1
00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,343
If i take something
to help me sleep,

2
00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,906
I'll be groggy for the meeting.

3
00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:08,142
But if i don't take anything
and i don't sleep,

4
00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:09,877
I'll be groggy for the meeting,
you know?

5
00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,479
Yeah.
[ Sighs ]

6
00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,481
I was up for re-election
as social chair

7
00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,882
of our local realtors group.

8
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The vote was tonight.

9
00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,987
I was so nervous, i could
barely hear Claire's pep talk.

10
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,255
Why did i beg Mitchell

11
00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,690
to introduce me
to this developer?

12
00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,163
You're right.
We'll know soon enough.

13
00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,269
I'm gonna go upstairs,
see if i can get some sleep.

14
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Love you. Mwah.

15
00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:27,928
[ Sighing ]
I hope so, too.

16
00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,231
[ Cellphone rings ]

17
00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,265
Hello?

18
00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:32,900
Hey, Gil.

19
00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,344
No, no, no. You...
You didn't wake me.

20
00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,869
[ Doorbell rings ]

21
00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:39,073
Um, so, you hear anything, or...

22
00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,111
Hey, Dunphy. Just wrapping up
a phone call with this jackass.

23
00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,122
I got to run, Dunphy.
I got a late meeting
with some jackass.

24
00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,614
[ Laughs ]

25
00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:47,924
What's going o...
What's going on?

26
00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,450
The people have spoken, Dunphy.

27
00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,385
I'm in. You're out.

28
00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,562
Sorry to have to tell you that
in private.

29
00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,222
Was it even close?

30
00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,923
No! [ Scoffs ]
I have a mandate...

31
00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,025
Not the kind you hide
from your wife, either.

32
00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,860
I can't believe it.
I'm a one-termer?

33
00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,895
That puts me alongside
Henry eustace Tyler

34
00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,097
and art Wagner!

35
00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,365
Never met art Wagner.

36
00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,409
They took away
his realtor's license

37
00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,367
after gategate.

38
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,935
Huh.

39
00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,470
Okay, enough history,
"done-for."

40
00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,471
Fork over the hardware.

41
00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,773
Gil, as my predecessor told me,

42
00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:17,044
respect the office,
respect the medallion.

43
00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,113
Ooh, shiny. How often
do you clean this thing?

44
00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:21,215
Every time i shower.
Well, don't worry.

45
00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,217
It's gonna get
a good buffing tonight

46
00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,561
when it's swinging against
the back of my wife's head.

47
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[ Cackles ]

48
00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,989
That is not respecting
the medall...

49
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captions by vitac...

50
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***

51
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[ elevator humming ]

52
00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,608
So, after we pick up
my allergy medication,

53
00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,610
you drop Manny and i
at the museum.

54
00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,179
Why do you even have to go?

55
00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,314
Ay, other mothers are going
to the field trip, too.

56
00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,582
Don't worry.

57
00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,517
I'm not going to be
all over you,

58
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trying to suffocate you.

59
00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,353
Don't talk like that.

60
00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:02,423
I hate crowded elevators.

61
00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,657
Only one thing worse...

62
00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,593
When they stop
and you get trapped.

63
00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,294
[ Clank, elevator stops ]

64
00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:09,029
[ Whimpers ]

65
00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,166
Actually, there's one thing
even worse than that.

66
00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,269
It's okay, sir.
There's no need to panic.

67
00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,671
Getting trapped with him.

68
00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,440
I don't even know
the guy's name.

69
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He belongs to my club.

70
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But for whatever reason,

71
00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:25,112
he has the knack for showing up

72
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when I'm at my absolute worst.

73
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[ Clears throat ]

74
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Be right back.
Mm-hmm!

75
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[ Vehicle approaches ]

76
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[ Chuckles ]

77
00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,132
Here, let me help you.

78
00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,343
Maybe we should
help someone else.

79
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Oh, don't be frightened.

80
00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:50,471
Big step!

81
00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,373
Who's next?

82
00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,409
I'm sorry. Pepper's getting
a what for your wedding?

83
00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,677
A d.P.

84
00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,078
No!

85
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No, a director of photography.

86
00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,924
Yeah, apparently,
he's a big deal.

87
00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,416
He won a golden globe.

88
00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,018
No, you win an Oscar.
You buy a golden globe.

89
00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,720
So he can only meet with us
this morning.

90
00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,032
Is... is there any way you could
pick Lily up from school?

91
00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,258
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, i can.

92
00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,393
I'll...
I-I'll take her to the park.

93
00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,103
That's good. It'll get
my mind off this meeting
with your friend.

94
00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,496
I am so nervous.

95
00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,498
I haven't had a sales meeting
in... Forever.

96
00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,267
I'm a little rusty.

97
00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,602
Do you remember when we
used to call you "little rusty"?

98
00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,737
I was 8, and i can
still cancel this meeting.

99
00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,039
Fine. I got to go.
I got to...

100
00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,342
I don't know what i have to do.

101
00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,910
What is this?
[ Breathing heavily ]

102
00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,045
I'm sweating off weight
for my wrestling match.

103
00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,381
I slept in this.

104
00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,682
Does this have anything to do

105
00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,116
with why we're
out of plastic wrap?

106
00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,385
Oh, it's the bottom layer.

107
00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,628
And I've got some news
for you...

108
00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,853
It's not keeping me fresh.

109
00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,188
Okay.
Um, you're gonna be late.

110
00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,890
You got to get undressed
in the backseat.

111
00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,301
Ooh,
got any pointers for him?
[ Scoffs ]

112
00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,402
Do you girls have
to move that now?

113
00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:47,295
Well, I've been lonely.

114
00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,239
Having a mirror in my room
will be like having company!

115
00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,307
Ugh, your daughter's a parakeet.

116
00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,465
[ Grunts ]

117
00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,133
Careful.

118
00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,778
Stop saying that.
I think i know what I'm...

119
00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,079
[ cellphone rings ]
Oh, one second.

120
00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,238
Oh, my god.
Hello!

121
00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,549
Oh, hey!
No, this is a good time.

122
00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,375
Haley! [ Scoffs ]
All right. Geez!

123
00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,420
No, i just got to help my sister
out with something.

124
00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,878
Okay. Bye.

125
00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,390
Okay, let's just put this down
for a second.

126
00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,781
Okay.
[ Sighs ]

127
00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:08,616
[ Sighing ]
Oh, my god.

128
00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,217
Uh-oh.
What?

129
00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,585
I don't think this is gonna fit.

130
00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:12,962
You'll have to get
a smaller mirror.

131
00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,398
[ Gasps ] Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

132
00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,223
Haley, you'll still be
the same size in it.

133
00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,425
No!

134
00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,492
[ Screams ]
[ Gasps ]

135
00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,294
Oh, my god!
We're trapped!

136
00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,771
Well, it... it's...
It's not such a huge disaster.

137
00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,939
You know, you'll just be
a little late for school.

138
00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:23,631
Make up your mind!
Which is it?!

139
00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,665
[ Cellphone chimes ]

140
00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,233
Oh, my god.

141
00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,301
I'm missing a text.

142
00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,502
Just got real, didn't it?

143
00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,970
Who sent you?!

144
00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,742
Come on. We have to go.
We can't be late.

145
00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,577
I am so excited.
Aren't you?

146
00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,145
Oh, no.
What? What's happening?

147
00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,447
How are you ruining this?

148
00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,449
There's a report of lice
in Lily's class.

149
00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,016
Ugh.
It's probably from portia.

150
00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,585
You know,
she is always so filthy.

151
00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,186
They had to kick her
out of swim buddies

152
00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,955
because she left a ring
around the pool.

153
00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,923
We should probably cancel
our meeting

154
00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,759
and pick Lily up ourselves, huh?

155
00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,127
Probably? We have to!

156
00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,829
We can't risk infecting Claire

157
00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,598
just so we can keep a meeting

158
00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,900
with the top wedding
photographer in the state.

159
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,670
No. No.

160
00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:06,340
I am calling her.

161
00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:07,975
Yeah,
it's the right thing to do...

162
00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,844
[ Sighs ]
Even though it's like
a 1% chance

163
00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,013
of her actually catching
anything

164
00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,483
and a 100% chance of us
freaking her out.

165
00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,351
Well, now, wait.

166
00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,719
Are we being selfish here, cam?

167
00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,355
Maybe. Go on.

168
00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:24,024
Well, if... if we alarm her
just so that we can have

169
00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,159
a clear conscience,
doesn't that make us...

170
00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,461
Monsters.
Monsters?

171
00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,397
Wouldn't we be doing her a favor

172
00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,399
by not telling her
and sparing her all that worry?

173
00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,966
Second huge favor of the day,

174
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,378
after you got her a meeting
with your client.

175
00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:37,204
Mm. I'm... I'm starting
to feel bad about this.

176
00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,682
What, because we're doing
so many favors,

177
00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:39,749
Claire will never be able
to pay us back?

178
00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,341
Thank you.

179
00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,852
Nope, she does not need
the stress, cam.

180
00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,712
Yep. That's it.
No more favors for Claire.

181
00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:45,813
No!

182
00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,180
Look at us!

183
00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,349
Two blondes, having fun!

184
00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,543
Aah!
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

185
00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,554
Hey, buddy!

186
00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:54,688
My match is coming up.

187
00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,156
Got any final dad-vice?

188
00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,491
Starting to sound natural,
right?

189
00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,492
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.

190
00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,893
You know what?

191
00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,270
Just get out there
and enjoy yourself.

192
00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,196
You showed real character
trying a new sport.

193
00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,399
No matter what happens,
i couldn't be prouder.

194
00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,600
Thanks, dad.

195
00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,602
You bet. Go get 'em!

196
00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:11,371
Phil: That may be the best part
about being a parent.

197
00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,340
Whatever's going on
in your personal life,

198
00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,008
when your kid's happy,
you're happy.

199
00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,177
A happy kid is like
an antidepressant,

200
00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,512
but a natural one,

201
00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,513
not the kind your husband
has to find

202
00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,414
in your jewelry drawer.

203
00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,715
[ Chuckles ]

204
00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,050
Enough said about that!

205
00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,854
[ Laughing ]

206
00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,388
Hey, Gil.

207
00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,462
Oh, whoops!
I'm sorry, man.

208
00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,024
I hope i didn't blind ya.

209
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,927
Although you might not want
to see what's next.

210
00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,362
Our kids are
wrestling each other.

211
00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,765
Are you kidding?
Nope! [ Chuckles ]

212
00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,800
There's my little bra-snapper
right there.

213
00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,435
He's a beast, man.

214
00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,471
No, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, i get it.

215
00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:44,948
This is when you try
to intimidate me.

216
00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,040
No! No.
Hey, good luck.

217
00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,876
Hey, did you ever hear
about those

218
00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,820
illegal baby-fighting rings
they got south of the border?

219
00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,446
That's not a real thing.

220
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,715
Yeah, wife and i brought him
down there.

221
00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,959
Won a whole carload of chickens.

222
00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,551
[ Chuckles ]
See you out there, man.

223
00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:58,786
That...
Hey!

224
00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,120
That never happened!

225
00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,655
Watch yourself!
Watch yourself!

226
00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:02,956
Wish me luck.

227
00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,391
No need.
You worked hard.

228
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,635
I just want you
to have fun.
Thanks, dad.

229
00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,003
[ Quietly ]
Also, I'd like to revise

230
00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,707
what i said to you in the car
about biting.

231
00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,679
[ Gasps ] Manny, they have
everything here...

232
00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:16,913
The rainforest experience,
the hurricane booth,

233
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,438
discovering the body...

234
00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,641
We have that one
in Colombia, too, but...

235
00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,575
But a different kind.

236
00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:22,910
[ Squeaking ]

237
00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,311
Oh, no.

238
00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,580
What?
You don't hear that?

239
00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,582
[ Squeaking ]

240
00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,850
[ Sighs ]

241
00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,619
It's my new shoes.
They're squeaking.

242
00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:32,586
Then walk softer.

243
00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,988
[ Squeaking ]

244
00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,457
Oh, great. It sounds like
the floor's made of cat toys.

245
00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,426
I'm screwed!
Why?

246
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,129
Why? Because these kids
make fun of everything.

247
00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,665
Hand them this,
it'll stick with me forever.

248
00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:45,999
That's what happened to mumbles.

249
00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,101
[ Deliberately ]
Hey, Manny, come with us.

250
00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,637
[ Sighs ]
Let's go, mumbles.

251
00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,872
[ Sighs ] One time!

252
00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,973
Let's go.

253
00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:53,974
Just go on without me.

254
00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,308
I'm just gonna stand here.

255
00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,376
What... forever?

256
00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,480
What happened to him?

257
00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,550
He didn't used to be
that self-conscious

258
00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,817
before high school.

259
00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,386
He used to go around
in his poncho,

260
00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,721
play the pan flute.

261
00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:11,224
Ay, i miss my little old Manny.

262
00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:15,195
Manny, you care too much
about what other people think!

263
00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,665
I know that some of the mothers
here want to make fun of me

264
00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:21,334
because of my accent
and my bouncy bosom.

265
00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,003
But they don't.
You know why?

266
00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,706
Because i don't care.
Because i walk with confidence.

267
00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:26,907
And so can you.
Let's go.

268
00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,678
[ Sighs ]
This place sucks so bad.

269
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,512
[ Shoes squeaking ]
Sure does, giggles.

270
00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,648
One time!

271
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,849
[ Door opens ]

272
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,851
Okay, she's not leaving.

273
00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,495
You got to lure her
away from the staircase.

274
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,088
She'll trust you.

275
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,331
You're kind of dressed like
an animal trainer.

276
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,857
Why do you keep calling it
a "she"?

277
00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,859
Well, because "he" s don't
look at me like that.

278
00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,695
My god,
is she gonna sleep all day long?

279
00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:48,896
Okay, that, coming from you?

280
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,430
The possum's actually laughing.

281
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:53,366
And, besides, i mean,
it's obviously not sleeping.

282
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,735
What else would she be doing?

283
00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,369
Playing...?

284
00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,771
[ Mockingly ]
Playing... What?

285
00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,172
Oh, my god!

286
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,708
Playing possum, the one thing

287
00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,876
that absolutely everyone knows
possums do.

288
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,277
Ha, ha! I got you!

289
00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,279
I was playing possum on you
by pretending...

290
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,624
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't even.

291
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,882
No, my god.

292
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,117
Mom's not even here
until 5:00.

293
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,418
And you ate our only power bar.

294
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,896
Well, that's probably
what attracted it!

295
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,430
You know, we got to throw
something at it.

296
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,889
Fine.

297
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,124
Both: Are you crazy?!

298
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,870
Mr. perlowe will be
right with you.

299
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,630
Thank you.
Thank you.

300
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:26,399
I was so nervous before,
but i think i really got this.

301
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,268
Oh, no!

302
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,113
What? What's happening?
How are you ruining this?

303
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,404
Why does everybody say that?

304
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,040
The...
The director of photography

305
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,651
we met with this morning...
He's turning us down.

306
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,943
Why?

307
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,444
Um, oh,
"creative differences."

308
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,888
He suggested one of us wear
a hidden camera

309
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,147
in our boutonniere.

310
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,949
He called it
"groom with a view."

311
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,827
Somebody got it into his head
to call it the "cam-cam."

312
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,294
Mm.
Then there was
a lot of foot-stomping

313
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,796
and cane-snapping
and monocle-smashing.

314
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,289
Who is your wedding
photographer... Mr. peanut?

315
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,934
It's a director of...
perlowe:
[ Clears throat ]

316
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:51,625
It's a wedding...
Sorry I'm late.

317
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,126
Jim perlowe,

318
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,561
this is my sister,
Claire Dunphy.

319
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,096
Hi.
A pleasure to meet you.
So...

320
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,807
Listen, i went by the
construction site this morning,

321
00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,300
and those condos are
gonna be fantastic...

322
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,936
Assuming, of course, you get
the right closets and blinds.

323
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,181
Of cour... appears the meeting
has already started, so, okay!

324
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,439
Yes, it has!
Bye-bye, Mitchell!

325
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,809
[ Inhales sharply ]

326
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:09,810
Shall we?

327
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,311
Mm!
Yes, absolutely! So...

328
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,016
Hey, sleepy!

329
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,918
Long nap today.

330
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,963
Claire must've really
worn you out at the park, huh?

331
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,756
Yeah. Do you want
to lie down with me, daddy?

332
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,726
Oh, honey, the day i answer no
to that question...

333
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,428
is today.

334
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,964
Where are you going?
I got to call daddy.

335
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,133
You should know that it's not
just our low prices

336
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,534
that set us apart.

337
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,336
It's our level of experience.

338
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,438
You know,
i have seen it before...

339
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,008
A new guy walks
into an irregular-shaped space,

340
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,711
and he's just like, "ugh!
Where do we even start?"

341
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,178
[ Chuckles ]

342
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,114
You start with measurements,
maybe.

343
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,116
[ Cellphone rings ]
Hey, cam, what's up?

344
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,984
Well, it's official.
Someone has lice.

345
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,361
Daddy, hug me!
Oh, oh! [ Chuckles ]

346
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,487
I would, but remember,
the carpet's hot lava!

347
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,823
Yeah, hot lava!

348
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,158
[ Sighs ] Oh, my god.
Are you sure?

349
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,492
I think so.

350
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,894
Her head sounds like pop rocks.

351
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,462
You have to warn Claire.

352
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,232
Daddy, this game is mean.

353
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,566
Well, you know what, sweetie?

354
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:07,835
Uh-huh!
Well... yep... hey!

355
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,703
All right. No.
J-just stay calm.

356
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,138
Um, first of all,

357
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,682
if there's anything
that you need from me,

358
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,974
anything at all,

359
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,518
i will be living
at the embassy suites.

360
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,820
Secondly, there's...
There's no guarantee

361
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,345
that she has it.

362
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,847
I mean, I'm with her right now.

363
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,880
I think I'd know.

364
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,818
Yeah, i think i know.

365
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,186
[ Cellphone beeps ]

366
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,189
So, as you can see,
all of them are modules,

367
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,533
so they can be customized
for each unit... Mitchell!

368
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,759
Hey!
Hi!

369
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,761
So, Claire,
i need to talk to you.

370
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,038
Yeah, right... right when we're
done. Just after the meeting.

371
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,405
[ Cellphone rings ]
It's kind of important.

372
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,164
We got pine, cedar...
It's kind of important.

373
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,332
I love... This.

374
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,033
A-actually, i got to take
this call. Excuse me.
Okay.

375
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,169
What is going on with you?

376
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,612
Okay, so, you know how you've
been scratching your head?

377
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,938
Oh, god.
Is it that noticeable?

378
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,774
I-i have
some kind of nervous tic.

379
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,684
Yeah, there might be
one of those in there, too.

380
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,710
Um, so, Lily brought home lice
from school.

381
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,045
What?

382
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,589
Yeah, and, actually,
i would've told you,

383
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,948
but cam thought that maybe...

384
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,049
You let me walk around

385
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,584
with insects gnawing
on my skull,

386
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:58,886
and you said nothing?

387
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,888
Yeah, but, Claire...
Come here, little rusty.

388
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,122
No, listen, you...

389
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,257
What kind of monster
puts their self-interest

390
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,193
ahead of telling
another human being

391
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,595
that they are going to get
a parasite infestation?

392
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,563
I feel you would've done
the same thing.

393
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,265
Never.
No, Claire, stop it!

394
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,234
Uh, i got to get off
to another meeting.

395
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,779
But, Claire,
let's just cut to the chase.

396
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:16,904
Uh-huh?
You got my business.

397
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,906
Oh, super!
[ Chuckles ]

398
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,708
Oh, i think we're way past
handshakes, huh?

399
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,110
[ Chuckles ]

400
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,511
[ Groans quietly ]

401
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,450
[ Sighs ]

402
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,420
Manny, stop disrespecting
your ancestors.

403
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,256
It took them 6 1/2 million years
to walk upright!

404
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,825
Didn't you hear the tour guy?

405
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,559
"Duh."

406
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,961
No, don't give me that attitude.

407
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,896
No, i...
Why is your face red?

408
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,731
What?

409
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,066
[ Gasps ] Ay.

410
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,434
[ Gasps ]

411
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,902
It must be
my allergy medication.

412
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,270
I must be overreacting to it!

413
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,805
Um, I'll get you some water.

414
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,240
There's a fountain
right over there.

415
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,741
[ Shuffling ]

416
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,944
Manny,
where have you been all day?

417
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,178
I was in the bird wing.

418
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,080
Hilarious they call it that, no?

419
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:00,914
Where's your mom?

420
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,082
[ Whooshing ]

421
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,183
She was just there.

422
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,152
Woman:
I think she's hiding.

423
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,420
She probably saw she and i
were wearing the same outfit

424
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,589
and didn't want to get
outdone... As usual.

425
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,358
Uh [Chuckles] yeah, maybe.

426
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,010
But the important thing is that
i have fun out there, right?

427
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,435
Okay, let's go over this again,

428
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,303
'cause i feel like
you're not listening.

429
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,972
[ Sighs ]
I need you to win.

430
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:25,772
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, Jay.

431
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,374
Hey, Luke.

432
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,341
Don't let your dad
get in your head.

433
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,977
Get out there and do your best.

434
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,111
All right.

435
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,980
What the hell was that?

436
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:33,981
He's wrestling Gil thorpe's kid.

437
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,548
I hate that guy.

438
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,493
Always trying to make me feel
like less of a man.

439
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,052
The guy that took your necklace,
right?

440
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,121
My medallion!
Call it what you want.

441
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,474
I'm just glad i don't
have to help you
with the clasp again.

442
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,358
Jay, are you crying?

443
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,127
No!

444
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,571
Referee sprayed
some disinfectant on the mats.

445
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,006
I got some in my eye.
You got a tissue?

446
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,865
Here you go.

447
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,333
[ Chuckles ] Keep it.

448
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,802
It's my wife's.
[ Chuckles ]

449
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,304
Hey, dad!
Hey, son!

450
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,872
[ Laughs ]
Good to see you.

451
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,673
Uh,
the match is about to start...
Yeah?

452
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,085
Which means
it's about to finish.

453
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,978
You see that little Petunia
he's wrestling?

454
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,314
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ] Yes.

455
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,848
You know Gil's dad?

456
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,484
I know
he always sees me at my worst.

457
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,320
I really want this win, Phil.

458
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,322
I can taste it, like metal.

459
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,524
Me, too. Metal.

460
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,159
I don't know what it is
with this guy,

461
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,070
but no matter what i do,
i just can't win with him.

462
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,271
That's the way i am
with his son.

463
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,730
And time Warner cable.

464
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,265
It's emasculating, you know?

465
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,334
I mean, it's not a feeling
a man should have.

466
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,777
[ Cellphone rings ]
Jay, you know
what the beginning of "love" is?

467
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,213
Oh, for god's sake,
we're just talking here.

468
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,747
Why do you always have
to make everything

469
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,906
bigger than it is?!

470
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,074
L.O.
[Hello]

471
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,575
Hey, Phil, listen.

472
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,110
Does your pharmacy carry
lice shampoo?

473
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,211
Lily got it at school.

474
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,246
[ Clattering ]

475
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,048
Ooh, away, scary robot!

476
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,249
Away!

477
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,951
I can't breathe.

478
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,094
Well, good.
Neither can your hair pets.

479
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,419
What?
Nothing.

480
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,188
Lily got lice from someone.

481
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,889
Portia.
Who else?

482
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,291
You know what?
Skip the pharmacy.

483
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,926
Just...
Just borrow our lice kit.

484
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,270
It's in the basement.
The key's under the mat.

485
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,728
Thank you, Phil. Thanks.

486
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:56,930
All right!

487
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,599
Enough...
With scary robot!

488
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,410
But who wants to pretend to be
a dog and ride in the car?

489
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,769
I do!

490
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:03,870
Okay!
Meet you at the door!

491
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,305
And remember...

492
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,273
We're gonna keep our head
outside the window.

493
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,041
Fun!
Yeah, fun! Uh-huh!

494
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,043
Fun.

495
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,045
[ Whistle blows ]
All right,
the match is starting.

496
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,089
I feel that metal now
in my mouth,

497
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,147
like you were saying.

498
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,315
What if he loses?

499
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,883
Then we hide our disappointment.

500
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,961
Follow my lead.
I've been doing it for years.

501
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,586
[ Whistle blows ]

502
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,322
The kid needs to know
we support him no matter what.

503
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,257
Come on, Luke!
Luke!

504
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,959
Gil: Yeah!

505
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,094
[ Cackles ]

506
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,265
[ Sighs ]

507
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,980
All right.
They're gone.

508
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,115
Okay.
Let's get out of here.

509
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,316
Stay close.

510
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,283
[ Shoes squeaking ]
[ Sighs ]

511
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,784
Mom, you're unbelievable.

512
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,329
Ay, that's sweet,
but i know i look terrible.

513
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,155
You come down on me
for being self-conscious,

514
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,124
then you run and hide
because your face is red.

515
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,358
[ Gasps ] You're right.

516
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,460
I keep blaming
the high-school boys

517
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,530
for making you self-conscious,
and you're taking after me.

518
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,174
We can assign blame
when we're safely behind
our tinted windows.

519
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,299
[ Gasps ]

520
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,835
We're trapped!
Manny: No.

521
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:09,979
When i was
in the caveman exhibit,

522
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,371
i discovered fire exits.

523
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,781
I'll explain to you why
that's funny in the car.

524
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,773
Follow me.

525
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,208
No, Manny.

526
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,986
It's time for me to set
a good example for you.

527
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:17,977
[ Sighing ] Okay.

528
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:18,878
Mom, what are you doing?

529
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,313
I'm gonna show you

530
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,125
that it's not important
what other people think.

531
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,459
What is important is
that you stay true to yourself.

532
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,152
Ay.

533
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,021
It was the bravest thing
my mom had ever done.

534
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,189
Hey, everybody!

535
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,390
[ Shoes squeaking ]

536
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,392
Uh, hear my squeaky shoes?

537
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,993
Pretty funny, isn't it?

538
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,863
That's right, it's me...
Ol' squeaky shoes.

539
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,065
[ Chuckles ] Crazy!

540
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,532
Get a load of that pink shirt.

541
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,400
[ Chuckles ]
Aww, it's so pretty.

542
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,001
Hey, Manny, nice top.

543
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,336
Uh, but my shoes!

544
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,204
What about 'em, pink top?

545
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,872
[ Laughter ]

546
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,240
[ Sighs ]

547
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,310
It was the bravest thing
he has ever done.

548
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,011
They call me
"pink top."

549
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,513
My hero.

550
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,848
Pink top.

551
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,352
Hey!
Whoo! Good fight!

552
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,653
[ Gil cackling ]

553
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,855
We really blew it
with Luke today.

554
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,424
How could i do that?

555
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,893
My dad never missed
an opportunity to let me know

556
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,562
when i disappointed him,
and i do it to my grandkid.

557
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,331
It's just as much my fault.

558
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,375
I've seen what having
a disapproving father

559
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,400
has done to my wife.

560
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,367
I should've known better.

561
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,169
[ Sighs ] Dang it.

562
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,337
Buddy, i know you're upset.

563
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,172
You've got every right.

564
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,250
We made that wrestling match
all about our stupid feud.

565
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,542
That was wrong.

566
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,876
Forget about those jerks.

567
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,545
We couldn't be
anything but proud of you,

568
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,214
just like I'm super proud
of your mom.

569
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,582
Let's repair this one first.

570
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,256
We just don't want you
to beat yourself up

571
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,219
because you lost.

572
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,353
I'm not.

573
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,288
I just started wrestling.

574
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:38,125
Sure, it would've been nice
to win, but i tried my best.

575
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,693
I just said "dang it"
because i forgot to get a straw.

576
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,463
Son of a gun!
He's actually okay.

577
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,698
I don't buy it.
Why?
What are you talking about?

578
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,900
No kid lets down his father
and grandfather

579
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,369
and is that okay with it.

580
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,803
He's burying his feelings.

581
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,481
Or maybe he's just raised better
than that.

582
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,583
He knows it's pointless to fight
other people's battles.

583
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,443
It's all in the DNA, Phil.

584
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,378
My old man has a problem
with somebody?

585
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,646
Trust me... I'm looking

586
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,248
for that guy's kid
on the schoolyard.

587
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,382
It's how men work.

588
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,716
Or used to work.

589
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,218
Maybe those
thuggish pritchett genes

590
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,953
got mixed
with more evolved Dunphy genes,

591
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,955
resulting in a more elevated
human being.

592
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:09,998
Oh, my god!
He's attacking him!

593
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,057
Boys!

594
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,325
Hey! Hey!
Get off my kid!

595
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,060
Hey. Hey!
Get off my kid!

596
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,728
Aah!
You get off
of m kid!

597
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,664
Hey, hey!
Get off my daughter's husband!

598
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,932
[ Strained ] Would it kill you
to call me your kid, Jay?

599
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,401
[ Coughs ]

600
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,602
Oh, my god.
He was saving him.

601
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,471
Oh.
Have a good day.

602
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,439
Well... All's well
that ends well.

603
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,407
Yeah, yeah.
Here we go.

604
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,408
Grab a seat, son.

605
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,143
Move. Coming in.

606
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,010
I think, uh,
probably just a regular burger.

607
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,044
Yeah.

608
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,417
I can't see it anymore.
You think it's gone?

609
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,518
It could be hiding.

610
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,353
[ Gasps ]
I have an idea.

611
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,621
What are you doing?!

612
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,022
I'm gonna create a distraction

613
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,624
so that we can
make a break for it.

614
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,626
Okay, just give it a second
to warm up.

615
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,960
[ Click, machine humming ]
Okay.

616
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,305
[ Floorboards creak ]
[ Gasps ] It's back!

617
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,297
[ Whimpers ]

618
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,365
[ Footsteps approach ]

619
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,534
Cam: Oh, my gosh.

620
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,968
It's so dark down here.

621
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,337
Be careful, sweetie.

622
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,305
[ Possum hisses ]
[ Gasps ]

623
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,540
[ Both screaming ]

624
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,342
[ All screaming ]

625
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,981
What is going on down here?!

626
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,150
[ All screaming ]

627
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,188
All right, i got to admit
something right here.

628
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,457
You impressed me today, Luke.

629
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,692
That kid started choking.
You didn't see a rival or...

630
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,394
Yeah.

631
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,496
A chance to fight
your family's stupid battles.

632
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,165
You just saw somebody
who needed help.

633
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,467
And that makes you

634
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,001
the biggest man
in this whole car.

635
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,671
You just attacked him,
didn't you?

636
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,172
He made that choke sign.

637
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,709
I thought he was mocking
my wrestling.

638
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,878
Let's go ahead
and keep that to ourselves.
Yeah.

639
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,185
[ Doorbell rings ]
I'll get it.

640
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,663
Honey, i take back
everything i ever said

641
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,198
about this stupid invention.
[ Helmet humming ]

642
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,659
It has a name...
"the real head scratcher, t.M."

643
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,827
Hey!
Well, come on in.

644
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,596
Just want to say I'm sorry,
"doofy."

645
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,231
And yet you're still call...

646
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,732
What your kid did today
was amazing.

647
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,210
No hard feelings, right?
[ Clicks tongue ]

648
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,370
Hey, cam, hold off
on that thing for a second.

649
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,037
Lily, honey?

650
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,549
Are you kidding me?
It's all in good fun.

651
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,774
All right. Good.

652
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,608
Whoa!
Who's this little dumpling?

653
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,176
Only my niece.

654
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,678
[ Laughs ]

655
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,021
If there's one thing she loves,
it's piggy-back.

656
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,046
No, i don't.

657
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,615
Yep! Hop on up there!

658
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,050
All right!
Yeah! [ Laughs ]

659
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,118
Who's this man?

660
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,119
You can call me uncle Gil!

661
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,288
Uncle Gil!

662
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,522
You two look great together!

663
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,090
Get in there! Yeah!
[ Cackling ]

664
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,692
Yeah!

665
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,069
I'm telling you,
these little buggers love me.

666
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,095
[ Laughing ]
That's the plan!
Yeah!

667
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,697
[ Laughing ]
Whoo!

668
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,965
[ Both vocalizing ]