1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,038 Hi, there. Hey. 2 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,215 I'll be your server for tonight. 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,508 My name is Brian if you guys need anything. 4 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:09,810 What's your name if we don't need anything? 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,079 Patricia. [ Both laugh ] 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,546 You're quick, Patricia! 7 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,582 Thanks. So, our specialty cocktail for tonight 8 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,984 is a basil-infused mojito. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,420 Oh, yum! We'll take three. 10 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,189 Uh, no. That's okay. I'm good. 11 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,324 Come on, now. Join us for a specialty cocktail 12 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,093 on our specialty evening. Yeah. 13 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,160 Three, please. Okay. 14 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,028 If you don't drink it, someone will. 15 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:32,333 Well, that Brian sure is a cutie, huh? 16 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,935 I'd kill to have those lips. I mean on me. 17 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,371 I mean i want his lips on my mouth. 18 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:40,074 Uh, can we just cut to the chase? He's got great lips. 19 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,086 No, no, no, no, no. What are we doing here? What is this about? 20 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:44,078 Nothing! We just wanted to have a fun night out 21 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,714 with our daughter. Yeah! Just think of us as your friends. 22 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,582 Yeah! I don't have 45-year-old friends. 23 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,185 Well, you don't have 45-year-old parents yet, either, honey, 24 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,220 so calm down. [ Chuckles ] 25 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,555 Haley has no plan for her future whatsoever. 26 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,056 She's living in our basement, 27 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:59,026 taking community-college classes, and, well, meandering. 28 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,462 So we're gonna take her out. We'll have some fun. 29 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,864 And then gently ease her into a friendly conversation 30 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,199 about her future. 31 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:09,203 As opposed to the approach that we've taken in the past. 32 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,404 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 33 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,473 Is this what you're gonna do with your life... 34 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,108 Sleep late and take a selfie?! 35 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:15,452 Why are you always criticizing me?! 36 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,278 Is this really how you want to start the day?! 37 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,712 My day started 5 hours ago. 38 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,148 I am under a lot of pressure! 39 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,283 How?! How?! You take three classes a week, 40 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,617 and you miss half of them! 41 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,219 The parking is tricky! 42 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,255 Morning, sunshine. I saved you some lunch. 43 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,757 I get it, okay?! I'm lazy! God! 44 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:30,891 [ Door slams ] 45 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,293 [ Sighs ] 46 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:36,964 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 47 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,967 Captions by vitac... 48 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,970 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 49 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:45,973 And brought to you by Ford. Drive one. 50 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:49,177 *** 51 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,011 [ laughter ] 52 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:53,080 You know what drives me crazy? 53 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,683 Getting these customer-satisfaction calls during dinner. 54 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,186 They change the oil on your car, they want a love letter! 55 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:01,121 I know. I'm waiting for a call from my doctor's office... 56 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,123 "please rate your prostate exam. 57 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,958 Would you say you were satisfied?" 58 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,327 I hope you weren't. 59 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,261 [ Laughter ] 60 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,762 "I hope you weren't." 61 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,931 That's a good one, Gloria! 62 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,168 Do you know how hard it is to be funny in a second language, Jay? 63 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:17,971 Esta hermosa dama es muy buena. 64 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,174 Ay, Darlene, you're learning Spanish? 65 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,510 Yes, shorty and i have been taking classes. 66 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,111 We're getting good. Oh, yeah. 67 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,713 Ies maravilloso! 68 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,949 You said "that's wonderful," right? My Italian helps me. 69 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,151 Why the sudden interest in Spanish? 70 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,562 Well, actually, there's something we have to tell you, 71 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:33,830 you know? All right. How's this? We're... 72 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,690 We're moving to Costa Rica! Yeah! 73 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,059 What?! When? 74 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,171 In a couple of weeks. The cost of living is so low down there, 75 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,139 you know? We found this beautiful place on the water. 76 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,965 It's got its own private beach. 77 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,401 Bathing suits are optional. 78 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,836 But encouraged. 79 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,904 Ay, I'm going to miss you guys. 80 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,973 Don't worry about it. I give it three months, tops. 81 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,676 You hate the beach. And you know how humid it is down there? 82 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,144 I love the steam room at the club. 83 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,380 It's the same thing, except i don't have to see you 84 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,482 sitting there like a pile of melted ice cream. 85 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,016 'Cause you're tom Selleck in a towel. 86 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:03,984 I'm just ready for an adventure. 87 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,419 I want to try something new. 88 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:08,055 Stick around here. Pick up a check every now and then. 89 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,823 Why do you always have to be so negative? 90 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,725 I think it's great. No, you're right. I'm sorry. 91 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,861 I'm surprised, that's all. 92 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,064 Let's toast this amazing new chapter of your lives. 93 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,267 To mosquitoes the size of your fist. 94 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,237 This is why all your friends move away. 95 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,839 [ Piano music plays ] 96 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,008 To us, alone at last. 97 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,611 We both look very handsome tonight. 98 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,212 You know, if you... If you'd just said 99 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,582 that i looked handsome, i would have said, "so do you." 100 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,083 I couldn't take that chance. 101 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,785 I wanted to get off on the right foot. 102 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,058 Mitchell and i desperately need 103 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,355 a romantic night out to reconnect. Yeah. I don't... 104 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,591 I don't know if it's the stress of planning a wedding, 105 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,427 but we've been a little tense with each other lately, huh? [ Sighs ] 106 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,596 Even our friend j'Marcus said how bitchy we've been. 107 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,898 What... when did he say that? Oh, at pepper's party 108 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,076 that night you wore those pants that don't fit you anymore. 109 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,703 Oh, right. And you brought that bad wine that everybody hated. 110 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,938 See? We really need this. We really do. 111 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,308 Oh, you know, uh, pepper said 112 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,477 that for our cake tasting, we needed to have... unh, unh, unh, unh. 113 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,913 Remember our rules... No wedding talk, no Lily talk. 114 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,815 I'm sorry. No, you're right. 115 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,484 So, just gonna... 116 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,832 Should we hear the specials again? 117 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,091 We can't ask him a third time. Mm-hmm. 118 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,996 You know what i might try when I'm down there? Surfing. 119 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,899 So it's gonna be a closed casket. My turn. 120 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,511 What are you talking about? I just sunk the 3 ball. 121 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,178 Then you moved the cue ball with your stick 122 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,281 while you were telling me how you were gonna move away 123 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,073 from Southern California to try surfing. 124 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:33,974 I didn't touch the cue ball. 125 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,676 Yeah, i know. But you did. 126 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,144 You're calling me a cheater? You? 127 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:37,978 The guy on the golf course 128 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,513 who can't seem to count higher than 5? 129 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,114 Maybe i can't keep track of my shots 130 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,916 because somebody won't stop talking. 131 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,418 It is in my nature to comment 132 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,954 on the bizarre and unusual things i see in the world, 133 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,189 like that convulsion you call a golf swing. 134 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,758 You know what? I'm done here. 135 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:51,959 No, i done. 136 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,495 I will not have my integrity questioned here. 137 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:57,197 I was a marine. I served with guys who died. 138 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,299 Of old age! You never left the states! 139 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,877 Are you saying i didn't serve my country? 140 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,178 Which one, America or Costa Rica? 141 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,604 What's with you and Costa Rica?! 142 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,705 It's a terrible idea! 143 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,178 You get into things without thinking, 144 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,375 and you need to be rescued, 145 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,176 like that time you bought that car 146 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,945 that was supposed to turn into a boat! It turned into a reef! Yeah? 147 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,390 That's 'cause you left your door cracked open! 148 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,048 [ Sarcastically ] Yes, it was my fault. 149 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,150 Mark my words... Costa Rica is another amphibicar 150 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,386 at the bottom of a lake. 151 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,187 Only this time, i won't be bailing you out! 152 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,455 Who asked you?! 153 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,991 Darlene, we're going! 154 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,494 Wha... wha... What do you mean, we're going? 155 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,528 Gracias, Gloria. 156 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,162 That was a lovely dinner. 157 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,131 And you are an incredible woman 158 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,700 for putting up with this gringo! 159 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,134 Iadiós! 160 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,903 Come on! What happened? 161 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,170 Good luck in Costa Rica! 162 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:40,040 Aw, thanks, Jay. He didn't mean it! 163 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,976 I know! I'm trying to defuse the tension. 164 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,553 Here we go, guys. Oh, yeah! 165 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,154 Three more mojitos. Yum! 166 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,823 [ Chuckles ] Aren't these yum? 167 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,525 I didn't even drink the first one. 168 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:00,093 Are you sure? 'Cause i don't think it drank itself. 169 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,262 No, it did not. 170 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,997 Look, i have no problem drinking. 171 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,099 I can literally do it standing on my head. 172 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,701 But, "a," not with my parents, 173 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,703 and plus, also, i needed to stay sharp, 174 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:12,005 because they were obviously up to something, 175 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:12,973 and i was in no mood. 176 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,008 I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night. 177 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,076 [ Sighs ] 178 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,911 So, I'll go get you guys some more water, 179 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,889 and your food should be out in just a few minutes. 180 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,749 Thanks so much, pal. We appreciate it. Yeah. 181 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,451 He seems like a real go-getter, huh? Mm. 182 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,185 Oh, 'cause he goes and gets things? 183 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,020 I wonder what he wants to do with his life. 184 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,756 I wonder that about people all the time. 185 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,290 I think that's very common, 186 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:33,594 to wonder about other people's aspirations. 187 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,095 I do it all the time. 188 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,030 Yeah, you do. Yeah. Here we go. 189 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,966 Hey, Brian, you're a young guy. 190 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,478 Wha... wha... what do you want to do after this? What's your plan? Yeah. 191 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,036 Uh, to be perfectly honest, 192 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,873 I'm probably gonna go home, watch a movie, and get high. 193 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,250 Phil: Oh. You guys looking for something to do? 194 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,142 No. No. No. Oh. I mean, i think i got extra. 195 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,644 No, no, that's... I-i think he meant 196 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,380 your plan for your life, not... not just tonight. 197 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,148 Oh. I want to be a screenwriter. 198 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,416 [ Inhales sharply ] 199 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,051 Ambitious. And... and so interesting. 200 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,720 Isn't that interesting, Haley? 201 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,489 Sure. You should tell him what you're doing. 202 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,757 Oh, you mean after we all go get high with Brian? 203 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,602 That's not happening. I'm sorry. I meant that... 204 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,127 No, i know what you meant. 205 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,129 Hey, Brian, could you give us a second? 206 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,130 Brian: Uh, ye... sure. 207 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,999 So this is what this whole night's about... 208 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,677 The drinks, the pretending to be my friend? 209 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,902 We are your friend. 210 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,470 Honey, we care about you. 211 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,640 And we want to make sure that you... you've got a plan, 212 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,075 'cause it seems like you're meandering. 213 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,311 No. Sweetie, don't just start texting 214 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,346 because you don't like the conversation. 215 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:27,981 Here. What is this? 216 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,183 That's a blog that I've been doing. 217 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,252 I'm really liking my photography, 218 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,988 and people always say that they like the way that i dress, 219 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,625 so I've been posting pictures of my outfits on this site. 220 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,927 I know it's not a huge money-maker right now, 221 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,000 but i do get money whenever someone clicks on a link 222 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,597 and buys something that i wore. 223 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,599 I'm gonna take a business class next semester, 224 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,635 which I'm hoping will help me turn all of this 225 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,703 into becoming a stylist. I have 1,200 followers. 226 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,139 Most are women who want to know what to wear. 227 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,341 Some are men who want to know what I'm wearing, 228 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,476 but, you know, I'm trying to figure a way 229 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,878 to block all of the pervs. 230 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,680 So, yeah. I guess that is my plan. 231 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:01,682 It's amazing. 232 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,216 We are so proud of you. 233 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,186 [ Sighs ] Don't even, guys. You always assume the worst of me. 234 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,154 Honey... 235 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,189 No, you guys sit here 236 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,124 acting like we're drinking buddies, judging me, 237 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,993 when i have a better handle on my future 238 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,494 than either one of you did at my age. 239 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,063 You? You wanted to be a magician. 240 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,974 And you were changing your major every three minutes, 241 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,399 according to grandpa... 242 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,002 Who, by the way, has been drinking with me for years 243 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,170 because he loves me, 244 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,205 and he thinks i say funny things when I'm buzzed. 245 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:32,145 Mmm. Well, apparently, the situation in Syria is worsening. 246 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,014 I know. 247 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,149 In fact, now u.N. Evidence suggests that Assad was... 248 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,561 Are you reading this off your phone? 249 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:38,418 What?! 250 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,219 You're... 251 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,188 No! No! What... 252 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,166 I was just making sure my facts were straight... Cam... 253 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,659 before i started a spirited conversation of current events. 254 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:49,229 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 255 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,999 [ Clears throat ] What else does it say? 256 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,100 Thank you. 257 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,101 Mmm. 258 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,936 Sorry. Is that the tuna tartare? 259 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,337 Yes, and it is delicious. 260 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,839 Oh, i should've ordered it. 261 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,607 Well... 262 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,074 Would you like a taste? 263 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,110 Oh, no. But thank you. That's very sweet. 264 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,246 She really means it. Uh, Katie loves sharing food. 265 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,414 Me, too. You know, i think 266 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,782 it's growing up in a big family, 267 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,293 'cause everything at suppertime on the table 268 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,719 was up for grabs. [ Chuckles ] 269 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,521 We didn't say grace. We said, "on your marks, get set, go." 270 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,056 You sound exactly like my dad. 271 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:19,259 He was from this really big family in Missouri, and... shut up! 272 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,428 I'm a Missouri farm boy, myself! 273 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,530 Stop! Oh, my gosh! I'm cam. 274 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,098 [ Southern accent ] Well, right pleased 275 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,275 to meet you, cam. This is Brandon. 276 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,368 Hi. She doesn't really talk like that. 277 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,704 Oh, well, he slips in and out of his accent 278 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,405 like Kate winslet in "Titanic." 279 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,607 [ Laughs ] 280 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:34,975 Uh, I'm Mitchell, by the way. Hi. 281 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,210 Hi. What... what's yours, Brandon? 282 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,612 It looks delicious, too. 283 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,715 It's the truffle parmesan gnocchi. Ooh! 284 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,884 Do you know what, though? If you want a bite of that, 285 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,218 you're barking up the wrong tree. 286 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,087 'Cause that dish is in a strict no-share zone. 287 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,421 [ Brandon laughs ] I just... 288 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,090 I don't like people eating off my plate. 289 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,068 Yeah, because you're not an animal. I'm the same way. 290 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,136 Oh, my gosh! You're exactly us! 291 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,594 No, you guys are more interesting, 292 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,129 'cause you have the whole gay thing. 293 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,074 [ Chuckles ] Katie, you don't know if they're gay. 294 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,300 Okay, that's adorable. 295 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,078 Yeah, it was... it was a pretty safe bet. [ Laughter ] 296 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,104 Okay. I'm running to the powder room. 297 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,272 Cam, please try the tartare, 298 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,240 because whatever you order, i want a taste. 299 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,076 Okay. Well, don't you dillydally, 300 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,745 because i ain't exactly slow once i tie on the ol' feed bag! 301 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,013 Calm down, honey boo boo. 302 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,948 She's so cute! Very adorable. 303 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,284 So, Brandon, what do you do for a living? Are you... 304 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,086 Look, guys. I-i hate to be blunt, 305 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,288 but could you please give us some space? 306 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,024 Not a problem. 307 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,259 [ Sighs ] Look, no... No, it's... 308 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,129 I mean, you guys are great. But I'm gonna... 309 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,463 Propose to Katie tonight. 310 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,966 And I'm kind of feeling... yeah. [ Gasps ] What?! Here?! 311 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,702 [ Chuckling ] Oh, my god! That's amazing! 312 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,804 We just got engaged a few months ago. Oh! 313 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,306 Great. Yeah, so we will definitely give you your privacy. 314 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,774 Congratulations. Absolutely. 315 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:41,675 Yeah. Good luck. 316 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,110 You know what? If you wanted, 317 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,477 i could pretend like I'm texting, 318 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,379 and i could video the whole thing on my phone. 319 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,948 That way, you'd have it forever. 320 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,449 Really? I mean, that... yeah. 321 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,151 That would be awesome. A-are you sure? 322 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,853 He gets very, uh, well, excited. 323 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,722 And he might give it away. [ Laughs ] 324 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,057 Mitchell, um, i think i know Katie well enough 325 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,926 to tell if she's getting suspicious. 326 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,630 Cam?! She said i could. 327 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,933 The hell's the corkscrew? [ Sighs ] 328 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,836 Do you want to talk about it? 329 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,303 There's nothing to talk about! 330 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,072 Shorty does dumb things all the time. 331 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,974 You mark my words... In three months, 332 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,376 he'll be back here needing money. 333 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,511 Maybe this is not about shorty coming back. 334 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,647 Maybe this is about shorty not coming back. 335 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,648 Manny. 336 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,016 What she's saying is, deep down, 337 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,152 you're afraid shorty's going to love Costa Rica, 338 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,988 and you'll lose your best friend forever. That's what you do. 339 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,057 You push people away, so when they leave, 340 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,191 it doesn't hurt that much. 341 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,593 I don't get it. You're the greatest generation, 342 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,828 but why can't you feel? 343 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,172 Why can't you spend your teen years 344 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,031 locked in your bedroom like a normal kid? 345 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,933 See? [ Scoffs ] Now he's doing it to me. 346 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,735 Uh, you have to face it, Jay. 347 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,004 One day, I'll be moving out of this house. 348 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,172 Can i get that in writing? 349 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,741 'Cause i just can't shake this image of a 30-year-old you 350 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,576 eating my food and cuddling with my wife. 351 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,779 Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers. 352 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,852 I'm gonna have nightmares! 353 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,414 You pretend to be so tough. 354 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,949 But you know what i think? 355 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,550 I think that deep down, 356 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,353 you're the most sensitive person in this house. 357 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,188 Pbht. 358 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,222 Hmph. See? 359 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,891 You did it again. 360 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,059 I say something that strikes a nerve, 361 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,061 and immediately, you cannot handle it. 362 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,963 That's why you "pbht" in my face! 363 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,265 We just found the one thing you can't make sexy. 364 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,034 There it is again. 365 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,068 I need a drink. 366 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:18,471 Jay, you have to make this right with shorty. 367 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,639 [ Sighs ] 368 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,608 You have to tell him how you feel! 369 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,411 He has been a great compadre with you for many years. 370 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,447 Besides, who else is going to laugh at your jokes? 371 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,082 Lots of people laugh at my jokes. 372 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,118 Name one person that doesn't work for you. 373 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,787 Hey, you know what? Why don't you two just go cuddle? 374 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,890 [ Quietly ] Okay, here she comes. 375 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,959 Stay calm. You're gonna spoil it. You stay calm. 376 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,169 Ooh, that looks good. What is it? 377 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,162 Um, uh, this is the grilled calamari. 378 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,997 It's scrumptious. Would you care for a ring? 379 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:47,000 [ Silverware clatters ] I... um, i mean, dig in there, girlfriend! 380 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,735 Oh, no, that's okay. Thank you. 381 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,103 This looks so delicious. 382 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,105 Yeah, mine's delicious, too. 383 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,274 Katie... 384 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,276 You look so beautiful tonight. [ Chuckles ] 385 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,845 Aww. [ Chuckles ] 386 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,814 You know, i-I've never met anyone like you, 387 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,616 and i know that i never will. And i... 388 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,118 I love you so much. 389 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:09,656 Will you make me the happiest man on earth 390 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,925 and be my bride? [ Chuckles ] What?! 391 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,262 [ Chuckles ] Oh, my god! 392 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,296 No! No? 393 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,165 No! [ Clatter ] 394 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,366 Sorry. 395 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,144 Did you know that this place used to be a bank? 396 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,435 Was it, really? 397 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,271 I just... i don't want to be married, Brandon. 398 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,873 We'll end up like one of those couples 399 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,941 that just sits there with nothing to talk about 400 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,143 until we glom on to other people. 401 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,480 I can't believe this. You... you don't love me? 402 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,948 Katie: No! Brandon: No? 403 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,684 I'm sor... Katie: No! 404 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:38,785 I need some air. 405 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,953 [ Breathing heavily ] 406 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,588 [ Sighs ] 407 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,491 So, Syria, any updates? 408 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,526 No, nothing yet. Nothing. 409 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,902 [ Slurring ] Do you remember how cute she was when she was little 410 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,913 and she couldn't say her p's? [ Slurring ] "Bake a-tatoes." 411 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,139 [ Laughing ] "Bake a-tatoes." And "attlesauce." 412 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,740 "Attlesauce"! "Can i have attlesauce?" 413 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,409 First of all, you're screaming. 414 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,177 Can we just get the check, please? 415 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,214 Could you please not be mad at us anymore? 416 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,417 We are very sorry that you felt manipulated. 417 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,585 You know what I'm pretty sure is ironic? Mnh-mnh. 418 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,087 You guys spend all this time worrying 419 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,222 about what I'm going to do, 420 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,856 and maybe you should start thinking 421 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,858 about what you're going to do. 422 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,860 What are you talking about? 423 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,496 Well, what are you gonna do when we're gone? 424 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,664 What's your plan? 425 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,033 Uh, to be fine. Yeah. 426 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,001 'Cause we're fine. Totally. 427 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,937 You guys are gone. 428 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,704 We get an r.V. Bam! 429 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,740 Me, mama... 430 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,608 And our dog, Merlin, hit the open road. 431 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,011 No. I am not spending my golden years 432 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,546 driving around an r.V. Park, 433 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,115 looking for a place to plug my house in. 434 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,184 No. I am gonna go see the world. 435 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,618 Where do you wanna go? 436 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,055 I don't know, Phil. India. Africa. 437 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,356 Diarrhea. Diarrhea. 438 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,059 Wow. It sounds like you guys really need to start thinking 439 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,360 about your future. 440 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,862 Are you just gonna put Merlin in a kennel when we're gone? 441 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,230 Okay, Phil, Merlin doesn't exist. 442 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,266 And why do you want to get a dog to take care of 443 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,733 so soon after the kids leave? 444 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,769 Well, I'm gonna need someone to love me, Claire. 445 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,137 And in the meantime, mom, 446 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,040 grandpa wants you to take over the business, but... 447 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,275 Do yo want that? 448 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:12,079 I-i guess i hadn't thought this far into the future. 449 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,614 And, dad, are you just gonna keep selling houses? 450 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,984 I mean, i don't want to blow your mind here, 451 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,918 but you could still be a magician. 452 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,087 I could. 453 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,054 Mnh-mnh. He couldn't. 454 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,322 Really? Mnh-mnh. 455 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,426 This salt shaker behind your head says different. [ Gasps ] 456 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,161 Oh, Phil, you're getting salt all over me. 457 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,429 I feel like a Margarita. 458 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,064 You got it! No, no, no, no, no, no! 459 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,632 Just the check, please. 460 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,134 Okay. 461 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,335 Thank you so much. 462 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,636 Thanks, buddy. Yeah. 463 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:40,073 Oh, no. I left my wallet in the other coat. 464 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,109 I did not bring my purse. 465 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,013 It's fine, guys. I got this. 466 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,415 Honey, thank you. Oh, thank you, sweetie. 467 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,950 I should probably drive, too, huh? Probably. 468 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,252 I gue... yeah. Yeah. 469 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,130 Why don't you guys have the valet pull the car up 470 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,288 while i pay the check? 471 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,157 That we can do. 472 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,192 [ Snaps fingers ] 473 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,531 Uh, you guys, it's that way. 474 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,932 Mm-hmm. It is. 475 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,135 Oh. Um... 476 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,176 Y-you know, for the record, we do have a lot to talk about. 477 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,953 Yeah, we just took a couple of topics off the table 478 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,622 because we wanted to have a romantic date night. 479 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,982 And it probably put too much pressure on it to be special, 480 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:26,353 but the truth is, every day i spend with this man is special. 481 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,121 Oh, cam! 482 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,057 Oh, no, I'm the lucky one. 483 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,724 There we are. 484 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,160 Katie: I'm sorry. 485 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,828 I guess i just panicked when Brandon asked me. 486 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,032 I mean, we're so different. And i know it seems petty, 487 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,168 but it speaks to something bigger. 488 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,711 I don't know if can spend the rest of my life 489 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,680 with the kind of guy who won't let me eat off his plate. 490 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,872 Trust me... It can be done. 491 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,075 And i should not make such a big deal about that. 492 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,009 I promise I'll try and do better. 493 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,544 No, you're right. You don't like it, 494 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,879 and i should respect that more. 495 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,013 Are you guys married? 496 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,248 Oh, this may. 497 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,850 But, basically, we've been married for years. Yeah. 498 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,353 I-i mean, is cam everything that i dreamed of? 499 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,489 Tread lightly, counselor. 500 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,690 Yes. Yes, he is. 501 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,658 Because through all the compromises 502 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,360 and negotiations and arguments 503 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,196 and sometimes even boredom, 504 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,664 i cannot picture my life without him. 505 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,009 That's very sweet. I would've scooted past the boredom, but... 506 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,536 At the end of the day, Katie, you have to ask yourself, 507 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,605 can you imagine your life without this person? 508 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,407 Huh. 509 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,608 Hey. All right, look. 510 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,043 I, uh, paid the check, okay? Let's just go. 511 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,288 Brandon, can you just please sit? 512 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,247 I've been talking to the guys here, 513 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,282 and they really opened my eyes. 514 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,517 They did? 515 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,018 Yes. 516 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,088 I've been trying to picture my life without you, and... 517 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,457 You know what? 518 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,891 I can. 519 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,127 We didn't tell her that. 520 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,060 I didn't say that. 521 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,263 No, i want what you guys have, okay? 522 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,397 I'm sorry, Brandon. 523 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,367 I am so sorry, but we both deserve that. 524 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,870 I've never been so sure of anything. 525 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,071 You know what? I'm just... 526 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,073 Gonna go get a cab, okay? 527 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:54,774 Goodbye. 528 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,709 And thank you. 529 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,455 Don't... don't thank us! We didn't do anything, so... We didn't, honestly. 530 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,149 This is the worst night of my life. 531 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,116 I'm sorry. 532 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,085 But, i mean, um, a-at least now it's over. 533 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,155 You can... Start to move on. 534 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,258 Katie: I've been trying to picture my life without you. 535 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,993 And you know what? 536 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,296 S-stupid phone. I can. 537 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,031 It's a... Devil phone. 538 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,337 Jay: When Mitchell was born, he was a month premature. 539 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,006 So it was touch and go there for a while. 540 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,308 It's 2:00 A.M. 541 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,611 I walk out into the hospital waiting room to get some air, 542 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,480 and there's shorty. 543 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,482 He'd been sitting there for six hours 544 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,817 and refused to leave for the next two days. 545 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,153 That's where we got Mitchell's middle name. 546 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,654 Not shorty... 547 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,122 Vincent. 548 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,858 "M.V.P." 549 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,127 We were a little premature on that one, too. 550 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,365 Gloria, I'm going for a drive! 551 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,267 Say hi to shorty for me! 552 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,236 I'm not talking to you! 553 00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,539 Hey. 554 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,775 I was just coming to see you. 555 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,511 Um, i left my jacket. 556 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,547 Oh! There it is! Come on in. 557 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,151 [ Door closes ] 558 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,153 Uh, shorty, you know that stuff i said, uh... 559 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,155 Yeah, i get it. We're good, huh? 560 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,189 Under the bridge. 561 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,959 All right. I'll see you. 562 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,160 Shorty, wait. 563 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,207 I need to say something to you. 564 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,998 Yeah. 565 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,001 I want to thank you... 566 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,970 For all the great times we've had. 567 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,040 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. We, um... 568 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,175 We had a lot of laughs. Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 569 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:39,412 And you should know that, uh... 570 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,714 You're my best friend. 571 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,216 You know? 572 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,017 Probably the best friend I'm ever gonna have. 573 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,387 Jay, i mean... What are you doing to me? 574 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,656 This is hard for me. I'm just... 575 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,991 I'm just trying to tell you how i feel. 576 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,994 Well, I'm gonna tell you how i feel. 577 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,530 I admire the hell out of you, Jay. 578 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,066 I always tell Darlene, "that's a real guy." 579 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,769 Self-made, stand-up, 580 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,580 the kind of guy you want to be in a foxhole with. 581 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,038 Well, I'm not all that. 582 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,841 Well, it's not like I've been in a foxhole. 583 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,443 [ Both chuckle ] 584 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,447 I'm gonna miss you, Vincent. 585 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,082 I'm gonna miss you, too. 586 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,184 I love you. 587 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,420 [ Breathes deeply ] I love you, too, Jay bird. 588 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,456 I really, really do. [ Crying ] 589 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,794 You call me, okay? 590 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,896 [ Crying ] Every day. 591 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:30,863 Every damn day. 592 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,098 [ Both sobbing ] 593 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,600 If I'm being honest, 594 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,303 this is a little girlier than i thought. 595 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,537 Ugh. 596 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,477 Two years. 597 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,878 How could she just walk away? 598 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,114 You know what? She did you a favor. Absolutely. 599 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,983 You can do so much better. Oh, my god. Insanely better. 600 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,720 No, he's not kidding. Brandon, you are seriously gorge! 601 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,155 If you ask me, she got the better end of the deal. 602 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:56,989 You really think so? 603 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,224 Yes! Yes! Yes! 604 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,259 And her whole fake blond thing? I don't know. 605 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,563 It was kind of trampy. And truth be told, she didn't seem that bright. 606 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,997 And is she older than you? 607 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,109 Because she looked significantly older than you. Trust us. 608 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,279 This is the best thing that's ever happened to you. Best thing that's ever happened to you. 609 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,771 Oh! Thank god you're still here! 610 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,949 I was on my way home, and all of a sudden, i started crying. 611 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,475 And i realized i was just scared. 612 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,977 And i love you. And I'm so, so sorry. 613 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,947 And, yes, Brandon, if you'll still have me, 614 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,649 yes, i will marry you! 615 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,019 Okay. Well, good luck. Yeah. So nice meeting you. Okay.