1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,481 Hey, honey. Oh, you're just in time for breakfast. 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,474 Ooh, we should probably go light on the food. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,252 Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach. 4 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:10,378 I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp. 5 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,645 [ Laughs ] 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,714 There is no such thing as autopsy camp. 7 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,483 I had to trick Luke 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,561 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom-dance class. 9 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:20,020 He's been resisting, but it's in his blood. 10 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,223 I come from a long line of dancing dunphys... 11 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,158 A kick line, actually. [ Chuckles ] 12 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,527 Come on, we don't want to be late, 13 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,737 like the guy we're gonna see on the table. 14 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,063 Am i right? 15 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,431 Of corpse you are. [ Chuckles ] 16 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,166 Hey, mom, can you take me driving? 17 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,577 My test is coming up, and i really need to practice. 18 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,269 Oh, honey, i would, 19 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:38,606 but I've got a big closets and blinds union meeting today. 20 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,109 There is no closets and blinds union. 21 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,676 Driving with Alex is torture. 22 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,545 She drives so slowly. 23 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,515 I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas. 24 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,950 Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess i could take her. 25 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,453 Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels! 26 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,122 Fun! Can't wait! Be out in a sec! 27 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,256 [ Chuckles ] 28 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,024 Okay, my rate just went up. 29 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,768 All right, but this buys your time and your silence. 30 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,395 Alex can never know how much i hate driving with her. 31 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,297 [ Horn honks ] 32 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,032 Mm, she's in a hurry today. 33 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,476 Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test. 34 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,136 Step two is checking the horn 35 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,646 to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn. 36 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,239 [ Horn honks ] 37 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,473 She should never drive. 38 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,476 Captions by vitac... 39 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:20,181 *** 40 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,454 [ laughter ] 41 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,755 Forget it! You tricked me! 42 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,590 I'm sorry, buddy, but no son of mine's 43 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,592 going to high school without at least knowing 44 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,127 how to do a proper box step. 45 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,229 Trust me, dancers always get the girls. 46 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,565 Remember the great Kevin bacon from "footloose"? 47 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,099 More like "footloser." 48 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,568 Careful! 49 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,171 All right, no more talking. We're doing this. 50 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,238 Ugh! 51 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,639 You'll thank me someday. 52 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,509 It gets better when you find your signature move! 53 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,245 They used to call me "king of the dips"! 54 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:52,613 [ Birds chirping ] 55 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,283 Why can't we just repurpose some of the stuff 56 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,185 from Manny's party last night? 57 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,652 We got half a cake left. 58 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:00,288 The balloons are fine. 59 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,089 It's bad enough that both my sons 60 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,624 have to share the same birthday. 61 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,326 At least they deserve their own party. 62 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,094 You think Joe's gonna mind day-old cake? 63 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,430 He can't even eat it. He's got three teeth. 64 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,599 I'll remember that in 20 years when you want cake. 65 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,534 He doesn't even know the party's for him. 66 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,644 He understands more than you think. 67 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,136 Right, Andy? 68 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,806 Who, f-Jo here? He is smart as a whip. 69 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:22,643 When we play peek-a-boo, half the time he's ahead of me. 70 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,545 Not exactly "clash of the titans." 71 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,280 Manny, whose coat is that? 72 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:29,116 Amy Martin left it here last night after my party. 73 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,685 I was getting some pretty strong signals from her. 74 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,321 I think she did it on purpose 75 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,356 so she'd have an excuse to come back. 76 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,458 Or because she couldn't get out fast enough. 77 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,793 If she was a cartoon, she'd have left her skin here. 78 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,161 What does that mean? 79 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,464 That Amy is out of his league. 80 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,633 He always does this and ends up getting hurt. 81 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,501 You need to talk to him. And say what? 82 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,503 Tell him to go for girls he stands a chance with. 83 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,138 I overheard him talking to Reuben. 84 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,649 There's some girl that really likes him, 85 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,542 but of course Manny's not interested in her. 86 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,310 He's got to go for the head cheerleader. 87 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,154 How do you know that Amy's the head cheerleader? 88 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,480 I overheard that, too. 89 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,415 For someone whose favorite words at the movies 90 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:04,918 are, "what did he say?" You overhear pretty good. 91 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,489 [ Birds chirping ] 92 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,190 Yes, Lily, i-i pinky-promise 93 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,660 that we'll be home in time for baby Joe's party. 94 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,862 Mm-hmm. I am. I'm touching to the phone. 95 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,564 Yeah, and butterfly kisses. 96 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,165 Okay, okay. 97 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,500 [ Chuckles nervously ] 98 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,402 Little girls... So excitable. 99 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,438 I was wishing they had a gazebo, and then they did! 100 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,441 Ever since i was a little boy, i have dreamed... 101 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:30,678 Dreamed of getting married in a place exactly like this. 102 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,413 So, what date were you looking at? 103 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:35,215 March 28th. That's the anniversary of our first date. 104 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,751 Oh, wait, um, I'm sorry. Is this price per person? 105 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,620 Yes, excluding alcohol, cake, and music. 106 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,455 What's that... The mennonite package? 107 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,467 [ Chuckles ] I think you'll find our prices are competitive. 108 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,792 Well, I'm ready to commit. 109 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,627 Cam, cam. 110 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,296 I'm sorry. 111 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,432 Can... can we have a moment, please? 112 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:54,268 Okay, well, let's hope he's not having any last-minute jitters. 113 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,437 You're not having last-minute jitters, are you? 114 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,614 No, no, but it's a really large deposit, 115 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,273 and i want to make sure 116 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,817 that we're absolutely certain about this place. 117 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,277 Well, I'm certain, and we've looked at every possible venue. 118 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,446 And pepper was by far the least snarky about this one. 119 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,147 That's true. 120 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,558 He doesn't throw the word "adequate" around lightly. 121 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,584 Okay, okay, it's this place. Okay. 122 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,152 But stop being so excited, all right? 123 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,630 We might be able to get the price down a little bit. 124 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,222 Okay, okay, poker face, poker face. 125 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,224 Yeah, now work on your poker voice. Poker voice. 126 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,760 So, we do like it. 127 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,462 We're just not sure that we love it. 128 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,464 [ Deep voice ] Yeah, we're not sure we love it. 129 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,508 Oh, that's a relief [Chuckles nervously] 130 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:25,575 Because someone just called. 131 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,234 The room is booked. What?! 132 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,478 No, no, no! Okay, wait, are you playing hardball? 133 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,579 Because we're playing hardball, too! 134 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,339 We love it! 135 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,806 Oh, s-sorry. 136 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,584 A young lady planning a sweet 16 just booked your date. 137 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,511 After that, we don't have another opening for... 138 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,347 Two months. No. 139 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,515 No, it has to be on our anniversary. 140 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,651 Wait, did Tracy McCoy book this room? 141 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,619 Tracy McCoy's a student of mine. 142 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,421 Okay, i may have a plan. 143 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,623 I am not having a wedding/ "hunger games" -themed 144 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,792 sweet 16 par... oh, you're tapping your fingers. 145 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,328 You really do have a plan. 146 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,596 [ Sighs ] 147 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,331 Well, somebody smells good. 148 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,432 What perfume is that? 149 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,600 Every perfume! 150 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,502 20 of the sweatiest, geekiest girls 151 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,437 god ever fouled this planet with 152 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,339 and just me dancing with all of them! 153 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,707 During the Charleston, 154 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,642 my hair got caught in one of their headgear! 155 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,444 Wow, Charleston on the first day? 156 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,445 Last day! 157 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,980 Just because you're a dancer 158 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,858 doesn't mean i have to be one, too, cha cha cha. 159 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,450 Damn it! 160 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,819 I'm never gonna fall for one of your lies again. 161 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,554 Just take me to autopsy camp. 162 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:21,822 [ Siren wailing ] 163 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,558 Oh, shoot. Am i gonna get a ticket? 164 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,959 If there's any justice, 165 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,228 it'll be a big one, too, three, and four. 166 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,497 Damn it! 167 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,632 License and registration, please. 168 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,467 Absolutely. There you are. 169 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,836 You know one of your taillights is out? 170 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,971 No, i did not. What a ding-dong! 171 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,006 Wait right here. 172 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,974 Will do. We'll be right here. 173 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,876 This is what you get for lying to me. 174 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,312 What choice did i have? You used to be up for anything. 175 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,314 Now, no matter what i suggest, it's no, no, no. 176 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,650 It's called growing up and having your own interests, 177 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,019 like the minister's daughter in your precious "footloose." 178 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:55,322 Wow, using my own movie against me. 179 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,391 Let's hear it for the boy. 180 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,592 Please step out of the car. 181 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,594 Oh, i believe you about the taillight. 182 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:01,929 Out of the car! Okay. 183 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,931 I'm sorry, but i have to place you under arrest. 184 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,332 Wait, what?! 185 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,767 A car registered to you 186 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,269 has accumulated 18 unpaid parking violations... 187 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,704 All on campus drive. 188 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,048 Oh, my god, those are my daughter's tickets! 189 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,674 He's got an answer for everything. 190 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,576 I got to take you down to the station house. 191 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:16,944 You can ride up front with me. 192 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,779 Seriously, can't i just pay you for them now?! 193 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,414 At the station house, sir. 194 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,858 Can we at least not drive by middle earth comics 195 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,584 and trampoline world?! 196 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:26,053 People look up to me in this town! 197 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,788 [ Door opens ] 198 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:28,956 [ Police radio chatter ] 199 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,963 No, honey, Luke's fine. 200 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,636 Claire: And they won't take a credit card? 201 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,933 No, it's $1,600, cash only. 202 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,469 But, honey, it's Sunday. 203 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,946 I can only get a few hundred bucks from the atm. 204 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,772 Sir, your time's up. 205 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,874 Honey, just use the emergency cash, okay? 206 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,476 Tick-tock. Uh, b-but, Phil... 207 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,710 Got to go! No, honey... 208 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,312 I forgot the hiding place! Phil? 209 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,582 Phil has $1,000 hidden in the house, 210 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,917 and he's made up a crazy mnemonic device 211 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,719 to remember the location, 212 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,822 which he changes every month to stay ahead of the bad guys. 213 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,925 What bad guys? 214 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:08,662 "Loot" rhymes with "coot," which takes us to... 215 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,599 This picture of your grandfather. 216 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,101 "Moola" sounds like "coola." 217 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,469 Not a word. 218 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:18,606 Money is in the air-conditioning vent. 219 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,152 This will all be over soon, buddy. 220 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,478 Just give me one last smile! 221 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,146 You too. 222 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,824 Mom's already on her way with the money, okay? Don't worry! 223 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,483 Oh, my god, i don't want to go in there! 224 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,651 You're going in here. 225 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,952 I don't want to go in here! 226 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,121 Okay. This is where Sophie works. 227 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,689 She's the one in the hat. 228 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,758 Copy that. Tracy works upstairs. 229 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,135 We'll meet in the food court in 30 minutes. Sound like a plan? 230 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,970 A plan, not sure if it's a finger-drumming plan. 231 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,496 Get in there. 232 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,165 Two of my students, Tracy and Sophie, bffs, 233 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,502 were planning on having a joint sweet 16 together 234 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:51,471 until they got in a fight over a boy, Rodney. 235 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,441 Now Tracy is planning on having her own party 236 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,643 at the carriage house. 237 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,144 Our venue, our date. 238 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,813 So, our solution... Talk to them, patch things up 239 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,149 so that they have their party together again 240 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,651 at the original location. 241 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,152 Friends fighting over a boy... 242 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,987 Something we know a thing or two about. 243 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,523 Of course, usually it's gay men, not teenage girls, 244 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,059 so we will have to adjust our approach just a... not at all. 245 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,461 I don't know. 246 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,829 Mm, mm. 247 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:16,997 Uh, may i help you? 248 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,799 Mm, yeah, uh, Sophie. 249 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,701 Um, I'm looking for something for my niece. 250 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,469 She's been really bummed out lately... 251 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,705 Fight with her best friend... So I'm just... 252 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,139 I'm trying to cheer her up. 253 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,975 That's so nice. 254 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,586 Yeah, she's always saying to me, "uncle Mitch, you're so cool. 255 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,978 "You're so rad. 256 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,556 I'm so glad i talk to you about my problems." 257 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,682 You know, i just... I really get kids that age. 258 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,650 You know, she's... She's almost 16, so... 259 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,886 I'm almost 16. 260 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,588 Crazy. 261 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,990 Tracy? 262 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,858 Tracy McCoy? 263 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,526 Mr. Tucker, hi. 264 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,829 I didn't know you were old enough to have a job. 265 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,664 I didn't have a job until i was 16. 266 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,099 Well, I'm almost 16, so... 267 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,667 Crazy! 268 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,102 Oh, my gosh, i remember back then. 269 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,904 My friends and i had so much fun, 270 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,238 well, when we weren't arguing 271 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:02,743 about silly things like parties and... 272 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,181 Okay, that's a lot of mirror looking, 273 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,217 and that's me saying that. 274 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,620 Good, good. 275 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,954 Nice cruising speed. 276 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,222 Oh, look, there's that jogger. 277 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,757 Now we're in the lead. 278 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,092 Can we put the brakes on the sarcasm? 279 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,227 They're worn out. [ Sighs ] 280 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,095 [ Cellphone ringing ] Hey, mom. 281 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,731 Haley, listen to me. 282 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,966 You did not pay a bunch of parking tickets, 283 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,935 and now your father is in jail. 284 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,569 And i have to go bail him out 285 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,938 just as soon as i can get my hands 286 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,573 on a giant pile of cash. 287 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,609 Cash... ash! 288 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,577 Oh! Oh, god. 289 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,947 Oh! That was furry! 290 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,581 You are in so much trouble. 291 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,116 Oh, don't you think i know that?! 292 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,652 What am i gonna do?! 293 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,253 You're going to get what you deserve. 294 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,956 A parking violation is second only to a moving violation, 295 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,591 which is grounds for the loss of a driving privilege. 296 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,226 Privilege, not a right. 297 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,728 Oh, my god, shut up! 298 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,972 This is why mom pays me to drive with you! 299 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,264 What? 300 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,975 Where do you think she's calling me from... 301 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,267 The closet and blinds union? 302 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,969 Why would closet workers and blind people 303 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,112 even have a union together?! 304 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,604 Think! 305 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:05,806 [ Sighs ] 306 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,607 Excuse me, waiter. 307 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,643 Could you please tell me about the surf and turf? 308 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,244 Mr. lobster says... 309 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,656 [ High-pitched voice ] "It's terrible!" 310 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,147 While Mr. cow goes... 311 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,683 [ Deep voice ] "Yeah, 312 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,126 i think you should probably just have the pasta." 313 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,618 Dada. 314 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,821 [ Normal voice ] No, no, no, little man. 315 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,757 That's your dada right there with the drinky. 316 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:24,992 Over-explaining. 317 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,960 Don't feel bad. He's just making sounds. 318 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,129 He may not even know what the "d" word means. 319 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,798 I'm fine. He's 1. 320 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,667 I've watched him pee into his own face and smile. 321 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,268 Aww. 322 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,871 Hola, mi amor. 323 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:38,972 I wanted to talk to you. 324 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,340 What are you doing? 325 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,143 I decided to top Amy's little "forgotten coat" trick 326 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,812 with a romantic gesture of my own. 327 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,879 You see... 328 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,981 Yes, about Amy... 329 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,850 I know that i don't know her, 330 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,053 but she seems like some of those girls that you have liked, 331 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,722 but they haven't always... 332 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,056 You may not know her, but i do. 333 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,324 I went on her Facebook page, 334 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,992 and i put one of her favorite things 335 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,660 in each of the pockets of her coat. 336 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,662 So when she reaches inside... 337 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,965 She'll find a small box of Dutch chocolates. 338 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,166 Sweet, but... 339 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,835 Raspberry rhapsody lip gloss, anyone? 340 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,203 My favorite, but i still wonder... 341 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,639 Hello, heavenly soak bath salts. 342 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,241 What next will she find?! 343 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,343 Only a Lily of the valley scented candle. 344 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,811 I love it! 345 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,014 Oh, i wish she had more pockets! 346 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:24,317 "Bucks" rhymes with "nyuks"... 347 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,920 Three stooges. 348 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,355 Damn it! 349 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,725 "Wampum," "pom-pom"... 350 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,227 Cheerleading costume. 351 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,997 Come on. Oh, my god, really? 352 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,766 "Bank," "sank"... 353 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,736 Novelization of the movie "Titanic." 354 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,204 Then why do we keep that thing?! 355 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,207 [ Gasps ] Oh, Phil, of course! 356 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,277 Of course, because "dough" rhymes with... i don't care. 357 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,644 I don't care. 358 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,952 Hi, buddy. 359 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,788 Hmm? Ah. 360 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,923 Who am i? 361 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,224 Who am i? 362 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,725 Come on. 363 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,127 [ Clears throat ] 364 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,129 [ Deep voice ] He's your dad. 365 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,898 [ Clucking ] 366 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,408 [ High-pitched voice ] That's right. He's your dad. 367 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,267 [ Deep voice ] Hi, dad. [ Clucking ] Hi, dad. 368 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,378 [ Normal voice ] You can do it. 369 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,137 Come on, say, "dad." 370 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,106 Come on. 371 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,941 Come on! 372 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,110 [ Crying ] Andy! 373 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,145 Hey. How'd it go with Sophie? 374 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,881 I did my best, but i don't think she's ready to forgive. 375 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,049 Oh, damn it. 376 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,417 I know. We're screwed. 377 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,252 Yeah, thanks a lot, Sophie. 378 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,255 Well, Tracy really was out of line. 379 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,957 Was she? Yeah. 380 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,659 Or was Sophie, per usual, being a big drama queen? 381 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,794 Drama queen? 382 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,062 No, Tracy was spreading rumors 383 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,931 that Sophie's boyfriend was still into Maya. 384 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,098 They weren't rumors. 385 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,934 She heard it directly from someone 386 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,469 who saw Maya and Rodney holding hands at the pier. 387 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,005 Cam, who? Dana! 388 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,107 Yeah, like she can be trusted. 389 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,109 This is Aidan all over again. 390 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,177 [ Cellphone ringing ] 391 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,146 Mitchell, it's from Tracy. 392 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,814 "Mr. Tucker, thank you. 393 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,015 "Talked to Sophie. 394 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,250 Party's back on." 395 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,784 Are you kidding me? 396 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,095 Oh, my gosh, you're an evil genius! 397 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,855 You are! You know what? 398 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,966 I give Tracy a lot of credit for admitting she was wrong. I do. 399 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,300 Yeah, even though it was Sophie's fault. 400 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,359 [ Cellphone ringing ] 401 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,294 No! Hmm? What? 402 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,296 They're still using our venue! 403 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,465 No! Are you kidding me?! 404 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,134 This is so frustrating! Really? 405 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,769 Are you sure that's how you feel, 406 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,047 or do you need a little more time to think about it? 407 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,473 Sounds like you're trying to make a point there. 408 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,842 Wow, I'm surprised you picked up on that so quick. 409 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,153 Yeah, you're definitely dancing around something. 410 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,879 I feel like it's speed-related. 411 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,447 Yeah, we lost the carriage house because you, true to form, 412 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,049 couldn't make a timely decision. 413 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,885 We were out of the room for two second... 414 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,358 What is this "true to form" business? 415 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,787 28 richdale road. 416 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,155 Oh, my god, are you kidding me? 417 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,991 You hemmed and hawed over our dream house, 418 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,193 and now somebody else is eating breakfast in our nook! 419 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,328 I needed the weekend! I never saw myself in a ranch! 420 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,829 And what about las Vegas 421 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,140 when you couldn't quite commit to the show? 422 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,466 No. No, no, don't. No, no, no, it's fine. 423 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,902 We'll see them next time, 424 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,370 just as soon as that tiger un-eats Roy. 425 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,480 I love the sign! 426 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,082 Uh, I'm not sure. 427 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,751 First, i thought just a little accent of color 428 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,387 was all it needed, but now I'm thinking balloons. 429 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,357 Jay, what do you like better... The accent or the balloons? 430 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,826 I've been asking myself that since i met you. 431 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,894 Ay! [ Chuckles ] 432 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,429 Can i just say, 433 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,998 i want this type of playful banter in my relationship. 434 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,499 Long as you say it someplace else. 435 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,268 [ Laughs ] Good one. 436 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,379 What are you doing? They're gonna be here any moment. 437 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,205 I've been combing through Manny's yearbook. 438 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,241 I found a few girls he might have a shot with. 439 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,419 Happen to know what Lisa nagel's like from the neck down? 440 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,278 I didn't tell him what you told me to say. 441 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,080 What? Why? 442 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,283 Because he told me what he's going to do when Amy comes here, 443 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,952 and it's beautiful. 444 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,454 I think he has a better chance than you think. 445 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,022 He knows how to talk to girls. 446 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,958 He knows how to talk to a girl... you. 447 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,093 I hope you have a recent picture of his heart. 448 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,428 You're gonna need it putting the pieces back together. 449 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,596 [ Doorbell rings ] 450 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,099 I'll get it! 451 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,301 Hey, mandrake. Oh. 452 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,970 Hi, Phil. I heard about jail. 453 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,071 How are you doing? 454 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,939 It was rough. 455 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,474 Stayed in that cold cell 456 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,252 a lot longer than i needed to thanks to my lovely... 457 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,643 Your system is ridiculous, Phil. 458 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,045 Quite simple, actually! 459 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,880 "Cheddah" rhymes with "hedda." 460 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,149 Where do you rest your head on? Your pilla! 461 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,285 Help me out, buddy. I have no buddy. 462 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,486 But... Luke? 463 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,588 [ Doorbell rings ] Manny: I'll get it! 464 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,592 Oh. 465 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,635 Would you please just let it go? 466 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,295 I did let it go immediately. 467 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,098 You're the one who hesitated, like you do with everything. 468 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,300 The whole way here. 469 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,135 Dad, before you get mad, I'm... 470 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,937 Oh, we passed "before i get mad" hours ago 471 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,140 when i was sitting in solitary for your crime! 472 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,642 It was only solitary because no one else was in there. 473 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,944 You paid Haley to take me driving? 474 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,013 Uh... That's right. 475 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,414 Haley told me everything! 476 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,615 You made up a fake union 477 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:49,582 just so you wouldn't have to be with me?! 478 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,151 Alex, i am so sorry. 479 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,452 Haley, i trusted you. 480 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,654 Good luck trusting anyone in this family, 481 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,523 especially dad. 482 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,192 Usually when i drag you kicking and screaming to something, 483 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,327 you thank me afterwards. 484 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,461 This time, i was wrong. 485 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,595 What did he do? 486 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,197 He lied me into a dance class. 487 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,965 Luke, i am so sorry. 488 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,101 Haley, you are in so much trouble! 489 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,269 So much trouble! 490 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,038 Stop trying to make this her fault! 491 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,972 What kind of parents lie to their kids?! 492 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,283 Yeah, what kind of lesson is that to teach all of this? 493 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,651 Yeah, seriously, sometimes i want... 494 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,311 Hey, neither one of you knows the whole story. 495 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,446 Ah, please. 496 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,114 Let me tell them the truth. 497 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,650 Alex, the real reason 498 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,485 mom doesn't want to teach you to drive 499 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,163 is because she doesn't want you getting your license. 500 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,022 What? Think about it. 501 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,159 Mom driving you around is kind of her favorite time with you. 502 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,494 It's the only place where your nose isn't buried in a book 503 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,196 and she can actually talk to you. 504 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,365 Sure, you're getting your license, 505 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,500 but she's losing her little girl. 506 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,069 Mom, is that true? 507 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,171 Come here. 508 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,374 And the only reason dad lied to you is... 509 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,177 [ Sighs ] Should i tell him, dad? 510 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,645 Fine. 511 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,714 Dad was a huge nerd in college. 512 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,185 He asked mom out like 10 times, and she always said no. 513 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,653 Finally, he said, "I'll never bug you again 514 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,689 if you do one thing." Just one. 515 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,557 "Dance with me." Just dance. 516 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,393 He spun her around on the floor 517 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,161 and expressed himself with his body 518 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,430 in a way he never could with words. 519 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,099 That's beautiful. 520 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,701 Mom finally saw the dad that we all know and love. 521 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,403 And you wanted to give that to me? 522 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,037 Come here. 523 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,172 [ Both grunt ] 524 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,573 [ Both chuckle ] 525 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,009 Everybody, come for cake! 526 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,278 We can discuss my punishment later. 527 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,446 Yeah. 528 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,748 Did she learn that from us? 529 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,551 That can't be taught. It is a gift. 530 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,120 Manny: Yeah, she's still doing it, 531 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,621 following me around all moony-eyed. 532 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,289 She just won't get the message. 533 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,291 But on the bright side, Amy's on her way over. 534 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,426 We need to talk. 535 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,693 [ Sighs ] Got to go, Reuben. 536 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,061 [ Beep ] [ Sighs ] 537 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,472 What's up? It's about your love life. 538 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,597 A lot of people here, Jay. 539 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,466 Consider it an intervention. 540 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,369 Now, this whole Amy thing is going nowhere, 541 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,105 but it sounds like you have a girl that really likes you. 542 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,141 Now, i know it's not everything you want. 543 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,718 M-maybe she's a little thick in the middle. 544 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,210 I don't know. 545 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,645 But why don't you give her a try? 546 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,581 So you think that's the girl i should go for? 547 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,150 She's obviously crazy about you. 548 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,218 I mean, what else do you even know about her? 549 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,320 Hi, Manny. 550 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,456 Well, she's 6 and related to me. 551 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,757 Shall i go on? 552 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,724 Okay, that explains all the outfits 553 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,725 she rejected this morning. 554 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,161 The point remains. 555 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,062 You could lower your sights a little. 556 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,306 Good, we're still talking about this. 557 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,765 Gloria: Ay, leave him alone. 558 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,468 When Amy comes, she's going to love her coat surprise. 559 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,069 Who's Amy? 560 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,413 This girl Jay doesn't think is into me, 561 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,605 but she left her coat here. 562 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,815 Why else would a person do that? 563 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,741 By that logic, i love Denny's. 564 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,477 Even if she's not into me right away, 565 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,779 isn't it possible she could fall for me over time? 566 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,614 No, there's a thing called chemistry. 567 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,349 People know right away. 568 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,750 Not necessarily. 569 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,320 I didn't know immediately that i liked you. 570 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,597 Well, maybe not the first minute. 571 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,822 One month. 572 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,191 A month? Yikes. 573 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,492 I'm with Manny. 574 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,769 Some people can trust their instincts 575 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,195 and leap in with both feet. 576 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,662 Others need to take their time. 577 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,531 Okay, what cam is so subtly implying 578 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,300 is that he knew instantly with me 579 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,168 while i, as usual, took my sweet time. 580 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,337 Well, guess what. I knew instantly with you. 581 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,638 How about that? 582 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,473 Actually, i didn't. Okay, well, yes, 583 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,850 if you count that one disastrous brunch, then... 584 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,443 Two months. Jay: Two months?! 585 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,711 Mm-hmm. Yikes! 586 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,279 Well, I'm in the Jay camp. 587 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,814 When you meet the right person, bang! 588 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,683 That's what happened with... How long? 589 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,051 Uh... Six months? 590 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,620 Six months... yikes. 591 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,457 But you were preg... tically engaged to me by then. 592 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,658 Mm, nice save, dad. 593 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:19,859 Wait a minute. 594 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,294 I thought you fell in love with him 595 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,329 after he danced with you. 596 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,830 And that was six months in. 597 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,841 Why did it take you so long to dance with me, Phil? 598 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,166 I don't know, Claire. 599 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,644 You'd think i would've gotten to it by then 600 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,403 since we lived together. I'm sorry. 601 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,215 I've been berating you about dragging your feet, and... 602 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,308 And when it comes to us, I'm even more hesitate-y than... 603 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,386 No, no, this is great because that makes our real anniversary 604 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,078 two months later when we were both sure. 605 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,656 We can still book the carriage house for our wedding. 606 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,081 Oh, my gosh, are you calling them? 607 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,216 Yes! Yes! 608 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,251 Although, i-i am... 609 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,652 Call them. Okay. 610 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,663 So, you were living with this guy the whole time... 611 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,322 Oh, uh... Mm... 612 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,823 Joe: Jay! Aww, how cute! 613 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,425 He wants cake! 614 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,536 No, no, listen, listen, listen! 615 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,661 What's he saying? 616 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,663 Jay. Jay! 617 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,830 He's saying, "Jay"! 618 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,532 He knows me! 619 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,735 And that "j" word, that's harder to say than "dada"! 620 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,671 He's a genius. Come here. 621 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,939 [ Doorbell rings ] [ Gasps ] 622 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,108 She's here! 623 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,877 This is it, Manny! 624 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,445 Phil: Go get her, buddy! 625 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,846 Hey, hey, hey, listen, kid. 626 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,458 Y-you might've been right about some people 627 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,784 needing a little more time before they come around. 628 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,452 I mean, look at peanut here. 629 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,120 Good luck, Manny. 630 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,189 Thanks, Jay. 631 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,459 So, it took you six months, huh, Phil? 632 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,961 I can do six months. 633 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,298 [ Singsong voice ] I'll be here! 634 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,799 I'm not loving this. Mnh-mnh. 635 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,743 His door is still closed. 636 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,578 What is he doing in there? 637 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,323 I think we both know what he's doing in there. 638 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,648 He's been at it for hours. 639 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,317 That's how i was at his age. 640 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,427 He's gonna wear himself out. 641 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,485 You should talk to him. 642 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,421 I don't want to embarrass him. 643 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,289 So, knock first. Maybe you're right. 644 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,625 I don't want him doing it wrong and getting hurt. 645 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,393 Luke? 646 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,729 I'm coming in. 647 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,332 Hey, man. Buddy! 648 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,799 Dad?! Get out of here! 649 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,336 Don't be embarrassed, son. It's perfectly natural! 650 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,904 Get out!