1 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:04,981 Hey, best man. Yeah, i think i might go with "best person." 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,250 Is this about mom again? I told you, I'm fine. 3 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:07,908 I was just a little sad for you. 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,578 Mom's a no-show, and you and dad are hardly even speaking. 5 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:11,845 I'm leaving you! 6 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,847 Not if i leave you first! 7 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:15,249 Both: What did you do?! 8 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,318 Attention! Attention, please! 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,420 The fire has jumped the freeway. 10 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,721 [ Siren wails in distance ] 11 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,590 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 12 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,058 If you're evacuating the whole area, 13 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,826 can't you just do us last? 14 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,105 I don't think you realize how close you are to actual flames. 15 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,830 Hello. Pepper Saltzman. 16 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,232 Big supporter of yours. 17 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:32,766 Have all your calendars. 18 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,336 We've waited 10 years. Can we please have an hour? 19 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,837 I can give you 30 minutes. 20 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,539 We can make that work! I don't... 21 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,375 The wedding will go on just in a slightly pared-down version. 22 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,776 Claire, you're up front. 23 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,044 Flower girl, strewing. 24 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,346 Grooms, come with me. 25 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,947 "Ooh! Ahh! They look so handsome!" 26 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,582 Quartet, quartet, quartet! 27 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,918 And cue sal. Start after your limerick. 28 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,220 Oh, god, no! 29 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,188 Ugh! We're all making sacrifices, dear. 30 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,624 I have a prius full of monarch butterflies 31 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:59,026 who are apparently coming home with me. 32 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,261 Aah! No! 33 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,929 Her water broke! No! 34 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,697 No, it did not! I am barely pregnant! 35 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,700 Thank you all for being here on this joyous occasion. 36 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,869 There once was a homo named Tucker... 37 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,638 Sal, stop. No, you're going into labor! 38 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:11,905 Also, just stop! 39 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,575 But we've only been together four months. 40 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,245 I just love you so much, i can't wait to have your baby. 41 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,413 [ Gasps ] God! Kids ruin everything! 42 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,658 Yeah, they sure do. Let's get you to the hospital and have our miracle baby. 43 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,317 Okay. 44 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:26,420 Just so you know, sometimes when babies come this early... 45 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:27,988 Uh-huh. They're black. 46 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,490 Okay, this is a disaster! 47 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,759 We have no one to marry us! 48 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,428 Dearly beloved, that is a problem. 49 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,063 Yep. 50 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,841 Thanks to $35 and the Internet, you are looking at 51 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,434 the good reverend Phillip Humphrey Dunphy. 52 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,437 Over the last year, I've dropped a few subtle hints 53 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,573 to Mitch and cam that i was available. 54 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,751 Hey, have you guys decided who's gonna officiate your wedding? 55 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,976 'Cause i got ordained online. 56 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,244 Oh, my god. A wallaby! 57 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,112 Oh, my gosh! 58 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,448 To be continued! 59 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:57,117 Phil, you're a lifesaver. Thank you. 60 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,952 No thanks necessary. 61 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,522 Cameron, marrying you would make me the happiest man on earth. 62 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:02,823 Uh-huh. 63 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,958 Pepper: Everyone, attention, please! 64 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,094 I've been informed by the fire chief 65 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,829 we need to leave immediately! 66 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,031 The winds have shifted! Mitchell: What? 67 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,666 But w-we have 30 minutes! 68 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,035 A fellow wedding facilitator has informed me 69 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,271 a beautiful space just became available. 70 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,806 To the shuttles! 71 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,641 But we don't know a thing about this place. 72 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,975 Oh, my mistake. 73 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,711 Let's go over it. 74 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,880 It's a quaint, rustic spot, though its chief selling point 75 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,517 is it's not about to become a kiln! 76 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,652 To the shuttles! 77 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:35,389 Captions by vitac... 78 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:39,227 *** 79 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,165 cam, where are the shuttles 80 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,576 that brought everyone up from the parking lot? 81 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,968 Apparently they were double booked. 82 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,403 This is the best pepper could do. 83 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,147 This is how we're getting everyone to the wedding? 84 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,873 Half our guests are gay. 85 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,418 We're finally giving them a good memory on a school bus. 86 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,882 That doesn't look completely sewn on. 87 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,711 You might want to get something to cover that. 88 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,847 Oh, good idea. Thank you. 89 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,384 What did you say to merle that make him want to leave Barb? 90 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,718 I have no idea! 91 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,320 We were just shooting the breeze... 92 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,432 Wedding day, dede, how happy i am now that I'm with you. 93 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:10,524 Why would you say something like that? 94 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,493 Now you're breaking somebody's heart. 95 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,094 I didn't mean for her to get hurt. 96 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,729 Not her, him when he realizes 97 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:19,066 that not every second wife looks like this. 98 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:21,669 Thank you for lending me your jacket, Jay. 99 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,872 It's good to know there are still gentlemen in the world. 100 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,407 Oh, it's you, Barb. 101 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,610 I didn't see you there on account of my bright future. 102 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,545 Thank you, Gloria. 103 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:33,390 [ Voice breaking ] Standing up to that old goat 104 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,615 was best thing i ever did. 105 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,384 [ Chuckles ] What's all that about? 106 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,785 No, no. 107 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,529 The thing is that she told me a story about a goat 108 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,622 and it's very old and then the goat... 109 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,023 Oh, don't give me that. 110 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,559 [ Sighs ] I told her to express herself. 111 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,928 I believe that in a good marriage, a woman can ex... 112 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,230 Fine. Whatever. I'll undo it. [ Sighs ] 113 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:54,468 We can't let cam know what the situation with his parents is. 114 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,737 He's very delicate. [ Sighs ] 115 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,972 I can't believe I'm involved 116 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,808 in breaking up yet another marriage. 117 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,643 What? 118 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:04,812 Hey, hey. How you holding up? 119 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,213 Uh, I've had better days. 120 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,981 But you and me... We're cool, right? 121 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,893 We probably have some things that we should talk about, 122 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,428 but maybe we save it for a less-stressful day. 123 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,387 This is not your fault, by the way. 124 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,955 The fire was an act of god. 125 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,790 Not that god sent a fireball down 126 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,327 to keep a couple guys from getting married, but, uh... 127 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,161 I didn't say that right. 128 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,764 There's no way that this... any of this... is part of god's plan. 129 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,265 Save something for the toast, dad. 130 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,100 Damn it. 131 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,169 [ Raspy ] Where do you want this? 132 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,938 Bus five. What's wrong with your voice? 133 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,006 [ Raspy ] The three of us just took a road trip. 134 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,475 [ Raspy ] We sang Broadway tunes 135 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,076 all the way to the Texas border. 136 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,654 And then from the other side of Texas to Florida. 137 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,013 [ Clears throat ] 138 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,915 Hey, so you're, like, the minister? 139 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,485 Kinda. When they lost sal, the situation was a no-brainer, 140 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,186 which made them think of me. 141 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,097 Isn't there a lot you have to remember to marry people? 142 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,833 Not really. They all follow the same basic pattern. 143 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,792 "We're gathered here today to join these two 144 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,461 "in holy matrimony. 145 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,838 Do you take him to be your lawfully wedded spouse?" 146 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,096 And the first person says... 147 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,331 I do? Right. 148 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,032 Then i ask the second person, 149 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,444 "do you take him to be your lawfully wedded spouse?" 150 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,835 You know the drill, right? I do. 151 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,704 Then i say, "by the powers vested in me 152 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,181 by the state of California, i now pronounce you legally wed." 153 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,383 Bingo, bango, bongo, you're married. 154 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,141 Awesome. 155 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,243 [ Laughs ] Really awesome. 156 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,181 [ Sighs ] 157 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,984 Look, Barb, i know what you're going through. 158 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:20,788 You and merle are at a crossroads in your marriage. 159 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,523 It feels like the end of the world, 160 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,458 but in time, you'll see it more as a... 161 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,893 [ hiccups ] Right. 162 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,295 A little hiccup that we all go through. 163 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,998 My advice... Don't do anything. 164 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:33,367 Just take some time and breathe. 165 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,470 [ Exhales sharply ] Maybe through your nose. 166 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:40,040 Did you happen to find anything in one of my pockets? 167 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,709 Funny you should "flask." 168 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,010 [ Both laugh ] 169 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,912 Maybe I'll just take that. 170 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,680 [ Laughs ] Excuse me. 171 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,316 Well, it's much lighter now, isn't it? 172 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,518 Yeah. 173 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,185 Okay, this is weird. 174 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,997 I think this is the same seat i used to nervously scratch at 175 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,256 on my way to school. Oh, poor thing. 176 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,592 Yeah. Even then i felt such pressure to be perfect. 177 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,093 Andy's flight is delayed again. 178 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,495 Okay. That was close. 179 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,939 We almost connected on a human level. 180 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,398 He's doing the dumbest thing. 181 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,999 His girlfriend broke up with him, 182 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,701 and he's flying out to win her back. 183 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,570 That sounds so romantic. 184 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,938 It's so weak. 185 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,706 This girl throws a fit, he goes running. 186 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:16,176 If they get back together, she has all the power. 187 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,345 Oh, my god. You like him. 188 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,047 No, i don't. What? 189 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,248 This is so hilarious. 190 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,683 He's totally not your type. 191 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,251 Shut up. Please. 192 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,195 You can't stop thinking about him, you're checking on him. 193 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,755 He's not even like a real person. 194 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,256 He's like a muppet. 195 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,693 I don't even get some of sal's remarks here. 196 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,261 "Marriage is like a freeway... 197 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,396 Messy, but if you communicate, it's so worth it." 198 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,366 Honey, that does not say "freeway." 199 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,568 Oh. 200 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,135 I can't use any of this, 201 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,647 but i don't want the whole ceremony to be generic. 202 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,205 There needs to be some magic in it. 203 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,774 Well, you can read a poem or maybe... 204 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,041 Hold on. Back up. 205 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,318 I like your last idea... A magic trick. 206 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,878 I did not suggest a magic trick. 207 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,480 After all, what's better than magic 208 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,214 to symbolize the wonder of marriage?! 209 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,149 Manny: Excuse me. I'm talking to you. 210 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,417 Yeah, yeah. 211 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,795 They looked good on you in the store, 212 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,120 but now you're not sure. 213 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,789 That was the topic 10 minutes ago. 214 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,099 Well, maybe if i stapled the sports page to my head, 215 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,391 you'd pay attention. 216 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,927 As long as it covered your mouth. 217 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,428 What? Nothing. 218 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,899 Ugh, when are we going to be there? 219 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,400 Soon, honey. Very soon. 220 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,068 Come on. Give us a smile. 221 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,171 Remember, this is the happiest day of your dads' lives. 222 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:19,840 [ Tires screech ] Cameron: Oh! 223 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,408 The butterflies are eating me! 224 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,243 Well, who told you to jostle the crate?! 225 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,778 Oh, blah. One got in my mouth. 226 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:27,515 What a bunch of babies. 227 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,600 Pepper said it was nice. I hope we like it. I hope we like it. 228 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,267 Cam, cam, listen, whatever's on the other side of this curtain, 229 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,803 we cannot be disappointed. You're right. 230 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,437 Today is not about flowers or superficial things. 231 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,130 Right. Okay. 232 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,965 Oh, thank god. It's pretty. I was so scared! 233 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,634 Oh, i love it, i love it. I could cry! 234 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,435 Oh, don't cry. You'll streak your bronzer. 235 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,170 Everyone, please take your seats! 236 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,706 We'll be starting in cinco minutes, 10 at the most. 237 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,441 Do you ever notice with Ronaldo 238 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,152 how his language barrier sort of fluctuates? 239 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,511 How is this place even available? 240 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,112 Oh, dreadful story. 241 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,115 Runaway bride, suicidal groom, feuding families. 242 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,552 It really puts our mundane problems in perspective. 243 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,119 Oh, we can't dim the lights. 244 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,321 Then break some. These are not young men! 245 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,024 Why don't you two go freshen up? 246 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,626 Wait. 247 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,728 Why am i seeing only half a quartet? 248 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,296 Ed and Jim are volunteer firemen. 249 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,631 Of course they are. 250 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,000 Try to play in front of a mirror. 251 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,635 Oh. 252 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,003 A kiss for luck. 253 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,404 Oh, okay. Yes. 254 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,715 A kiss for luck, my little gingersnap! 255 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,240 Oh, okay. Oh, wow, Barb. 256 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,218 Oh, oh, good thing we're out of the fire zone. Wow. 257 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,012 Well, you know your dad gave me a little wedding helper. 258 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,081 I didn't know the jacket still had a... 259 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,683 Flask. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. 260 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,317 You know, at the end of the ceremony, 261 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,053 i kiss a man, so you might want to fill 'er up. 262 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,189 This is how you try to fix things? 263 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,892 You get her drunk? Don't blame him. 264 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,427 She's been a loose Cannon ever since she started going 265 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,529 to that church service that starts at 10:30. 266 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,364 They play guitar music. 267 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,866 It's a celebration. 268 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,267 It's gomorrah. 269 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,738 The pastor wears one of them Madonna microphones. 270 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,107 Oh, Madonna microphones. Where's my little corn silk? 271 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,743 Hey, you want to go out and do something fun after this thing? 272 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,745 No, i was thinking about staying in tonight 273 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,279 and spending some time with Joe. 274 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,915 Ugh, you never want to do anything 275 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,217 since that baby came along. 276 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,518 How are you? I'm good. 277 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,920 You... You have the, um... 278 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,788 Marriage license, rings, signing pen, toast? 279 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,056 Yes, of course. 280 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,466 There's a reason I'm the best person. 281 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,268 You know that's just a title for today, right? 282 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,904 Yeah, I'm the best person at this wedding. 283 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,229 [ Both chuckle ] 284 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,607 I'm still kind of hearing... What is that? 285 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,398 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 286 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:26,934 Wait. Oh. [ Gasps ] 287 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,468 That's pollen. Oh, no. 288 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,870 Honey. Don't look at me. 289 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,239 I only had one corsage. Where's your sister? 290 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,243 Haley? 291 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,646 Andy! You're still here? 292 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,247 Yeah. 293 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,891 My flight keeps getting delayed because of weather. 294 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,483 Oh, so does the wedding. 295 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,085 Wait. Is fire weather? 296 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,887 There was a fire? Yeah. 297 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,222 Guess that explains that smoking dress. 298 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,457 [ Chuckles ] Wow. 299 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,492 Line, Andy. 300 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,795 Well, if you're... If you're just killing time, 301 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,496 the new wedding venue is nearby. 302 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,065 You could totally come and hang. 303 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,400 I don't think I'm exactly dressed for it. 304 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,503 Of course, if i was with you, no one would even look at me. 305 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,905 Wow, okay. 306 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,941 That is quite enough pie for you, young man. 307 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,077 [ Chuckles ] [ Cellphone rings ] 308 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,845 Ugh. I've got to get back. 309 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,981 [ Clears throat ] 310 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,249 Um, look, i didn't come here for coffee. 311 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,351 Andy, i don't think it's a good idea 312 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,619 for you to get on that plane. 313 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,921 I don't think Beth is worth it. 314 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,589 You don't even know Beth. 315 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,824 I think i do. 316 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,126 I think I've been her. 317 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,961 Let me guess. 318 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,163 For every 10 letters you write, she writes one. 319 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,332 She's always the one who ends the phone call. 320 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,335 You happen to mention when your birthday's coming up 321 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,472 because you know deep down she's already forgotten it. 322 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:44,111 Meanwhile, she gives you just enough to keep you on the hook. 323 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,980 [ Cellphone rings ] 324 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,816 [ Clears throat ] Hello? 325 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,984 Of course i didn't leave, mom. 326 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,954 You walked past me two seconds ago. 327 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,324 Look, I'm just saying, you deserve better. 328 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,326 Oh, my god! 329 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,728 I'm waving at you! 330 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,129 Stay where you are! 331 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,864 I'm walking towards you! 332 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,733 Lily, here you go. I'm taking your corsage. 333 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,467 But it's mine. You're the flower girl. 334 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,378 It's part of your job. Read the fine print. Thank you. 335 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,637 Phil: Claire! What? 336 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,839 I-i need the rings. 337 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,573 For what? To practice our trick. 338 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,075 Come on, come on, come on. 339 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,853 Oh, honey, i don't know about the magic trick. 340 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,654 Don't you think people should be focused on cam and Mitch? 341 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,714 I'm hoping so. It's the perfect misdirect. 342 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,249 Okay, here's how we're gonna do this. 343 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,492 Uh-huh. Okay. You hold the rings. 344 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,986 I say, "they say the best marriages 345 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,488 contain just a little bit of magic." 346 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,857 We hold up our arms. 347 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,424 You let go of the rings. 348 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,361 They slide down the thread as if mysteriously floating 349 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,529 all the way... Half the way to me. 350 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,931 [ Sighs ] 351 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:41,835 Merle, i know that after talking to Jay, 352 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:45,005 you think that there are better things out there for you. 353 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,239 Who says there isn't? 354 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,507 Okay. 355 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,852 Take a trip with me to the future. 356 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,544 It's a regular night at the local honky tonk. 357 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,247 Look, who's that man sitting alone in the bar? 358 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,016 [ Gasps ] It's merle. 359 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,951 A beautiful woman approaches. 360 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,253 She asks, "is this seat taken?" 361 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:03,590 He says, "no," and then she grabs the chair 362 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,426 and goes sits next to a much younger, 363 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,728 much handsomer-looking man. 364 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,264 Then merle turns around to the bartender 365 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,233 and say, "happy Tuesday, huh?" 366 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:18,705 The bartender replies, "don't you mean 'merry Christmas'?" 367 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,240 You see, merle? 368 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,443 It was Christmas the whole time! 369 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,712 Okay, it's show time. Cue the processional. 370 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,148 Phil, as they say in my native south Carolina, 371 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,250 it's time to marry your brother-in-law. 372 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,618 [ Classical music playing ] 373 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,887 Flower girl, work those petals. 374 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,422 Wedding party walking. 375 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,656 What's that? 376 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,059 I'll be right there. 377 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,494 Okay. Last looks. 378 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,798 Very handsome. Oh. 379 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,466 This is my second favorite suit of yours. 380 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,734 Second? 381 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,236 Right after your birthday suit. 382 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,847 Hey. Cut it out. I'm practically a married man. 383 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,572 I know. 384 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,142 You know, you scared me earlier with what your dad said. 385 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,810 W-what? 386 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,578 Well, just about the fire, you know... 387 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,981 Oh. Being a sign we shouldn't get married. 388 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,649 It was kind of apocalyptic-y. 389 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,484 No. Then the sky turned dark. 390 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,286 Yeah, because of the fire. 391 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,164 Well, and then we had a flood. You know, sal... sploosh. 392 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,690 I think you're stretching just a little bit. 393 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,625 Because we paid for this room! 394 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,162 Mr. and Mrs. Lucas, we just need 20 minutes! 395 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,429 Cut the boy soprano. 396 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,165 No, we need these people out of here! 397 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,133 I can see you want to run again, don't you? 398 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,501 Follow your heart. 399 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,937 On your mark, get set, live, baby! 400 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,472 You don't need that! 401 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,607 You don't see this as another biblical sign? 402 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,942 A swarm of "lucases." 403 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,677 Pepper: Slight change, everyone! 404 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,979 Don't worry! 405 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,280 There's always a plan "c"! 406 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,048 [ Laughs ] 407 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,716 Oh! They're everywhere! 408 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,351 Pepper: What is wrong with you people? 409 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,387 Leave the box alone! 410 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,189 Oh, if that thing is coming in, 411 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,824 we need to put a few more people on the lawn. Oh! 412 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,393 Okay, this place is cozy, right? 413 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,237 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 414 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,805 It's fine. It's... Oh, it's going to be fine. 415 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,498 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 416 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,576 Although we may need to sit some of the overflow guests upstairs. 417 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,468 Oh, we don't... We don't own the upstairs. 418 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,703 Really? 419 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,505 I always assumed there was a nicer part 420 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,739 you weren't showing me. 421 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,074 [ Sighs ] 422 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,542 Make sure their checks have cleared. 423 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,816 [ Raspy ] Just get another caterer here 424 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,060 or these people will be eating butterfly bisque! 425 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,220 Okay, I'm trying to remain calm, 426 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,231 but you realize that's another sign of the apocalypse, right? Famine? 427 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,224 He sounds as bad as Steven, Stefan, and longines. 428 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,558 Oh, so what you're saying 429 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,069 is we have four hoarse men? [Horsemen] 430 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,328 Stop with the frowning. 431 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,762 Today, you smile for your son. 432 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,564 Tomorrow, you can do whatever you want. 433 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,667 Tomorrow, i might just move out. 434 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,770 Oh, now i feel a smile coming on. 435 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,373 Oh, my god. You're texting Andy now? 436 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:37,344 I'm just letting him know he can hang out here if he wants. 437 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,955 Haley, i hope you know what you're doing. 438 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,747 I'm not doing anything. 439 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,083 I mean, it's one thing if you're actually into him, 440 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,593 but if you're just playing around with him 441 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,053 for the fun of it... 442 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,756 Here's the thing about nice, quiet dorks like Andy. 443 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:53,326 You get over us much faster than we get over you. 444 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,198 Hi. Sorry. So sorry. 445 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,632 Excuse me. It's my husband. 446 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,135 "They say the best marriages"... [ Door opens ] 447 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,403 Hi. Hey. 448 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,972 I don't mean to rush you, 449 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,040 but there's like 80 people waiting to get in here. 450 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,641 No, no, no. I'm so glad you're here. 451 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,410 I just worked up a new magic trick. Oh. 452 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,213 I start by saying, "they say the best marriages 453 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,448 contain just a little bit of magic." 454 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,551 Then in my sleeves, I've rigged two confetti poppers 455 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,387 that i found in Lily's closet. 456 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,255 Hmm. So when i raise my arms... 457 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,924 Really? You're not gonna say, "don't do that"? 458 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,927 No. No, i mean, i don't think you need the magic trick, 459 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,297 but if you do it, I'm sure you'll be great. 460 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,564 Oh, honey. 461 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,967 Oh, god, let me get that. Honey! No! 462 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,468 Honey, no! Hey! 463 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,803 Phil! Oh, no! 464 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,405 No, no, water's on! Water's on! 465 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,672 No! You... 466 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,441 [ knock on door ] Both: Just a minute! 467 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,910 [ Cellphone rings ] 468 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,080 Hey, Andy. Andy: Hey. 469 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,481 Has the wedding started yet? 470 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,283 Oh, yeah, lots of times. 471 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,085 What's up? Oh, nothing. 472 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,755 Hey, that thing you said before about me deserving better, 473 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,425 you just meant, like, in general, right? 474 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,428 You weren't thinking of anyone in particular? 475 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,597 Yeah, no, i-i just meant you deserve to be happy. 476 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,666 And if it's this girl, great. 477 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,934 If not, great. 478 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,869 Um, sometimes the hardest part 479 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,005 is just figuring out what you want. 480 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,806 Yeah, that's what i thought. 481 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,442 Well, enjoy the wedding. 482 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,110 Thanks. Have a nice trip. 483 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,180 Yeah. I'll see you. 484 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,154 I'm so glad we did this. 485 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,988 I know. Who were we kidding? 486 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,557 It was so gonna happen. 487 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,192 I can't get enough of this. 488 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,463 No, Mitch is fine. Still mad at me, though. 489 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,798 You know how touchy he can be, dede. 490 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,201 Remember when we tried to cheer him up 491 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,736 after his first ice-skating competition? 492 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,505 [ Laughs ] 493 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,007 How were we supposed to know third place is a good thing? 494 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,678 Remember he tromped off across that muddy field in his skates? 495 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,746 He sunk like a woolly mammoth. 496 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,416 Hey, dede, if you're around the fourth of July, 497 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,219 you should come by and watch the wedding video. 498 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,653 Oh. 499 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,022 No, we're out of town in August. 500 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,092 All right. Well, soon. Okay. 501 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,061 Oh, dede, i don't think i have your new... 502 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,830 [ click ] 503 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,366 [ Sighs ] 504 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,038 Okay, it's magic time, everyone! 505 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,942 Phil, please take your place beneath our majestic arch. 506 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,411 Cue the quartet. 507 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,379 Where's the other one? 508 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,780 [ Classical music playing ] 509 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,392 He rode with the caterer who flipped his truck. 510 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,218 Why do good things happen to everyone but me? 511 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:36,022 Let's send the flower girl before she's a flower teenager. 512 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,625 Oh, so sad. 513 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,393 Sorry. What is... 514 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,762 Yeah. Like I'm the problem. 515 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,231 Is your dad here? 516 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,898 Yeah, he should be right... 517 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,134 Oh... Oh, my god. 518 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,611 He's out on the sidewalk on the phone. 519 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,969 Do you want me to go get him? 520 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,738 No, no, i don't. Let's just... come on. 521 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,873 Let's just do this. 522 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,442 [ Sighs ] Mitchell. What? 523 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,944 Is this really how you want to get married? 524 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,379 Well, it's not ideal. 525 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,923 No, people don't have any rice to throw 526 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,825 because they're chewing it raw out of starvation. 527 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,484 Half of our guests are on the lawn and... 528 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,761 [ Sprinklers turn on, people scream ] 529 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,220 There go the sprinklers. 530 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,789 Okay, let's just call time of death on this. 531 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,558 [ Sighs ] All right, yeah. 532 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,726 Hey, everybody, um, thank you so much 533 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,462 for, uh, for dealing with all this today. 534 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,340 It means a lot to us. But unfortunately, this is not gon... 535 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,065 Stop. You can't do this. 536 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,909 Yeah, I'm way ahead of you, dad, and thank you for stopping by. 537 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,603 What i mean is, you can't get married like this. 538 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,238 You two deserve the kind of wedding 539 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,839 you've been talking about nonstop 540 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,808 for the last nine months. What do you mean? 541 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,119 You bring it up every chance that you get. 542 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,678 I know what nonstop means! 543 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,012 Trust me, okay? 544 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,849 Now, what are we all standing around for? 545 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,818 My son's getting married today. 546 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,587 Hey. All right, Jay. 547 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,855 It's what this golf club needs. Shake it up a little. 548 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,157 Pepper: Go on, dear. 549 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,359 How often do your fathers get married? 550 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,296 So far, one, two... 551 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,164 Why am i still seeing you? 552 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,832 [ Classical music playing ] 553 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,534 You can take your seat, dad. 554 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,135 We're about to start. 555 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,671 Actually, i thought you and i would take a little walk. 556 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,110 Claire: I remember it like it was yesterday... 557 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,513 The day that Mitchell came home from the hospital 558 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,882 in a very unfashionable white diaper 559 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,686 with three strands of scraggly raggedy Andy hair. 560 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,289 If he's doing it, I'm doing it. 561 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,957 You coming, Barb? 562 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,559 You old sweet talker. 563 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,528 Wait for me! 564 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,332 Claire: We were inseparable. 565 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:30,403 I was his big sister, his big brother, his Nemesis, 566 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:34,374 his protector, his best friend. 567 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,311 I was his first partner. 568 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,847 And i loved every minute of it. 569 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,084 Thank you all for being here on this happy occasion. 570 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,153 They say the best marriages 571 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,989 contain just a little bit of magic. 572 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,325 Believe me. 573 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,060 I know. 574 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,695 [ Sighs ] 575 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,932 We're gathered here today to join two amazing people. 576 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,034 Claire: So naturally, i was a little picky 577 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,438 when it came to who was going to be replacing me, 578 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,674 and then i met this cam. 579 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,611 And sure, he was warm and funny and loving. 580 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,183 Cameron, do you take Mitchell to be your husband? 581 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,218 I do. 582 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:22,422 Cameron, would you please place this ring on Mitchell's finger? 583 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,626 Mitchell, do you take Cameron to be your husband? 584 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,262 I do. 585 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:32,632 Then by the powers vested in me by the state of California, 586 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,768 i am privileged to pronounce you spouses for life. 587 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,036 [ Both chuckle ] 588 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,071 You may now kiss your husband. 589 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,307 [ Both laugh ] 590 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,241 [ Laughs ] 591 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,710 [ Applause ] 592 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,978 Claire: I wondered, 593 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,482 "was he really everything i wanted for my brother? 594 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:53,620 Was he really the best person?" 595 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,389 No, I'm the best person. 596 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,991 [ Laughter ] 597 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,395 And now i am very pleased to raise a glass 598 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,797 and introduce for the first time ever... 599 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:09,936 On our fourth try... Great husbands, Mitch and cam. 600 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,504 Yes! 601 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,806 [ Cheers and applause ] 602 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,343 [ Classical music playing ] 603 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,654 I saw that. What? 604 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,155 The way you look at my sister. 605 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,757 You do it all the time, you know. 606 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,991 I do not. 607 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,626 Just not in front of me, okay? 608 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,028 So, have you heard from your dads on their honeymoon? 609 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,197 You must really miss them, don't you? 610 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,866 Sorry. I was being dramatic. 611 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,167 No, you were right. 612 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,369 You'll hate yourself. 613 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,636 Right again. 614 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,505 It's like they never left.