1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:03,471 WE'RE BACK! 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,738 FUNNIEST THING -- 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:06,639 STELLA FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS DOG ON OUR WALK, 4 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:08,676 JUST STARED AT IT LOVINGLY. 5 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:11,079 TURNED OUT TO BE HER REFLECTION IN A HUBCAP. 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,246 CAN YOU BLAME HER? 7 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,048 I GOT AN "A" ON MY HISTORY EXAM, BY THE WAY. 8 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,816 REALLY, YOU'RE COMPETING WITH THE DOG? 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,050 DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU, GIRL. 10 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,518 JAY, WE NEED TO TALK. 11 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:20,088 I WENT TO AN ALLERGIST TODAY, 12 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,722 AND HE THINKS THAT JOE'S RASH IS AN ALLERGY. 13 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,193 WHAT A SURPRISE -- AN ALLERGIST FOUND AN ALLERGY. 14 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,728 HE THINKS HE MIGHT BE ALLERGIC TO STELLA. 15 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,028 WHAT? 16 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,164 THE ONLY REACTION THIS DOG GIVES PEOPLE IS THE GIGGLES. 17 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:34,067 I MEAN, WHEN SHE TRIED TO LICK HER OWN [Laughing] FACE... 18 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,603 IN MY VILLAGE, IF A GOAT ACTED THAT DUMB, 19 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:37,905 WE WOULDN'T EVEN EAT IT. 20 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,872 THIS ALLERGY THING IS VERY SERIOUS. 21 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,674 WE NEED TO SEPARATE THEM FOR A WEEK 22 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,676 TO SEE IF THE RASH GOES AWAY. 23 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,279 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO THAT LONG WITHOUT SEEING JOE. 24 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:47,115 NOT JOE! THE DOG! 25 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,415 I ALREADY CALLED MITCH AND CAMERON. 26 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,417 THEY'RE GONNA TAKE HER. 27 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,584 FOR A WEEK?! 28 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,686 SHE'LL BE TRAUMATIZED! SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE! 29 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,054 SHE SCRAPES HER BUTT ON THE DRIVEWAY. 30 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,055 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HER? 31 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,290 SHE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. 32 00:00:57,325 --> 00:01:00,060 AY, LOOK! MY FACE CREAM! 33 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,796 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS COSTS? 34 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:04,632 NO. HOW MUCH? 35 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,766 DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! 36 00:01:06,799 --> 00:01:08,135 THE DOG GOES NOW! 37 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,037 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 38 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:12,039 I COULD BE ALLERGIC TO STELLA. 39 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,207 I'VE BEEN A LITTLE STUFFY SINCE WE GOT HER. 40 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:15,608 YOU WERE STUFFY LONG BEFORE STELLA. 41 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,644 DO YOU NOT REMEMBER SCOLDING THAT WAITER AT CHUCK E. CHEESE 42 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,012 FOR SERVING YOU FROM THE RIGHT? 43 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:31,024 *** 44 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,227 VICTORIAN. 45 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,628 MODERN. 46 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:35,662 CRAFTSMAN. 47 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:37,664 SPANISH. 48 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,099 EUROPEAN...GOTHIC? 49 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:42,670 ANDY, IT'S THE CASTLE FROM "FROZEN." 50 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,072 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT READY. 51 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,174 WHAT? 52 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,108 TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE READY! 53 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,144 CONGRATULATIONS, ASSISTANT! 54 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:51,645 I'M MOVING YOU UP TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 55 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,146 [ Chuckling ] HOLY COW. 56 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,682 THAT WAS AN EMOTIONAL THRILL RIDE. 57 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,185 THIS SUNDAY, 58 00:01:57,218 --> 00:02:00,287 YOU ARE MANNING THE OPEN HOUSE OF THE CAPE COD ON LINDEN. 59 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,855 THAT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA BE STICKING 60 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:03,757 THE SIGN AND THE BALLOONS ON THE CORNER, 61 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,593 YOU'RE GONNA BE TURNING ON ALL THE LIGHTS, 62 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,093 YOU'RE GONNA BE BAKING ALL THE BROWNIES. 63 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,861 I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD, SIR. 64 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:09,930 WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO? 65 00:02:09,962 --> 00:02:11,098 I WILL MAKE SURE PEOPLE SIGN IN. 66 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,265 WHAT ELSE? 67 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,766 WHEN I SHOW SOMEONE THE MASTER BEDROOM, 68 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,769 I'LL SAY, "THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS." 69 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,137 I'M SOLD! YES! 70 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,105 HEY, BUDDY. I GOT TO HIT THE MALL A LITTLE LATER. 71 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,875 YOU WANNA GRAB A COUPLE OF CHAIR MASSAGES TILL THEY KICK US OUT? 72 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,177 NAH. I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS. 73 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:25,111 OKAY. 74 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,546 HAVE FUN. 75 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,216 TEENAGERS, HUH? 76 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:31,018 YEAH, IT'S BEEN HAPPENING MORE AND MORE, BUT IT'S NATURAL. 77 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,286 KIDS THAT AGE WANT DISTANCE. 78 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,153 ONE DAY, THEY'RE HOLDING YOUR HAND SO TIGHT IT HURTS. 79 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,524 THE NEXT DAY, THEY'RE EATING THE APPLE YOU KIND OF WANTED. 80 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,725 NOT ME. 81 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,194 I NEVER TURNED DOWN AN OFFER TO HANG WITH MY DAD. 82 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:44,264 LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE DIED BEFORE MY REBELLIOUS TEENAGE YEARS. 83 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,500 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 84 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,336 THAT MUST BE GRANDPA WITH STELLA. 85 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,138 REMEMBER, LILY, SHE'S ONLY GONNA BE HERE FOR A WEEK, 86 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,341 SHE'S NOT GONNA BE OUR PERMANENT PET. 87 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,242 DON'T TELL ME, TELL LARRY. 88 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,076 HE'S BEEN ACTING JEALOUS ALL DAY. 89 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,146 YOU'RE BEING CRAZY! 90 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,980 HEY, DAD. Cameron: HEY, JAY. 91 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,150 THERE'S OUR PRECIOUS LITTLE HOUSEGUEST. 92 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,485 OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP. 93 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,253 SHE GETS THREE WALKS A DAY. 94 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,087 KEEP HER OFF THE BED. WE'RE TRAINING HER. 95 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,056 NO CHICKEN BONES. IF SHE STARTS TO WHEEZE -- 96 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,991 WOW. REMEMBER WHEN YOU DROPPED ME OFF AT SUMMER CAMP? 97 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,326 YOU BARELY SLOWED DOWN THE CAR. 98 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,062 YOU NEVER HAD A CONDITION THAT MADE IT DIFFICULT TO BREATHE. 99 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,064 I WAS A CLOSETED GAY KID AT SPORTS CAMP. 100 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,233 I SPENT THE WEEK IN MID-FAINT. 101 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:22,402 LILY, DON'T FORGET TO GIVE STELLA LOTS OF BELLY RUBS. 102 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,504 GRANDPA, THIS IS COMING 103 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,240 AT A REALLY BAD TIME FOR ME AND LARRY. [ SIGHS ] 104 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,576 OKAY, WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY 105 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,545 ABOUT WILY NOT WOVING YOU YET. 106 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,448 AW, WHO'S THE LITTLE WEEBLE WOBBLE? 107 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,549 [ SMOOCHES ] [ CHUCKLES ] 108 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,918 I CAN'T WATCH THIS. OKAY. BYE, DAD. 109 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:40,253 OH, I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS IN MY FREE TIME, 110 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:42,188 I LIKE TO KEEP UP WITH THE LATEST DISCOVERIES 111 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,189 IN RENEWABLE ENERGY. 112 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,391 [ LAUGHS ] 113 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,394 JUST THINK, A FEW MORE MONTHS 114 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,728 AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AGAIN. 115 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,463 YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND COLLEGE INTERVIEWS. 116 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,265 I ACTUALLY LIKE DISCUSSING THE THINGS THAT THEY -- 117 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,703 [ SIGHS ] I WAS TALKING TO THE MIRROR. 118 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,204 I KNOW ALL YOU HAD TO DO TO GET IN YOUR COLLEGE 119 00:03:58,237 --> 00:03:59,573 WAS LIKE THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE, 120 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:00,941 BUT THIS IS PRINCETON. 121 00:04:00,973 --> 00:04:04,377 I HAVE TO SHOW THEM THAT I'M A SERIOUS THINKER, 122 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,712 AND YOU COULD BE A BIT MORE SUPPORTIVE. 123 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,715 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 124 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,983 YOUR OUTFIT'S PERFECT. 125 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,384 THANKS. 126 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,653 IF YOU'RE APPLYING TO LUMBERJACK SCHOOL. 127 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,254 [ SIGHS ] 128 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,625 AND MAJORING IN HAVING YOUR CATS EAT YOU WHEN YOU DIE. 129 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,461 [ GIGGLES ] 130 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,396 WELL, HELLO. 131 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,963 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY BACK IN THE CLOSET... 132 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,264 BUSINESS? 133 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,233 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. I'VE NEVER WORKED HERE BEFORE. 134 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,637 IT'S JUST A GAY JOKE, MITCHELL. DON'T OVERTHINK IT. 135 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,603 YOU SETTLING IN? 136 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,904 YEAH. YEAH. 137 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,973 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'M IN JEANS AND I'M AT WORK -- 138 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,274 I FEEL LIKE A MECHANIC. [ CHUCKLES ] 139 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:36,576 I AM LOOKING FORWARD 140 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,245 TO DOING A FEW DAYS OF FREELANCE LEGAL WORK FOR MY DAD 141 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:41,281 BECAUSE, UH, WHERE I WORK, 142 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,817 I'VE GOTTEN THE UNFAIR REPUTATION 143 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,987 OF BEING THE OFFICE NAG, WHICH IS... 144 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:49,356 SEE, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I WORK WITH A BUNCH OF SLOBS. 145 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,759 I MEAN, I MUST TELL THESE PEOPLE 50 TIMES A DAY -- 146 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,427 "WIPE DOWN THE MICROWAVE," "CLEAN THE COFFEE POT," 147 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,295 "WHOSE MOLDY LUNCH MEAT IS THIS, KEVIN?" 148 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,466 SO, DID THEY PUT UP MUCH OF A FIGHT 149 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,199 WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THAT TIME OFF, OR...? 150 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,103 YEAH, IT'S SO NICE AND CASUAL HERE. Claire: MM-HMM. 151 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,372 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY CHILL ON. 152 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,273 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 153 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,108 HM? WHAT? THIS IS ME. 154 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:08,942 NO, IT'S NOT. 155 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,343 FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS IT IS. 156 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,512 WHEN I LEAVE HERE, 157 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,382 MEN WILL WANT TO BE ME, WOMEN WILL WANT TO SHOP WITH ME. 158 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,817 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF TRYING TO BE NICER AT YOUR REGULAR JOB? MM. 159 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,052 I MEAN, I'VE HAD TO LEARN 160 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,721 HOW TO BALANCE BEING A FRIEND AND A MANAGER. 161 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:23,690 YOU COULD CALL IT BEING A "FRANAGER." 162 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:24,992 BUT I DON'T HAVE TO, RIGHT? 163 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,225 YES, YOU DO. 164 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,060 I AM YOUR BOSS. YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING I SAY. 165 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,396 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES LUCY. 166 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,399 SHE'S NEW, AND DAD WANTS ME TO TALK TO HER 167 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,899 ABOUT THE WAY SHE DRESSES. 168 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,401 HE SAYS IT'S DISTRACTING. 169 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:37,204 WATCH AND LEARN. LUCY'S ABOUT TO GET FRANAGED. 170 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,805 OH, GOOD, IT'S A VERB, TOO. 171 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,007 HEY, LUCE. 172 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,509 OH, HI, MS. DUNPHY. 173 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,244 OH, NO, COME ON. PLEASE, MY DAD IS MS. DUNPHY. 174 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:45,413 I'M JUST CLAIRE. [ CHUCKLES ] 175 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:48,848 SO, LISTEN, IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOME CLOTHES FOR WORK, 176 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,518 NORDSTROM'S HAVING A FABULOUS SALE. 177 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,985 I PICKED UP THIS APPROPRIATE LITTLE NUMBER THERE. 178 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,053 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO CHECK THAT OUT. 179 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:55,021 GREAT. THANKS. 180 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,322 HEY. 181 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:57,457 SEE WHAT I JUST DID THERE? 182 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,528 I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK. DO YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH LATER? 183 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,262 AREN'T YOU GOING TO THE PASTA FACTORY WITH THE GANG? 184 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,230 OH, IS IT SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY? 185 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:04,197 I-I DON'T KNOW. 186 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,399 UH, SOMETHING THEY DO ON MONDAYS. 187 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,935 OH, RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH. UH, P-PASTA FACTORY MONDAY. 188 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:08,836 I KNEW THAT. 189 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:09,937 DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU DID. 190 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,605 BREAK TIME'S OVER. GET YOUR WORK DONE. 191 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:15,041 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS AN ISSUE WITH ANGER FRANAGEMENT. 192 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,377 LET 'ER RIP! 193 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,180 WHAT A CANNON! 194 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,348 WOW! 195 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,850 58 MILES PER HOUR. WAIT. WHAT?! 196 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,286 YES! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 197 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,189 WHAT A CATCH! WHEN WE WERE AT THE MALL, WE GOT THIS BASEBALL THAT SHOWS YOU HOW FAST YOU THROW IT. 198 00:06:29,221 --> 00:06:30,557 YOU GUYS WENT TO THE MALL TOGETHER? 199 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,391 YES, WE SURE DID. 200 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,694 AND WE GOT THE FREE PORTRAIT AT SEARS TO PROVE IT. 201 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,463 WE SHOULD SCAN THAT BAD BOY BEFORE IT GETS RUINED. 202 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,399 UM...BYE? 203 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,569 YOU'RE OUTTA THERE! 204 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,538 MILADY, FOR YOU. 205 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,139 LOOKING GOOD THERE, HAIRCUT! 206 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,877 AH, THERE HE IS! THERE'S MY KARAOKE PARTNER. 207 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,545 HEY, LISTEN, NEXT TIME YOU'RE EBONY, I'M IVORY, ALL RIGHT? 208 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,447 TWO DAYS DOWN, ONE TO GO, 209 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:57,550 AND EVERYBODY IN THE OFFICE STILL LOVES THE NEW ME. 210 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,653 GO AHEAD, LEAVE A DIRTY COFFEE FILTER. 211 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,387 OH, PARK ASKEW. 212 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,255 LAID-BACK MITCHELL DOESN'T MIND. 213 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,658 YOU KNOW, IT IS REALLY NICE 214 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,560 TO BE LIKED FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE PRETENDING TO BE. 215 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:08,762 [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT. 216 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,463 I'M GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT AT RONNA'S PARTY, RIGHT? 217 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,665 OKAY. WHAT PARTY? 218 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,000 AW, THE TWO SADDEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. 219 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,435 NAH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 220 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,069 WE'RE JUST STOPPING BY A BAR AFTER WORK, 221 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,771 HAVE SOME BEER, SOME HOT WINGS. 222 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:19,906 LOOK AT ME. Claire: NO, IT'S COOL. 223 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,408 THIS IS MY FAULT. 224 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,408 WHEN I FIRST STARTED HERE, 225 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,478 SOMEBODY ASKED ME TO DO SOMETHING AND I SAID NO, 226 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:25,978 AND NOW THEY THINK I'M NOT INTERESTED. 227 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,413 YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY IT. 228 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,781 I MIGHT DROP BY THIS ONE, THOUGH. 229 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,417 I THINK PEOPLE WOULD APPRECIATE IT. 230 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:31,519 NO, YOU CAN'T GO. 231 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,418 WHAT? WHY NOT? 232 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,920 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW Y-YOU THINK 233 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,322 THAT YOU'RE THEIR BOSS AND THEIR FRIEND? UH-HUH. 234 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:37,423 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 235 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,526 OH, MY GOD. THEY HATE ME. 236 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,192 NO. LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 237 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:40,860 LIKE WHO? 238 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,295 UH, WELL, ME. I DO. 239 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:43,430 YEAH? AND, UM, THE, UH... 240 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,096 HEY. 241 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,432 DAD. DAD'S A BIG FAN. 242 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,432 HOW'S MY LITTLE ANGEL? 243 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,100 NOT GREAT TODAY. I'M SETTLING IN. 244 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,670 NOT YOU TWO -- STELLA. 245 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,170 OH, SHE'S FINE. 246 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,439 CAM'S TAKING GREAT CARE OF HER. 247 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:53,473 IS SHE GETTING ENOUGH WALKS? 248 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:54,707 CAM COMES HOME FROM WORK AT LUNCH, 249 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,942 TAKES HER RIGHT TO THE DOG PARK. 250 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,343 IN FACT, HE'S THERE WITH HER RIGHT NOW. 251 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,612 NOT THE ONE ON BARRINGTON. 252 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:01,447 'CAUSE THERE'S AN UNSNIPPED CHOW ALWAYS TRIES TO HUMP HER SILLY. 253 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,615 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 254 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,617 OH, HI, MR. PRITCHETT. 255 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:04,517 HEY, LUCY. 256 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,819 LUCY LIKES YOU. 257 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,454 HEY, CLAIRE, CHECK OUT MY NEW SHIRT. 258 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,555 I HAVE YOU TO THANK. 259 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,557 OH, NO, THAT'S ALL YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 260 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,192 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HER 261 00:08:13,225 --> 00:08:15,528 ABOUT STORING THOSE ZEPPELINS IN A HANGAR. I DID! 262 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:18,064 WELL, DO IT AGAIN. LOUDER. THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS. 263 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,332 SHE NEEDS TO THROW A TARP OVER THOSE BOUNCE HOUSES. 264 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,500 DAD, I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEING OFFENSIVE. 265 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,836 IT'S MY COMPANY. TAKE CARE OF IT. 266 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,404 [ DOGS BARKING ] 267 00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:27,240 [ RINGTONE PLAYS ] 268 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,040 HELLO? 269 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,175 WHAT DOG PARK ARE YOU AT? 270 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,744 Good afternoon to you, too, Jay. 271 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,913 STELLA AND I ARE AT RANCHO. 272 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:33,980 THANK GOD. 273 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,749 KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR RANDY CHOWS. 274 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,183 THE FIGURE SKATER? 275 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,586 JUST KEEP STELLA'S SAFE. 276 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,888 JAY, SHE'S FINE. SHE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME. 277 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,556 H-HERE, I'M GONNA SEND YOU 278 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,423 A HILARIOUS PICTURE I JUST TOOK OF HER. 279 00:08:44,456 --> 00:08:46,058 SHE'S NEVER LOOKED HAPPIER. 280 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,561 PROBABLY JUST BEING POLITE. 281 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:48,629 [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] 282 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:51,698 WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT? 283 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,567 OH, GOD, W-WHAT -- WHAT DID I SEND YOU? 284 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,034 What's that thing around her neck? 285 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,236 OH, PHEW. UH, THAT IS JUST A NEW COLLAR. 286 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:59,005 HER OLD ONE WAS LOOKING A LITTLE TATTERED. 287 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,740 DON'T GO BUYING HER PRESENTS! 288 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,408 SHE'S STILL MY DOG. 289 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,711 YOU'RE A GLORIFIED KENNEL. 290 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,614 IT'S JUST A FUN LITTLE COLLAR THAT I BEJEWELED. 291 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,682 WHAT'S NEXT? YOU GONNA DRESS HER IN FISHNETS, 292 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,049 PUT HER IN A WINDOW IN AMSTERDAM? 293 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,951 JUST KEEP IT CASUAL! [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 294 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,587 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT. 295 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,556 OH, I LOVE IT. 296 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,892 MM. NOTHING, I'M JUST TAKING MY SISTER 297 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,628 TO A COLLEGE INTERVIEW AT A COFFEE SHOP. 298 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,361 UGH. I KNOW, RIGHT? 299 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:24,597 OH, I TOTALLY FORGOT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 300 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,634 LISA, ENZO, AND I WERE AT A BAR IN ECHO PARK, 301 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,134 AND ENZO WAS LIKE, 302 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,070 "MY DREAM IS TO RUN THE BASES AT DODGER STADIUM." 303 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,938 SO I'M LIKE, "SCREW IT, LET'S DO IT." 304 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,807 SO, LISA TUCKS HER HAIR UP TO A BASEBALL CAP, 305 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,442 AND WE CONVINCE THE GROUNDS KEEPER THAT SHE'S JUSTIN BIEBER 306 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,711 AND THAT "JUSTIN" WILL TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM. 307 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,113 AND IT WORKED! 308 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,750 NO, YOU SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART. 309 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,817 ENZO STARTS RUNNING THE BASES, AND HE WHIPS HIS SHIRT OFF. 310 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:47,320 AND LISA GETS CAUGHT UP IN IT AND TAKES OFF HER SHIRT, 311 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,721 [ SIGHS ] AND THE GROUNDS KEEPER'S LIKE, 312 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,289 "WHOA, YOU'RE NOT JUSTIN BIEBER." 313 00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,424 SO HE STARTS CHASING US AROUND WITH A RAKE. 314 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,494 I KNOW! 315 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,796 OH, WAIT. WHO IS THAT? 316 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:59,131 DENISE? PUT THAT DIRTY HOOKER ON THE PHONE. 317 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,668 HEY, GIRL. DID I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? 318 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:02,635 SO, ENZO SAID THAT HIS DREAM 319 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,236 WAS TO RUN THE BASES AT DODGER STADIUM, 320 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,438 AND I WAS LIKE, "SCREW IT, LET'S DO IT." OH, MY GOD! 321 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,107 DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING?! 322 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,811 I AM SITTING HERE TRYING TO MENTALLY PREPARE 323 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,746 FOR ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, 324 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,650 SO CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP? 325 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,855 [ SCOFFS ] I KNOW, RIGHT? OHH. [ SIGHS ] 326 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:22,990 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 327 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,692 ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FINISHING UP. 328 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,926 I SHOULD PROBABLY GO IN NOW. 329 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,028 OOH, TELL HER CUTE DRESS -- NANETTE LEPORE, FALL COLLECTION. 330 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,664 GREAT. I'LL OPEN WITH, "CUTE DRESS." 331 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,932 [ SCOFFS ] 332 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,600 CUTE DRESS. [ DOOR SLAMS ] 333 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,604 ANDY, 36 HOURS TO THE OPEN HOUSE. 334 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:38,806 YOU READY? 335 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,606 I WAS BORN READY. [ CHUCKLES ] 336 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,975 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 337 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,143 I WAS TWO MONTHS PREMATURE, 338 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,677 WEIGHED THREE AND A HALF POUNDS. 339 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:45,946 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 340 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,014 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET OVER THAT -- 341 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,649 MOCK OPEN HOUSE! 342 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,652 STARTING IN FIVE...FOUR... MM-HMM. 343 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,321 UH, BUSINESS CARD! 344 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,590 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 345 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,294 YOU'RE NOT ANDY. 346 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,730 SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU. 347 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,697 I'M HERE! 348 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,734 WELCOME. COME ON IN. 349 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,667 THANK YOU. 350 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:09,736 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 351 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,538 I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE MR. DUNPHY HERE 352 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,139 A TOUR OF THIS BEAUTIFUL OPEN HOUSE. 353 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,243 I DO NOT KNOW WHO MR. DUNPHY IS, ALTHOUGH HE SOUNDS COOL. 354 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,711 I'M JUST A HANDSOME PLASTIC SURGEON RELOCATING FROM TUCSON. 355 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,813 HMM. AND I'M HIS SON. 356 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,448 GOOD IDEA. PRETEND TO BE MY SON. 357 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,852 SO, IS THIS THE KITCHEN? 358 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:28,755 GREAT QUESTION. YES, IT IS. 359 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,857 FULLY UPDATED WITH AN OPEN FLOOR PLAN, 360 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,692 PERFECT FOR LARGE FAMILIES. 361 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,761 DO YOU AND THE MISSUS HAVE OTHER KIDS? 362 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,529 NOPE, JUST ME, SO IT'S WAY TOO BIG. 363 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,399 YOU SEEM TERRIBLE AT YOUR JOB. 364 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,234 I DON'T KNOW. 365 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,202 YOU SEEM LIKE A FAMILY WITH A LOT OF FRIENDS. 366 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,604 IT'S GREAT FOR ENTERTAINING. 367 00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:46,840 HOW DIVERSE IS THE NEIGHBORHOOD? 368 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:47,740 I ONLY ASK BECAUSE I'M MARRIED 369 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,842 TO A BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN. 370 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,711 I CAN'T SAY WHO, BUT YOU MAY KNOW HER FROM "AVATAR." 371 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,715 THIS NEIGHBORHOOD HAS A WONDERFUL MIX 372 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,784 OF DIFFERENT CULTURES AND ETHNICITIES. 373 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,086 OOH, SOUNDS DANGEROUS. LUKE... 374 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,388 HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW -- 375 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,722 IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, HOME VALUES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD 376 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,893 HAVE INCREASED BY TWICE THE CITY AVERAGE. 377 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,760 IT'S QUIET. IT'S SAFE. 378 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,863 I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE 379 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,697 TO RAISE A BEAUTIFUL MIXED-RACE FAMILY. 380 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,700 I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A QUICK CONVERSATION WITH ZOE, 381 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,235 BUT I THINK YOU JUST SOLD A HOUSE. 382 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,102 YES! [ CHUCKLES ] 383 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,705 GOOD. IS THIS FINALLY DONE? 384 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,606 'CAUSE, DAD, I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU AND I 385 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,076 COULD PUT ON TUXEDOS AND TEST-DRIVE ROLLS-ROYCES. 386 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,544 AW, LUKE, I'M SORRY. I WISH I COULD, 387 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:27,980 BUT I ALREADY PROMISED ANDY I'D TEACH HIM HOW TO TIE A TIE. 388 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,883 COME ON, BUDDY. I GOT A SONG AND EVERYTHING. 389 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,884 I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW, 390 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,086 MY NECK IS EXTRAORDINARILY TICKLISH. 391 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,287 YOU DON'T SAY. 392 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,121 DON'T YOU DARE. 393 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,722 [ LAUGHS ] DON'T. DON'T! 394 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,892 GET OVER HERE! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 395 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,894 IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU, GITA. 396 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,563 I'LL BE SURE TO SEND YOU THAT RECORDING OF MY BASSOON SOLO. 397 00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:45,899 YOU'D BETTER! [ BOTH LAUGH ] 398 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,700 [ RINGTONE PLAYS ] 399 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,937 COULD YOU KILL ME OVER THE PHONE? 400 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,105 OH, MY GOD. THESE KIDS ARE ALL THE SAME. 401 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,407 PLEASE TELL ME 402 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,609 WE WEREN'T THIS AGGRESSIVELY BORING WHEN WE APPLIED. 403 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,980 IT'S ALL DEBATE TEAM, ORCHESTRA, A.P., GPA. 404 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,514 I WANTED TO SMACK ONE OF THEM IN HER SMUG LITTLE FACE, 405 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,250 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WAS A ROBOT. 406 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,986 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING SPINNING FOR THIS. 407 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,657 [ CHUCKLES ] HI. I'M ALEX DUNPHY. 408 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,758 I GOT TO GO. 409 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,693 [ Snidely ] OH, GREAT. HAVE A SEAT. I'M VANESSA. 410 00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:16,196 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE? 411 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,865 NO, THANKS, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A CRAZY FACT ABOUT COFFEE -- 412 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,933 BEES LOVE CAFFEINE BECAUSE IT'S FOUND IN NECTAR, 413 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,802 BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT B's, 414 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,770 AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY TRANSCRIPT. 415 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,772 [ LAUGHS ] 416 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,340 [ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ] 417 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:31,543 SO, I SEE HERE THAT YOU'RE ON THE DEBATE TEAM 418 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,179 AND YOU PLAY THE CELLO. 419 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,648 YES, BUT I AM SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 420 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,350 I'M ALSO A PART OF THE FRENCH CLUB. 421 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,851 [ Flatly ] TELL ME MORE. 422 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:40,820 [ SIGHS ] 423 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,221 I'M SO SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME. 424 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,490 THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE. 425 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,793 I'M PROBABLY NOT PRINCETON MATERIAL ANYWAYS. 426 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,794 I MEAN, I SPENT MOST OF LAST NIGHT 427 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,397 IN THE BACK OF A SQUAD CAR. 428 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,364 WAIT, WHAT? 429 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,865 WELL, CRAZY STORY -- 430 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,534 MY FRIEND ENZO'S DREAM WAS TO RUN THE BASES AT DODGER STADIUM. 431 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,004 AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "SCREW IT, LET'S DO IT." 432 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,239 OH, BY THE WAY, CUTE DRESS. 433 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,073 IS THAT A NANETTE LEPORE? 434 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,975 OH, MY GOD, YES. GOOD EYE. [ CHUCKLES ] 435 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,744 SO, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 436 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,047 WELL, THEN MY FRIEND LISA TUCKS HER HAIR UP INTO A BASEBALL CAP, 437 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,182 AND WE CONVINCE THE GROUNDS KEEPER THAT SHE'S JUSTIN BIEBER 438 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,919 AND THAT "JUSTIN" WILL TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM. 439 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,921 OH, MY GOD. 440 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,687 YOU'RE SO NAUGHTY. I LOVE IT. 441 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,289 [ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW IT, SLUT. 442 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,759 OH, MY GOD. I AM SO SORRY. 443 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:26,265 AWW, YOU'RE COOKING US A STEAK DINNER -- HOW SWEET. 444 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,335 YEAH, I CAME HOME FROM WORK EARLY TO COOK US DINNER. 445 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,336 THAT'S CRAZY. 446 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,537 THIS IS FOR STELLA. 447 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,738 AY, JAY... 448 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,405 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M COMPETING WITH OVER THERE. 449 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,540 CAMERON'S WOOING HER 450 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,909 WITH BELLY RUBS, JEWELRY, KISSES ON THE MOUTH. 451 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:39,111 I JUST WANT HER TO REMEMBER WHO LOVES HER THE MOST. 452 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,213 I DON'T THINK STELLA IS EVER GOING TO FORGET 453 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,950 HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER, 454 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,384 NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME 455 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,619 SHE NEEDS TO STAY WITH MITCH AND CAM. 456 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,288 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE'S COMING HOME FRIDAY. 457 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,389 THAT'S THE THING. 458 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,923 LOOK. 459 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,725 THE RASH IS GONE. 460 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,126 WELL, WE DON'T KNOW THAT'S STELLA. 461 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,928 A LOT OF THINGS CAUSE RASHES. 462 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,730 MAYBE HE'S LESS STRESSED THIS WEEK THAN LAST. 463 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,033 WHAT'S GOING ON? 464 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,533 WE HAVE TO GET RID OF STELLA. 465 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,104 SLOW DOWN. WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ANYTHING YET. 466 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,605 YES, WE HAVE. IT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR JOE. 467 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,908 AND FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH, MY EYES HAVE STOPPED ITCHING, 468 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,809 I CAN TASTE MY FOOD, AND I HAVE MORE ENERGY. 469 00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:13,046 YOU TOOK A THREE-HOUR NAP YESTERDAY. 470 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,246 I WAS TIRED FROM THE MARATHON. 471 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,948 THE "DOWNTON ABBEY" MARATHON? 472 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,083 THAT FAMILY IS EXHAUSTING. 473 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:17,985 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 474 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,818 AH, JAY, I'M SO SORRY. 475 00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:21,421 MAYBE YOU CAN GET A FISH! 476 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,090 'CAUSE IT'S SO MUCH CUTER DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD 477 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,923 WITH YOUR FISH'S HEAD STICKING OUT THE WINDOW. 478 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,058 FISH! 479 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,665 OH, MY GOD. 480 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,967 ARE YOU HERE FOR ANOTHER LECTURE? 481 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,936 BECAUSE YOU MADE YOUR POINT LOUD AND CLEAR. 482 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,437 I'M KEEPING IT CASUAL. 483 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,039 I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT STELLA THIS MORNING. 484 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,677 OKAY, DO NOT READ TOO MUCH INTO THAT -- 485 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,312 I JUST TOOK THAT OFF ONE OF LILY'S TEDDY BEARS. 486 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,413 IT'S FINE. 487 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,981 I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE SPOILING HER, 488 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,850 BECAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO ANYMORE. 489 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:51,850 JOE'S ALLERGIC. 490 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,253 NO. 491 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,588 YEAH, AND I FIGURED SINCE SHE LIKES YOU SO MUCH, 492 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,191 MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD KEEP HER. 493 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,628 WELL, I MEAN, IF THAT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYONE. 494 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,029 MAYBE YOU BETTER CHECK WITH MITCH FIRST? 495 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:03,962 HE'LL DEAL. 496 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:04,764 I MADE HER A STEAK. 497 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,831 OKAY. 498 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,134 AND THIS IS HER DAYBED. OH. 499 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,969 I GUESS I BETTER SAY GOODBYE. 500 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,937 HI, SWEETIE. 501 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,706 COME HERE. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 502 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,375 NOW, HONEY, 503 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,510 YOU'RE GONNA LIVE HERE FROM NOW ON. 504 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,447 DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. 505 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,283 IT WASN'T ANYTHING YOU DID. 506 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,985 YOU'VE BEEN THE BEST DOG I COULD EVER HAVE ASKED FOR, 507 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,687 AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 508 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,788 SO... 509 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,624 STAY AWAY FROM CARS... 510 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,894 DON'T EAT ANYTHING POINTY... 511 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:38,030 AND BE A GOOD GIRL. 512 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,831 GOODBYE, STELLA-BELLA. 513 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,303 WOW. 514 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,239 I DIDN'T THINK I'D GET THROUGH THAT WITHOUT CRYING. 515 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,540 [ Voice breaking ] ME NEITHER. 516 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,009 [ SNIFFLES ] 517 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,480 HEY, DAD, CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO. 518 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,981 IT'S A TEACUP PIG PLAYING A PIANO. 519 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,384 [ Laughing ] I SAW THAT. ANDY SENT IT TO ME. 520 00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,719 UNBELIEVABLE. 521 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,020 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT THEN ANDY AND I DID SOME DIGGING. 522 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,490 IT TURNS OUT PIGS ARE CRAZY MUSICAL. 523 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,326 [ CHUCKLES ] GOOD OL' ANDY. 524 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,527 IS SOMETHING UP, BUDDY? 525 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:08,894 [ SIGHS ] 526 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,563 I SAID "NO" ONE TIME. 527 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,099 AND SUDDENLY IT'S ALL "ANDY THIS" AND "ANDY THAT." 528 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,666 WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 529 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,002 IT JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU NEEDED SOME SPACE, SO I GAVE IT TO YOU. 530 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,171 I GET IT. 531 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,939 YOU'RE AT THAT AGE WHEN YOU WANT TO SEPARATE. 532 00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:22,541 YEAH, I SEPARATE FROM YOU, 533 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,843 NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 534 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,679 MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO DO DUMB STUFF WITH YOU ALL THE TIME, 535 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,449 BUT [SIGHS] 536 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:33,252 THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO REPLACE ME. 537 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,386 WHAT? 538 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,890 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I COULD NEVER REPLACE YOU. 539 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,192 IF IT WERE UP TO ME, WE'D DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER. 540 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,193 REALLY? 541 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,694 YEAH, I'D GO TO COLLEGE WITH YOU. 542 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,896 WE'D -- WE'D BE ROOMMATES. WE'D TRY TO JOIN A FRAT. 543 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,732 NONE OF THEM WOULD TAKE US. WE'D START OUR OWN. 544 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,401 OH, MY GOD. THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. 545 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,536 WHY WOULDN'T THEY TAKE US? 546 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,936 WELL, YEAH, THEY'D TAKE ME, BUT I'D BE LIKE, 547 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,705 "NO WAY, BRADLEY, NOT WITHOUT MY LITTLE PAL, HERE." 548 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,575 I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THAT, DAD. 549 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,109 DO YOU HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT A HUG? 550 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,810 [ SCOFFS ] YES. 551 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,480 WELL, I NEED ONE, SO I GUESS I'M GONNA GO HUG ANDY. 552 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,914 [ SIGHS ] FINE. 553 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,419 [ CHUCKLES ] 554 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,954 [ LAUGHS ] 555 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,757 HEY, JUDY, THAT WAS A HILARIOUS E-MAIL. 556 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:11,790 PICKLES ARE BETTER THAN MEN. 557 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,493 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GET THAT? IT WAS SO -- 558 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,961 HAVE YOU DONE ANY WORK SINCE YOU CAME HERE? 559 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:16,996 I'M WORKING THE ROOM. 560 00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:18,998 AH, THERE HE IS. SPORT COAT. 561 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,532 [ Laughing ] SPORT COAT? 562 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,736 I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE IDIOTS THINK YOU'RE FUNNY. 563 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,672 OKAY. YOU KNOW, I HAVE A THEORY 564 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,905 WHY PEOPLE HERE DON'T LIKE YOU. 565 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,740 [ SIGHS ] I KNOW WHY THEY DON'T LIKE ME. 566 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,643 IT'S 'CAUSE DAD MAKES ME DO ALL HIS DIRTY WORK. 567 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,512 LOOK AT THIS LIST OF PEOPLE I'M SUPPOSED TO REPRIMAND TODAY. 568 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,814 LET'S SEE HERE. UM... 569 00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:37,416 WELL, HE DOES HAVE A POINT -- GLEN DOES SMELL. MM. 570 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,018 I'M GONNA START WITH LUCY -- 571 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,621 LUCY, THE LAST PERSON WHO LIKES ME. 572 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:43,990 Mitchell: OH, IT'S OKAY. 573 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,525 UM, HEY, LUCE. 574 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,960 HEY, CLAIRE. I GOT YOU ONE OF THOSE COOKIES THAT YOU LIKE. 575 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,761 OH, DON'T MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE. 576 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,431 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? YES. 577 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,500 IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME TO DISCUSS, BUT, UM -- 578 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,801 UM, CLAIRE, I GOT THIS. 579 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,703 IT'S MY COMPLAINT. I GOT IT. 580 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,005 UM, LUCY... MM-HMM. 581 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,474 ...YOU'RE AT WORK, SO PLEASE DRESS LIKE IT. 582 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,111 THESE "TOPS" THAT YOU WEAR ARE COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE. 583 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,013 WOW. SORRY TO OFFEND YOU. 584 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,615 YOU KNOW WHAT? UM... 585 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,852 WHILE I'M AT IT, UH, GLEN, SHOWER MORE OFTEN. 586 00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:14,453 CHUCK, STOP USING "REPLY ALL." 587 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,223 A-AND, DORIS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU DREAMT ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 588 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,558 LET'S KEEP IN MIND THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS, FOLKS, 589 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,727 ALL RIGHT? 590 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,729 Whew. This feels good. 591 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,564 IS THERE A CARL?! 592 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,898 WOW! LAWYERS. [ SCOFFS ] 593 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,000 AM I RIGHT, SPORT COAT? [ SCOFFS ] 594 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,237 THAT'S NOT SPORT COAT. 595 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,203 HMM? 596 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,807 [ DOOR OPENS ] 597 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:36,875 Jay: I'M HOME. 598 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,045 OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 599 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,046 I'LL BE FINE. 600 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,748 OH, JAY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 601 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,148 YOU MADE A SACRIFICE TODAY. 602 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,851 YOU DID THE RIGHT THING FOR YOUR SON. 603 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:45,718 LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS. 604 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:46,653 I GUESS. 605 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,987 WAIT A MINUTE. 606 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,721 WHAT'S THAT ON HIS NECK? WHAT? 607 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,923 HIS RASH CAME BACK. 608 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,059 AY, NO. 609 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,095 [ GASPS ] 610 00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:57,497 YOU MUST HAVE SOME STELLA ON YOU. 611 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,164 NO, NO, I WENT TO STRAIGHT TO THE CLUB AFTER. 612 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,268 TOOK A SHOWER, MAYBE CRIED A LITTLE BIT IN THERE, 613 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,602 CHANGED CLOTHES TO MAKE SURE. 614 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,869 PLUS, I JUST GOT HERE. 615 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,438 A RASH WOULD TAKE LONGER TO COME OUT. 616 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,105 [ SNIFFS ] WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 617 00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:08,607 WHAT SMELL? IT SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS OR SOMETHING. 618 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,041 I DIDN'T GET ANY FLOWERS. 619 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,077 I SMELL SOMETHING, GLORIA. WHAT'S NEW AROUND HERE? 620 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,012 THE FACT THAT YOU NOTICED SOMETHING. 621 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,582 IT'S YOU. 622 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,250 WHAT'S NEW? WHAT? 623 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,351 PERFUME, LIPSTICK? 624 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,353 [ SNIFFS ] I'M GETTING LAVENDER WITH, 625 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,221 I WANT TO SAY ROSE HIPS. 626 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,690 IT'S YOUR FACE CREAM! 627 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,526 I DID BUY SOME MORE THIS MORNING, BUT -- 628 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,894 THE SAME KIND THAT STELLA WAS EATING 629 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,028 BEFORE JOE'S RASH CLEARED UP? 630 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,863 AND NOW YOU'RE WEARING IT AGAIN, AND HIS RASH IS BACK? 631 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,098 NO, IT CAN'T BE MY FACE CREAM! 632 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,269 AY, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SAY GOODBYE TO MY FACE CREAM! 633 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,203 STELLA WAS EATING IT TO SAVE JOE! 634 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,605 BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN 635 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,039 WHY I'M STILL FEELING SO MUCH BETTER. 636 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,107 I CAN BREATHE FOR TH-- 637 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,143 STELLA'S COMING HOME A HERO! 638 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,746 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 639 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,983 LILY, CAN YOU COME OUT HERE, PLEASE? 640 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,420 WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS? 641 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,054 BECAUSE SHE'S BECOME ATTACHED, JAY. 642 00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:57,088 SHE'S EVEN SLEEPING WITH HER NOW. 643 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,391 HI, GRANDPA. 644 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,392 HI, HONEY. 645 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,059 LILY, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I SAID 646 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,261 STELLA WAS GONNA BE STAYING WITH US FROM NOW ON? 647 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:06,132 WELL, IT TURNS OUT... 648 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,933 SHE'S GONNA GO HOME WITH GRANDPA. 649 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,170 OKAY. LILY, IT'S IMPORTANT TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS. 650 00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:12,505 DON'T BOTTLE THEM UP. 651 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,772 OKAY. 652 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,409 YAY! I CAN FINALLY SLEEP WITHOUT ALL OF HER SNORING! 653 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,844 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. HAND HER OVER. 654 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,313 COME HERE, BABY. OH. 655 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,481 WHAT IS THAT? 656 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,484 PLEASE DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME. I'M VERY VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW. 657 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,885 CAN YOU GET ME ONE?