1 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:04,705 How the hell did they lose our reservation? 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,083 Dad, you were married to mom for 30 years. 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,651 What's another couple nights on a couch? 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,009 I'm gonna call for the cot, 5 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:11,879 and I'm gonna try to squeeze them on that $9.95 Wi-Fi fee. 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,081 They're selling air. 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:16,150 Closetcon is the premier north American trade show 8 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,851 for the closet industry. 9 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,087 I stopped going years ago 10 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,022 'cause it's a trade show for the closet industry. 11 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:23,023 Thank you. 12 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,892 [ Gasps ] This schedule is incredible. 13 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,336 [ Door closes ] Dad, there's a 10:45 session 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,728 on sustainable materials. 15 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,996 We have got to hit that. 16 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,032 Mm, but it overlaps with the 11:00 A.M. panel 17 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,201 on paneling. 18 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:36,003 [ Gasps ] And a breakout session on shoe storage. 19 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,506 Little advice... the convention floor is for suckers. 20 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,074 All work is done at the bar... 21 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,918 Unless Tony g. And Layla are singing standards, 22 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,545 in which case, no work... Prepare to be entertained. 23 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,780 Dad, i came here to learn, not sit at the bar and drink. 24 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,882 You do what you want. I'm getting a scotch. 25 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,251 [ Door opens, closes ] 26 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,121 Well, i do need to meet everybody. 27 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,556 Ooh, good. Breakfast. 28 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,225 Breakfast? Try lunch. 29 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,627 We wake up early on the farm. Sure do. 30 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,029 There's our sleepy city mouse. 31 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,097 [ Clicks tongue ] 32 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,965 Let's get you all squared away here. 33 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,110 Yeah, i-i got it. No, i got it. 34 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,968 Down here. I'm good. I'm good. Now, i know... 35 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,080 You know, i forgot how much work there was to be done around here. 36 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,639 I've been mending fence all morning. 37 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,641 Been mending, have you? [ Chuckles ] 38 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,075 Missouri. 39 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,477 Misery. 40 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,978 Huh. 41 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,249 What a pig sty, huh? [ Laughs ] Cute. 42 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,127 Daddy went to town, he's gonna be there till supper, 43 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,718 so I'm helping mama slop the pigs. 44 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,062 You want to... You want to pitch in? 45 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,955 I don't know, i just ate that bacon, so... 46 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,790 How's that gonna look? [ Chuckles ] 47 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,959 Want to ring the dinner bell, "little bomber"? 48 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,461 Oh, that's actually really quaint. 49 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,804 Is it one of those little triangle thi... 50 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,965 S-o-o-o-ooey! 51 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,934 Hoo! 52 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,002 [ Chuckles ] 53 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:45,105 Loudest call in the tri-county area. 54 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:46,840 [ Chuckles ] Do it again! 55 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,442 No, sweetheart. I think once was enough. 56 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:52,112 We don't... S-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ooey! 57 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:53,947 [ Claps hands ] Wow! 58 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,884 There's actually an animal that runs toward that sound, huh? 59 00:01:57,385 --> 00:02:00,354 Captions by vitac... 60 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,896 *** 61 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,832 [ gasps ] Hello, hello! Hey! 62 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,535 Did you make the reservation? Yeah, 7:00. 63 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,170 Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 64 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,639 Fun family time with this little newsy 65 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,474 and a steak dinner. 66 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:23,377 Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun? 67 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:24,978 No one. No one says that. 68 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,647 I am telling you, the way he looked at me 69 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,482 when i came to the door... It is so on. 70 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,059 Kind of seemed like he was just delivering pizza, 71 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,127 and you were giving him money. 72 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,520 What are you guys talking about? 73 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:33,993 Chuck, the pizza guy from last night. 74 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,857 He's shy and thoughtful and wears a Princeton sweatshirt... 75 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,793 Hardly Haley's type. Oh, my god. You love him. 76 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,862 What? No! I d... How would you say i love him? 77 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,373 He's been to our house exactly three times. 78 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,974 That's ridiculous, Haley! Don't even look at me. 79 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,500 This is so stupid. [ Scoffs ] 80 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,135 She loves him. 81 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,238 Hey, "manimal." How was picture day? 82 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,839 You know what's super-helpful? 83 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,550 When the guy in line behind you calls you "mount sweatmore." 84 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,809 I was trying to relax you. Hey. 85 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,878 It was right in front of you... "Brad Pitt-stains." 86 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,847 [ Scoffs ] Come on, Luke. It's okay. 87 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,749 Whoa. New security system? 88 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,852 You can see the backyard, the front door, the garage... everywhere. 89 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,587 Yeah, can't take any chances 90 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,189 since mom gave birth to the hope diamond over there. 91 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:12,059 [ Gasps ] 92 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,161 There is a room off the kitchen at Jay's house 93 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,429 that's always locked. 94 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,997 I try it every time I'm there. 95 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,000 I've spent countless hours imagining that that room 96 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:25,373 is a house of treasure... A palace of ceaseless wonder. 97 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:28,609 It's real. [ Gasps ] 98 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,011 Hello, old friend. 99 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,881 Would you look at that? 100 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:37,618 What?! That's coconuts! 101 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:40,120 No! 102 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,355 Luke: Whoa. Is that... 103 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:44,191 A replica of Apollo 13. 104 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,859 Look at the detail. 105 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,628 You can almost see the astronauts 106 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,029 drinking teeny, tiny tang. 107 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,097 Can i hold it? No. 108 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,099 You have any idea how valuable this is? 109 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,867 And your fingers are covered in cheese dust. 110 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,369 [ Scoffs ] There. 111 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,880 No! Luke, please! Hey, guys. Knock it off. 112 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,939 Whoa-ho! [ Laughs ] 113 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,541 Don't worry, Gloria. I got it. 114 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,109 [ Shatters ] 115 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,711 Dios mío. Nobody panic!! 116 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,913 This is a collector's edition. It's 40 years old! 117 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,615 We're gonna have to improvise. 118 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,717 Gloria, call the steakhouse and cancel. 119 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,952 Um... Manny, find some glue. 120 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,322 Luke, let's get these parts into the garage. 121 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:17,124 I know this seems impossible, but we can do this! 122 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,559 Hello. Houston's? 123 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,227 We have a situation. 124 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,663 Claire: Hi. We're with closetcon. All-access. 125 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,998 She doesn't care. You're the only dope wearing that here. 126 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,568 Give it to me. No. I like it. 127 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,936 Hey. Joel. 128 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,904 Looking good, my friend. 129 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,406 Took a bath on automated closets. 130 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,941 People aren't ready for that. 131 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,610 Jay pritchett. Get your cute butt over here. 132 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,145 Who's that? An old friend. 133 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,490 I'm gonna go say hello. Why don't you get us a couple drinks? 134 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:43,684 Yeah. I'll do that. 135 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,420 Hi. Can i get a scotch and a white wine? 136 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,121 Wow, rowdy crowd, huh? 137 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,699 Trade shows... people get away from their families, 138 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,425 get a little liquored up. Yeah, i get that. 139 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,260 Let's just say when the nametags go on, 140 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,828 the wedding rings come off. 141 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,664 I am not so on board with that. [ Chuckles ] 142 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,165 Hey, there. 143 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,668 Classy. 144 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,604 Let me just fix this. You're looking so great. 145 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,006 Jay: [ Chuckles ] 146 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,375 My mom was pretty self-involved, 147 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,142 and my dad traveled a lot for work. 148 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,179 So, yeah, i did wonder if... You know. 149 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,014 And not that i could blame him. 150 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,183 My friend Alison's mom 151 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,118 greeted her every day after school 152 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,053 with a big hug and a giant smile, 153 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,955 and i always thought, "yeah... 154 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,024 Wouldn't mind a piece of that." 155 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,577 So, are we doing this? I'll bring it to your room this afternoon. 156 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,531 We have a little tradition at closetcon for rookies, 157 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,032 which Claire is this year. 158 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,968 We take a skeleton. We hide it in their closet. 159 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,870 They open the door and scream, 160 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,706 and we all have a good laugh. 161 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,340 Can't take full credit for the idea. 162 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,510 We stole it from cabinetcon. 163 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,211 Hot cider. 164 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,346 Oh, yes. Thank you, Barb. 165 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,591 Thank you so much. [ Slurps ] It's chilly. 166 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,383 Mmm. Wow, that's got a kick. 167 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,984 That'll be the rum. Ah. 168 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,086 I can feel it warming up your belly. 169 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,722 Yeah, still in my mouth and throat. 170 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,823 Well, what's that? 171 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,825 Boy, it starting to get nippy, huh? 172 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,202 You guys want to walk down to the duck pond? 173 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,228 Um... that sounds lovely. I'll get the gun. 174 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,864 Are y'all coming? "Y'all"? 175 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,033 We don't say "y'all"! Yeah, we do. 176 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,202 No, well, yeah, we say it... Here, but not normally. 177 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,180 Well, did you ever think this is how i really talk 178 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,507 and that i talk different-like when I'm not here? 179 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,875 Y'all fighting? 180 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,686 No, no, sweetie, we're just having a conversation 181 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,187 about how your daddy can be so stuck-up. 182 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,680 Cam, that's really mature. 183 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,290 Use our daughter to get your little digs in. 184 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,116 I would never do that, sweetie. 185 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,795 You don't think i notice how condescending you are when we come here? 186 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,464 You just set on the porch. You roll your eyes. 187 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,889 You don't participate in anything. 188 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,391 And, yeah, i said "set." But that's how we talk here. 189 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,226 I'm from this place. I'm proud of this place. 190 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,129 And it hurts me that the man i love just thinks it's some big joke. 191 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,198 Come on, sweetie. [ Sighs ] 192 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,367 Lord a'mercy. 193 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,216 Ugh. I'm starving. What are we gonna do about dinner? 194 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,218 I checked with dad, and i ordered a couple pizzas from Theo's. 195 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,579 I knew it! You're stalking my pizza guy! 196 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,946 He is not into you, okay? 197 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,123 Does he call you "brown eyes" 198 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,783 and give you extra mozzarella sticks? 199 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,050 Okay, that's it, you two! 200 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,153 You cannot fight over men like it's jewelry or shoes. 201 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,723 If you're both interested, no one makes a move. 202 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,958 Sisters before misters! 203 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:08,729 Stalker! Trollop. 204 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,306 Ha-ha, don't know what it means... [ Plane buzzes ] 205 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,599 Oww! 206 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,000 What did you do?! Nothing! 207 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,902 Aah! Yes, you did! You turned it on, 208 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,471 and now the propeller's all tangled up! Why would i do that? 209 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,916 'Cause my pizza guy is coming, and now i have airplane in my hair! 210 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,308 I swear i didn't, Haley. Okay. 211 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,086 [ Plane buzzes ] I'll get it out. Oh, my god, ow! 212 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,945 What is happening?! I don't know! 213 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,255 [ Girls shouting indistinctly in distance ] 214 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,650 Ohh, you find a little toy? 215 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,284 Hey, was that aunt Marge 216 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,753 just tearing down the driveway? 217 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,088 Yes. And she dropped off a little present. 218 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:38,091 [ Scraping ] Is that my cam cam? 219 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,160 Gram gram! Oh, you. 220 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,129 There have been some storm warnings, 221 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,997 so Marge thought she'd be safer over here. 222 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,799 But she dropped her off so fast 223 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,969 that we didn't even have a chance to straighten up. Oh. 224 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,538 We never told gram about the gay. 225 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,305 You know, after they reach a certain age, 226 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,484 you worry that it could be the thing that sends them over the edge, 227 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:57,044 and she's been on the edge for a long time. 228 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,979 We're actually on deathbed number two. 229 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,948 Mitchell. Mitchell. 230 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,182 Okay. W-what's this? 231 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,218 This is me ready to slop, bale, or milk something. 232 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,621 You don't need to do that. No, i... cam, i-i know. 233 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,990 I know i gave you hell for being who you really are, 234 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,035 and i want to make that up to you. Yeah, but you know what? 235 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,394 Putting on my sister's Sunday overalls is gesture enough. 236 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,163 What's this? Oh, it's my chewing straw. 237 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,632 It's not straw. Oh, it's just show... for show. 238 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,143 Hey. Come on, come on. You know, you love the man, 239 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,011 you love the world he comes from. Yeah, but you know what? 240 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,037 I don't know if it's these farming clothes or what, 241 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,406 but i am feeling so close to you right now. 242 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,984 Well, that's so sweet. Now give me a kiss. 243 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,476 No, not right now. 244 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,245 Well, don't make me rassle you down. [ Laughs ] 245 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,014 Who's this? 246 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,248 Oh, dear. 247 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:38,485 Uh... Well, grams, this is bud, our new farmhand. 248 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,053 Bud? 249 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,889 Yeah, bud's a little simpleminded 250 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,424 on account of getting mule-kicked, isn't he? 251 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,235 And you know the rules on being in the house, bud. 252 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,561 Now, go on outside. 253 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:50,030 We're gonna milk the cows in a few minutes. 254 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,866 Get on out there. Have a treat afterwards. 255 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,167 [ Clatter ] 256 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,103 Here's what we've got to work with. 257 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,405 Nicely done. I've got Florida on the line. 258 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,908 Dad, I'm flying you in. You're the model expert. 259 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,343 What are we looking at, son? 260 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,112 Holy Moses. 261 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,748 More like Apollo 1,300 pieces! 262 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,082 Oof. 263 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,118 In space, i guess no one can hear you be hilarious. 264 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,352 I need you to focus. 265 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,087 If Jay sees this... I know! 266 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,223 Dad, you've got three good men here depending on you. 267 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,091 Say no more... I'm gonna tap a button now 268 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,203 that's either gonna make you larger on my screen or... 269 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,095 [ computer pings ] 270 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,964 We've lost Florida. 271 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,209 Yeah, yeah. Bring the skeleton up now. I just got to the room. 272 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,768 [ Cellphone beeps ] Hey, dad. 273 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,469 Hey, honey. 274 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,147 I thought we were meeting at the restaurant. 275 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,106 Yeah, well, the lecture got done a little early, 276 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,542 and i was kind of the star of the evening. 277 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,945 I got a huge laugh when i coined the phrase 278 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,947 "shelf-esteem." 279 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,214 Huh? Yeah? 280 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,916 Okay, I'll text it to Phil. 281 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,094 Why don't you go down to the lobby? You'll get a stronger signal. 282 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,720 Oh. Hello. Rita. 283 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,155 This is my daughter, Claire. Hi. 284 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,657 Claire, this is Rita. 285 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,059 Your dad and i go way back. 286 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,493 First time we met, i told him 287 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,729 he needed a course in "hanger" management. 288 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,464 [ Both laugh ] It's still funny. 289 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,498 Seriously? 290 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,500 Her husband's in the garment business. 291 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,635 He made me a suit. 292 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,837 I make the closets, and he fills them. 293 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,005 Match made in heaven. 294 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,750 Honey, they're kind of sticklers at that restaurant. 295 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,109 Why don't you grab our table? I'll put this in the room. 296 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,178 Uh, okay. Will do. 297 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,980 Um, really nice to meet you. 298 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,082 See you downstairs. 299 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,084 I actually am gonna take the stairs. 300 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,619 That elevator is slow. 301 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,954 [ Door opens, closes ] 302 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,356 Hey, was it just me, or was she looking at me weird? 303 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,958 I did kind of sense that. 304 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,660 You don't think she knows about our deal? 305 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,295 How could she? It was 20 years ago. 306 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,131 And i never told anyone. 307 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,233 [ Door opens ] 308 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,704 Would she even care? 309 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,306 That i tried to get rid of the man she ended up marrying? 310 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,474 Well, it's not like you took a hit out on him. 311 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,976 You had me offer him a job 312 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,320 in the greatest state in the union. 313 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,345 Okay, Tex. 314 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,681 [ Door handle turns ] 315 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,884 If i never said anything, how could she know? 316 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,228 You're not the first one i approached. 317 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,387 You're just the first one who said yes. 318 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,157 [ Door closes ] 319 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,458 [ Groans ] 320 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,559 [ Birds chirping ] 321 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,394 I'm done. I'm done. Cameron: Come on. 322 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,964 Please, just be bud... For a couple days. 323 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,498 You can do some chores, maybe i can 324 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,843 berate you a little bit to really sell it. 325 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,569 Do you hear how insane you sound? Chores? 326 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,047 [ Alarm wailing ] All right, you know what? 327 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,648 You... you deal with your grandmother however you want. 328 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,975 Lily and i will just go get a hotel room. No, you can't. 329 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,177 Fine. Motel, silo... Whatever you got around here. 330 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,080 No, that alarm means there's a tornado coming right now. 331 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,314 Oh, god. Well, where's Lily? 332 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,159 [ Gasps ] I hope she's not still out in the field. 333 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,152 Lil-y-y-y-y! 334 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,887 You can't just call her like a pig! 335 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,923 Lil-y-y-y-y-y! 336 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,101 Okay, this is just a farm thing, not, like, a mall thing. 337 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,361 What's that, city voice? Hmm? Just go. 338 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,901 This is really in there good. 339 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,578 Get her off of me. I'm getting dumb through osmosis. 340 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,004 I don't have osmosis. 341 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,907 [ Doorbell rings ] Oh, great. Chuck's here with the pizza. 342 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,608 Gloria, can you please get it? 343 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,677 No. You two be nice to each other 344 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,012 and figure it out. 345 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,081 Ow! Aah! Ow! Oh, ow. 346 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,282 Oh, hey, Chuck. 347 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,118 I didn't think you'd be working tonight. 348 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,519 Hey. What are you doing here? 349 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,921 Oh, this is my grandfather's house. 350 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,732 There's a pool. Do you swim? You look like you swim. 351 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,891 [ Thud ] [ Gasps ] Aah. 352 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,192 I do. 353 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,094 Oh, thanks. 354 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,028 Alex: Ooh. 355 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,429 Ah-ah-ah! You okay? 356 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,231 Oh, yeah. Totally. Just a cramp. 357 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,967 I work out. One second. 358 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:17,237 You little... Shut up. 359 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,072 Hey, you. 360 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,373 Hey, brown eyes. 361 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,574 [ Giggles ] Ow! 362 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,443 Uh, uh, here. [ Chuckles ] 363 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,146 Okay, cool. Thanks. Bye. 364 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,315 Bye! [ Giggles ] 365 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,050 What? Shut up, dork. 366 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,660 [ Wind whistling ] Cameron: Don't be nervous, honey. 367 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,153 There's nothing to be scared of. 368 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,055 Take it easy, mama. Don't break a hip. 369 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,232 Mitchell: [ Sighs ] I'm telling you right now... 370 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,967 I am not pretending to be something I'm not, 371 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,726 especially in front of our daughter. 372 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,329 Oh, so i can't kiss you in front of your dad for six years, 373 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,397 and you can't give me two days? 374 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,100 We're saving an old lady some unnecessary upset. 375 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,344 Why don't you give her a little credit? 376 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,303 She might be more open-minded than you think. 377 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,907 Well, you're a cute little Chinese thing. 378 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:57,644 Actually, gram, she's, uh, from Vietnam, 379 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,679 and her name's Lily. 380 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,982 Dad, how long do we have to stay down here? 381 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,650 "Dad"? 382 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,119 Okay, well, i guess there's no way around this. 383 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,321 Ac... actually, ma'am... 384 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,756 [ Southern accent ] She's my kin. 385 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,525 So, you got a Chinese wife, bud? 386 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,094 No, i-i-i went to Vietnam, 387 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,030 and i did myself some adopting, 388 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:21,034 and now I'm raising her all by my lonesome. 389 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,337 Well, i never thought I'd live long enough to see that. 390 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,473 None of us did. 391 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,877 But i guess there's nothing more important than family... 392 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,544 No matter how they come. 393 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,847 Well, that is mighty open-minded of you. 394 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,483 Some folks 'round these parts don't share that progressive... 395 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,286 I say progressive... Sensibility. 396 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,787 To each his own. 397 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,023 But i do wish i had another 398 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:46,193 little one like that to spoil. 399 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,730 What if i told you you did have a great-grandbaby? 400 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,732 [ Chuckling ] What? Cam... 401 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,734 It's okay, mama. 402 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,470 What if i told you i was in love, 403 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,707 and that I've never been happier in my entire life, 404 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,842 and that I'm about to get married? 405 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,478 I can't think of anything better. 406 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,581 And what if i told you the love of my life 407 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,684 is this man standing right here? [ Sighs ] 408 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,754 Then I'd know why god sent us this tornado. 409 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,056 Damn. 410 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,425 After the initial shock, gram softened a bit. 411 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,360 She even agreed to attend the wedding. 412 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,029 Standing outside with a sign. 413 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,998 Baby steps, Mitchell. Baby steps. 414 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:29,269 And... Our antenna is... 415 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,838 Reattached. Yes! [ Chuckles ] 416 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,406 Oh, this is useless. 417 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,742 Hey, i don't want to hear talk like that. [ Sighs ] 418 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,411 If you want inspiration, think about Apollo 13. 419 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,780 Jay didn't give up when he first put together this model. 420 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,183 It was hard and complicated, and back then, 421 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,952 the print on the instructions was tiny, 422 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:45,953 but he persevered. 423 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,588 Also, the astronauts on the actual Apollo 13 424 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,599 didn't give up when their actual lives were in danger. 425 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,368 Them, too, but they had a lot of other people helping them out. 426 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,893 We're on our own here. 427 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,038 Okay, i figured out what we need 428 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,197 to reattach that damn landing module. 429 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,465 Glue won't work. 430 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,267 We need a very thin filament... 431 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,802 Thinner than thread. 432 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,104 I know what will work. 433 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,438 [ Sighs ] 434 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,040 Well, i need to go check on something. 435 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,110 I told my date I'd be back in a jiff. 436 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,278 Back in a jiff. 437 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,613 Nothing to do but wait. 438 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,083 Why are we making ourselves crazy, Phil? 439 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,119 I don't know. I just hate disappointing Jay so much. 440 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,887 He is not an easy guy to please. 441 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,056 I know, but when you do, it's pretty sweet, ain't it? 442 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,424 Sure is. 443 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,094 You're lucky to have a dad like that. 444 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,263 Hard not to be hurt by that, son. 445 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,167 How have i never noticed how loud you breathe? 446 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,478 Aw, don't beat yourself up... That'd require you 447 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,137 to notice something that isn't about you. 448 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,905 Oh, my god, you are such a loser! 449 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,142 I can't be stuck to you all day! Okay, that's it! I cannot listen to this anymore! 450 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,444 I'm going to cut you two out of there. 451 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,113 No! Gloria, no! My hair! 452 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,015 Too late! Okay, okay! Just cut mine. 453 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,117 Yeah, cut hers! Wait. Why? 454 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,319 No one cares what i look like, anyway. 455 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,021 You don't really think that. 456 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,455 Yeah, well, kind of. 457 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,033 You didn't see the way that Chuck was looking at you? 458 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,859 Wait, you actually think I'm a threat? 459 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,995 I'm not gonna say that out loud. 460 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,097 Aww, that's so sweet. 461 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,632 Well, if i ever had a boyfriend, 462 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,600 i wouldn't trust him with you for five seconds. 463 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,202 Aww. 464 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,004 Okay. Let's finish this job. 465 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,148 Gloria, no, you can't cut... 466 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,007 And there you go. 467 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,542 That's it. That was easy. 468 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,510 Why did you wait an hour to do this? 469 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,212 Why did you wait 15 years to do that? 470 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,014 At least this way, nothing bad happened 471 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,815 to anyone's pretty hair. 472 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,318 Ay! 473 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,291 Oh, honey, i didn't hear you come in. Claire: Mm. 474 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,959 How was the rest of your night? Let's see. 475 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,028 After you bailed on me, 476 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,397 mark from closetopia yakked my ear off 477 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,332 and then told me i look like Heidi Klum, 478 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,334 which is such an obvious come-on. 479 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,335 Mark's gay. 480 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,371 Well, in that case, my night stank. 481 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,638 And i didn't bail. 482 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,083 I know a lot of people here. They pulled me away. 483 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,141 Mm. 484 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,376 Hey, these robes are terrific. 485 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,419 You know, there's one for you in the closet. 486 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,411 You ought to put it on. 487 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,146 I don't want a robe. 488 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,215 Dad, were you avoiding me tonight? 489 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,716 Why would i avoid you? 490 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,985 Trust me... Soft, like butter. 491 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,053 Right in there. 492 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,721 Don't make me ask. 493 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,190 What are you talking about? 494 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,425 You and Rita 20 years ago... 495 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,161 It's okay. I know. [ Sighs ] Oh, geez. 496 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,430 I get it. Things happen. 497 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,265 Really? It was a long time ago. 498 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,167 Well, i appreciate it. 499 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,069 I just want to say I'm not proud of it. 500 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:19,038 If i had known him then like i know him now, 501 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,907 i never would have tried to get rid of Phil. 502 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,275 Good night. 503 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,381 "Get rid of Phil"? What are you talking about? 504 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,458 What are you talking about? 505 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,917 You and Rita had an affair. 506 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,553 No, we didn't. That's crazy. 507 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,522 Well, okay, good night. 508 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,100 "Get rid of Phil"... What does that even mean? 509 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,102 It doesn't mean anything. You had just started dating. 510 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,693 You know i was never hot on the guy. 511 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,296 I told Rita to offer him a sales job in Texas. 512 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,141 I remember that, but that wasn't when we were dating. 513 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,700 We were engaged. Doesn't matter. 514 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,202 Phil didn't take the job anyway. 515 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,370 If anything, my little test 516 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,904 proved how much he loved you. 517 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,482 You're welcome. We'll talk in the morning. 518 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,050 Oh, how dare you... "you're welcome." Please. 519 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,943 Oh, i can't even be in the same room with you. 520 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,211 Where is my coat? Uh, Claire. 521 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,412 Ugh, unbelievable. 522 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,813 "I don't like my son-in-law, 523 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,125 so I'm gonna ship him off to Texas." 524 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,317 Real mature way to deal with your problems, dad. 525 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,320 I get that point. Yeah. Real mature. 526 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,922 That's real mature, too. That's tradition. 527 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,725 It's the skeleton... mm-hmm. In the closet. Oh, i get it. 528 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,928 I'm really sorry, but before you go storming out of here, 529 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,665 you want to talk about a certain phone call i got 530 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,900 from immigration a few years ago? 531 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,602 I had just started dating Gloria. 532 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,771 They were acting on an anonymous tip. 533 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,509 It's very late. 534 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,078 We have a very big day tomorrow. 535 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,348 You know, Claire, I've really come to like Phil. 536 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,016 I know. 537 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,585 And the irony is, 538 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,920 he would really love that skeleton gag. 539 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,166 Try it out on him. You got to take care of that thing till next year. 540 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,757 Oh, god. 541 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,159 Wait, before you turn that out, 542 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,803 have we talked about everything we need to? 543 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,597 'Cause i want everything out in the clear here. 544 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,132 Yeah. We have. 545 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,002 Good night. Good night. 546 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,671 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ] 547 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,111 I did make out with Rita once about 15 years ago. 548 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,946 Good night. 549 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,147 [ Groans ] 550 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,550 Okay. 551 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,119 All that's left... 552 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,623 Is to reattach the lander to the command module. 553 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,525 We got one shot at this, fellas. 554 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,661 If we fail, Jay's gonna burn up on re-entry into this house. Am i right? 555 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,630 [ Laughs ] Hole in one, son! 556 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,897 Thanks, dad. 557 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,074 Boys, if this thing goes sideways, 558 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,134 i don't want you to be here to see it. 559 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,336 So go on. But, dad... 560 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,504 No, you listen to me! [ Sighs ] 561 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,906 *** 562 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,743 [ door closes ] [ Exhales deeply ] 563 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,149 Okay, Phil. 564 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,252 Okay, Philip. 565 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,254 Steady. 566 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,888 He's locked in. 567 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,024 [ Praying in Spanish ] 568 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,393 [ Inhales deeply ] 569 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,061 Not now, nerves. 570 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,665 [ Sighs ] 571 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,032 Hold. 572 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,067 Hold. 573 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,069 Be a hero. 574 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,237 Bring her home. 575 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,905 Jeanine: I guess I'll call a cab. 576 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,106 So long, jeanine. 577 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,212 Is it? Is... 578 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,014 It is! 579 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,216 Splashdown! [ Both cheer ] 580 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,953 [ Girls screaming ] [ Speaking Spanish ] 581 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,690 Son of a bitch, he did it. 582 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,926 [ Screaming continues ] 583 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,528 Phil: [ Chuckles ] 584 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,764 Yeah! Gloria, get in here! 585 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,199 There we go! 586 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,067 Dad, you did it! Yes, i did! 587 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,070 I love it! I love it! [ Plane buzzes ] 588 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,872 I love it! 589 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,774 Oh. Oh, my god. 590 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,808 Ooh. 591 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,950 Phil, honey. Come to bed. 592 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,587 Phil: This robe feels like butter. 593 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,889 [ Blankets rustling ] 594 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,157 Yeah. 595 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,427 I missed this, honey. 596 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,162 That yoga's really paying off. 597 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,565 Hey, whoa. Slow down, baby. 598 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,767 You can't gun a cold engine. 599 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,001 Aah! 600 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,137 But if you're... Then who's... 601 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,339 When did you know? 602 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,940 When it didn't complain about my socks. 603 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,008 [ Groans ] You checked the closet, didn't you? 604 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,910 Every night before bed. 605 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,912 I really don't understand it. It's so silly. 606 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,781 I mean, if somebody really wanted to kill you, 607 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,083 obviously they'd just hide under the bed. 608 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,985 Good night. Mm. 609 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,854 Damn it.