1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:04,072 [ Alarm clock blares ] Claire: Mm. 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:05,173 [ Both groan and sigh ] 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,640 Remember before we had kids, 4 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:08,709 when we could just lie in bed on a Saturday? 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,544 That's how we got them. 6 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,346 Why did i have to be so sexy? 7 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,547 [ Groans ] 8 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,317 A few months ago, Luke joined a club soccer team. 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,219 And at first, we were thrilled. 10 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,387 But then we realized 11 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,389 it takes over your whole weekend. 12 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,724 And not in the cool "mythbusters" marathon way. 13 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,559 Luke sits on the bench a lot, 14 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:28,829 which means we sit in the hot sun for like eight hours 15 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,898 just to see him play five minutes. 16 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:32,709 But what a five minutes. Tell 'em about last week. 17 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:33,934 Oh! Yeah. 18 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:37,004 Luke stopped a goal with his face. Yeah. 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,240 Too bad he doesn't remember that. Yeah. 20 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:42,876 What if we sent Luke to the game without us today? 21 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,078 We can't do that. Why not? 22 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:47,215 Missing one tournament doesn't make us bad parents. 23 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:49,917 My mom never went to any of my stuff. I'm fine. 24 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,585 Why didn't she go to any of your stuff? 25 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,263 Because she was an incredibly competitive woman 26 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,099 who didn't like to see me do very well at anything, 27 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,466 but i think it's pretty clear who won. 28 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,758 Mm-hmm. 29 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,260 I'm working now, you know, 30 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,095 and i really need my weekends back 31 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,730 to... to catch up on errands. 32 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,298 I don't know. It just feels wrong. 33 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:07,101 Would it feel wrong to use that robot gutter cleaner 34 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:10,070 that's been sitting in the box for the last three weeks? 35 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:12,106 No, that would feel right... so right. Mm-hmm. 36 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,874 Did i tell you i call it "the gutter done"? 37 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,476 You did! I love "gutter done." 38 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,445 It's your sense of humor. It's so fun. 39 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,313 Okay, stop drilling. You struck oil. 40 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,249 But only if Luke's 100% cool with it. 41 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,916 Yeah, of course. I'm on it. 42 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,119 You know, if we're not going, 43 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,888 we could stay in bed a little longer. 44 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,223 No, thank you. Okay. 45 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:32,460 Don't want to have this conversation again in 15 years. 46 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,495 Captions by vitac... 47 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,272 *** 48 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,808 Cameron: Hey, hey, hey, hey, 49 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,610 what are you doing with those swatches? 50 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,111 She's gonna be here any minute. 51 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,147 I told you to put all this wedding stuff away. 52 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,991 Are these really our top-two choices for color palette? 53 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,484 Why are they both white? 54 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,820 Lily: That's what my friend keisha asks about you and daddy. 55 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,489 Instead of hiding all this stuff, 56 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,824 why don't you just tell Pam we're getting married? 57 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,793 I will, when she's ready. 58 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:09,029 Carefully and preferably in a large, open field. 59 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,465 She's your sister, not the hulk. 60 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,367 My big sister, Pam, is emotionally fragile 61 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,503 and she's still single, so when she finds out 62 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,338 I'm getting married before she is... 63 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,372 Whoo! [ Laughs ] 64 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:19,607 Look out. 65 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,318 She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset. 66 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,110 Because that's when they wake up? 67 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,179 Yep. That's morning time for a barn owl. 68 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,514 [ Knock on door ] 69 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,316 It's her! Quick! Hide! 70 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,959 Mitchell: [ Chuckling ] It's okay, Lily. Come on. 71 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,161 Oh, take that bow out of her hair. 72 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,696 I don't want to rub our daughter's adorableness 73 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,621 in my barren sister's face. 74 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,690 There she is! Hey, Pam! 75 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:37,791 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 76 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,027 Well, the damn airline lost my trunk. 77 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,896 Now I'm gonna have to make new clothes. Oh, no. 78 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,164 Pam: Yep. [ Grunts ] 79 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,966 I need to squeeze something. 80 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,868 Get over here, Lily. I'm good. 81 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:48,869 Yeah, well, she's shy. 82 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,339 So, Pam, we've got some big news. 83 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,040 Pam: Speaking of big news... 84 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,742 You remember that little ugly girl 85 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,544 i used to babysit, Britney horner? 86 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,512 Yeah. Well, she got married last summer, 87 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,348 and now she's pregnant with twins. 88 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,850 So, if you're keeping track, that's ugly... 2, me... nothing. 89 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,385 [ Scoffs ] What's your news? 90 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,386 Um... Well... 91 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,887 We're getting a new dryer. 92 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,722 Oh. 93 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,090 Well, I'm very happy for y'all. 94 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,226 Thank you. 95 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,595 How come i never get a new dryer? 96 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,599 Mom, in all the time you've known grandpa, 97 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,234 has he ever used the word "fluxions"? 98 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,903 That is not an f-word i have heard him use. 99 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,448 He's beating me in "words with friends." 100 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,573 How is that even possible? 101 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,284 Shouldn't you be playing "words with friends" 102 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,276 with friends? 103 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,743 Grandpa is my friend. 104 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:32,413 Of course he is. That's not sad. What? 105 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,923 Morning, buddy. What's with the pillow? 106 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,082 It's for soccer. 107 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:36,926 My neck gets pretty tired watching all those games. 108 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,085 Right. 109 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,187 Yeah, I'll bet. 110 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,390 Say, listen, your dad and i were just talking 111 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,092 about you maybe wanting to go to the game without us today. 112 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,261 Oh. But it's totally up to you. 113 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,530 Whatever you want because we love you very much. 114 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,099 Right. You can either ride with some of your teammates, 115 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,268 like the L.A. kings, or you can ride with us, 116 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,737 like how Gloria and grandpa take Joe to playdates. 117 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,139 Professional athlete, little poopy baby... 118 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,274 Your call. 119 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,375 I'll get a ride with Max. 120 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,810 Great! Are you sure it's okay? 121 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,877 Yeah, it's fine. 122 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,245 Hey, can i borrow your sleep mask? 123 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:08,549 You bet. Awesome. 124 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,384 Yes! I love that kid. 125 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,753 Can you imagine how easy it would be if it was just him? 126 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:13,754 Mm. I mean... 127 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:14,988 I know what you mean. 128 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:21,495 [ Joe babbling ] 129 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,630 You call that folded? 130 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,398 Where's that military precision? 131 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,400 We didn't fold many onesies in the Navy. 132 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,902 [ Door opens ] I'm back! 133 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,404 What did the doctor say? 134 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,473 He said my eyes are perfect. 135 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,008 Where was he looking when he said it? 136 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,610 Pretty sure Gloria needs glasses. 137 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,712 The last couple of months, she's been struggling. 138 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,286 [ Dog yelps ] Aah! 139 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:51,825 I'll take this one. It looks very good. 140 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:55,195 That's their address, Magoo. 141 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,664 Did he even give you an eye test? 142 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,098 He put the spoon in one eye, 143 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,333 the spoon in the other eye, 144 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,868 the puff puff, the eye drops. 145 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,437 20/20. Now who's the Magoo? 146 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,438 [ Smooches ] 147 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,752 What the hell language was that? 148 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,142 Did you see that fresh coat of nail Polish? 149 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,611 She never went to the doctor. 150 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,680 Why would she lie? She's vain, Manny. 151 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,214 She doesn't want to wear glasses. 152 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,983 Well, she's only hurting herself. 153 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,018 [ Dog yelps ] 154 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,890 Okay, i hope you're hungry. Starving. 155 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,825 That damn airline ran out of roast beef. 156 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:25,993 Tried to fast talk me 157 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,861 into eating something called "hoo-mus." 158 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:30,030 Oh, hummus... it's actually really delicious. 159 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,365 You would like tha... uh. 160 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,501 Oh. 161 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,536 What's this? Oh, uh, that's an action figure. 162 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,904 It's two grooms. 163 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,539 They melted together in the car 164 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,873 on a very, very hot day. 165 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,174 It was 103. 166 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,544 My daddies are getting married. 167 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,879 Your dads are getting married? 168 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,415 That can't be right. 169 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:50,050 That's what my friend keisha says. 170 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,186 Is this true? 171 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,723 Pam, honest to goodness, we were gonna tell you. 172 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,357 Get over here, you! 173 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,225 Hey, hey! 174 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,693 [ Grunts ] She's got me. 175 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,695 Well, damn! [ Laughs ] 176 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,264 This is the greatest news I've ever heard! 177 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,434 Oh, i am so happy to hear you say that, Pam. 178 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,701 [ Laughs ] Of course. 179 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:08,702 Oh! 180 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,238 I want my baby brother to be happy. 181 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:14,408 And as long as we're sharing, i have some news. 182 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,276 You remember Bo Johnson? 183 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:19,079 Oh, my gosh, how could i forget? Oh! 184 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,347 He was my first crush. 185 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,783 Please tell me nothing happened to his face. 186 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,051 What did he fall into? 187 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,119 He fell into me. 188 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,354 We're engaged! 189 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,890 Say what? Bo and i are getting married! 190 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:33,193 That is fantastic! Cam, isn't this great news? 191 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,394 Come here, you. Oh! [ Laughs ] 192 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,029 Yeah. So great. 193 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,030 Oh! 194 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,432 Get in on this! Come on! 195 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,433 Oh! Whoo! 196 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,747 [ Laughs ] Thank you for jumping. 197 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,051 I didn't feel guilty for missing Luke's soccer tournament 198 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,409 because i had a ton of errands 199 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,754 i figured would take me all day to finish. 200 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:54,948 But for some weird reason, i was flying through my list. 201 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,417 I ended up in every short line. 202 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:59,386 I made every green light. 203 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,589 It was the ultimate karmic bitch-slap. 204 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:04,091 Because suddenly i had no more errands, 205 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,793 which meant no more excuses, 206 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,796 which meant me at that boring soccer tournament. 207 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,999 Jill: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 208 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,100 Hi. There you are. 209 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,802 Your son is playing so great. 210 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,637 No, I'm Luke's mom. No, i know. 211 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,739 He's been amazing all day. Luke? 212 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,141 Oh! Luke? 213 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,610 Here, you want one? 214 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,778 Uh, no, thanks. I'm coffeed out. 215 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:27,648 Oh, honey, it's sangria. Well, all right. 216 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,583 [ Both cheer ] 217 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,819 Okay, that's it. Grandpa's cheating. 218 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,354 On Gloria? How could he possibly do better? 219 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,356 No, not on Gloria... On this game. 220 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,592 [ Sighs ] I've never lost it to anyone. 221 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,261 Keep playing word games with grandpa, and you never will. 222 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,663 Phil: Hey, girls! 223 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,632 Hey. What is that thing? 224 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,666 What do they call it, 225 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,267 or what should they have called it? 226 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,669 Never mind. Uh, wait, wait, wait! 227 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,638 It's a gutter cleaner. 228 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,839 [ Whirring ] 229 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:57,010 Ladies, i give you the future. 230 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,312 [ Rattling ] 231 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,882 How many times have you girls seen me fall off this ladder? 232 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:05,352 Now that's gonna happen less. 233 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,453 Looks like your, uh, 234 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,155 gutter cleaner is stuck on something. 235 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,456 Not a problem. 236 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,192 This baby detects blockage and then ramps up the power. 237 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,528 That's why I've nicknamed it "the gutter done." 238 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,363 Dad! Stop! 239 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,465 Sorry, it's such a missed opportunity. 240 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,033 Aah! Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god! 241 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,735 What? What happened? It's a bird's nest! 242 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,637 No! And they're all dead! 243 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,973 Oh, my god! You killed them! 244 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,074 Honey, it wasn't me! 245 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,742 It was the robot! 246 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,744 [ Indistinct shouting ] 247 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,912 It doesn't know! 248 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,480 [ Shouting continues ] 249 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,148 [ Bird squawks ] 250 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,050 I'm sorry! 251 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,386 Mom! Mom! Help! 252 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,721 What?! What happened?! 253 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,657 I just ate a handful of this rat poison. Why?! 254 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:44,992 I thought it was trail mix. 255 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,327 Why do i keep it so close together? I'll call 911! 256 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,597 Here, read the box! Tell me what it says to do! 257 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,564 Hurry! 258 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,233 It says... I don't have much time! 259 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,103 In the [Stammers] 260 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:59,506 And I'm dead. What? 261 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:03,076 You'd rather kill your husband than admit you need glasses. 262 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,212 Wow, mom. It's not poison? 263 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,546 Oh, there's rat poison, 264 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,592 and i do keep it dangerously close to the trail mix, 265 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,783 but this was to point out 266 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,284 that your vanity could be fatal. 267 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,020 I knew this was all a trick. 268 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,623 That's why i acted like i couldn't read that box! 269 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:19,693 How many people have to pretend to die, Gloria? 270 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,195 It just doesn't make any sense. 271 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,465 Pam and Bo Johnson? My Bo Johnson? "My"? 272 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,968 Should it bother me that you're this jealous of an old crush? 273 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,436 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 274 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,604 Bo is straight. 275 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,539 He'd probably never go for me. 276 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,708 [ Cellphone rings ] 277 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,611 Oh, my gosh, it is Bo! 278 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,212 Look, he's hotter than ever. 279 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,615 Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. 280 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,316 I'm gonna answer it. No, you can't. 281 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:46,586 Yes, i can. We're practically family. 282 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,156 [ Deep voice ] Hey, dude. It's cam. 283 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,323 Where? 284 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,126 Been good... Been real, real good. 285 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,161 Uh-huh. 286 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:57,130 So, you and Pam, huh? [ Laughs ] 287 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,166 Hey, better be good to my old sis, 288 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,168 or I'll have to wrestle you down. 289 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,736 Hey, question... 290 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,774 Do you still have that friendship bracelet that i made for you? 291 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,008 Oh, okay. 292 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,477 Yeah, okay, if you're busy, I'll have Pam call you back. 293 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,344 Uh-huh. 294 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,847 Hey, and, Bo, congratulations. 295 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,683 You too. 296 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,985 Can you believe it? Oh, and we're gay again. 297 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,119 It just doesn't make sense. 298 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,964 I mean, he's got to be after our drilling rights. 299 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,190 Pam: I knew it. 300 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,492 This is why i didn't want to tell you. 301 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,661 I knew you couldn't stand the thought 302 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,930 of me landing the man of your dreams! 303 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,131 "Dreams" is strong. 304 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,533 Believe it or not, Bo and i are in love. 305 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,503 He thinks I'm beautiful, and he's right. 306 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,372 And for the record, Bo has twice the land we do. 307 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,509 He has absolutely no interest in my drilling rights! 308 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,778 Not that kind, at least. Okay, let's just relax. 309 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,480 Hey, hey, come on, Pam, do you want to pick me up again? 310 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,850 They warned me, you know. Who warned you? 311 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,019 The whole family said you wouldn't take it well. 312 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,620 Ever since you moved to the city 313 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,488 'cause you couldn't hack it on the farm. 314 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,025 "Couldn't hack it"? Yeah, that's right. 315 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,961 Everyone knows, cam, you're not farm strong. 316 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,538 You take that back, pameron Jessica Tucker! 317 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:05,699 [ Gasps ] I will not! You are weak and weepy. 318 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,534 That's why we can't ever say anything to you 319 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,737 'cause we know you'll crumble into a big heaping mess! 320 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,981 Oh, are you saying I'm the one people have to step around... 321 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,216 That I'm the Pam of the family? 322 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,674 You mean the cam of the family?! 323 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,686 'Cause that's what we all call it! Okay, that's enough! 324 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,688 That's enough! That's enough! You know what? Well, i was gammy's favorite! 325 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,213 That's enough! Really? 326 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,648 Yeah! Come on! Enough! 327 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,517 No! 328 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,386 Seriously... pameron? 329 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,158 Claire: Oh! Way to go, Luke! 330 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,060 The kid's amazing. Amazing. 331 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,361 [ Cellphone rings ] 332 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,996 So great. Right? Hello? 333 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,230 Phil: Claire? Phil? 334 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:40,734 Oh, hi, honey, i was... I was just about to call you. 335 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,903 I killed a bunch of baby birds. 336 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,704 What? My robot wiped out the nest. 337 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,240 And now the mom's just staring at me. 338 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,675 [ Bird squawks ] 339 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,920 They recognize faces, you know. I saw it in a documentary. 340 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,712 Sweetie, I'm sure it was just an accident. 341 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,423 None of this would have happened if we'd just gone to Luke's game. 342 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,549 We're terrible parents for not going. No. No. 343 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,584 [ Whistle blows ] 344 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,252 Was that a whistle? Where are you? 345 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:02,122 Um, i-I'm just walking by a construction site. 346 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,523 Pervs! 347 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,225 Sorry. Sorry. Not you. 348 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,060 I hope Luke's not mad at us. 349 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,095 No, he's fine, honey. 350 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,629 Or he's not. He... he could be mad. 351 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,563 We don't know. 352 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,799 We won't... We won't know. 353 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,566 I'll... I'll be home soon, though. 354 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,935 I love you. Okay, bye-bye. 355 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,269 Thank you. It was great. 356 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,570 Hey, Luke, Luke, Luke, 357 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,107 don't tell your dad i was here, all right? Great game. 358 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,041 Claire? 359 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,575 [ Bird squawks ] 360 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,944 Claire? 361 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,079 [ Squawking intensifies ] 362 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,655 Mwah! Say good night to daddy. 363 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,325 Mwah! Good night, my boy. [ Laughs ] 364 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,794 Hey, grandpa, great word you played earlier today. 365 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,429 What does "syzygy" even mean? 366 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,264 It means 45 points. Ha! 367 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,968 Hey, everybody, you remember my sister, Pam. 368 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,236 Claire: Oh, hi, Pam. 369 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,571 She's here to pay a visit and cast aspersions. 370 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,940 Oh, grow up. You grow up. 371 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,307 Real good one. 372 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,810 Hi, y'all. I brought boar. 373 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,778 Oh. Well, let me give you a hand with that. 374 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,981 Cam, look, i know you're upset, 375 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,983 but please just try and let it go tonight. 376 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,328 Well, can you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? 377 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,486 I mean, how crazy is that? 378 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,755 [ Laughing ] Boy. "Boy"? 379 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,658 Is that your thinly veiled way of saying you agree with her? Pfft. 380 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,093 Okay, you know what? 381 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,038 If i was fragile, i would care, but I'm not, so i don't. 382 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,106 Good. Good. And you know what? That shirt washes you out, 383 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,375 so don't be shocked when someone mistakes you for a beige candle. 384 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,868 Luke: Hey, everyone. 385 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,535 Claire: Hi, Luke. Phil: Hey, buddy. 386 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,304 I'm so sorry i missed your game. 387 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,439 We are both so sorry we missed your game. 388 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,674 The universe punished me. 389 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,043 I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows. 390 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,188 Actually, it's not a bunch of crows. It's called a murder. 391 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,214 I know what i did! 392 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,383 How was your game? Fine. Nothing special. 393 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,218 What do you mean, "fine, nothing special"? 394 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,954 Well, there was this girl on the 16-year-old team 395 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,355 who wasn't wearing a bra. 396 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,857 So that was cool. Huh. 397 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,192 But Josh's mom texted me. 398 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,027 She said you were having a great game. 399 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,029 She drinks. 400 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,664 I-I'll be right back. 401 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,533 Pam: Hey, Phil. Hey, Pam. 402 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,868 [ Cellphone chimes ] 403 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,036 Oh. Sorry. 404 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,071 [ Chuckles ] It's my parents again. 405 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,572 I'm getting married soon, 406 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,509 and they're already acting like they have empty nest syndrome. 407 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,543 Mm. 408 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,048 I appreciate you not saying anything to your dad about me being there, 409 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,359 but why aren't you telling him what a great game you played? 410 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,219 I can tell he feels bad enough for missing it. 411 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,820 I don't want to make him feel worse. 412 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,024 [ Sighs ] I screwed up. 413 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,658 Why? What's wrong? 414 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,236 I talked Phil into skipping Luke's game, 415 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,505 and then i went, and, of course, he played the game of his life. 416 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,507 But Luke doesn't want to tell Phil about the game now 417 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,242 because he doesn't want to hurt his feelings. 418 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,236 Oh, well, i think it's sweet that Luke's protecting Phil. 419 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,072 You know, we all have to protect my sister in my family 420 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,406 because she's a disaster. 421 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,542 Mm. I mean, you can see it, right? 422 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,586 I think it was a little weird she brought pig to a party. 423 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,345 [ Laughs ] Hey! 424 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,613 I can say it. 425 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,451 Jay: Hey, hon. 426 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,953 I'm sorry about what i did before. 427 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,755 I saw this, and i thought it would look beautiful on you. 428 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,923 Aww. 429 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,092 You know i can't stay mad at you 430 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,593 when you buy me... 431 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,096 Glasses, you son of a bitch! 432 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,131 Just try 'em on. You'll still look gorgeous. 433 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,267 I will try them on when you buy hearing aids! 434 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,202 There's nothing wrong with my hearing. 435 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,973 Um, i have a, uh, hearing-test app on my phone. 436 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,307 Let's do it! 437 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,777 You do it! Okay. 438 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:14,414 Everybody under the age of 60 should be able to hear this. 439 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,916 Yes. Heard that. Claire: Yeah, definitely. 440 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,086 What? You're lying. You didn't hear anything. 441 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,154 We did! You see, you're deaf! 442 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,490 Okay, 70. 443 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,624 Mm-hmm. Yes. 444 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,094 Oh, what is th... Did she put you up to this? 445 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,963 Here, grandpa, I'll play you something even louder. 446 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,464 Okay, i heard that one. 447 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,566 I didn't press anything. [ Laughs ] 448 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,102 Oh, look who's a cheater. 449 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,403 Don't worry about it, big guy. 450 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,737 I have trouble smelling lemons. 451 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,139 You know, i don't need any of this. 452 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,108 But I'll tell you what i can hear loud and clear. 453 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,643 The sound of you all munching free food. 454 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,846 Oh, come on, dad, aren't you being a little oversensitive? 455 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,515 Oh, well, we can consult my sister, Pam. 456 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,750 She's the self-appointed sensitivity expert. Uh-oh. 457 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,285 Oh, let it go. I will not let it go. 458 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,753 In fact, i would like 459 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,664 everyone to be honest with me, please, right now. 460 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,923 No sugar-coating. 461 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,026 My sister here seems to think you all 462 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,861 have to walk on eggshells around me. Eggshells. 463 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,830 Do you all think I'm so fragile 464 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:07,000 you can't tell me things for fear of how i will react? 465 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,502 Well... Claire, don't. Zip. Bup-bup-bup. 466 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,471 No, let her talk, please. 467 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,506 Claire, you have the floor. 468 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,975 W-well, you're not not fragile. 469 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,311 Okay, well, why don't you give me an example 470 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,113 of something you haven't told me 471 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,515 because you were worried i couldn't handle it? 472 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,151 Go on. 473 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,685 All right. [ Exhales sharply ] 474 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,854 Last week when we were supposed to have lunch 475 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,123 and you canceled... Mm-hmm. 476 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,124 [ Sighs ] 477 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,335 Beyoncé was at the restaurant. 478 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,995 Okay. The singer or pepper's dog? 479 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,497 The singer. 480 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,532 And when i was leaving, 481 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,369 i-i-i stopped and i said hello to her 482 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,537 and we chatted for like 10 minutes. 483 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,972 Okay, that's great. 484 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,375 I'm glad you had that experience? 485 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,410 I mean, i don't know what you talked to her about, 486 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,212 seeing that you don't know any of her songs 487 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,480 other than "single ladies," 488 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,182 which everyone knows. 489 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,384 I love that song. I'm surprised you can hear it. 490 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,885 Well, this was fun. Who's hungry? 491 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,187 Hey, where's that boar? 492 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,321 Okay, anyone else? 493 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,223 Well, since we're coming clean, 494 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,024 you overuse the word "divine." 495 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,726 It's just an ice-cream sandwich. 496 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,561 You're the boy who cried "divine." 497 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,896 Okay. Was not aware of that. 498 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,398 Duly noted. Jay: Hey, i got one. 499 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,234 Remember that blue rotary phone you gave me for Christmas? 500 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,702 Yes. I tossed it. 501 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,105 Okay. May i ask the reason? 502 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,607 It made me feel like Ann-Margret in "bye bye birdie." 503 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,410 Why?! Okay, anyone else? 504 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,246 I don't really like the shirts with the crazy cuffs. Cam: Oh, I'm sorry. 505 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,524 Can you push your boobs down? Because i couldn't hear you. 506 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,917 Both: Here we go. No, no, here we don't go. 507 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,621 This is fine. I'm fine, okay? 508 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,589 Sometimes when you read to me, 509 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,025 i pretend to fall asleep so you'll go. 510 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,127 [ Whimpers ] 511 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,228 I heard that one. 512 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,096 Well, i heard you all loud and clear. 513 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,431 I have to use the restroom. 514 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,765 So, cam, you're sensitive. 515 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,767 Big deal. It's one of your best qualities. 516 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,237 Thank you, Phil, and I'm sorry your Beyoncé-loving wife 517 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,771 went to Luke's game without you. 518 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,273 [ Doorknob rattles ] 519 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,474 [ Grunts ] 520 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,145 See? Farm strong! 521 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,579 [ Thud ] [ Grunts ] 522 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,749 You went to Luke's game? 523 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,551 I did, Phil, and i am so sorry. 524 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,785 I did not mean to. 525 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,787 But then he started playing the most amazing game, 526 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,122 and i got so wrapped up in it. 527 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,123 I know i should have called. 528 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,658 Yeah, you should've called. 529 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,394 You were amazing? Oh, he was incredible. I wish you'd been there. 530 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,996 Then why'd you make me skip it?! I knew you had it in you! 531 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,965 Oh, coach said he's gonna start next week. 532 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,400 You're starting? I'm so mad at you! 533 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,468 I'm so proud of you! 534 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,404 Aah! [ Laughs ] 535 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,505 [ Knock on door ] 536 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,740 Hey, how are you doing in here? Fine. 537 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,143 I'm a little embarrassed about my outburst, 538 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,745 but otherwise... 539 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,181 You had a lot to take in. 540 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,982 As a lawyer, i should've told you, 541 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,485 never ask questions you don't want the answer to. 542 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,287 Am i really that much of a mess? 543 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,156 Are you not listening to me? 544 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,326 Hey. Room in here for me? Not really. 545 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,429 Look, I'm real sorry i said what i said. 546 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,830 No, no, you're right. 547 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,465 I am the cam of the family. 548 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,934 Apparently, I'm the cam of two families, so... 549 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,636 So what if you go a little cuckoo 550 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,704 when you get bad news? 551 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,340 You also go all cuckoo when you hear good news. 552 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,342 It's one of the things i love most about you. 553 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,543 No, that's... That's true. 554 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,445 You're the... You're the first person i call 555 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,679 when i have good news. 556 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,524 I mean, remember when i got my adult braces removed? 557 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,350 Your teeth look divi... divine. 558 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,619 See? I can't help it. I'm a celebrator. 559 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,187 Of course you are. 560 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,189 And i should have celebrated how lucky Bo is 561 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,624 to land a great gal like you. 562 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,726 [ Voice breaking ] Aww. 563 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,794 Look at me. I'm crying like a cam. 564 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:25,198 [ Chuckles ] Sorry, old habits. 565 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,638 Are you mad because i embarrassed you? Forget about it. 566 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,040 And I'm gonna ease up on the glasses, too. 567 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,008 It's just that i worry, you know, 568 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,810 you're not seeing everything. 569 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,178 I'm getting old, Jay. 570 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,580 When Manny was little, 571 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,015 i used to run around with him all day 572 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,417 without getting tired. 573 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,185 Today at Joe's baby class, 574 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,389 a 6-year-old had to pull me out of the ball pit. 575 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,090 Hold on. Manny used to run around? 576 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,191 [ Sighs ] 577 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,395 All the mothers are so young and perky. 578 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,230 I hate being the oldest one there. 579 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,399 Well, i for one love that you're getting older. 580 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,033 It makes me feel closer to you. 581 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,571 So you'll like it if i get all wrinkly and saggy? 582 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,105 Well, i wouldn't make it a goal. 583 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,575 Okay, I'll wear them. 584 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,279 [ Gasps ] What? 585 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,747 Nothing. 586 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,549 You have lines there. 587 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,751 I can see them very clearly now with these... 588 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,020 Okay, okay, these are just for reading. 589 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,422 I won't be able to hear her. 590 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,923 She won't be able to see me. 591 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,393 We'll be together forever. 592 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,400 Congratulations. 593 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,535 You officially beat me in "words with friends." 594 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,869 Better luck next time, kid. 595 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,205 Okay, i have to ask... Did you cheat? 596 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,440 Is that how you won? 597 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,975 I never took you for a sore loser. 598 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,210 That's not an answer. 599 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,712 Listen, one day you might be 600 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,447 the smartest person in this family, 601 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,915 but today is not that day. 602 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,285 So tread lightly before you assiduously malign 603 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,288 the veracity of my etymological prowess. 604 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,824 Jay pritchett out. 605 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:02,462 You broke your phone, smarty-pants. 606 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,497 Damn it!