1 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:06,174 Is everybody okay? 2 00:00:06,257 --> 00:00:09,302 - I'm fine. Thanks for waiting. - What was that? 3 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:12,614 Water heater, gas line— the training's the same, people. Just stay low and move out! 4 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,140 Honey, Luke's gone. 5 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,642 Claire, spontaneous human combustion is very rare. 6 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:19,103 I don't think he exploded, Phil. 7 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:22,023 Rope ladder works. Least someone followed protocol. 8 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:26,277 Oh! Oh, it's there. Smoke is coming out of Luke's stupid suitcase. 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,363 Like his old man, Luke is a magician. 10 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:32,658 I'm taking lessons from some guy my dad found online. 11 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,452 He came personally recommended... 12 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,871 From the guy who runs the warlock conference up in modesto. 13 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,519 Ow! Ow, ow, ow! 14 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:12,156 Ocupaa'o, big guy. Find another foxhole. 15 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:23,084 ; This is how we learn to sing ; 16 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,796 3 who can go up here with me? 33 17 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,966 cam took a job teaching music at the local middle school. 18 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:31,717 Yeah, his first day's tomorrow. 19 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,719 I'm excited for me, 20 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,763 but I'm probably more excited for the students... 21 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,682 Because a great teacher is a gift. 22 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,350 Hasn't started yet. 23 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,828 I have to tip my hat to my high school music teacher... 24 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,354 A real force of nature, 25 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,917 who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team... 26 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:49,026 And supervised calf birthing for the animal husbandry club. Oh, wow. 27 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,112 Doris Olsen. Great lady. 28 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,948 Lady! 29 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:57,868 3 this is how we learn to sing 33 30 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,294 3 hey, hey3 31 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:08,379 3 hey, hey3 32 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,464 3 hey, hey3 33 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:12,466 3 hey, hey3 34 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,718 j hey jv 35 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:19,307 ay, Jay, I'm going to miss you. 36 00:02:19,432 --> 00:02:21,809 It's one night. No, I don't want to be without you, 37 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,312 not even one night in my whole life. 38 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,355 What can I make you? 39 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:28,733 How 'bout a little room on my side of the bed? 40 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,985 I mean, I shouldn't complain. My wife's a knockout. 41 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,404 But she's at that place in her pregnancy... 42 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,948 Where she's, you know, ample. 43 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,491 And the snoring. 44 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,578 I swear, in the last ultrasound, the baby was like this. 45 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:44,206 So I should be home about noon tomorrow. 46 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:45,333 Who drank all the coffee? 47 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,460 Oh, I, uh— I had quite a bit of that. 48 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:50,129 You know, I haven't, uh, been sleepin' too well. 49 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:53,299 There's actually a funny story about what's causing that. 50 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,510 Mom, I'm fully aware of the changes your body is going through... 51 00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:59,638 And that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy, 52 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,349 but we got a crisis in this house. 53 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:03,642 You've been snoring. But I got you these nasal strips. 54 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:07,563 In the commercial, the old man's angry red sound waves turn to gentle blue. 55 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,815 So I'm like an old man? No! 56 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,151 Like a dog then? A pig? 57 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,029 What is it, Manny? I'm an old man, a dog or a pig? 58 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,490 Jay, help me out here. You've heard it. 59 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,367 I don't know what the boy's talking about. 60 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,702 If this is a glimpse of teenage Manny, I don't love it. 61 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:23,788 Have a little respect for your beautiful mother. 62 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,706 Thank you, Jay. 63 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:28,834 You're right. I'm sorry, mom. 64 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:32,463 And, Jay, have a great trip to San Francisco. 65 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:38,552 Okay. Lily's drop-off time is between 8:45 and 8:50, 66 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:41,055 so you should be fine to get to work by 9:00. 67 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,432 Here is her checklist for her backpack. 68 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:44,392 Wow! 69 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:46,394 Oh, I have this whole thing planned. 70 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:49,146 I'm gonna walk in, take off myjacket and say, “here comes treble.” 71 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,731 Big swing on the first day. 72 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:52,793 Please don't tamp down my enthusiasm. Okay, what else? 73 00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:54,443 Oh, the dimmer came in for the switch, 74 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,421 so I want you to call the electrician, but not Brad. 75 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,548 Remember, we had a problem with him last time about the billing. 76 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,074 He wanted his name above the title? 77 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,410 Yes, you've done that joke before. So cute. So funny. 78 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:05,371 What else? Oh! Lily needs to get a present for gio's birthday party. 79 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,141 Don't be thrown by the invitation. It is a pirates party, not a pilates party. 80 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,750 Now sit. I wanna talk juice boxes. 81 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,502 Cam. Cam. I know what's happening here. 82 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,255 You're feeling very anxious about your first day at work, 83 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,924 and you're focusing that anxiety on my day with Lily. 84 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,069 Really? Are you sure I'm not completely confident about my first day? 85 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,803 Because it's gonna be a home run, 86 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,782 and I am worried about you because you're taking on a little more of the Lily load. 87 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:27,435 - Don't be scared, sweetie. Mwah! - She's not scared! What are you doing? 88 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,603 - Just call me if you need me. - I won't! 89 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:31,998 And thank you for managing my expectations today. Not necessary. 90 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,733 I saw you practicing a bow last night. 91 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,111 That was just in fun. I highly doubt some teenagers... 92 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,321 Are gonna throw Rose petals at my feet. 93 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:41,031 Yeah, well. 94 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:45,411 But I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow-clapped out of my first class. 95 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:48,164 Wrong. I am thinking. 96 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:51,834 If you were thinking, you wouldn't have Seattle as the capital of Washington. 97 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,628 Oh! Yeah. It's spokane. 98 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:58,174 Sure. Which makes the 11th president of the United States James k. Pslk. 99 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,677 Okay. Alex, stop. I'm trying to figure this out. 100 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,388 Buzz. Time's up, dummy. It's Olympia. 101 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,515 Make sure you sound out the big, scary words. 102 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,272 Mom, something's on my mind, and it's really bothering me. 103 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,982 Yeah, it's really bothering me too. 104 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,443 But I think it's gonna be rich, so we better be nice to it. 105 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:20,404 I wanna quit magic. What? 106 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,532 I'm not really interested anymore, but I don't think dad's gonna be happy. 107 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,969 Oh, sweetheart, don't worry about disappointing your father. 108 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,329 He only wants you to do it if you wanna do it. 109 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,164 Tell you what. I will talk to dad. 110 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:34,043 Whoa! “Talk to dad.” that sounds serious. 111 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:37,379 Don't do drugs. Stay in school. 112 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,715 - Luke wants to quit magic. - That's not happening. 113 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,759 Well, see you guys at dinner. 114 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,488 Sweetheart, don't you even wanna talk about this? What's to talk about? 115 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,305 The kid's a natural. He has everything. 116 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,974 The hands, the patter, the outfits. Okay, let's play this out. 117 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:52,811 Evenifheis one in a million, what's our best-case scenario here? 118 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:56,065 He becomes, what? A professional magician? A professional magician. 119 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:59,068 Honey, the boy has a gift. You wanna just throw that away? 120 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:01,111 I don't think it's about throwing it away. 121 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:03,614 I think it's about you— don't I get a say in any of this? 122 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,033 I'm sorry I don't like magic as much as you, but I don't. 123 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,453 - This isn't about magic. - No, it's about my life and you controlling it. 124 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,956 Look, you made a commitment. You will honor that commitment. 125 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,041 Ugh! I hate it here! 126 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,336 Luke! 127 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,344 All right, young ladies and gentlemen. 128 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,097 If I can have your attention, please. Let's settle down. 129 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:32,434 And let's say a temporary good-bye to your neighbor and to life as you know it... 130 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,019 Because here comes treble. 131 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,563 That's right, my friends. 132 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,815 3 we got treble, right here at Franklin middle 3 133 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,608 3 I'm Cameron t. That rhymes with “g” 3 134 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,194 3 and that stands for “good morning” 33 135 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:45,155 huh? Yes! Love the enthusiasm. Go ahead. First question. 136 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,032 When's Mr. Namagachi coming back? 137 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:49,618 Okay, Mr. Namagachi isn't coming back, 138 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:53,080 but there is somebody that I'd like to introduce you to. 139 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,915 Don't know that you've properly met. 140 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:56,917 She's a good friend of mine, 141 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:59,753 and she goes by the name of music. 142 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:05,175 And sometimes my friend music can be shy. 143 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:08,053 33 144 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,014 Sometimes she can be ang/y/ 145 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,391 33 huh? 146 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:16,228 Sometimes she can be playful. 33 147 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:20,816 And sometimes, she can be downright a-funky. 148 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:24,778 - 33 - Train wreck. 149 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:27,072 There's no way he ran this past Mitchell. 150 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:30,492 Daddy always parks in the back of the school. 151 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:33,912 I know, sweetie, but, uh, those spots were all taken. 152 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:36,081 Because we're late? No, we're, like, a minute late. 153 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:39,126 And that's 'cause of traffic. And because I tipped over. 154 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,629 You didn't snap my car seat right. 155 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:44,992 Okay, well, it certainly didn't hurt your memory any. All right. Here's your lunch. 156 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,053 You spilled it! Oh, why is the top open? 157 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,472 Daddy always zips it for me. 158 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,474 Maybe you should zip it. 159 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,225 I heard that. 160 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,019 So, with just a few more minutes left... 161 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,063 - Mr. Namagachi— - Used to work here. 162 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,731 But he got fired, okay? 163 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,501 So now, let's form an orchestra made up of my favorite instruments... 164 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,985 Your beautiful bodies. 165 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:06,362 Gettin' creepy. Okay. 166 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:09,031 So you guys are gonna be my, uh, table slappers. 167 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,783 - You're my bass line. - 33 168 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,702 And you're gonna be my mouth trumpeters in the back with the melody. 169 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,371 33 170 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:18,248 Okay, now, let's bring it all together. One, two, three. 171 00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:20,000 33 okay, no. 172 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:23,087 The bass line is a little— A little softer. 173 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,798 Okay, now, louder with the mouth trumpet. 33 174 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:28,217 Okay, great. Well, thank you so much. 175 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,344 And, um, thought it was a great first day. 176 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,137 And I love the give-and-take, everyone. 177 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,264 And, um... 178 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,689 Hey, dad. How's frisco? 179 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,692 My meetings ended early. I didn't even have to spend the night. 180 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,611 And don't say “frisco.” they hate it when you call it frisco. 181 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,382 How do you know what they hate? You've been there two times in your life. 182 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:51,990 Anyway, I haven't slept in a week. 183 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,451 Gloria's snoring like a water buffalo. 184 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,705 Oh. Well, she's pregnant. It's uncomfortable. 185 00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,749 What's she put on, 15, 20, 25, 30? 186 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:03,877 We're not doing this again. How do I bring it up? 187 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:07,464 Well, for starters, you don't. You suck it up. 188 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:11,802 Dad, your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, 189 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:17,015 is pregnant with a baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do. 190 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,143 I'm just so tired. 191 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,645 It's a small sacrifice compared to what she's going through. 192 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,732 Poor thing, what with the extra 30, 35, 40? 193 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,358 We're done. Fon'y-flve... 194 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,069 All right. Here we go. How's this? That's not the kind we get. 195 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:31,196 Okay. 196 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:35,409 Hello? Hey, cam. Just checking in on me again? 197 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,369 Yeah. Just wanted to see if you got Lily. 198 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:40,414 Yeah. We're just— we're at the grocery store having a great time. 199 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,957 Aah-aah! 200 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,127 Oh. Yeah. Any questions about the... 201 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,712 About the grocery list? 202 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,756 No, we 're just picking up the granola. 203 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,966 So how was it? How was the big debut? 204 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,154 Was it a comfortable ride around the school yard on the shoulders of the children? 205 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:57,014 Well, I stood and delivered. Thank you for sarcastically asking. 206 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,766 Yeah. Thank you. 207 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,185 Okay. Did you call the electrician about the dimmer? 208 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,687 Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on the other line with him right now. 209 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,207 0/7, we/I, ishou/o' probably let you go. Keep your eye on Lily 210 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,609 she has a tendency to wander off 211 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,028 I'm— I'm totally capable of... 212 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,614 - You lost her, didn't you? - No. No, no, no. No, no. 213 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,616 She is right next to me. Hi, honey. 214 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,739 I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case. 215 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,454 Cam, do you honestly think that I would lose... 216 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,706 The doors o'on't pull. They s/io'e. 217 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,010 You never saw me. 218 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:44,019 33 thank you very much_ 219 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,241 Look, um, I thought about it, 220 00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,327 and if you really want to, you can quit magic. 221 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,287 You just have to do one thing first. 222 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,833 Execute the Butler's escape. 223 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,377 It goes without saying that the Butler's escape... 224 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,005 Is one of the most challenging feats of escapology an illusionist can perform. 225 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:16,301 It's based, of course, on the well-known story of the Earl of flanning's manservant, Percy, 226 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,428 who was imprisoned in the tower of London... 227 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:22,516 And, as we all know, refused to take off his uniform when he was shackled. 228 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,561 Famously, as the, uh, tower guard, gert, slept, 229 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,272 Percy freed himself andleaptover the sleeping guard, 230 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,858 giving rise to the popular expression... 231 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,946 Percyjumped the gert. 232 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,448 Why are you making me do this stupid trick? 233 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,742 I think you're quitting because magic's getting hard. 234 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:43,161 And that's not a good reason for quitting anything. 235 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,539 But if you can do this, 236 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,708 then I'll know that you genuinely don't like it... 237 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,294 And you'll have my blessing to pursue other interests. 238 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,005 No strings attached. 239 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,923 Sorry, buddy. I'm so sorry. 240 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,636 You're kidding, right? You cannot really be enjoying that stupid show. 241 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,555 I was changing channels. God. 242 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,308 Why are you so mean lately? Is something going on with you? 243 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,311 - Is it that obvious? - Oh, my gosh. 244 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,563 Come on. You can talk to me. 245 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,273 Mm-hmm. Well... 246 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,609 Mm-hmm. There's this girl at school, and... 247 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,277 She got pregnant. 248 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,237 I know. 249 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:20,592 I've been trying to help her, but with all the pills she's taking, she kind of lashes out. 250 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,826 Oh, honey. This is too much for you to take on alone. 251 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,536 Where are the parents? They're no help. 252 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,122 Dad's all consumed with his plastic surgery business, 253 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,875 and her mom's an ex-model who's trying to launch a music career. 254 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,561 You're describing the show I was just watching, right? 255 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,754 I'm just saying, mix in a book every now and then. 256 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,213 Mean! Mean! 257 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,549 Try to see this from my perspective. 258 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,009 I can't. 259 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,844 I'm not raising a quitter. 260 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,263 Trust me. I know what's best for you. 261 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,742 Now watch your time. In the stage version, the rope's on fire, 262 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,434 and you're suspended over a bed of nails. 263 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,603 I hate this! Why are you making me do this? 264 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,688 Use that anger, lukini. 265 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:55,400 Let it be the key that opens the vault of fear... 266 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,945 That holds the chalice of hope... 267 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:01,156 That contains the elixir of success. 268 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,283 In a few short minutes... 269 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,537 Son of alkazeel! You've done it! 270 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,122 I quit. 271 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,505 So how was your first day? Tell me everything. 272 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,757 Well, you know, it was a lovefest. 273 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,218 And the kids, they were, you know, and... 274 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,595 Is that a roast? 275 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,531 Yes! Yes. But I'm surprised you could smell it... 276 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,809 Over the no-dairy yellow-pepper bisque with cheesy croutons. 277 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,186 Oh, wow. You had time to do a roast and soup. 278 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,647 Hi, daddy! Hi, angel. How are you? 279 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,484 Did you miss daddy? Wow. Bathed and braided. 280 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,570 Yeah. Let me just put you in a more fiattering light here. 281 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,739 The dimmer? Who'd you call? 282 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,700 I called myself, 'cause I did it. 283 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:48,704 Yeah. I had time after picking up gio's present, so, uh... 284 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,331 - Go show daddy what it is. - Okay. 285 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:54,334 Sounds like you had a pretty successful day yourself. 286 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,461 Well, it's just a matter of being organized. 287 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,673 But who am I telling, huh? You do this sort of stuff every day. 288 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,341 Oh, blow on that. 289 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,884 So, tell me more about the kids. 290 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,012 Well, it was as I predicted, you know. 291 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:08,557 They just needed somebody to come in there and bring music back to life. 292 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,934 And, you know, that person was... 293 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,520 That person was... 294 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,731 - Was not me! - What's happening? 295 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,358 It was a disaster, Mitchell. They hated me. 296 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,236 Not just the kids. The teachers. They wouldn't sit with me at lunch. 297 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,363 - I had to sit alone. - Oh, honey. 298 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,907 And my sweater— the shop teacher spilled juice on it. 299 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,493 He said it was an accident, but it wasn't an accident. 300 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,203 It's okay. It's not okay! 301 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,289 I failed, miserably. And look at you. 302 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,291 You did everything so perfectly. 303 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,127 Well, yes. 304 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,712 And— and no. 305 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,422 Look-look, I gotta tell ya. 306 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,340 Uh... 307 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,653 I've just been watching how you've done things all these years, and I just perfected it. 308 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,804 - - Oh, please, Mitchell! - Claire! 309 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,890 Cam, he was every bit the failure you were. 310 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,976 He was late picking up Lily. She was in with the custodians. 311 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,354 The only thing he had less to do with than dinner was the dimmer. 312 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,232 And her hair was in braids because there was gum in it. 313 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,693 And— Why are we hugging? 314 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,612 Because I know if he called you for help... 315 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,739 And heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, 316 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,324 that he had a worse day than me. 317 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,409 Oh, she was horrible, cam! Oh! 318 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,454 You know what? It's gonna get better. No, I know. 319 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,514 We just need some time to settle into these new roles. 320 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,332 You were right to lower my expectations. 321 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,251 I just wish I had lowered mine. 322 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,630 This gonna work its way around to a “thank you,” ladies? 323 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,934 Hey, honey. Surprise! I'm in San Francisco! 324 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,144 What? I dropped ll/lann y at a friend's. 325 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:39,272 And it's crazy, but / hopped on a plane, and I'm here. 326 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,609 I'm driving to the hotel. That is so great. 327 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,028 The thing is, honey, I'm not here right now. 328 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,531 See, I'm, uh— I'm out at dinner. 329 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,075 Probably won't be back for, um... 330 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,952 Oh, I don't know, a couple of hours. 331 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,912 It's okay I'i/ wait for you there. 332 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,706 Don't be silly. How often do you get to San Francisco? 333 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,834 There's so much to see there. 334 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,794 I mean, here. 335 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,880 Ghirardelli square? Fisherman's wharf? Alcatraz? 336 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,008 Hey, take that Segway tour. That's a great way to see the city. 337 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,654 And when you get the chowder, make sure it's in one of those bread bowls. 338 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,763 You can eat the bowl. 339 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,266 Yeah, it's a story you'll tell for a lifetime. 340 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:23,358 You know what? Later on, maybe we could watch some of your Lance Burton DVDs. 341 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,194 Thanks. I think I just wanna try this escape. 342 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,573 Would you mind tightening my arms? Oh, sure. 343 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,992 Mm-hmm. It's just hard, you know? 344 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,703 It's the first time he hasn't shared one of my interests. 345 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,706 It's scary to think that this is the start of us growing apart. 346 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,708 Oh, honey. It's probably just a phase. 347 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,645 Alex is going through something right now. I wish I could figure that out. 348 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,504 I can't breathe. It's anxiety. 349 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,506 No, no, no. I'm fighting the jacket. 350 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,341 The key to this escape is balance. 351 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:53,346 The whole thing is based on the idea of opposing forces holding each other in check. 352 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,599 Actually makes some sense. 353 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,185 “Some sense”? 354 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,896 There are two things I know with dead certainty. 355 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,898 How to shoulder-roll out of a human pyramid... 356 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,192 And the black arts of the Butler's escape. 357 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,777 No, honey. Our house is out of balance... 358 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,572 Because Alex is missing her opposing force. 359 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,575 Hmm? Yeah. Oh, you're missing out. 360 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,078 Some people describe this escape as visual poetry. 361 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,291 Honey? 362 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,591 Oh, no. 363 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,177 Gloria. 364 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,931 You told me that you were in frisco, and you were here in a hotel? 365 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,683 Let me just say one thing. Don't say “frisco.” they hate that. 366 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,685 And how the hell did you find me? 367 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,646 The house has been a little noisy lately, 368 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,564 and the school library is a pickup scene. 369 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,816 So where does a kid go for some peace and quiet? 370 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,069 33 371 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,329 Tell me right now if you're having an affair, 372 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,915 and we will find some time later for me to kill you. 373 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,877 No. I'm just trying to have one night away from your snoring. 374 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,588 You came to the hotel to sleep? I'm exhausted. 375 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,924 And I didn't wanna hurt your feelings, but you're huge. 376 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,510 And you're loud. It's like sleeping with rush limbaugh. 377 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,155 I didn't wanna bring it up because I figured you'd get mad at me... 378 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,639 The way you got mad at Manny. 379 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,684 I am not mad at you because you told me that I snore. 380 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,978 I am mad at you because you didn't say anything. 381 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,689 'Cause I didn't wanna get yelled at. Well, too bad. 382 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,776 When you're married to me, you're going to get yelled at many times. 383 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,987 And you're tough enough to take it. 384 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,114 That's what I love about our marriage. 385 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:38,201 We can say whatever we want, but the next day, we're still there. 386 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,120 That's what I like aboutfitoo. 387 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:44,124 Ah, what am I gonna say you couldn't forgive me? There are things, Jay. 388 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,626 You ready to go? I was thinking... 389 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,630 It's such a shame that this hotel room is going to go to waste. 390 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,882 I like where this is headed. 391 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,511 Make Manny some pasta. I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay? 392 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,600 Hey, dad. Hey, buddy. 393 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,395 Look, I— I'm sorry if, uh... 394 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,647 No, no, no.No. Don't apologize. 395 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,983 There's still plenty of stuff we can do together. 396 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,737 So, if you want out, you are out. 397 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,492 I know we've bought a lot of magic stuff, 398 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,286 but we can return some of it. 399 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:25,040 Merlin's hat, the gloves, most of the capes. 400 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:29,461 - What about Houdini's wands? - Uh, they kind of got broken. 401 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,796 All three? What happened? I got you carbon fiber. 402 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,049 Some kids were messing around with them at school. 403 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,092 What do you mean? What were they doing? 404 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,970 I don't really wanna talk about it. 405 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,683 You know, I went through that. 406 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,394 Kids— kids messing with my stuff. 407 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,146 Really? Oh, yeah. In high school, 408 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,732 when I first got nominated forjunior tumbling congress, 409 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,985 my parents had to sign a release! 410 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,617 Anyway, my buddy dizzy brindizzi saw it, 411 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,703 grabbed it, made a lot of fun of me. 412 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,247 - I thought about not going. - But you did. 413 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,416 Oh, yeah. Had a blast. 414 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,335 Made a lot of friends. 415 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,046 Shared milk shakes with more than one female tumbler. 416 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,590 The minute I stopped caring what other people thought... 417 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,301 And started doing what I wanted to do is the minute... 418 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,804 I finally felt free! 419 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,352 Buddy, 420 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,980 you're gonna make your own choices. 421 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,566 And whatever you decide, I'll always support you. 422 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,985 You're not just saying all this 'cause you're stuck, right? 423 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,322 Nothing you decide will ever disappoint me. 424 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,826 Thanks, dad. 425 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,954 Relax your arms, roll your shoulders fonnard, 426 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,415 bend down your head, exhale. 427 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,917 And then arch. 428 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:54,504 Uh, it sort of worked. Oh. 429 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,051 [ Sighs 1 430 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,473 vveh, honey, I just wanted to check in and say hi. 431 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,725 Alex, come say hi to your sister! 432 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,478 I love you so much. What's up, lady? 433 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:14,232 Oh, my god you did not just say, ”what's up, lady?” what's wrong with you? 434 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,900 I was just saying hello. 435 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,170 It's like the lamest thing you've e ver said! And what is that shirt? 436 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,631 - What are you, a flapper? - I just bought it at that store that you... 437 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,658 Oh, where? Fore ver 7927? And what is going on with your hair? 438 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,785 What's wrong with my hair? 439 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,680 Oh, you should just d/p yourself in boy repel/ant. 440 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,205 Shut up! Mom! 441 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,916 And balance is restored.