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Are you getting this?

2
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Manny:
I'm getting the shot.

3
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I'm just not getting
what you're trying to do.
[ Groans ]

4
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We're in Australia...
It's on the bottom of the globe,

5
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so everyone here but me
is upside-down.

6
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It's geography.

7
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It's a good time to tell you...

8
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I dropped Luke on his head
when he was 1.

9
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Oh.
Phil: Okay, I'm up.

10
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Did you drop him, too?
[ Chuckles ]

11
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Grab my leg, buddy.

12
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Here we go.
Oop.

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I come from the land down under.

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He doesn't.

15
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I was conceived in Australia
on my parents' honeymoon.

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It was a romantic
summer night... their summer...

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On a blanket in the park.

18
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I still have that blanket.

19
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Phil's mom left us money
for a trip there,

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and when the rest of the family
found out,

21
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they all just jumped on board.

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My mom's grandfather
was Australian,

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and she'd spend her summers...
Their winters... visiting him.

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It was a very special place
for her.

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She always wanted me to see it.

26
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Wait... you still have
that blanket?

27
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Yeah, silly.
It's the one on our bed.

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[ Muffled ]
You sure you don't want
some of this vegemite, Gloria?

29
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You don't know
what you're missing.

30
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Ay, i don't eat anything
unless i know what's in it.

31
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I've seen this woman
scarf down a pig's nose.

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Sometimes, one must travel
halfway across the globe

33
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to get the clearest view
of home.

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This was my whole flight.

35
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What's she talking about?

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My college-application
essay.

37
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They want students
who are worldly.

38
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Oh, why don't you write
about our trip to Hawaii

39
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when you drank
straight from a coconut?

40
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I feel like Harvard's gonna get
a lot of those, so...

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Hey, guys,
i just wanted to say thanks

42
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for being
a part of this pilgrimage

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to majestic Australia,
which was once a penal colony.

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[ Chuckles ]
Penal.
Grow up.

45
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This place was
really special to my mom.

46
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She actually left me
a list of things

47
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that she thought we should do...

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Visit the great barrier reef,

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see the bush...

50
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[ Giggles ]
Really?

51
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And climb
the Sydney harbour bridge.

52
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[ Australian accent ]
What do you say, mates?

53
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I'm sorry, honey, but you know
how i am with heights.

54
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Ah. Is that why
you never wear high heels?

55
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[ Normal voice ]
You guys are with me, right?

56
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Absolutely not.
Nah,
I'm not doing that.
No.

57
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Really?
No.

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Oh. No worries.

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That's Australian.

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I'll, uh, I'll do that one
on my own if i have to.

61
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I'm just so excited
we're all here together.

62
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Actually,
we have to go.
Yeah, so...

63
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Back in the day,
we knew this guy from Australia.

64
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New Zealand.
Same thing.

65
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He didn't have a lot of friends,
and we felt sorry for him,

66
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but the truth is,
he was kind of annoying.

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He was one of those guys
that was always on.

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Big relief
when his visa ran out.

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Anyway, through no fault
of my own...

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Wait, no, wait...
You announced on Facebook

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that we were going to Australia,
which is where he lives.

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Fergus invited us to lunch.
I couldn't say no.

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I could have said no.

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Which is why you have
12 friends on Facebook.
Yeah.

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Claire, honey,
i got to tell you,

76
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you really knocked it out
of the park on the Hanover deal.

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Oh, come on, dad.
That was all you.

78
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No, it was you.
No, it was you!

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It was you.
It was your baby.

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[ Scoffs ]
This was my whole flight.
[ Sighs ]

81
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Claire took the lead on
her first project at the company

82
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and scored a big one.

83
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Best part is, she beat out
that arrogant gasbag Earl Norton

84
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over at closets, closets,
closets, closets.

85
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I wish i could see the look

86
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on his stupid
face, face, face, face.

87
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[ Laughs ]

88
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So, what's first?

89
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I think Manny wants to see
the opera house.

90
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Actually, it was a long flight.

91
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I was thinking maybe just...
Hang out on bondi beach.

92
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That's a great idea, Manny.

93
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Bondi beach is topless.

94
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Thank you, tripadvisor.

95
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Beach it is.

96
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Let's get
this aussie party started!

97
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Oh, my god.
What's wrong with your mouth?

98
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Ay!
Your lips are huge!

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I think you're allergic
to the ve-he-mi-te.

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[ Australian accent ]
No worries.

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I'd be a little worried.

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Captions by vitac...

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***

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[ speaking Spanish ]

105
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[ Cellphone beeps ]

106
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My mom said that Joe is fine,

107
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he ate, he slept, he woke up,
and then he ate again.

108
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Classic Joe.
[ Laughs ]

109
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So, uh, Luke and i are gonna
take a break from the sun.

110
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Yeah.
We're kind of tired.

111
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Tired of not seeing boobs.

112
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Watching the natives
take nourishment from their land

113
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has made me acutely aware
of the fact

114
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that i am just saying words now.

115
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[ Scoffs ]
What is wrong with me?

116
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I'm totally blocked.

117
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So am i.
Scooch.

118
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Hi.

119
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How's it going?

120
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Hi.

121
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Why weren't you all over that?
He's totally gorgeous.

122
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This country's number-one export
is hot surfers.

123
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I'm not gonna buy
the first one i see.

124
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I'm still browsing.

125
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Ooh! Kangaroos!
I'm going to buy one.

126
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Lily, what did i just say?

127
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I don't know.
Something about shoes, probably?

128
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Your dad gave you enough money
for o souvenir.

129
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Don't buy
the first thing you see.

130
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You'll regret it
your whole trip.

131
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You're right.
I have enough regret.

132
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You got to be kidding me.

133
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We got outbid!
What? By whom?

134
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I'll give you four guesses.
Damn it.

135
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Wait a second.

136
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They're giving us 48 hours
to submit a new bid.

137
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We can do that.
We can totally do that.

138
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Let's go back to the hotel
and figure it out.

139
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Can it wait?
Yeah,
we're on vacation.

140
00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,836
Oh, sorry, guys.
We have to do this.

141
00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,805
This is my baby.
Jay.

142
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Dad!
Claire.

143
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Gloria.

144
00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,609
Fine! You two
go back to work.

145
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Phil and i, we're going to
walk to the ocean,

146
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and we're going to have
more fun without you.

147
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Yeah, we will.

148
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No, we won't.
Not at all.

149
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Why would you guys
even say that?

150
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So, after sitting there
for 40 minutes,

151
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i tell the waitress,
"I'm actually in a hurry.

152
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Any chance of getting the eggs

153
00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,793
before they turn into chickens?"
[ Cackles ]

154
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[ Chuckles lightly ]
You know?
And she's a total bogan.

155
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She's like, [ High-pitched ]
"I've got five tables!"

156
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[ Normal voice ]
You know how they have the tray?

157
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She's sashaying with the legs.

158
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[ High-pitched ]
"Oh, who's got the waffles?!

159
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Who...
Who's got the waffles?!"

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[ Laughs nervously ]
All right, we get it. We get it.

161
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People are looking.
Oh, nothing i can do
to stop that.

162
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Well,
i can think of one thing.
[ Chuckles ]

163
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Well, listen, Fergus,
it has been great catching up,
yes.

164
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But we really have to spend
some time with our family today.

165
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I'm... I'm so sorry.
Um, Mr. Anderson?

166
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We are huge fans.

167
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Could we get a picture?
Is that possible?

168
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Of course. Come on.
Bring it in.

169
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[ Slaps leg ] Sit down there.
There you go. I won't get up.

170
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What's happening?
I don't know.
Google him.

171
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
I didn't spring for
an international data plan.

172
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Thank you so much.
You like that? All right.

173
00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,063
[ Giggling ]
Oh, my god!

174
00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,232
Hey, remember
your old downstairs neighbor

175
00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,167
that could put his entire fist
in his mouth?

176
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,836
[ Chuckles ]
Cam.

177
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,938
I think my fist got bigger.

178
00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,840
Wait. Fergus,
you have your own show?

179
00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,442
Ohh!

180
00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,552
Yeah. It's just
a little talk show.

181
00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,010
Wha...?
No big deal.

182
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It's a big deal here,
i suppose, but yeah.

183
00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,548
It's a shame you guys
have got to leave so soon.

184
00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,592
Well...
Oh, well, you know, we could
stay for a little bit longer.

185
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fine.

186
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You never finished the story
about the waitress and the...
Yeah, with the...

187
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[ High-pitched ]
"Who had the waffles?!"

188
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[ Both laugh ]

189
00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,926
Waffles?!
Waffles?!

190
00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,928
I just feel bad
that Claire and Jay

191
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are missing such a beautiful day
in this gorgeous country,

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which is also a continent.

193
00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,235
You have
a lot of facts.
Uh-huh.

194
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I think this spiritual journey
of yours is a wonderful thing.

195
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I think it's gonna make you
feel closer to your mother.

196
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I hope so.
I miss her.

197
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It's the biggest reason
i came here... to connect.

198
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Is that weird?
Not at all.

199
00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,618
I talk to my late grandmother
all the time.

200
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She would have loved this place.

201
00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,322
I wonder
if she's here with me now.

202
00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,892
No, she doesn't like to fly.

203
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:08,295
Isn't it wild that
my mom and dad made footprints

204
00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,963
in this very sa... aah!
What?!

205
00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,398
Aah!
Something bit me!

206
00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,900
Aah!

207
00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,668
[ Screaming ]
Jellyfish!

208
00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,137
[ Screaming ]

209
00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,681
What is this?
Not one topless woman.

210
00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,017
Calm down.
You're gonna spook the boobs.

211
00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,152
Uh, wait... 2:00.

212
00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,288
Ohhh.

213
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,262
Hey, Luke!

214
00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,764
Luke!
How deep is it?!

215
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,666
Be cool! We don't want
to look like idiots!

216
00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,172
I lost my bathing suit!

217
00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,707
Manny, help me find it!

218
00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:56,276
I don't have my nose plug!

219
00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,811
Little boy, are you okay?

220
00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:58,979
Uh... Uh...

221
00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,447
Manny, say something!

222
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,884
Miss! Miss!
He lost his bathing suit!

223
00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,953
Oh, honey, i can help you
find it. It's okay.

224
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,387
I'm fine! Aah!

225
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,989
The water's really clear.

226
00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,891
Uh...

227
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,025
[ Dance music plays ]

228
00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,493
[ Laughing ]
I love your limo!

229
00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,663
You don't think it draws
too much attention to me?

230
00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,731
[ Horn honks ]
What are you talking
abo-o-o-o-o-ut?!

231
00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,166
No.

232
00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,569
We ended up spending
a little more time with Fergus

233
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than we planned.

234
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Which, honestly,
felt like growth to us...

235
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Yes.
Because i think

236
00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,909
sometimes we judge people
before we get to know them.

237
00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,711
[ Crowd murmuring,
camera shutters clicking ]

238
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I cannot believe
they let us in here.

239
00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,014
How famous are you?

240
00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,149
Well, sometimes, i feel like
I'm the one in the zoo.

241
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,385
Only difference
between me and this guy

242
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is i won't pee on you.

243
00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,722
Right?
[ Both laugh ]

244
00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,423
Seriously, they will pee on you.

245
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,392
Oh, for real?
He will pee on us? Okay.
Is that so?

246
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,327
Turns out,
we have a lot in common.

247
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,496
For example, we all hate
standing in lines.

248
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,998
Make sure i get copies of those.

249
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,232
[ Laughing ]
Isn't he funny?

250
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,610
We're with him,
so we're just gonna...

251
00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,035
Come on.
Through you go.

252
00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,537
Sorry. Classic Fergus,
getting us in like this.

253
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,872
Cam.

254
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,911
Where's the next gift shop?

255
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,113
I cannot look
at another souvenir, Lily.

256
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,347
You did this.

257
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,182
Lily, relax.
You'll find the perfect one.

258
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,951
[ Sighs ]
I want to believe you,

259
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:14,187
but that lifeguard was
the cutest boy I've ever seen.

260
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,689
I know.

261
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,025
Hey, guys! Found 'em
in the business center.

262
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,893
Come on. We got to
catch the bus to the bush.

263
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,461
What time did you wake up?

264
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,197
5:00 A.M. Claire has
an incredible work ethic.

265
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,099
She's like a young me.
Ohhh!

266
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,568
[Young me]
Yung-mi was our accountant
from Korea.

267
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,303
Died at her desk.

268
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,806
Okay, enough work. It's time
to enjoy our vacation.
Yeah.

269
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,984
Yeah, we just got to finish up
a few quick, little thi...
no, you're done.

270
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,376
Done. We're done.
Let's go.

271
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,545
Jay, i miss you.

272
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,749
And besides, i don't know that
i can keep Phil safe anymore.

273
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,117
I think he's going to die here.

274
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,253
[ Cellphone chimes ]

275
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,821
Oh, it's Fergus.

276
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,322
What? Why did he text you
and not me?

277
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,759
He invited us to a party today
on Hugh Jackman's yacht.

278
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,727
What?! Not today! No!

279
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,263
I want to meet
Hugh Jackman!
I do, too. I do, too.

280
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,074
But, you know, w-we can't bail
on my family again.

281
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,067
That makes us
complete star you-know-what-ers.

282
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,835
Plus, cam,
this will be fun, too. Come on.

283
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,771
Everybody have their sunscreen
and bug spray?

284
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,172
I got the snakebite kit.

285
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,809
Hey, guys, we just got
some really bad news.

286
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,278
Yeah, so...

287
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,880
[ Inhales sharply ]

288
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,086
Walking the paths once trod
by the first Australians

289
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,988
has made me... What?

290
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,522
Unbearable?

291
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,257
Now, if we're lucky, we'll see

292
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,426
some of Australia's more famous
indigenous species...

293
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,095
Kangaroo, dingoes, koala.

294
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,497
Quick question.
Oh, good... another one.

295
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,700
Isn't it true
that baby kangaroos,
or... or Joeys,

296
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,467
are born without hind legs?

297
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,370
Yes. Once again,
you've correctly answered
your own question.

298
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,215
I just got a text from Earl
at closets, closets, closets...

299
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,874
I know what it's called, dad.

300
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,143
Listen to this...
"better luck next time. Ha ha."

301
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,846
[ Groans ]
He always knows what to say
to get my goat.

302
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,556
I'm waiting for a quote
from the lumber supplier,

303
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,458
but this hike is three hours...
I'm gonna lose signal.

304
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,218
Let's go back.

305
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,962
Dad, we can't just up and leave
without a plausible reason wh...

306
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,654
[ gasps ]
Claire's hurt!

307
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,791
Gloria:
What happened?

308
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,068
Well, you know
what a klutz she is.

309
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,460
Honey,
are you okay?
Not really.

310
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,205
Yeah, well, i...
Let me get her back to camp.

311
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,173
We're just gonna slow you down.
Come on, sweetheart.

312
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,499
Yeah, you guys have fun.

313
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,168
How dumb do they think we are?

314
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,470
Sometimes, Claire leaves me
pictures of food

315
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,072
instead of a shopping list.

316
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,908
I'm so nervous.

317
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,519
Are we gonna see Hugh Jackman
in a bathing suit?

318
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,712
What do we say to Hugh Jackman
in a bathing suit?

319
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,480
Oh, my god.
It's so big.

320
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,091
That's a bit direct,
but, you know, he
might be flattered.

321
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,392
Oh. You're talking
about the boat.

322
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,584
Fergus!

323
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,986
Fergus! Hey!

324
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,888
Oh, guys. [ Sighs ]
Thank god you're here.

325
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,523
Just had the worst fight
with Hugh.
Oh, no. What happened?

326
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,761
I took a shot at Russell Crowe
in "les mis." Hugh took offense.

327
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,372
Oh, well, he has to know
Russell was horribly miscast.
He has to know.

328
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,031
It's not his fault.
It's not his fault.

329
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,000
He was... the acting
was fine, but...

330
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,245
Okay, let's get on this boat
and fix this. Come on.
Yep. Fix it.

331
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,371
That's not the boat.
They've already gone.

332
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,407
Hugh was standing on his deck in
a skimpy, little bathing suit,

333
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,042
disappointed look on his face.

334
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,244
Wait. I'm s... wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Skimpy?

335
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,780
I'm sorry...
Standing on his what?

336
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:53,847
On his deck.

337
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,016
Of the boat. Got it.
Okay.

338
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,618
You know what?
We don't need them.

339
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,254
I'll hire a boat.
We'll have our own party!

340
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,090
This is the life, eh, boys?

341
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,026
Oh, s... so we're not taking this
to a bigger boat?

342
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,795
[ Laughs ]
A bigger boat!

343
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,962
Have a meat pie.

344
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,430
No, thank you.
No.

345
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,564
No, thanks.

346
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,733
[ Birds chirping, cawing ]

347
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,103
Are you okay, Phil?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

348
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,871
I just wish Claire was here
to see all this.

349
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,473
Ah.
Plus, my foot's
twice its normal size,

350
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,243
and the mosquitoes are really
going after my jellyfish bites.

351
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,512
[ Gasps ]
Look! A sign!

352
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,249
[ Gasping ] What?

353
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,119
You wanted to see a kangaroo,
and now you see one.

354
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,321
I think this is your mother
trying to tell you

355
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,090
that the rest of the trip
is going to be magical, Phil.

356
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,564
[ Voice breaking ]
That is so my mom,

357
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,960
to say it with a kangaroo.

358
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,261
[ Gasps ]
Look.

359
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,063
So beautiful.

360
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,933
Okay, but be careful.
You're gonna scare him.

361
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,001
G'day, mate.

362
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,202
Hey.

363
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,172
Hey, aren't you gor...

364
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,475
[ gasps ]

365
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,151
This one. [ Breathing heavily ]
No, this one!

366
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,019
No, this one!
I can't breathe!

367
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,989
Shopping with Lily is the best
birth control in the world.

368
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,257
[ Scoffs ] Yeah.

369
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,559
But you know it's not, right?

370
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,128
Ooh! This one!

371
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,597
[ Sighs ] Thank god.
Hurry up and buy it.

372
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,666
Wait. What if
there's a better one later?

373
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:20,800
Let's keep looking.

374
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,269
No, no, no!
You are buying that.

375
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,037
You're never gonna find
anything better.

376
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,705
I never found
a hotter lifeguard, okay?

377
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,216
This is perfect,
and it is right in front of you.

378
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,276
Here. Thanks.

379
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,444
Hey. I really love
your accent.

380
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,779
[ Exhales deeply ]

381
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,714
Wow. Thank you.
[ Giggles ]

382
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,651
I would like to return this.

383
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,522
Penny for your thoughts?

384
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,057
Boobs.

385
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,126
Me, too!
What's our problem?

386
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,861
I freaked out
when those things came at us.

387
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,230
I think i could've handled one,
but they ganged up on me.

388
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,698
Hey, boys.

389
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,333
How would you like
to participate

390
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,002
in an aboriginal walkabout?

391
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,537
No, thanks. Why don't you ask
those girls over there?

392
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,072
This walkabout's for men only.

393
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,573
Trust me...
We're not men.

394
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,409
Sounds like you need this
more than anyone.

395
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,177
Quick... come here.

396
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,215
Perfect.
Now we're wearing makeup.

397
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,719
Ohh. You have
got to be kidding me.

398
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,487
Okay, can we walk to the bush?

399
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,423
Nah. Dispatch is
sending a cab in an hour.

400
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,724
An hour.
What?!

401
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,559
No, cam, we deserve this.

402
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,061
We deserted our family,

403
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,663
we abandoned our daughter,
and for what?

404
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,108
Huh? We're not
just star you-know-what-ers.

405
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,333
We're you-know-what-holes!

406
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,068
You know Lily's not here, right?

407
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,736
[ Vehicles approaching,
motors revving ]

408
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:30,803
Oh, my god.

409
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,380
Mitchell:
Please be cool.

410
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,548
I'm always cool.

411
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,383
Hello!

412
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,054
There's some pretty fancy shoes.

413
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,456
Thank you...?

414
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,424
So, listen,
we don't want any trouble,

415
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,294
uh, but my... my friend
and i...

416
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,429
"friend"? Really?
Yeah.

417
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,798
We... Have
a little cab... Problem.
Our cab broke down,

418
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,800
and we are trying
to get to our daughter...

419
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,537
The daughter
my friend and i have together.

420
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,274
Well, that ain't right.

421
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,742
Daddies should be
with their little girls.

422
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,481
Seriously, where can i get
a pair of them shoes?

423
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,559
He wants your shoes.
Give him your shoes.
What? All right.

424
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,261
I don't want your shoes.
I want to get me own.

425
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,153
He doesn't want your shoes.
Put your shoes on.

426
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,259
I knew it!
Gloria,
don't be mad.

427
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,927
Too late!
I know
this looks really bad,

428
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,997
but you have to understand
that this is my...

429
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,831
Your baby?! I know.

430
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,800
And you should be
ashamed of yourself!

431
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,436
You have a husband
who is on a spiritual journey

432
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,238
and was punched by a kangaroo!

433
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,973
What?!

434
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,608
Gloria!

435
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,077
Honey, i just heard.

436
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,113
How did you get punched
by a kangaroo?

437
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,348
Really hard.
In the face.

438
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,117
Oh. I'm sorry.

439
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,752
Oh, boy.
Is there anything i can do?

440
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,821
Could you stop working
and sit with me for a while?

441
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,323
Yes, of course i can.
Thank you.

442
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,757
Okay. Be... be soft.

443
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,493
Okay. Thank you.
Aw, baby.

444
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,296
Oh, my god. Phil.
Ow. Ohhh!

445
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,364
Honey!
Ow!

446
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,701
Phil! A wild dog
took my laptop!

447
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,370
Seems like a missed opportunity.

448
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,006
Honey, if you want to work,
just say so.

449
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,109
No! It happened!
It just happened!
I didn't see anything.

450
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,953
I didn't see you get hit
in the face by a kangaroo,

451
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,555
but i believe you.
Come on! Help me get it!

452
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,149
No!
You're on your own!

453
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,451
Like I've been this whole trip!

454
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,718
Ow!

455
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,288
For god's sakes!

456
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,857
Gloria, stop!
Let me explain!

457
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,625
Fine... but the explanation
better not be

458
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,062
that this is an important
account and you're on a deadline

459
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,529
and blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah!

460
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,532
Oh. Well, I'm gonna need
a minute to think.

461
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,502
I did not leave Joe,
fly across the world,

462
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,404
to see you
spend all your time working!

463
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,039
You're missing
the whole vacation!

464
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,208
Not the first wife
to tell me that.

465
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,711
So how many wives need to say it
before you listen?

466
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,546
[ Men chanting,
instruments playing ]

467
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,115
What's that?

468
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,751
I'm not gonna tell you.

469
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,721
If you were here,
you would know what that is.

470
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,157
I don't know what that was.

471
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,959
But i was not going to give him
the satisfaction.

472
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,597
[ Breathing heavily ]

473
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,268
[ Insect buzzing ]

474
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,571
Ow! Damn it!

475
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:22,775
Why, Australia?! Why?!

476
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,845
Hey, mate.
How's... It going?!

477
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,847
Everything okay here?
Not really.

478
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,417
You don't mind me saying,
you look a bit beaten up.

479
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,951
Yeah.

480
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,386
I love your country,

481
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,922
but your country
doesn't love me back.

482
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,425
Australia's rejected me.

483
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,527
You see this right here?

484
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,095
That's from a croc bite.

485
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,697
This one here on my back...

486
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,800
I was hit by a tram
in Melbourne.

487
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,436
This right here...

488
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,304
That's an irregular mole.

489
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,972
Should probably
get that checked out.

490
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,274
Uh-huh.

491
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,810
Point is... Australia is
nice to tourists,

492
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,213
but it's tough
on its own people.

493
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,949
Congratulations, mate.
You're one of us.

494
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,385
Are you saying
what i think you're saying?
I think i am.

495
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,919
I'm crocodile Dunphy?

496
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,621
That's... Not
what i was saying at all.

497
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,123
[ Bird clucking loudly ]

498
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,625
Is that a kookaburra,
which are born blind, or...

499
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,996
Mom?

500
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,802
There you are.

501
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,971
Oh! Dad,
the laptop is gone.

502
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,515
We've got to get back
to the hotel right now.

503
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,774
It's still fresh in my mind.

504
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:28,951
I think i can just
piece it together...

505
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,009
Claire.
Yeah?

506
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,845
Let it go.
What? No!

507
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,314
I-i poured my heart
into this.

508
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,183
And don't you want
to stick it to Earl?

509
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,450
Doesn't matter.

510
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,818
Go be with your family.

511
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,298
Remember when you were a kid?
We'd take the family trips?

512
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,857
I'd disappear for days
to work.
Yeah.

513
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,526
Don't be me.

514
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,961
[ Chuckles ]

515
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,331
I feel like
I'm letting you down.

516
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,132
What are you talking about?

517
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,478
I finally get to spend a little
vacation time with my daughter.

518
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,470
Yeah.

519
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,806
Mmmmmm.

520
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,908
[ Vehicles approaching ]
What is that?

521
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,878
Lily! We're here!

522
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,614
Daddies love you!

523
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,182
Daddies!

524
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,850
Ohh!
Ohh!

525
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,685
Oh, my gosh!

526
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,721
Oh, this place is beautiful!

527
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,456
[ Horn honks ]
That's our bus!

528
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,557
Time to go!

529
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,626
What do you mean?

530
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,328
Who are these guys?
Who's this guy?

531
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,629
Oh. [ Chuckles ]

532
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,497
Honey, i am so sorry.

533
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,799
From now on, i am all yours.

534
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,469
I promise...
Whatever you want to do.

535
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,671
[ Colin hay's
"to have and to hold" plays ]

536
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,673
Phil, this is not
what i had in mind.

537
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,308
You're doing great, honey.

538
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,043
Alex:
What is a bridge?

539
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,479
It's a connecter, a supporter,

540
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,748
and sometimes,
it's a metaphor for the love...

541
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,483
Oh, my gosh! Stop!!
Come on!

542
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:48,321
* into the desert, i run

543
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,989
* into the blinding sun

544
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,226
all: Hello,
from the great barrier reef!

545
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,929
* i know that you will come

546
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,367
* to have and to hold

547
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,669
whoa! [ Laughs ]
That was awesome!

548
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:07,240
* i may be searching
my whole life through *

549
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:14,046
* i may be standing
right next to you *

550
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:19,018
* this time,
I'll know just what to do *

551
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,087
* to have and to hold

552
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,289
[ laughs ] Yes!

553
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,793
* and i can see

554
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,297
* quite clearly now

555
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,639
[ ding ]

556
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,474
Thank you
for choosing to fly qantas

557
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:45,445
on our nonstop flight
from Australia to Los Angeles.

558
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,548
I feel a little guilty sitting
up here without the family.

559
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,882
I don't.
Me, either.

560
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,384
[ Whirring ]

561
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,152
Don't you think
it's a little rude

562
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,754
that they're sitting up there?

563
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,756
I would never do that.

564
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,991
Boy, you tense up fast
after a vacation.

565
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,260
I swear,
that's Hugh Jackman up there.

566
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,895
I saw him when we boarded.

567
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,631
I don't think it's him.

568
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,933
Oh, well,
I'm gonna go find out.
Cam, no. Cam, come on.

569
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,136
Let him go, or none of us
will get any sleep.

570
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,176
Hey, guys.
Just saying hi.

571
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,645
'Scuse me.

572
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,980
I don't think
he belongs up here.