1 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:06,092 OH! NOT SO BAD. 2 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:07,485 Haley: BETTER THAN IT LOOKS FROM THE OUTSIDE. 3 00:00:07,528 --> 00:00:09,835 OH, DROP THE COOL-GIRL ACT. 4 00:00:09,878 --> 00:00:11,185 IT'S PERFECT! 5 00:00:11,227 --> 00:00:13,143 SO, IT TURNS OUT OUR HOUSE HAS MOLD -- 6 00:00:13,186 --> 00:00:15,493 WHICH IS NOT A REFLECTION ON THIS EXCELLENT HOMEMAKER. 7 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,321 ANYWAY, WE HAVE TO VACATE THE HOUSE 8 00:00:17,364 --> 00:00:18,495 WHILE IT'S BEING TREATED. 9 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:20,324 I GOT US THE LAST ROOM AT A HOTEL NEARBY. 10 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:23,719 I WAS A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT THE FIVE OF US SHARING A ROOM, 11 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,155 BUT FOR ONE NIGHT? 12 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,286 I DON'T KNOW. COULD BE FUN. [ CHUCKLES ] 13 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:27,853 [ CELLO PLAYING ] 14 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:29,202 WATCH IT! LOOK OUT! 15 00:00:29,245 --> 00:00:31,204 HALEY, I NEED THE WI-FI CORNER. GET DOWN. 16 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,683 UGH, I NEED INSTAGRAM 17 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,729 TO KNOW THERE'S STILL BEAUTY IN THE WORLD! 18 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,298 [ BLENDER WHIRRING ]LUKE, YOU'LL SET OFF THE DOGS! 19 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:38,081 [ DOGS BARKING ]UGH! 20 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,648 LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM THE VENDING MACHINE 21 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:41,170 IN THE LOBBY -- A CHARLESTON CHEW. 22 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,345 REMEMBER THESE? 23 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,347 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THE NIGERIAN FAMILY 24 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:46,133 TO SHUT THEIR DOGS UP?!CHECK IT OUT! 25 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,743 ACCORDING TO THIS WRAPPER, 26 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:50,093 WE CAN WIN TICKETS TO THE 2005 ALL-STAR GAME! 27 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,182 I THINK I'M MOST EXCITED ABOUT THE NIGHT. 28 00:00:52,225 --> 00:00:53,704 IT'S GONNA BE LIKE CAMPING. YEAH. 29 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,750 OKAY, DOES ANYBODY ELSE NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM? 30 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:56,752 NO.MNH-MNH. 31 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:59,232 GREAT. OH, FINALLY. 32 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,582 [ SIGHS ] UGH. I FORGOT MY NIGHT GUARD. 33 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:02,975 [ GROANS ] SORRY, MOM. 34 00:01:03,018 --> 00:01:04,802 WHAT AM I THINKING? THIS ISN'T MY BOOK. 35 00:01:04,846 --> 00:01:06,456 GREAT -- NOW THAT WE TALKED ABOUT IT, 36 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,371 I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN. 37 00:01:08,415 --> 00:01:10,112 WHAT IS THE POINT OF A LAST CALL... 38 00:01:10,156 --> 00:01:11,287 COMING THROUGH! 39 00:01:11,331 --> 00:01:12,768 ...IF YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA DO WHATEVER -- OW! 40 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,725 SOMEONE ELSE SLEEP IN THE TUB TONIGHT. LIKE HALEY. 41 00:01:14,769 --> 00:01:16,206 Haley: HEY! 42 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,209 OKAY, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE, CAN WE JUST -- 43 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:20,123 [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ] 44 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,123 NO! 45 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,256 IT'S THAT STUPID TRAIN. 46 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,213 IT'S GONNA WAKE UP THOSE STUPID DOGS. 47 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:26,129 THEY'RE GONNA START THEIR STUPID BARKING 48 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,129 AND -- [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 49 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,393 [ TRAIN WHISTLE STOPS ] 50 00:01:29,436 --> 00:01:30,960 They didn't hear it. 51 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,222 Quiet, everybody. No "good nights." 52 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:36,182 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 53 00:01:36,225 --> 00:01:37,358 [ DOGS BARKING ]AAH! 54 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:39,402 AAAAH! 55 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:42,406 --Captions by VITAC-- 56 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:51,936 ♪♪♪ 57 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:54,331 SON OF A GUN. RAY CHAPMAN JUST DIED. 58 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,637 [ GASPS ] I KNOW! 59 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,942 HE USED TO GIVE ME THE BEST BONINGS. 60 00:01:57,986 --> 00:02:00,337 YOU'RE THINKING OF OUR BUTCHER -- RAY EASTMAN. 61 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:01,555 I HOPE. 62 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,427 NO, CHAPMAN WAS A NAVY BUDDY. 63 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:04,775 I ALWAYS MEANT TO WRITE TO HIM. 64 00:02:04,819 --> 00:02:06,561 OH, JAY, THAT'S SO SAD. 65 00:02:06,603 --> 00:02:07,996 I HATED HIS GUTS. 66 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,867 IT'S LIKE THEY SAY -- YOU CANNOT PUT THESE THINGS OFF. 67 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:11,348 [ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]WHEW. 68 00:02:11,391 --> 00:02:13,175 THANKS GOD MANNY'S HERE. 69 00:02:13,219 --> 00:02:14,568 I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS 70 00:02:14,611 --> 00:02:17,441 WHEN HE GOES OUT WITH THAT OLDER BOY, SAM. 71 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,877 I GUESS I COULD TRY TEXTING THE WIDOW. 72 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,444 THEY ALWAYS STAY IN THE DRIVEWAY LIKE THAT. 73 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:22,967 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 74 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,534 JAY, GO LOOK. 75 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:25,579 GLORIA, CAN'T YOU DO IT? 76 00:02:25,622 --> 00:02:27,408 NO, I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW 77 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:29,409 THAT HE ALWAYS SAY THAT I AM NOSEY. 78 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:33,021 AND MANNY'S BEEN ACTING VERY SUSPICIOUS LATELY. 79 00:02:33,064 --> 00:02:36,199 I THINK THAT THAT OLDER BOY'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON HIM. 80 00:02:36,242 --> 00:02:38,418 CAN YOU SEE? LOOKS LIKE HE'S DRIVING A MUSTANG. 81 00:02:38,461 --> 00:02:40,377 PRETTY SWEET ONE, TOO. 82 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,639 WHAT THE HELL? WHAT? 83 00:02:42,683 --> 00:02:44,293 THEY'RE KISSING. [ GASPS ] 84 00:02:44,337 --> 00:02:46,252 SAM'S A GIRL.[ GASPS SHARPLY ] 85 00:02:46,295 --> 00:02:47,645 THAT GETS THE BIGGER REACTION? 86 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:50,038 MANNY HAS A GIRLFRIEND, AND HE HAS NOT TOLD ME? 87 00:02:50,081 --> 00:02:52,259 HERE HE COMES, AND LET'S NOT AMBUSH HIM WITH A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS. 88 00:02:52,301 --> 00:02:55,305 NO.HE'S PROBABLY GONNA WANT TO PLAY THIS PRETTY COOL. 89 00:02:55,348 --> 00:02:57,307 [ KEYS JINGLING ] 90 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,308 [ KEYS CLATTER ] 91 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,876 OH, HEY, GUYS. 92 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,355 WELL, HEADING UP. NO, WAIT! 93 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,401 HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? 94 00:03:04,444 --> 00:03:07,098 OH, YOU KNOW, JUST TEENS BEING TEENS. 95 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:10,014 ANYWAY, BIG GAME TOMORROW. NIGHT.[ SIGHS ] 96 00:03:10,058 --> 00:03:14,019 MANNY'S FIRST GIRLFRIEND IS A SENIOR WITH A MUSTANG. 97 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:18,067 I'D HAVE PUT MY MONEY ON A SOPHOMORE WITH A MUSTACHE. 98 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,676 YOU'VE BEEN SAWING 99 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,243 AT THAT CHICKEN FRIED STEAK FOR 10 MINUTES. 100 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,332 JUST ORDER SOMETHING ELSE.MITCHELL, IT'S GAME DAY. 101 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:24,681 I CAN'T. IT'S MY LUCKY MEAL. 102 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:27,467 OH, GOD. HERE WE GO. 103 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,425 WELL, THAT'S ATTRACTIVE. 104 00:03:29,469 --> 00:03:31,602 YOU LOOK LIKE A PUPPY WITH A SLIPPER. 105 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,516 UNDER MY LEADERSHIP, THE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM 106 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,911 IS NOW 5-0 -- NEW SCHOOL RECORD, VERY EXCITING. 107 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,608 CAM, I CAN SMELL YOUR HAT FROM OVER HERE. 108 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,262 CAN I PLEASE JUST POP IT IN THE LAUNDRY? 109 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,611 AND WASH THE LUCK OFF? I'VE WORN IT TO EVERY GAME.[ SIGHS ] 110 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,396 SEE, HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS. 111 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:44,746 THAT'S WHY I'VE GIVEN HIM A PASS. 112 00:03:44,788 --> 00:03:46,400 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO GAMES. 113 00:03:46,442 --> 00:03:48,358 ALTHOUGH -- I-I DO -- I HEAR IT'S FUN. 114 00:03:48,401 --> 00:03:49,490 THREE HOURS ON A SPLINTERY PLANK 115 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,405 WITH PARENTS SQUEALING WITH DELIGHT 116 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,710 AS THEIR CHILDREN MAIM EACH OTHER. 117 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:54,843 HE'D KNOW IF HE CAME. THE SEATS ARE ALUMINUM NOW. 118 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:55,930 OKAY. 119 00:03:55,973 --> 00:03:57,759 SOME PIE ON THE HOUSE, COACH.OH! 120 00:03:57,801 --> 00:03:59,194 OH, AND THAT COUPLE OVER THERE PICKED UP YOUR TAB. 121 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,152 [ Chuckling ] OH! THANK YOU. AWW. 122 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,460 AT LEAST I'M GETTING SOME PERKS OUT OF ALL THIS CRAZINESS 123 00:04:03,503 --> 00:04:05,331 AND -- NOPE, THEY JUST COVERED YOUR PART. 124 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,550 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 125 00:04:06,593 --> 00:04:09,336 LOT OF POOL OUT THERE.[ TELEVISION PLAYING ] 126 00:04:09,378 --> 00:04:10,771 HOW ABOUT SOME MARCO POLO? 127 00:04:10,814 --> 00:04:11,772 Together: NAH. 128 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:13,340 JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS, HUH? 129 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,341 NO. UNH-UNH. 130 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:16,125 NOT IT! DAD! REALLY! 131 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,300 BUNCH OF COMPLAINERS OUT HERE, HUH? 132 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,434 HONEY, I'M GONNA GO FOR A RUN, 133 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:22,348 AND THEN MAYBE AFTER WE GO FOR A SWIM.OKAY. 134 00:04:22,391 --> 00:04:23,350 MWAH. 135 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:24,350 [ DOOR OPENS ] 136 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:25,786 [ CAN SPRAYING ][ DOOR CLOSES ] 137 00:04:25,829 --> 00:04:27,004 UGH. WHAT'S THAT? 138 00:04:27,048 --> 00:04:29,312 IT'S A BODY SPRAY CALLED SEX GRENADE. 139 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:31,487 ONE OF THE DIVORCED DADS IN THE HOTEL RECOMMENDED IT. 140 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:33,795 THAT SMELL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 141 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:34,752 THEN IT'S WORKING. 142 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:36,492 [ CAN SPRAYING ] UGH. 143 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:38,887 WHAT THE HELL? IT'S STUCK. 144 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:39,800 UNH! NO! 145 00:04:39,843 --> 00:04:42,369 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 146 00:04:42,411 --> 00:04:43,456 GET AWAY FROM US! 147 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,457 THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! 148 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,110 I CAN'T BREATHE! 149 00:04:46,154 --> 00:04:47,764 OPEN THE DOOR! 150 00:04:47,808 --> 00:04:49,375 [ COUGHING ] 151 00:04:49,766 --> 00:04:50,985 [ SCREAMING ] 152 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:54,119 THERE'S AN ACTUAL MAID SERVICE AT THIS HOTEL?! 153 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,120 DAD, NO! AAH! 154 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,600 [ GASPS ] 155 00:04:57,644 --> 00:04:59,821 IT'S EMPTY. 156 00:04:59,863 --> 00:05:01,952 WE'RE OKAY, GUYS. 157 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,738 I'M GONNA TOSS THIS. 158 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:07,567 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 159 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:09,612 WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENS, 160 00:05:09,656 --> 00:05:10,571 IT MAKES YOU THINK, HUH? 161 00:05:10,613 --> 00:05:12,137 LUKE! SERIOUSLY?! 162 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,834 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 163 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:15,576 CLAIRE? 164 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,968 [ SCANNER BEEPS ] NOPE. 165 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,055 I MEAN, WHAT AM I DOING? 166 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,622 I AM TOTALLY AT THE WRONG ROOM. 167 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,233 ARE YOU? I'M SORRY, PHIL. 168 00:05:21,276 --> 00:05:22,365 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 169 00:05:22,408 --> 00:05:25,237 RUMPLED BED, WINE...[ DOOR CLOSES ] 170 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:26,803 ...BRA. 171 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,370 I KNEW IT! 172 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,067 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 173 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,548 YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING BY YOURSELF. 174 00:05:31,591 --> 00:05:32,766 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 175 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,595 HOW COULD YOU? I AM SO SORRY. 176 00:05:34,637 --> 00:05:35,944 I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, 177 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:38,380 AND I NEEDED A PLACE WHERE -- WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 178 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:39,382 BETRAYAL. 179 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,605 FAMILY MEETING IN THE LIVING ROOM. 180 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,257 AREN'T WE ALREADY IN --IN THE LIVING ROOM! 181 00:05:48,564 --> 00:05:49,653 THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS. 182 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:50,959 YOUR MOTHER'S LEAVING US. 183 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,786 SHE'S FOUND ANOTHER ROOM THAT MAKES HER HAPPY. 184 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:54,571 I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Shh! 185 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:55,745 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 186 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,312 OKAY, LOOK, I NEEDED A LITTLE SPACE, 187 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:59,009 AND THERE WAS A ROOM THAT OPENED UP DOWN THE HALL -- 188 00:05:59,053 --> 00:06:00,750 THEN ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER. 189 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,449 SPARE US, CLAIRE. 190 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,841 SO, WAIT. MOM'S STAYING IN THAT OTHER ROOM? 191 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,408 YOU CAN VISIT HER ON THE WEEKENDS. 192 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:07,670 AREN'T WE HERE FOR JUST ONE MORE DAY? 193 00:06:07,714 --> 00:06:10,848 Shh. I KNEW YOU'D BE THE ONE TO LASH OUT. 194 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:12,675 IF MOM IS STAYING IN AN EMPTY ROOM, 195 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,548 WHY CAN'T SOME OF US STAY WITH HER? 196 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:15,766 YOU HAPPY, CLAIRE? 197 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,680 YOU'RE BREAKING UP THE FAMILY. 198 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:20,466 NO, GUYS, YOUR FATHER IS RIGHT. THIS IS MY FAULT. 199 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:21,468 I SHOULD GO BACK TO MY ROOM 200 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,990 AND JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE. 201 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,992 UGH. COME ON. WE HATE IT HERE. 202 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:26,298 I CANNOT LOOK AT THAT RED HAIR 203 00:06:26,341 --> 00:06:27,908 IN THE SHOWER DRAIN ONE MORE SECOND. 204 00:06:27,951 --> 00:06:30,214 LOOK AROUND HERE, PEOPLE. NONE OF US HAVE RED HAIR. 205 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,216 OKAY, ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO WITH YOUR MOM, 206 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:33,870 SO WE'LL DO THIS THE DEMOCRATIC WAY. 207 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,656 WHOEVER PULLS THE SHORT CRUST -- 208 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,048 COME ON, DAD.NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 209 00:06:37,091 --> 00:06:38,658 FINE! 210 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:40,355 YOU ALL WANT TO GO, THEN GO. 211 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:42,444 TURN YOUR BACK ON YOUR FATHER, JUST SPARE ME 212 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:44,577 THE EMPTY APOLOGIES AND THE CROCODILE...OKAY. 213 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,579 FINALLY....TEARS. 214 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,144 I CALL "NO BATHTUB."[ DOOR OPENS ] 215 00:06:48,711 --> 00:06:50,887 ANOTHER GOOD-LUCK GIFT BASKET, DADDY. 216 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,889 OH, THEY JUST LET 7-YEAR-OLDS SIGN FOR THESE. OKAY. 217 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:54,848 HOW NICE! 218 00:06:54,891 --> 00:06:56,807 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. 219 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,242 EGGPLANT JELLY? 220 00:06:58,286 --> 00:07:00,593 WHAT DO THEY SEND IF THEY DON'TLIKE YOU? 221 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,639 "GO, COACH, GO DOLPHINS!" 222 00:07:02,682 --> 00:07:04,249 OHH! 223 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:05,555 I DON'T KNOW. IT SEEMS A LITTLE "GO" HEAVY. 224 00:07:05,598 --> 00:07:07,035 PINK SALT? 225 00:07:07,077 --> 00:07:09,124 WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? 226 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,516 OKAY, I GOT TO SKEDADDLE. 227 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,475 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AFTER THE BIG GAME. 228 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,911 ALL RIGHT, THEN.[ DOOR CLOSES ] 229 00:07:13,954 --> 00:07:16,130 AND WE'RE WAITING BECAUSE --FORGOT MY KEYS. 230 00:07:16,173 --> 00:07:18,132 YES, YOU DID. RIGHT OVER THERE. 231 00:07:18,175 --> 00:07:20,526 EVERY TIME.YES, EVERY TIME. 232 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:22,745 I FORGOT THEM ON THE DAY OF OUR FIRST WIN, 233 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,182 AND IT'S WORKED EVER SINCE. 234 00:07:24,225 --> 00:07:25,749 NOW SCOOCH TO THE LEFT. 235 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,533 I'M NOT LETTING YOU DO THE COFFEE-TABLE THING AGAIN. 236 00:07:27,576 --> 00:07:29,927 MITCHELL, SUPERSTITIONS ARE A BIG PART OF SPORTS.[ SIGHS ] 237 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,363 AND WITCHCRAFT AND CULTS AND VOODOO, BUT -- 238 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,105 HEY, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 239 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,106 I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO LIKE FOOTBALL, 240 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,413 BUT I LIKE FOOTBALL. 241 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,937 FOOTBALL WAS EVERYTHING TO ME GROWING UP. 242 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,764 I WAS JUST A BIG, GAY FARM KID 243 00:07:41,808 --> 00:07:44,768 UNTIL I JOINED THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND I FINALLY FIT IN. 244 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,944 NOW, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO LIKE IT. 245 00:07:46,987 --> 00:07:48,946 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO COME TO THE GAMES. 246 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:53,689 BUT I DO EXPECT YOU TO BE 5% LESS CONDESCENDING. 247 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:55,778 NOW SCOOCH. 248 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:57,215 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 249 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,781 [ LEG BANGS ]UGH! OKAY! 250 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,175 OHH! OHH! GO, DOLPHINS! 251 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,307 OHH![ DOOR CLOSES ] 252 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:04,526 IT'S TOO MUCH -- THE CAR KEYS, THE COFFEE TABLE, 253 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,093 YOUR ROLLER SKATE ON THE FRONT PORCH. 254 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,355 [ THUD ] OHH! OHH! 255 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,139 [ SIGHS ] I-IS THERE ANY CHOCOLATE IN ANY OF THESE? 256 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:12,752 YOU'LL HAVE TO SCRAPE IT OFF THIS SUN-DRIED TOMATO. 257 00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:14,884 I SUPPOSE ON SOME LEVEL, IT'S POSSIBLE 258 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,233 THAT HE MIGHT HAVE A POINT. 259 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,670 I HATE SPORTS. I DO. 260 00:08:17,713 --> 00:08:20,411 BUT IF YOU HAD MY DAD AND MY UPBRINGING... 261 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:23,372 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PICKED LAST FOR A TEAM, LILY? 262 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,634 WELL, AT GYM THE OTHER DAY, THESE MEAN GIRLS -- 263 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:28,158 I MEAN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA, LILY, THE BULLYING AND THE TEASING. 264 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:29,682 THEY PUT ME IN THE BALL BAG. 265 00:08:29,725 --> 00:08:31,249 IF I AM A LITTLE DISMISSIVE, 266 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,643 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF MY HARROWING BACKSTORY. 267 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:36,124 THEY SAID IF I TOLD, THEY WOULD KILL YOU AND DADDY. 268 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,908 OH, MY GOD. 269 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,345 I'VE -- I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT MYSELF. 270 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,259 I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THINKING ABOUT CAM. 271 00:08:42,303 --> 00:08:44,174 [ SIGHS ] THIS IS CRAZY. 272 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,611 YES, THIS IS CRAZY. 273 00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:47,177 WHO CARES IF I LIKE FOOTBALL? 274 00:08:47,221 --> 00:08:48,615 DADDY LIKES FOOTBALL, 275 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:51,225 AND I LIKE DADDY, SO -- I NEED TO TELL HIM. 276 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,663 I NEED TO TELL HIM I'M GONNA BE MORE SUPPORTIVE, 277 00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:56,360 AND I NEED TO -- OH, HONEY, ARE YOU CALLING HIM FOR ME? 278 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:58,058 YES, I HAVE A COMPLAINT. 279 00:08:58,101 --> 00:09:01,192 CAN I PLEASE TALK TO HARRY OR DAVID? 280 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,760 Jay: WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 281 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:06,589 I BELIEVE YOU'RE REFERRING TO MY BOLD NEW SCENT -- 282 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,634 "SEX GRE-NOD." 283 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:10,027 IS THAT FOR SAM, YOUR FRIEND THAT IS A GIRL, 284 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,246 BUT HAS THE NAME OF A BOY? 285 00:09:12,289 --> 00:09:14,249 [ SIGHS ] I KNEW YOU WERE SPYING ON ME LAST NIGHT. 286 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,466 YES, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 287 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:16,860 LET ME SAVE YOU SOME SNOOPING. 288 00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:19,167 SHE'S SMART. SHE'S PRETTY. SHE'S A SENIOR. 289 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,821 SHE'S OUR HIGH SCHOOL'S "IT" GIRL, 290 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,866 AND "IT" DUMPED THE CAPTAIN OF THE BASKETBALL TEAM FOR ME. 291 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,956 SO, YOU'RE ONLY 15, AND YOU GO OUT WITH THE SENIOR. 292 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,697 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME? 293 00:09:28,741 --> 00:09:30,700 ARE YOU?I JUST WANT TO -- 294 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,222 MOM, YOU'RE BUTTING IN. 295 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,659 I JUST WANT TO MEET HER. 296 00:09:33,702 --> 00:09:35,225 OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 297 00:09:35,269 --> 00:09:36,400 IT'S WAY TOO EARLY. 298 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,447 PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY OUT OF THIS UNTIL I'M READY. 299 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,665 [ GRUNTS ] 300 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,190 THAT'S AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE GONNA GET TO A "YES." 301 00:09:42,232 --> 00:09:43,451 OKAY, I GOT TO GO GET READY. 302 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,759 SAM'S GONNA PICK ME UP FOR A BITE BEFORE THE GAME. 303 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,760 JAY, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 304 00:09:47,803 --> 00:09:49,457 EH, IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE EXIT OF HIS, 305 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,067 BUT IT BEATS THE DRAMATIC STAGE BOW. 306 00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:53,331 NO, THAT GIRL IS TOO ADVANCED FOR HIM. 307 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,985 I DON'T WANT HER TO FORCE HIM 308 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,205 TO DO ANYTHING THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO. 309 00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,250 I THINK HE'LL BE OKAY WITH WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO DO. 310 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:00,511 [ HORN HONKS ][ GASPS ] AY! 311 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,210 OKAY, YOU GO BECAUSE I CANNOT BUTT IN. 312 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,298 MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO HER. 313 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,995 MAYBE YOU CAN PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO HER! 314 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,868 WHAT, BUST HER WINDSHIELD? BREAK HER PINKIE? 315 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:10,347 I GO DISCONNECT THE SECURITY CAMERA. 316 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,527 Jay: NICE RIDE. THANKS. 317 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:19,879 YOU KNOW, MANNY'S NOT REALLY USED TO...FAST CARS. 318 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,794 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE 319 00:10:21,837 --> 00:10:23,927 WITH THIS MUSTANG, BUT, UM, 320 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,929 I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THINGS NICE AND SLOW. 321 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,889 WE CLEAR? 322 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:32,326 UM, SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY WANT ME TO DRIVE SLOW. 323 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:36,548 NO, UH, WHAT I THINK I'M SAYING IS, UM, HANDS CAN DO THINGS. 324 00:10:36,591 --> 00:10:38,812 NO, UH, HANG ON.[ HORN HONKS ] 325 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:42,032 YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE URGES, WHICH IS ONLY NATURAL. 326 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,947 I ALSO HAVE URGES. OKAY. 327 00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:46,514 I MEAN, THE POINT IS, YOU'RE 18. 328 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:47,777 I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU. 329 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,736 JAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO INSIDE. 330 00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:53,609 NO MEANS NO! 331 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,740 RUN! 332 00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:57,264 SCORE! 333 00:10:57,307 --> 00:10:58,395 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ]WIN! 334 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,919 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ][ LAUGHS ] YES! 335 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:02,139 Announcer: AND WITH 4 MINUTES LEFT IN THE SECOND QUARTER...YES! 336 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:03,879 ...THAT'S DOLPHINS -- 27...YES! 337 00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:04,967 ...BADGERS -- NOTHING. 338 00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:07,274 [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT! WHAT A GAME! 339 00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:08,971 OUR GUYS WERE PLAYING LIKE THEY COME 340 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,799 FROM A MUCH POORER NEIGHBORHOOD. 341 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:11,975 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY 342 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,368 THAT WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT GIRL, SAM, 343 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:14,499 THE ONE NAMED FOR A BOY? 344 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,586 I MEAN, IT'S A BIG GAME. 345 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,414 IF SHE WAS REALLY HIS GIRLFRIEND, SHE -- 346 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,764 GLORIA, BE REALISTIC. 347 00:11:18,807 --> 00:11:20,767 WHAT DO YOU WANT, HER STANDING IN THE FIRST ROW 348 00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:22,594 WITH A SIGN SAYING "GO, MANNY"? 349 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,857 I'M JUST SAYING THAT --'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING. 350 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,510 THAT'S HER? 351 00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:29,427 SHE'S PRETTY. 352 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,559 SHE MADE THAT SIGN FOR HIM? 353 00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:33,562 I TOLD YOU, SHE'S A GREAT GIRL. 354 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,912 AND LOOK -- SHE USED GLITTER, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 355 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,567 JAY, I THINK THAT SHE REALLY LIKES HIM. LOOK. 356 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,308 SHE LOOKS AT HIM THE SAME WAY THAT I LOOK AT HIM. 357 00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:43,745 SO SWEET.AND IN HER CASE, HEALTHY. 358 00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,139 [ SIGHS ] 359 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,793 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]GO, DOLPHINS! 360 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,316 WE'RE REALLY GIVING OUR FANS 361 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,796 THEIR MONEY'S WORTH TONIGHT, BOYS. 362 00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:52,450 OH [CHUCKLES] HE CAME. 363 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,018 Announcer: HE'S AT THE 30, AT THE 20, 364 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,977 THE 10, AND HE'S IN FOR A TOUCHDOWN. 365 00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:00,153 BADGERS SCORE.WHAT?! 366 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,677 WE HAVEN'T LET ANYONE RUN BACK A KICK ALL YEAR. 367 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,985 WHAT HAPPENED?[ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 368 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,813 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 369 00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:15,559 RUN! TACKLE! TRY! 370 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,996 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ][ CROWD BOOING ] 371 00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:18,649 Announcer: TOUCHDOWN, BADGERS. 372 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:19,869 WHAT'S GOING ON, COACH? 373 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,261 ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYONE'S JUST OFF. 374 00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:22,480 YEP. 375 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,177 AT LEAST MITCHELL FINALLY MADE IT TO A GAME. 376 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,482 YEP. 377 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:29,661 FOCUS, DEFENSE. 378 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,576 THEY GOT TWO PLAYERS HURTING US. 379 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,578 IT'S NOT THAT MUCH TO KEEP TRACK OF! 380 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,059 SHOOT. MUSTARD. 381 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,676 I COULDN'T TELL MANNY BECAUSE IT WOULD KILL HIM, 382 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,244 AND I COULDN'T TELL GLORIA BECAUSE SHE WOULD KILL ME. 383 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,159 HELL OF A WAY TO RUIN A NICE HOT DOG. 384 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,162 Announcer: END OF THE THIRD QUARTER, AND WE'RE ALL TIED UP. 385 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,947 Mitchell: COACH TUCKER! 386 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,991 OKAY, HEY, EVERYBODY, GRAB A CUP OF WATER. 387 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,864 MAYBE YOU COULD HOLD ON TO THOSE, HUH? 388 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,517 HOW EXCITING IS THIS, HUH? 389 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,302 OH, YOU DROPPED YOUR LITTLE CLIPBOARD. 390 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,956 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A WORK DINNER TONIGHT. 391 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:03,870 I DID, BUT I BLEW THEM OFF. 392 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,610 I'D RATHER BE HERE SUPPORTING THE TEAM. 393 00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:07,047 YOU BETTER GO, DOLPHINS! 394 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,831 YEAH, LOVE THAT, BUT, YOU KNOW, THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER. 395 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,049 YOU MIGHT WANT TO BEAT TRAFFIC, SO... 396 00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:11,225 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY THAT I WAS HERE. 397 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,879 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF ME? 398 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,836 I HAVE NO IDEA. IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A JINX. 399 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,926 A JINX? DO YOU THINK I'M A JINX? 400 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,274 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 401 00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:19,754 THIS ALL CAN'T BE ON YOU. 402 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:20,842 I'M HEARING A LOT OF THINGS 403 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:22,496 THAT SOUND LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'RE -- 404 00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:23,976 HEY, COACH! WE NEED A PLAY. 405 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:25,847 AND MALCOLM JUST GOT STUNG BY A BEE. 406 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,894 I GOT TO GO. A BEE?! OKAY, GET SOME BAKING SODA. 407 00:13:28,937 --> 00:13:30,634 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] 408 00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:33,028 HEY, DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE THE BAR IS? 409 00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:34,290 YOU'RE HERE, MY FRIEND. 410 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,902 WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR? 411 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,337 WELL, I'D LIKE MY WIFE AND KIDS BACK, 412 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,513 BUT I'D TAKE A CHARDONNAY. 413 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,037 AH, I THOUGHT YOU HAD THAT LOOK ABOUT YOU. 414 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,908 I'M LESTER. THIS IS CARL.PHIL. 415 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:43,996 HEY, CARL. HEY. 416 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,912 I KNOW IT HURTS NOW, BUT, UH, 417 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:51,004 BEING A MAN-ABOUT-TOWN, ON YOUR OWN, HAS ITS PERKS. 418 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:51,918 THIS IS ON ME. 419 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,962 AH. SO, WHO LEFT WHO? 420 00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:55,746 SHE DID. 421 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,270 SHE SAID SHE NEEDED SOME SPACE, 422 00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:59,229 GOT HER OWN PLACE, AND TOOK THE KIDS. 423 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,014 CHIN UP, MY FRIEND. 424 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,667 ADVENTURE AWAITS. 425 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,365 CARL, COULD YOU SWIPE ME? 426 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,062 NACHO MACHINE ATE MY CARD. 427 00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:07,976 PHIL. [ KEYPAD BEEPS ] 428 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:08,934 HEY, AYOOLA. THIS IS MY NEIGHBOR HERE. 429 00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:10,980 POOL? OH, NO, THANKS. 430 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,591 I DON'T THINK I'D BE MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW.OKAY. 431 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:14,941 PHIL, BUDDY, 432 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,333 YOU GET AN OFFER LIKE THAT, YOU GOT TO JUMP ON IT, 433 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,032 EVEN IF IT'S JUST A ONE-TIME THING. 434 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,033 I DON'T KNOW -- SHE'S NICE, HER KIDS SEEM GREAT, 435 00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:23,166 BUT I DON'T EVEN SPEAK HER LANGUAGE. 436 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,951 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SPEAKING? 437 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,952 I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE GOT THE WRONG IDEA. 438 00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:28,955 MY WIFE'S GETTING BACK TOMORROW. 439 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,913 OH, OF COURSE SHE IS, CHAMP. OH. 440 00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:31,913 YEAH. 441 00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:33,741 UH, I'M JUST SAYING, LIFE IS SHORT, 442 00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:35,787 AND WHY DENY YOURSELF A LITTLE INNOCENT FUN? 443 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,051 YOUR WIFE CERTAINLY HASN'T.[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 444 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,922 I'M NOT SURE I'M UP FOR IT. 445 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:44,187 OKAY, BUT DON'T WAIT TOO LONG TO START LIVING LIFE, PHIL. 446 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:47,321 THANKS, GUYS. 447 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,062 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT 448 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,846 WHO WAS IN THERE BEFORE YOU, 449 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:53,326 A HOTEL BATH CAN BE REALLY QUITE RELAXING. 450 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,764 DO YOU KNOW IF ALEX GOT MY TEXT? 451 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,940 YOUR SWIPE-CARD WINE. 452 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,072 THANK YOU. 453 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,289 HEY, SO, I WAS TALKING 454 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,812 TO THOSE SAD GUYS THAT ARE IN THE LOBBY, 455 00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:03,163 AND THEY SAID THE HOTEL'S BEEN HALF-EMPTY ALL WEEK. 456 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,337 HALF-FULL, HONEY. 457 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,556 BE POSITIVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. 458 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,427 OKAY, NOT QUITE THE POINT I WAS MAKING. 459 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,211 I WANT TO HEAR YOUR POINT, BUT RIGHT NOW, 460 00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:10,952 THIS MAGIC JUICE IS GONNA HELP MAMA 461 00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:12,823 TURN THAT BATHTUB INTO A SWIM-UP BAR. 462 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,216 I'M JUST SAYING WE COULD HAVE BEEN 463 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,783 IN TWO HOTEL ROOMS THIS ENTIRE TIME. 464 00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:17,220 OKAY. WAIT. 465 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,178 [ DOOR CLOSES ]SO, DAD PUT US THROUGH HELL FOR NOTHING? 466 00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:20,528 DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 467 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,182 THE SOUND OF MY HERO FALLING OFF HIS PEDESTAL? 468 00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:24,183 UH, NO. 469 00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:24,966 THE SOUND OF YOUR HERO 470 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,969 PLAYING WITH THE NIGERIANS IN THE POOL. 471 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:31,799 OKAY, SO, WHEN I SAY "MARCO" -- 472 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:32,975 HI, MARCO.NO, NO, I'M PHIL. 473 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,889 I'M GONNA SAY "MARCO" AND THEN -- 474 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,065 HI, PHIL. 475 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,240 LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. 476 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:38,588 I'M GONNA CLOSE MY EYES. 477 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,113 NO, NO, NOT -- NOT YOU, AYOOLA. 478 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:41,331 YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. 479 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,854 CAN YOU OPEN --MARCO! 480 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,552 NO, UH, IYAPO, CAN YOU STAY IN THE POOL? 481 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,596 THAT WAY, WHEN I SAY "MARCO" --HI, MARCO. 482 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,076 COME ON. 483 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,123 HE HAS A ROOM TO HIMSELF, AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING? 484 00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,341 HOW SURPRISED SHOULD WE BE? 485 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,559 I MEAN, HE'S BASICALLY A HYPERACTIVE TODDLER 486 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,039 THAT JUST WANTS TO PLAY ALL THE TIME. 487 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:55,432 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 488 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:58,783 ALTHOUGH IT'S REALLY MORE ABOUT WANTING TO SPEND TIME WITH US. 489 00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,654 IT'S KIND OF ALL DAD EVER WANTS. 490 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,134 THAT'S TRUE. 491 00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:04,919 HE'S, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH US. 492 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,573 DO YOU THINK HE LIED ABOUT THE HOTEL BEING BOOKED 493 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,009 JUST SO WE'D ALL HAVE TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER? 494 00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,839 AND WE TOTALLY DITCHED HIM. 495 00:16:10,881 --> 00:16:14,102 EVEN AFTER HE JUMPED ON THAT SEX GRENADE FOR US. 496 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,018 [ DOOR OPENS ]OOPS. 497 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:20,022 [ CHUCKLES ] BUTTERFINGERS. I SPILLED MY WINE IN THE TUB. 498 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,763 WOULD YOU MIND, SWEETIE? 499 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,895 WHAT? 500 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,462 Announcer: ONLY 6 SECONDS LEFT. 501 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,291 THE DOLPHINS STILL DOWN BY 3. 502 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,423 Cameron: 40 SHORT YARDS, 6 LONG SECONDS. 503 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,250 WE'VE GOT THIS. ON THREE, "GO, DOLPHINS." 504 00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:34,254 TWO, THREE...Together: GO, DOLPHINS! 505 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,298 ALL RIGHT, MANNY, THIS IS A REAL HAIL MARY. 506 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:38,388 WIN OR LOSE, I STILL HAVE A HOT GIRLFRIEND. 507 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,693 HUH? 508 00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:41,260 Announcer: DOLPHINS COME TO THE LINE. 509 00:16:41,303 --> 00:16:42,043 THERE'S THE SNAP. 510 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,090 TOMMY PARK BACK TO PASS. 511 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,221 HE LOOKS DOWNFIELD.HIT IT. 512 00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:46,178 HIT IT! HIT IT! HE'S GOT A RECEIVER. 513 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:48,181 BOOM! TOUCHDOWN, DOLPHINS! 514 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,879 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]WE WON! MITCHELL, WE WON! 515 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,620 OH! 516 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:56,450 OH, NO! 517 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,279 MITCHELL: Hello?MITCHELL, WE WON! 518 00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:01,062 AND I LOOKED BACK, AND YOU WEREN'T THERE! 519 00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:02,977 PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME. 520 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,284 I'm on the fence. 521 00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:05,459 I DON'T BLAME YOU. 522 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:08,243 I FEEL STUPID FOR MAKING YOU THINK THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. 523 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,116 NO! I'M ON THE FENCE. 524 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,943 LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT. 525 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,119 HUH? 526 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,164 OH! 527 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,079 HI. 528 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,211 I WAS TRYING TO LEAVE, 529 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,170 AND THEN I GOT STUCK ON THIS FENCE 530 00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:22,301 WITH -- MY -- MY PANT LEG IS -- 531 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,912 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 532 00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,347 WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE NOT A GOOD CLIMBER. 533 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,261 WELL, I KNOW THAT. 534 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,349 THERE'S A PARKING LOT RIGHT OVER THERE. 535 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,090 I'M PARKED OVER HERE. 536 00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:30,961 SIT RIGHT -- SIT RIGHT -- SIT RIGHT THERE. 537 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,528 SIT RIGHT THERE. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 538 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,096 OKAY, OKAY, PUT ME DOWN.TWO, THREE. 539 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,663 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]YOU DON'T HAVE TO THROW ME. 540 00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:36,750 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 541 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,665 LOOK, I -- I GET WHY YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE. 542 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,450 I-I KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BAD LUCK, 543 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,322 BUT THERE -- THERE IS BAD ENERGY, 544 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,585 AND I BRING A LOT OF THAT TO YOUR WHOLE SPORTS WORLD. 545 00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:47,326 AND THAT'S -- THAT'S BECAUSE OF MY OWN HISTORY WITH IT 546 00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:48,588 AND [SIGHS] YOU DESERVE BETTER. 547 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,242 I COULDN'T DO BETTER. 548 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,243 YOU KNOW WHAT? 549 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,247 WHY CAN'T WE LOOK AT SPORTS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS 550 00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:56,162 THAT ONE OF US LIKES AND THE OTHER DOESN'T? 551 00:17:56,204 --> 00:17:57,467 SPORTS CAN BE LIKE YOUR MOM. 552 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,990 OH. 553 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,165 [ CHUCKLES ] 554 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,776 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I-I DIDN'T HATE THIS. 555 00:18:01,818 --> 00:18:03,472 OH, SHUT UP. NO, I DIDN'T. 556 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,519 I-I WAS KIND OF GETTING INTO THE WHOLE FOOTBALL CULTURE. 557 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:07,128 THERE IS AN ELEGANCE THAT THIS HAS -- 558 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,348 AAH! NO! 559 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,351 [ LAUGHTER ]NO! THIS IS VICUNA! 560 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,830 YOU NEANDERTHALS! OH! AAH! 561 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,571 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 562 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:18,053 HEY. GREAT GAME, CHAMP. 563 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,315 THANKS. 564 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:20,359 YOU OKAY? 565 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,275 YEAH, JUST A LITTLE TIRED. 566 00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:24,406 IT WAS A BIG DAY. GOOD NIGHT. 567 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,930 NIGHT, KID. 568 00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:28,193 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 569 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,413 YOUR TEAM JUST WON SIX STRAIGHT. 570 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,632 LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A LITTLE SCOTCH. 571 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,154 YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH FOR YOUR FIRST SIP. 572 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,201 SHE DUMPED ME, JAY. 573 00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:37,420 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS. 574 00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,727 SHE WAS JUST USING ME TO MAKE HER OLD BOYFRIEND JEALOUS. 575 00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:41,381 NOW THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER. 576 00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,034 DON'T TELL MOM, OKAY? 577 00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:45,211 I HAD A SENSE SHE DIDN'T LIKE SAM. 578 00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:46,385 REALLY? SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 579 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,952 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND. 580 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,215 SHE WAS PERFECT. 581 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,433 EH, A LITTLE WIDE IN THE CAN. 582 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,435 JAY. I'M SORRY. JUST... 583 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,523 YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE LUCKY. 584 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,655 SHE DUMPED ME BY TEXT 585 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,788 WHILE MAKING OUT WITH HER OLD BOYFRIEND. 586 00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:01,530 I BROKE DOWN CRYING. MY CHARCOAL RAN LIKE MASCARA. 587 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:04,969 I HAD TO BE COMFORTED BY THE OTHER TEAM'S MASCOT. 588 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,449 LUCKY? THINK ABOUT IT. 589 00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:09,191 HOW MANY GUYS YOUR AGE WOULD KILL 590 00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,192 TO BE USED BY A GIRL LIKE SAM? 591 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,541 SHE PICKED YOU. 592 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,891 SHE USED YOU. 593 00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,459 I WAS A BODY, JAY. COME ON. 594 00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,374 IF SHE HAD PICKED AN AVERAGE GUY, 595 00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:21,334 THAT BOYFRIEND NEVER WOULD HAVE GOT JEALOUS. 596 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,075 SHE HAD TO PICK A GUY ON HIS LEVEL. 597 00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:25,685 YEAH. MAYBE. 598 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,383 OH, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. 599 00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:31,473 IT SUCKS, AND SOMETIMES IT'S GOT TO SUCK FOR A WHILE. 600 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,867 I JUST WISH I COULD SAY SOME MAGIC WORDS 601 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,348 OR GIVE YOU A HUG -- MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY. 602 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,047 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 603 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,929 CAN I STILL HAVE A SIP OF THAT SCOTCH LIKE YOU SAID? 604 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,242 OKAY, I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE, 605 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,506 A BEAUTIFUL 18-YEAR-OLD, FULL-BODIED. 606 00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:06,509 SAM! OKAY. OKAY. 607 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,683 [ CRYING ] 608 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,002 [ NOTE PLAYS ] 609 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,630 Alex: MARCO! 610 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,415 MARCO! 611 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,721 POLO? 612 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,244 MARCO! 613 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,641 Together: MARCO! 614 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,513 POLO! POLO! POLO! 615 00:20:58,386 --> 00:20:59,779 WHO RINGS THE BELL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? 616 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:00,780 IT IS THE CREEPIEST THING. 617 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,434 I'M SURE IT'S JUST, I DON'T KNOW, 618 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,696 SOME GUY'S CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE WANTS TO USE OUR PHONE. 619 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,699 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE? 620 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,961 OKAY, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW SAD I WAS 621 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,571 WHEN YOU GUYS LEFT THE HOTEL ROOM? 622 00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:12,444 PHIL, WHAT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR? 623 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,881 HI, MARCO. HEY, GUYS. 624 00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,577 IT'S POSSIBLE THEY MISUNDERSTOOD ME 625 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,363 WHEN I SAID, "YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP BY." 626 00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:19,582 YEAH, "YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP BY." 627 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,453 MARCO! 628 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,977 HEY. [ DOG BARKS ] 629 00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:24,979 ALL RIGHT. UH... 630 00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:27,023 [ DOGS BARKING ]Alex: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!