1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:03,637 Hey! 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,473 We got a package from my dad. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,151 No air holes in the box. That's a good sign. 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,909 Lily loved having that chicken. 5 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,187 One more time than she realized. 6 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,988 Listen, i just got an e-mail from our wedding singer. 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,481 He has a small request. Another one? 8 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,749 Since when does the wedding singer send us requests? 9 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:18,152 Well, no, he just wants to change a few songs in your medley 10 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,230 to avoid overlap with the stuff that he's performing. 11 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,922 Well, i hope it's none of my showstoppers. 12 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,891 Oh, they're all showstoppers. 13 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,726 [ Chuckling ] Oh, you're too kind. 14 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,562 Oh, my gosh, it's us. 15 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,731 For our wedding cake. 16 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:31,932 Couldn't you just die? 17 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,534 I really think i could. 18 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:36,570 My dad made this. He's a world-class soap carver. 19 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,082 You know, once, when i was a kid, i cussed, 20 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,808 and my mom washed my mouth out with the leaning tower of pisa. 21 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,112 She still blames herself to this day. 22 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,947 Oh, i would have nixed that wedding topper immediately, 23 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,449 but cam and i have an agreement. 24 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,385 We... we each got three vetoes of each other's wedding ideas... 25 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,720 No questions asked. 26 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:55,456 And it... it worked for... A while. 27 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,925 I think you're gonna love my wedding board. 28 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,627 I'm pretty excited, too. 29 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,461 Veto. Veto. 30 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,362 Veto. Veto. 31 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,396 Veto. Veto. 32 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,899 [ Voice breaking ] I'm sorry I'm so emotional. 33 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,202 It's just the nicest thing ever. 34 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,779 You don't think that i look just a little bit... 35 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,939 I mean, my dad carved through his arthritis! 36 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,207 Maybe it's the kicky leg. 37 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:16,910 I mean, the hours his ruined hands put into this. 38 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:19,113 He found us in soap. 39 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:21,482 Today, Mitchell, i know love. 40 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,052 I no love, either. 41 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,055 Captions by vitac... 42 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,058 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 43 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,061 And brought to you by Ford. Go further. 44 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,665 *** 45 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,633 so, take your time looking around. 46 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,934 Thanks. 47 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,646 Phil: I'm helping Gloria sell the old apartment 48 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,638 that she and Manny lived in before she met Jay. 49 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,340 It's in an up-and-coming neighborhood 50 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,941 with a distinct multicultural bent 51 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:50,611 that's undergoing an exciting urban renewal. 52 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:53,447 That's a fancy way of saying "the gays found it." 53 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:56,284 I can't believe that i lived here for five years. 54 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,118 Even turning the lights on was a pain. 55 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,953 Look at this. 56 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,021 [ Laughs ] 57 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,123 Mrs. Rivera: Keep it down, you bitch! 58 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:05,959 [ Voice breaking ] Ay. Mrs. Rivera's still alive. 59 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,861 I am really digging this place. 60 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:08,829 Phil: Right? 61 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,130 The gas stove, the moldings... 62 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,699 They don't make 'em like this anymore. 63 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,833 I'll probably gut it. 64 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,468 Rip it out. That's what I'd do. 65 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,969 [ Grunts ] 66 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,372 I want my contractor to swing by, but i really like it. 67 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:19,940 Great. All right. Thanks. 68 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,509 Bye-bye. Talk to you soon. 69 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,378 So nice to meet you. 70 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,613 I'm not selling to him. 71 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,814 What? Really? 72 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:27,981 He's a quality buyer. 73 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,850 You're tired of finding renters. 74 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,452 This is a family building. 75 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:35,022 Generations have lived there, and usually at the same time. 76 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,857 He just wants to flip it. 77 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,025 Okay. 78 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,528 I got a backup i can probably get here in an hour. 79 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,396 You want to wait in there? 80 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:45,132 You walk in that door, you never come out. 81 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,643 No, no, not the bar... The coffee shop. 82 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,135 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 83 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,136 Oh. 84 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,504 But we can wait next door. 85 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:53,374 That's my old hair salon where i used to work. 86 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,008 You can get drinks there, too. 87 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,644 Oh. 88 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,247 Rita: Gloria! 89 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,349 [ All speaking Spanish ] 90 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,592 [ Laughing ] What's so funny? 91 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,560 What's so funny? 92 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,094 She thinks you're my lover. 93 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,696 [ Laughing ] That is funny! 94 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,666 I don't know if it's "a room full of women laughing" funny, 95 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,600 but... [ Laughter ] 96 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,668 Ay, Rita, no. 97 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,270 Phil is a friend of mine, 98 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,005 and we're just killing time before an appointment. 99 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,942 I hate to ask, Gloria, but my new girl hasn't shown up. 100 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,844 Any chance you could help? 101 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,613 Ay, of course! 102 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,948 It will be so much fun! [ Laughs ] 103 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,850 Oh! I don't want to ruin my nails. 104 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,686 Phil, would you do my shampooing? 105 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,196 Well, i-i guess so. We've got the time. 106 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,455 Just a warning... 107 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,724 I haven't shampooed professionally since college, 108 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,794 and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear. 109 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,397 Wow. That was super-braggy. [ Laughs ] 110 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,566 What do we got, double sinks? What's the nozzle sitch? 111 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,801 Not to sound too braggy, 112 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,304 but your mom was kind of a badass at work this week. 113 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,406 It was hard enough with grandpa being sick 114 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,807 and me suddenly in charge, 115 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,777 but it was just one crisis after another. 116 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,946 Luke, honey, we're going! 117 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:09,116 Fire in the warehouse, surprise inspection from osha, 118 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,051 our biggest buyer tried to pull out of a deal, 119 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,620 and i have to talk him off a ledge. 120 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,488 Whatever. It's over now. 121 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,490 I don't want to bore you guys with this stuff. 122 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,492 So, when i get to work on Wednesday, 123 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,827 Margaret is already in tears, 124 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,662 and there are two cops in the waiting room, 125 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,963 and i say to them, 126 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,674 "one of you had better be able to drive an 18-Wheeler, 127 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,100 "because I've got 100 rosewood panels to get to victorville, 128 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,636 or it's coming out of my paycheck." 129 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,738 I told you guys about the drivers and the bad tuna? 130 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,272 Bad tuna, yes. Yeah. Yes, i did. 131 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,273 Whew. 132 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,242 Hey, mom, i forgot how fun this car was. 133 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,611 And these automatic doors and that TV in the back. 134 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,012 You know what else was fun? 135 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,181 The party they threw for me at work on Friday. 136 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,183 I mean, it was a little bit embarrassing. 137 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,118 I didn't even know "she-ro" was a word, 138 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,355 and there it was, in icing. 139 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,589 [ Laughs ] 140 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,591 Hello, hello! 141 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,326 Welcome to Jay's night. Names, please. 142 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,770 Want to make sure you're on the list. 143 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,162 Kidding! Just excited. 144 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:58,031 Appetizers on the bar, scrabble on the coffee table, 145 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,501 and our feature presentation, "the great escape." 146 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,135 Speaking of which, Haley... 147 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,137 Don't worry, grandpa. I'm not leaving. 148 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,839 I have no plans for the night. 149 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:06,940 Me, either. 150 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,208 But when i say it, it's news. 151 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,143 When you say any complete sentence, it's news. 152 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,617 Okay, girls. Dad, you feeling better? 153 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,880 You had a rough week, huh? 154 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:13,947 Nah. I'm fine. 155 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,024 Looks like you had a big week. 156 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,784 You heard about that? 157 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,986 Yeah, i got the blow-by-blow on all the office drama. 158 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,220 By the way, sincerely... 159 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,221 Yeah? 160 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,222 Great... 161 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,493 Great guacamole on the bar, there. 162 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,530 Wow. That's it? 163 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,332 Everything you did for him, and he doesn't even say "thank you"? 164 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,001 I get it. 165 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,869 It's "hero" with a "she." 166 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:36,870 [ Scoffs ] 167 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,305 Okay, I'm up to speed. 168 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,140 Yeah, that was cold. 169 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,141 It's just his way. 170 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,810 After years of disappointment, 171 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,713 i have learned not to expect a pat on the head from my dad. 172 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:46,914 He's not capable of it. 173 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,216 But it has taught me a very important lesson 174 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,151 that you girls should learn, too... 175 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,421 Approval comes from within. 176 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,422 I knew that, mom. 177 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,557 'Course you did, 'cause you're smart. 178 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,362 Hey, is Lily out of the tub? We got to be at my dad's soon. 179 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:03,597 Cam: Oh, no! 180 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,274 It's not that big of a deal. We can be a little late. 181 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:09,202 No! Lily had the cake topper in the tub with her! 182 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,539 Oh, no. How could such a terrible mistake have occurred? 183 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:14,041 I think she must have just thought it was a toy or something. 184 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,919 Well, i hope it's not completely ruined forever. 185 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,110 Oh, no. Are you kidding me? 186 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,279 My daddy uses a special shellac on this thing. 187 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,783 This is water-resistant, heat-resistant... you name it. 188 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,193 Good to know. Yeah, but put it someplace safe. 189 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,886 It could still be slippery, so be careful. 190 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,854 Is it? 191 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,288 Oh, yeah, it is! It's slippery! 192 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,790 Is it okay? Ah... 193 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,358 Not a scratch. [ Chuckles ] 194 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,359 Whew! 195 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,394 Apparently, I'm tougher than i look. 196 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,267 Hey, boys. Having fun? 197 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,802 You know it. Love us some Jay's night. 198 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:42,803 [ Chuckles ] 199 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,705 Okay, we're out of here. 200 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,608 Kristy Hughes, a.K.A. "Kristy huge ones," 201 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,777 is having a pool party two blocks away. 202 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,488 What about Jay? He thinks we're at a party. 203 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:52,713 He'll never know. 204 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,115 We sneak out, work the room, cannonball, cannonball, 205 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,784 and we're back in time for dinner. 206 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:57,885 Were you even invited? 207 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:58,986 No. 208 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,588 But that's only because i don't know her 209 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,789 or any of her friends. 210 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,123 We're not invading her house. 211 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,292 Besides, this hair at a pool party... 212 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,661 One dunk, and it goes off like an airbag. 213 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,796 Poof! 214 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,634 What's this? You made sauce? 215 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,103 Well, you were sick. I didn't know if you could handle it. 216 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,071 Back in Vietnam, i had hepatitis. 217 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,407 Still managed to cook Thanksgiving dinner 218 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,441 for 300 soldiers. 219 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,110 I think i can handle sauce. 220 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,278 Well, i saved you the trouble. [ Chuckles ] 221 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,281 So, Margaret tells me I'm using some new delivery trucks now. 222 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,250 Yeah. They're hybrid. 223 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,685 Now, they cost a little more, 224 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:34,354 but when i factored in the tax rebates you get for going green, 225 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,422 we come out ahead. 226 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,524 Speaking of "green," 227 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,592 you went a little heavy on the vegetables, huh? 228 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,928 I'm not sure i can stomach anything that's healthy. 229 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,830 Gosh, mom, that truck thing sounds so amazing. 230 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:43,664 Yeah! 231 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,865 Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh. 232 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:45,799 It's fine, dad. 233 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,868 Only do what we're capable of, right? 234 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,869 Oh, damn. 235 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,804 No, Stella, stay. No. 236 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,039 Good girl. 237 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,641 Thank you, Stella. 238 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:56,143 Thank you for listening. 239 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,445 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 240 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,480 Who's my best girl? 241 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,217 Don't. 242 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,119 Okay, girls, we are ready for scrabble. 243 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,287 I'll grab some snacks. 244 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,622 Uh, potato chips, please. 245 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,892 Oh, so i can hear about how much you hate yourself all night? 246 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,199 Hello, Luke. 247 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,201 [ Sighs ] Come on! We've got to go! 248 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,970 That party's full of sophomores. 249 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,638 Those women have lived. 250 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,482 No, we're going back inside, we're eating Jay's food, 251 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,817 and we're playing his board games. 252 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,309 More like boring games. 253 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,487 They're already called "board." You don't make it more clever by... 254 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,613 [ sighs ] Never mind. 255 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,182 [ Sighs ] 256 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,851 Okay. Thanks. 257 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,096 [ Cellphone beeps ] Did you work everything out with the wedding singer? 258 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,598 Oh, yeah... I'm just dropping my big finale 259 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:42,899 because he's doing the same song. 260 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,658 "My way"? His way. 261 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,194 Hey, guys. Sorry we're late, but we come with wine. 262 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,229 Oh! And whittlin'! 263 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,263 Oh! Check it out. 264 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,265 This is a beautiful gift my father made 265 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,934 for the top of our wedding cake. 266 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,670 I guess he ran out of soap before he got to me. 267 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,438 Darn. For you. 268 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:02,576 Ladies, check out your uncle Mitch and cam in soap. 269 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,777 Oh, wow! That's soap? 270 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,612 Cam: Mm-hmm. 271 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,879 Alex: It's beautiful. Oh! 272 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,247 This is my worst nightmare. 273 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,449 You shouldn't have blown through those vetoes. 274 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,452 This is how cam's dad sees me... Like some fawning damsel. 275 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,887 If anything, cam's the damsel. 276 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:14,922 Dad! 277 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,257 Thank you. 278 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,259 A lot can happen before the big day. 279 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,795 Believe me, I've already tried. 280 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,463 That thing is indestructible. 281 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:24,464 Mm. 282 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,799 What if it went missing? 283 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,901 Things disappear around here all the time. 284 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,436 Do they? 285 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,606 All the time. 286 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,141 Let's just say i have a friend 287 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,777 who helps me in these kinds of situations. 288 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:37,911 I'm listening. 289 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:38,955 The less you know, the better. 290 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,580 I'm not listening. 291 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,249 We never had this conversation. 292 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,751 This is a non-versation. 293 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:44,985 Right. 294 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:48,355 I am giving you the... No-ahead. 295 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:55,262 [ Speaking Spanish ] 296 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,664 [ Laughter ] 297 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,999 Oh, i miss you girls. 298 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,969 Nobody in my white family thinks that i am funny. 299 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,637 [ Laughter ] 300 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,939 Honey, Hector had a life before he met you. 301 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,841 So i have to eat dinner with his ex? 302 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,518 Well, you certainly don't want him going alone... 303 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,510 Not with his history. 304 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,312 [ Sighs ] Hey. 305 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,814 Who are you really mad at? 306 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,582 Ay, i don't know. 307 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,784 Come on, luisa. 308 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,086 [ Groans ] Raul! 309 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,789 Hector's going to hurt me just like Raul did! 310 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:22,823 There it is. 311 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,624 But Hector isn't Raul, okay? 312 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,759 They're just cousins. 313 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,294 [ Sighs ] 314 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,595 We need to get a move on. 315 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,640 The client's gonna come over to the apartment at 4:00. 316 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,866 I am swamped. I can't just leave. 317 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,601 Gloria, we're here to sell your apartment. 318 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,769 We don't work at the salon. 319 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:36,970 Muchísimas gracias, Bianca. 320 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,338 No más texting ese hombre. 321 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,340 It's for a young couple with a baby on the way. 322 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,709 They're not flippers. 323 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,720 They're looking for a place to settle down and make a home. 324 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,812 Okay, just move them. 325 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,389 If they really want it, they'll come back. 326 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,480 But, Gloria... 327 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,282 Ay, please, just help me with Anna's foils. 328 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,251 I have a weave emergency! 329 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,388 Something's not right. Qué? Qué pasó? 330 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,725 No, no, no, not with you. You look great. [ Sighs ] 331 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,193 You know who's gonna hate this, is a certain jealous sister. 332 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,930 Cinco de my, oh, my. 333 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,644 How am i supposed to do this with so many i's on my rack? [Eyes] 334 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,737 Oh! Sorry. 335 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:10,871 Where's Luke? 336 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,515 How long does it take him to get the dictionary? 337 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,141 We described it for him perfectly. 338 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,944 Wait a minute. He's not coming back. 339 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:18,879 Ugh. Move your "s." 340 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,247 I-I'm going as fast as i can. 341 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,583 Mitchell! It's gone! 342 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,417 What is? 343 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,552 The cake topper. 344 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,996 Lily, have you seen the little daddies 345 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,421 you were bathing with earlier? 346 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,356 Ew. Don't say that. 347 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,924 I saw Stella playing with it. 348 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,259 What? 349 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,861 Jay: Oh, look at her. She's all muddy. 350 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,763 She must have brought it outside and buried it. 351 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,730 She does it all the time! 352 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,231 Oh, no. We have to go find it. 353 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,567 Good luck. That thing's as good as gone. 354 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,869 Dang it! Oh! 355 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,704 And the worst part is, we don't even have a picture of it. 356 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,039 Do we? Okay, we can't give up. 357 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,751 Let's go out into the yard and look for it. 358 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,343 Careful. I wouldn't come between Stella and anything she's buried. 359 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,612 She's a wild animal. No telling what she'll do. 360 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,613 [ Sighs ] 361 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,582 That's a very aggressive stance. 362 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,615 [ Sighs ] 363 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,526 Luke! Wait! 364 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,195 Oh. Look at that. 365 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,764 You left your yard, and your little shock collar didn't go off. 366 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,432 Luke... okay, so, here's the new plan. 367 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,477 [ Doorbell rings ] You hang back while i break the ice, 368 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,812 and then, when the time is right... 369 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,304 Manny! You made it! 370 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,772 [ Music plays ] 371 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,140 Who's this? 372 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,876 "Who's this?" 373 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,446 Excuse me, kristy huge ones, i have a name. 374 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,748 Okay, come on. Stop. I'm tired of chasing you all day. 375 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,883 Then don't. 376 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,751 Stay as long as you want at that lame party. 377 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,886 You want to talk? 378 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,889 You're the dorky sidekick, not me. 379 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,890 Want to talk nicer? 380 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,726 How could you be invited and i wasn't? 381 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,994 I don't know. 382 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,139 It's like the stuff that used to make me kind of weird, 383 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,731 people are starting to like. 384 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,166 So? 385 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,135 I'm the same as i always was. 386 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,071 Well... Maybe you could upgrade a little. 387 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,940 Uh, we're tired of the Yoda voice, 388 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,674 and if a girl tells you she went to London, 389 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,944 maybe don't ask if she also saw France. 390 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,445 [ Sighs ] 391 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,280 I liked things better when you were the one 392 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,681 who was ostrich-sized. [Ostracized] 393 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,782 What? 394 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,285 You know, like a freaky outsider... 395 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,754 The way an ostrich feels around regular birds. 396 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,756 You know what else girls like? 397 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,691 The mysterious, silent type. 398 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,127 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 399 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,096 What are you doing with my sauce, there, cookie? 400 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,031 That's yours. This is mine. 401 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,433 I prepped it this morning. I figured, why not make it? 402 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,836 Um... Maybe because i already made sauce? 403 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,671 Can't have too much. Can't ya? 404 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,539 Hand me that ladle, huh? 405 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,175 [ Sighs ] 406 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,542 What are you doing? I got it. 407 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,111 What do you say? What? 408 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,280 What do you say when somebody does something for you? 409 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,381 What do you say? 410 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,059 You want me to thank you for handing me a ladle? 411 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,360 You thanked the dog for staying... 412 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,694 Which is basically doing nothing... 413 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,887 So i know you know the words. 414 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,990 Fine. Thank you for handling me the ladle. 415 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,724 [ Grunts ] 416 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,959 You sure those are ready? 417 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,660 You didn't throw one against the wall. 418 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,562 Oh, dad, nobody does that anymore. 419 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,632 Oh. I guess we have new ways for doing everything now, huh? 420 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,733 No. I didn't say that. 421 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,311 I'm just saying that you can taste your food 422 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,237 instead of flinging it at the wall like a chimp. 423 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,538 Okay. 424 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,140 How's it taste? 425 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,142 Huh. Uh... 426 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,843 Actually, mm, that's pretty good. 427 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:08,381 But it could use a little, um... Sauce. 428 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,749 Let me just... Ooh, hot. 429 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,284 [ Blows ] 430 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,422 Try a little parmesan with that? 431 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,357 Mmm. 432 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,426 I should probably get that bread in the oven. 433 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,593 Just... 434 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,828 Okay! Hey! 435 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,330 Hey, how about we take over in here 436 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,932 while you two get cleaned up for dinner? 437 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,266 Yes, good idea. Claire: Uh-huh. 438 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,434 Yeah. Okay. 439 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,768 Approval comes from within. 440 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,769 Thank you. 441 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,438 Your sauce needs garlic. 442 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,006 Okay. Okay. 443 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,607 And that's a clock. 444 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,519 Okay, well, do another one. I've done like four. 445 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,583 This dog is a worse hoarder than your uncle Clayton. 446 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,879 He's a collector. 447 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,181 Of expired yogurt? 448 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,049 [ Sighs ] 449 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,251 [ Groans ] Getting tired. 450 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,428 Cam, can we just stop, please? 451 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,629 I feel like we've done our best, 452 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,931 but we're just not gonna find it. 453 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:48,755 Found it! 454 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,423 Yay! Oh! Good. 455 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,591 Thank god. 456 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,436 I hadn't even told you my biggest plan for this yet. 457 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,228 Bigger than the top of our wedding cake? 458 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,273 I'm gonna have a mold made of it and give a reproduction 459 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,607 to everyone who comes to the wedding 460 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,233 and everyone who can come to the wedding. 461 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,136 Imagine hundreds of these across the country. 462 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,037 No! 463 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,472 No! No! Absolutely not! 464 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,739 I hate it! It's awful! 465 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,475 I knew it! 466 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,476 I knew it! 467 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,278 It just shows up in Lily's bath, 468 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,780 and then, all of a sudden, the dog has it? 469 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,049 You have it in for this beautiful topper. 470 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,118 Look at this. Look at it. Look at it! 471 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,953 Come on, you're all heroic and Paul bunyan-y, 472 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,554 and I'm... I'm, like, some sissy man 473 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,324 with... with pinkish cheeks and a turned-out heel. 474 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,059 It's a caricature. [ Sighs ] 475 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,395 What matters is what it represents. 476 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,163 My daddy making this for us 477 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,233 means he's accepted us for who we are! 478 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,567 Don't you get that? 479 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,636 I never really thought about it that way. 480 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,771 No. You hadn't. 481 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,143 I'm just being sensitive. 482 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,611 I need to have a thicker skin. 483 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,146 I-I'm really, really sorry. 484 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,182 No, don't... don't... Don't be sorry. 485 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,350 No. 486 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,161 And i... n... i don't want something at the wedding 487 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,420 that makes you uncomfortable. 488 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,754 Well, no, that doesn't seem fair. 489 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,356 I've used up all my vetoes. 490 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,292 Well, if it... [ Sighs ] 491 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,428 I guess, if it makes you feel better, 492 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,163 i could give you one more veto... 493 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,065 If you give me one more, too. 494 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,300 Okay, sure. 495 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,102 And in the future, if there's anything... 496 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,137 The wedding singer. 497 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,379 Okay. Thanks, daddy. I'll send you the perfect picture to model it on. 498 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,621 After today, I'm convinced our landfills are 10% hair. 499 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,556 Oh, yes. 500 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,958 I forgot how exhausting this is. 501 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,126 Well, all we have to do 502 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,861 is meet the clients back at the apartment, 503 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,063 and then we can head home. 504 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,797 Ay, no. I'm too tired now. 505 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,898 Let's reschedule. 506 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,233 Really? Again? 507 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,669 Yes. Let's meet them next week. 508 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,804 And besides, we're late for Jay's party. 509 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,640 Well, I'm not letting you go home looking like this. 510 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,176 You're a little ratty back here. 511 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,677 [ Gasps ] Ay, no. 512 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,712 No, no, no. I got it. Yep. 513 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,214 You just relax. 514 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,349 [ Sighing ] Oh. 515 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,518 What a day, huh? 516 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,254 Being back here must bring up a lot of memories. 517 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,522 [ Chuckling ] Oh, yeah. 518 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,191 Maybe even some emotions. 519 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,525 Yeah. It feels weird. 520 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,361 No, weird's an adjective, not an emotion, but go on. 521 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,998 Well, it's just that my life now is so different than before... 522 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,500 So much easier. 523 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,934 And that makes you feel...? 524 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:15,935 Good. 525 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,404 And also...? 526 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,438 And bad. 527 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,439 Why? 528 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,440 I don't know. 529 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,110 Come on, now, Gloria. 530 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,779 I don't know. I guess it just makes me feel a little ashamed. 531 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:31,118 Now, what in the world do you have to be ashamed of? 532 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,252 It's just that, you know, 533 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,053 before, when i used to live here, 534 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,589 i used to work for every penny. 535 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,025 I would stand on my own two feet. 536 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,294 Now i just stand on expensive shoes 537 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,096 that Jay buys for me. 538 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,365 Is that why it's so hard to let go of the apartment? 539 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,633 No, Phil, it's not that... 540 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,767 Gloria. 541 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,736 Maybe. 542 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,970 Gloria. 543 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,038 [ Sighs ] Yes. 544 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,941 It's the last piece of the old me. 545 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,576 No, no! You're going too deep! 546 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,944 Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 547 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,647 I'm sorry, but i think you're looking at this all wrong. 548 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,282 The old you hasn't gone anywhere. 549 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,584 I-i-i see it in the way you're raising Manny and Joe, 550 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,753 the way you care for Jay. 551 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,689 You never take anyone or anything for granted. 552 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,292 You worked hard for years 553 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,661 without knowing that things were gonna get better. 554 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,296 And then the universe rewarded you. 555 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,830 There's nothing to be ashamed of. 556 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,734 So you're not mad at me because i don't want to sell the apartment? 557 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,002 No. 558 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,138 You'll know when you're ready, and I'll be here. 559 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,507 Aw, Phil. 560 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,941 You're the best. 561 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,610 [ Laughing ] Aw. 562 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,679 There's no one like you. 563 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,852 [ Sniffs ] Mmm... 564 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,454 Mnh-mnh. Yuck. 565 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,623 Claire, that looks so good. 566 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,292 I can't wait to try it. 567 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,459 Thank you. 568 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,161 Oh. 569 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,332 Something has happened here. 570 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,635 Well, you'll all be happy to know 571 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,136 that our search for the cake topper 572 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,138 unearthed a number of family treasures. 573 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,107 Come on, cam. We're eating over here. 574 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,275 Wait. 575 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,943 Didn't i give you this for father's day? 576 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,944 And that. 577 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,446 You see how this dog is? 578 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,948 [ Gasps ] My karaoke microphone. 579 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,784 Jay, check it out! The other walkie-talkie! 580 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,152 Shame on you, Jay pritchett! 581 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,331 You have used this dog to bury the things that you hate. 582 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,623 Haley: What? Alex: Yeah! 583 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,625 Since when do you need help burying things? 584 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,160 Calm down. She buries stuff of mine, too. Look. 585 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,863 Everybody at the office bought me this clock last month. 586 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,798 Honey, what's the matter with you? 587 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,311 That's a question that maybe you should answer. Oh, my gosh! My headphones! 588 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,702 Phil: That's the worst. 589 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,338 [ All talking indistinctly ] 590 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,406 Claire: "Here's to 40 years in the business. 591 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,343 Enjoy your new timer, old-timer." 592 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,412 Suddenly, it made sense. 593 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,647 In my dad's mind, 594 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,316 i was reaching for a torch he wasn't ready to pass. 595 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,418 Sure, someday, I'm gonna take over his business, 596 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,919 but not tonight. 597 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,089 Tonight is still Jay's night. 598 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,494 [ Sighs ] 599 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,095 So, dad... 600 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,567 Turns out, i did have a bunch of questions for you last week, 601 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,240 but i didn't want to bother you with them. 602 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,237 I didn't want you to think i couldn't handle it. 603 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,772 There's no shame in asking for help. 604 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:06,939 You can always call. 605 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,541 Well, i won't need to. 606 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,577 You'll be in the office down the hall, right? 607 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,380 Right. 608 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,917 Phil: Goldilocks to papa bear. Goldilocks to papa bear. 609 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,452 Come in, papa bear. 610 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,758 This is papa bear. 611 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,861 On location in the garage, papa bear. 612 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,297 Got some cocoa with your name on it. 613 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,330 What's your 20? 614 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,248 Oh, what the hell? What's going on? 615 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,807 The kids unfriended me again. 616 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,651 How am i supposed to know what's going on in their lives 617 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,776 if they never talk to me? 618 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,545 Honey... 619 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,746 I got this. 620 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,081 Yeah. It's been kind of a rough year. 621 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,082 Mm-hmm? 622 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,618 New school, new kids, 623 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,420 and now I'm taking advice about girls 624 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,254 from a kid who has his own shoe buffer. 625 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,155 What?! 626 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,957 [ Voice breaking ] I tried beer. 627 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,460 [ Sighing ] Ohhh. 628 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,462 Wow, dad. This feels great. 629 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,930 Good. Good. 630 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,141 You're... you sure there's... There's nothing on your mind? 631 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,767 [ Sighs ] No. 632 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,337 Why do you ask, dad? You seem upset about something. 633 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,647 It's just, you reach a certain age, 634 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,407 and you start to wonder, "am i everything i wanted to be?" 635 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,676 I mean, am i selling houses, or am i just selling out? 636 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,777 Anything else? 637 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,978 Alex tried beer. 638 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,012 Yeah.