1 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:04,589 Oh, great. We got the prius... 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:07,276 That could make dinner reservations, buy movie tickets, tell us the weather. 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:10,011 I just want one thatopens. 4 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:11,572 Maybe we should have gotten that one. 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,056 Mitchell? 6 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,993 Oh— oh, my god, Teddy. Canlthbisteddy 7 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,894 Teddy? Teddy Teddy? 8 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:19,854 Doc— Dr. Teddy! 9 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:24,025 Teddy was Mitch's one significant boyfriend before me. 10 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:26,277 Uh, Mitch had recently just come out. 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,363 And as he put it, it was hard to love someone else... 12 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:31,866 If he couldn't love himself. 13 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,160 I actually said those words? 14 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,953 It's kind of hard to love myself right now. 15 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,122 You were the one who said, “I need some time. 16 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,707 I'll call you when I heal more.” 17 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,250 - Ten years later— - Aww! 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,045 I never said that. Time to heal more. 19 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:45,588 That's so sweet and sensitive. 20 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,215 Why did you kill that part of yourself? 21 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:48,692 You know, I'm hosting a fund-raiser... 22 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:49,943 For the hospital this weekend... 23 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,469 At that roller rink on south main. 24 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,845 Any chance you guys can come? 25 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,531 Yeah. Absolutely. We'll be there. Possibly. 26 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,099 - Okay. - Great. 804:00, Saturday. 27 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,684 I'm so glad I bumped into you all. 28 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,853 Us too. Say bye, Lily! 29 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:03,147 Bye, Lily. 30 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,482 I taught her that, so... 31 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,567 Bye, lhy. Bye. Bye, Teddy. 32 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:09,320 Oh, my gosh, he's great! 33 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:11,465 You're okay making plans with my ex-boyfriend? 34 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:13,908 Um, yes. It's been a hundred years. 35 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,577 Plus, this is one of the many benefits of being gay. 36 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:18,287 We can be friends with our exes... 37 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:20,390 Without all the petty jealousy straight people go through. 38 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,458 Well, I guess I am friends with pepper, so... 39 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,919 I went on one date with pepper. One. 40 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,963 When are you gonna stop bringing it up? 41 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,423 When you stop reacting like that. 42 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,218 Daddy loves pepper. I taught her that. 43 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:35,096 Y hey, heyy 44 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:37,181 y hey, heyy 45 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,267 y hey, heyy 46 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,269 y hey, heyy 47 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:42,520 j hey jv 48 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,441 that's private. 49 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,860 Sorry. But why do you have all of our names down on a list? 50 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,612 It's for my school essay. 51 00:01:51,696 --> 00:01:52,839 “Pick a hero in your family... 52 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,508 And write about why you've chosen him or her.” 53 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:56,325 You're still in the running, 54 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:58,595 but I'm not loving that you're drinking wine while watching my brother. 55 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,789 Well, it was from an open bottle of white in your fridge, so... 56 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,750 It's aboutjudgment, Claire. It's not the '70s. We know better. 57 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,460 There was lipstick on the bottle. 58 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:08,421 There are my babies! 59 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,172 - How was dinner? - Perfect. 60 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:11,882 I had a steak. I had some ice cream. 61 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,193 Gloria found a hair in her fish, 62 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,802 and it didn't cost us a penny! 63 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,804 It might have been my own hair, 64 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,557 but Jay was so happy that I didn't say anything. 65 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,101 - What? - Mm-hmm. 66 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,454 Honey, you got a second before you go? I wanna talk about something. 67 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,915 All right. Why is she smiling at me like that? 68 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,482 - It's good news. - Okay. 69 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,985 You remember Bob from my office? 70 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:34,006 Uncle Bob. The one who did the trick where he'd pull the quarter out of my ear. 71 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:36,216 He learned another trick. He pulled 50 grand out of our pension fund. 72 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,241 I fired him. 73 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:38,492 But the worst part is, 74 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:40,369 I was grooming him to take over the company. 75 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:41,537 But there's an upside. 76 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,331 He wants you to work for him! 77 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,749 I know it's just a job right now, 78 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,060 but you know that he has this thing going on in his chest, 79 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,253 so you never know where you're going to end up, Claire! 80 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,297 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Gloria. Gloria, it's a cold. 81 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,798 Anyway, look. Mmm. 82 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:54,568 I know you've been wanting to get back out there, 83 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,611 and I always thought that if you did go back to work, 84 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,137 you'd come back to work with me. 85 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,514 I-I worked there for half a summer 20 years ago. 86 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:02,058 And it— it was terrific, honey. 87 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,143 Listen, obviously, we'll start you out slow. 88 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,312 We'll give you time to relearn about the place... 89 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,022 And then maybe move you up. 90 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:10,358 You know, you do know a guy. He means him! 91 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:12,081 It's a wonderful opportunity, dad. Thanks. 92 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:14,004 Could I think about it, talk to Phil? Well, sure. 93 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,589 I'll call you tomorrow. All right. All right. 94 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,299 Here's my boy. Give me my boy. Here's your man. 95 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,533 Here's little man. Oh, love him. 96 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,370 What did I say about these flowered blankets for him? 97 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:23,954 Huh? 98 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:26,707 He's starting to take after Hugh hefnerd over there. 99 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:30,086 Very amusing, Jay. Let me just get your name down here. 100 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,757 Another brochure from a community college. 101 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,926 You know, I bet mom is having them send these. 102 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,721 Really? You don't think they've targeted you as a must-have recruit? 103 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,824 At least this one doesn't have that fakey lunchtime shot... 104 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,683 Of a black guy, Asian girl and an Indian... 105 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,811 Oh, wait! There it is. 106 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,855 Wow, that wheelchair kid is really cracking everybody up. 107 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,958 Girls, your mom's on her way home with dinner! 108 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:55,194 I never got this. If he sees it, we'll have to talk about it. 109 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,322 What? 110 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,490 What what? 111 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,707 If grandpa calls, I'm not home. 112 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,794 What happened? He wants me to work for him. 113 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,088 Like, groom me to take over or something. 114 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,548 I don't know how I'm gonna say no. 115 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:18,111 Why would you say no? I thought you were looking for something. 116 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,154 We could use the money, too, especially if Haley decides to go back to school. 117 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:24,432 Oh, is she still throwing out those college brochures? Just tossed one now. 118 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:26,434 Who does she think empties the trash? 119 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,978 You know what really sucks? That job could be great. 120 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,772 But my dad is a terrible boss. He is so mean. 121 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:33,941 “Princess, coffeepot's not gonna wash itself.” 122 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,861 That's where you got that? I said it to you one time. 123 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,530 Well, you just gotta tell him straight up, man-to-man. 124 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,115 Woman-to-man. You're very shapely. 125 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,577 I know. I will. It's just I hate it so much. 126 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:48,622 The— the four big times that I disappointed him, it devastated me. 127 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:51,292 I mean, the first time, I cutoff all my hair. 128 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,294 I went to college out of state. 129 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:56,547 I crashed his vintage jag into a wall. 130 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,050 That's only three. 131 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,428 Kids, dinner! 132 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,224 Jj/pop/ oh, loving this already. 133 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,327 If no one gets a concussion, we're totally coming back. 134 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,897 So listen, if at any point you're not okay with seeing me and Teddy together, 135 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,690 just please let me know, and we can go. 136 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,484 Oh, well, thank you. And if at any point... 137 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:20,654 You're not okay with me being so okay with it, you let me know. 138 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:22,990 Teddy! Teddy! Hey! 139 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,115 Ah, hey! Hey! 140 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,951 Oh, look at you! 141 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,704 This shirt is fantastic. You're adorable. 142 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,414 You're adorable! 143 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,000 Oh, I think somebody has a crush! 144 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,104 Thank you so much for having us. I don't know which one of my girls is more excited. 145 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,898 Hem. Cmneon let's get you some skates. 146 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,215 I want Teddy to come. 147 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,258 Oh, honey, i-I'm sure Teddy has other things... 148 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:43,177 No, no! You guys go! Catch up. 149 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,595 I'll lace up. Okay. 150 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,222 Okay. Come on. Ready? 151 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,474 Have fun, okay! Hey, uncle cam! 152 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,809 Oh, my gosh! Hey! What's— what's going on? 153 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:52,811 What— what are you guys doing here? 154 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,939 - Teddy invited us. - You guys know Teddy? 155 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,524 Yeah, totally. Yeah, Teddy's great. 156 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,234 Heads up, amateurs! 157 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:02,029 It's time to rock 'n' roll! Do you get it? 158 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,198 - Cam, what are you doing here? _ um... 159 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,867 - Oh, hell, it's dad. - Whose dad? Not your dad. 160 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,953 I have been avoiding his calls all day. 161 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,913 Quick, Phil, slingshot me. All right. 162 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,957 Oh. Limbo skate, kids. 163 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,543 How low can you go? 164 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,546 I'm at a roller rink with my family on a Saturday night. 165 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:19,630 I win. 166 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,799 I have got to get a photo of Lily. 167 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,509 Teddy's making her giggle so hard. 168 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,928 Oh, well, everybody loves Teddy, so... 169 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,514 But you'll let me know if you're not okay. 170 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:32,560 Mitchell, do you know your entire family's here, invited by your ex-boyfriend? 171 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,896 Phil and Claire, Jay and Gloria, your cousin Pete. 172 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,856 Hey! 173 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,900 Okay— it's a— It's a fund-raiser, all right? 174 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:42,361 I'm sure he just invited everyone on his contact list. 175 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,865 Oh, well, that makes sense. Yes, of course it does. 176 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:49,577 And... I'm fiattered. 177 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:52,079 Why are you flattered? You know. 178 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,290 - I don't. - You do. 179 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,294 I really don't! 180 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,008 Gloria, throw on those skates and take a whirl with me. 181 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:07,177 Oh, I totally would, but I'm taking care of Lily, and she doesn't want to. 182 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:08,387 Yes, I do. Oh. 183 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,055 No, you don't. You told me before. 184 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,474 You don't remember? Why would I lie? 185 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:16,145 Gloria, you don't know how to roller-skate. 186 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:19,648 Of course I do. I know how to do everything. 187 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,402 I can't lie to that face. 188 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:26,905 It's a good thing that we're not married. Well, I don't... 189 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,658 I can't skate. I am an elegant woman. 190 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:33,996 That means that I never do the few things that I don't really do that good. 191 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,706 But I'm a natural teacher. 192 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,625 But I'm going to look stupid. 193 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,209 Gloria... 194 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,086 Trust me. 195 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,922 As long as you're standing next to me, you will not look stupid. 196 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,092 Oh, thank god! There is no place to sit. 197 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,303 Always room at my table for my darling nieces. 198 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,013 You beat us to it. 199 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,973 We were gonna ask this kid if we could share. 200 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,976 Well, he was just leaving. Yeah, you could totally sit with us. 201 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,562 You know, I debated even putting you two on here. 202 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,691 Whoa, fancy. 203 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:05,027 Yeah, I know. Well, I did use to work here. 204 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,988 W-W-Wait. You're the Claire from the bathroom? 205 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:09,573 Oh, is it still here? 206 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,116 Y-Yeah. Oh. 207 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,994 Oh! Hey! Look at you two, catching up after all these years. 208 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:16,348 It hasn't been that long. It's been a month since you came by... 209 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:18,207 When Alex had the flu, right? Oh, no kiddin'? 210 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,834 I do get a home-cooked meal out of it. Plus I owe these guys. 211 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,562 Phil helped me buy my last two houses. Oh. 212 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,673 So good. Such great stories. 213 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:28,342 I Jay I hey, you! You owe me a phone call. 214 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:32,221 I know! I'm gonna call you! Hey! Teddy's here, huh? 215 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:35,265 Yeah, deadbeat. You owe me 50 bucks for the golf. 216 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,744 Well, maybe I'll slip it to you during your next prostate exam. 217 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,729 I'll bet you're counting the days, you perv. 218 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:44,066 Oh. So funny. You and Jay really seem to have a thing, don't ya? 219 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,735 And gloria— what's the nature of your relationship with her? 220 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:48,529 Well, actually, we just met tonight. 221 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,699 You know, I'm not so sure she likes me. Really? 222 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:54,493 Oh, well, I mean, she just takes a little time to warm up. 223 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,246 Oh, thanks. And thank you, again, for coming tonight. 224 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:01,291 With the money we raised, we'll be able to inoculate over 4,000 needy kids... 225 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,627 Against some truly awful diseases. 226 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,547 And how well do you know Luke? 227 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,215 I love that movie too! 228 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,801 Yeah, that cool fight scene on that skyscraper in Shanghai... 229 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,469 It really made me want to go to Japan. 230 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,012 Why? Shanghai's in China. 231 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,949 I'm just saying, you don't want to fly to Japan, 232 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,034 get in a cab and say, “take me to downtown Shanghai.” 233 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,978 It's a pretty expensive ride. 234 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,272 Um, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 235 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,358 Come with me. Be right back, guys. 236 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,112 Uh, what do you think you're doing out there? 237 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,823 I'm fiirting. That's what I was afraid of. 238 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,051 I'm not gonna pretend I'm stupid just so a boy will like me. 239 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,579 Of course not. But you don't have to put the poor guy to shame. 240 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:42,541 Flirting with boys is about increasing your value, not decreasing theirs. 241 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,878 That's a complicated thought. What magazine taught you that? 242 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,629 You're doing it again! The mean thing. 243 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,965 Can you even hear it or what? 244 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,884 I heard it. Good. 245 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:55,763 So now that he knows that you're smart, let's work on being nice. 246 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,431 Wanna ditch the hoodie? 247 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,224 It's all good. It's a process. 248 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,978 Man, tough finding a hero in this family, huh? 249 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,272 You know, I've got problems of my own. 250 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,275 I can't always be the lovable sidekick on the Manny show. 251 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,277 Did you even notice I'm binge eating? 252 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,572 Whoa. You're really going through something. 253 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,866 Wanna talk about it? Not even a little bit. 254 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,285 And don't go hounding me like you always do. 255 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,704 Well, thanks for restoring my faith in this family. 256 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,998 Too bad I'm not related to Teddy. He seems terrific. 257 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,042 Doesn't he, though? 258 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,752 Knees bent. 259 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:30,297 Arms loose. Chin up. Butt out. 260 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,132 Ay, no, Phil. This is too much! 261 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,842 Nojuflremember “kbalcubo” huh? 262 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,262 K-b-a-I-c-u-b-o. “Koala bears always lose cherries under big overpasses.” 263 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,467 Ay, no! How am I gonna remember all that? Uh, uh, oh! 264 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,974 Oh! Aah! I gotcha. 265 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,351 Ay. Ay. 266 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,311 A y, teddy— Teddy, you're amazing! 267 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,772 Thank you for saving me! 268 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:49,042 Let me get in there, boys. Excuse me. 269 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,400 Boom! 270 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,905 Okay! Okay, clearly it's time to talk. 271 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,616 All right, cam. Cam, you're obviously upset. 272 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,994 But trust me. There are no lingering feelings between me and Teddy. 273 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,579 I don't care about you and Teddy. 274 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,957 I don't like what's lingering between him and your family. 275 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,750 What? Mitchell, look around. 276 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,253 Your family is cheating on me with your ex-boyfriend. 277 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,397 Cheating— okay, yes. Th-there is a bit more contact... 278 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,131 Between them than I realized, but... 279 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,510 Oh, oh. Now this is where we make cam the oversensitive drama queen. 280 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,555 God forbid we take any action to make things right for me. 281 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,358 Well, okay. Okay, what do you want me to do? 282 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:25,227 Would you like me to ask them to break up with Teddy? 283 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,110 - Is that what you're asking? - Of course not. 284 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,545 - I would never ask that. That would be insane. - Well, good. 285 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,358 It would be as insane for me to ask that... 286 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,610 As it would be sane for you to offer it. 287 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,571 So that is what you're asking. 288 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,155 No, that's what I'm not asking. 289 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,867 But if you decide to do it, I want it to come from you, not me, 290 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,910 because I'm clearly not asking for it. 291 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,121 Okay, this is nuts. Is it? 292 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,291 I worked my fingers to the bone to get these jumpy protestants to love me, 293 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:51,712 and now I find out they're holding a torch for the man who came before me? 294 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,464 It's not nuts. It's actually quite painful. 295 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,842 Excuse me, sir? You just won a prize... 296 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,969 For setting a rink record on the boxing machine. 297 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,114 If you wouldn't mind taking a picture for our wall of fame? 298 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,890 Oh, yeah, sure. Absolutely. Just one second. 299 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,892 Okay. That's exciting. 300 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,977 Mitchell, I know you'll do what's right. 301 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,479 Unless you like seeing me humiliated? 302 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,982 Thank you. 303 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,284 Everybody was staring, Phil. 304 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,304 What if we practice outside where no one can see us? 305 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:28,332 Ay, and now I have the nervous burps! 306 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,750 Oh. I'm s— Claire. 307 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,919 Dad? Wh-what are you doing out here? 308 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,063 Apparently, this is the only way we'll get to talk tonight. 309 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,547 About this job— mm-hmm? 310 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,133 Hey, guys. This sounds really important, dad. Hang on. 311 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,776 - Go ahead, Mitchell. - Okay, so listen. 312 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,219 This is coming from me. No one else. 313 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,846 But I need you to do something. 314 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,098 - And I don't want you to give me any fiak. - Aw, geez. 315 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,826 That's fiak. I-I think it's a little weird... 316 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,603 How you all still hang out with Teddy so much. Told you. 317 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,774 And I think it would be appropriate if maybe you all, you know, stopped seeing him. 318 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,710 This is coming from cam, isn't it? 319 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,235 No, it's not. 320 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,946 Wait a second. 321 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,907 Cam doesn't think we can love him and Teddy at the same time? 322 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,493 And you just sold cam out like that. Wow. 323 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,081 What is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's sad. 324 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,583 [ Man on pa. I hey, skaters! Nolan emergency, 325 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,585 but we do have a small fire in the snack bar. 326 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,630 We'd like everyone to calmly file outside. Thanks. 327 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,590 Okay, everyone, the exit's over here. 328 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,093 Come this way, please. This way, to the exit. 329 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,303 All right, everybody over here. 330 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,888 You guys, just do this for me. 331 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,932 But... he's all the way over there. 332 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,226 There's no hurry. We're in a wooden box built in 1970. 333 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,644 Let's go! All right, let's go. 334 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,604 Okay, well, thank you. That's very nice. 335 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,772 Okay. Sweet of you. 336 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,732 Hey, skaters, good news! 337 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,944 Fire's out! Sony for the scare. 338 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,780 All right, before you get upset, 339 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,532 this was just about convenience. 340 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,616 Was it? Mm-hmm. 341 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,493 Or was it a perfect metaphor? 342 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:51,415 Congratulations, Mitchell. This is as sad as I've ever been in roller skates. 343 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,878 Okay, be careful. I don't want to get hurt, okay? 344 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,131 No one's gonna get hurt. Hold on! 345 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,215 Ow! That hurts! 346 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,175 Okay, it we could just— ah! 347 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,344 Son of a Mitchell! Ah! 348 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,680 Do not worry one bit. 349 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,724 You are gettin' it. 350 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,809 Let's get away from the cars, huh? 351 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,855 Disgusting. 352 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,607 Jeff? Claire pritchett? 353 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,860 No way! I haven't seen you since you worked here. 354 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:23,363 Oh, wow! You— you still do. Yeah, do what you love, 355 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,699 you never work a day in your life, right? Uh-huh. 356 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,593 This is perfect. Some civilian just yakked in the rink. 357 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,077 Can you take over for a minute? 358 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,912 Um, uh, no. 359 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:32,676 It's kind of where I make most of my money. 360 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,583 You know, I hate to shut it down. Mmm. 361 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,419 I got a girl pregnant. It's a whole thing. 362 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,272 All right. I'll do it for a minute. Sure. Great. 363 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,380 Okay. Thank you. Thank you. 364 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,382 Oh, hey yeah? 365 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,967 I still think about that kiss. 366 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,387 Uh-huh. 367 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,890 Oh, god. 368 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,100 Yes. 369 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,685 Mom, I threw up. 370 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,480 Oh, honey, that was you? You gonna be okay? 371 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,273 Let me get you something for your tummy. 372 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,400 I'm just so stressed out. 373 00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:03,528 - You know that hero essay I have to write? - Mm-hmm? 374 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,452 Well, dad kind of assumed I wrote it about him. 375 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,074 Mm-hmm. But I didn't. 376 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:10,202 And now he wants to read it, and I don't know what to do. 377 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,388 Don't worry about your father. I am sure he'll understand. 378 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,290 Claire, I need some ice for Cameron. 379 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,375 And we have to talk about the job. 380 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,919 Unless you've taken back this one. 381 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,504 Dad, I'm with a customer right now. 382 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,464 I'll be with you in just a moment. 383 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,593 Honey, I'll talk to your dad. 384 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,804 You don't think he'll be upset I wrote it about you? 385 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,514 You wrote it about me? 386 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,599 Mom, you know me and homework. 387 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,477 I didn't give it much thought. What's a hero? 388 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,731 Someone who's not afraid of anything and who's strong— that's you. 389 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,399 But dad's so great too. 390 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,235 Oh, here it comes. Okay. All right. 391 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,004 You just sit down. Sit down, sweet pea. 392 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,613 Have your drink. You're gonna be fine. 393 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,616 Okay. 394 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,035 Here goes. Um... 395 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,622 So, dad, the last time we worked together, 396 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,332 it was tense between us. 397 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,793 - What? No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was. 398 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,879 You were— you were really hard on me, and you talked down to me. 399 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,215 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Right. 400 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,551 And when I confronted you, like I am doing now, 401 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,887 you were insensitive, like you are being now. 402 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,973 And while I really appreciate the opportunity, 403 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,558 and I do love you very much, 404 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,352 I don't think that working together is a very good idea. 405 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,606 - All right, fine. - Mm-hmm. 406 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,859 I'm not gonna lie. I'm very disappointed. 407 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,449 - Yeah! - We won! 408 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,119 - Man, that sucks! - Yeah, totally unmasculating. 409 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,454 Well, at least you guys look cool when you play. 410 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,540 Let's play again. This never happened. 411 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,334 Actually, we need to go hang out with our family for a while. 412 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,878 Really? Now? 413 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,922 Yeah, but we'll be around. We'll see you guys. 414 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,049 Wh-what happened? Did I mess up? 415 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,652 No, you did great. So he didn't like me. 416 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,761 No, he totally liked you. Then why'd we walk away? 417 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,931 This was never about him. This is about getting you some confidence. 418 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,766 Guys will pick up on that. Better guys. 419 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,769 Guys who can lose to a girl without feeling emasculated. 420 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,399 Okay, try not to throw this in my face one day, 421 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,401 but sometimes you're actually really smart. 422 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:10,155 Like, smart smart. I hope you know that. 423 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,491 Wow. 424 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,618 Thanks. 425 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,498 And I'm totally throwing that in your face one day. Are you kidding? 426 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,878 Oh, thank you so much. Everything go okay? 427 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,755 No. Actually, I was trapped back here, 428 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,340 my dad and I got in a whole thing. 429 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,050 Now he's mad at me. 430 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,053 - Oh, where'd you find that? - I know where you keep the beer, Jeff. 431 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,723 I hate this feeling! I swear, it started when I was 12 years old... 432 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,558 And I got a “c” in social studies. 433 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:42,395 The way my dad looked at me, you would have thought I'd worn a tube top in church. 434 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,023 He knew it crushed me. He didn't care. 435 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,400 That's why I can't work for him. 436 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,028 He was hard on me then. He's gonna be hard on me now. 437 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,198 Telling you, people don't change. 438 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,243 I've changed. I don't wanna put up with this stuff. 439 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,579 I am a completely different person than I was 20 years ago. 440 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,707 All right, kids. That's gonna be 18.50. 441 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:06,461 Out of 20? Here's your $1 .50... 442 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,964 Ithoughtso. 443 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,882 [ Sighs 1 444 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:14,970 well, I mean, do you feel good that you were at least honest with him? 445 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,722 No. And... super no. 446 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,077 Because I'm the one who's left with this awful feeling every time I disappoint him. 447 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,770 It's not fair. 'Cause I'm not the bad guy here. 448 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,356 He needs to know that. 449 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,487 How's that? 450 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,032 Is that better? Yeah, much better. Tha— thank you, Teddy. 451 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,410 You're fixed! Skate with me! 452 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,078 I think it's a little soon, sweetie. 453 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:43,081 - No. Teddy. - But— oh, sure thing, kiddo. 454 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,004 Hey, lots of ice, no cartwheels for three days. 455 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,710 Yeah. 456 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,253 Ready? Come on. 457 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:52,132 Good guy. Who? Teddy? Yeah. Yeah, he's the best. 458 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,843 Nuts he can't find anybody, huh? 459 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,137 Gotta be something a little off there. 460 00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,932 He definitely did not bring out the best in Mitchell. I can tell you that right now. 461 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,642 Oh, really? 462 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,478 Well, you know, not that it matters, but in what way exactly? 463 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,231 Honestly? When they were together, 464 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,358 Mitchell could be a bit of a pill. Oh. 465 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:15,363 Now, I like Teddy, but when they broke up, I was actually kinda glad. 466 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:19,075 Of course, Mitchell thought that I was uncomfortable because of the gay thing, 467 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,036 and maybe I was, but... 468 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,496 I really just want him to be happy, 469 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,166 like he is now. 470 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:29,919 And when you two started up, everyone thought, “well, there it is.” 471 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,090 Okay, kio's. Couples'skate. 472 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,510 Grab someone you love and get out there. 473 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,179 Jay, you can be so... 474 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,765 Fntnotskafing with you, cam. Yeah. 475 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,685 What about me, dad? You wanna skate with me? 476 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,562 Yy 477 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,273 What qualifies someone as a hero? 478 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:55,445 , u obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect... 479 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,655 A person we look up to, 480 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,700 a person who is generous of spirit... 481 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,287 - _ hey! - Hi. Hi. 482 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,872 Who's willing to grow and learn. 483 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:09,250 So, dad, if that offer still stands... 484 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,586 Really? What changed? 485 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,922 A couple of things. 486 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,466 Maybe it's the person you love most in the world.. 487 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,969 Or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. 488 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,114 It's cool! Now everybody's laughing at me! 489 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,933 Keep rolling! This is your chance! Ay, no! No! 490 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,477 Yeah! 491 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,355 Phil! I know. 492 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,607 Fornmnflwwgh— go, dad! 493 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,068 The hero in my family is my family, 494 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,154 because of who we are together. 495 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,747 C-minus. “This was not the assignment.” 496 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,501 I'll tell you who's not my hero— Mrs. Rita McNabb. 497 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,967 Oh, thank you! Thank you! 498 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,635 What is everybody looking at? 499 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,478 I guess I could tell the story one more time. 500 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,115 Sure, yeah. Well, I was mad about something. 501 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,807 I don't even remember what. 502 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,517 I turned— now, at this point, 503 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,436 I'm more animal than I am man... 504 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,479 Strike the punching machine, 505 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,731 and apparently I broke some sort of world record. 506 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,334 I guess the thing that I'll never forget... 507 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,860 Is the sound that it made. 508 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,946 It was, like, bells and whistles and sirens. 509 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,781 It's impossible to describe. 510 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,325 That is literally the first punch I've ever thrown! 511 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,707 You are never to see him again. Yes, I know.