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Okay, everybody.
Cake time!

2
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Thank god.
I really have to study.

3
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Oh, sweetheart, can't you just
take a minute to enjoy it?

4
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It's your birthday.

5
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You put too much pressure
on yourself.

6
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I remember my sweet 16.
I wanted a theme party.

7
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"Moonstruck" had just come out,
but i hadn't, so...

8
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No stories,
no time... s.A.T.S.

9
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Here we go, everybody.

10
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Together: * ha...
Wait, wait.
We all know why we're here.

11
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Ay, honey,
you missed one...
i know!

12
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I know i missed one!
I'm not an idiot!
Whoa.

13
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There! Happy?!

14
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Whoa.
You're being a little...
obstreperous?!

15
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Recalcitrant?! Truculent?!

16
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I was gonna say
"cray-cray."

17
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Alex, sweet...
I really need to focus!

18
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There is a 16-year-old
science prodigy

19
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studying cancer research
at Johns Hopkins!

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16! What am i doing?!
I'm eating cake!

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Hey.
No, no, no.

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Cake! Cake! Cake!

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Captions by vitac...

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Captioning provided by
20th century fox television
and abc, inc.

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And brought to you by Ford.
Drive one.

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***

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Alex might be a little bit
fragile after last night,

28
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so let's try to be sensitive.

29
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Oh, believe me...
I am going to be

30
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nothing but nice
to Alex from now on.

31
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If she snaps
and goes on a rampage,

32
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who do you think
she's coming for first?

33
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She's not going on a rampage.

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I bet she'd let me live.
She likes me.

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I'm just gonna say it...
I never trusted her.

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Oh, everybody just be normal.

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We're gonna treat her
exactly the way we usually do.

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Claire:
And there she is!
Phil: Hey-oh!

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Hi, pretty girl.
How'd you sleep?

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Fine.
Your hair
looks super-soft, al.

41
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And is that
a great new sweater? Love!

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Dad, can you hand me
the butter knife?

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Together: No!

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Haley, Luke, upstairs, please.

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Thank you.

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Thanks.

47
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So, about my meltdown.

48
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Who?
What meltdown?

49
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I want to see a therapist.
I did some research.

50
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Dr. Gregory Clark...
Highly recommended,

51
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specializes in teenagers,
and is covered by our insurance.

52
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I booked a double session
with him today.

53
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And since you guys
have the open house,

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i will be taking the bus.

55
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Okay.
That sounds good.

56
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She's like
a self-cleaning oven.

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Hey!
Hey.

58
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Check it out.

59
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I'm rockin' the old school
for the open house today.

60
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I'm gonna put
the "fizz" back in "phys ed."

61
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I love it... all of it.

62
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Really?
Yeah.

63
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Because i want to make
a good impression today.

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I want to be the teacher all
the parents are talking about.

65
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Well, that explains the socks.

66
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What?
Huh?

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There's a caste system
at school...

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Academic teachers at the top,
gym teachers at the bottom.

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It's offensive
and disrespectful.

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They treat us
like we're lunch ladies.

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Hey, there, neighbor.

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Oh, hey.

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It's Asher, right?
Yeah.

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Um, i just wanted
to let you know...

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I think there might be something
wrong with your air conditioner.
Oh, really?

76
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Yeah, i mean, it just seems
to be running a lot,

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even when it's, uh,
kind of cool outside.

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Oh. No, no.

79
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Um, my partner
runs a little hot.

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[ Chuckles ]
Not as hot as our planet.

81
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Sorry.
I don't mean to be that guy.

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It's just, um,
we're all in this together.

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Yeah, i drive a prius, so...

84
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And that's
a nice little gesture.

85
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My car runs
on reclaimed cooking oil.

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I have some literature,
if you want it.

87
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That's okay.
Save the paper.

88
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I haven't printed anything
since 2004.

89
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I was gonna e-mail you.
On your
power-hungry computer?

90
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My entire house
is solar-powered.

91
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I sell energy back to the grid

92
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and use that money
to save polar bears.

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I'm an environmental lawyer, so,
you know, I'm pretty green.

94
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Mm. So is your lawn.

95
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I went drought-tolerant...

96
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Succulents, indigenous plants,
rock garden.

97
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My other daddy says your yard
looks like a litter box.

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She's a cute kid.

99
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I remember when she was
in disposable diapers.

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Are you ready?

101
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Yeah.

102
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Why do you look like that
when i look like this?

103
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My friends say
it's because of your money.

104
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No, I'm just saying
why is she all dressed up

105
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for a school open house?

106
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I want to impress Manny's
history teacher.

107
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I want Manny to go
to Washington, D.C.

108
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Yeah, junior congress.

109
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Only one kid in the whole grade
gets picked to go.

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I think i can make a difference.

111
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Regular congress
can't even make a difference.

112
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Don't worry, Manny.
I have it covered.

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You just go and enjoy your date.

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I have a date.
It's no big deal.

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D-don't make
a whole thing about it.

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What did i do with my car keys?

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I mean, we're just friends now,
but i have a good feeling.

118
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I know...
don't get ahead of myself.
Every time i put them down.

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What is her name?
Either Zoe or Piper.

120
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How can you be going on a date
and you don't know her name?

121
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This is where
it gets interesting.
I seriously doubt that.

122
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A few days ago, we almost
let a girl come between us.

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Who is she?
The new girl.

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[ Chuckles ]
She's pretty.
Super-pretty.

125
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Dibs.

126
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What?!
N-no. You can't call dibs.

127
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She's a human being with
feelings, not the front seat.

128
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Manny:
Then a miracle happened.

129
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Luke: Twins...
Each as pretty as the other.

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[ Both laugh ]

131
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It's funny...
Luke and i don't usually go

132
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for the same kind of girl.

133
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Yeah. I like to describe
my type as "gettable."

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What are you doing, Tucker?

135
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Oh, hey, principal brown.

136
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Do you know how other teachers
drone on and on

137
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to parents
with their boring lectures?

138
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Well, i thought
i would go another way.

139
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Oh. Well, i don't like
the sound of that at all.

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I think you will.

141
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I'm gonna spice things up

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with a spirited game
of dodgeball.

143
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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

144
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Okay,
before you say "no"...
I already said "no."

145
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let me show you
my whole bit.
Uh-huh.

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Howdy, folks.

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My name's Tucker.

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I'm the sheriff
of dodge... Ball.

149
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Oh.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh."

150
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And then...
No. No "then." No.

151
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Have you seen the shape
some of these folks are in?

152
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We don't need a parent
dropping dead in here.

153
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Look,
this is the "dolphin den."

154
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I am not renaming it

155
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the Harvey k. Mandelbaum
memorial gym.

156
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But i was gonna divide everybody
up into the Hatfield and mccoys.

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Just no dodgeball.

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Hello, Mr. ingram.

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I am Gloria delgado-pritchett,
Manny's mother.

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Yes, of course.

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I just wanted
to thank you so much.

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He thinks the world of you.

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You know, as a child
of an immigrant,

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he can look at the world
with such a fresh perspective.

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And talking about fresh,
i brought you some empanadas.

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Subtle.

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Hey, Phil.
Where's Claire?

168
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Oh, she's going
to Alex's classes.

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I'm doing Luke's.
I'm surprised to see you here.

170
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Isn't your team
playing today?
Yeah. Gloria made me come.

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I think I'm recording the game,

172
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but, you know,
you can never know.

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The last time,
i got six hours of bravo.

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And who knows?

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Maybe Manny's going to be
the first latino president.

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[ Laughs ]
Hello, Mr. ingram.

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00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,598
Dr. Donna Duncan,
Wesley's mom.

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Just brought you
a little thank-you

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for being his
absolute favorite teacher ever.

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Those cupcakes
are so white.
Thank you.

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Dr. Donna Duncan.
I'm Gloria.

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We've met several times.

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Oh, of course.

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Mario's mom.
Manny.

185
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And how is he
fitting in now? Better?

186
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Anyway...

187
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Here she is.

188
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You brought a flask
to an open house?

189
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You want some? It's scotch.
No. Put it away.

190
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Don't be such a goody-goody.

191
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Taste it.
It's older than you are.

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I don't want any scotch.
Well, just smell it.

193
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Fine.
Mr. Dunphy,
is that a flask?

194
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No. It is. It i...

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Uh, i was... it's his.
No, it's not.

196
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For the record, no alcohol
is allowed on school premises.

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For god's sake, Phil,
it's 2:00 in the afternoon.

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So, Alex,
tell me why you're here.

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I had a little meltdown
last night,

200
00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,793
and I'm afraid
it'll happen again

201
00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,004
but, this time, in the middle
of the s.A.T.S or something.

202
00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,663
Why do you think
you melted down?

203
00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,098
I'm stressed.

204
00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,265
It's my junior year.

205
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Part of me feels like

206
00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,769
the limbic system
in my brain's a bit off.

207
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That's a thing, right?
I did some research.

208
00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,808
You know i charge the same
even if you diagnose yourself?

209
00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,409
I'm just trying
to move this along.

210
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I have a lot to do.
Well, uh,
this is a process.

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You know,
it takes some time.
[ Sighs ]

212
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What...
What are you thinking?

213
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Nothing.
No, no.
Go ahead. Tell me.

214
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That maybe
you're not up for this.

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I mean, no offense.

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You're just a lot older
than you look on your website.
Oh.

217
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Did you even have s.A.T.S

218
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when you were in high school
or Asian kids?

219
00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,830
Oh, no.
No, no, no.

220
00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,865
But there were other things
i worried about...

221
00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,868
Spanish inquisition, sailing
off the edge of the world,

222
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learning how to understand fire.

223
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Sorry.

224
00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,006
You mind
if we try something?
What?

225
00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,008
Just do me a favor.
[ Clears throat ]

226
00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,376
Take a deep breath.

227
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[ Both breathe deeply ]

228
00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,515
Great.

229
00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,116
Now...
What's on your mind?

230
00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,119
Well...

231
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,487
I just remembered that i forgot

232
00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,989
to charge my computer
before i left

233
00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,000
and that i have to get
new index cards before Monday.

234
00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,702
Hopefully they don't run out
of the blue ones,

235
00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,704
because, for some reason,
those help me study better.

236
00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,205
Maybe it's because
they're easier to read

237
00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,031
or maybe my prescription's
getting worse.

238
00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,976
I should probably make an
appointment with the eye doctor.

239
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,535
Also, should i get a job
this summer

240
00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,513
or would an internship
look better on my application?

241
00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,649
And what is up with Hillary?
Is she going to run or not?

242
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I mean, i feel like
she'd totally understand

243
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the feeling
of being overwhelmed,

244
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but also like you're not
doing enough at the same time.

245
00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,581
Wow.

246
00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,052
Hey, Nina,
how's Sanjay?
Oh, great. Thanks.

247
00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,997
He's just dealing
with the s.A.T.S and the a.C.T.S

248
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,823
and that
merit scholarship application

249
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,024
everyone's so stressed about.

250
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,392
What...
What application?

251
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,995
Let's begin by talking
about the a.P. Physics test,

252
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,063
which, as you know,
takes place on...

253
00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,666
Together: May 21st.

254
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,834
With Luke and Haley,

255
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,936
I'm on top of everything
because they aren't.

256
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,871
But Alex is so self-sufficient,

257
00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,373
i just sort of put it
in cruise control.

258
00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,175
I've fallen asleep at the wheel,

259
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,845
and now my little genius
is covered in cake.

260
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,181
Now, a list of practice tests
i recommend

261
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:12,185
the students take before then...
3a, 4c, 12a through "f,"

262
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:20,219
18d, 19a, 23c, 24g, 25h, 26a...

263
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,262
Meanwhile, a great artist
like Bob Dylan

264
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,564
would get voted off
in the first round, which...

265
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:27,701
[ laughs ] If you wet the end,
it will stick to his face.

266
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,203
You're a genius.
Piper, that's rude.

267
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:34,107
You know, Manny, in chorus,
we sing "blowin' in the wind."

268
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,476
Now that's blowin'
in the wind. [ Laughs ]

269
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,711
You're funny, Luke.

270
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,613
Manny and i need
to use the restroom.

271
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,081
We do?

272
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,085
You've got to switch with me.

273
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,787
What?
No, we can't do that.

274
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,722
They're twins.
They'll never notice.

275
00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,958
You realize
we're not twins, right?

276
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,126
[ Horn honks ]

277
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,495
Special Dollhouse delivery
for Lily!

278
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:56,764
It's here, it's here!

279
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,265
I think you're going to love it.

280
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,610
I spent so many hours playing
with this when i was your age.

281
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,802
Yeah, me too.

282
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,012
Hey, quick, turn off your car.

283
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,504
Why?
It's in park, i think.

284
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,306
[ Sighs ]
I have a judgey green neighbor.

285
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,008
He had the nerve
to come over here

286
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,285
and tell me
that I'm not green enough.

287
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,078
Shut up!
You're super-green.

288
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,580
Thank you. I'm...
I'm recycling a Dollhouse.

289
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,348
I even recycled a child.

290
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,150
Didn't you win
some award?
Yes, yes.

291
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,987
The state bar association award
for sustained excellence

292
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,998
in the field of environmental...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the one.

293
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,132
Law.
There was one word left.

294
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,491
You didn't have to cut me off.

295
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,159
Dollhouse, please.

296
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,427
Okay.
Yeah, in a minute.

297
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,196
[ Gasps ] You know
what you should do?
Hmm?

298
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,764
March right over there

299
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,133
and wave that trophy
in his stupid eco face.

300
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,201
No. You think?

301
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,136
Yes. Those people
are so annoying.

302
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,604
There's this girl at my school

303
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,207
who was all over me about my
boots 'cause they're leather.

304
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,976
Meanwhile, she's wearing crocs,
like those aren't endangered.

305
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,945
You know what?
I am gonna do that.

306
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,114
Show him to out-green me.

307
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,016
Okay. Oh, no.
Oh, no.

308
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,493
All right, those are blowing
into his yard.

309
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,395
That is... okay, that's
definitely gonna hurt my case.

310
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,620
Uh, you pick these up.

311
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,131
I'm gonna go get the trophy.
Lily, help her.

312
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,858
I heard
that "recycled child" comment.

313
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,895
Thanks to your little flask,

314
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,031
now the teacher thinks
I'm a burnout.

315
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,165
Football game.

316
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,067
Football game!

317
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,668
What are you doing?
You can do this now.

318
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,346
I saw it in a commercial.
Not with that phone.

319
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,139
You might as well say it
into your wallet.

320
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,649
Come on.
We're gonna be late for math.

321
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,019
I'm not going
to any more boring classes.
You're just gonna cut?

322
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,846
No, I'm just not gonna go
because I'm in my 60s.

323
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,848
Teacher's lounge.

324
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,150
They got a TV in here.

325
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,660
We can't go
in the teacher's lounge.
Why not?

326
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,154
Um, it's for teachers only.
You're a teacher.

327
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,057
Right now, you're teaching me
how to be a little bitch.

328
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,925
Jay, don't. Jay.

329
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,426
Jay!

330
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,531
So, when do you think
you'll be making your decision?

331
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,600
Oh, sometime
in the next week or so.

332
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,370
Oh, take your time.
It would be rude to rush you.

333
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,172
Not as rude
as interrupting two people

334
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,415
in the middle of a conversation.

335
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,008
Well, actually, I'll go.

336
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,210
I'm gonna go grab some coffee.

337
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,380
Good idea because those cupcakes
look very dry.

338
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,949
Okay.
This is unbelievable.

339
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,285
They just gave me four books
on applying to top colleges.

340
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,020
When am i gonna have time
to read all this?

341
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,288
[ Gasps ] Oh.

342
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,223
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry.

343
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,026
I didn't see you there.
[ Laughing ] Come on, girls.

344
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,128
Oh, she's so mean.

345
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,063
Everybody sees me.
Who was that?

346
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,698
Dr. dooda dada.

347
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,700
She thinks
that she can flirt her son

348
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,137
all the way to Washington,
but I'm gonna take her down.

349
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,140
I would love to chat,
but i got to get to a.P. Calc.
Okay.

350
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,443
Physical education is a critical
part of every school day.

351
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,146
As we develop the mind,
so we must the body.

352
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,616
This begins with good nutrition,
uh, physical activity,

353
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,152
sportsmanship, and attention
to personal hygiene.

354
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,154
No, please, please,
please don't go.

355
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,489
I know this is boring,
but this isn't my idea.

356
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,259
I wanted to play a spirited game
of dodgeball, but...

357
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,962
That sounds fun.
I'll play dodgeball.

358
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,097
I'll play, too.

359
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,574
Anything's got
to be better than this.

360
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,900
Oh, well, you know what?

361
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,069
We're really not supposed to,
but you know what?

362
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,604
Hey, guys, listen to this.
My name's cam.

363
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:55,142
I'm the sheriff
of dodge... Ball.

364
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,444
[ Chuckles ] Okay, you guys
are the hatfields.

365
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,912
You are the mccoys.

366
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,289
Mr. mandelbaum,
I'd like you to stay seated.

367
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,849
You're gonna be our referee.

368
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,851
All right, everybody,
let's dodgeball!

369
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:04,985
[ Whistle blows ]

370
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,154
Dodgeball was a smash.

371
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,923
Dr. Donna and Gloria
were like two assassins

372
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,192
just picking off their victims
one by one.

373
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,393
[ Whistle blowing ]

374
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,498
Okay, last two dodgeballers.

375
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,100
Are you ready?

376
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,101
Yes.

377
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,936
Are you ready?

378
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,138
Yes!

379
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,639
Oh, I'm so sorry.

380
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,308
I'm going to kill you!

381
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,277
Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, don't!

382
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,678
[ Indistinct shouting ]

383
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,714
Ow! My eye!
I don't understand you!

384
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,820
So, you like theater,

385
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,565
and you just put
this fake thumb in our fries.

386
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,857
Yep.

387
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,001
I'm gonna go out on a limb here

388
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,526
and say we're
with the wrong people.

389
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,962
Let's just switch dates
and get this party started.

390
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,564
What?
We don't want to switch.

391
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,133
Yeah.
I'm not attracted to you.

392
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,135
And I'm not attracted to you.

393
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,503
Wait a minute.

394
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,247
We like all the same things,
but you don't think I'm cute?

395
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,240
I've got a thing for Latin men.

396
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,909
I like 'em dumb.

397
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,644
Ugh. Well,
that's just offensive.
And shallow.

398
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,856
Just because we're guys doesn't
mean we don't have feelings.

399
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,049
Yeah.
I don't feel good about this.

400
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,384
It makes me feel...

401
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,819
Bad.

402
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,387
Come on, Luke.
Let's get out of here.

403
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,555
Our parents aren't home.

404
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,357
If you want,
we'll make out with you.

405
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,693
I'm not proud
of what happened next.

406
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,931
I am. [ Laughs ]

407
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,265
[ Knock on door ]

408
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,901
[ Sighs ]
He's not home.

409
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,736
How's the cleanup going?

410
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,272
Well, i think
i got most of them.
You've been at this a while.

411
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,174
How come you only have
like eight peanuts?

412
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,176
Instead of carrying them around,

413
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,545
i made a huge pile
right over th...

414
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,081
Again?!
Geez. They're everywhere.

415
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,083
Oh, god.
No! Bird!

416
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,517
Aah!
Oh, no!

417
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,119
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no!

418
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,687
Oh, no!
What is that smell?!

419
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,956
It smells like French fries!

420
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,924
It's biodiesel.
Can you plug it up?

421
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,626
Oh, what? With what?
Popcorn?
Oh, geez. Oh, god.

422
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,595
No!
My boots!
This is a disaster!

423
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,964
Save the seals!

424
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,798
What... what... what...
What the hell?

425
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,133
What did you do?

426
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,602
Uh, i won a green award.

427
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,071
That's what.

428
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,740
You think you can
get this thing to work?

429
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,085
Hey, you're supposed
to be the lookout.

430
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,220
What if somebody walks in?
Gee, they'll call
my parents.

431
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,613
Hey! Look!
You did it!

432
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,048
Yeah, it's not
that big of a deal.

433
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,616
Listen, I'm gonna
get back to class.

434
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,986
Before you go,
let me ask you a question.

435
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,154
How do you know how
to do all this stuff?

436
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,323
Back in high school,
i was in the a.V. Club.

437
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,958
We did all kinds
of crazy things.

438
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,060
One year, we hid
a microphone in the gym.

439
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,429
We could totally hear everything
that was going on at prom.

440
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,831
I used to make fun
of guys like you.

441
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,300
This is pretty cool.

442
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,602
Really?

443
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,470
You think this is cool...

444
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,472
Oh, yeah!

445
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,274
First down!
All right.

446
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,610
Best open house ever.

447
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,345
It's all gravy
when you're in the a.V.

448
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,914
Admit it... doesn't it feel good
to break a few rules,

449
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,025
take a walk on the wild side?

450
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,683
You're welcome.
No, you're welcome.

451
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,285
I'm the one
who set this whole thing up.

452
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,254
Let's just say
we make a good team.

453
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,922
To us.

454
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,290
There he goes.
There he goes.

455
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,691
Come on, come on!
Come on!

456
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,360
Come on!
Yeah!

457
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:08,001
I've been like this
for as long as i can remember.

458
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,169
Can you give me an example?

459
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,204
Well, when i was little,

460
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,473
i was in a spelling bee
at school

461
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,043
and i really wanted to win.

462
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,178
I don't know why.
There was no prize.

463
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,612
No one cared.

464
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,981
My parents
didn't even know i was in it.
[ Chuckles ]

465
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,351
I just felt
this weight on my shoulders,

466
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,686
like if i lost,
I'd... I don't know.

467
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,488
I just had to win.
And did you?

468
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,058
Yep. Know what
the winning word was?

469
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,559
Responsibility.

470
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,561
[ Chuckles ]

471
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,563
Is that what you feel?

472
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,832
A responsibility
to win all the time?

473
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,568
To always be the best?

474
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,036
That's one way to put it.

475
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:46,239
And this responsibility...
Where does it come from?

476
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,842
I'm not sure.
It's just... There.

477
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,978
So it's an internal pressure.

478
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,914
Yeah.

479
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,649
Kind of.

480
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,918
I mean, once
you start overachieving,

481
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,387
people expect things from you.

482
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,688
Like what people?

483
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,058
You know, the world...

484
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,661
Teachers, parents, other kids.

485
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,363
It's not all internal.

486
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,065
Don't get me wrong.

487
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,367
I like the way I'm wired.

488
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,569
It's what's going to get me
into a good school.

489
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,105
It's what makes me who i am.

490
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,707
And how is that...
Being who you are?

491
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,109
I don't know.

492
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,943
Mostly good.

493
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,679
A little exhausting.

494
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,116
Sometimes hard.

495
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,050
I guess there's your answer.

496
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,087
It's hard being me.

497
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,523
Tell me a little more
about your family.

498
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,725
They're pretty normal, i guess.

499
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,460
I'm not like any of them,

500
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,296
but that doesn't
really bother me.
Ever?

501
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:46,533
Only when they say things
like "Alex, you study too much"

502
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,637
or "don't freak out"
or "go do something fun."

503
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,139
So, your siblings...

504
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,774
They don't experience
the same pressures you do.

505
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,110
Oh, god, no.
They don't care about school.

506
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,311
Hmm.
Why do you think that is?

507
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,946
I mean, you all grew up
in the same house

508
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,882
with the same parents,
yet you're the only one

509
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,551
who feels this enormous pressure

510
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,253
to achieve at such a high level.

511
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,455
Why do we even
have to talk about my family?

512
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,557
They don't have anything
to do with this.

513
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,126
They don't get me.

514
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,928
How's that feel?

515
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,165
I don't know.
You're a smart girl.

516
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,933
Try a little harder.
I said i don't know.

517
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,804
[ Sighs ]

518
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,975
I feel...

519
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,345
Kind of alone.

520
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:36,015
I realize our juniors are busy
with s.A.T.S, so as a rule,

521
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,618
i only give two hours
of homework a night.

522
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,987
Two hours?
Our students
are highly advanced.

523
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,322
It's nothing they can't handle.

524
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,123
You know,
I'm... I'm sure they can.

525
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,159
It's just that if they have
two hours in this class

526
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,927
and they have
an hour for a.P. Bio

527
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,097
and an hour and a half
for, um, advanced lit

528
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,199
and...
Hang on one second.

529
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,633
Let me just
do this on the board,

530
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:57,170
'cause then it's...
Um, we got 2 and 1 and 1.5

531
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,105
and then another,
uh, hour and a half

532
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:04,043
for a.P. History...
Gives us...

533
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,445
It's 6.
Yes!

534
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,480
Nina, i was getting there.

535
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,948
Thank you!
Thank you so much!

536
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,550
If i could just have
a second to think

537
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,018
without all
the tippy-tappy typing.

538
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,653
6.

539
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,956
Well, i hope you're happy.

540
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,234
You've ruined dodgeball
for everyone.

541
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,393
She was the one who threw
that ball in my face.

542
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,171
Only because you threw yourself
at Mr. ingram.

543
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,730
Okay, ladies, please.

544
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,632
Can't you see
what's going on here?

545
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,067
You both just want
what's best for your kids.

546
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,303
Huh?
I need to get this trip
for Wesley.

547
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,005
I'm tired of him being
so mad at me all the time.

548
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,641
Why is he mad?

549
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,343
Oh, he blames me
for the divorce.

550
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,144
His father
will always be the hero.

551
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,480
It's hard to blame someone
who's never there.

552
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,482
Now, can't you relate to that?

553
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,016
It will get better.

554
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,387
Kids always figure out
who's really there for them.

555
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,324
Again, we're very sorry
about the projector.

556
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,260
I'll send a check on Monday.

557
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,428
Hi, honey.
I got in trouble.

558
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,030
Whatever she did,
add it to my tab.

559
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,899
All right, let's do this.
No. No, no, no.

560
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,134
Not you two, just you.
Come on, sheriff.

561
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,206
Oh. Oh, hey, honey.
How did it go?

562
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,208
Good. And i made
another session for next week.

563
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,510
Hmm.
How was the open house?

564
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,011
Wow. So intense.

565
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,414
I had no idea the kind
of pressure you're under.

566
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,115
Honey, i was just you
for two hours.

567
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,917
I could barely hold it together.

568
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,953
I don't know how you don't have
a meltdown every day.

569
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,955
I... oh, honey.

570
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,625
Sweetie, what?
Did i say something?

571
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,427
[ Crying ] Yes.

572
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,029
Thank you.

573
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,231
Okay.

574
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,033
Okay.

575
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,668
Okay.

576
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,307
Okay.

577
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,141
It's okay.

578
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,147
Again, i am so sorry.

579
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,149
I-i guess, in retrospect,
it was a little crazy

580
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,328
that i wanted to show you
my state bar association award.

581
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,586
Stop.

582
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,498
And it's possible
i come on a little too strong.

583
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,656
No. No, no.

584
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,758
I like to think
that I'm greener than i am,

585
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,293
but maybe i just want the credit

586
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,161
without doing
all the hard work that you do.

587
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,763
Well, you're right...
It is hard,

588
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,173
but, you know,
it's also alienating.

589
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,942
You know, no one wants
to be friends with me.

590
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,636
I-i can't tell you the last time
i had people over for dinner,

591
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,813
which is probably a good thing.

592
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,938
You know, with solar power,

593
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,416
it takes four days
to roast a chicken.

594
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,675
Really?
If you want it cooked
all the way through, yeah.

595
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,477
Hmm.
You know i had salmonella
three times?

596
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,145
Wow.
Yeah.

597
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,789
If you want to come over
to our house for dinner,

598
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,949
we kind of owe you.
You can play
with my Dollhouse.

599
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,417
Yeah?

600
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,186
Is it made
from sustainable materials?
Forget it.