1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,472 Mwah! Okay, I've fed you. 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,375 Now, who's ready to watch some basketball? 3 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,009 Why am i looking at you? 4 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:10,044 I don't know. 5 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,088 Unlike you, i don't need a reason 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,589 to watch a bunch of guys run around in shorts. 7 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,915 Don't ruin this for me like you did with olympic diving. 8 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,717 Cam? Recording it. 9 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,053 Mitch and i are taking Alex and Manny to an art exhibit. 10 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:21,189 But, of course, everybody is welcome to join. 11 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,056 It's a retrospective 12 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,924 on post-war abstract expressionism. 13 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,159 Wait. For school? 14 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,194 No, for life. 15 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,428 Oh, thank god. 16 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,938 I don't even know who we fought in the post war. 17 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,499 Told you one car was enough. 18 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,601 Looks like it's just the two amigos. Haley? 19 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,604 Oh, sorry to brunch and bail, grandpa, but I've got a date. 20 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:37,571 Uh, with whom? 21 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,107 A gorgeous guy i met at school. 22 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,008 Ooh, goes there or cleans there? 23 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:41,775 Mom. 24 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:42,843 Answer the question. 25 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:43,844 So everyone's leaving? 26 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,012 No, I'm... I'm not. 27 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,091 I wish i had known this before i served the good bacon. 28 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,049 You did not serve the good bacon. 29 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,560 Shh! Don't you have a tiny dress to buy? 30 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,752 [ Squeals ] 31 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,721 Yes, we do! 32 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,790 We asked Gloria to take Lily to pick out her flower-girl dress. 33 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,593 Yeah, we're clearly not following every wedding tradition, 34 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,462 but there will damn sure be one dress 35 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,397 the grooms don't see until the big day. 36 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:04,965 And we also asked Claire to go 37 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,201 because we thought her sensible style 38 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,137 nicely complements Gloria's flair. 39 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,772 That way Lily doesn't end up looking too... 40 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,207 [ Hums "la cucaracha" ] 41 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:14,242 Or too... 42 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,444 [ As sad trombone ] "Wah-wah." 43 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,614 Captions by vitac... 44 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,617 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 45 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:26,620 And brought to you by Ford. Go further. 46 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,989 *** 47 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,292 Andy: No, that's what i said. 48 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,493 There's my boy. 49 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,927 I know you're talking to Joe, 50 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:36,063 but that still feels really good to hear. 51 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,098 Okay, clocking out. 52 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,167 Ch-ch-boop! 53 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,801 You know, Andy, if you want, 54 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,112 you can stay and watch the game. 55 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,472 Otherwise, I'll just be here by myself. 56 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,939 I'm right here. 57 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,275 I-I'd love to, Mr. p, 58 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,777 but i got to come up with an anniversary gift 59 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:50,978 for my girlfriend. 60 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,522 I make her something different every year, 61 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,482 like a scrapbook or a nice scarf. 62 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:55,916 This year, i was thinking 63 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,818 maybe i could bake her some banana bread. 64 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,321 Ohh, i am the king of banana bread. 65 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,622 You know my secret? 66 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,690 No nuts. 67 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,292 Not such a secret. 68 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,494 I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. 69 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,496 Pretty sure my artistry is what locked her down. 70 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,030 I got to make this year's special. 71 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:10,998 With her in the coast guard, 72 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,533 i, like, hardly ever get to see her. 73 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,835 Well, this is just off the dome, 74 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,171 but, uh, maybe send her a fun video? 75 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:20,541 Ooh, she does love "rock of ages." 76 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,042 Or you could make your own video... 77 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,677 Something romantic and personal 78 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,112 with real production value. 79 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,191 I got some pretty choice equipment back at the house. 80 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,048 I'd be happy to help. 81 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,350 Would you really? Yeah! 82 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,851 Yes! 83 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:31,885 Great! Let's do it! 84 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,354 Luke, buddy, I'll pick you up later. 85 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,888 We can go check out some wheels. 86 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,991 I thought you were gonna stay and watch the game. 87 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,493 I knew you loved me. 88 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,061 Get out! 89 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,463 Come on. 90 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,665 Wheels? What, are you looking at cars already? 91 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,866 Pottery wheels. 92 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,301 I have to pick a spring elective, 93 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,136 and dad thinks i should take ceramics 94 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,137 'cause lots of girls do. 95 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,839 You know what a lot of girls don't do? 96 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,173 Guys who take ceramics. 97 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,042 You got a wood shop at your school? 98 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,377 I can't really build stuff. 99 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,379 I mostly take apart and apologize. 100 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,913 You got to know how to build things. 101 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,882 I can build suspense. How? 102 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,284 Well, get this. 103 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,687 Huh? 104 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,021 Garage. Now. 105 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,159 What's a bridal store? 106 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,395 It's a place with the most wonderful dresses 107 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,063 that you have ever seen. 108 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,341 We're gonna get you the perfect one 109 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:20,234 even if it takes us all day. 110 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,869 Found it. 111 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,604 Oh, no, sweetie. That's a costume. 112 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,573 You can't wear a costume to a wedding. 113 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,608 Why not? Belle's a Princess. 114 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,009 She faced the beast. 115 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,178 She stood up to the townspeople. 116 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,246 What have you done? 117 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:37,084 I... Got us into that tiny, little parking spot. 118 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,687 Princess dresses are not the only pretty dresses. 119 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,055 I want to be a Princess. I want to be a Princess! 120 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,724 Stop that right now. 121 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,226 Your dads want you to have a flower-girl dress, 122 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,061 and that's what we're going to get you. 123 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,196 So march. 124 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,732 It was... It was marked "compact" and... 125 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,302 And we're driving a minivan, so... 126 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,069 Alex: Hey, thanks for inviting us to this. 127 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,405 Oh, no problem. 128 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,148 You know, I'm surprised that this particular foursome 129 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,317 doesn't hang out more often, considering... 130 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,476 We're the cultured ones in the family? 131 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,711 I wouldn't say that. 132 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,945 Outside of this group. 133 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:05,979 [ Laughter ] 134 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,247 Did you know your father 135 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:09,092 actually goes to the grocery store to buy books? 136 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,418 I did know that, yeah. 137 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,652 I also know that the best way 138 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,096 to get my sister to fall asleep is to... 139 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,622 Show her a movie with subtitles. 140 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,656 Bonne nuit, mama. 141 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,090 We should be nice and grateful 142 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,635 that we have this day to spend together 143 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,093 in our own private salon. 144 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,161 Don't tell my mom that. 145 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,096 She'll show up and ask to get her roots done. 146 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,097 [ Laughter ] 147 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,699 Manny! That's true. It's true. 148 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,102 Thanks, Manny. 149 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,004 I am so excited for this exhibit. 150 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,006 I'm such an admirer of kandinsky. 151 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,274 You know, he was credited 152 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:37,010 with painting the first truly abstract work. 153 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,245 Is that so? Mm-hmm. 154 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,780 To be honest, i was a little nervous 155 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,157 about holding my own with those three, 156 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:44,518 so [Smacks lips] i did a little boning up on kandinsky. 157 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,020 Figured it couldn't hurt to have a few facts in my pocket. 158 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:50,424 My backup plan was to touch a painting and get thrown out. 159 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,825 Miss, hi. Excuse me. 160 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,699 Can you tell us where the kandinsky exhibit is? 161 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,295 You know, wassily kandinsky? 162 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,164 Born in Moscow, son of a tea merchant? 163 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,099 I'm sorry. That exhibit was temporary. 164 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,100 It's closed. 165 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,101 What? 166 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,002 No. 167 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,137 Oh, i love this Matisse. 168 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,549 You know this is one of his final works. 169 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,784 His failing health led to his exploration of paper cutouts. 170 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,310 Ah, yes. I believe he called it "painting with scissors." 171 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,155 Mm-hmm. And he was also a contemporary of Picasso. 172 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,190 You can definitely see how they influenced each other. 173 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,616 Right, cam? Huh? 174 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,951 Uh, well, you know, it really reminds me... 175 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,520 Of, uh, kandinsky. 176 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,788 How so? 177 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,723 Well, not so much in look, more in texture. 178 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,634 No, no, cam! No, please, sir, don't touch the art. 179 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,026 I'm sorry. I'll leave the premises. 180 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,027 No, it's... it's fine. 181 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,496 Just take a few steps back. 182 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:34,502 Beth, i would swim the deepest, sharkiest oceans 183 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,903 to be with you. 184 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,037 What are you doing? 185 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,071 Phil: Cut! 186 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,207 Well, now we have a blooper reel. 187 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,510 We're making a video love letter for Andy's girlfriend. 188 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,312 Your dad uses his computer to put in cool backgrounds 189 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,881 while i act out all the things that i would do to be with her, 190 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,518 like swim an ocean or climb a mountain. 191 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,019 Ooh, how about you buy a plane ticket 192 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,687 and visit her like a normal person? 193 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,699 I would, but the coast guard keeps her really busy. 194 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,725 Eyes. Does she like it? 195 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,394 She's probably so lonely with only two other women to talk to 196 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,062 in her whole 40-person unit. 197 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,864 So you're saying it's just your girlfriend 198 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,766 and 36 super in-shape dudes? 199 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,501 37. And it's not what you think. 200 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,703 The coast guard seriously frowns on fraternizing. 201 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:10,904 It's forbidden. 202 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,573 That doesn't make it hot. 203 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,384 Oh, i got some on your face. You're gonna shine. 204 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,243 I'll go get some of my... Claire's powder. 205 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,779 My Claire. She's my wife. 206 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,014 I thought you had a date to go on. 207 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,215 I do. 208 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,951 When's he gonna get here? 209 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,052 Whenever he does. 210 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,120 He's just, like, a few minutes late. 211 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,122 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry. 212 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,924 That is so rude. 213 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,427 A real man would be more considerate of your time. 214 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,528 You're right. 215 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,963 That's why every year 216 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,599 people magazine names the "consideratest" man alive. 217 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,800 [ Laughs ] 218 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,935 Oh, man, you can make fun of me all you want, 219 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,136 but when you grow up, 220 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,105 you'll see what qualities make up a real man. 221 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,106 Phil: Someone say "makeup"? 222 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,808 I did. [ Laughs ] 223 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,109 All right, here we go. 224 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,478 Oh, yeah. Much better. 225 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,471 You know what? I think I'm gonna shadow down here. 226 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,395 Claire: Gloria, you are gonna love this one. 227 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,230 I think we have finally found the perfect dress. 228 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,490 [ Monotone ] Ta-da. 229 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,793 It's nice, but i don't like the bow. 230 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:06,960 Let's try more. 231 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,304 We've tried on six dresses already. 232 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,963 She's fine with this. Right, Lily? 233 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,164 I don't care. 234 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,733 See? She loves it. Done. 235 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,334 Go try the lace one. 236 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,769 Seriously? 237 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:18,338 This is endless. 238 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,940 Why are you dragging this out? 239 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,075 Because we haven't found the right dress. 240 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,144 You have got to be a better shopper than this. 241 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,089 I have seen you buy three outfits while driving a car. 242 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,915 Come on. It's fun. 243 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,282 I don't have any daughters. 244 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:33,120 All i get to buy is tuxedos, and they all look the same. 245 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,087 But don't tell Manny that 246 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,956 because i don't want to hear another lecture. 247 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,090 It's funny. 248 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,359 I have never cared about any of this stuff. 249 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:42,095 I didn't even wear a wedding dress when i married Phil. 250 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,363 Never even tried one on. 251 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:45,032 [ Gasps ] 252 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,967 Easy. That is the reaction 253 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,444 for when there's a man behind me with a gun. 254 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,313 All i said is i don't care about wedding dresses. 255 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,540 Because you've never been in one. 256 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,974 I'm gonna pick some for you to try. 257 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,943 Okay, no, no. No need. Mnh-mnh. 258 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,477 Come on, you'll feel beautiful. 259 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:00,548 Then you can go back to your... Boy clothes. 260 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,949 Hey. 261 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,893 I bought this shirt for Luke and i couldn't return it. 262 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,819 And i don't have all day to try on dresses. 263 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,387 Lily: Oh, and i do? 264 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,789 It'll be fun for me. 265 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,123 You're my stepdaughter. 266 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,659 I'm older than you. 267 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:14,995 You see? It's already fun. 268 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:18,231 We're gonna start by building a simple toolbox. 269 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,400 First, I'm gonna show you how to cut the wood. 270 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,536 I know you're a little young for this, goober. 271 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,671 Try to soak it all up. 272 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,405 What's this thing? A table vise. 273 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,875 [ To tune of "edelweiss" ] Table vise, ta... 274 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,009 No. 275 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,682 I already went through this with Mitchell. 276 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,312 That's what we're here to prevent. 277 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,381 Didn't your dad teach you any of this stuff? 278 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,550 He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor. 279 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,085 'Cause who needs the jaws of life 280 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,519 if you have a good knock-knock joke? 281 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:42,189 Luke, grab the goggles over there, please. 282 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,425 And try to pay attention. 283 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,095 We measure twice, and we cut once. 284 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,330 Hey, grandpa, can you bench 180 pounds? 285 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,932 I just said pay attention. 286 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,034 And that's actually 205 with the bar. 287 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,869 I'll lift that for you later. 288 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,940 I can see you're not gonna let up about that. 289 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,942 Eh, I'm okay. Spot me. 290 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,511 Now, if this thing goes south, 291 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,013 i want you to call 911 292 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,916 and tell Joe his old man died as he lived... 293 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,550 Saving a trainload of people. 294 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,285 [ Grunts ] 295 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:15,956 [ Inhaling, exhaling, and grunting rhythmically ] 296 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,293 All right. That's enough for now. 297 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,895 [ Chuckles ] Whoa. 298 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,898 Tell me everything you know about women. 299 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,566 [ Laughter ] 300 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,401 [ Speaks French ] 301 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,137 [ Laughs ] Yeah, that last thing. 302 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,239 Funny. Funny. Funny. 303 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,107 I must be a little behind you guys. 304 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,208 His words. 305 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,144 [ Laughs ] 306 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,079 Do you feel what's happening here? 307 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,413 I feel pinching. No. 308 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,582 I'm the weak link of this super group. 309 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,917 They know it and i know it. 310 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,328 It's fine when we're all in a big group, 311 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,888 but once we're separated from the herd, 312 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,957 the hooves come out. Don't you mean "claws"? 313 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,060 Clawed animals don't travel in herds, Mitchell. 314 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,629 Packs, flocks, and prides. Why can't we be on a farm? 315 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,430 I'd make you all look like such idiots. 316 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,099 You know what? 317 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,968 I'm just gonna wait outside. 318 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,602 Wh... no. Cam, come on. 319 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,137 You're being silly. 320 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:07,741 To be perfectly honest, i-i really needed cam to stay. 321 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,010 The minute he goes, I'm the dumb one. 322 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,945 I-i took an art history class once, 323 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,682 but that was just to look at naked Italian dudes, so... 324 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:17,017 Remember now, you're in subzero temperatures. 325 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,618 The only thing keeping you warm 326 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,921 is the heat of your fiery passion. 327 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,090 And... Go! 328 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,491 My beautiful Beth... 329 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,960 Colder! My b-b-beautiful b-Beth. 330 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,195 Colder! B-b-b-b... 331 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,030 That's too cold. That's too cold. 332 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,098 B-b-Beth! 333 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,033 Now we're talking! 334 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,167 You're so beautiful to me! 335 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,202 Yes! 336 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,838 Why am i so intent on helping Andy? 337 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,973 I love filmmaking and i love love. 338 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:43,176 I guess you could say i enjoy making love on film, 339 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,013 and now i don't have to do it by myself. 340 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:49,182 Beth, this is my long way of saying i miss you. 341 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,384 Th... uh. You know, this is weird. 342 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,953 I don't really know where to look. 343 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,087 No, it's not weird. 344 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,224 J-just look deep into my eyes and sweep me off my feet. 345 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,892 All right. 346 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,394 Honey... 347 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,896 Yeah, that's weird. It is. Yeah. 348 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,040 Haley, honey, can you help us? 349 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,498 I don't think anyone can. 350 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,835 Just let Andy hold you "officer and a gentleman" style, 351 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,303 and I'll superimpose Beth's face over yours on the computer. 352 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,739 That's insane. 353 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,406 I know. I can do anything with this. 354 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,375 If she's not comfortable... you know what, guys? 355 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,986 This whole thing is really sad and pathetic. 356 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,713 No girl wants a guy that tries this hard. 357 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,182 If i got this video, I'd call the police. 358 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,584 Some girls actually like guys who are nice to them. 359 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,153 Some girls like 36 of them. 360 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,687 There's 37 of them! 361 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:28,998 Okay, this is passion. We can use it. 362 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,090 Andy, pick her up. 363 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,659 All right, let's just get this over with. Oh, god. 364 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,162 Oh, my gosh, he's actually picking me up! Dad! 365 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,030 It's just for a minute. Now lock eyes and... 366 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:37,998 Action. 367 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,400 [ Sighs ] 368 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:44,604 Honey, this is my long way of saying i miss you. 369 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,007 I don't have to climb a mountain 370 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,878 or swim an ocean to be with you, 371 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,413 'cause you're always with me... 372 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,215 In my thoughts, 373 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,350 my dreams... 374 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,019 My heart. 375 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,890 You deserve more than i could possibly ever give you, 376 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,125 but everything i have is yours. 377 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,328 I love you. 378 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,199 Cut! 379 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,466 That was beautiful. 380 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,044 I really felt that one. Did you feel that one? 381 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,436 No, i didn't feel anything. 382 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,071 I was talking to Andy. 383 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,107 I know! Put me down, freak! 384 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,074 Ugh! 385 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,275 Wow. 386 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,145 That really takes me back to my cheerleading days. 387 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,660 Alex: How could a guy with so much pain 388 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,796 create such hopeful imagery? 389 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,163 I certainly couldn't paint like that 390 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,923 if my mother was dying of consumption. 391 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,124 The last time she had a cold, 392 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,492 i could barely arrange the flowers on the front table. 393 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,994 You know what i found so interesting? 394 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,605 Was that the first painting and the last painting 395 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,663 were so similar, 396 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,074 and i think that that was intentional, 397 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,334 a comment on the perpetual motion of life. 398 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,069 The first painting was the last painting. 399 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,103 We walked in a circle. 400 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,973 Are you sure? Yeah. 401 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,417 So... You know, I'm gonna go check on cam 402 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,519 because he's been alone f-for quite some time. Mm-hmm. 403 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,321 And, you know, he's probably touching a painting. 404 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,779 N-no, don't go! 405 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,148 We're having such a good time. 406 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,084 I guess it's just you and me now. 407 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,920 It was okay when cam left and passed the dunce cap to Mitchell, 408 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,122 but with him gone, it went to me. 409 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,491 What i would've given to have Luke there. 410 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,592 Ah, Luke. 411 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,062 Sweet as custard and just as smart. 412 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,497 And presto. 413 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,632 Thank you so much, Mr. Dunphy. 414 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,168 I wish i could repay you somehow. 415 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,703 Nah. Next time you're with your girlfriend, just think of me. 416 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:24,504 Done. 417 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,205 [ Horn honks ] 418 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,539 Later. 419 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,975 Who's that? 420 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:28,876 My date. 421 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,677 Your lunch date? It's 5:00. 422 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,711 He fell asleep. 423 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,780 But he texted me right when he woke up. 424 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,392 Well, then, you'd think he'd be well-rested enough to walk to the front door. 425 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,351 Yeah, a gentleman honks to support the troops, 426 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,486 not summon his girlfriend. 427 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,954 Although my girlfriend is a troop, 428 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,856 so in my case, it's a little confusing. 429 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,724 Oh, my god, it's still talking. 430 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,526 Because it knows you're not being respected. 431 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,727 Thank you. You bet. 432 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,696 Ugh. You guys don't understand how dating works 433 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,697 in the real world. 434 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,165 What are you talking about? 435 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,467 Look at everything Andy did for Beth today. 436 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,170 I just live my life to make her happy. 437 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,171 I'm gonna give this to the mailman 438 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,648 who's gonna give it to the coast guard, 439 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,074 and by this time tomorrow, 440 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,742 someone in the coast guard's 441 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,878 gonna be giving it to my girlfriend. 442 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,255 Can you imagine the smile on her face 443 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,714 when she takes it all in? 444 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:11,919 Okay, I'm gonna go while you two replay that in your minds. 445 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,988 [ Door opens, closes ] Oh, my gosh. 446 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,723 Would you like to re-enact "gravity"? 447 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,857 Yes. Sandra bullock! 448 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,659 Ugh. Dang it! 449 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,261 Good call. That was quick. 450 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,064 Hey. 451 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,332 "Hey"? 452 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,567 That's what i get after i waited for you all afternoon? 453 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,602 Uh... You look good? 454 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,938 I know that. 455 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,772 You were supposed to pick me up hours ago. 456 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,008 You were, like, the first or second person 457 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,343 i texted after i woke up. 458 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,179 Aww! That's so sweet. 459 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,014 Did it even occur to you to come to the door? 460 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,016 [ Scoffs ] Who comes to the door? 461 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,417 A gentleman. 462 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,054 Could you at least open the car door for me? 463 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,058 Now can we go? 464 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,526 You know what? Go take another nap. 465 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,794 I'd rather wait for someone 466 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,263 who'd walk through a blizzard for me 467 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,965 and only honks to support the troops! 468 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,933 I don't understand you. 469 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,734 Neither do i! 470 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:02,768 [ Sighs ] 471 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:05,939 [ Gasps ] 472 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,207 Ta-da. 473 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,210 Claire, you look beautiful. You're glowing. 474 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,945 I'm not glowing. I'm sweating. 475 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,280 Come on. 476 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,116 Look at yourself in the mirror. 477 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:20,420 Don't tell me that you don't feel gorgeous and special. 478 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,555 Wow. 479 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,257 You're right. 480 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,126 I am radiant. 481 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:31,064 Oh, it's like I'm in a... In a fairy tale or a dream. 482 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,132 Oh! 483 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,066 Lies! 484 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,834 You're faking it. 485 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,169 Well, I'm sorry! 486 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,570 Look who raised me. 487 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:41,474 I am my father's daughter... And also kind of his son. 488 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,910 And i lied about that being Luke's shirt. 489 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,146 I bought it for myself in three colors. 490 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,148 I am trying to help you out here, Gloria, 491 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,749 but this just isn't me. 492 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,284 You did help me. 493 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,320 I am glad i didn't have daughters. 494 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,855 You know, at least when i take Manny shopping, 495 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,624 we make a day of it. 496 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:01,161 I don't even have to ask him to twirl because he just does it. 497 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,163 Vamos, Lily! 498 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,932 Lily? 499 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,833 Lily? Lily? 500 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:07,967 Is she... no. 501 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,536 No? She's gone. She's gone. 502 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,337 Lily! Wait. Wait. 503 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,704 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 504 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,040 No, the dress! 505 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,141 [ Alarm blaring ] 506 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,142 Lily? Lily? 507 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,110 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 508 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,946 I can't run in these shoes! 509 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,948 I bet you wish you had boy shoes now, huh? 510 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,982 Lily? 511 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,151 [ Breathing heavily ] 512 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,353 Claire, stop! What? 513 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,255 Look! Oh, my god. 514 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,992 Okay, run, run. Come on. Come on! 515 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,696 [ Both breathing heavily ] 516 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,965 She looks so happy. 517 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,133 She does. 518 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,135 Oh, she really does. 519 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,137 They're gonna kill us. 520 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,173 What sort of Princess? 521 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,742 The kind that dances with beasts and won't marry gaston. 522 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:50,710 Really? What? 523 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,345 It's the only dress she likes. 524 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,881 Lily wants to come to the wedding as belle. 525 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,517 Makes sense. She went to pepper's seder as dora the explorer. 526 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,086 [ Both chuckle ] 527 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,687 I-it's fine. 528 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,988 Are you sure? 529 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,323 Yes. Yes. 530 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,991 A-as long as she's happy. 531 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,902 A gay wedding is hardly the place to stop someone 532 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,428 from being who they want to be. 533 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,029 [ Cellphone beeps ] 534 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,164 They said it's fine. 535 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,166 Yay! I'm finally happy! 536 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,001 Mm! 537 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,169 What? 538 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,004 I saw you twirl. 539 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,005 Oh, i did not. 540 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,373 Yes, you did. 541 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,442 Such a pretty girl. 542 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,576 Shut up. 543 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,044 You're a girl. 544 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,746 How about that daughter of ours? 545 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,715 She marches to the beat of her own drum, huh? 546 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,582 Yeah. Exactly. 547 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,118 S-so, why are we so concerned 548 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,852 what two nerdy teenagers think of us? 549 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,454 Isn't the true mark of intelligence 550 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,931 being able to admit what you don't know? 551 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,857 Shh. Here comes Manny. Oh, my god. Did he hear me? 552 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,625 Hey, guys. 553 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,692 Nothin'. 554 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,027 Hey, what are you doing out here? 555 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,038 You guys invited us so we could spend the day together. 556 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,931 It felt wrong that you two are out here 557 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,375 and i was in there all alone with Alex. 558 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,634 Couldn't keep up, could you? 559 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,212 She knows everything. She made a docent cry. 560 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,903 It's okay. We're faking it, too. 561 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,605 Well, duh. Alex: There you guys are. 562 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,606 Nothin'. 563 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,142 Uh, we were just headed back in. 564 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,252 Yeah, I'm getting a second wind. 565 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,877 Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. 566 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,447 Uh, what do you say we go check out some food trucks? Really? 567 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,948 I'll go back in if you guys want, 568 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,650 but I'm actually really hungry. 569 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,494 Yeah, whatever you want. Okay, well, whatever you need, yeah. 570 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,653 Thanks, guys. 571 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,557 If I'm being honest, i had to get out of there. 572 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,226 I was exhausted from having to dumb it down all day. 573 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,994 Really? The neck? 574 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,964 Yeah, a kiss on the neck opens all kinds of doors. 575 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:18,997 Last one. 576 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,003 Great job, champ. 577 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,314 Who said you can't build anything? 578 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,907 My dad, the police, a doctor. 579 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,076 You got a gift. Trust me. Take shop. 580 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,011 I think I'm gonna. 581 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,347 Hey, how'd you get to know so much about everything? 582 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,615 From my dad, mostly. 583 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,650 He taught me how to use a drill, change a tire, 584 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,986 fake an injury when a buddy asks you to help him move. 585 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,255 [ Chuckles ] Everything a man needs to get by. 586 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,324 I'm just glad i have someone to pass it on to. 587 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,492 You've got Manny. 588 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,160 Mm. 589 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,929 Manny came to me kind of fully cooked. 590 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,174 And i was an idiot with Mitchell, 591 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,300 and by the time this guy gets old enough, 592 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,634 who knows how much I'll remember? 593 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,037 These are my prime wisdom-giving years. 594 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,472 You got any more questions, Luke? 595 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,774 Just one... Can i have a sip? 596 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,142 The beer? Sure. What the hell. 597 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,977 Awesome. My first drink of beer. 598 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,979 Jay: I remember the day i gave Mitchell 599 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,981 his first taste of beer. 600 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,483 He winced and carried on 601 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,985 like someone was digging a bullet out of his leg. 602 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,524 I couldn't take that moment away from Phil. 603 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,192 Hang on. Wait a second. Let me see that. 604 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,627 [ Sniffs ] 605 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,329 No, this beer's skunked. 606 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,496 It's no good. 607 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,498 Damn fridge must be on the Fritz again. 608 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,566 Aw, man. 609 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,534 Really? 610 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,901 Sorry, buddy. 611 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,746 It's probably time to call your dad anyway, right? 612 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,071 Okay. Wait a second. 613 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,249 I want to give you something. 614 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,341 But those are yours. 615 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,675 What's a grandfather for 616 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,810 if he can't give his grandson a couple of tools? 617 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,279 Thanks, grandpa. 618 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:42,982 Joe... 619 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,918 I know you're all about the boobs right now, 620 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,087 but trust me... 621 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,789 The neck. 622 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,860 [ Slowly ] Don't let go! 623 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,729 [ Slowly ] Don't worry, George Clooney, i won't! 624 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,097 You're too handsome! 625 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,534 Watch out for incoming space junk! 626 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,169 From where? 627 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,571 Your zipper's down! 628 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,105 [ Normal voice ] Oh, is it? 629 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,416 [ Normal voice ] Yeah, it is. Just... Sorry. 630 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,608 What's Andy doing here? 631 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,510 They're making a video for his girlfriend. 632 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,845 Yeah? What's it called, "dorks in space"? 633 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,381 Oh, it was actually sweet. 634 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,682 It's weird. 635 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,017 There's something about him. You know what i mean? 636 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,786 Yeah, he's just like dad. 637 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,721 Ew, ew, ew! 638 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,923 In space, no one can hear you scream. 639 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:24,924 What?! 640 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,361 In space, no one can hear you scream! 641 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,096 I can't hear you! 642 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,063 In spa... 643 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,641 Oh, i just got it. That's good. That's good. 644 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,533 Thank you. 645 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,726 That's awesome. [ Both laugh ] 646 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,474 There's no denying it is original, 647 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,443 but you can see the influence of pollock. 648 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,578 While the pattern seems haphazard and random, 649 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,980 it belies a purposefulness... A-an intentionality. 650 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,616 You know, i think what I'm responding to 651 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,285 is the clashing juxtaposition of color... 652 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,987 The bright yellow against the dark background. 653 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,925 It's like a ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak world. 654 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,628 If i may take a contrary position... Mm. 655 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,763 I think it speaks to the absurdity 656 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,832 and folly of human endeavor. Mm. 657 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,668 Like our futile struggle for perfection. 658 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,669 Alex: I get it. 659 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,670 I got mustard on my shirt. 660 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,738 Get over it. 661 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,981 I know we're joking, but all kidding aside, 662 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,141 it really does remind me of kandinsky's... 663 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,174 Oh!