1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,672 Good morning, almost husband. 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:07,141 Good morning, almost... oh, no! No! 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,642 Oh! Oh! Pepper: Oh, calm down. 4 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,044 This can't be the first time 5 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,979 you've woken up with other men in your bedroom. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,681 Happy wedding day! [ Laughs ] 7 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,015 What are you doing here? 8 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:17,485 You pay for a full-service wedding, 9 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,420 you get our full packages. 10 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,254 Ohh. 11 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,490 Close, honey. So close. 12 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,992 And we're crossing. We're crossing. 13 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,327 And trays down. And trays down. 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,829 Napkins. 15 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,065 Relax. Enjoy. 16 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,033 The car will pick you up at 4:00 17 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:36,003 to whisk you away to your beautiful hilltop wedding. 18 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,171 How's the weather? 19 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,448 I had a dream it rained on everyone. 20 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:39,573 Dry as a bone. 21 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:40,917 The only thing it will be raining tonight is men. 22 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,243 We really need it. Mm. 23 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,344 Has anyone heard from sal? 24 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,078 No. 25 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,746 And i will never understand 26 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:49,283 why you asked that boozy us-hag to officiate your wedding. 27 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,452 We didn't exactly ask sal. 28 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:52,853 Sal... Mm-hmm. 29 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,189 We have something very important to talk to you about. 30 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,691 Yeah, we hope that maybe you would be open to the idea... 31 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,294 Yes! I will totally officiate your wedding! 32 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:03,364 Oh, my drinks! 33 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,965 [ Laughs ] 34 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,868 It was supposed to be an intervention. 35 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,871 Captions by vitac... 36 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,707 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 37 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,377 And brought to you by Ford. Go further. 38 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,413 *** 39 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,382 [ cellphone rings ] 40 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,317 Hey, best man. 41 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:24,918 Hello, blushing bride. 42 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,554 I feel like i should hate that more. 43 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,298 Yeah, i think i might go with "best person." 44 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,167 Anyway, I'm just calling to see how you're doing. 45 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,259 I'm great. 46 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,393 Really? 47 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,162 I-i... is this about mom again? 48 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,563 I told you... I'm fine. 49 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,431 My mother can't come to the wedding. 50 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:38,832 She was at a yoga retreat, 51 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,668 and she fell out of a warrior pose, 52 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,802 and she broke her hip. 53 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,304 Should we consider the possibility 54 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,305 that someone pushed her? 55 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,806 Cam, please. 56 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,251 They were a bunch of peace-loving hippies 57 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,985 who spent two weeks in the rainforest with my mother. 58 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:51,745 Of course someone pushed her. 59 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,681 I'm actually relieved she's not coming. 60 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,150 She has given me the gift of a crazy-free wedding. 61 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,085 I know. I was just a little sad for you. 62 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,153 Mom's a no-show, 63 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,821 and you and dad are hardly even speaking. 64 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,156 Enough about dad. 65 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,124 He doesn't get gay weddings, 66 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,627 and i don't get track suits as casualwear. 67 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,829 Can we please talk about something happy, 68 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,498 like my honeymoon in Mexico? 69 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,799 Oh, yeah, you're gonna want to 70 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,301 take a look at the weather channel. 71 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,768 Hilarious. Love you. 72 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:15,812 Love you, too. [ Cellphone beeps ] 73 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,471 You're gonna get the gift today, right? 74 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,648 Don't we have a year to do that? 75 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,808 No, i have a husband to do that. 76 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,210 They fell in love with 77 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:25,279 this very specific turquoise Italian glass bowl. 78 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,014 I looked everywhere, finally found one, 79 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,492 and we're not going to that wedding without it. 80 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,327 Wait. I-i thought you were taking me to the eye doctor. 81 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,995 They said I'm not supposed to drive myself home. 82 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,187 No, no, no, no. 83 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,698 I'm picking up Luke from his wilderness trip. 84 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:35,789 Alex can take you. 85 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:36,657 That's a bummer. 86 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:37,891 Aww, dad, I'm touched. 87 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,494 No, not because of you. I'd just rather pick up Luke. 88 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,162 Than go to the eye doctor. 89 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,365 I-i love spending time with you. 90 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,300 Don't worry... You're fun. 91 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,868 Wow. 92 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,370 My dad would never admit this, 93 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,572 but when he wants fun, he goes straight to Luke. 94 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,906 They have a weird connection. 95 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,808 They're like Batman and Robin. 96 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,512 Dad and i are more like Batman and Ruth bader ginsburg. 97 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,813 Honey, don't be like that. 98 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,182 You're super fun! 99 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,150 You sure i can't get Luke? 100 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:03,984 Alex: I heard that! 101 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,052 Let's do this! 102 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,420 [ Telephone rings ] 103 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,188 Hello. 104 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,334 Hey, mom. Gloria wants to know if she can do your hair and makeup last 105 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,059 after me and cam's mom. 106 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:14,895 It's fine. 107 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,506 Something about Luke... I've lost interest. 108 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,665 Okay, love you. Bye! 109 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,867 Damn, this is the best cup of coffee i ever had. 110 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,770 Manny roasts his own beans every Friday night. 111 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:25,339 That kid's gonna be roasting his own beans for a long time, 112 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,007 if you know what i mean. [ Chuckles ] 113 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,444 Can i just say thank you again for letting us stay here? 114 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:33,681 You have thanked us enough with that big bag of deer meat. 115 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,449 Aww. Hey, mom. 116 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:36,850 Can you see this? 117 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:37,951 What pimple? 118 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,119 [ Sighs ] I knew it. 119 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,688 I can't go looking like this. 120 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,290 Weddings are where you meet girls. 121 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,091 Not at this one. 122 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,759 Well, we better be going. Yeah. 123 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,127 Have a great spa day. 124 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,629 Men don't have spa days. 125 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,064 We're just going to the club, taking a steam, 126 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,466 having a couple of rubdowns. 127 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,934 Merle: Hey. 128 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,136 Do they serve cucumber water at that place? 129 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,272 Sometimes they do a strawberry-basil mix. 130 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,307 Ah. [ Chuckles ] 131 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,474 Merle? Yes, ma'am? 132 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,543 Be back in time for me to do your tie. 133 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,345 Uh, yes, ma'am. 134 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:09,216 [ Sighs ] I'm so sorry you had to see that. 135 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,284 [ Door closes ] See what? 136 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,119 The way we just snapped at each other. 137 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,454 Are you joking? 138 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:16,056 Obviously, merle and i are going through 139 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,591 a heck of a rough patch. 140 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,460 If i talked to Jay that nice, 141 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,729 he would think I'm cheating on him. 142 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,096 [ Door opens ] Mrs. p... 143 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,098 [ Door closes ] My darn taxi never came. 144 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,300 I'm gonna miss my flight. 145 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,167 No. 146 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,302 I just... [ Groans ] 147 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,304 I don't want to deal with this right now 148 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,473 [sighs] 'Cause I'm already so scared of flying. 149 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,174 I just hate everything about it... 150 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,476 Except for the food. 151 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,986 I don't understand how they get such bold flavors 152 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,245 out of that tiny kitchen. 153 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,582 Haley, can you drive Andy to the airport, please? 154 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,518 She doesn't want to do that. Aww, you get me. 155 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,619 Haley. 156 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,688 I don't have a car. I got dropped off. 157 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,289 I guess we can take my car. 158 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,024 That's settled. Go. 159 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,192 Fine. 160 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,027 Okay. 161 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,195 We really need to hurry. 162 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,464 Relax. We'll get there. 163 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,465 You just worry about 164 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,299 being strapped in a giant metal tube 165 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,368 30,000 feet in the air. 166 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:03,003 That's right... I heard. 167 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,237 [ Sighs ] 168 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:06,940 Hey. What? 169 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,476 I just thought of something. 170 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,378 What's going on with my hair today? 171 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:13,113 Daddy's going to do it up really pretty with flowers. 172 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,348 Not you, right? 173 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:15,683 No, other daddy. 174 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,850 Oh, thank god. 175 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,185 Mitchell, this is not my tuxedo! 176 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,453 They gave me the wrong order! 177 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,221 And the fuchsia gown didn't tip you off? 178 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,367 I have like nine shirts this color. I'm wearing a shirt this color. 179 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,301 Okay, deep breaths. Deep breaths. [ Breathing shallowly ] 180 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,870 We have plenty of time to go to the dry-cleaner. 181 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,405 We knew that there would be a bump today, 182 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,039 and here it is. We're getting it done early. 183 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,298 This is our bump. 184 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,634 Oh! Oh! 185 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,236 Okay. Okay. So, this is our bump. 186 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,269 [ Sighs ] 187 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,911 I can't handle this. 188 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,646 We're getting married in five hours. 189 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,515 I don't have my perfectly tailored tux. 190 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,517 I can't just go buy something off the rack. 191 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,651 I'm not Cindy Crawford. 192 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,385 Why a woman? 193 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:52,486 I'm just wondering. 194 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,487 What are we gonna do? 195 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,588 We could eat. 196 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,424 We just need to get in touch with the owner. 197 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,925 Y-you, uh, you know his name, right? 198 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,259 It's... Aziz something? Oh, oh. 199 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,604 It's... it's... Uh, no, it's a-Amir. 200 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:01,729 It's... It's not Amir, no. 201 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,763 Oh, no, it's, uh, Ahmad. 202 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,832 It's achmed. No. Oh, it's on the ticket. 203 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,266 Now I'm just feeling racist. 204 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,367 What is it? Here it is. 205 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,436 It's... Jerry. 206 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,603 J... oh, Jerry. Amari. 207 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:10,938 Jerry Amari. 208 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,139 There you go. 209 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,608 Can you see better in here? 210 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,844 A little, but those drops are really hanging on. 211 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:20,113 I'm like Han Solo right when he came out of the carbonite. 212 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,048 Really? Nothing? 213 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,091 I get it. It's "Star Trek." 214 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,116 You're breaking my heart. 215 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,428 Save it for Luke. He'll love that. 216 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,129 Can we just get the gift and get out of here? 217 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,588 Right, but first things first. 218 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,533 Let's put on some funny hats, act like they're not there, 219 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,800 and then walk around all serious. 220 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,025 What's the point of this? 221 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,727 That's good. You're nailing it. 222 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,763 [ Cellphone rings ] 223 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:36,764 Hey, honey. 224 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,131 How was the eye exam? 225 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:38,766 Great. 226 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:39,933 I can barely see. 227 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,478 I'm wearing giant sunglasses and a girly hat. 228 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,870 Alex and i are having a blast. 229 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,438 But you got the gift, right? 230 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,606 That's what people tell me. 231 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,774 Honey, the bowl. 232 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,775 I have the bowl. 233 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:48,942 It's beautiful. 234 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,053 I'll... I'll see you at home. 235 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,111 Hey, here's a thought... 236 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,589 Now that you told mom you got the bowl, 237 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,114 how about we actually go get it? 238 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,282 Yes, no more fooling around. 239 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,450 Let's go get the bowl. 240 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,385 Oh, right after we find out our sleep number. 241 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,487 Ow! 242 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,822 There's my guy. 243 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,424 I thought dad was picking me up. 244 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,993 Oh. I missed you, too. 245 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:06,760 Come here. 246 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,428 Aww. 247 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,731 So, did you have fun? 248 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,599 Yeah. 249 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,776 What was your favorite thing? 250 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,901 I don't remember. 251 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,335 It was yesterday. 252 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,437 Hot dogs. Can we go now? 253 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,148 Honey, i feel bad that you have to leave early. 254 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,140 What are you missing today? 255 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,642 Boating. 256 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,911 Well, i mean, we have a little time. 257 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,646 You don't mind waiting in the car? 258 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,447 [ Breathes deeply ] 259 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,583 [ Sighs ] 260 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:33,621 So, cam tells me you and Mitch had a little dust-up. 261 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:34,688 Yeah. 262 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:37,324 A couple of weeks ago. 263 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,493 That kid can hold a grudge. 264 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,129 A little uncomfortable about that wedding, are you? 265 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,197 Well, you know what I'm feeling, right? 266 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,365 [ Laughs ] 267 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,502 I'd like to think I've evolved on the subject. 268 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:51,939 We got a couple of lesbo swans in the pond. 269 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,440 They seem pretty happy. 270 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,510 [ Sighs ] Hey, Jay. 271 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,612 Hey, Howard, Larry. 272 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:01,281 This is my, uh... 273 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,284 This is my friend merle, and he's visiting from Missouri. 274 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,654 Ooh, the "show me" state. 275 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:07,955 Don't say that in here! 276 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,924 [ Laughter ] 277 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,127 So, what brings you to town, merle? 278 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:18,666 Well, uh, my... our... 279 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,169 Jay's and my... Kids are getting married today. 280 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,237 Howard: Congratulations. 281 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,406 Isn't that nice? 282 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,884 Father of the bride, father of the groom 283 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,586 taking a steam together the day of the wedding. 284 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,244 Yeah, something like that. 285 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,246 The day my son got married... Piece of cake. 286 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,148 But the day i lost my little girl... 287 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,584 Ohh, that wrecked me. 288 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,252 So, which one of you has to suffer through that today? 289 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,255 You know what? It's too hot in here. 290 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,256 Yeah. Let's go. 291 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,392 Mm-hmm. Real evolved. 292 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,394 Your swans would be ashamed. 293 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:52,365 Well, i guess i first noticed it after pameron moved out, 294 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:55,669 and merle and i just started sniping at each other. 295 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:58,238 Yeah, like that bloodbath this morning? 296 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,173 Ohh. Again, i am so sorry. 297 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:04,277 But merle is not the type you can talk to about things. 298 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,214 I mean, the man's had a toothpick in his mouth 299 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,917 our whole marriage, and i can't say a word. 300 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,019 No, you can't sit on your feelings. 301 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,086 You will explode! 302 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,456 I have, like, 10 little explosions every day, 303 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,726 so i don't have the big one. 304 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,027 The women in my family... 305 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,095 Sometimes, they shoot their husbands. 306 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:25,599 Well, we've had 48... Good years. 307 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:28,969 I... Guess we're just gonna run out the clock. 308 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,437 No! 309 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,405 You're still... 310 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,608 You have... 311 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,276 That is bad attitude! 312 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,979 You have to tell merle what is bothering you. 313 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,948 Oh, he doesn't want to hear all that. 314 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:44,652 He gets all closed off and [Deep voice] macho. 315 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,720 [ Giggling ] 316 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,588 You're ticklin' my piggies. 317 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:49,923 You get used to that. 318 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,324 [ Chuckles ] 319 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,294 It's a shame Mitchell's mother couldn't make it to the wedding. 320 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,562 For who? 321 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,498 Mm, things still rough between the two of you? 322 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,834 Merle, things have always been rough. 323 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,136 That woman never stopped complaining. 324 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,305 Finding the strength to leave dede 325 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,974 was the hardest thing i ever did, 326 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,977 but the best decision i ever made. 327 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,512 Well, you sure made a score with that Gloria. 328 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,013 Wow. 329 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:13,914 Big-time. 330 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,248 [ Chuckles ] 331 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,449 I bet you landed her 332 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,952 before she got a gander at those hooves of yours. 333 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,320 [ Both chuckle ] 334 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,455 You're welcome, by the way. 335 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,826 So, what are you gonna do in Utah? 336 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,327 Well, me and my girlfriend 337 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,196 haven't seen each other in a while, 338 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,165 so we're gonna be like a couple of bunny rabbits... 339 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,534 Wow. Just hopping all over town. 340 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,704 Oh. 341 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,805 Is this her? 342 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,472 Yep, that's my Beth. 343 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,508 Huh. She's pretty. 344 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,810 [ Scoffs ] Yeah. 345 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,212 She's the most beautiful creature, inside and out. 346 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,948 I'm just the luckiest guy ever to get to love her. 347 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,283 Okay, she may be real, but no way you are. 348 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,518 Who talks like that? 349 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,386 You know, i hate when you say things like that 350 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,488 because you are funny, and you are pretty, 351 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,324 and you are smart in an original way, 352 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,559 so why shouldn't a guy feel lucky to love you? 353 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,494 Shut up. Be normal. 354 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,896 [ Cellphone buzzes ] 355 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,407 Hey, my phone just buzzed. Can you read it? Yeah. 356 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,066 I don't want to put our lives at risk. 357 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,070 It's, uh, it's from the airline. 358 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,005 Your flight's delayed three hours. 359 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,741 Three hours?! Yeah. 360 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,575 Ohh! Jinkies! 361 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,078 I guess we can just drop me off at a coffee shop, 362 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,880 and i can take a cab from there. 363 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:20,913 Okay. 364 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,317 Actually, i really need to wake up. 365 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,553 Maybe I'll grab a coffee with you, if you don't mind. 366 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,354 Please. 367 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,521 The more i talk to people, 368 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,758 the less i imagine plummeting to my death 369 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,060 in a fiery spiral of screaming and crying. 370 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,396 Pretty dark for someone who just said "jinkies." 371 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,597 Well, i guess we have 372 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,242 different definitions of "emergency," then. 373 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,734 You know, I'm just gonna say it... 374 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,070 911 dispatchers have a little bit of attitude. 375 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,038 Well, you requested a s.W.A.T. Team. 376 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,940 Is anybody else hungry? [ Sighs ] 377 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,708 Mitchell! Mitchell! 378 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,743 Look at this. 379 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,578 Do you think you could fit in there? 380 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,851 [ Laughing ] I'm not doing that. 381 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,614 Then what am i gonna wear to our wedding... 382 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,615 My black funeral suit? 383 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,017 Is that the tone you want to set? 384 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,285 You wore it to one funeral. 385 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,763 [ Sighs ] And you didn't even know bea Arthur. 386 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,554 I felt like i did. I know. 387 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,023 [ Cellphone rings ] Oh. 388 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,724 It's pepper. He'll know what to do. 389 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,559 Yes. [ Sighs ] Pepper. Disaster. 390 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:10,063 It's not a disaster. It's just a wildfire. 391 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,732 And it's most certainly not going to burn down your wedding. 392 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:13,767 What?! What? 393 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,468 There's a wildfire near the venue. 394 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,403 No! 395 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,637 Yes, but it's fine. 396 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,107 Ronaldo is going to text-blast the guest list, 397 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,076 tell them the wedding is being moved from 5:00 to 1:00. 398 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,277 [ Gasps ] Oh, my god! 399 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,913 Don't panic. 400 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:29,917 Would somebody please turn off that wretched waterfall?! 401 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,852 Kill the waterfall immediately! 402 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,487 [ Sighs ] 403 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,656 The fire is already 28% contained. 404 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,925 That doesn't sound like a lot. 405 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,559 Just get dressed and look pretty. 406 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,761 I'm going to send the car for you in one hour. 407 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,098 Have you lost your mind?! 408 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,236 Go! You disgust me! 409 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,470 Go! 410 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,905 [ Grunts ] 411 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:52,772 Okay. 412 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,241 Now what are we gonna do? 413 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,475 No, i guess maybe... 414 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,678 No, th... cam, there's no way i could fit through there. 415 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,983 [ Sighs ] You two exhaust me. 416 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,019 What? 417 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,988 We have to be there in an hour! 418 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,589 I can't go like this! 419 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,091 Look at me! 420 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,425 I hate you. 421 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,495 Prepare yourself for the best burger of your life. 422 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,866 [ Cellphone chimes ] 423 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,733 We got to go. 424 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,137 Uh-oh. [ Sighs ] 425 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,538 Maybe we should try on more hats. 426 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,640 Do you think we have time? 427 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,509 [ Grunts ] It's not working! 428 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,810 And there's no oar? 429 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,780 We are literally up a creek without a paddle? 430 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,648 Okay, Lily, Lily! 431 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,451 Okay, you're gonna press the green button to start it, 432 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,821 and then you're gonna look for number 9-1-3. 433 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,456 And then, when you see it go by, 434 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,458 you press the red button to stop it, okay? 435 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,459 Okay. 436 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,570 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 437 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,629 I get us into these situations, and i freak, 438 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,364 and then you always fix the problem. 439 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,166 Well, now, we each have our own gifts. 440 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,567 It's just it's easier for me 441 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,136 to stay calm in the face of... 442 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,538 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, oh! 443 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,508 Lily, daddy's coming for you! Oh, my god! 444 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,357 Okay, now, Lily, press the red button! 445 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,016 I'm breaking the window! 446 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,650 Put that down! 447 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,718 [ Both sigh ] 448 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,852 Thank god you're here. 449 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,187 Are you breaking into my store? 450 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,057 Uh, no. 451 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,491 Why would you even say that? 452 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,859 My alarm went off. 453 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,594 Oh, well, okay, that is a coincidence 454 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,196 because his tuxedo is in there, 455 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,932 and we're getting married in an hour. 456 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:25,865 [ Sighs ] 457 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,534 You are totally saving us. 458 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,103 You know, i freak out at situations like this, 459 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,239 which forces him to fix the problem, 460 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,706 you know? I do. I do. 461 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,043 So, I'm over here, freaking out, 462 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:39,212 while he's somewhere else, fixing the problem. 463 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,781 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 464 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,884 [ Sighs ] Oh! Oh. 465 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,187 Well, maybe that's a good thing, you know... 466 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,188 The yin, the Yang? 467 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,357 Yeah, whatever, Jerry. 468 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,691 Where'd she come from? 469 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,726 Oh, oh, because she doesn't look like us? 470 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,228 That's offensive. Oh, Jerry. 471 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,262 Oh, Jerry. 472 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,733 What are we going to do? 473 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,569 I know how to get up there. 474 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,703 I'm blind. Follow me. 475 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,138 Oh, I'm not doing that. Alex! 476 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:09,876 [ Stick clacking ] 477 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,321 Excuse me, could someone help me to find the back of the line? 478 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,713 Oh, no, no. It's okay. Oh. 479 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,823 Go right ahead. Are you sure? 480 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,415 Mm-hmm. 481 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,383 Can i help you? 482 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,784 Yes, picking up for Dunphy. 483 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,086 It's on hold, i believe. 484 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,788 Beautiful day, huh? I was told. 485 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,789 Here we go. 486 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,457 [ Sighs ] Credit card? 487 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,127 Uh, just to be sure... That is turquoise, right? 488 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,729 Because my wife said it also comes in emerald. 489 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,931 Yes. Sir, it's a very long line. 490 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:32,966 Mm. Okay. 491 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,667 Um, can i have it for one second? 492 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:40,140 Thank you. 493 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,650 Yep, that doesn't feel like turquoise. 494 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,244 You can feel color? You got to be kidding me. 495 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,345 When you lose one sense, 496 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,655 all your other senses become heightened. 497 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,357 That's why you sound so loud and judge-y to me. 498 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,516 My mistake, sir. 499 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,318 I'll be right back. Okay. 500 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:55,322 [ Stomping loudly ] 501 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,523 Here it is. 502 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,625 Hey, he's messing with the blind guy. 503 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,360 Thank you... Wherever you are. 504 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,861 I don't think he's really blind. 505 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:02,929 Excuse me. 506 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,764 My father suffered methanol poisoning 507 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,666 on a humanitarian mission in Honduras, 508 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,868 resulting in permanent neurological dysfunction 509 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,537 and irreversible blindness. 510 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,005 It's been hard enough on our family 511 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,640 without people like you making it worse. 512 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,644 If he feels it's not the bowl, it's not the bowl. 513 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,846 I'm so sorry. 514 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,449 I'll check on the turquoise. 515 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,184 Okay, that was kind of fun. 516 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,019 I'm winking at you right now. 517 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:26,886 [ Chuckles ] 518 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,956 Ohh, this is not working. 519 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,692 We are never gonna get there on time, 520 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,494 and i am the best person. 521 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,528 Oh, god! Oh! 522 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,197 I think just broke a nail on a turtle. 523 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,699 [ Sighs ] You're the one who wanted to come out here. 524 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,970 Yes, i did, because i wanted to spend some time with my son. 525 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,172 You've... [ Sighs ] 526 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,549 You've been pushing me away so much lately, 527 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,417 and i don't want you to grow up to be the kind of kid 528 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,386 who doesn't care if his mom shows up at his wedding. 529 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,711 What are you talking about? 530 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:55,382 Nana isn't coming today, and Mitchell's relieved. 531 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,818 Well... I'd be really sad if you missed my wedding. 532 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,054 Really? You promise? 533 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,022 Totally. And so would Kate. 534 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,057 Who's Kate? 535 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,094 Upton... my wife, your daughter-in-law. 536 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,728 Oh. Get on board. 537 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,996 Come on. 538 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,265 Then what has been going on with you recently? 539 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,366 You've been so moody. 540 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,236 I'm sorry, but I'm sick of going to school 541 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,771 and hearing teachers say, "you're Alex Dunphy's brother? 542 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,873 Really?" Like I'm an idiot. 543 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,375 Oh, honey, you're not an idiot. 544 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,710 I forgot the paddle 545 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,879 even though we just learned the boating checklist yesterday. 546 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,381 Alex would never do that. 547 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,451 And if she did, she'd probably, like... i don't know... 548 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,021 Use this fishing rod to cast out and hook us on the shore 549 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,923 because "I'm so smart." 550 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,458 And then she'd pull us in 551 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,027 because everything she does always works. 552 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,296 [ Reel clicking ] Oh, my god. It's working. 553 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,063 It's working! 554 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,467 Figures. Alex. 555 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,545 [ Gasps ] Ooh, ooh. Don't move. 556 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,049 The lighting is really cool right now. 557 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,273 What are you doing? Don't smile. 558 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,707 Why? It's my favorite thing. 559 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,909 [ Chuckling ] No, really, be serious. 560 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,611 Look out the window. Okay. 561 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,080 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 562 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,081 Look. 563 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,251 Whoa! 564 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,053 That is honestly the best photo anyone's ever taken of me. 565 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,054 Thank you. 566 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,556 You mind if i send a copy to Beth? 567 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:13,059 Andy, um... 568 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,927 When i read the text about your flight, 569 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,997 i saw the text from Beth telling you not to come. 570 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,167 Yeah, she doesn't mean that. 571 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,234 [ Chuckles ] 572 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,002 She said, "it's over." 573 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,138 That can mean a lot of different things. 574 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,806 [ Cellphone buzzes ] 575 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,209 Your phone's buzzing again. 576 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,480 Oh, my god. The wedding got moved up. 577 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,148 I have to go. 578 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,318 Andy, are you sure about getting on that plane? 579 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,619 Yeah, yeah. I-I'm fine. 580 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,854 You know, she does this every once in a while. 581 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,122 She just likes the drama. 582 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,024 But i... okay. Haley, 583 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,926 i appreciate your concern... I really do... 584 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,861 But I've been in this relationship off and on 585 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,096 for eight years, 586 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,499 so i kind of know what I'm doing, all right? 587 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,866 Thank you for the ride. 588 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,670 [ Sighs ] 589 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,373 It's a tool of the trade. The car one says "Toyota." 590 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,542 [ Sighs ] 591 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,312 [ Classical music plays ] 592 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,313 Ronaldo: Ah. 593 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,480 I have eyes on the grooms. 594 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,815 I'm three feet behind you. 595 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,193 How's it going? Are people showing up? 596 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,352 It's all under control. 597 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,020 Surprise! Guess who's on time. 598 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:14,787 Oh, my god! 599 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,988 Sal, wow, you're pregnant. 600 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:16,989 Congratulations! 601 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,492 Thank you. We're really excited. 602 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,993 You're huge. 603 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,295 Nice teeth. 604 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,530 Uh, so, w-where's Tony? 605 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,664 Oh, beats me. 606 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,299 Haven't spoken to him since the divorce. 607 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,334 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 608 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,369 Yeah, it's, uh, Eddie. Eddie! Baby! Yeah! 609 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,803 Come here! Come meet the girls! 610 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,704 Eddie. 611 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,639 Sal: This is Eddie. Eddie. 612 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,408 Cam, Mitch, peps, this guy. 613 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,510 Hey. This is Eddie, my baby daddy. 614 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,678 So, why didn't you tell us? 615 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,855 Oh, you know, we just wanted to 616 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,180 get through that first trimester 617 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,825 before we let the cat out of the bag. Mm-hmm. 618 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,183 When was that... Last summer? 619 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,253 So, y-you're... You're how far along now? 620 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,987 About four months. Right, honey? 621 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,856 Mitchell: Four months. Yep. Yeah. 622 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,691 Just about the exact amount of time 623 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,360 Eddie and i have been together. 624 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,561 Ronaldo: I don't understand. 625 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,029 Four is this many, yes? 626 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,097 Sí. 627 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,766 Hola, handsome boys. [ Laughs ] 628 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,000 You two look gorgeous. 629 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,602 Gracias. Oh, thank you. 630 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,846 Pretty nice, huh? Like a regular wedding. 631 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,171 What? 632 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,706 Good start, Jay. 633 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,284 Barb: Hey, merle, it's your son's wedding... 634 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,278 Maybe lose the toothpick? 635 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,012 I'm getting tired of this nagging. 636 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:13,746 I'm leaving you. 637 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,614 What? What? 638 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,182 Not if i leave you first! 639 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,017 No, no, no, you don't mean this! 640 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,752 Oh, don't you feel bad, honey. 641 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,120 You have helped me today. 642 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,523 Thanks for getting me over the hump. 643 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,025 Both: What did you do? 644 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,627 Wow. We're doing this. 645 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,463 Are you ready? 646 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,365 I don't want to wait another minute. 647 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,934 Lily, hit it. 648 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,969 Woman: Aww. That's sweet. 649 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,905 [ Classical music continues ] 650 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,043 On 3, boys. 651 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,745 1, 2... 652 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,147 Attention! Attention, please! 653 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,749 The fire has jumped the freeway. 654 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:50,983 I'm really sorry, folks. 655 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,152 I'm gonna have to evacuate everyone immediately. 656 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,787 [ Guests murmur, siren wailing ] 657 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,423 So, th is our bump. 658 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,496 [ Fire engine horn honks ]