1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,216 Jay, have you seen the grapes? 2 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,343 - Yeah. I ate them. - Why would you eat the grapes? 3 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:12,263 They were in a bowl. They were washed. I paid for them. 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,931 They were for the new year's. 5 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,808 Oh, right. What's that goofy thing again? 6 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:17,685 It's not goofy. It's a tradition. 7 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,520 At midnight you eat 12 grapes. 8 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:22,690 You make 12 wishes, one for each month of the year. 9 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,192 And you really think that works? 10 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:27,987 Five years ago I was a single mother living in a slum. 11 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,656 Today I'm driving to palm Springs... 12 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,867 In my new car with my rich husband. 13 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:36,746 You do what you want. I'm eating the grapes. 14 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,749 For new year's Eve we're taking Phil and Claire and Mitch and cam... 15 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:42,543 To this amazing hotel I used to go to in palm Springs. 16 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:44,128 They got a whole package... 17 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:46,214 Dinner, dancing, toast at midnight. 18 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:47,632 I mean, what more do you need? 19 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:50,593 Grapes. I said we'd stop on the way. 20 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,012 Haley, it's new year's Eve. 21 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:55,115 You sure you don't want to go to a party or something? 22 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:57,975 And listen to all my friends talk about how awesome college is? 23 00:00:58,059 --> 00:01:00,370 I know how awesome college is. That's what got me kicked out. 24 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,147 I'm sure uncle Mitchell will feel much better leaving Lily here... 25 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,858 - Knowing that you're in charge. - Oh. 26 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:08,277 You know you're really in charge, right? 27 00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:09,820 How do you know I don't have a party? 28 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,324 Okay, fine. 29 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:18,079 Lily, are you ready for your big sleepover with your cousins? 30 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,164 Who's watching me? 31 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,291 - Haley. - I'm serious. 32 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:25,753 - Alex. - Okay. Let's go. 33 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,464 Every new year's Eve, it's like, “what are we gonna do? 34 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,966 What are we gonna do?” 35 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:32,260 So we were happy that Jay planned this whole thing. 36 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,971 It really takes the pressure off of having to outdo ourselves. 37 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,932 Yeah, and how are we gonna possibly top last year? 38 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,601 Oh. Did we miss it? 39 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:43,396 It's only 10:00. What? 40 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:44,730 It's only 10:00. What? 41 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,691 It's only 10:00! 42 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:49,527 Y hey, heyy 43 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,612 y hey, heyy 44 00:01:51,696 --> 00:01:53,739 y hey, heyy 45 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:55,700 y hey, heyy 46 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:56,951 j hey jv 47 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:03,082 Huh. Place is smaller than I remember. 48 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,209 Smaller is your issue? 49 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,437 When was the last time that you were here, Jay? 50 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,714 Not that long ago. In 1974, '75. 51 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,882 So when I was two? Idontfike when you do that. 52 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,427 I checked the web site. The pictures look beautiful. 53 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,095 Oh! Lizard. Hey. Ew. 54 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,180 Never trust pictures on the Internet. 55 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:21,264 Shoot it from the right angle, you can make anything look bigger and better. 56 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:23,978 Houses, you pervs. 57 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:27,231 He's a realtor. I thought I heard voices. 58 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:30,151 Robby, I told you. It's people. 59 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,486 Oh, my god. That's me in 20 years. 60 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,370 Okay, you be her and I'll be whoever left her. 61 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:36,198 We're checking in. It's under “pritchett.” 62 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:38,826 Jay pritchett, three rooms. 63 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,496 You've been with us before. 64 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,666 How old is that book? Oh, there is something sticky over here. 65 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:49,295 Robby? It came back. 66 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,380 That's not possible. 67 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:54,550 Okay, so the place is not what it used to be, 68 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,135 but we're gonna have fun. 69 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,179 Dining in the starlight room. 70 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,056 Little dancing with the Shelly stroman trio. 71 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:01,474 Oh, there's just two left. 72 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,351 Here are your keys. 73 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,770 Checkout's at 11:00, but if you want to stay longer... 74 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,105 No, 11:00 is good. 75 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,902 Here we go. 76 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,071 Is there anything wrong? 77 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:18,240 No, no. We were just hoping for something a little more romantic. 78 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,284 Come on, now. It's not that bad. 79 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,203 What's in there? Nothing. 80 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:24,372 If you're looking for romance, 81 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:27,124 there's a secluded hot spring nearby. 82 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,876 Kind of a hidden gem. 83 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,544 Huh. Just follow the path... 84 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:32,838 Right by the 12th hole of the golf course. 85 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:34,507 Wow. 86 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,050 Thatsounds kind of nice. 87 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,594 Secluded, natural. 88 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,930 Sexy. Sexy. 89 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,431 What do you think, Phil? 90 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:45,226 Does it smell like eggs? Some of 'em smell like eggs. 91 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:48,020 It's been a while since Phil and I... 92 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,566 The whole month of December, not even a— ; Mm-hmm ; 93 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,068 or a quick... 94 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,445 You know. 95 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:58,114 It's embarrassing. And it's not like us. 96 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:01,283 That's making me anxious, which is why I really need to get... 97 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,910 Thanks again. 98 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,912 Yeah, that's yours to keep. 99 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,497 Okay. 100 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,792 Bye now. 101 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,586 I say we bag dinner with my dad and go find that hot spring. 102 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,147 Honey, we can't just ditch your father. 103 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,673 He wanted us all to be together. 104 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,383 We are always together. Oh, my god. 105 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,760 What are we gonna hear that we've never heard before? 106 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:23,889 Mitch and cam's inspiring story of how Lily saved that kid with the heimlich? 107 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,725 Please. She hugged him, and he spit his gum out. 108 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:29,937 I say we get a bottle of champagne, 109 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,190 look up at the stars, forget our bathing suits. 110 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,609 Mm-hmm. That does sound hot. 111 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,779 I'd just be thinking aboutyourdad the whole time. 112 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:40,531 I'm gonna hop in the shower. 113 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,618 What's in there? Nothing. 114 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:50,350 Oh, perfect. No, great. If we need any socks, someone left one in the bed. 115 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:53,586 My gosh. There is no way crispin stays here when he comes to the beacon. 116 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,463 What's the beacon? 117 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,150 The club that he's always raving about. It's right down the street. 118 00:04:58,174 --> 00:04:59,717 That's where we should go. 119 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,137 Somewhere fun for new year's, while we're still young... ish. 120 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,680 Let's get out of dinner and go there. 121 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,515 - How? - I don't know. 122 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:08,017 Um— okay, okay. 123 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,436 You could pretend to get sick at the table. 124 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,999 You know, fake a cough, stomachache... 125 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,248 Dealer's choice. I don't care. 126 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:14,940 Just sell it and get us out of there. 127 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:17,693 But what about your dad? He wants the family to be together. 128 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,195 We are always together. 129 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,173 How many times do we have to hear Claire tell us... 130 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:23,032 Luke's hilarious comeback to the pediatrician? 131 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,326 Gosh, we should start calling her ranch house, 132 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,036 because she doesn't have a second story. 133 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,246 So good. 134 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,581 I know. Thank you. 135 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,811 Hey. You sure you don't want to play the hunger games with all of us? 136 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,062 My whole life is a hunger game. 137 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,546 Why do you think I'm so mean to you? 138 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:39,298 That's for me. 139 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,011 Hey. Come on in. Hi. 140 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,221 Hey, I'm out. 141 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,681 This is Becca and her cousin Joyce. 142 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,518 Joyce is for you. What? I'm on a date? 143 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,186 But I'm not wearing any Cologne. 144 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,812 Did you know this was happening? 145 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,523 I don't even know what this is. 146 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:58,442 - Joyce, this is Manny. - Pleasure to make your acquaintance. 147 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,819 Can I offer you a glass of sparkling cider? 148 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,947 He's not how you described him. 149 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,490 Don't worry. You'll love him. 150 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,951 Manny, say something romantic. I can't just turn it on. 151 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:08,994 You say something romantic. Cool shirt. 152 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:12,748 - Aw. Can I see your room? - Well, I didn't clean it for me. 153 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:18,420 What... 154 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,090 They're going upstairs, alone. 155 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,425 Is that even allowed? I don't know. 156 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,594 Should we say something? Like what? 157 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:27,346 Like “it's not okay”? 158 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,890 Well, maybe it is. Is it? I don't know. 159 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,268 I just feel like we're not doing ourjob as babysitters. 160 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,770 Of course we are. 161 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:39,024 I'm cold, and I saw a coyote. 162 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:43,571 U' 163 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,573 And Luke turns to him and says, 164 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,575 “Dr. Blaustein, really? Not even dinner first?” 165 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,831 Hand to god. Dr. B. Told me himself. 166 00:06:57,626 --> 00:07:00,337 You know, I'm sorry, but I love this place. 167 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:03,048 I know it's a little rough around the edges, 168 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,526 but I've always had a good time here, 169 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,468 and I'm having a great time tonight. 170 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:07,845 Mmm. 171 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,181 - How's your chicken Kiev? - It's really good. 172 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:12,766 Tasty. Yeah. It tastes like Russia. 173 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,310 What are you waiting for? Get sick. 174 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,228 Not yet. I'll know when it's time. 175 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,480 Honey. 176 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,441 You're sleeping. 177 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,985 I was? Ay, I'm so sorry, Claire. 178 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,780 It wasn't because you were telling again the Luke-and-the-doctor story. 179 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,464 It's just that I've been so tired lately. 180 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,327 Oh. Oh, gosh. 181 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,746 Are you okay? She's been feeling bad all day. 182 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:36,632 Yeah, I think I might be coming down with a little something. Oh, man. 183 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:37,707 Oh, my god. I know. 184 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,084 I drank out of her glass earlier. 185 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,086 No. She's stealing our excuse. What? 186 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,671 Honey. 187 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,759 Wake up, Gloria! Easy. If that makes a Mark, I get the stink-eye. 188 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:50,429 I'm gonna walk her upstairs. I think you need to lie down. 189 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,015 Okay. Just a little disco nap. 190 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,600 Okay. This has been fun. 191 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:58,270 No, no, no, no. Keep the party going. I'll be back as soon as I can. 192 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,857 There it is. Now? 193 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,734 No, I have something stuck in my throat. 194 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,028 It's too bad Lily's not here to give you the heimlich. 195 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,905 Did we ever tell you guys that story? 196 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,699 Do you wanna tell it? Yeah, let me tell it. 197 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,827 Jay, you should go back and spend time with your family. 198 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,829 I can't leave you alone on new year's Eve, 199 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,123 eventhough everyone's waiting for me to come back. 200 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,709 Aw, that's so sweet. Yeah. I just hope I don't hold up... 201 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,562 The lighting of the cherries jubilee. 202 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,714 Okay. Jay, if you really want to go and... 203 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,761 U' 204 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,513 Where'd everybody go? 205 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,848 I don't know. I guess they all left. 206 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,268 You still want the cherries jubilee? 207 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,853 Light 'er up. 208 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:51,073 Hey, if it isn't Jay plunkett. 209 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,033 It isn't. It's— It's Jay pritchett. 210 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:54,576 You having a good new year's? 211 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,162 Eh, kind of a bust. Everybody bailed on me. 212 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,706 I'm gonna hit the sack. 213 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:01,583 Hey, we just had a guy who bailed on us. You play hold 'em? 214 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,378 Yeah, but I should probably, uh... 215 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,965 What's the buy-in? 216 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,883 Jay... 217 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,428 Say hello to, uh, Marty, bugs... 218 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:13,679 How ya doin', Jay? 219 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,723 My ex-husband hugo— Hi. How you doing? 220 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,349 And Billy Dee. Hey. 221 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:20,394 Are you serious? Billy Dee Williams? 222 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:23,689 I'm a huge fan. Well, now you'll have to stay, 223 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,483 since none of these guys have seen me in anything since mahogany 224 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,569 - never even saw that. - Me either. 225 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:32,072 You're kidding. Billy Dee's an alderman trying to keep Diana Ross in Chicago... 226 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:35,951 Rather than become an international model and designer. 227 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,997 My son made me watch it with him. He's gay. 228 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,916 Oh, good. I didn't want to be the one to tell you. 229 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,882 ,¢r 230 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,302 Excuse me! Sir, excuse me. 231 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,597 He's doing this on purpose. He probably just doesn't notice us. 232 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,350 How can he not notice us? We're the only people in here in sleeves. 233 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,935 Hey there. What can I get for ya? 234 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,937 Excuse me, young man. I was here first. 235 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,141 Young man? Why don't you just call him whippersnapper? 236 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,066 This is ridiculous. We can't even get a drink. 237 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,110 Everyone in here's 11, and I'm hot! 238 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,196 If we were hot, we'd be drinking right now. Hi. 239 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:16,241 Yeah, and if we'd stayed put, we'd be enjoying cherries jubilee right now. 240 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,993 Hey, hey, hey. Cam, come on. 241 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,120 It's new year's Eve. We're out together. 242 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:23,040 Where's fun cam who likes to dance? 243 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:24,708 Here. Wh-where— where is he? 244 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,460 I'm over here. Oh, there he is! 245 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,545 Come on! Okay, I'm sorry. 246 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,381 I was just feeling invisible. It'll get better. 247 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,552 Okay, you know what? That is wet. I'm done. 248 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,305 Oh! God! God, no! 249 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,890 Oh! 250 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:44,019 They've been in there forever. Do something. You're in charge. 251 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,206 Oh, please. We both know I'm just the figurehead here. 252 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,649 You really think they're doing something in there? He's 12. 253 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,068 He's 14, but it's touching how close you are. 254 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,653 Fine. 255 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,323 What do you want? 256 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,325 You have to keep your door open. 257 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,410 - Why? - Uh, well, why do you need it closed? 258 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,330 - Because we're gonna make out. - Oh. Um... 259 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,873 Well, you... 260 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,583 You can't have your door closed. 261 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,919 Why? Do you wanna watch or something? That's weird. 262 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,171 Ew! Of course we don't wanna watch. 263 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,714 Perfect. 264 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,008 But you can't— what are you d... 265 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,219 What just happened? 266 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,055 Can I offer you a pina delgado? 267 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,682 It's my own concoction. 268 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,184 What's in it? Let's just say it's cool, it's sweet, 269 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:27,229 and it's not afraid to embrace its own whimsy. 270 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,147 I'm not saying that. 271 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,567 I'm not drinking it either. 272 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,902 So, you making any resolutions? 273 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,030 Yeah. No more blind dates. 274 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,615 You're mean. 275 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,326 You know, she's right, Joyce. You are mean. 276 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:45,289 I've been a gracious host, while you've been rude, sullen and dull. 277 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,309 You'll forgive me if I choose not to start the new year on such a negative note. 278 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,794 Oh, and if you're hungry for broccoli later, 279 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,588 you'll find a piece in your teeth. 280 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,217 Where is this stupid path? 281 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,386 We've been walking forever. We'll find it. 282 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,388 Did that bellman seem a little off to you? 283 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,683 Oh, totally. Maybe there is no hot spring. 284 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,786 Maybe this is all part of an elaborate plan to kill us. 285 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,521 Why would you even say that? I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 286 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,148 [ Sighs 1 you seem so tense. 287 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,859 Come on. This is an adventure. This is fun. 288 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,142 I don't wanna have an adventure. I don't wanna have fun. 289 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,697 I wanna have sex with you. Wha— what? 290 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,158 Don't make me say it again. No, I want you to say it again. 291 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,243 Maybe throw my name in there this time. [ Sighs 1 292 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,537 Claire, what's going on? 293 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,749 Do you know that it's been a month? 294 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,084 No, it hasn't. Mm-hmm. Yes, it has. Mm-hmm. 295 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,961 Day after Thanksgiving. 296 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:36,798 I remember because I came in under budget on all of my Christmas gifts, 297 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,092 and you know how that gets me going. Oh, yeah. 298 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,553 Yeah. I made thatjoke about your clothes being half off. 299 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,597 And yet we still did it, 300 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,350 'cause that's the kind of people we used to be. 301 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,977 What happened? Nothing happened. We're busy. 302 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,562 It was the holidays. Dede was here. 303 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,564 You know, she has a way of— mmm. 304 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,274 Shutting that whole thing down. 305 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:55,859 But is this who we are now? 306 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,111 I mean, first it's a month, then it's a year, 307 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,423 then we're sleeping in twin beds and you're calling me “mother.” 308 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,847 And I can't even bear it, 'cause we're just like my grandp... 309 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,120 Let's go find that hot spring... 310 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,414 And start this new year off with... 311 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,542 Sex in a hot spring. Mmm. 312 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,212 All right, all right. Where— Where should we try next? 313 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,964 Am I yelling? I'm yelling. Yes. 314 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,549 Yeah. Maybe we should just go get some frozen yogurt... 315 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,176 And call it a night. No, cam, come on. 316 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,928 We can't have another new year's... 317 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,846 Where we don't even make it to midnight. I... 318 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:28,308 This entire holiday is just a giant reminder of how the clock is ticking. 319 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:32,312 You know, each passing second is just bringing us that much closer to death. 320 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,564 All this because I suggested some froyo? 321 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,775 I'm— I'm sick of feeling old. 322 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,152 I-I really need this. 323 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,821 Okay. 324 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,156 Let's get you to midnight. 325 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,825 'Kay. 326 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,245 Oh. Look, he's our age. Wherever he's going, I'm sure we'll fit right in. 327 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,830 Okay. Jj/roc/(I 328 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,102 okay, no judgment. Perfectly acceptable lifestyle. 329 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,770 Just not for us. No! 330 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,547 Okay, but we are not giving up, all right? We're like goldilocks. 331 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,173 The first bar was too young, 332 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,134 the second was— Whatever that was, 333 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,094 and the third will be just right. 334 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,097 Mitchell. Three bears. 335 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,349 I mean— right? 336 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,268 Here. This one. 337 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,353 J'j' 338 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,528 You wanted to feel young. 339 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,113 And I do. 340 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,995 I'm sorry. I push people away. 341 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,456 I feel myself do it, but I can't stop. 342 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,833 It's hard to like someone when you don't like yourself. 343 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,753 You're right. You have so many good qualities. 344 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,839 You're attractive, you're witty, you're bright. 345 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,175 I just wish you could see yourself through my eyes. 346 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,177 Aw. You're such a good friend. 347 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,554 Friend? That's where this is headed? 348 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,557 Well, friendships last longer. Not this one. 349 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,643 I've got enough friends. Happy new year, Joyce. 350 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,274 So what's the plan, Haley? I'm going in. 351 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,110 That's our baby brother up there. I'm not ready for all of this. 352 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,654 The girls, the hormones— it's gross. We can't just barge in. 353 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,300 I'm still trying to get the image of mom and dad out of my... 354 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,576 Oh, god, it's back. I'm coming in! 355 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,203 What are you doing? 356 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,497 Just putting away some laundry. 357 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,958 - That's a bra. And a tablecloth. - Can't you do this later? 358 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,835 Excuse me. Does your mother know you're here? 359 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,796 - Yes. - Does she know our parents aren't? 360 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,797 Yeah. 361 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,549 Big pause, no eye contact. 362 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,113 I was so much better at this than you. 363 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,220 - You're out. - No, she's not. 364 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,514 Yes, she is. It's late, you're 13... 365 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,599 Founeen. Founeen, andlfifiess nmmebmmbhmem 366 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,802 wants me to call her parents and tell them she lied... 367 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,770 I better go. Bye, Luke. 368 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,772 Wait. Why does she have to go? 369 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,024 - Because I said so. - You're not the boss. 370 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,944 - Don't talk back to your sister. - Ugh! I hate you! 371 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,404 You hate me now, but someday you'll thank me. 372 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,116 I think I owe mom a huge apology. 373 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,828 Is anyone watching me? 374 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,083 Aces and eights. 375 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,962 Lady sings the blues. Three Jacks. 376 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,630 Sorry, Billy Dee, 377 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,513 but where do you go to tattle on prince Harry when he's naked in Vegas? 378 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,927 Straight to the queen. 379 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,303 Well, that's it. I'm out. 380 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,931 Me too. Oh, hell. It's almost 11:00. 381 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,560 I gotta do my set in the starlight room, and I'm missing a pasty. 382 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,538 What's the matter with everybody? It's early yet. 383 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,802 Yeah, I'm having fun for the first time since I got here. 384 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,443 How long has she been there? What are you doing here? 385 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,779 Gloria, everybody ditched me, 386 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,990 these guys invited me to play poker, 387 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,950 and look who I'm sitting next to. 388 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,621 _ uh— - she has no idea. Hello. I'm Billy Dee Williams. 389 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,498 Hello. I'm Gloria the wife. 390 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:42,669 Jay, it's almost midnight, and we forgot to buy my grapes. 391 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,564 Did you try room service? They probably have grapes. 392 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,506 Oh, nothing fresh. 393 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,926 But you can always fish some out of a can of fruit cocktail. 394 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,971 Jay, you know that I need real grapes for my wishes. 395 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,307 It's a Colombian tradition. It's only moderately insane. 396 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,035 I have grapes at my house. No, I don't want you to blow new year's. 397 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,605 Oh, please. Every night is new year's for Billy Dee. 398 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,649 I like you, Billy Dee. 399 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:08,195 So at midnight, you eat them and then you make your wishes. 400 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,946 Well, that sounds vaguely familiar. 401 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,670 I might have heard about that when I did that love boat with charo. 402 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,243 You know charo? He's obsessed with charo. 403 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,995 No kidding. 404 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:20,707 Oh, my god. 405 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,210 A classic rolls corniche. 406 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,171 I have been in love with this car my whole life. 407 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,548 In my village, if you didn't drive one of these, 408 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:31,426 you couldn't call yourself a drug lord. 409 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,346 Would you like to drive it? 410 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,389 Does the bear sit in the woods? 411 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,975 Classic charo. 412 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,190 Was it worth my meltdown? 413 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,400 It always is. 414 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:53,615 Just you and me, under the desert sky. 415 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,408 I'm Lawrence of Arabia, 416 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,703 you're Mrs... Of Arabia. 417 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,166 Hey there. Oh, my god. 418 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,170 Sweet. You're the first ones here. Welcome. 419 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,172 Uh, welcome to what? 420 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,092 To nude year's Eve. You saw the fiyer? 421 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,928 No. I told them. 422 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,388 Robby. 423 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,265 So I— whoa. Nude year's Eve? 424 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,475 You said nude year's Eve. It's clever. 425 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,770 Yeah. We're the palm Springs nudist association. 426 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,897 It's how we celebrate the new year. 427 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,525 - I can see. - Fresh. Like newborns. 428 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,528 - Naked. - Yeah. I got that. 429 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,947 We have to get out of here. We have to get out of here. 430 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,008 Our clothes are trapped under that pile. 431 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,385 You really wanna stand there naked... 432 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,160 Sifting through all those drawstring pants? 433 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,830 Okay. Scooting over. Just scootch in. 434 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,581 Okay. Scootin'. 435 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,958 Oh! Oh. 436 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,041 Hey. 437 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,544 Phil, something just touched me, 438 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,962 and it's not from your side. Oh! 439 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,464 - Who wants champagne? - Oh, I'll have some. 440 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,300 Okay. Oh, my gosh. Okay. 441 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,884 Oh, sorry. Pardon the reach. 442 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,594 Wow. 443 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,013 Thank you. 444 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,223 We've gotta make a run for it. 445 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,393 Well, now it's just gonna seem rude. Phil! 446 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,688 I love this car so much! 447 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,331 Where you gonna take us next, Billy Dee? 448 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,650 A surprise that's gonna blow your mind. 449 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,111 Amflumcmnnebmy demwn. 450 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:20,910 And these are from the gentlemen at that table over there. 451 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,620 Oh, free drinks. More free drinks. 452 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,956 Thank you. Thank— They can't hear me. 453 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,374 Thank you! 454 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,002 This is what models must feel like. 455 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,463 Excuse me, but has anyone ever told you... 456 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,423 You look like a young Van Johnson? 457 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,092 Oh, no. That— that's so sweet though. Thank you. 458 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,720 Mmm. Free pass? Pull up Van Johnson on your phone. 459 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,485 I need to know how I feel about that. He was gorgeous. You're fine. 460 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:45,935 This is nice, huh? Compliments, free drinks. What could be better? 461 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,980 All right, gentlemen. Almost midnight. 462 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,815 Pucker up. 463 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,779 New year's is so weird, the way it makes you think about time. 464 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,320 Ten, nine... 465 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,821 Cam. 466 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,215 I think that's why... 467 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,533 People put so much pressure on themselves to have fun. 468 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,119 Seven, six, five... 469 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,913 I mean, I guess / son' of get it. 470 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,875 Four, three, two, one! 471 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,960 [All laugh 1 472 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,632 quick, quick. Make your wishes. 473 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,884 Like right now / wish I could just slow o'o wn time, 474 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,346 'cause I am so not ready for him to grow up yet. 475 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,224 I know. 476 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,267 I want him to stay our stupid little brother. 477 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,481 Hey, happy new year. You too. 478 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,609 Oh, my god. What is in this? 479 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,153 Oh. Sorry. That one's mine. Oh. 480 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:43,034 And I swear to you, I was so nervous, 481 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,370 I think I might have put on somebody else's undennear. 482 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,747 I love this story. 483 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,624 Almost as good as yours, Van Johnson. 484 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,209 Oh, look. Here comes Jay. 485 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,628 I feel bad he missed all this fun. Oh. 486 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,564 Hi. Look, they're back. My devoted family. 487 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,967 Everyone, this is our dear friend, Billy Dee Williams. Hey, hey. 488 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,052 Oh, my god, it's lando. 489 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,138 Excuse me, Mr. Williams, 490 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,349 I just have to tell you, I've loved you since I was a little boy. 491 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,810 I'm so starstruck right now. 492 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,603 You must be Mitchell. 493 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,814 Jay told me all about you.