1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,037 I'm mad for you, Diane. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:04,305 Roger's dating already? 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,174 O.M.G. I wonder if she's younger than him. 4 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,575 Can you hold on a second? 5 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,676 [ Cellphone beeps ] 6 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,345 Lorraine, how's my favorite client? 7 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,157 I've been on something of a hot streak at work. 8 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,349 I've tapped into a rich vein of new clients... 9 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,151 Recently divorced moms. 10 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:19,587 You might say i hit the single-mother lode. 11 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,588 [ Laughs ] 12 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,356 How about that master suite, huh? 13 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,525 Maybe if i had someone to share it with. 14 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:29,597 Lorraine, you are a beautiful woman with a lot to offer. 15 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,200 Should we make an offer? 16 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:35,035 It's a great house, but I'm just gonna be alone. 17 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:38,239 [ Laughing ] Diane, you're not gonna be alone. 18 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,774 You're gonna get a loan. 19 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,586 Sodas, snacks... Poker game's in the basement. 20 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,378 Look, i need more sleep than you, 21 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,880 and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree, 22 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,183 the sun has been right in my eyes every morning. 23 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,252 It's not a prune tree. They pruned the tree. 24 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,462 And I'm not switching places with you, 25 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,531 so you should just put your head at the other end of the bed. 26 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,924 Uh, why? So my feet get the pillow? 27 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,192 And I'm the dumb one. 28 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,861 Diane, you have got to forget about him. 29 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,463 Roger's Cheyenne's problem now. 30 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,464 Honey... 31 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,798 You know what? 32 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,367 You need to talk. 33 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,868 Starbucks for a little go juice? 34 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,737 [ Cellphone beeps ] What is up? 35 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:10,738 I need to go into the office. 36 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,048 My dad wants me to close out the monthly. 37 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,541 [ Laughs ] What? 38 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,376 Monthly. Never mind. Go on. 39 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,920 I'm stretched a little thin today, so i need you 40 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:19,046 to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids, 41 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,624 and maybe clean up those branches in the front yard. 42 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,250 Done and done. 43 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,551 Is that an expression, 44 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,262 or did you really only remember two of the things i said? 45 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,188 The second. I'll leave you a message. 46 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:30,124 [ Cellphone rings ] 47 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,125 Hello? 48 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,126 Phil. 49 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,227 Sorry. Call back. 50 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:41,261 Captions by vitac... 51 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,439 *** 52 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,308 [ birds chirping ] 53 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,843 I have bad news, Jay. 54 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,513 Joe was thrown out of the gymboree. 55 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,182 Again? What happened? 56 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,916 He pushed Mason. He made him cry. 57 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,951 The teacher said that we cannot go back. 58 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,354 That's ridiculous. Mason's a big baby. 59 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,323 Everybody there is a big baby. 60 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,425 But Joe plays very rough. 61 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,428 And we know why. It's the curse. 62 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,030 Not that I'd ever want to discourage you from whispering, 63 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,765 but that's not a thing. 64 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,535 There is a mark of the devil in my family. 65 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,437 My great-great grandfather 66 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:19,807 was given the location of an emerald mine 67 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,141 in exchange for his soul. 68 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,811 There's, like, paperwork or something that proves this? 69 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:27,047 And they say that the day of his daughter's wedding, 70 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,149 a great bird came from the sky 71 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,651 and snatched him with his claws 72 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,152 and took him far, far away. 73 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,688 You're aware that a remarkable number of your stories end 74 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,358 with a family member being carried off by a giant bird. 75 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,892 I only know what i was told, Jay. 76 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,337 I'm just saying after the third time, 77 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,297 we might think about moving the party inside. 78 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,865 Okay, maybe it's not the curse, 79 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,335 but you know that my family has a very dark side. 80 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,803 My cousin aurelio is a horse thief. 81 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,706 My uncle Carlos fixed soccer games. My aunt... 82 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,050 Did he teach them to pick the ball up 83 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:55,185 and throw it down the field? 84 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,320 'Cause that's the only way you fix soccer. 85 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:59,313 Manny escaped it, but i am not sure about Joe. 86 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:02,316 Gloria, this is about an uptight teacher. 87 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,184 And so what if Joe's a little boisterous? 88 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:07,154 Whatever happened to letting kids be themselves? 89 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,922 Ready. Lose the hat. 90 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,400 I guess I'm supposed to see "sound of music" 91 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,425 in a regular hat. 92 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,426 Nothing against "sound of music," 93 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,703 but there's a lot of other things 94 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:14,738 we could do this afternoon. 95 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,872 You ever hear of "death wish"? 96 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,431 Oh, i love "death wish." 97 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:20,434 Manny, that's the charity where the sick kids go to, 98 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,002 like, a concert with Madonna 99 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,938 or to the super bowl with Justin bieber, or they... 100 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:25,939 No, no, no, no, no. 101 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,275 It's a movie... New York, '70s, 102 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,610 Charles Bronson's a firm family man, and he... 103 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:30,778 Who's pushed to the limit 104 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,580 until one day he decides to fight back. 105 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,548 You've seen it? It's called "death wish." 106 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,183 I doubt it ends with him trading banter 107 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,785 in an apartment with Marsha Mason. 108 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,589 Hey, fiancé. 109 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,856 Hello, my intended. 110 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,292 That one sounds a little murdery. 111 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,469 [ Menacingly ] You are my intended. 112 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:46,794 Stop it. Stop it! 113 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:47,961 So, while you're out, 114 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,397 I'm gonna review our flower options, 115 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,641 and i have to say, so far, I'm partial to floral and Hardy, 116 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,468 but I'm gonna give one last look at florist gump. 117 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,437 You love a business with a clever name. 118 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,771 I do. Guilty. 119 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:00,441 Can i just say i love how this is going? 120 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,276 Mm. Mitchell and i agreed 121 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,278 that i would be in charge of the wedding 122 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,747 after the tragic news last week from the Andys. 123 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,082 Uh, not the mountain range. No. 124 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,118 Our friends Andrew and Andrew... They broke up. 125 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,729 The stress of planning a wedding was too much. 126 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,154 They were quibbling about... 127 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,789 Everything. 128 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,391 I mean, uh, which is why I'm just happy 129 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,492 to stay out of his way. 130 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,828 Yeah, i dream big. Then i winnow down. 131 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,396 Dream big. Winnow down. 132 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,264 Dream big. Okay, winnow down. 133 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:26,300 Yep. Stay out of my way. Sorry. 134 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,602 Daddy, where's Larry? 135 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,971 Oh, well, you know how cats are, sweetie. 136 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,673 They're... They're wanderers. 137 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,675 But i haven't seen him in days. 138 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:35,776 Well, he'll be back, okay? 139 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,077 Trust daddy on this. 140 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,313 Okay. 141 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,690 You know, I'm starting to get worried 142 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,282 that Larry might not come back. 143 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,951 Oh, he's definitely dead. What?! 144 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,519 Yeah, street meat or coyote chow. 145 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,764 We'll wait a couple weeks, and then we'll get a new Larry. 146 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,924 Uh, you're pretty nonchalant about our family pet dying. 147 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,927 And shouldn't we help our daughter process this loss? 148 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,696 Yes, we will, and she'll be fine. 149 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,765 And it's not nonchalant. 150 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,966 It's farm life. 151 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,368 Death is everywhere. 152 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,770 You just learn to not get too attached to anything. 153 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,338 Oh, so, what, if i were to die, 154 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,440 you would just wait a few weeks and then replace me? 155 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,642 Of course not. 156 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,378 Where would i find another gay Mitchell 157 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,646 with your exact markings? 158 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:19,987 What's happening, big al? 159 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,331 Yeah, let's go ahead and veto that nickname. 160 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,890 Hey, Reuben taught me this cool trick. 161 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,359 Close your eyes. 162 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,460 Aah! 163 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,896 Oh, my god! What is wrong with you? 164 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,564 You kissed a girl. Now we're even. 165 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:31,799 Just paying off a poker debt. 166 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,034 Luke's creepy friend just kissed me. 167 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,003 Ew. Reuben? That little weirdo? 168 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,004 I'm still here. 169 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,406 I'm gonna go boil my mouth. 170 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:41,542 Oh, hey, guys. Game's downstairs. 171 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:42,510 Hey. 172 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,177 This little game you dorks play, 173 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,813 we talking milk money or heavy cream? 174 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,648 A lot of fresh bar mitzvah money down there. 175 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,649 Mind if i sit in? 176 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,818 We kind of got a no-girls policy. 177 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,854 Is it a policy or just something that keeps happening? 178 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,690 [ Sighs ] The second. 179 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,258 [ Cellphone rings ] 180 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,359 Hey, honey. 181 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,929 I am so excited i can't stand it! 182 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,407 If you're gonna move your hands around like that, 183 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,671 you need to put the phone down. 184 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,699 Okay, okay, okay. 185 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:06,567 For cocktail hour, 186 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,669 they're creating a running waterfall 187 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,404 onto which they're going to project 188 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,706 a hologram of us embracing. 189 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,374 But we're still winnowing, right? 190 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,443 Already winnowed. 191 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,777 I cut the angel costumes. 192 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,245 Hard choices, Mitchell. 193 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,380 Okay, i got to go. I'm so excited! 194 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:23,551 Yeah, me too. 195 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,953 [ Sighs ] 196 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,128 You know what? 197 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,467 Best thing about my relationship with cam? 198 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,968 Trust. 199 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:44,872 Newsflash... I can be an obsessive person. 200 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:48,876 In the past, I've had trouble letting someone else 201 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,311 call the shots. 202 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:55,916 Giving up control made me crazy. 203 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,752 That's what makes my life with cam so freeing. 204 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,221 I can turn over big things to him 205 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,457 and never give them a second thought. 206 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:07,861 Out of sight, out of mind. Bye-bye. 207 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,137 [ Sighs ] 208 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,739 Phil. [ Scoffs ] 209 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,907 This is... 210 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,142 Oh! Oh, my god! 211 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,443 Phil? 212 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,612 Phil?! 213 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:25,955 Alex: Yeah, i was just sitting there, 214 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,314 and he basically molested me. 215 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,315 Excuse me? 216 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:29,783 She's talking about Reuben. 217 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:30,784 Who are you?! 218 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:31,685 You boys better have money. 219 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,120 I am not doing this for free. 220 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,588 W-w-what's... What's happening? 221 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,923 Oh, i hear you, Joyce. 222 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,425 His time's important. Your time isn't, right? 223 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,761 Let me buzz you back, superstar. 224 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,762 Claire: Mm-hmm. Okay. 225 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,763 Hey, honey. [ Cellphone beeps ] 226 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,364 Branches are still in the front yard, 227 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,766 i just took a rake to the face, 228 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,210 Reuben is getting really weird on Alex, 229 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,437 and Haley's doing something for money in the basement. 230 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,539 It's all gonna be fine. 231 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,873 Daddy's home, superstar. 232 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,041 No. Don't call me that. 233 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,276 I'm not one of your needy little divorcées. 234 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,478 Um, that is work. 235 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,613 Is it? 236 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,190 'Cause i kind of feel like part of you loves 237 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,683 being a hero to those women. 238 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,284 I'm a helper of people. 239 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,519 Mm. 240 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,287 Hey, you knew what you signed up for 241 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,690 when you hitched your wagon to a realtor man. 242 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,059 Honey, when i met you, you were a wedding deejay. 243 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,627 By the way, spinderfella, 244 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,729 looks like you still need to hit the grocery store. 245 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,230 I think someone's feeling neglected. 246 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,733 Yes, i deal with a lot of lonely women, 247 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,335 but there's only one I'm married to. 248 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,471 You're getting too involved, Phil. 249 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,006 You are juggling these women, 250 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,841 and you're not that good a juggler. 251 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:31,078 Now you're just lashing out! 252 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,345 [ Sighs ] 253 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,547 [ Doorbell rings ] 254 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,015 Hey, come here. 255 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:39,753 I didn't tell Jay, but sometimes Joe even scares me. 256 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,855 Lucky for me, there are professionals 257 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:45,258 that are trained to deal with such problems. 258 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,227 Ay, thank you for coming, padre. 259 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,596 Oh, of course, Gloria. 260 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,731 And this must be fulgencio. Mm-hmm. 261 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,700 What a beautiful little boy. 262 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,868 He's such a sweet nature. 263 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,704 I can tell he's a gentle soul. 264 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:57,738 [ Gasps ] 265 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,873 Ah! Hey, fulgencio, no, no. 266 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:03,043 Ay. Ay. Ay. 267 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,678 Sorry, padre. 268 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:07,414 Ay, that's why i called you, father. 269 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,882 I think he's bad. 270 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,918 There is evil in my family. 271 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,053 Ah, Gloria, he's just a little baby. 272 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:16,790 Last week, his eyes got red, and the dog backed away. 273 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,759 He probably just had a cold. 274 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,227 All mothers worry. 275 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,797 Look at him... rosy cheeks, he's playing with his blocks. 276 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,465 [ Gasps, shudders ] 277 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,735 The six again. 278 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,470 So, Joe knocks one kid down, he's out. 279 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,872 All kids do that. 280 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,775 Why do you think your whole building is made out of nerf? 281 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,476 Yeah, you see where he gets it from. 282 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,445 Hey, listen, I'm not afraid of you, miss Debbie. 283 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,913 You're not the... Damn it. 284 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,882 Sounds like someone needs a relaxing trip 285 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:42,883 to Nazi-occupied Austria. 286 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,618 Can't believe she hung up on me. 287 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,886 Well, you were yelling at her. 288 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,321 Standing up for yourself is not the same thing as, uh... 289 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,422 Excuse me. 290 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,490 Uh, come on, Jay. 291 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,092 So no one ever taught you manners, huh? 292 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,293 Whatever, dude. 293 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,462 No, you bump into somebody, you apologize. 294 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,106 And since I'm teaching you something here, 295 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,932 here's a little class called "intro to pants." 296 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,000 Jay, stop! 297 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,002 Get off me! 298 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,436 I go to school with those kids. 299 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,814 You know how embarrassing that was? 300 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,906 Manny. No. 301 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,808 Why do you always got to be like this... 302 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,843 Judgmental, hot-tempered, loud? 303 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,845 These are a few of my least-favorite things. 304 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,814 [ Sighs ] 305 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,416 Well, i can see that the house speaks to you, Diane. 306 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,526 [ High-pitched voice ] "Buy me." 307 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,952 [ Normal voice ] Not now, house. 308 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,087 [ Chuckles ] 309 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,656 Ah, the open floor plan, the spacious kitchen. 310 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,924 I do love it. Yeah. 311 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,092 [ Cellphone ringing ] Oh. 312 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,359 That's... That's the office. 313 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,037 Why don't you take one last look at the backyard? 314 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,029 Did someone say barbecue? 315 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,030 [ High-pitched voice ] "I did." 316 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,033 [ Both laugh ] 317 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,034 [ Cellphone beeps ] 318 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,136 Lorraine, what is up? 319 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,973 Nothing. Just kicking it at the office. 320 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,675 Hey, hey, hey. 321 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,843 Slow down, now. 322 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,477 Tell Phil what happened. 323 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,880 Phil, can i go in the garage? 324 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,682 Make yourself at home, sister. 325 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,984 [ Chuckles ] 326 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,185 Hey. 327 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,823 That was my sister who is visiting town... and my office, 328 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,791 which is where i am calling you from. 329 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:01,661 You called me. [ Laughs ] 330 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,531 I'm worried about Larry. 331 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,834 Oh, honey, i know. 332 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,235 Where is he? 333 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:12,139 Um, Lily, there's probably something i should tell you. 334 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,908 Larry's not coming back home. 335 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,176 Why? Is he dead? 336 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,046 Nope. Um, not dead. 337 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,248 Larry, uh, met someone, fell in love, 338 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,050 and he got married. 339 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,227 Are they ever going to visit? 340 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,921 I'm afraid not because when cats get married, 341 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,724 they have to move to, um, the forest, 342 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:34,661 and so then they're not tempted by other cats in the city. 343 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,863 It's Larry. I know. 344 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,697 Even people that you would never expect 345 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:38,832 have moments of weakness. 346 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,000 No, over there. 347 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,935 But where's his wife? 348 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,170 Hello, Larry. 349 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,738 Larry's back. [ Chuckles ] 350 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,673 Yeah, uh, well, you know what? 351 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,608 I think they probably, uh, didn't work out, 352 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,709 and they broke up. 353 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,444 People get married and then break up? 354 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,446 What if that happens to you and daddy? 355 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,282 Oh, y-you know what? Daddy made a mistake. 356 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,184 Uh, Larry and his wife didn't break up. 357 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,387 Larry's wife... Died. 358 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,554 Oh, no. 359 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,856 Yeah. 360 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,258 That's why we're gonna give him the closure he needs 361 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,028 by throwing, um, a funeral 362 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,598 to celebrate the remarkable life of Larry's wife. 363 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,376 [ Gasps ] It's gonna be great. You know what? 364 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,311 We're gonna have music, we're gonna get a shoe box... 365 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,913 [ Cellphone beeps ] We're gonna have candles. 366 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,906 Yes. Hi, florist gump. It's me again. 367 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,909 It felt good to handle that crisis on my own. 368 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,411 In the past, i would have had to run to Mitchell, 369 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,781 but he's been trusting me more and more. 370 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:28,982 I'm so proud of him. 371 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,618 He's really learned to let things go. 372 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,922 Oh, no! God, no, no, no! 373 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:35,956 Ohh! 374 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,662 [ Sighs ] 375 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,836 What? 376 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,270 It's a bloodbath down there. 377 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,238 We lost everything. 378 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,239 I thought you were good. 379 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,573 I always beat Dylan. 380 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,942 Come on. We need your help. 381 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,519 You're the best card player in this family. 382 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,510 What's in it for me? 383 00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,080 A chance to be a good sister. Pass. 384 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,448 Reuben's been telling everyone 385 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,184 you slipped him the tongue. 386 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,685 Move. 387 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:07,955 [ Dog whimpering ] 388 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,823 I thought cats had nine lives. 389 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,858 Yeah, and they do, 390 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,625 but Larry's wife was older than he was, 391 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,962 and she'd been married eight times before. 392 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,329 Like Elizabeth Taylor? 393 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,431 Oh, you remember our bedtime stories. 394 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,432 [ Chuckles ] 395 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,868 Dylan: Hey. Hey. 396 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,678 Oh, Dylan, thank you for coming on such short notice. 397 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,147 I just need you to dig a hole right over here. 398 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,006 Thank you. Oh, no problem. 399 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,975 So, Lily, I'm really sorry. 400 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,042 How's Larry doing? 401 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,710 Fine. He's a happy cat. 402 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,445 Oh, they're cats. 403 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,882 That's gonna make my job a lot easier. 404 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,019 Okay, everyone, thank you for coming. 405 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,321 It means a lot to Lily, and it means a lot to me. 406 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,223 Angus? [ Bagpipe plays soft music ] 407 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,226 So, Larry's wife... What can i say? 408 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,660 She loved Larry. 409 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,063 And, um, you know, like all cat marriages, 410 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,831 they had their ups and their downs, 411 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,167 but they always landed on their feet. 412 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,068 [ Shovel scrapes ] 413 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,336 Oh, hit a rock. 414 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,871 [ Grunts ] Oh! Not a rock! 415 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,082 [ Crowd screaming ] Okay, everybody! 416 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,174 Please stay calm! Please stay calm! 417 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,010 No running! It's slippery! 418 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,044 Angus, keep playing! 419 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,145 Okay. 420 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,414 [ Screaming continues ] 421 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,082 Mitchell: Randall! 422 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,083 Yeah? 423 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,351 I'm up here. [ Thumping ] 424 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,352 [ Grunting ] 425 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,420 Mr. pritchett? 426 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,888 This is all intern work. 427 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:15,989 It isn't for my band. 428 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,891 Need me to do a coffee run? 429 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,492 No. 430 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,362 No, uh, listen, i was... i was cleaning, 431 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,064 and i got stuck up here, 432 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,266 and i need you to go into my office 433 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,668 and stand up the ladder that fell. 434 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,937 Got it. 435 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,405 And I'm sorry about lying before. 436 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,108 Those are flyers for my band, the interns. 437 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,243 [ Clatter ] 438 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,912 Uh-oh. Your door's locked. 439 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,080 Oh, no. [ Sighs ] 440 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,215 But, hey, i-i think, if you keep going forward, 441 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,184 then back your legs out through the vent, 442 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,053 i can grab them to help you down. 443 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,087 Oh, i don't know. 444 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,521 That makes me a little nervous. 445 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,123 Just think about something else. 446 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,092 I heard you're getting married. How's that going? 447 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,061 Oh, yeah, yeah. 448 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,429 It's... it's good. It's good. 449 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,798 You know, we're planning it right now. 450 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,268 Actually, it's being planned for me. 451 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,970 That's nice. No stress. 452 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,071 Oh, you'd think, huh? 453 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,539 But it's getting a little bit out of hand. 454 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,375 Oh, that happens with weddings. 455 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,576 Does it? 456 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,120 I mean, how many weddings have you been to 457 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,113 that have something called a dove Cannon? 458 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,257 You know, i think i should have a say 459 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,282 in something like that. 460 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,150 You need to let go, Mr. pritchett. 461 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,485 I-i can't. 462 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,887 I-i wish i could, but i can't. 463 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,222 I just... It's freaking me out. 464 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,923 No, I've got you already. 465 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:24,958 Oh. 466 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,059 Okay. 467 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,128 [ Sighing ] Yeah. Oh. 468 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,997 Thank you. 469 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,432 You know, I'm pretty good at reading people, 470 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,001 and it sounds like you and your lady 471 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,435 really need to talk this out. 472 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,271 [ Sighs ] Yeah, maybe you're right. 473 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,241 So I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 474 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,242 I'm gay. 475 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,276 Oh, my god. 476 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,644 Does she know? 477 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,115 Got to save something for the wedding night, huh? 478 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,182 [ Sighing ] Okay. 479 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,250 [ Tags clinking ] 480 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,652 Riley, no! Buster, please sit! 481 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,521 Dylan, help! 482 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,688 I can't! 483 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,491 These cats and dogs are fighting like... oh! 484 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,792 Okay, everybody, I'm sorry. 485 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,129 This was supposed to be a small service, 486 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,496 but i don't winnow down. 487 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,964 I overdo. 488 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,267 [ Voice breaking ] And if i let a simple fake cat funeral 489 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,201 get out of hand, 490 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,337 how am i supposed to plan an entire wedding? 491 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,338 [ Sighs ] 492 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,339 You're late. 493 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,307 Okay, i need Mitchell. 494 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,175 Good news. 495 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,643 He just pulled up. 496 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,644 Damn it. 497 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,146 Okay, in. In, in. 498 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,347 Yes. Okay. 499 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,016 And, please, can somebody catch that thing? 500 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,317 Okay, all right, stay. 501 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,119 Everyone just... 502 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,056 Hey! How was the gym? 503 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,290 I never made it. [ Sighs ] 504 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,359 Listen, cam, i got to talk about something. 505 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,493 I do, too. 506 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,038 What would you think about being more involved 507 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,329 with the wedding? 508 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,473 [ Chuckling ] That's what i wanted to talk about. 509 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,465 I would love to. 510 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,732 Thank god. 511 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,335 You know, i just think we're... We're better together. 512 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,871 "Better together." Mm, i like that. 513 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,206 [ Door opens ] 514 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,708 [ Scottish accent ] I cannot be in a house with snakes. 515 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,810 How bad is it? 516 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,245 Gonna need about an hour. 517 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,213 Wow. 518 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,347 Here you go. 519 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,049 I got you sno-caps, 520 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,851 'cause, you know, at the end, they escape across the alps. 521 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,187 Man: Thanks for ruining it. 522 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,022 Calm down. The movie's 50 years old. 523 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,500 Making friends everywhere, aren't you? 524 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,658 [ Sighs ] 525 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,329 Listen, you always say, "express your feelings." 526 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,164 When i get mad, that's what i do. 527 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,665 Hello? Yeah, i can talk. 528 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,243 My parents dragged me into this stupid movie. 529 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,278 [ Prelude to "the sound of music" plays ] 530 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,736 Go ahead, Jay. Feed him his phone. 531 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:17,870 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 532 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,215 You're telling me that doesn't bother you? 533 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,249 I can't hear you. Talk louder. 534 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,608 I'm just saying... Uh-huh? Yeah. 535 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,076 If we give in to every impulse, 536 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,287 we're no better than wild animals. 537 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,779 But if we push it down, it eats you alive. 538 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,381 Not if you just let it go. 539 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,250 The chick from that crapfest "Mary poppins." 540 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,552 That's it. 541 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,755 Hey, hey, hey, hey! [ Grunting ] 542 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,225 A lot of cold, lonely nights in that apartment by myself 543 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,726 while my mom was driving a taxi, 544 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,561 and only one thing kept me company. 545 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,363 So, you got a problem with poppins, 546 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,298 you got a problem with me. 547 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,899 [ Birds chirping ] 548 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,701 Ay, father, i am so sorry. 549 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,438 I didn't even know that he could hold a fork. 550 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,039 No, no, no, i blame myself. 551 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,041 I probably shouldn't have taken his nose. 552 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,809 No, it's my family. 553 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,211 The girls are very chesty, 554 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,947 but the men, they're kissed by the devil. 555 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,416 Gloria, the fact that you are so concerned 556 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,219 is only proof that you are a loving and caring mother. 557 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,254 Mm. 558 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,422 Huh? It's the parents who shape the child. 559 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,423 [ Joe giggling ] 560 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,168 And your son is growing up in a wonderful home. 561 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,293 Manny: Die, scum! 562 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,394 No, no, no! 563 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,263 Louder, like you did at the drive-through. 564 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,997 Mom, Jay and i saw "death wish." 565 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,098 Amazing. 566 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,443 Manny got in a fight at "the sound of music," 567 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,601 got kicked out. 568 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,170 I've never been so proud. 569 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,905 Well, i guess every household 570 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,440 could use a little fine-tuning, huh? 571 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,509 Let me give you my card with my cell number on it. 572 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,577 Please. 573 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,145 And what did i do with my wallet? 574 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,314 I... 575 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,015 [ Joe coos ] 576 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,291 I had yelled at Phil for not helping out, 577 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,594 and there he was, doing exactly what i had asked him to do... 578 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,429 Here's our zucchini. 579 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,264 Up top, buddy. 580 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,466 For some other family. 581 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,368 You are so sweet for helping me with this. 582 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,470 How hurt you've been, Lorraine... 583 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,106 This is sweet. This is... Normal. 584 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,140 [ Chuckles ] 585 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,209 Woman: Phil? 586 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,510 Diane? 587 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,044 Hey, superstar. 588 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,479 I thought i was superstar. 589 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,348 Oh, your husband has been so wonderful to me. 590 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,317 He's not my husband. He's my realtor. 591 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,318 Oh, he's my realtor. 592 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,385 I'm both your realtors. 593 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,886 I-I'm just lucky to have such a... 594 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,488 We're on our way to an open house. 595 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,957 Oh, is that why you couldn't show me the colonial later? 596 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,526 I made that corn bread that you like. 597 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,703 W-we're gonna make it to that. 598 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,171 I just have to finish up with Lorraine. 599 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,372 Oh, you mean, like, "get it over with"? 600 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,564 No, i-i don't mean that. 601 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,309 And i thought zucchini bread was your favorite. 602 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,867 Why... why am i buying zucchini? 603 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,512 [ Chuckling ] Hey, can't a guy like zucchini bread 604 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,537 and corn bread? 605 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,539 Woman: Phil? Damn it. 606 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,673 Ronnie! 607 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,342 I thought you had a doctor's appointment. 608 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,544 That's why you had to miss Darrell's swim meet. 609 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,545 Who's she? 610 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,379 Just another client. 611 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,813 "Just another client"? 612 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,215 No, that's... What is this? 613 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,517 Uh-oh, it is. It's my office. 614 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,518 Got to take it. 615 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,254 Hello? Phil? 616 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,688 Claire? 617 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,990 World's greatest realtor. 618 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,492 What are you doing here? 619 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,760 Your hair is sweating. 620 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,229 That's 'cause I'm excited to see my friends. 621 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,097 Let's go, buddy. [ Carts clatter ] 622 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,533 Claire: Are you all clients of Phil's? 623 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,434 Apparently. 624 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,103 Well, you could not be in better hands. 625 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,507 I met Phil when i was at such a rocky place in my life. 626 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,109 He was available to me morning, noon, and night. 627 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,111 Of course he found me my dream house, 628 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,746 but that wasn't the best part. 629 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,450 Phil taught me how to trust a man again, 630 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,552 and i think that was always his plan. 631 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,753 That was always my plan. 632 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:21,921 Mm. 633 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,856 And it was not easy for me to trust a man 634 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,592 after the husband that I'd had. 635 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,095 This guys left tools in the yard, let the kids run wild. 636 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,463 Well, great to see you, Claire. 637 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,031 He was always interrupting me. 638 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,901 And he wore the most ridiculous sleep-mask thing. 639 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,703 Oh, god, sounds like such a diva. 640 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,904 Yeah. 641 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,782 Or he's photosensitive, which is a real condition. 642 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:40,773 [ Laughter ] 643 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,074 Never took my advice. 644 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,443 You know, that's the worst part. 645 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,078 He never... he never said he was sorry just one time. 646 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:50,817 I would kill to have heard, "Claire, you were right." 647 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,452 [ Groans ] Woman: Mm-hmm. 648 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,287 She was right. 649 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,922 Louder. 650 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,426 I do not love this side of you. 651 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,397 Thanks for winning my computer back. 652 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,941 And getting me all my money. That was awesome. 653 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,434 Yeah, if only i had stopped there, 654 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,001 but i had to go back down. 655 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,137 I got greedy, and i was careless. 656 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,573 There's a story about that i remember from school. 657 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,009 Icarus flew too close to his son. 658 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,311 I think their wings bumped. 659 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,580 One of them fell. They might have been ducks. 660 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,149 Anyway, the lesson is, is that you have to pay attention. 661 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:27,320 [ Doorbell rings ] Or pay the ultimate price. 662 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,655 Shall we, my dear? 663 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:29,456 Don't wait up. 664 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,489 Wait up.