1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:04,004 Jay: No begging. No begging. 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,240 Stella, you're breaking my heart here. 3 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:09,210 What's breaking your heart is that sausage and bacon. 4 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,045 Can't you just pick one? 5 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,589 Don't worry. I'm gonna burn it off on the golf course. 6 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,747 [ Chuckles ] How, Jay? 7 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:15,149 By riding the little cart 8 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,017 or by kicking the ball back into play? 9 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,019 Here. I'm gonna take Joe fulgencio to the park. 10 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,821 Can you please stop by the grocery store? 11 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,356 Why doesn't the nanny do this? 12 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,193 You got to be kidding me! 13 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,895 Gloria has fired five nannies. 14 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,897 I don't like another woman in my house. 15 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,265 I want to be the star. 16 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:32,433 Stars have nannies. 17 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,635 You know that some of this is Manny's fault. 18 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,174 Gloria: Manny! 19 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,343 So, Marie, what do you 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,844 feel like doing for dinner tonight? 21 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,347 You're eating dino-bites because you are a little boy. 22 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,116 Mom! 23 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,459 I'm telling you, there's an embarrassing 24 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,852 press conference in that kid's future. 25 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,521 We're getting married in seven months. 26 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,688 Or eight months. 27 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,290 I worry about it raining in April. 28 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,058 Well, i worry about me sweating in may. 29 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,893 Oh, well, we can't decide on anything. 30 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,305 There... there are too many choices. 31 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,796 Fortunately, one of our best friends 32 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,198 is an event planner. 33 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,966 Pepper! Pepper! 34 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,436 * here come the grooms [ Laughs ] 35 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,805 * all dressed in fun tuxes from my pepper collection * 36 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,607 ha, wow... Look at all your ideas. 37 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,109 Honey, this is just the index. 38 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,610 Ronaldo! 39 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,812 I brought linens and place settings 40 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,748 and invitations and stemware. 41 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,416 [ Hispanic accent ] Hello. I'm Ronaldo. 42 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,593 Oh, don't be such a chatterbox. 43 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,794 And go and fetch the platter box. 44 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,121 Now, let's lose this couch. 45 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,789 Wow, you need that much space, huh? 46 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,791 No, it's hideous. 47 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,627 This can't be news to you. 48 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,130 Ohh. 49 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:39,133 Captions by vitac... 50 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,136 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 51 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:45,139 And brought to you by Ford. Go further. 52 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:47,941 *** 53 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,586 Alex: You're ruining my life! 54 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,245 These eggs are delicious. Mm. 55 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:52,913 Haley: What life?! Get out of my room! 56 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,415 I put milk in them. Oh. 57 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,949 Alex: It's not your room anymore! 58 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:56,950 Well, they sure are fluffy. 59 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,118 [ Laughs ] Haley: Mom! 60 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,654 Hey, dad. Morning, troops. 61 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,990 Claire, i owe you a pack of lady razors. 62 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,159 I'm just gonna go stand out in the yard. 63 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,260 Haley: Seriously, get out! 64 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,995 Alex: I told you it's not your room! 65 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,830 Tension between Haley and Alex 66 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,165 has been getting pretty high, 67 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,334 so our solution was to move Haley 68 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:16,003 down to the basement, which we were just about to do... 69 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,005 When my dad came out for a weekend visit. 70 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,006 Two weekends ago. 71 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,674 After my mom passed away, 72 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,343 he dated this woman named Annie, 73 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,688 and she broke up with him, and then he seemed kind of down, 74 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:25,846 so i invited him out. 75 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,181 Haley: Gross! Those are my socks! 76 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,682 Alex: They are not! Mom! 77 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,485 I'm just gonna pop outside. 78 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:34,288 I should get her a rake. 79 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:37,325 Andy: Welcome to king's landing! 80 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:41,161 I am the evil boy king, and i want your heads! 81 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,563 Yeah! Oh, gosh! Ohh! 82 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:45,566 Oh, look how much they all love you. 83 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:46,567 Ohh, thanks. 84 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,811 I'm just trying to match the energy 85 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,137 of their video games and whosits and whatnots. 86 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,138 Joan: So, I'm gonna play tennis. 87 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,173 I can pick you up at noon. 88 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,175 Oh, hi! Joan, right? Yes. 89 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,177 Hi. I'm Andy. 90 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,012 I'm her Manny... Male nanny. 91 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,414 Hi, I'm Gloria. 92 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,250 This might just sound a little crazy, 93 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,552 but i don't think Joan likes me. 94 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,053 Oh, that's not crazy. She doesn't. 95 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,721 Her husband's always staring at you, 96 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,266 and she's worried you're gonna steal him. 97 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:12,226 What?! Be happy, little guy. 98 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,894 This world belongs to you. 99 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,096 I would never steal anybody else's man, 100 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,931 especially not her fat husband. 101 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,600 Hey, he's not fat anymore. 102 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,902 I helped him lose 30 pounds. [ Gasps ] 103 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,404 Ooh! Thank you, Andy. 104 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,438 Careful. 105 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,773 If i bring you home scratched, 106 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,375 i lose my deposit. 107 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,243 Hmm. I'm kind of a chef, too. 108 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,644 Here, try this. 109 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,614 Mmm! 110 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,782 It's quinoa. 111 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,617 You actually burn calories while eating i... 112 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,452 So, Andy, tell me, 113 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,788 are you really happy with that Joan? 114 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,889 [ Giggles ] 115 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:46,394 Every wedding is unique, like a snowflake. 116 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,296 [ Gasps ] Pepper: And my job is to give you 117 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,399 the snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy. 118 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,267 That's all we ever wanted. Aww. 119 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,736 So, let's start with a color palette. 120 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,905 I'm thinking... 121 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:58,906 Purple. 122 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,941 Purple! That is a color! Wow! 123 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,219 We don't love... yeah, we don't love purple. Not our favorite, but... 124 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,878 [ Exhales sharply ] 125 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,122 Excuse me? Well, it's just that purple 126 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,615 might be a little bit bold for... 127 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:10,050 No, i get it. You think I'm an idiot. 128 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,160 No. No! No, we don't, pepper. 129 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,496 Well, obviously, you know better than i. 130 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,821 After all, I've only put on 131 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,656 hundreds of magnificent weddings. 132 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,291 Come, Ronaldo. 133 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,294 [ Voice breaking ] They're not interested in planning a wedding. 134 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,995 They're interested in hurting people. 135 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,063 No, pepper. Pepper, wait. 136 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,064 No, pepper, wait. Listen. No, no. 137 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,566 We can consider purple. 138 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,635 This is just a lot for us to take in. 139 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,970 Ohh. Ohh! [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 140 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,640 Of course. I get it. I... 141 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:36,444 Let the idea wash over you for a bit. 142 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,112 We had also discussed a more neutral palette. 143 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:42,616 Ronaldo! They're washing! 144 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,985 I'm sorry. He means well. 145 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,333 Now, let's talk about your entrance. 146 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,824 Cameron: Yes. Entrance. 147 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,828 The idea of two men being able to marry 148 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,030 seemed like a fantasy, 149 00:04:57,064 --> 00:05:00,801 so i see you riding down the purple aisle 150 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,670 on a... 151 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,207 unicorn. Ronaldo: Unicorn. 152 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:16,993 Are you sure, grandpa? It might be fun. 153 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,286 Sorry, Luke. I just don't think i have it in me today. 154 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,287 Did you see that? 155 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,655 When has your dad ever 156 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,156 not wanted to pull Luke's finger? 157 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,224 He's hurting, Phil. 158 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,226 I think he needs to see a therapist. 159 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,195 Claire, he doesn't need a therapist. 160 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,864 Why? Honey, that's what they do. They help people cope with loss. 161 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,534 They'll even come to the house if we need them to. 162 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,369 I should talk to my dad. You know what? 163 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,713 He was pretty down after the divorce. 164 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,214 I bet he has some insight. Yeah, 'cause your dad's 165 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,707 so in touch with people's feelings? 166 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,385 [ Dialing ] When a man is overcome with emotion 167 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:42,643 at a Celine Dion concert, 168 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,478 you do not tell him to grow a pair! Phil! 169 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,814 The ship went down, but their love lasts forever! Shh! 170 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:47,981 Dad? Hi. 171 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,850 Yeah, listen. Uh, frank is really depressed. 172 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,318 I think he should see a therapist. 173 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,520 What do you say? 174 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,921 He doesn't need any of that! 175 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:56,256 Yeah? Uh-huh. T-that's exactly what i said. 176 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,425 Give me that. I-i... 177 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,859 Jay, what did you just say? 178 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,394 Take him out and meet some women. 179 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:03,330 1,000 therapists couldn't do what Gloria did for me. 180 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,998 Oh, i agree. Claire was wrong. 181 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,501 I'll tell you what. I know a fun place. 182 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,070 Tonight, you, me, and frank out on the town. 183 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,605 Oh, fun! A three-way! 184 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,106 I already regret this. [ Beep ] 185 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,443 Well, I'm excited, too. I got to get going, though. 186 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,445 Mnh-mnh. All right. Bye. 187 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:20,614 Gloria, we're back! 188 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,616 Here! Let me lighten your load. 189 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,452 Who are you? I'm the new Manny. 190 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,286 Am i being replaced? 191 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,623 Jay, Manny, meet Joe's new Manny, Andy. 192 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,592 Can i talk to you a second? No, thank you. 193 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,926 We're gonna need to discuss this. 194 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,095 I get it. I understand it's a big decision. 195 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,930 But if it eases your mind at all, 196 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,099 know that I'm not just here for baby Joe. 197 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,634 I'm here for you, too. 198 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,603 Doesn't ease my mind at all. 199 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,113 My mission is to make all of your lives 200 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,607 happier and healthier. 201 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,942 Is this because i ate that party sub? 202 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,778 Ohh! Crackers! 203 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,280 I left my phone upstairs in the nursery. 204 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,347 Could you grab it for me? 205 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,486 I know people get all squirrelly 206 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,563 when they hear the word "healthy." 207 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,255 Actually, Manny? My phone is in my pocket. 208 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,557 Sorry, bud. 209 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:06,059 But my goal is to get you healthy without... nope! 210 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:10,297 It is just a pack of gum. My phone is still upstairs. 211 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,800 Without you even realizing what's happening. 212 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,135 Wow. I'm such a dodo. 213 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,004 I didn't even bring my phone today. 214 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,673 I know what you're doing. Jay: We're gonna talk about it. 215 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,843 Okay, well, you have my number, so i can start tomorrow. 216 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,311 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call me. I will! 217 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,445 Take care! 218 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,948 That's a nonstarter. Keep looking. 219 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,518 [ Sighs ] But he's perfect. 220 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,353 He's a man. It's weird. He's a weird man. 221 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,623 He's like Phil, only i have to pay for him. 222 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,826 This is not a dictatorship! It's a democracy! We vote! 223 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,670 No way. You always bully Manny, and he caves. He's weak. 224 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,795 No offense. 225 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,463 Whoever thinks that we should hire Andy, 226 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,799 raise the hand! 227 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,301 No, sorry, mom. Not this time. 228 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,303 I can't have that energy in my house. 229 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,506 Fine. Cook your own dinner! 230 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:55,008 We will. We'll be fine. 231 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,343 So, what are we having? 232 00:07:56,376 --> 00:08:00,047 You're on your own, kid. I'm going out tonight. 233 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,551 So, what do you think? 234 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,352 I like it. 235 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:08,522 Also, is it a little Willy wonka? 236 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,690 [ Snowflake thuds ] 237 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,191 You're tired. I'll come back tomorrow 238 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,193 when you're ready to be more constructive. 239 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,962 Pepper, no. Pepper. 240 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,329 Ronaldo, strike this. 241 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:17,464 [ Sighs ] 242 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,467 Sorry. I thought i was wearing a cape today. 243 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,302 Oh. Oh, my gosh. 244 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,971 Ohh. What are we gonna do? 245 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,806 I-i think we have to fire pepper. 246 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,474 That would kill him. 247 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,043 He's on the brink as it is. Why? 248 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,379 Since the proposition ocho was overturned, 249 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,548 he's done 50 gay weddings. 250 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,250 The man is exhausted, searching for new ideas. 251 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,319 You said "ocho" and then you said "50." 252 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,823 You see? Gays are so nit-picky. 253 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,325 In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, 254 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,595 but the gays have such strong opinions! 255 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,697 It takes a toll on a great artist 256 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,931 like pepper Saltzman. 257 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,108 You know, I've never thought of it that way. 258 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:55,102 I mean, look at us. We can't agree on one thing. 259 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,369 No, you're right. 260 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,881 I mean, cam wants a rustic country theme, 261 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,539 and I'm looking for something 262 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,709 a little more contemporary and sophisticated. Mm-hmm. 263 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,044 And it's impossible. But you can have both. 264 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,947 Casual elegance, classic with a twist. 265 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,181 Go on. Go on. 266 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,351 I'd start with raw, natural-linen table runners 267 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,453 to bring the two worlds together. 268 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,723 We eschew the classic round tables 269 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,557 for rectangular farm tables, 270 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,893 but keep the setting clean and modern. 271 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,561 [ Inhales sharply ] And then... 272 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,730 Yes! Yes? 273 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,398 No, i mustn't. This is wrong. 274 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,368 Pepper is my boss and my mentor! 275 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,813 Oh, and he's our friend. What are we doing? 276 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,472 We... we got caught up. We gave in to temptation. 277 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,473 I-i should go. 278 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,476 Don't! I must. 279 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,812 Vintage handkerchiefs for the guests to cry into. 280 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,948 [ Gasps ] Ronaldo, wait! 281 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:44,451 French bistro stemless wine glasses. 282 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,786 I've said too much. 283 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,287 Ronaldo! 284 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,455 He's gone, cam. 285 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,459 [ Sighs ] 286 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,894 Yep. 287 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,896 Guys, we can't stand around all night. 288 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,766 At some point, we have to talk to somebody. 289 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,134 Now, come on. How about those two? 290 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,469 Let's go over there. 291 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,805 Oh, my god. I don't know why I'm so nervous. 292 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,975 [ Indistinct conversations ] 293 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,243 Hello, ladies. Not interested. 294 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,112 Wow. I-i just said hello. 295 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,114 We're just kind of having a girls' night. 296 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,349 Kathy, be nice. I'm Marcy. 297 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,186 I'm Jay. This is frank and, uh, Phil. Hi. 298 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,021 Hey-lo. I mean hey. Or hello. 299 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,455 [ Chuckles ] I don't know. 300 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,858 And for the record, i just wanted to introduce my friend. 301 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,794 I wasn't trying to pick you up or anything. 302 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,461 I'm heartbroken. 303 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,639 We don't mean to disturb you. 304 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,331 Oh, you're not disturbing us. 305 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,632 You have sweet eyes. 306 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,802 Thank you. I'm from Florida. 307 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,136 [ Gasps ] I love Florida! 308 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,805 Would you like to sit down, frank? 309 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,807 Well, i, uh... Yeah, sure. 310 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,008 Oh, my god. It's happening. 311 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,176 For your information, I'm married to a gorgeous woman. 312 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,012 Uh-huh. Dad, Jay and i 313 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,147 are gonna grab a drink from the bar. Sure. 314 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,958 I think i have a picture of her here on this somewhere. 315 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,526 Let's go, Jay. Yeah, she won beauty pageants. 316 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,518 Okay. 317 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,686 I'm a catch. Mm-hmm. 318 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,356 Let's get out of here. This place is dead, anyway. 319 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,728 [ Slurps ] 320 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,730 Hey, there's Casanova! 321 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,407 I didn't hear you come in last night. [ Chuckles ] 322 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,466 So... so, uh, how did it go with Marcy? 323 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,467 Oh, it was okay. 324 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,236 But i actually met someone else 325 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,038 while i was waiting for a taxi. 326 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,740 Well, all right. [ Chuckles ] 327 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,008 And she's downstairs right now. 328 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,710 Well, all right. 329 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:21,048 Truth is, i, um, have a bit of a situation. 330 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,650 She says i owe her $500. 331 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,552 Please tell me you broke something of hers. 332 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,687 No, turns out she's a hooker. 333 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,323 You picked up a hooker? Well, i didn't know she was a hooker. 334 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,168 We're in my kitchen. We have to stop saying "hooker"! 335 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,593 You got to get her out of here 336 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,195 before Claire gets back from yoga. 337 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,873 She's not gonna leave until she gets the cash. 338 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,199 $500? I think you got ripped off. 339 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,534 Hey, can i have a hit of that coffee? Oh, that's fine. 340 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,772 Trust me. He did not get ripped off. 341 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:45,939 [ Pat ] [ Chuckles ] 342 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,274 [ Sighs ] 343 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,708 No, that's good. It's yours. 344 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,283 $247. I'm gonna have to run to an atm. 345 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,051 How could you not know?! 346 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,719 Well, the drinks, the flirting. 347 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,122 I couldn't think straight. 348 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,223 Have you ever touched 349 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,760 the smooth, taut skin of a 48-year-old woman? 350 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,128 I hope to one day, 351 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,973 but that's not gonna happen if Claire gets home and... 352 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,800 [ door opens ] Hi! I'm back! Hey! 353 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,634 Frank, did you have fun last night? 354 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,803 No. He did not. 355 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,470 Hey. Who's the woman in the kitchen? 356 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,639 Beats me. I think I'll go freshen up. 357 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,241 There's a woman in the kitchen? 358 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,743 There's a woman in the kitchen. Yeah, she's a therapist. 359 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,445 The therapist that you recommended. 360 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,880 So i decided it was a good idea. 361 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,125 Oh, that means the world that you listened to me. [ Chuckles ] 362 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,459 Thank you! Ohh, you should get a shower upstairs. 363 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,161 Oh, no, i want to say hi. No, not sweaty like that. 364 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,821 You smell. 365 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,488 No, uh... 366 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,825 Hi! Hi, I'm Claire. 367 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,292 I'm frank's daughter-in-law, 368 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,794 and i just want to thank you so much 369 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,629 for coming and helping him out this way. 370 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,464 It was my idea. No, it wasn't. 371 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,765 Okay. All right. 372 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,935 No, hey. I've never told anyone this. 373 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,603 But i have always wanted to do what you do. 374 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,105 I think I'd be really good at it. 375 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,783 No, she wouldn't. What are you talking about? 376 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,852 It's basically what i already do for the whole neighborhood. 377 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,978 At least this way, i get paid for it. Mm. Uh-huh. 378 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,313 You know, i got a standing 10:30 i got to get to. 379 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,314 Yes. Yes, you do! 380 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,682 Haley: Mom, I'm gonna throw up! 381 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,684 Alex's hair smells like cheese! It is not cheese! 382 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,186 It is cruelty-free organic shampoo 383 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,530 with traces of churned goat's milk! 384 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,521 So cheese! 385 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,857 [ Sniffs ] Ew, i need a bucket! 386 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,692 Ugh! Ladies, we have a guest. 387 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,327 I am... I'm really sorry about this. 388 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,996 I'm just at my wit's end with these two. 389 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,331 I don't suppose you have any experience with teenagers? 390 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,867 Oh, no. 391 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,701 You two remind me of me and my sister. 392 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,370 We used to fight all the time. 393 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,372 I used to accuse her of stealing my boyfriend. 394 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,707 She would accuse me of trying to stab her. 395 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,843 You know, sister stuff. Oh, my god. 396 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,179 Trust me, if i wanted to stab her, 397 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,147 that skank be stabbed. 398 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,685 She's not a therapist, is she? 399 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,686 Just... 400 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,021 I didn't sleep a wink. 401 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,390 I-i cannot stop thinking about Ronaldo. 402 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,858 I know. 403 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:47,070 I dreamt our wedding made the cover of modern gay grooms 404 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,238 and that there was a magazine called modern gay grooms. 405 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,563 [ Knock on door ] 406 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,065 Okay, that's... That's pepper. 407 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,501 Let's just ask him to let Ronaldo take the lead. 408 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,835 And... And risk hurting pepper? 409 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,004 For all we know, 410 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,706 Ronaldo hasn't even given us a second thought. 411 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,308 I couldn't stop thinking about you. 412 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,643 [ Groans ] What happened here yesterday was real. 413 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,879 Oh, Ronaldo! We felt it, too. 414 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:06,880 But what about pepper? 415 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,315 I left him. What? 416 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,984 It's over. He doesn't look at me the way you do. 417 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,320 Ohh, this is all happening so fast. 418 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,421 For me, too. 419 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,090 But my heart was racing when i left here. 420 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,825 You are my muses-es. 421 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,161 Ohh. I feel so guilty. 422 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,931 One quick look. No one has to know. 423 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,598 [ Gasps ] Oh. 424 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,368 Oh, Ronaldo, what have you done? 425 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,712 [ Knocking on door ] Pepper: Mitchell! Cameron! 426 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,538 Oh, no! Uh, uh, quick! Hide! 427 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,906 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'll hide. 428 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,909 Cam, not you. Okay, yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. 429 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,077 [ Knocking continues ] 430 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,078 Ronaldo left me. 431 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,412 What?! No! The swine! 432 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,413 Ohh! Ohh! 433 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,082 Someone put it in his head 434 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,416 that he could do this without me. 435 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,418 But mark my words, i will destroy him 436 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,255 and whatever wedding he thinks he's planning. 437 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,223 Okay, well, that's one way to go. 438 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,259 Daddies, there's a man in the bathroom. 439 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,860 What? That... that's a wiggles song. 440 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,030 That's a wiggles song. * daddy, there's a man in the bathroom * 441 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,531 * there's a man in the bathroom * 442 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,767 * he's in the shower it's okay, honey. It's okay. 443 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,702 Pepper: Ronaldo was nothing before i found him, 444 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,805 living in squalor in a dump barely bigger than this. 445 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,640 How could he do this to me? 446 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,110 Because you never listen to anybody! 447 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,446 I have good ideas, but you're too thick-headed to hear them! 448 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,483 Ronaldo, how did you get here? 449 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,652 It was you two. You plotted against me. 450 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:23,623 I bet that's not even a wiggles song, is it? 451 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,058 Is it?! No. 452 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,994 Ohh. 453 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,328 Pepper, we can explain. 454 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,896 [ Sobbing ] 455 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,464 Ohh. 456 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,466 Do you have any idea how hard i work? 457 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,802 Well, maybe that's part of the problem. 458 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,138 I mean, you've been through the mill, pepper. 459 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,672 Heard it. 460 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,675 I've done 53 gay weddings. 461 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:46,013 And... 462 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,314 And... 463 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,681 None of them are mine. 464 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,682 Ohh. Pepper. 465 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,118 And whose fault is that? 466 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,420 I feel like you're implying mine, 467 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288 but i really don't see it. 468 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,624 How can a man with such flare for setting tables 469 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,327 leave no seat for one who loves him?! 470 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,995 Oh, my god. Ronaldo's in love with pepper. 471 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,830 I know. That's why i said, "oh, my god." 472 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,299 Pepper, do you hear what Ronaldo is saying? 473 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,168 Of course i do. I'm not a fool. 474 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,037 He thinks i can't set a table. 475 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,138 No. No, no, no. 476 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,673 Ronaldo is in love with you. Go to him. 477 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,676 What? 478 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,345 You're in love with me? 479 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,681 Sí. It is true. Yes. 480 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,716 God, that would drive me crazy. 481 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,886 Ronaldo, i-i don't know what to say. 482 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,988 I mean, of course, when i hired you, 483 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,623 i found you very attractive. 484 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,492 That's why i hire all my people. 485 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,529 But i... 486 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,199 I never thought you... 487 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,567 Would find me... 488 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,535 Perfecto? 489 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,872 Because that's what you are... perfect. 490 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,707 No. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. 491 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,542 I can't. 492 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:53,380 [ Coughs ] 493 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,049 Gloria, i forgot my towel! 494 00:16:56,083 --> 00:17:00,320 Here it is. Nice and toasty from the dryer. 495 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,388 Gloria! 496 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,723 She ran to the store. Breakfast in 5. 497 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,394 Your underpants are pressed and on your bed. 498 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,761 Gloria! 499 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,773 So, if I'm hearing you right, you're not so much mad 500 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,732 about the prostitute in the kitchen 501 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,101 as you are about my lying to you. 502 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,778 No, I'm mad about the prostitute in the kitchen. 503 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:16,769 Hmm. That's my bad. 504 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,013 Yes, it is. It's your bad, frank. 505 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,005 Very bad. 506 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,341 Look, I'm a progressive woman. 507 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,076 I-i took a pole-dancing class. 508 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,412 I sent my daughter to college with condoms. 509 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,256 Wait, now, i think that sends the wrong message. 510 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,957 Thank you very much. No! You don't get to judge! 511 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,285 I... Frank, I'm... 512 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,455 I know you're upset about Annie breaking up with you. 513 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,924 Wait, Annie didn't break up with me. 514 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,292 I broke up with her. 515 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,293 W-what? Why? 516 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,761 I thought she was so great! 517 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:45,598 Well, i got scared. I didn't know how to... 518 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,700 Be with another woman. 519 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,645 I thought your mother and i would be together forever. 520 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,204 Ah... I'm sorry, dad. 521 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,806 I never would have gone through with it last night, 522 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,577 but, uh, Jeannie was so nice and professional. 523 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,412 Jeannie: Well, thank you, frank. 524 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,947 And for what it's worth, 525 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,949 you got nothing to be nervous about. 526 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,083 You were wonderful. 527 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,085 Really? You think so? 528 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,320 [ Laughing ] Yeah. 529 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,656 If you love that woman, you should go get her back. 530 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,258 She'll be lucky to have you. 531 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,492 Aww. 532 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,002 Seriously, i see a lot of guys your age. 533 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,094 Most of them can barely... 534 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,096 Okay. Let's get you in that cab. 535 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,731 [ Chuckles ] I love your kids. 536 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,066 That Alex is like a little me. 537 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,168 Yeah! Phil: Oh, my god. 538 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,605 Good morning, boss, junior boss. 539 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,440 Grab a seat and check it out. 540 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,276 Egg-white omelet, high-protein smoothies, 541 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,977 then i thought we could put on 542 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,656 our running shoes and go... i need to cut you off right there, chief. 543 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,948 Seems my wife overstepped her bounds. 544 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,685 Now, you seem like a nice guy. Thanks. 545 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,087 But i don't think you're the best fit for this house. 546 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,623 Are... are you serious? I'm afraid so. 547 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,292 Okay. 548 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,502 It was the underpants, wasn't it? 549 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,827 That didn't help. 550 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,163 Man, i came on too strong. Gosh dang it! 551 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,199 My dad warned me about that when i turned 14. 552 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,634 He said, "son, you're about to be the man of the family. 553 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,336 "You got to learn to give people time 554 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,770 to see how special you are." 555 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,047 Why were you the man of the family? 556 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,941 He sort of died. How? 557 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,776 I don't want to bring you down, little man. 558 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,111 Neither did my dad. 559 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,113 He'd say, "my disease can't be all bad 560 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,148 if it rhymes with 'answer.'" 561 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,317 [ bell dings ] 562 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,653 Those are the flaxseed muffins that i just baked. 563 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,822 I'll just take them out and get out of here. 564 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,124 Andy, wait. 565 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,892 We're never gonna eat them. 566 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,062 Well, then... I'm sorry it didn't work out. 567 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,197 What didn't work out? 568 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,698 My mission here. 569 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,035 It was really nice to meet you, though, Mrs. p. 570 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,204 You didn't even give him a chance. 571 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,205 We took a vote, mom. 572 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,473 You got to respect the vote. 573 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,975 No! You make me hire these nannies that i don't like. 574 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,645 But when i find one that i like, you fire him?! 575 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,481 I am the one that spends most of the time around here! 576 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,484 So i get to pick! Shh. 577 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,655 Sometimes the louder we are, the less we're heard. 578 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,324 You're frustrated right now, aren't you? Yes. 579 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,160 Because you feel like they're not hearing you. 580 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,329 Yes. 581 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,030 Well, that's exactly how they feel. 582 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,604 I'm sorry that i ignored your feelings. 583 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,774 I promise that i will try not to yell so much. 584 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,209 You're hired. What?! 585 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,445 You better drink that smoothie. We're going on a run! 586 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,146 This isn't over. 587 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,216 Andy: Life isn't easy. 588 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,052 Sometimes we just need a little help. 589 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,255 Getting your confidence back, 590 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,725 getting on the same page, 591 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,560 getting out of your own way. 592 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,762 [ Laughs ] 593 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,435 Or just getting moving. 594 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,945 And I'm pleased as punch to be the one... 595 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,772 Okay, this is tough enough without all the yammering! 596 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,375 Sorry. Whoo! 597 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,248 Pepper: What would you like to dance to? 598 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,426 Cameron: I have to tell you we have to have some sort of square dancing. 599 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,418 Mitchell: We're not doing country. 600 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,952 No square dancing. We're not. 601 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,588 There will be no hoedown tonight. Pepper and i are on... 602 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,290 My family is going to throw a fit. 603 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,634 They'll riot. We're not getting married for them. 604 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,460 We're getting married for us. 605 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,970 And i think we have a decorative cake out front, 606 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,796 and then we have sheet cakes in the back. 607 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:07,066 Oh, i see! Is that the theme you're going for... tacky?! 608 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,234 Sheet... like a sheet. 609 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,745 Oh, "sheet." I thought he said "chic cake." 610 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,072 [ Laughs ] All of my cakes are chic. 611 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,907 Oh, they are, yeah!