1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,203 Gloria, honey! 2 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,337 I'm ready whenever you are! 3 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:04,914 We should hurry. The reservation's at 7:00. 4 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,574 Claire, where are you? 5 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,975 Okay, see you in two. 6 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:08,976 [ Cellphone beeps ] 7 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,245 [ Footsteps ] 8 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,315 What are you doing? 9 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,984 I'm striking a seductive pose for your mother. 10 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,395 Gross. But i like the suit. Is that new? 11 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,487 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,522 Now that his honey gots her own money, 13 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,225 daddy went and snagged hisself some new threads, girl. 14 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:26,160 [ Laughs ] Hands down, your funniest voice. 15 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,162 Bordering on the offensive. 16 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,431 Listen, I'm a realtor, and i work a lot with families, 17 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,933 so normally, i dial the sexy back to five, 18 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:36,704 but Claire's been working very hard lately. 19 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,273 So tonight... 20 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:43,444 Byoooooop! 21 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:44,588 Stick around if you want to see 22 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,955 your mom's tongue fall out of her mouth. 23 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:49,283 Not unless you want to see my lunch fall out of mine. 24 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,519 Oh, I'm sorry i am late. 25 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,187 Traffic was horrible. 26 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,856 Sounds like someone could use a tall drink of water. 27 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,391 Yeah, right. Water. 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,930 Luke, what did i tell you about leaning back on that thing? 29 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,365 I don't know. "Don't"? 30 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,542 Honey, what are you still doing here? 31 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,876 You're supposed to be babysitting Joe. 32 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,712 Yeah, but i have to drop off Alex to watch Lily first, 33 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:09,903 and she's still not ready. 34 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:12,039 She can't be concerned about her looks, right? 35 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,707 Alex: I can hear you! I'm kidding. 36 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,277 I'm just saying, it'd be sad to think she actually tries. 37 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,945 Heard that, too! It was a joke! 38 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,913 Man, do big ears actually hear better? 39 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,949 Oh, my god, just stop talking. 40 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:22,983 Okay, girls. 41 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,386 It's time for you guys to hit the road. 42 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,754 Okay, bye. Oh, yeah, bye. Bye. 43 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,055 Why aren't you going with them? 44 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,223 He wanted to stay home. 45 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,491 I said it was okay. 46 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,226 By himself? It's fine. 47 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,404 If he's old enough to watch "the walking dead" with me... 48 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,572 He's not. Then he's old enough 49 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,897 to stay home alone. He's not. 50 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,408 Claire, he's not a little boy anymore. 51 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,068 [ Thud, clattering ] 52 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,236 Luke: I'm fine. 53 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,604 See how deep his voice is? 54 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,475 Are you okay?! 55 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,478 Captions by vitac... 56 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,481 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 57 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:56,484 And brought to you by Ford. Go further. 58 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,320 *** 59 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:02,756 [ phone chimes ] 60 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,991 Mitchell: Oh, this is Haley. 61 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,694 "Be there in 5. Alex took ducking forever." 62 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,928 Oh, it's fine. You know what? 63 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,105 We have to pick the "save the date" card. 64 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,097 I'm at a loss. 65 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,299 Can we just do it tomorrow? 66 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:12,776 I hate the way my dad looks at us when we're late, 67 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,369 like we're two silly queens blasting disco music, 68 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,205 primping, losing track of time. 69 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,882 Wow, it gets really busy in that head, huh? 70 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,874 Okay, quick. Which one do you like? 71 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,110 Uh, that one. Really? I think you picked too quick. 72 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,388 No, i didn't. I really like that one. 73 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,546 I really like this one. 74 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,448 Well, then, why did you ducking ask me? 75 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,616 Fine, goes with yours. 76 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,659 Well, if that's the one you really like. 77 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:30,784 Can you just get ready? 78 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,785 Yeah. Lily, hit it. 79 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:32,786 Lily: On it! 80 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,823 [ Up-tempo music playing ] 81 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:41,395 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 82 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,240 I've never seen you so excited about a restaurant. 83 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,233 I've waited six weeks for this reservation. 84 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:48,135 They have an Australian wagyu beef 85 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,870 that's supposed to change your life. 86 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,639 In the way heart disease changes your life? 87 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,916 Because you're a pillar of health. 88 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:57,010 They only feed this cow alfalfa, barley, and red wine, 89 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,847 and some chef hand-picks each cut, 90 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,216 dry ages it 35 days 91 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:05,319 before cooking it to a perfect medium-rare, 92 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,654 all for me. 93 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,256 Doesn't the wine make the cow drunk? 94 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:10,434 It's not "the far side." The cow doesn't drive anywhere. 95 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,559 Gloria! 96 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,860 Let's go! 97 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:13,861 You know she's not here, right? 98 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:14,862 What? 99 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,039 She's having her hair blown out. 100 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,431 That's a thing? 101 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:18,999 That i pay for? 102 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,334 Gloria's always late. 103 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:21,835 Then i get mad and tell her to hurry. 104 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,504 We yell, and it just takes longer. 105 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,274 So i promised myself, no matter how late she is, 106 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,576 just to take some deep breaths and stay calm. 107 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,844 That's the only thing i learned in lamaze class 108 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,347 because we were always late. 109 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,948 [ Door opens ] 110 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,751 Hi! Everybody's running like crazy tonight. 111 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,588 I took San Vicente thinking that i was gonna save some time, 112 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,523 but then they're working on the sewer. 113 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,858 So i went around Montana, down moreno. 114 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,194 But then there's that dip in the road. 115 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,062 I always forget about that dip in the road. 116 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:53,233 I hit it so hard that i spilled the coffee all over the car. 117 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,536 Did i tell you who i had coffee with? 118 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,639 [ Breathes deeply ] 119 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,275 I think Luke is scared to be left in the house alone, 120 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,644 and he's just pretending to be brave for you. 121 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,279 Honey, he's 14. 122 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,147 We left Alex alone when she was 10. 123 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,049 We didn't leave her. We forgot her. 124 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,218 And when we got home, she was fine. 125 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,453 Physically. Mm. 126 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,988 Plus, she's still friends with that sweet 911 operator. 127 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,390 Yeah. 128 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,425 What are you doing? 129 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,426 Making sure Luke knows 130 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,893 what to do in case of emergency. 131 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,128 Of course he does. 132 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,963 [ Smoke alarm beeping ] 133 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,932 Luke: Someone's at the door! 134 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,435 Luke, it's just your mom testing you. 135 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,736 Don't worry, mom. 136 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,938 If i hear that while you're gone, i won't answer. 137 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,140 I'll just hide where no one can find me. 138 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,844 Cam, come on, let's go. 139 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:37,978 Cameron: Two seconds. 140 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,347 I thought that being with a man 141 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,790 meant that i wouldn't have to wait around like this. 142 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,916 I feel cheated. I do. 143 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,952 Let's play dolls. 144 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,254 Actually, i want to read you one of my favorite books. 145 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,098 It's called "little women," and it's about four sisters 146 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,492 who overcome poverty and the patriarchy... 147 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,661 Nope! Dolls. 148 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,696 This is Ashley. She's a wife. 149 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,866 Well, i hope that's not the only thing that defines her. 150 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,200 Does she have a career? 151 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,436 Nope, she shops. Where's Haley? 152 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,280 How come it takes me five minutes to get ready, 153 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,606 and you take forever? 154 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,617 Cameron: Oh, please. I could get ready in five minutes, too, 155 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,010 if i dressed like... 156 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,779 You did it again. 157 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,813 Both: Not changing. 158 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,114 Fasten your seatbelts. 159 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,617 It's going to be a crazy night. 160 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,218 No, honey, it's gonna be a bumpy night. 161 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,196 Remember, you can't have two dads and make that mistake. 162 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,288 Bumpy night. 163 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,357 Okay, so how often does this happen? 164 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,458 Too often. 165 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,126 Men just don't have that many options. 166 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,695 I can't tell you the number of times 167 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,196 I've walked by a women's boutique 168 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,799 and just thought, "what i would do to have that many choices." 169 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,842 Don't ever say that again. 170 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,067 I don't like any part of it. 171 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,569 All right, one of us has to change. 172 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,137 We look like twin toddlers at church. 173 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,472 Yeah, tell me about it. 174 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,983 And this place we're going is supposed to be super hip. 175 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,418 We're probably gonna run into someone. 176 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,744 And come on. I don't have that many outfits. 177 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,722 My clothes take up exactly one-quarter of the closet. 178 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,715 That's not fair. My clothes are bigger than yours. 179 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:48,716 All right, i hate to play this card, 180 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,717 but i was dressed first. So... 181 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,151 Oh, that is silly. 182 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:55,322 Lily, it's time to play "who wore it best?" 183 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,924 No, I'm not doing this again. I can't. 184 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,593 Fine. Alex. 185 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:00,761 Uh, i don't know. 186 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,663 Boys' clothes aren't really my thing. 187 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,432 Really? 188 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,103 I don't get it. 189 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,180 Doesn't the wine get the cow drunk? 190 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,248 Thank you. Jay: Honest to god. 191 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,674 Have neither of you seen a cow? 192 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,675 They're huge. 193 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,019 I bet Tequila would do it quicker. 194 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,911 It's not the goal to get the cow drunk. 195 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,112 You got to be kidding me. 196 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,948 Manny, see why your mother's taking so long. 197 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,750 And don't tell her i sent you. 198 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,184 Mom! Hurry! 199 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,686 Don't yell. I could have yelled. 200 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,431 Then why didn't you? Because i didn't want to yell. 201 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:29,022 I want you to go. Why can't you go? 202 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,257 Why can't you do what i ask? 203 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,725 I'm trying to do something new here! 204 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,694 Stop yelling, Jay! I'm ready! 205 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,895 Oh, geez. 206 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,197 Haley, Manny knows where all the baby stuff is, 207 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,108 and if Joe won't go to bed, just put on Gladys knight 208 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,376 and bounce him around a little bit. 209 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,368 Oh, you still do that? 210 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,870 I loved when you did that with us. 211 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,237 How about that? 212 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,882 Somebody in this family remembers a nice thing i did. 213 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,808 I remember something nice you did. 214 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,644 You bought me this dress yesterday when you were working. 215 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,745 How do i look? 216 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,080 Gorgeous. Let's go! 217 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,048 You didn't even look at me. Haley. 218 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,225 Well, "a," your hair looks amazing, 219 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,393 like you just got off a horse. 220 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,052 That's exactly what i was going for. 221 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,420 But if i had one thought... 222 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,555 No! No thoughts. 223 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:02,966 Are those for sure the best earrings? 224 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,625 They seem to be kind of getting lost. 225 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,259 I have the same color in a bigger size. 226 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,661 How much bigger? Like a meter. 227 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,829 A meter? That's like a foot. 228 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:09,997 Actually, it's like a yard. 229 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,599 Oh, sorry... It's like a millimeter. 230 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,733 You mean a centimeter. 231 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,569 All this math. Just show me. 232 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,104 Gloria! What? 233 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,273 I think the new earrings 234 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,309 are really gonna tie your whole outfit together. 235 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:26,246 You're so sweet! [ Smooches ] 236 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,181 Wow. That was very mature of you. 237 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,750 Yeah, well, I'm a lot older now 238 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,120 than when she started getting dressed. 239 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,855 Claire: So this sound... 240 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:35,989 [ Doorbell rings ] 241 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,424 that's the doorbell. 242 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,693 That other sound was the smoke alarm. 243 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:40,961 Got it. 244 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,205 Okay, and if you're hungry, don't order a pizza. 245 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,764 They don't screen those delivery guys. 246 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,998 Half of them are ex-cons. 247 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,501 Stop it. You're gonna scare him. It's gonna be fine. 248 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,278 But if you do choke, you've gotta throw yourself 249 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,047 against the back of a chair to get the food out. 250 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,272 He'll just drink stuff. 251 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,807 Nothing from under the sink. 252 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,543 Even if it's lemony? 253 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,944 I'm just messing with you. 254 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,478 In case of fire, go low and get out. 255 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,680 In case of earthquake... 256 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,390 Wait. You think there could be an earthquake? 257 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,326 The last time we had one, that big cabinet fell on me. 258 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,285 No, it didn't. It did?! 259 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,286 Let's go. 260 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,287 Bye, honey, we love you. 261 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,321 Do you have the keys? 262 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,625 We're gonna check in. I promise! 263 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,494 [ Fabric stretching ] 264 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,630 Uhh, what's going on? 265 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:17,731 New suit? 266 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:18,899 This old thing? 267 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,033 Yes, it is. 268 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,069 I got it at this hipster place downtown. 269 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,070 You like it? 270 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,138 It's tight. 271 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,516 Well, the salesman said it was the style, 272 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,717 and he looked like a mumford and son, 273 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,742 so i think he'd know. 274 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:32,012 Mm, let's go. 275 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,747 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 276 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:37,751 Slow down, flo Jo. 277 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,162 You know what? We don't have time for this. 278 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,220 I'll just change. 279 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,089 Well, now i feel bad. Let's both just change. 280 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,423 That's the fair thing to do. 281 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,825 Okay, fine. But quickly, please. 282 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,427 Okay. 283 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,230 Oh... 284 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,501 I don't know. 285 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,170 It's blue. 286 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,872 Yeah, this one's so yellow. 287 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,340 Oh, you know what? 288 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,710 I have a stain on this one. I can't wear it. 289 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,578 Oh, Paisley, yeah. I don't know. 290 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,513 Are you kidding me right now?! 291 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,682 What? I know this trick, cam. 292 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,517 You take forever to pick out an outfit, 293 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,761 knowing very well that I'll say, "let's just go," 294 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:12,920 because we're late. 295 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,855 Meantime, you get credit for offering to change 296 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,132 while I'm the one who actually does. 297 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,357 As usual. Excuse me. 298 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:21,028 Are you accusing me of manipulating you to get my way? 299 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,195 Actually... 300 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,073 Because that's what my mother used to accuse me of, 301 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,208 [voice breaking] And i got to say 302 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,601 that that brings up a lot of stuff with me. 303 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,136 You're crying without tears. 304 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,606 Give me a minute. 305 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,909 "'Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents, ' 306 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,044 "grumbled Jo. 307 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,379 'It's so dreadful to be poor, ' sighed..." 308 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,214 stop! I hate this. 309 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,550 Can i put makeup on you? 310 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,118 Why does everyone ask me that? 311 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,930 Let's just have a good time tonight, all right? 312 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,722 I'm not mad. Okay, good. 313 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,758 And you do look super-duper handsome in that. 314 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:51,759 Don't even. 315 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,069 I'm gonna grab a water for the road. 316 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,061 Yeah, get me a soda. 317 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,328 Okay, Alex. Thank you so much. 318 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,329 Have a fun night. 319 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,131 Honey, we love you. 320 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,567 Here you go. All right. Thank you. 321 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,411 Okay, and remember, no eating in the living room. 322 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,570 Aah! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 323 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,639 Oh, oh! 324 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,174 What did you do? What did you do?! 325 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,743 Come on! You can't possibly think... 326 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,911 You shook this can 327 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,355 so you could wear the outfit that i wanted to wear? 328 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,114 That is exactly what i think! 329 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,248 That is insane. 330 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,693 You saw me take it from the refrigerator 331 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,085 and bring it to you. Did i? 332 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,929 Or were you out of my sight for the two seconds 333 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,865 that it took you to get from the refrigerator to here, 334 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,933 which would have given you exactly the right amount of time 335 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,192 to shake the can? 336 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,928 Nice theory, Nancy grace, but I'm not that petty. 337 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,930 Okay, you two. Did you see anything? 338 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,632 Just pretend you're coloring. 339 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,604 [ Ringing ] 340 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,839 Okay, what are you doing? 341 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,049 I'm trying to reach the mirror. 342 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,174 I got something in my eye. 343 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,485 Claire: Hi, you've reached the dunphys. 344 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:43,787 Please leave a message after the beep. 345 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,454 Why isn't Luke picking up? It's hard to reach the phone 346 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,715 when you're tired up by a recently paroled pizza guy. 347 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,782 Ha ha. You're very funny. 348 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,783 [ Tires screeching ] 349 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,351 [ Groans ] What are you doing? 350 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,686 I know it sounds weird. 351 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,954 Call it mother's intuition, 352 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,189 but i just have this feeling that something is wrong. 353 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:59,059 Fine, do what you want, but I've just about had it up to... 354 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,394 Higher than here with this. 355 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,896 [ Clatter ] 356 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,231 Oh! 357 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,966 Die, pizza man! [ Paintball gun firing ] 358 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,567 Ow! Owww! 359 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,969 Stop! Stop! 360 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,904 Oh. Sorry, mom. 361 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,007 Wow. 362 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,943 Told you he could take care of himself. 363 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,781 Move. 364 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,153 Why does she do this? 365 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,055 We're gonna lose our table. 366 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,824 She knows how important it is to me to be on time. 367 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,892 This is torture. 368 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,493 I think you've lost perspective, Jay. 369 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,566 You know what i would give 370 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,163 to wait around for a woman like that? 371 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,497 Reel it in, creepy. 372 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,832 That's your mother up there. 373 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,100 Gloria: Sorry, sorry. 374 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,669 Once i changed the earrings, i had to change the shoes. 375 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,413 Haley: And then i tried on one of Gloria's old dresses, 376 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,506 which made me feel like a 10-year-old boy. 377 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,175 Ay, your body's beautiful. 378 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,176 I agree. 379 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,343 Take it outside the family. 380 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,745 Okay, we ready to go? 381 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,346 Wait. I have the wrong lipstick. 382 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,420 Oh! That's it! I've had it! 383 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,415 Just one minute! 384 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,525 Nothing takes a minute with you. 385 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,617 We're leaving right now. 386 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,252 I don't care what you have to do. 387 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,421 It's bad enough you're being rude to me, 388 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,555 but you're being rude 389 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,858 to the people sitting there waiting for us! 390 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,860 Sorry, you're the first to arrive, 391 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,262 and we can't seat you till everyone's here. 392 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,531 I hope you're happy! 393 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,708 Where the hell is everybody? 394 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,410 Yes, i hate waiting like this. 395 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,778 Do you? 396 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,446 Just because everybody else is late 397 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,248 doesn't make it okay for us to be late. 398 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,283 I can't get ready fast with all the yelling! 399 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,284 I wasn't yelling. 400 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,053 You see, you're doing it again! 401 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,555 Gloria, you do this every single time. 402 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,724 If you know how long it takes you to get ready, 403 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,426 why don't you start earlier? 404 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,560 I have my reasons. 405 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,604 I would love to know them. 406 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,130 You're going to be mean. 407 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,597 I promise i won't be. 408 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,435 I like to make an entrance. 409 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,569 What's that, now? 410 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,172 I like the part where i go in, 411 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,808 and everybody's waiting for me, 412 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:59,913 and they say, "Gloria, you look so pretty, 413 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,449 and that dress is so beautiful." 414 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,650 Is that so bad? 415 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,418 I don't love it. 416 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:09,089 Oh, this room is so nice. 417 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,292 I know. It's almost as gorgeous as... you monster! 418 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,261 What? Oh, this? 419 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,538 Well, you know, you couldn't wear it, 420 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,297 so i figured, what's the harm? 421 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,298 Mm. Okay, you know what? 422 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,599 I will go over there, 423 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,144 and i will be as socially magnetic as i always am. 424 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,602 We will put this on the back burner, 425 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,538 but underneath, i want you to know, i am fuming. 426 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,974 Hey, Jay, where's Gloria? 427 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,608 She's... she was there a second... 428 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,311 There are my boys! 429 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,046 Gloria, you look so pretty. 430 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,614 That dress is so beautiful. 431 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,483 [ Chuckles ] 432 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,118 You got to be kidding me. 433 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,387 You let him watch those scary shows with you, 434 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,555 and then we leave him home alone at night. 435 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,324 Of course he's gonna arm himself. 436 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,502 He was fine until you gave him your "50 ways to die" speech. 437 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,061 What was the one about the welcome mat? 438 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,162 They are highly flammable. 439 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,563 For seven to ten people a year, 440 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,732 they may as well say, "welcome to the morgue." 441 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,510 You know what? Drop it. I don't want to fight in public. 442 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,835 It's embarrassing. Fine. 443 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,637 Hi, how are you? 444 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,638 Good evening. Hi. 445 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,839 Oh, my leg's asleep! 446 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,542 My leg's asleep! Okay, thank you. 447 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,044 Oh. 448 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,514 [ Growls softly ] 449 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,816 Sir, if the rest of your party doesn't arrive soon, 450 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,251 we have to give up your table. 451 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,585 Any minute. 452 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,887 Again, dad, sorry we're late. 453 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,655 Yeah, you know, Mitchell put on some music, 454 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,324 and we were primping and dancing around, 455 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,993 and i guess, well, we just lost track of time. 456 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,761 Actually, dad, what happened 457 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,039 was cam was practicing this trick 458 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,373 where he pretends to be accommodating 459 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,499 and then magically gets his way. 460 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,500 There they are. 461 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,501 We need a second. 462 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,602 Oh, cam, no. 463 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,603 Where are you guys going? 464 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,838 Can't talk. Too mad. 465 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,174 Oh. 466 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,208 Oh, god. 467 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,846 Phil: Hey. Hi, dad. 468 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,014 Where's Gloria? 469 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,849 She... For the love of... 470 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,017 There you are! 471 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,018 Whoa! 472 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,020 Oh, my goodness! That dress! 473 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,456 Gloria, holy mackerel. 474 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,924 We're so sorry we're late. 475 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,892 We had to drop Luke off at your place. 476 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,562 Phil wanted him to stay home alone, but he got scared. 477 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,465 Man, i can't wait to get some food in my mouth and yours. 478 00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,699 Poor Haley. 479 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,901 What is she going to do with all those boys? 480 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:02,902 [ "Midnight train to Georgia" plays ] 481 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,771 * I'll be with him 482 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,039 both: * i know you will 483 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,608 * on that midnight train to Georgia * 484 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,777 * leaving on the midnight train to Georgia * 485 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,312 * hey, hey, hey 486 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,546 * whoo, whoo! 487 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,714 You know what? 488 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,584 I resent the implication that i always get my way. 489 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,419 Really? The "save the date" cards. 490 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,620 For our wedding? 491 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,893 Oh. So, it is still our wedding. 492 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,290 I wasn't sure i was even invited 493 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,058 because you keep asking for my opinion 494 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,659 and then doing the exact opposite. 495 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,628 That's one thing. What about the music? 496 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,106 I think our love deserves a band, not a d.J. 497 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,298 The tablecloths. 498 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,675 They make sneakers out of that fabric. 499 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,910 You won't let me pick one thing, and you want to know why? 500 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,012 Because i have better taste than you. 501 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,270 [ Gasps ] 502 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,814 I was gonna say because you're a control freak. 503 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:39,939 [ Gasps ] 504 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,075 And how can you think that i have bad taste? 505 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,676 We chose the exact same outfit. 506 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,844 Did we? 507 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,414 I wore fun loafers. You wore sensible Oxfords. 508 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,581 Your collar's buttoned down. 509 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,017 Mine's a more current widespread. 510 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,327 And i chose a bold pocket square 511 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,761 to bring out the stripe in the shirt, 512 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,330 all of which you wouldn't have thought of 513 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,124 because, well, I've already said. 514 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,426 You don't like my Oxfords? 515 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,861 I'm sorry. I'm being harsh. 516 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,496 They're fine. Thank you. 517 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,832 For a small-town [Chuckling] detective. 518 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,767 Okay, look. I can't help myself. I did it again. 519 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,436 So, i-i don't love them. 520 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,604 But i do love you. 521 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,506 And i don't want you to feel left out. 522 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,674 Okay. 523 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,776 Then let me have a say in planning our wedding. 524 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,049 You... That's what we agreed to. 525 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,947 You will, and you should, and I'm sorry. 526 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,782 Thank you. 527 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,884 Can you just do one thing for me? 528 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,286 Sure. 529 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,622 Just be honest, and I'll let this go forever. 530 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,291 Did you shake that can? 531 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,226 No. 532 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,696 I'm gonna ask you one more time. 533 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,199 See, Phil? 534 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,543 They don't let Manny stay home alone. 535 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,135 Why do you think Haley's there? 536 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,337 Actually, we let Manny stay home all the time, 537 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,005 and sometimes, he makes cupcakes, 538 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,974 which i could use one right about now... 539 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,476 Or a potato. 540 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,644 Haley's there to take care of Joe. 541 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,745 Are you sure, guys? 542 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,856 'Cause Claire's always right about everything 543 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,015 all the time, forever and ever. 544 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,817 Thank god. Here they are. 545 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,152 Fiona, we're all here. 546 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,554 Actually, dad, we could use a moment. 547 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,224 I'm going to eat my hand. 548 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,558 "Jo immediately sat up, 549 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,660 "put her hands in her pockets, and began to whistle. 550 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,529 [ As Amy ] "'Don't, Jo. It's so boyish.' 551 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,897 [ as Jo ] "'That's why i do it.' 552 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,066 [ as Amy ] "'I detest rude, unladylike girls.' 553 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,835 [ as Jo ] "'I hate affected, niminy-piminy chits.'" 554 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,513 [ normal voice ] Okay, this stinks. I give up. 555 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,938 Thank god. 556 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,840 Want to see your hair? 557 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,343 Wow. 558 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,245 Lily, that's actually good. 559 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,879 Can you really do makeup? 560 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,282 Stay there. 561 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,853 Is it really too much to ask that you consult me 562 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,455 before you make such a big decision? 563 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,765 Claire, when you went back to work, 564 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,900 you asked me to take the reins. 565 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,268 So i think you need to trust me now. 566 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,928 Do you really think I'd put Luke in a dangerous situation? 567 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,030 He's my favorite, which i did not just say. 568 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,032 If anything happens to him... It won't. 569 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,034 If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty good at this, 570 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,036 as hard as it is for you to pay me a compliment. 571 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,404 Where is that coming from? 572 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,806 Well, do you like this suit? 573 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,143 I wouldn't know because all you said was, "it's tight," 574 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,877 and not in a cool black way. 575 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,712 Wait, a-are you trying to say 576 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,282 that you squeezed yourself in that for me? 577 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,550 Yes. 578 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,993 You've been a little distracted at work, 579 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,653 so i wanted to look nice for you. 580 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,588 Oh, honey. 581 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,259 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 582 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,893 You're right. 583 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,662 Luke probably would have been fine, 584 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,630 and i am having a hard time letting go. 585 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,800 And if there's one person in the world i trust, it is you. 586 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,968 And? 587 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:27,340 And... You look hot in that suit. 588 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,342 When we get home later... 589 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,110 Okay, you're actually gonna need to stop. 590 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,446 This suit can't get any tighter. 591 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,148 Hey, we're back. 592 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,483 Nobody goes anywhere. 593 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,785 Everybody hold hands, and we go right to the table. 594 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,852 Fiona? 595 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,255 Actually, we just gave away your table. 596 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,691 I'm sorry, but i did warn you about this. 597 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,159 Listen to me, fiorina. 598 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,794 This man has been waiting 599 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,297 to eat in this restaurant for months! 600 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,765 We were all selfish, and we made him late. 601 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,009 And maybe i got a little crazy, 602 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,602 but I'm gonna think about that later. 603 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,837 But he has done nothing wrong! 604 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,114 So we're not gonna leave this place 605 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,441 until he eats that drunk cow 606 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,543 that he can't shut up his mouth about! 607 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,347 Why you haven't moved? 608 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,049 Last night, i had the greatest meal I've ever had, 609 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,684 and it never would have happened 610 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,520 if Gloria hadn't got us kicked out 611 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:17,657 of that snooty restaurant. 612 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,559 Tacos. 613 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,627 Mitchell: Tacos. 614 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,894 I need a taco. 615 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,630 Yes. Taco truck! 616 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,499 [ "Midnight train to Georgia" plays ] 617 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,801 Mmm! 618 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,002 Phil: That is delicious. 619 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,339 No, but seriously, who looks better? 620 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,342 Jay: I don't know if it was the six scotches i drank 621 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,809 waiting for everybody, 622 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,479 or the fact that i hadn't eaten anything since breakfast... 623 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,982 Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up. 624 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,184 [ Laughter ] 625 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,986 They even played my favorite song. 626 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,755 * he's leaving 627 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,989 * leaving * 628 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,025 * on that midnight train to Georgia * 629 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,695 * leaving on the midnight train * 630 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,165 * said he's going back to find * 631 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,501 * going back to find 632 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,003 * to a simpler place in time * 633 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,004 yeah! 634 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,439 * oh, yes, he is 635 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,609 * and I'll be with him 636 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,344 * yes, he will 637 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,113 * on that midnight train to Georgia * 638 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:18,785 a train I'd never make unless i told Gloria it left at 11:00. 639 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,688 * I'd rather live in his world 640 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,123 * than be without him in mine * 641 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,796 here you go. 642 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,106 I didn't know what you wanted to drink, 643 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,432 so i just got you this soda. 644 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,566 That's fine. Thank you. 645 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,704 Cam, what did you do? 646 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,272 I did exactly what you did 647 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,240 because i know you so well. 648 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,709 I didn't shake the soda. 649 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,277 Then you have nothing to worry about, 650 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,346 so go ahead and open it. 651 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,483 I shook it, okay? 652 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,218 I shook the soda. I shook it up! 653 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,653 Are you happy? 654 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,822 It was petty and stupid and awful. I'm sorry. 655 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:56,889 [ Can opens ] 656 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,058 Damn it. 657 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,460 [ Slurps ] 658 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,161 Ahh.