 We do? Just assume everything I say is the truth. 23 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:47,423 Okay. Okay. 24 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:49,300 O—okay, yes. 25 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:52,220 Well, thank you so much. Okay, bye. 26 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,347 Um, we're getting a baby today. 27 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:57,225 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 28 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:58,935 Ohh! Wait, wait, wait, wait. 29 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,895 What do we do about Lily's recital? 30 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:05,149 Um— well, you know what? We'll just sit her down. 31 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,151 We'll tell her. We'll give her a Popsicle. 32 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:08,569 Shefllbefine. Yeah. 33 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,988 We have to do this. Okay, okay. Yeah, you're right. 34 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:13,074 I'm gonna go dig up the old car seat. And listen. 35 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:15,952 Let's just take a deep breath before we tell anyone, okay? 36 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,370 Yeah. 37 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:20,206 Jay, Manny! Good news. 38 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,667 Mitch and cam are getting a new baby today. 39 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,126 Really? That's fantastic. 40 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:26,128 And he's latino! 41 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,214 How's that giant fence workin' out for you? 42 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,926 Ifscnaue. 43 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,929 Hello. Did you hear? 44 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,268 Hey, Claire. — you are driving to some California border town... 45 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:42,895 To adopt a baby, and I have to hear about it from Gloria? 46 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,314 I was outside for two minutes. 47 00:01:45,398 --> 00:01:47,733 I kept it in as long as I could. 48 00:01:47,817 --> 00:01:49,694 We're having a baby! 49 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,780 ,/' hey, heyj 50 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,865 ,/' hey, heyj 51 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,909 ,/' hey, heyj 52 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:58,911 ,/' hey, heyj 53 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:00,079 j“ hey if 54 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:03,291 what the... 55 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:04,834 What? What the heck is that? 56 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,460 We're back. 57 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:08,629 We got Alex the cutest prom dress. 58 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:10,464 Show your dad. Hey. 59 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:12,442 Well, I don't like how far down that zipper goes, 60 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,510 but on the plus side, it looks water—resistant. 61 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:17,680 I can't believe Haley's not going to the prom and Alex is. 62 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,932 What's that supposed to mean? 63 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,560 I know I keep saying it, Haley, but you should be going. 64 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,163 It's a major moment in a teenager's life, and you're missing it. 65 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,856 Proms are lame. 66 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,793 It's just an excuse for dressed—up dorks to ride limos and hump each other. 67 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,444 Okay. 68 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:34,572 - — Now I don't like the idea of Alex going. - Sweetie, I think we're fine. 69 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:36,591 It's Alex. What's that supposed to mean? 70 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:37,992 It means you're a geek. 71 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,493 You know what? You know what? 72 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:41,329 I might just go crazy tonight and... 73 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,456 And—and hook up all over him. 74 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,752 - Okay. - Why are you laughing? That's not funny. 75 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,837 I'm not even gonna wear my glasses. 76 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,089 Ohh. I feel better now. 77 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,467 All right. I'm going to the mall. 78 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,429 Um, we need to talk, honey. 79 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:01,849 We're worried about you. 80 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,869 You haven't heard back from the college that wait-listed you, 81 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,370 and all the rest of your friends have, 82 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,154 and now you're just wasting time at the mall. 83 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,232 For your information, I have already filled out and dropped off... 84 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,193 My community college application. 85 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:15,905 And plus also, I'm going to the mall because I have a job interview. 86 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,074 What? Really? 87 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:20,368 My guidance counselor suggested I take a gap year. 88 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,262 You know, a year between high school and college... 89 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:26,457 Where you take some courses, have some life experiences and get inspired. 90 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,793 And obviously work at the gap. 91 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:34,048 The first step in plane building— organize the parts. 92 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:39,011 You got your power plant, you got your fuselage, you got your control surfaces. 93 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:41,389 What's that? It's charcuterie. 94 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,682 You got your prosciutto, your pancetta, your salami. 95 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:44,809 That's charcuterie? 96 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,019 I've been avoiding that on menus for years. 97 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:49,313 They're killing themselves with that name. 98 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,638 They're here! They're here. 99 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,152 Hi. Hi. 100 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,130 Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you, thank you. 101 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,115 Of course. So her recital's at 6:00. 102 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,367 That's the address. Here's her outfit. 103 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,370 This is our camcorder. Get the whole show and some backstage color. 104 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,765 - — Guys, you want to take our charcuterie for the road? - Bup, bup, bup. 105 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,124 They're good. We may need that. 106 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,251 Hello. 107 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,920 Yeah, um— hold on one second. 108 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,443 I think it's the baby's family. They're speaking Spanish. I... 109 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:17,091 Hole. 80 y Cameron. 110 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,676 G cémo esfé? 111 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,636 Uh, excuse me, could you... 112 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,388 Could you slow down just a little bit? 113 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:24,557 What does 'trene'f/co” mean? 114 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,162 It's when they— Or just let her do it. 115 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,477 Yeah. There you go. Okay. Ga/o'? 116 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,105 57, s/. Yo la puedo a yudar. I was doing fine. 117 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,875 He thinks he's some sort of an expert because for the past two weeks... 118 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,211 - — He's been watching this ridiculous Spanish soap opera. - Fire and ice? 119 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,529 Don't say a word about the ending of last night's episode. 120 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,031 Gi—gloria watches that. You'll ruin it for her. 121 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:44,493 8/1 Van a ester esperano'o su llamada, much/m7735 grac/as. 122 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:46,954 It was the mother's sister, juanha. 123 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,415 She said that she doesn't know the exact hospital yet, 124 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,626 but that she will call you, like, in the next hour. Oh, thank you, Gloria. 125 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:55,212 I hate to ask this of you, but would you mind coming with us? 126 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,399 We need someone who actually knows how to speak Spanish. 127 00:04:57,423 --> 00:05:00,468 Fr/o. /I//uy fr/o. Ay, yes, of course. 128 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,845 I would love to. Thank you, thank you. 129 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,097 I'm gonna grab my stuff, and we go, okay? 130 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,141 All right, sweetheart. All right. Come here. 131 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,310 Mmm! Daddy's gotta go, okay? All right. 132 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,479 We're so sorry we're missing your recital, sweetie. 133 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,023 But you know what? You're getting a brand-new baby brother. 134 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,649 Come on. Come on. Mwah! 135 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,234 Okay. All right. Breathe, breathe. 136 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:19,695 Jay, Manny, I'll see you later, okay? 137 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,948 What just happened here? 138 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,617 I have to go to the bathroom. 139 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,382 She's talking to you. You wanna take that? 140 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,746 Ar 141 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,915 Always keep the rhythm in your feet. 142 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,959 Then we're gonna add just a little party in the shoulders, all right? 143 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,378 Now let's get those arms goin'. 144 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:37,505 No, no, no, no. 145 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,316 Arms down here says, “I'm white and I'm sorry,” 146 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:42,718 but arms up here says, “you don't know what I am.” I don't. 147 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:46,514 You're never gonna believe it. You're never gonna believe it. You're never gonna believe it. 148 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:49,808 Guess who got a job? I did. Oh, shoot, I just told you. 149 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:52,520 Oh, honey, congratulations. That's amazing. 150 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:55,022 You got a job. And what is all this? 151 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,650 I stopped by the grocery store to get some stuff for dinner. 152 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,443 You know where the grocery store is? 153 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,863 Yes, mother. I'm celebrating by making dinner for me and Dylan tonight. 154 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:04,615 Would you and dad like to join us? 155 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,535 What's happening? I don't know. 156 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:10,704 Tonight, at dinner, I'm telling my parents the biggest news of all. 157 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,958 After graduation, I'm moving in with someone. 158 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,210 And his name is me. 159 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:24,885 Watch me dance. Honey, you don't need to practice anymore. 160 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:28,556 The turning, the jumping, the little bird thing— you've got it. 161 00:06:28,681 --> 00:06:31,433 What's this? Sweetie, please don't play with the pieces. 162 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,394 I've told you, they're very delicate. 163 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,020 What are you building? 164 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:37,731 It's a model of a plane that was built for Amelia earhart. 165 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:40,526 Why? Because she wanted to fly around the world. 166 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,612 Why? Because she probably needed to get away from her kids. 167 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,739 Why? You know how to stop this? 168 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,700 I'm on it. 169 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:51,870 Lily, we really need you to let us concentrate for a few minutes, okay? 170 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:55,666 Your hair is weird. Um, now I'm flustered. 171 00:06:56,834 --> 00:07:01,046 Oh, you look adorable. 172 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,965 Adorable? I'm not a puppy. 173 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,985 Honey, it was meant as a compliment. Claire, I got this. 174 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:06,468 Honey, you look super sexy. 175 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,012 Eww. 176 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,722 Well, we tried everything. 177 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,432 Oh, good-bye. 178 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:13,017 Wait, wait, wait. 179 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,727 We want to meet this Casanova. 180 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:17,521 Oh, no. Parents aren't really his scene. 181 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,107 Alex, open the door. We are going to get a picture. 182 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,483 Fine. 183 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:26,614 You look flawless. Thanks. 184 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:29,283 Did I not say coral was the color for you? 185 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,785 Look what it does for your skin. 186 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:33,954 Hi. 187 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,372 Hi hey, buddy. 188 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:38,542 Yes, my bad—boy prom date is gay. 189 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:42,171 He just doesn't know it yet, so I'm basically his beard. 190 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,174 Pre—beard. 191 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,800 His stubble. 192 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,802 Okay, say cheese. 193 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,262 Cheese. 194 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:52,348 Okay, now one with flash. 195 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:55,643 Cheese! 196 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,353 Okay, I think you got the picture. 197 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,438 Well, you guys have fun. 198 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,149 Do you want me to touch up your hair, honey? 199 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,734 Oh, no, I'm good. 200 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:10,199 Ay, please. Stop driving the car like a snake. It's making me nauseating. 201 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:13,535 If you want to switch places, there's plenty of room to stretch out back here. 202 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,722 That's why we traded our old prius in for the new one. 203 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,265 You know, bigger family, bigger back seat. 204 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,689 You can fit two car seats and a prize-winning pig back there. 205 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,670 Please don't put a pig in the backseat with our children. 206 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:25,714 I'm not being literal. It's a unit of measurement we use on the farm. 207 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:28,467 You know, like, “that bed's a double-pigger.” 208 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,220 Oh, uh, sorry. Maybe think about something else. 209 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,323 You know, I missed fire and Lee on Monday. What happened? 210 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,683 My guess is a bunch of ridiculous plot turns... 211 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:38,086 Done by ovennrought actors who are impossibly good-looking. 212 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,913 Don't listen to him. Nothing, really. 213 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:42,356 Antonio hired a hooker to murder his father... 214 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,066 So that he can get back the money, 215 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:48,654 but the hooker ended up being his long—lost sister, the former beauty queen. 216 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,656 Oh! Well, I stand uncorrected. 217 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,366 A y, please. Just drive straighter. 218 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,951 Oh, sorry. Are my pinkies up again? 219 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,286 They do that when I get excited. Down, girls. 220 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,290 Well, Alex should be hitting the dance floor right about now. 221 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,875 Must be fun. 222 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,460 Really, dad, let it go. 223 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,713 I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm just sad you're missing it. 224 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,132 I can still totally picture my prom night. 225 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,801 My date was Angela Wilkins. 226 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,263 My dad dressed as a limo driver and spoke with a British accent. 227 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,015 Even announced our arrival. 228 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:21,228 Sir philliam Dunphy and the lady Wilkins. 229 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:24,231 All the cool kids were totally laughing with us. 230 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,942 I am just so glad we met after that. 231 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:31,280 Me too. Yeah. 232 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,282 Wonder whatever happened to Angela. 233 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,909 You don't know? — I haven't seen her in over 20 years. 234 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,120 But that's what's special about prom. 235 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:42,082 No matter what, the lady Wilkins and I will always have that night. 236 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,042 Wow. 237 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,878 Oh, no, no, no. We got this. 238 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:49,256 We'll clean. Oh. Uh, you're cleaning up? 239 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:52,384 What kind of day is this? Cam and Mitch get a new son. 240 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,595 We get a new daughter. This is really fun, you guys. 241 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:58,015 Yeah. Next time, let's do it at our place. 242 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,642 I'm in. Just give me a heads-up. 243 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,394 Our place? 244 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:06,607 Uh, what— um, well, since I have a job now... 245 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,276 And I'm going to community college, 246 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,653 Dylan and I were thinking that, you know, 247 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:14,323 we would get an apartment together. 248 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,408 What? Are you doing sex? 249 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,119 Um— Luke, can we have a minute, please? 250 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,455 Listen, I know that you're concerned, 251 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:25,626 but I'm designing t-shirts now, and they're gonna be huge. 252 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,669 Also medium and small. 253 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:31,757 Dylan, would you excuse us for moment so we can talk to Haley? 254 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,300 Sure. 255 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,886 But you stay. I'll go. 256 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,142 Hi. “Buenos noches.” 257 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,436 We're looking for, uh— enghsh? 258 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,605 Uh, juanita. We're looking for juanita. 259 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,731 Hi. H0/a. 260 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,233 4 Mitchell y Cameron 7 261 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,610 she says, “hello, Mitch and Cameron.” 262 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,530 - — I think we got that. - You brought me here. 263 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:57,825 El bebé nacio nace media hora y se encuentra perfectamente de sa/uo'. 264 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,535 Siete I/bras con cuatro onzas. 265 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:03,413 Es hermoso. Tiene e/pe/o grueso y los o/os grandee y cafecitos. 266 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,166 A y, qué bueno. Did you get that too? 267 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,752 Yeah. Lot of it. Mm—hmm. Uh, just-just tell us. 268 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,673 The baby was born half hour ago, that he's in perfect health. 269 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,008 He was seven pounds, four ounces, 270 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,553 with thick hair and brown eyes. 271 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,221 That's so good. Yes. 272 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,850 - —Juanna. - Padre. 273 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,434 D oue' hace usted aca? 274 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,061 I/en aca. 275 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,565 I/engo con UN serio air/so, mi niria. 276 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,358 - — Perdone. - Gloria, what's going on? 277 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,778 I don't know. The priest comes with grave warning. 278 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,280 That can't be good. Shh! 279 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,163 Something about the grandmother. 280 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,658 She's sick. — Ohh. 281 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,451 - — But now she's better. - Oh. 282 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,996 - And now she knows! - Knows what? 283 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:47,082 To. To niciste esto. 284 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,042 'Iste a mi abue/a acerca de/ bebe'. 285 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,669 4 por que' haria yo ta/ cosa? 286 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,506 Porque Carlos me escogio a ml' an vez de a ti como su amante. 287 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,887 What was that for? The nurse stole her grandmother's almonds. 288 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:03,807 No. The nurse is mad at juanita because juanita stole her lover, 289 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:09,104 and juanita is mad at the nurse because the nurse told her grandmother about the baby. 290 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,315 Our baby? 291 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,409 ,/', r 292 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,994 ,/', /' [ends j 293 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,417 we're both thinking it. I'm just gonna say it. 294 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,086 Lily's dance is not up to the standard of what we just saw. 295 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,589 In my head, I'm golfing right now. 296 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,215 Hi, Mr. Pritchett. 297 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,426 I'm Lily's dance teacher, Lucy. 298 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,846 We have a little bit ofanissue. Lily doesn't want to perform. 299 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,556 Oh, the poor thing. 300 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,391 You get the kid. I'll get the car. Oh, no. 301 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,102 It's really important for Lily's self-esteem that she go on. 302 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,812 I think one of you should talk to her. 303 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,606 You know she stinks, right? 304 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,232 And I think it should be you. 305 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:07,162 Lily, your teacher tells me you don't want to dance. Is that true? 306 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,834 But you were so good back at the house when you were practicing. 307 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,878 I want to go home, to my house. 308 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,755 Oh, to your house, huh? 309 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,509 Are you sad your dads aren't here? 310 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,594 Yeah. 311 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,304 Well, I know they're sad to miss this, 312 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,223 but they're getting you that baby brother. 313 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,975 That's good, right? 314 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,354 You know, honey, 315 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,941 your dads are gonna love you just as much when you get this brother. 316 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,528 Trust me. I first had your aunt Claire and then your dad came along, 317 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:43,031 and I loved them just the same, no matter what he tells you. 318 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,574 You believe me? 319 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,285 Close enough. 320 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,080 So what do you say? You gonna go out there and dance for everybody? 321 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,665 No. 322 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,543 Honey, there must be something I can do to get you out there. 323 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,046 Come dance with me, grandpa. 324 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,631 Now, honey, that's not gonna happen. 325 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,967 How about I give you 50 bucks? 326 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,802 I don't see why I can't do this. 327 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,721 I'm totally getting my life together. 328 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,807 Allow me, if you will, to paint an accurate picture... 329 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,143 Of this life you think you want, okay? Yeah. 330 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,103 Um, at first, it's a blast. 331 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:17,441 Buying a dish rack, hanging a sheet up to turn one room into two. 332 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,611 Allen—wrenching a bookcase called a njarnk because you couldn't afford the sklurg. 333 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,741 But then— then those bills start rollin' in, 334 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,326 so you gotta pick up some extra shifts, and suddenly... 335 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:31,747 Uh—oh, what's that? You're pregnant. You should've been safe. 336 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,874 Oh, and you're stressed and exhausted. 337 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:37,377 You've got a garage filled with unsold huge t-shirts. 338 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,272 And, honey, if you think this kind of stress... 339 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:44,009 Is not going to take its toll on that body and that face, think again. 340 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,219 Good—bye, beautiful skin. 341 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,430 Farewell, silky hair. 342 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,808 And hello, Alex's hand—me—downs, 'cause you can't afford to shop. 343 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,187 Good one. Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,899 Do you think that this is gonna work out? 345 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,484 Yes. 346 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,152 Well, for my parents, I mean. 347 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,613 Foryou, no. 348 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,740 God. 349 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,494 I just want to live with Haley so bad. 350 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,246 It's like I missed all this time with her in Wyoming, 351 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,999 and I thought I was gonna lose her again to college. 352 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,294 Don't worry. I got your back, buddy. That's not gonna happen. 353 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,213 What does that mean? 354 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,131 Dylan, shut the door. 355 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,553 The bedroom door. 356 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,645 Excuse me. Excuse me. 357 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,606 We're very confused. Can somebody please just tell us what's happening? 358 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:43,902 Somebody told the grandmother about the baby, and she wasn't supposed to know. 359 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,322 If you ask me, it was the sexy priest. 360 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,116 Enough! 361 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,618 It wasn't the priest. It was me. 362 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,495 Eduardo. 363 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,958 - What's happening? - Yes, I am alive. 364 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,626 And I may be just a ranch hand, 365 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,129 but I'm the one that told your abue/a about the baby. 366 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,924 I told her because I swore to your mother to look after your family. 367 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,969 Your mother was my lover. 368 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,179 ¢ oue'? 369 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,515 Ay, wait a minute. Now I go from English to Spanish. 370 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,018 Que é/ no esta' muerto— — Can we please just see our baby? 371 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,603 /no/ 372 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,982 Jabue/a! 373 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,277 G co'mo te atre ves a ocu/tar esto de mi? 374 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:30,574 El bebé es mi fami/ia y no va a ser educado por extra/703. 375 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,996 She's saying that she's going to raise the baby. 376 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,584 Cam. No. 377 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,755 Come here. Come on. 378 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,759 Guess what. Suddenly you're 60 years old, 379 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,054 wandering toothless and alone in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. 380 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:56,099 Wait a second. How did Dylan get the nuclear codes again? 381 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,684 During the robot wars. 382 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,996 I think your father may have gotten a little bit off track here. 383 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,898 Honey, listen. The point is, the choices you make today... 384 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,026 No, the point is that it doesn't have to turn out so bad. 385 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:09,029 She's right. It doesn't. 386 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,364 Luke? This came yesterday. 387 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,660 What is it? It's from that college. You got in, Haley. 388 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:16,888 Oh, my god. 389 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:19,831 You got into college? What? That's amazing! 390 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,666 Oh! 391 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,668 It came yes— yesterday? 392 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,837 Luke, why were you hiding this? 393 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:29,174 - I don't know. — do you not want her to go to college? 394 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,052 - — I don't care. - Oh, you're gonna miss me. 395 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,929 Shut up. I am not. 396 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,680 I'm never telling you anything again. 397 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,226 Sorry, little dude, but she's gotta go to college. 398 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,561 Even if that means that she can't live with me. 399 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,146 Oh, Dylan. 400 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,899 Could you do one thing for me though? 401 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,651 Could you take me to your prom? 402 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,070 Really? Yeah. 403 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,365 I mean, if you go off to college and you don't come back here, 404 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,908 I want you to remember me. 405 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,369 I want to be your Angela Wilkins. 406 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,579 Oh mom? 407 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,666 Yes? — can I borrow that purple dress I said you were too old for? 408 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,877 Mmm, in spite of that, yeah. Yeah. 409 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,713 Nh.d. 410 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,341 Do you have a tuxedo I could borrow? Yeah, sure. 411 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,904 I mean, it's the tux I got married in, so it's double-breasted. 412 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,595 Perfect. 413 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,180 So am I. 414 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,349 Okay. 415 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,983 I'm going to get something for my stomach. 416 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,114 Come on, swipe. 417 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,448 Swipe! 418 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,534 Mitchell, I need your help. 419 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,037 It won't swipe, and I'm in no condition to “see cashier.” 420 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,956 Mitchell. 421 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,291 Mitchell? 422 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,668 Mitchell? Mitch— Mitchell! 423 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,586 Where are you going? 424 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,130 I'm just sick of it, cam. 425 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,132 Mitchell, come back here and talk to me. 426 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,801 There are coyotes out here a-and meth addicts. 427 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,511 Every time, cam... 428 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,806 Every time someone says that we're getting a baby, I get my hopes up. 429 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,559 And then— and then, when it all falls apart, I... 430 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,602 We just have to go through the whole thing again. 431 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,271 And then meanwhile, 432 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,524 the child that we do have is at a recital, and we're missing it. 433 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,985 I know. 434 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,029 I'm as frustrated as you are. 435 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,573 Are you? 436 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,326 Because I don't— I don't know how much more of this I can take. 437 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,286 I am— I am so tired... 438 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,080 And—and just disappointed. 439 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,543 I'm just tired. 440 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,760 Let's take a break. 441 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,014 - Really? - It must be exhausting, 442 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,850 always keeping it together for the both of us. 443 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,859 And I'm tired too. 444 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,490 I think I'm lying on a rock. 445 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,450 I'm lying next to my rock. 446 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,289 There's certain moments in life that you ne ver forget... 447 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,586 Like when / held ll/lann y in my arms for the very first time. 448 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,218 I was nervous. I didn't know what/ was doing. 449 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,053 What do you think? 450 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,763 You guys look amazing. 451 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,056 Oh, my little girl. 452 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,017 I was so excited to see him grow up. Have fun, man. 453 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,020 She's asleep. 454 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,730 I tell you, kid, I'm too old for this. 455 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,857 You and me both. 456 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,318 And the more he becomes the little man / know today, 457 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:39,531 the more I know I would do it all over again. 458 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,744 Which is good, 'cause I'm going to do it all 0 ver again. 459 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,414 Turns out that I wasn't carsick. 460 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,208 I'm pregnant. 461 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,482 Okay, Luke, let's see what else you've been hiding from us. 462 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:59,968 Okay, fine. Here's a bill for the birdhouse I blew up at the dude ranch. 463 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,678 You blew up a birdhouse? 464 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,680 Let's hold all questions until the end. 465 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,558 Here's that jury duty thing for the day we went to Disneyland. 466 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,893 - — I didn't want you to cancel the trip. - Good call. 467 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,104 Here's a coupon for a gun range for mom. 468 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,440 - I don't know what that's about. - I don't know either. 469 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,983 Report card. Mm-hmm. 470 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,277 Report card. 471 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,171 Notice from the city to take down the tree house... 472 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,072 Or be fined $25 a day. 473 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,324 Report card. 474 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:26,035 Red light ticket from when me and Manny stole that... 475 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,417 English - us - psdh