1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,304 Manny: [ Laughs ] 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,306 Oh, new yorker, you've done it again. 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,474 Jay, check out this cartoon. 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,517 Does it have a talking dog? 5 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:08,509 No, it's a commentary on... 6 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:09,710 I'm out. 7 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,480 Here you go, one of my best efforts. 8 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,347 Have at it. 9 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,648 Mm, i can't eat that. 10 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,684 Why not? The pickle's touching it. 11 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,553 There. 12 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,755 The juice got on the bread and, ew, what's that stuff? 13 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:22,923 Spices. 14 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,558 They look like sea monkeys. 15 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,727 Have you ever really examined a jar of pickles, Jay? 16 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,096 It's like a swamp in there. 17 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,597 I'll pass. What happened? 18 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,608 I made him a beautiful sandwich, and he won't eat it. 19 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,033 Yeah, 'cause it had pickles on it. 20 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,268 Joe is taking a nap. 21 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,869 I'm gonna go to the dry cleaners. 22 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,114 Well, if you're passing a Sushi restaurant... 23 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,606 She's not. 24 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,084 I've never heard of anyone not liking pickles. 25 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,510 Aw, big day for you, then. 26 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,445 I'm just gonna make myself a grilled cheese. 27 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,114 I think i saw some gruyère in there. 28 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:46,947 Do we have any fig? 29 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,749 Unh-unh. Sit down. 30 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,252 This whole persnickety thing is not gonna fly in the world. 31 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:54,122 Never hand people another reason to make fun of you. 32 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,623 You mean like all the cool kids 33 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,858 with their leather jackets and their pickles? 34 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:02,096 Well, you're gonna sit there until you at least try a pickle. 35 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,631 You're drunk with power. 36 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,566 You got that right. 37 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,670 *** 38 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,316 oh, no. Mitchell: What? 39 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:23,951 The Tonys are coming. 40 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,462 Cam, this is exactly why i don't want you watching them... 41 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,121 You're already so angry. 42 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:30,424 Not that Tonys... Anthony lamarque, Botox Tony. 43 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,593 They're coming to the wedding. 44 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,896 But, seriously, another revival of "anything goes"? 45 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,331 Are we really doing this again? 46 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,932 I'm surprised that they're coming, 47 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,934 because when i mentioned the wedding to Tony, 48 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,670 he seemed completely disinterested... 49 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,772 Oh, the Botox. 50 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,006 Oh, no. 51 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,975 Your cousin Pete, all of his kids. 52 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,910 Everyone's accepting, Mitchell! 53 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,979 We haven't even gotten the list from my dad yet. 54 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,148 And your dad's friends drink like soldiers. 55 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,616 Because they were soldiers. 56 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,685 I mean, i am grateful for their service, 57 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,188 but we are not gonna be able to afford this wedding. 58 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,931 Okay, maybe we need to pull back on a few things. 59 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,191 Like what? 60 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,925 Uh, the centerpieces? [ Gasps ] 61 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,694 Why even have a wedding? I don't know, cam. 62 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,462 Because we love and respect each other 63 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,030 and we're raising a child together? 64 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,599 Do you want to help or not? Ooh! 65 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,101 Maybe we could send un-vitations. Is that a thing? 66 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,836 We've already made a lot of people angry 67 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,438 by just being able to get married. 68 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,273 Let's not alienate the ones on our side. 69 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,041 All right. Maybe we could sell something. 70 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,643 We're thousands over budget. 71 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,545 It would have to be something great. [ Sighs ] 72 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,280 Here, you can sell my diamond ring. 73 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,048 Oh, honey, that's candy. 74 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,785 I'm gonna kill that Jackson! 75 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,487 I do have something of value... 76 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,856 A "spider-man versus doctor octopus" comic book. 77 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:39,627 Issue number 3, 1963, near-mint condition. 78 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,462 It's worth 5 grand. 79 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,464 I traded a football for it when i was 9 years old, 80 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,965 and my dad was mad 81 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,135 because the football was signed by Dan Marino. 82 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,805 I said, "get it signed by Rita moreno, and I'll keep it." 83 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,307 Oh, no. 84 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,476 My nephews are flying in from Tulsa... the big ones. 85 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,511 The pie eaters? 86 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,022 That's it. I got to sell my Wyatt earp. 87 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,814 This here is a belt buckle 88 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,351 once worn by the great Wyatt earp. 89 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,853 My grandpa gave it to me when i was 7 years old, and he said, 90 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,822 "son, this will keep the bad guys away." 91 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:13,093 In my early 20s, i wore it to a cowboys-and-Indians disco party. 92 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,429 And let's just say it didn't. 93 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,564 [ Giggles ] 94 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,998 No. I can't let you do that. 95 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,433 That means the world to you. 96 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,168 Cam, i will sell my "spider-man." 97 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,770 Mitchell, my belt buckle was owned 98 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,204 by a legend of the old west. 99 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,673 I don't think your comic book 100 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,375 would even cover our balloon budget. 101 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,742 Well, that's very offens... 102 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,911 Wait. What's the balloon budget? 103 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,716 Hey, mom, can we put this stuff somewhere else? 104 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,717 It's cluttering up my room. 105 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,785 What is it? 106 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:41,622 Oh, just some mementos of mine. 107 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:42,856 A few of your dad's. 108 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,058 Oh, zima! Yeah. 109 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,126 What's zima? 110 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,695 Just a party in a bottle. 111 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,197 Man, that reminds me of some wild times. 112 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,300 Cranking the bjork in my saturn 113 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,867 before me and my buddies snuck some "z" 114 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,269 into "sleepless in Seattle." 115 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,937 I wish you'd covered my ears for that. 116 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,740 Ooh, mom. Who's this hottie with his arm around you? 117 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,208 Cute! 118 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,544 Oh, that's Bobby Nash, my old boyfriend. [ Chuckles ] 119 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,479 Why'd you break up with him? For dad? 120 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,316 Let's just say he took his eye off the ball and struck out. 121 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:11,385 Hmm. So i stepped up to the plate and nailed her in the cheap seats. 122 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,486 Yeah, let's not say that. 123 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,121 Well, I'm off. 124 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,732 Oh, honey, I've got to stop by the drug store. 125 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,467 Do you need anything? No, thank you, my dear. 126 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,660 The Dunphy glands produce all the drugs i need. 127 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,562 Mm-hmm. Except for, uh, foot spray. 128 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,130 Could you grab me some of that? 129 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:23,964 Sure. 130 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,900 Oh, wow, mom! 131 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,502 What a dork, right? 132 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,003 What were you thinking? 133 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,272 It was comfortable. My dad didn't approve. 134 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,508 Enough said. 135 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,076 I know it's hard to believe, 136 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,579 but i was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. 137 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,981 And it was suggested that i was out of my league 138 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,082 when i landed Claire. 139 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,584 By Jay, mostly. 140 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,420 And my friends. A-and my parents. 141 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,121 And Claire. 142 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:50,524 What's this? 143 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,326 Oh, my gosh. 144 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,604 That is your father's answering machine from college. Wow. 145 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,165 God, i sometimes forget how old you guys are. 146 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,833 [ Click ] You've reached Phil's world! 147 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,802 Party time! Excellent! 148 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,604 Schwing! [ Machine beeps ] 149 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,539 He's so cute. Mitchell: Hi, Phil. 150 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:08,476 This is Mitchell, uh, pritchett, Claire's brother. 151 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,545 I just wanted to thank you for setting me up with your cousin. 152 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,714 She was very nice. 153 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:17,518 Ooh. The only problem is she lives kinda far, so... 154 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:18,686 [ Machine beeps ] 155 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,388 That's the only problem? 156 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,356 Hey, dunph-dog, it's ling. 157 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,667 Grab your rollerblades and meet us at the bike path, playa! 158 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,726 But i got to be done by 3:00, 159 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,295 'cause today's the day i fly my new helicopter. [ Machine beeps ] 160 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,631 Phil, hey, it's Claire. Um... 161 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,400 [ Chuckles ] I need to tell you something, 162 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,510 and i don't want to do it on your machine. 163 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,469 It's really important... 164 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,538 Oh, no, no, no. You know, life-and-death important. 165 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,215 Come on. Come on. Not death, um, just life. 166 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,641 I mean... [ Chuckles nervously ] 167 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,009 I just... Oh, hell, I'm pregnant! 168 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,211 [ Gasps ] Oh, sweet newlyweds! 169 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,922 Don't worry. You don't have to marry me or anything. No! [ Scoffs ] 170 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,180 Let's talk as soon as you can. 171 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:48,749 Why weren't we more careful? 172 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,259 Stupid Duran Duran concert. [ Machine beeps ] 173 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,351 All right! 174 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,753 That's enough. [ Sniffs ] 175 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,055 I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert? 176 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,725 Classy start to a classy life. 177 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,936 You were not conceived at the concert. It was after the concert. 178 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,395 Oh, wha... In the car?! 179 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:02,930 It was a very nice car. 180 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,799 Listen, i am done. Stop snooping. I'm going. 181 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,336 The seats folded all the way back. 182 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,771 Oh, images. 183 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:11,705 I can't believe they kept it. 184 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:12,773 I have a name. 185 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:13,941 The answering machine. 186 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,275 Oh. 187 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,711 You know, we could have some fun with this. 188 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,047 I'm home! 189 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,682 Hi, mom. 190 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,118 Manny, what are you doing sitting in front of a pickle? 191 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,721 Jay says i can't leave until i taste it. 192 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,757 Why do you torture him like this? 193 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,025 'Cause he's too stuck in his ways, Gloria. 194 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,461 This is good for him. 195 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,629 He'll taste the pickle, he'll find that he likes it, 196 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,764 he'll try more things. 197 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,532 This is good parenting. 198 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,534 This is not going to play well in my memoir. 199 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,470 You know, you're one to talk. 200 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,137 How many times have i asked you 201 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,806 to try my mother's blood sausages? 202 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,641 Totally different. That's disgusting. 203 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,719 How do you know it's disgusting if you've never tried it? 204 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,546 You've never tried grandma's delicious blood sausage 205 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,982 that's right there in the freezer? 206 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,216 Oh, you're right. 207 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,885 We do have some left over. 208 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,920 Really? It hasn't been all gobbled up yet? 209 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,790 Okay, Mr. father of the year, 210 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:07,528 it's time for you to show Manny that you're not a hypocrite. 211 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,598 Looks like you're in quite a conundrum. 212 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,899 You know, you could've said... 213 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,901 "a pickle"! Dang it! It was right there. 214 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,934 [ Sighs ] 215 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,677 Hello. Hi. Can i help you? 216 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,779 Uh, yes. Um, i have something pretty special 217 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,648 that means the world to me, 218 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,959 yet I'd gladly part with it to prove my love for my fiancé. 219 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,252 Cam, you don't have to... i do. 220 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,254 This is a belt buckle that was once owned 221 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,824 by the legendary Wyatt earp. 222 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,760 And when my grandfather gave it to me, god rest his soul, 223 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,095 he said, "son, this here is," um... 224 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,264 [ Whimpers ] Okay? 225 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,133 [ Sniffles ] I can't be here for this. 226 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,502 You do it. And get a price on that divine lamp. 227 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,839 Um, anyway... 228 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,507 Look, i didn't want to say anything 229 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,051 in front of your fiancé, but this is a cheap replica 230 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,045 given away by a gas-station chain in the '60s. 231 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,713 There's tons of them out there. 232 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:00,881 It's worth about 20 bucks. 233 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,049 Are you sure? 234 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,352 Pretty sure. 235 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,720 Wow. [ Sighs ] 236 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,355 That family loves to dress up a story. 237 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:09,690 And a pig. 238 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,059 Well, how about a first-edition number 3 239 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,362 "spider-man versus doctor octopus" in near-mint condition? 240 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,465 Keep talking. 241 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,333 That... 242 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,235 Uh, uh, that's pretty much it. 243 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,972 [ Sighs ] 244 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,073 Why isn't she calling? 245 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,475 Aren't you the doubter? 246 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,911 She'll call in three... 247 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,913 Two-o-o-o... 248 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,414 One! One's next! 249 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,649 Yeah. [ Cellphone rings ] 250 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,918 Oh, oh! Shh, shh. Press record. 251 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,654 [ Cellphone beeps ] Hi, mom. 252 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,055 Haley, honey, 253 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,499 did you mean to send this text to your dad? 254 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,058 Text? What does it say? 255 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,493 Um... 256 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,929 "I hate to spoil your golf game, but..." 257 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,932 Uh, no, no. I-i didn't send that. 258 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,235 Must have accidentally dictated when you and dad were talking. 259 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,503 Okay. That's weird. 260 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,171 Well, while i have you on the phone, 261 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,083 would you mind emptying the dishwasher and doing... 262 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,875 Oh, you're breaking up. 263 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,844 Haley, can you hear me now? Nope. Bye. [ Chuckles ] 264 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,746 Got it. Told you we'd get it. 265 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,448 Now just for a little creative editing... 266 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,018 Your mind is so brilliant. 267 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,762 If you put this much effort into your schoolwork, 268 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,363 there is no telling the things you could... 269 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,032 [ scoffs ] Why do you have to ruin everything? 270 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,926 I know, she's always talking about my potential. 271 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,898 Fore! 272 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,066 Do you think i hit her? 273 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,668 Nah, she's fine. 274 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,638 Sorry I'm so distracted today. 275 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,140 What's wrong, buddy? 276 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,574 Let me ask you something. 277 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,119 Do... [ Sighs ] Do you ever get the sense 278 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,587 that your wife feels like she could have done better? 279 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,713 God, no. Nah, she's the luckiest woman on earth. 280 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,457 I mean, if anything, i could've done better. 281 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,583 The noises that come out of that woman at night? 282 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:46,162 [ Cellphone chimes ] It's like she's that black guy from "police academy." 283 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,821 Oh, speak of the devil. 284 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,066 Message from my wife, not the black guy from "police academy." 285 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,892 Oh, that'd be so awesome. 286 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,627 That would be neat. Phil? Hey, it's Claire. 287 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:56,329 Um, i hate to spoil your golf game, but... I'm pregnant! 288 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,631 What? 289 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,266 Let's talk as soon as you can. 290 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,268 I have to leave. 291 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,170 What? We're in the middle of a game. 292 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,905 I have to be with Claire! 293 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:05,939 Oh... my clubs! 294 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,943 My hat! 295 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:12,880 My sandwich! 296 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,986 Hi. Hey. 297 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,353 I'm sorry i freaked out in there. 298 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,089 How... how much did we get for it? 299 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,757 You know, here. I couldn't do it. 300 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,192 What? No. 301 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,960 This belt buckle means so much to you. 302 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,596 I'm just gonna... i am going to sell my comic book instead. 303 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,498 Oh, Mitchell, that is so sweet. You know... 304 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,201 It's okay. The idea of me parting ways with a belt buckle 305 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,970 that my grandfather arm-wrestled Wyatt earp for... 306 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,872 He arm-wrestled him? 307 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,473 Oh, yeah, but not in a contentious way. 308 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,142 You know, they were friends. 309 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,853 My grandfather saved his life during a train robbery. 310 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,612 A... a train robbery? That's... wow. 311 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,180 Cam, wow! Yeah. 312 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,615 They had a real bond. 313 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,784 The great Wyatt earp and honest Abe Tucker. 314 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,686 Mm-hmm. 315 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:57,190 I have it, I'll store it, and if i need to, i will use it. 316 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,528 You know what? I quit. 317 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,573 Pardon me for trying to broaden his horizons. No, no, no. You're not quitting anything. 318 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,400 You're going to eat your sausage, and you're going to eat your pickle. 319 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,370 I am tired of every day cooking two different meals. 320 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,406 [ Mockingly ] No tomatoes. White meat only. Extra bacon. 321 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,342 He gets extra bacon? What the hell? 322 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:19,179 Today is the day you two are stopping this silliness! 323 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,248 Fine, we'll all conquer something today. 324 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,817 What do i have to conquer? I eat everything. 325 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,386 Pet Stella's belly. What? 326 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,255 You won't touch Stella's belly. 327 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,557 Yeah, because it's the creepiest thing ever. 328 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,259 Has like 30 nipples. 329 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,428 I'll eat the blood sausage, Manny eats the pickles, 330 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,830 you pet her belly. 331 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,331 I'd rather eat the dog. 332 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,167 Don't be a hypocrite. 333 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,335 Nice and long, like you mean it. 334 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,805 I want to see that leg shake. 335 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,514 [ Laughs ] 336 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,749 Hey! Oh! Aww, mmm. 337 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,026 Let me get these! What's happening? 338 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,252 I'm just so happy! Really? 339 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,454 Oh, did you finally get a hole in one? A hole in one. 340 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,623 I hope our baby has your sense of humor. 341 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,558 Our what? Why didn't i see it? 342 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,971 The drug store, the bloated ankles, you've been so moody lately... 343 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,130 What are you talking about? There it is. 344 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,264 Phil, i am not pregnant. 345 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,133 You're not? No. 346 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,044 Well, why'd you leave me that message? Didn't leave you a message. 347 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,612 Are you sure? You're very forgetful when you're pregnant. 348 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,771 I think i would remember! 349 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,372 Then why have you been so moody? 350 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,541 Maybe because you just told me i have giant ankles! 351 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,543 Shh, i don't want him to hear us fight like this. 352 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,078 Give me this. 353 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,055 Okay. This is gonna be good for everybody, 354 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,218 so let's get it over with. 355 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,485 Fine. Okay. 356 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,321 We'll go on the count of three. 357 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,422 [ Gags ] One... 358 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,190 Two... 359 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,160 Three. 360 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,095 [ Gags ] Uh! Oh, no! 361 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,563 I'm gonna throw up! 362 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,598 Why so moist, Jay?! Why?! 363 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,600 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 364 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,568 Manny, move! 365 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,103 Is this a bad time? 366 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,339 Gloria: Ugh! Ugh! Eww! Ugh! 367 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,242 Sorry to barge in here like this. 368 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,578 I guess it's weird that, uh, I'm still storing stuff here. 369 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,280 I just wish you would have come in sooner 370 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,183 before i went to second base with Stella. 371 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,118 [ Chuckles ] All right, I'll be two minutes. 372 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,686 If you need money for the wedding, 373 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,831 why sell something that you love? 374 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,356 Why don't you just ask Jay? 375 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,291 No. No. No. No. Why not? He's your father. 376 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,293 I don't feel right asking my dad for money, okay? 377 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,396 I'm an adult, and i have my comic book. 378 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,608 I hate to spoil your golf game, but... I'm pregnant! 379 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,601 Let's talk as soon as you can. 380 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,213 Oh, they are good. I can't believe they pulled such an elaborate stunt. 381 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,373 I don't know whether to be angry or impressed. 382 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,852 It's so diabolical. I don't know where they get that fr... wait. Wait. Wait. 383 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,844 We could really have some fun with this. 384 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,481 You know, it's funny, 385 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,859 i never saw you as a comic-book guy. 386 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,450 Oh, no, i wasn't, but i don't know. 387 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,785 Spider-man... 388 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,453 He... he spoke to me. 389 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,890 I... i think it's because it's about this nerdy kid 390 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,724 who has this special secret side of himself 391 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,559 that he can't share with anybody, and... 392 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,794 And that's how i always felt. 393 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,996 Aww. 394 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,197 Spider-man made me feel like 395 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,865 it was okay to be different. 396 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,034 And... It made me feel tough enough to... 397 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,835 To get through the rough times. 398 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,046 Oh, Mitchell, that's so sweet. 399 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,071 I didn't know that. 400 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:58,972 Are you sure you want to sell it? 401 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,507 Yes, yes. 402 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,420 Because, like spider-man, i am brave and strong. 403 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,045 Oh! Spider web! Spider web! Mitchell. 404 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,013 It's in my mouth. 405 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,814 Oh, Mitchell! What?! Oh! 406 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,150 No! No! Oh, no! 407 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,933 Claire: Give me a break, Phil! 408 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,225 Phil: What do you want from me?! 409 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,060 Shh! I didn't say anything. 410 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,837 Claire: A little compassion when you thought i was pregnant 411 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,196 would have been nice! Uh-oh. 412 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,240 I'm sorry. It was a knee-jerk reaction. 413 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,765 You got that half right! 414 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,335 Well, you're not pregnant, anyway, so who cares?! 415 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,712 And what did i say that was so terrible?! 416 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,172 Well, i believe your exact words were, 417 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,541 "great, another kid that we can screw up!" 418 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,344 Oh, well, I'm sorry, but we both know that's true! 419 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,189 Claire: Wait! Are you saying we never should have had them in the first place? 420 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,015 Phil: Like you've never said that! 421 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,726 This is awful. Is this what you thought was going to happen? 422 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,218 I didn't think that far ahead. 423 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,063 I never do. You know that. You should've stopped me! 424 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,555 You said this was going to be fun! 425 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,390 Nobody is having fun! 426 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,591 Careful?! Please, Phil! 427 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,902 If you hadn't gotten me pregnant, 428 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,361 i never would have married you! 429 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,728 I would have married Bobby Nash! 430 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,297 You would?! Oh, yeah! 431 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,633 And right now, i would be on my 100-acre ranch in Aspen 432 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,602 with my strapping 6'4" hedge-fund husband! 433 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,072 You really wish you'd married Bobby? 434 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,407 Oh, every single day! 435 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,409 [ Breathing shakily ] 436 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,912 No, Phil. 437 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,414 Dad, are you okay? 438 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,617 Yep. That's what i am to everyone around here. 439 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,286 Mom... Just "okay." 440 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,587 Phil! Hey, mom? 441 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,056 Not now. Phil! [ Sighs ] 442 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,126 You guys hear that? We totally got them! 443 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,495 Quick! We need a blow dryer! 444 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,163 Is this some sort of gay emergency? 445 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,432 No, dad, it's not a gay emergency! It's my comic book. 446 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,167 We need to... Ohh, god! 447 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,235 It's ruined. 448 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,636 Mitchell, it's okay. 449 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,338 It probably wasn't worth that much anyway. 450 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,407 It was worth $5,000! Your belt buckle is garbage. 451 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,674 It came from a gas station! 452 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,186 Your grandfather never met Wyatt earp! 453 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,477 [ Gasps ] 454 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,113 I didn't hold on to that 455 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,081 for quite as long as i thought. 456 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,516 Hey, I'm sorry. 457 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,751 I... i didn't mean to blurt it out like that. 458 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,186 No, it's... it's okay. 459 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,788 I... i kinda suspected the dates didn't line up. 460 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,134 Now I'm starting to think that wasn't Amelia earhart's compass. 461 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,426 Mm. 462 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,693 I'm so sorry, 463 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,163 but i am sure that Jay can help you two out. 464 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,364 No, no, no, no, no. 465 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,441 We want to do this on our own. 466 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,534 Can i ask you a question? 467 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,869 Why are you having such a big thing anyway? 468 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,139 Well, because we're only getting married once. 469 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,042 I'm just saying, why do you need to make it into a spectacle? 470 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,509 A s... A spectacle? 471 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,121 This could be the universe's way of telling you 472 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,546 to bring it down a notch. 473 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,648 Invite your family, your friend pepper, 474 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,526 and, what's his name, the... the... the flouncy one? 475 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,118 Uh, l'David. 476 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,287 I don't have a flouncy friend named l'David, dad. 477 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,156 Do... do you mean l'Michael or j'Marcus? 478 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,890 I'm not sure who you're referring to. 479 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,526 Whatever. I'm just saying keep it small. 480 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,995 Why pay all that money for people you barely know? 481 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,797 Oh, oh, you mean like any of your friends? 482 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,908 [ Laughing ] Oh, please, you don't want any of my friends there. 483 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,669 Really? Because I've... I've been asking for a list for months now. 484 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,639 So, so who doesn't want them there... me or you? Why are you getting upset? 485 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,352 Because, dad, if... if this was Claire's wedding, you would be all over it. 486 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,686 You'd be wanting to have it at your club. 487 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,745 You'd be inviting all your friends. 488 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,682 Oh, please! I wasn't that thrilled when Claire got married, either. 489 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,651 "Either"? For god's sake, just stop talking. 490 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,752 Everybody back off. 491 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,188 I don't think I'm out of line 492 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,855 suggesting my friends don't want to see 493 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,924 a father-son dance at a big gay wedding. [ Scoffs ] 494 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,560 There is no father-son dance, dad. 495 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,096 I don't know what things go on there. 496 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,273 Do i walk you down the aisle? 497 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,099 Does someone throw a bouquet? 498 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,376 I mean, I'm just saying, i don't know how this stuff plays out 499 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,034 with my guys from the club. 500 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,108 Oh, you mean the guys who sit around the locker room 501 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,571 watching football naked? 502 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,707 No! No! See, this... This isn't about them. 503 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,618 This is about you. You are the one that's uncomfortable here. 504 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,887 Fine. I admit it. This whole wedding thing is weird to me. 505 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,413 Wow. 506 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,047 Now, see, why do you get to be you, 507 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,749 but i don't get to be me? 508 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,960 See, i didn't choose to be uncomfortable. I was born this way. 509 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,697 Are you really throwing a gay anthem in our face right now? Oh, damn it. 510 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,124 Give me some credit. You know how far I've come. 511 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,626 I mean, what more do you want from me? 512 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,294 You know what, dad? Y-you do. 513 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,096 You get to be you. 514 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,432 If... if it really makes you that uncomfortable, then... 515 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,033 Don't come to the wedding. 516 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,268 Gloria: Ay... 517 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,369 Mitchell... No! No, see? 518 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,670 We're scaling back already. 519 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,441 [ Door closes ] 520 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,977 Phil, honey... 521 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,413 What happened down there? You attacked me. 522 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,449 In a fun way. We were both doing it. 523 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,717 I heard you this morning, 524 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,495 talking about your super-cute boyfriend Bobby, 525 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,097 saying that i was the "comfortable" choice, 526 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,998 that you only married me because your dad hated it. 527 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,291 No, sweetheart. 528 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,260 I [Sighs] Was not talking about you. 529 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,228 I was explaining to the girls 530 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,997 about an outfit that i was wearing in a picture 531 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:22,001 that was the comfortable choice that my dad hated. 532 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,670 Oh, honey. 533 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,905 You can't possibly think that's why i married you. 534 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,607 Okay, i... i get it a-about your dad. 535 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,009 I... i... sometimes i do wonder, you know, 536 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,511 if you hadn't gotten pregnant... 537 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,680 Would we even be here right now? Yeah. 538 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,748 Well, i wonder the same thing, too. 539 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,749 You do? 540 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,285 Yes. All the time. 541 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,619 Just last week, 542 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,322 you and the kids were outside washing the car, 543 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,357 and you got in that soap battle 544 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,093 and everybody was running around laughing. 545 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,930 And i stood there at the kitchen window, 546 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,167 and i was thinking how lucky i am. 547 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,278 'Cause i would have missed all of this 548 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,969 if i hadn't married you. 549 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,706 I knew you were watching. That's why i dropped the sponge. 550 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,208 Mm. 551 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,851 That's what got my attention in the first place. 552 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,278 You really don't regret not marrying Bobby Nash? 553 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,346 No. 554 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,880 He was cute, but he was boring. 555 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,549 He never once made me laugh. 556 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,050 You laugh at me all the time. 557 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,186 I do. Mm. 558 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,690 I liked how happy you were when you thought i was pregnant. 559 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,426 Of course i was. 560 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:22,762 Oh. 561 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,233 Hmm. 562 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,134 Do you think you could pick that up for me? 563 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,636 I don't know. 564 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,903 Oh? 565 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,672 It's so far down here. Oh! 566 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,073 Schwing! 567 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,809 See? I told you they were gonna be fine. 568 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,411 [ Lock clicking ] 569 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,412 Door lock! 570 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,747 Run! 571 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,349 Alex: Go! Go! Go! Go! Ew! Ew! 572 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,219 Hey, Phil, it's Mitchell, Claire's brother. 573 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:49,922 I heard about your and Claire's whole pregnancy situation, 574 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,560 and I'm... I'm sorry my dad didn't have a better reaction. 575 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,894 Don't take it personally. 576 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,028 He's just like that. 577 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,163 He'll... he'll come around. 578 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,498 And if not... 579 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,333 Well... 580 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,269 His loss. [ Chuckles ] 581 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,604 Yeah, okay, anyway, uh, now that we're gonna be family, 582 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,748 it's... it's probably a little weird for me 583 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,407 to date your cousin, 584 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,910 so maybe you could ask her to stop paging me? 585 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:11,944 [ Chuckles ] 586 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:12,945 Wow. 587 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,281 It's so crazy. 588 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,517 I know. Uncle Mitchell with a pager. 589 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,959 No, Stella. Okay? No! 590 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,932 [ Humming ] 591 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,404 Stella, i said no. 592 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,140 [ Conversations in Spanish on television ] 593 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,442 [ Sighs ] 594 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,377 You... 595 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,279 Okay, but just this time, okay? 596 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,615 And you keep your mouth shut about this. 597 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,221 [ Door opens ] 598 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,456 Who's there?