1 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,172 I have to show a house today, 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:05,482 so I'll see you guys at Luke's football game. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,007 I'm too tired to go. 4 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,418 I have a midterm tomorrow, which I'll probably fail, 5 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:09,410 and i was up really late studying. 6 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,644 She was. 7 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,746 I was up really late doing this. 8 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,183 Don't even bother coming. I'm quitting today. 9 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,918 I'm sick of this guy on the team always making fun of me. 10 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,430 He's just jealous because you're the one who puts points on the board. 11 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:24,492 Why? Because you run the scoreboard. Kids: Run the scoreboard. 12 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,927 I'm out, too. But all your classmates will be there. 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,396 We ignore each other all week. 14 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,364 It's nice to have a little break on the weekends. 15 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,700 Geez, I've never seen such a bunch of no-getters. 16 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:33,901 Coined it! 17 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,569 Remember, keep a positive attitude, 18 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,171 and good things will happen. 19 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:40,040 Two things i bring to every open house... 20 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,942 My lucky pen and a smile. 21 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,777 I haven't sold a house all month. 22 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,779 Do you see me saying "I'm done"? Never. 23 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,549 Because there is no "done" in Dunphy. 24 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,951 I'll see you guys at the game. 25 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:55,123 Umph! Hey, there is no "umph" in dunph... different spelling! 26 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,525 Cam! 27 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,227 Yes, Phil, i remember your special play, 28 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,429 but i think the triple gull-wing is a little tricky 29 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,431 to run at such an important sporting match. 30 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,900 Cam has a number of delightful superstitions 31 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,602 during the football season. 32 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:11,205 Well, they're not superstitions when they work. 33 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,207 That seems science-y. 34 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:17,211 Not sorry that today is the last g-a-m-e. 35 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,613 Well, thank you, but good coaches don't need luck. 36 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,415 We make luck. 37 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,917 See you at the athletic endeavor. [ Cellphone beeps ] 38 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:26,263 I'm going to call Gloria and see if she can pick up Lily, too, 39 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,388 you know, just in case... 40 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,589 What, you procrastinate again 41 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,766 and not tell Charlie you're quitting? 42 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,259 No, no! I'm gonna do it. 43 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,494 I just... I'm picturing his face when i tell him, 44 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,263 shaking his head in disappointment. 45 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,564 It's... it's hard. 46 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,666 Hey, just do it! No. 47 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,101 I don't know why you're making yourself so crazy over this. 48 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,175 You're right. You're right. 49 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,571 I... i do not want to be crazy. 50 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,740 I'll see you at the game. 51 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,142 Hey, Gloria. 52 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,278 Yes, Mitch, i will pick her up. 53 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,346 Thank you so much! All right. Bye, Lily. 54 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,482 Good luck with the whole Patrick situation. 55 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:57,117 Dad, you're embarrassing me. 56 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,420 Welcome to the rest of your life, sweetheart. 57 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,323 So, Lily, tell me more about this Patrick. 58 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:05,025 He likes the swings, he sits by the flag, 59 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,794 and he can count to 100. 60 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,829 [ Gasps ] He sounds like the whole package. 61 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,031 Then what is the problem? He doesn't notice me. 62 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,966 So then make him notice you. 63 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,102 You don't want to wake up one morning 64 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,370 as a lonely 9-year-old, 65 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:18,005 wondering where all the time went. 66 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,940 [ Cellphone rings ] 67 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,710 Hey, mom. If you're at the store later, could you pick up some ice? 68 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,312 I'm gonna need it for after the game. 69 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,113 My little athlete. 70 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,292 I want to try out the gelato maker i traded my bike for. 71 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,783 Lures me in every time. 72 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,185 Oh, okay. Bye. 73 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:33,153 Dad, you can just drop me at the next light. 74 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,389 I can walk from there, and i got to call Phil anyway. 75 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,724 You did the same thing yesterday. 76 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:37,958 Why? What's going on with you? 77 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,628 You smoking again? No! No. 78 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,363 I just... i don't want to put a spotlight 79 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,031 on the fact that I'm the boss's daughter. 80 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,233 It makes people resent me. 81 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,734 This is good. Thanks, dad. Yeah. 82 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,168 Bye. Bye. 83 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,308 I can see that bothers you. 84 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,676 Well, yeah, your own kid, 85 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,053 embarrassed to be seen with you, you know? 86 00:02:57,077 --> 00:03:00,314 You spend your whole life... here's fine. 87 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,384 Captions by vitac... 88 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,696 [ breathes deeply ] 89 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,566 Last month, a law-school classmate offered me a job 90 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:19,933 at his legal aid society, 91 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,769 and i just knew i had to take it. 92 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,604 And i explained that in a letter 93 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,340 that i was going to sneak onto Charlie's desk. 94 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,409 Oh, good. It's you. 95 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,043 Hey! Did you sleep here? 96 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,713 [ Sniffles, clears throat ] 97 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:36,083 My girlfriend dumped me, uh, in an e-mail. 98 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,286 Couldn't even do it face-to-face. 99 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,753 Pretty gutless, huh? 100 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,390 Oh, you should go home, get some rest. 101 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,224 I can't go back there. It would be too hard. 102 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,126 Mm, too many memories? 103 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,305 No, we were living on my boat. I don't know where she took it. 104 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,930 Enough of my whining. What do you need? 105 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,198 Oh, well, 106 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,568 i just... i just came by to say hi. Hi. 107 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:58,439 And also, mm, to tell you in a very gut-ful fashion, 108 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,541 face-to-face, 109 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,810 about something that i have been thinking about. 110 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,779 But i do think that, um, i am going to have to leave 111 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,748 about five minutes early today. 112 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:11,151 Uh, cam is... is coaching a high-school football game. 113 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,820 I'm in. What? 114 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,456 Certainly not gonna be able to focus on any of this today. 115 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,325 Yeah, i need a shot of marching bands, 116 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,661 fresh-cut grass, rosy-cheeked kids. 117 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,663 Hey! 118 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,007 Do they still run through a banner? 119 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:27,000 They do! I love that. I love that. 120 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,002 Okay, so the game's at what, like, 4:00? 121 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,004 We should probably... Hey! Give me that. 122 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,473 [ Sighs ] I'm... 123 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,841 This is my private cell. 124 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,611 Only three people in the whole world use this. 125 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,313 Ooh. 126 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,248 [ Sadly ] Two people. 127 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,084 Uh, Claire, is, uh... Is there a reason 128 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,753 you didn't sign this shipping form? 129 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,688 Oh, no. Sorry. I'll do it now. 130 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,256 Oh, no. No. Now's a little late. 131 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,791 See, they came in this morning, 132 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,802 and they can't do a thing without a manager's signature. 133 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,595 So now I've got 100 rosewood panels 134 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,196 lined up in the warehouse. Oh, my god. 135 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,807 In the future, I'd appreciate it... hey, hey, Tim. 136 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,166 I think you made your point. 137 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,677 It was an honest mistake, all right? Dad... 138 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,612 I'm just saying that it's what a warehouse is for, 139 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,004 to hold things. 140 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,940 Not the end of the world. Right. Of course. 141 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,842 Sorry. No, I'm sorry. 142 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,878 It's my fault. Bye, Tim. Bye! 143 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,346 Dad! 144 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,214 This is exactly what i was talking about 145 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,616 in the car this morning! 146 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,284 I want them to see me like a co-worker, 147 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,728 not somebody who's getting special treatment 148 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,320 'cause she's the boss's daughter. 149 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:23,123 Is it possible you're being a little oversensitive here? 150 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,460 No, I'm not. I'm being... Wow, here? Really?! 151 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,128 You know, you gave me this. 152 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,731 Look how adorable you were. Okay. Okay. Okay. 153 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,801 I want you to try really hard to hear what I'm saying. 154 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,236 When i need your help, i will ask for it. 155 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,238 And until then, just butt out. 156 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,844 What happened to you? 157 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,528 Hey, Miller, your toes are looking a little lonely. 158 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,820 Why don't you pay them a visit? 159 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,030 What's with the extra warm-ups, coach? 160 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:54,922 These guys haven't won all year. 161 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,323 Did you hear that, team? 162 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,767 Miller just bought you a little present. 163 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,669 I wasn't complaining. I was just wondering why we... 164 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,495 [ whistle blows ] Take a lap! 165 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:06,867 Burt levoisier, red stagg, duckie pond... 166 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,869 All coaching legends at this high school 167 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,338 and none have won more than two games their first season. 168 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,674 I win today, that makes three, 169 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:17,878 making me the winningest first-year freshman coach ever. 170 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,413 Oh, hey, Luke, Reuben's sick, 171 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,582 so I'm gonna need you to be the announcer today. 172 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,351 How am i supposed to keep score and announce at the same time? 173 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,254 Same way you're a spaz and a dork at the same time, spork. 174 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,757 Okay, lose the attitude, but keep that intensity. 175 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,794 Uh, hey, excuse me, ref. 176 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,796 What's with all the black arm bands? 177 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,698 Their coach passed away last night. 178 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,266 He'd been sick for a while. 179 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,268 That's terrible. And we're still playing? 180 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,703 Well, they're tough kids. 181 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,705 Roger knight lived for high-school football, 182 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,373 so they're playing this one in his honor. 183 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,208 Okay, hey, guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! 184 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,977 Tragic news about coach knight. 185 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,945 But you know what? We need to focus up. 186 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,747 Plenty of time to pay our respects, 187 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,216 but there will be no mourning knight this afternoon. 188 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,252 Lot of character over there. Yep. 189 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,154 Those kids haven't won a game all year. Uh-huh. 190 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,890 And now to have to play on his birthday... 191 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,892 Okay, see you at the coin toss. 192 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,927 Phil: Top of the morning! 193 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,161 [ Clears throat ] 194 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,731 Real estate and, to a lesser extent, life 195 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,299 is all about perseverance. 196 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,902 Things go wrong. 197 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,305 Keys get lost, deals fall through, keys get misplaced. 198 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,741 Uh, a lot of it has to do with keys. 199 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,344 But that's when you find out there are two types of people... 200 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:27,247 Those who waste time staring at a closed door... 201 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,984 And those who find a window. 202 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,295 I'm looking at my first month ever without a sale. 203 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:43,931 Some people might give up. 204 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,266 But those people aren't Phil Dunphy. 205 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,336 No! 206 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,038 It's like i tell my kids... 207 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:55,475 Keep a positive attitude and things will fall your way. 208 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,815 As my favorite redhead once sang, 209 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,851 the sun will come out tomorrow. 210 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,319 [ Door slams ] 211 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,290 [ Sighs ] 212 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,993 That redhead, of course, was Mitchell, 213 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,996 introducing me to the plucky orphan Annie... 214 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,672 whose never-say-die attitude pulled this country 215 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,640 out of a little thing called... 216 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:29,810 The great depression. 217 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:34,414 And anything a little girl can do, i can try to do, too. 218 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,716 Hey! 219 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,054 [ Recorder plays ] 220 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,161 [ Doorbell rings ] 221 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,199 [ Breathing heavily ] 222 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,339 Hey, guys! Welcome back! 223 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,775 Drink it in! Man: Wow! 224 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:02,876 [ Laughs ] 225 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,444 Pretty great, huh? 226 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:08,015 Oh, am i glad you guys could see this during the daytime. 227 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,951 I really think it shows better like that. 228 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,586 So? 229 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,860 Should we just cut to the chase and pay me my commission? 230 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,757 I'm kidding. You don't pay me directly. 231 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,291 There's no fee in dun... Phil. 232 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,027 Listen, Phil, we've got some great news. 233 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,962 I love it! Where's my lucky pen? 234 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,864 We wanted to tell you this in person. 235 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,633 We just came from the doctor... I'm pregnant! 236 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,468 Oh, my god! You guys! 237 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,470 Except we decided to put off buying the house 238 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,906 until after the baby's born. Sure. 239 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,618 We've been trying for, like, six years. Sure. 240 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,986 For a while there, it seemed like the universe was against us. 241 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:40,580 That's ridiculous. Why would the universe be against one person? 242 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,149 Here, have a spirit sticker! 243 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,653 Don't be the only student without one. 244 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,955 I actually go to this school! 245 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,657 Wow, you really are invisible, huh? 246 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,558 I could not be more fine with it. 247 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,426 You're like that guy from that movie 248 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,062 who wishes he was never born. 249 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,596 "It's a wonderful life." 250 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,799 You say that, but do you mean it? 251 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,334 Beautiful day here at red stagg field. 252 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,805 Kicking off for the home team is number 44, Jason Miller, 253 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:08,642 who also plays lacrosse, soccer, and all the girl parts 254 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:11,178 when he and his friends act out "high school musical." 255 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,748 Quite possibly the only girl parts he'll ever see. 256 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:15,916 Man: Ohh! 257 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,518 Haley! Hey, Dylan! 258 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,154 I didn't realize you were coming here. Are you kidding? 259 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,856 This place was like a home to me. 260 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,357 It's like i was homeschooled. 261 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,193 But i wasn't. I was school-schooled. 262 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,795 Were you? 263 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,530 I got six kinds of pills in my pocket, 264 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:34,167 but this here, all this, this is the best medicine. 265 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,337 Aw, I'm glad you're feeling better. 266 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,073 So, Charlie, i... [ Air horn blows ] 267 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,610 I'm here to get Lily. 268 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,313 Oh, before i call her, we had a small issue today. 269 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,882 One of the boys, Patrick, said Lily pushed him down 270 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,150 and tried to kiss him. 271 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,285 No, that doesn't sound like Lily. 272 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,722 She was probably imitating something she saw 273 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,156 on TV or in her family... 274 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,958 Ay, it was the TV, yes. 275 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,694 Oh, but here she is. She's always so sweet. 276 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,730 Bye, Patrick. 277 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,298 You see? They're just friends. 278 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,134 What are you laughing at, Evan? 279 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,236 You're next. 280 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:13,073 Okay, I'm going to talk to her for a little bit. 281 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:17,044 Oh, did i ever tell you that i put your name up here? 282 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,211 Huh? 283 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,247 "Haley Dunphy dome." 284 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,215 Aww, you named our special spot? 285 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,085 Actually it was supposed to be "Haley Dunphy, do me." 286 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,054 I'm bad with spacing. 287 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,757 Oh, you're not so bad. 288 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:33,861 Luke: And that's halftime... Panthers 6, dolphins 0. 289 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,695 That zero score by Jason Miller, 290 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,664 who proudly prances off the field. 291 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,867 Just let me go up there and kick that kid's butt. 292 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,502 Knock it off, Miller. I need your leg. Take a knee. 293 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,238 Now, i don't know what tuna net you dolphins swam into, 294 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,007 but you are drowning out there! 295 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,609 Coach, would it really be such a bad thing if we lost? 296 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,779 Beg your pardon? Look at them, coach. 297 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,246 Haven't they lost enough already? 298 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,457 Maybe giving them a win would, 299 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,116 in a way, be a victory for us, too. 300 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,127 Okay, you know what mattered the most to coach knight? 301 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,619 His work with special-needs kids? 302 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,521 Okay, he took one kid to one beach one time. 303 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,956 Football! 304 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,591 Football is what mattered the most! 305 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:05,959 He lived for competition! 306 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:09,529 He believed in sportsmanship, integrity! 307 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,864 Okay? 308 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,866 Now, the way i see it, we can roll over 309 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,268 and give them an empty, meaningless victory 310 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,937 that he... Would hate. 311 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,207 Or we can go out there, leave it all on the field, 312 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,311 and be a team he would be proud to lose to. 313 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,980 Now, is this an "i" activity or a "we" activity?! 314 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,148 Team: We! What?! 315 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,716 We! What?! 316 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,584 We! We! We! We! We! We! That's right! 317 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,753 Now you sound like dolphins! 318 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,056 Hey, Tim! 319 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,558 I got the next three days of delivery slips 320 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,293 for you here, signed, huh? 321 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,829 Thanks, Claire. Yeah. 322 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,396 Signed those up good, huh? 323 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,497 Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 324 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,966 Yeah. Thanks. 325 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,235 So, this is... this is the, uh, the regency birch? 326 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,903 Beautiful model. Gorgeous. 327 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,572 You guys do such good work down here. Mm-hmm. 328 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,307 Really, you mind if i take her for a spin 329 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,843 before she goes up to the showroom? 330 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,978 You're the boss... 'S daughter. 331 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,013 Mm-hmm. That's what you want to say. 332 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,514 Oh, okay. 333 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,984 So, no mirror when they're shipping, which makes sense. 334 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:09,957 Also have, uh... No handles. 335 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,425 Hey... hey, Tim? 336 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,695 Hey, Tim! 337 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,365 [ Cellphone rings ] Tim! 338 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,467 Oh, god. Yeah, hi, dad. 339 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,369 Jay: Hey, co-worker. 340 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,005 Just seeing when you want to leave for the game. 341 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,007 We're late already. Soon, soon. 342 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,877 I'm... I'm just... I'm finishing up 343 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,778 a little paperwork in my office. 344 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,381 Okay. Let me know if you need any help. 345 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,349 No, i do not need your help. 346 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,452 And as i believe i mentioned, i would appreciate it 347 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,456 if you were not constantly looking over my shoulder. 348 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,724 Come on. Give me some credit. 349 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,359 That's the last thing i would do. 350 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,829 Dad, you seem to forget that i raised three children, 351 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:53,333 and i had a career before this. 352 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,536 I have done plenty of stuff that does not... oh! 353 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,305 [ Boxes rumbling ] 354 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,706 Do you hear that? 355 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,674 Sounds like it's coming from the warehouse. 356 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:05,212 Yeah, what even is that? 357 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,180 Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. 358 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,250 Uh, one piece of advice... Take it or leave it. 359 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,319 What? 360 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,155 The latch is under the panel on the right. 361 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,344 I got you mustard and Sauerkraut, just what you like. 362 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,869 You're being awfully nice, 363 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,372 considering i started that whole closet-nado. 364 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,907 Well, you're still my daughter. 365 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,542 It's okay i call you that here, right? 366 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,110 Yeah. 367 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,679 Listen, it's hard for me to treat you like everybody else. 368 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,082 You're the only one i carried home in my arms... 369 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,617 Except dontrell, last year's Christmas party. 370 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,187 I pretty much poured him through his sunroof. 371 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,222 But I'll try. 372 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,624 Thanks, dad. You got plans this weekend? 373 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,060 No. Not really. Why? Good. 374 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,594 Be at the warehouse, 8:00 tomorrow. 375 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,129 Wear something you don't care about. 376 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,864 Phil: Hey, guys. [ Clears throat ] 377 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,699 Hi, honey. What'd i miss? 378 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,101 Nothing good. 379 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,902 We're down by 6 with 3 minutes to play. 380 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,737 Well, they could still turn it around. 381 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,473 Show's not over till the fat... mama! 382 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,441 Luke: Ooh! 383 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,777 Sensational punt by Miller, who hasn't kicked that high 384 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,412 since he broke the gender barrier 385 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,247 and joined our own modern dance troupe. 386 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,983 Claire: Are you okay, honey? Yeah! 387 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,917 It's all about keeping an attitive positude. 388 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,421 Positude attitive. [ Laughs ] 389 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,491 Hey, we should see a midnight movie tonight, like old times. 390 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,326 Oh, my god. I am so in! 391 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,961 Cool. Cool. 392 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,638 I'll come by your house around 11:30 with the ladder? 393 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,265 I don't need to climb out of my window anymore, Dylan. 394 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,666 Oh, ooh. 395 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,269 Can we do it earlier? I have a midterm tomorrow. 396 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,138 Oh, i can't do earlier. 397 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,316 I've got to meet up with some classmates from nursing school. 398 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,275 You're gonna be a nurse? Yeah. 399 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,311 Yeah, i figured it was a natural next step. 400 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,246 I've always healed people with my music, 401 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,581 and now I'm just doing the same thing with drugs. 402 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,584 Wow. Well, ye... Another time, then. 403 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,521 Yeah. Yeah. 404 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,456 Hey, if everything goes well, 405 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,026 maybe one day I'll see you in the hospital. 406 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,328 I'd like that. 407 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,030 So, i finally get out of the closet, 408 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,631 and there's dad looking down at me. 409 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,932 [ Sighs ] Been there. 410 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,267 The whole daddy thing, though, 411 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,777 it's really one of your bigger issues. 412 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,104 At least my daddy issues are with my actual daddy. 413 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,506 I don't run around making every authority figure i meet 414 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,541 into a father. 415 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,775 Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 416 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,344 W-what's that supposed to mean? 417 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,979 Mitchell, come on. Why have you not quit your job yet? 418 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,781 His girlfriend just broke up with him. 419 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,792 Yeah, and what was your excuse last week? I had a cold. 420 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,528 And the week before? I felt a cold coming on. 421 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:30,057 Mitchell, this fell out of your jacket. 422 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,658 Care to explain? 423 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,560 I was holding it for a friend. Wow! 424 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,564 You want to quit? 425 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,899 [ Sighs ] Charlie, you're... You're a great boss, 426 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,568 but i ju... i got this other offer, 427 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,803 and i just really miss the courtroom. 428 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,872 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, 429 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,075 you're... Really letting me down. 430 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,977 [ Pained ] Ohh. I just expected so much more out of you. 431 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,046 Ohh. You were my favorite. 432 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,714 Ohh, god. 433 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,817 Um, well, maybe i-i could still do things on the weekends. 434 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,086 Wow! 435 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,088 No, no! Charlie, I'm... I'm sorry. 436 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,323 I... I'm done. 437 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,024 You know what? 438 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,060 I don't blame you. 439 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,828 I have to get back on solid ground. 440 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,531 We both do. Well, i do more. 441 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,833 My house is a boat. 442 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,268 You made me in trouble. 443 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,904 I didn't tell you to sit on a boy until he liked you. 444 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,339 Yes-huh. Nuh-huh. 445 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,208 We're not doing this again. 446 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,242 [ Whistle blows ] 447 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,711 Home team calls time-out. 448 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,846 12 seconds left, they're down by 6, 449 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,048 and unable to shake the Miller curse. 450 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,084 That's it! 451 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,685 Okay, boys, final play. 452 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,354 Time for a little trickery. 453 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,556 Oh, honey. What happened to you today? 454 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,125 A cosmic pummeling. 455 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,592 I lost the deal. 456 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,394 If i don't close on one tomorrow, 457 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,530 it's gonna be my first month ever with no sale. 458 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,465 Actually, there is no 31st this month. 459 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,066 What are you talking about? 460 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,902 Tomorrow's the first. Honey, I'm sorry. 461 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,571 Are you okay? No, I'm not okay! 462 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,973 I just found out there is literally no tomorrow! 463 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,818 You know, i always say if you wait long enough, 464 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,544 your luck will change? 465 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,879 Turns out that's just a big pile of c... 466 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,814 Luke: Hold on to your hats, folks. 467 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,117 Are they? They are! It's the triple gull-wing! 468 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,752 That's my play! 469 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,488 Woodson fakes right, he fakes right again, 470 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,090 he fakes faking right, and he scores! 471 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,735 [ Cheers and applause ] They scored on my play! 472 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,328 Mitchell says you can sell me a house. Yes, i can! 473 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,064 Good call, Phil. Was that your play?! Yes, it was! 474 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,966 You're being too rough, Lily. 475 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,270 You cannot just see a guy and, mwah!, kiss him like that, okay? 476 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,272 Yes, you can! Yes, you can! 477 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,982 Okay! Okay! Miller's out. Manny, you're my backup kicker. 478 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,775 I need you to go out there and nail this. 479 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,753 Although if i miss it, wouldn't a tie be a perfect way to... 480 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,111 Manny, enough! 481 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,481 You are not gonna take away my victory! 482 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,417 I mean... I mean, your victory. 483 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,918 Okay? 484 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,354 Manny, I'm sorry. I should not have yelled at you. 485 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,456 You can go out there and do whatever feels right. 486 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,458 Okay? I support you no matter what. 487 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,565 Player: Set. 32! Hut! Hut! Hike! 488 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,836 [ Cheers and applause ] 489 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,239 [ Laughs ] 490 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,444 I won! I won! I mean, we won! 491 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,878 We won! We won! 492 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,681 [ Laughter ] Ooph! Sorry, ma'am. 493 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,317 Ma'am? I sit next to you in English. 494 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,390 Hey, i think i dropped my phone under the bleachers. 495 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,953 Come get it with me? 496 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,724 Found it. Great, and world order is restored. 497 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,159 Can we go home now? Yeah. Okay. 498 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,462 Oh, hey, what's that? 499 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,398 "Alex Dunphy dome?" 500 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,368 Uh, i think it says "Alex Dunphy, do me." 501 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,370 Ugh, who would write something like that? 502 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,071 No idea. 503 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,807 Hey, you want me to scratch it out? No! 504 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,143 I mean, pfft, too late now. 505 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,912 If it's out there, it's out there. 506 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,414 Cameron: Hey, champ. 507 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,983 Aren't you gonna go celebrate with your team? 508 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,685 Yeah, in a minute. 509 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,494 You meant to miss the kick, didn't you? I blew it. 510 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,096 I could miss that kick nine out of ten times. 511 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,399 Why couldn't i miss it when it counted? 512 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,502 [ Sighs ] Let me ask you something. 513 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,771 That ball sails through the uprights, 514 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,440 your team carries you off the field. 515 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,141 How does that feel? 516 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,879 Come on. Good. 517 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,047 It's fun being part of a team. 518 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,517 And it's really fun being the hero. 519 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,853 So i think you made that kick on purpose. 520 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,221 And listen. 521 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,223 I don't think you're willing to admit it yet, 522 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,125 but somewhere underneath all that humanity, 523 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,594 there's a competitor... Sorry. 524 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,396 There's a competitor, and, Manny, 525 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,130 there's nothing wrong with that. 526 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,132 Nothing. 527 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,702 Thanks, coach. 528 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,770 You want to go eat some pizza? 529 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,872 Sure. Me, too. 530 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,474 [ Exhales sharply ] 531 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,218 Hey, you think someday they might name this field after you? 532 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,711 Well, you're not the first person 533 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,112 to think along those lines. 534 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,947 Earlier today, someone in the faculty bathroom 535 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,220 was messing around with the phrase "Cameron Tucker dome." 536 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,165 Just sold the most expensive house in town, 537 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,491 sight unseen, all cash. 538 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,802 How 'bout that? I'm proud of you, dad. 539 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,295 Pretty great day for all the dunphys. 540 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,264 And then i said, "Michelle, do you honestly believe 541 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,099 every stupid rumor you hear?" 542 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,601 Oh, you haven't heard? 543 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,003 Well, apparently, one of my exes is just, like... 544 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,005 Tim, i... i am so sorry that you got hurt, 545 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,741 and i will get to the bottom of it, 546 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,976 but i suspect it was sabotage by the competition, 547 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,746 maybe closets, closets, closets, closets. 548 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,515 Not too bad, a little puffy, kind of like your eyes were 549 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,017 when you saw "finding Nemo," Miller. 550 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,053 Like i said... Positive attitude.