1 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,648 [ Loudly ] I sure hope mom and dad are surprised 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:07,375 by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them! 3 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,386 [ Loudly ] I'd hate to walk in on them if they're naked. 4 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,912 [ Loudly ] Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone 5 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:14,648 as she tries to fall asleep even years later. 6 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,850 Oh, relax. I think you're safe. 7 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,252 Or are they? 8 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:21,255 It's our 20th anniversary, so today at the school fair, 9 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,656 a band called the dad beats 10 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,992 is gonna surprise Claire with a power love ballad. 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,162 And the lead singer... You might want to sit down... 12 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,663 Is the one and only... 13 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,600 Get up on your feet!... This guy! 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,569 * she's a pretty sight 15 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,239 * wise as a Buddha 16 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,274 * but, brother, watch that bite * 17 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:43,211 * 'cause she's a Claire-acuda * 18 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,613 or maybe an existing song. 19 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,415 Thank you. 20 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:50,418 Captions by vitac... 21 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,421 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 22 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,424 And brought to you by Ford. Go further. 23 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,393 *** 24 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:00,928 [ carnival music plays ] 25 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,139 Do you want to get your face painted 26 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,197 like a pretty butterfly? 27 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,032 No. I'm just not in the mood. 28 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,634 Lily, what about you? 29 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:07,635 You know what? 30 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,745 Maybe i will have them paint 31 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,538 "worst coach ever" on my forehead. 32 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,406 Cam's coaching freshman football, 33 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,941 and his team's losing, 34 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:16,977 and it's making him, uh, a little tense. 35 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,279 Run, run! 36 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,613 Protect it like it's your baby! 37 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,283 Oh, oh! You dropped your baby! You dropped your baby! 38 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,394 They're running away with your baby! Go get your baby! 39 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,929 [ Whistle blows ] That's the worst call 40 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:29,157 since they cast Russell Crowe in "les mis," right there! 41 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,091 You see the way everyone's glaring at me? 42 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,127 No. Like a big loser coach. 43 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,139 All in your head. I'm the hester prynne of freshman football. 44 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,498 I may as well have a Scarlet "l" sewn on my shirt. 45 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,176 Well, then, everyone would think you're Laverne. 46 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,335 Coach Tucker. Oh, hey. 47 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,103 That was a tough loss last night. [ Sighs ] 48 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,472 Yeah, yeah. Sure was. 49 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,106 I feel your frustration. Sure do. 50 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,108 Uh, Mitchell, this is John. He's Trevor's dad. 51 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,843 Sorry. Star running back. 52 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,111 Well, maybe not for long. 53 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,856 I'm seriously thinking about pulling him from the team. 54 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,349 What? Why? 'Cause Trevor's getting killed out there. 55 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,950 You got no one to block for him. 56 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,453 I-i hear what you're saying, and you're not wrong, 57 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,422 but give me a little time. 58 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,356 You got one week. 59 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,358 [ Whistles ] Hey! 60 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:07,461 Well, that is not appropriate fair behavior at all. 61 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,005 You know what might make you feel better? 62 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:11,107 Gathering my team and putting the fear of god in them. 63 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,132 I was gonna say a churro. 64 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,034 I can do both! 65 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,436 She's a mess. 66 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,205 Girl... 67 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,374 Hey, hey, lead foot, easy on the turns! 68 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,975 I worked hours on this cake. 69 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,220 You're sure you want to do this? 70 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,045 [ Sighs ] I'm going to win the cake contest, 71 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,323 and then there'll be no stopping me. 72 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,281 From what? A beating? 73 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,450 First-place ribbons earn respect, Jay. 74 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,651 Not if your competition's 75 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,052 a bunch of old ladies and weirdos. 76 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,487 Could you just be nice? 77 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,855 You didn't seem to care 78 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,824 when you were eating all his practice cake. 79 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:37,725 Finally. 80 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,660 [ Tires screech ] 81 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:40,994 What are you gonna do, pal?! 82 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,996 About to ask you the same thing. 83 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,565 Did you not see my blinker? 84 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,700 Nope. Then you're blind, 'cause it's on. 85 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:49,203 Looking at you, I'm guessing it was on the whole way here. 86 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:52,306 I got all day and satellite radio. 87 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,642 I don't care if parking here is on your bucket list. 88 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,177 I've got two books on tape, a space blanket, 89 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,846 and a protein bar in the glove box. 90 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,014 I will sleep here if i have to. 91 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,516 We're not moving. Ay, but we are. 92 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,651 Let's go, Manny. 93 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,753 [ Horns honking ] 94 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,565 Who are you? Oh, my god! 95 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,199 You scared the hell out of me! 96 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,769 Okay, language. There's a baby in the house. 97 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,604 Uh, that baby happens to be my uncle. 98 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,406 Oh. Which one are you? 99 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,608 You need to tell Mr. p you broke one of his beers. 100 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,677 I'm Alex. Who are you? 101 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,945 I'm their Manny. [ Laughs ] Nice try. 102 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,114 I know their Manny, and you look nothing like him. 103 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,783 Oh, you're Haley. 104 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,918 I'm their male nanny, Andy. 105 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,420 You really need to move. 106 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,855 Okay, well, I'll be out by the pool. 107 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:42,956 What? Nope! 108 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:43,957 No, no, no. 109 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,302 Not without permission, you're not. 110 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,528 I'm gonna call Mr. and Mrs. p. Oh, wait! 111 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,931 Um... Seriously, Mandy, do you, uh... 112 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,633 Do you really have to do that? 113 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,435 [ Laughs ] I see what you're doing. 114 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,703 Don't bother, 115 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,614 because i have a girlfriend of eight years back in Utah. 116 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,948 That's pretty young, but i guess they do things 117 00:03:58,972 --> 00:03:59,940 differently over there. 118 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,108 She's my age, 119 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,810 and we're engaged... To be engaged. 120 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,612 It's... It's a pre-engagement. 121 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:05,813 She's in the coast guard. 122 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,415 In Utah? Yeah. 123 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,158 It's the largest salt lake in the western hemisphere. 124 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,884 Oh, good. She's protecting our lake. 125 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,586 I'll be out by the pool. 126 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,788 [ Joe cries ] Your boss is calling you. 127 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,790 [ Sighs ] 128 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,327 Hey! There she is. 129 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,570 Yeah, I'm not giving you any money. 130 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,796 I don't need your money... I need advice... 131 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,131 About a girl. 132 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:26,934 Gross, but I'm intrigued, so talk. 133 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,069 Alex. Hey, girlita. 134 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,572 Sienna... Girl! 135 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,443 Sienna is amazing... Stylish, worldly... 136 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,678 And she's so new to our school, she doesn't even realize 137 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,580 that I'm a full social class below her. 138 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,449 I need to cement the friendship 139 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,817 before she finds out we have a cafeteria. 140 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,486 I've been looking all over for you. 141 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,589 Uh, this is my little brother, Luke. 142 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,291 He wants advice on some lame crush he has. 143 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,192 That's huge. 144 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,461 So huge. 145 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,364 So, Luke, who is this mystery woman? 146 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,166 Um... Just some girl. 147 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,802 And her name is Sienna. 148 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,538 [ Laughter ] 149 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,940 You know, Manny, I'm just gonna say this one last time. 150 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,809 I doubt that. Give me that. 151 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,611 You want to fit in? 152 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,112 You're not doing yourself any favors 153 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,481 with this cake contest. 154 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,716 I don't know. Chefs get all the girls. You're a Baker. 155 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,950 Bakers are girls... 156 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,387 Betty Crocker, Mrs. fields, little Debbie. 157 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,788 What about the pillsbury doughboy? 158 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,523 [ Sighs ] That's a good one, Manny! 159 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:23,857 [ Giggles ] 160 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,826 Well, well, well. Jay pritchett. 161 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,395 Nice of you to finally show up. 162 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,329 What's happening? You're an official fair cop. 163 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,131 Your wife volunteered you. Gloria! 164 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,366 I love you! Have fun! 165 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,067 What is this? It's for charity. 166 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,469 People pay for you to arrest 167 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,204 and throw somebody in jail for 10 minutes. 168 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,138 And here comes your partner. 169 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,239 What's up? 170 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,642 Oh, hell, no. I'm not working with this clown. 171 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,577 Hey, who are you calling a clown, bucket list? 172 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,479 I see you two have already met. 173 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,648 That was my space and you know it. 174 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,817 Tell it to my car. You know where to find it. 175 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,852 Hey, enough of you two squabbling. 176 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,054 I've got the pta breathing down my neck. 177 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,023 Just pin these on and get to work. 178 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,025 Nope. Can't do the badge. Sorry. 179 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,593 My wife just bought me this shirt, 180 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,261 and if i ruin it, she'll kill me. 181 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,672 You're afraid you'll ruin your blouse. 182 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,907 It's not a blouse! It's a shirt. 183 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,942 She bought it at the men's department, so it's a shirt. 184 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,001 Here's your first arrest. 185 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,603 She's over at the dizzy dragon. 186 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,039 Word on the midway is she's tougher than she looks. 187 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,274 Think you can handle it? Why couldn't i handle it? 188 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,976 'Cause she's your daughter. 189 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,346 [ Cellphone rings ] 190 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,614 Hello? 191 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,783 Oh, hi, Mr. Chang. Yeah. 192 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,528 What do you mean you're at the house already? 193 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,362 You're not supposed to be there for another two hours. 194 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,921 I have a long history of giving Phil 195 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,457 bad anniversary gifts, 196 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:32,125 but this year, i have planned something amazing. 197 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,294 The traditional 20th gift is China, 198 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,096 but what am i gonna do, give him a plate? 199 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,130 [ Laughs ] 200 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,600 I already did that. 201 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,869 Okay, bye. 202 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,638 Honey, um, what do you say we pack it in and go home? 203 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,139 What? No. I mean, we just got here. 204 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:47,283 I haven't even whacked a mole yet. 205 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,818 I know, but i just got off the Ferris wheel, 206 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,377 and I'm feeling really queasy. 207 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,879 But you're gonna miss the dad beats. 208 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,648 No way. Come on. Let's get you a fried pickle! 209 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,283 Phil, i might throw up. 210 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,284 Unh-unh. 211 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,454 No one throws up until i sing. 212 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,065 Phil, we got to go. We got to go home now. 213 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,991 Sure. Why not? Nothing keeping you here. 214 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,293 Why are you acting weird? I'm not acting weird. 215 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,427 Well... Got her. 216 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,063 Ma'am, i am afraid you are under arrest. 217 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,900 Uh, no. Dad, tell him i can't do this right now. 218 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,578 Come on. Please. Go ahead. Read her the charges. 219 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,936 [ Sighs ] Can't do this. 220 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,004 All right. Let's see. 221 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,939 You have been charged with unlawful sexiness 222 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,608 and possession of a hot Booty. 223 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,609 That is wrong. 224 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,410 Guilty as charged. Stop it! 225 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,746 All right, 10 minutes in the slammer. No, i can't. 226 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,247 I don't have time for this. Phil! 227 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:34,931 [ Camera shutter clicks ] Oh, my god! 228 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,189 What are you doing, perv?! 229 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,191 Getting proof of where the two missing beers went. 230 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,527 You can't drink that out here. 231 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,328 Hmm. Let's see if you're right. 232 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,498 Mm, no. 233 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,366 Okay, well, you're in a pool zone, 234 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,836 and that is glass, so that's not safe. 235 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:49,937 It's dangerous. 236 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,214 What is with you and your girlfriend 237 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,806 protecting water? Okay, just... 238 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,508 If you just... no... No, uh, uh! 239 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,375 [ Glass shatters ] 240 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,610 Oh! D... Ahh! 241 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,287 D-d... oh, dilly! Well, now you've done it. 242 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,680 You're gonna have to climb in there 243 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,381 and get all the glass out of the pool. 244 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,659 Um, i just got my hair straightened, 245 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,217 so that's not gonna happen. 246 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,286 I hate to go all ballistic, 247 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,456 but it has not been a pleasure meeting you. 248 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,825 Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth? 249 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:15,395 I do, but she's real. So, she's a real girl. 250 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,966 It all comes down to one thing, gentlemen... 251 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,802 Focus... 252 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,404 And teamwork and heart! 253 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,806 You see this mallet? 254 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,641 Think i can swing this here mallet 255 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,643 with one finger? 256 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,880 No! I need my whole team! 257 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:36,349 Because when you're functioning and working as a team, 258 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,985 gentlemen, look out! 259 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,152 [ Grunts ] 260 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,487 Sassy granny? 261 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,755 Yeah, sassy granny. 262 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,090 Yes, exactly. 263 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,859 Because that is what you all played like last night... 264 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,929 Is a bunch of sassy grannies. 265 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,406 But we're gonna bust our humps this week, 266 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,575 and we're gonna get out there, 267 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:53,934 and we're gonna play like a bunch of... 268 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,569 Girly men. Got it. 269 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,605 Okay, you know what? Is this thing plugged in? 270 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,706 It's not electric. 271 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,841 I think it was made in the 1800s. 272 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,611 Okay, well, that's my point. 273 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,445 This is outdated. 274 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,915 This is offensive, because girls are athletes, too. 275 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:12,085 So, in conclusion... 276 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,254 If you want to win football games, 277 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,890 we got to go out there and play like a... 278 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:19,927 [ Grunts ] 279 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,261 Lily: What is daddy doing? 280 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,030 Daddy's smashing his demons. 281 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,932 Oh, like you ones you vacuum up at home? 282 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,700 Yeah, yeah. Like that. 283 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,903 Mm! Damn. Near miss. 284 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,115 Why the hell are you so dressed up for a school fair, anyway? 285 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,807 How is this dressed up?! 286 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,375 I'm... why? 287 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,110 Because my shirt has buttons? 288 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,712 What's that fabric? Is that silk? 289 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,548 Get your vanilla fingers away from my shirt! 290 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,617 Blouse. Okay... 291 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,629 You want to talk about clothes? Let's talk about clothes. 292 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,787 Let's go. Let's see. 293 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,122 You look like some kind of old, washed-up golf pro 294 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,891 who drank his way off the tour 295 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,326 and is one step away from writing a suicide note 296 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,663 with one of them little pencils. 297 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,769 Sorry. I didn't mean that. 298 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,772 You wouldn't have said it if you didn't mean it. 299 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:07,808 I don't have the body to wear the clothes they make today, 300 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,176 so i dress comfortable. 301 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,610 You're in shape, man. 302 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,012 What are you, late 50s? 303 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,281 Come on. You know I'm not. 304 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,482 I'm serious, man. 305 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,685 Y-you look like you live at the gym. 306 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,286 I do some walking. Yeah? 307 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,453 Neal: Pritchett, Williams... 308 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,522 Got another arrest over by the Ferris wheel. 309 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,791 On it. 310 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,159 Here we go. 311 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,008 Why'd we throw out the ice cream? 312 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,534 We got plenty of time. 313 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,338 [ Laughter ] 314 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,707 Gloria: Seeing Manny up there 315 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,975 with the misfits and their crazy cakes, 316 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,145 i started to wonder if Jay was right. 317 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,613 Maybe Manny would fit in better 318 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,515 if he was more like the other boys, 319 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,293 and maybe i needed to give him a little push. 320 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,219 [ Whistling ] 321 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:56,824 [ Gasps ] 322 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,191 I saw you. 323 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,395 [ Chuckles ] 324 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,731 [ Alex chuckles ] 325 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,865 All right, young lady. 326 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,199 You're under arrest. 327 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,301 What? You have the right to remain silent. 328 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,378 [ Scoffs ] Good luck with that. 329 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,370 Grandpa! 330 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,172 Sorry, honey. Part of the job. 331 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,640 Out of the way! 332 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,574 Let's go. [ Horn honks ] 333 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,309 Who did this?! 334 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,511 Hmm. I guess it's just you and me. 335 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,816 My cake! Somebody ruined it! 336 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,017 Who would do that?! 337 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,920 Ay! Manny, how terrible. All your hard work. 338 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,597 Oh, well. Let's go ride the rides. No, no, no. 339 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,590 Mom, i know who did it. 340 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,591 Oh, you do? 341 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:32,659 It was enid. 342 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,161 Ah. Look at her. 343 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,763 You can see the hate in her eyes. 344 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,865 The minute she saw this, she felt threatened. 345 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,934 She's cold as ice. 346 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,702 How about you just let it go 347 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,604 and go play with the other boys? 348 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,907 Oh, she'd love that. 349 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,608 Okay, enid. 350 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,478 You want to dance? Let's dance. 351 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,616 Hey. 352 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,594 Let me have my cellphone. Come on. I got to make a call. 353 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,920 Sorry. Those are the rules. 354 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:00,921 [ Sighs ] 355 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,089 What are you smiling at? 356 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,090 I'm six. 357 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,191 Oh, god. 358 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,193 All right. Got another one for you here. 359 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,260 Hi, honey. 360 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,428 Come on. Hmm. 361 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,931 One count of being an aggravating big sister. 362 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,132 That's 8 to 10 minutes. 363 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,967 Luke did this?! I was just trying to help him. 364 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,268 Help him do what? 365 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,946 My friend Sienna and i were trying to help him 366 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,438 find this girl he has a crush on. 367 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,874 Honey, Sienna is the girl he has a crush on. 368 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,952 Come on, haven't you ever seen the way he looks at her? 369 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,045 It's same way he used to look at Halloween candy. 370 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,589 Oh, my god... he's gonna do something stupid 371 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,580 and ruin it for me. 372 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,782 I have to get out of here. 373 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,456 Okay. All right. I got a plan. I got this. 374 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,952 I'm gonna create a distraction. 375 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,897 Just got to get that little guard over here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 376 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,299 You're gonna sit down very quietly, right by the door. Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm-hmm. 377 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,591 Great plan, mom. Let me know how that works out for you. 378 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,396 It's a fake lock. 379 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,932 How long were you gonna sit on that? 380 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,147 [ Groans ] Found another one. 381 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,105 I told you. 382 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,573 Are you gonna do that every time? 383 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,608 You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta. 384 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,010 Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up 385 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,311 to a lot of underage drinking. 386 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,612 You're bleeding. What? 387 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,181 Oh! Oh! 388 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,283 I do not like blood. I do not like blood. 389 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,918 Is it bad? Here. 390 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,820 Oh, my god! What? 391 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,289 Your fingers are so stubby... Like baby carrots. 392 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,423 Sure. Okay. 393 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,591 Make fun... 394 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,169 Till you need me to reach into a vending machine, 395 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,162 then I'm everyone's best friend. Here. Hold still. 396 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,197 Let me put some pressure on it. 397 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,466 So, why are you a Manny, anyway? 398 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,800 Saving up for college. 399 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,469 Plus, i like kids. 400 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,872 'Cause they make your hands seem normal? 401 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,874 Okay. Thank you. [ Laughs ] 402 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,041 I'm good. Thank you. 403 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,042 [ Laughs ] 404 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,778 Luke, i hate to say it, 405 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,280 but maybe this girl left. 406 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,681 It's probably for the best. 407 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,549 I mean, even if i found her... 408 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,618 Ah, forget it. It's embarrassing. 409 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,387 No. Tell me. 410 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,555 I wouldn't know what to do. 411 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,491 I've never kissed a girl before. 412 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,493 Oh! It's not that hard. 413 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,660 You know what? 414 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,305 I'll kiss you once to show you how it's done. 415 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,298 Really? Okay. Want to go behind the dumpster? 416 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,133 No. Here is fine. 417 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:57,204 Okay. It's not really how i imagined it, but... 418 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,705 Alex: Stop! 419 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,640 What? Ignore her. Where were we? 420 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,075 You're the girl! You're his crush! 421 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,244 He's being a little weirdo! Please don't judge me! 422 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,979 Uh, Luke, is this true? 423 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,148 She's a nerd! Her friends are books! 424 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,893 You're the best thing that's ever happened to her! 425 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,319 Alex? Um, i don't know what he's talking about! 426 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,721 Okay, I'm just gonna go catch up with some friends. 427 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,390 Sienna, wait! 428 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,725 [ Both sigh ] 429 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,094 Don't be sad. You're too good for her anyways. 430 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,163 Yeah. Thanks, Alex. 431 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,331 Not you. 432 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,934 I was talking about myself, you little gnome. 433 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,502 There he is. 434 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,771 One more arrest and we can hang up our badges. 435 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,606 I seen this punk horsing around earlier. 436 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,774 I'm gonna enjoy this. 437 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:35,608 [ Grunts ] 438 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:39,579 Jail time, Jean jacket. 439 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,948 [ Screams ] 440 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,682 [ Groans ] 441 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,952 [ Breathing heavily ] 442 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,454 Is it bad? You're gonna be fine. 443 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,090 [ Saxophone plays ] Aah! I should have worn a vest. 444 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,926 Why is everyone just standing around?! 445 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,894 Get this man a towel for his blouse! 446 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,964 [ Shivers ] 447 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,299 So cold. 448 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,202 We were almost out. 449 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,572 I didn't want it to end like this. Don't you do that! 450 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,573 It's not over! 451 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,109 Listen to me. 452 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,878 I need you to tell my wife what happened. 453 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,380 Tell her it wasn't my fault. 454 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,082 You're gonna tell her yourself. 455 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,725 She's standing right there, and she looks pissed. 456 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,951 [ Groans ] 457 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,120 Hi, baby. 458 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,721 [ Sighs ] 459 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,957 Claire: Phil... 460 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,093 Phil, when i said we needed to go home, i meant it. 461 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,061 I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. 462 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,164 But you have to stay for just one song. 463 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,099 Why? 464 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,500 Trust me. [ Applause ] 465 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,802 Man: Whoo! How's everybody doing?! 466 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,137 Good! 467 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,271 All right, next up, we have 468 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,007 a very special guest joining us. 469 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,110 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for... 470 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,178 Harold Grossman! Wait. 471 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,513 What? [ Applause ] 472 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,750 Uh, never really done anything like this before. 473 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,586 Uh, some of the gang down at the pharmacy 474 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,955 talked me into it, so... 475 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,926 [ "I want to know what love is" plays ] 476 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,930 * gotta take a little time 477 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,966 * a little time to think things over * 478 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,369 uh-oh. Oh, wow. 479 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:13,640 * I'd better read between the lines * 480 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:18,778 * in case i need it when I'm older * 481 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,781 * in my life [ Laughs ] 482 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,951 Phil: Turns out Harold Grossman, our pharmacist, is a rock star. 483 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,786 His voice is the drug he should be dispensing, 484 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,456 because apparently, it's the cure for everything. 485 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,358 Time to go. Let's go. No, no, no, no, no! 486 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,136 Stay, stay, stay, stay! * i want to know what love is 487 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,927 come on, he's great! Whoo! 488 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,866 * i want you to show me 489 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,069 * oh! 490 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,705 * i want to feel what love is 491 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,041 * and i know, and i know 492 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:52,679 * i know you can show me 493 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,714 [ cheers and applause ] 494 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,549 Oh, he's incredible! 495 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,853 I know. Incredible! 496 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,689 Harold Grossman, everybody! 497 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,756 [ Cheers and applause ] 498 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,225 Holy cow! 499 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,727 Who knew?! [ Laughs ] 500 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,429 Let's keep this party going. 501 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,264 Next up, we have one more guest today. 502 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,541 Oh, no. [ Crowd chanting "Harold" ] 503 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,433 Harold, yeah. 504 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,001 Harold, Harold! 505 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,836 Okay, now. Okay. 506 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,509 Maybe Harold can come back a little later. 507 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,209 [ Cheers and applause ] 508 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,177 But in the meantime, 509 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:28,115 the dad beats are proud to present... Phil Dunphy! 510 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,249 Paul who? 511 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,218 Phil? 512 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,619 Phil Dunphy. 513 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,787 Oh, Phil Dunphy. Oh, boy. 514 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,794 [ Clears throat ] 515 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,963 [ Chord plays on keyboard ] 516 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,932 There's a white minivan out in the parking lot 517 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:51,404 with its lights on... License plate number tcb-r2d2. 518 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,976 Man: Phil Dunphy, everybody. 519 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,912 Hey, mom. Check it out. 520 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,748 I finished my cake. Oh, good. 521 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,884 It's Los Angeles after an 11.5 earthquake. 522 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,787 I call it earth-cake. 523 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,123 Manny, that's amazing! 524 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,291 You think that's amazing? 525 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,459 Wait till i smash this thing 526 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,902 right on top of enid's piece of sheet cake. 527 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,729 No, no, no! Wait! Manny, enid didn't do it. 528 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,798 I did it. What? 529 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,467 I was the one who ruined the cake. 530 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,903 I was afraid that all those boys were gonna make fun of you. 531 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,774 I think i care more about you fitting in than you do. 532 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,476 No. I care. 533 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,110 I care a lot. 534 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,945 It's just the stuff I'm good at 535 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,681 isn't the stuff that makes you popular. 536 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,783 Woman: Contestants, all cakes 537 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,686 must be at the judges' table in 60 seconds. 538 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,522 Ay, there's no way we're gonna make it through that crowd. 539 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,624 Like heck we won't. Here. 540 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,593 What? Follow my lead. 541 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,361 Okay. Ready? Come on. 542 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,264 Oh, well, look who finally put down his mallet. 543 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,675 You done having your little temper tantrum? 544 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,267 It wasn't that bad. 545 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,303 Cam, your behavior was completely juvenile, 546 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,780 and i don't think that it set a very good example... 547 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,106 Hey, hey! No cutsies... 548 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,140 For Lily. 549 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,942 I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated. 550 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,646 I-i can't seem to turn this team into a winner. 551 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,981 Oh, why do you let it get you so stressed out? 552 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,317 It's just football. 553 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,951 You know what football was to me? 554 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,886 Football was my salvation. 555 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,488 Every time i stepped onto that field, 556 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,791 i wasn't the weird gay outsider kid anymore. 557 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,228 I inspired my entire team 558 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,129 because i had something to prove. 559 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,298 Where's my kid that has something to prove? 560 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,475 Manny: Come on, mom! Gloria: Uh... 561 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,543 Stay on my hip! Follow my lead! 562 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,468 Move! 563 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,603 That's exactly what i need. 564 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,207 Oh! Come on! Come on, mom. 565 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,309 Cake? 566 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,477 Tell them the good news. 567 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,346 I won the cake contest! The other good news. 568 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,848 He made the football team. They won their first game. 569 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,084 And the guys love my banana bread. [ Sighs ] 570 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,221 Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, 571 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,323 remember that for 20 years, 572 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:54,160 you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts, 573 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,263 and every year, i have let you down. 574 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,931 You're about to feel really bad, and i know that, 575 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,934 because it's how i have felt every year. 576 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,603 But, honey, it is not my intention, 577 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,905 because i love you. 578 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,508 Happy anniversary. 579 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,112 Oh, my god. Chinese acrobats?! 580 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,181 20 years... China. 581 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,951 [ Laughing ] You're brilliant. * i want to know what love is 582 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,953 you got it! Hey, guys! You're my present! 583 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,722 Oh... oh, what's that? 584 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,091 Oh. [ Speaks Chinese ] * i want you to show me 585 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,903 that's the helicopter. I should get in there. No, no, they're... they're here for you. 586 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,430 They're here for you. * i want to feel what love is 587 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,565 oh... Honey. 588 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,570 * i know you can show me 589 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,388 don't worry, it was just a couple of beers, and if you cleaned it up... 590 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,779 Okay, Haley, i love you, too. Bye. 591 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,315 Jay: Excuse me, ma'am. 592 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,383 I hear you're a wanted woman. 593 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,152 What you see can and will be held against you. 594 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,787 You're gonna have to arrest me first. 595 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,623 [ Chuckles ] Bring me some wine. 596 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,561 Mr. p., i have a confession to make. 597 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,731 I'm taking a much more interesting confession upstairs. 598 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,765 After Joe went down, 599 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,767 i had a sip of beer by the pool, 600 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,068 and a bottle broke. 601 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,903 It was me. I did it. Don't sweat it. 602 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,172 I popped a cold one after dealing with those kids... 603 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,574 Sometimes during. 604 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,776 Thanks, Mr. p.... And, hey... 605 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,578 Be careful up there. 606 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,612 We're not that close. 607 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,113 Yeah.