1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,003 [ Lisping ] HALEY, YOUR DAD'S ON THE PHONE. 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,472 HE SAYS IT'S URGENT. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,307 HE'S WITH A SURGEON? I THINK HE SAID "STURGEON." 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,377 CAM, IS IT "SURGEON" OR "STURGEON"? 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:12,045 I AM RIPPING THESE STUPID BRACES OFF THE SECOND I GET HOME. 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,048 PHIL, HOLD ON. I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON SPEAKERPHONE, OKAY? 7 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,649 PHIL: [ Muffled ] Andy's on his way to propose to Beth! 8 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,984 WE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING! 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,486 JUST TOSS ME THE PHONE. 10 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,054 NO! NO, NO. NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 11 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:22,690 WE ALL HAVE OUR STRENGTHS. I'M A GREAT GIFT GIVER. 12 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,257 HERE, CAM. OH. 13 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,826 DAD? 14 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,760 HALEY, ANDY'S ON HIS WAY TO PROPOSE TO BETH! 15 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:28,861 [ ALL GASP ] AWW! 16 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,864 THAT'S VERY SWEET! IT'S NOT SWEET! 17 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:33,201 HALEY AND ANDY LOVE EACH OTHER, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT! 18 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:34,868 WHOA. IS THAT TRUE, HONEY? 19 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,670 DAD, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME? 20 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,506 I COULD TELL BY THE WAY HE HUGGED YOU GOODBYE. 21 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,341 PHIL, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 22 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,210 CLAIRE, I THINK I KNOW THE LOOK OF LOVE IN ANOTHER MAN'S EYES. 23 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,713 THIS IS CRAZY. SHOULD I CALL HIM? 24 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,881 His phone's off, but he said he was going to the beach. 25 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:50,049 [ SIGHS ] I KNOW WHAT BEACH HE LIKES. 26 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,786 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE "BEACH" HE LIKES. 27 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,887 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 28 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,892 OH, GOD, THERE THEY ARE. 29 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,860 SHOULD I DO THIS? I SHOULDN'T DO THIS. 30 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:02,130 I'M GONNA DO THIS. 31 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,264 W-- HONEY, HONEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 32 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:07,067 YOU GOT TO BE REALLY SURE OF THIS. 33 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,603 YOU'RE GONNA GO OVER THERE AND BREAK THEM UP FOR WHAT? 34 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:14,775 TO HANG OUT OR TO DATE UNTIL THE NEXT GUY COMES ALONG? 35 00:01:14,807 --> 00:01:16,109 WHO KNOWS? 36 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,778 BUT SHOULDN'T WE GET A CHANCE TO FIND OUT WHAT WE ARE? 37 00:01:18,811 --> 00:01:21,781 I'M JUST SAYING LOOK DOWN THE ROAD A LITTLE. 38 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:24,951 YOU'RE 21, AND THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY 39 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,853 WHO IS READY TO SETTLE DOWN. 40 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,063 YEAH. [ Voice breaking ] WELL, UM... 41 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,000 I GUESS IT'S DECIDED FOR ME. YEAH. 42 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:42,069 I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. 43 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,237 [ SOBS ] NO. HONEY, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 44 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,406 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 45 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,908 OH, GOD! HERE THEY COME! HIDE! 46 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,777 JUST -- OH... 47 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,813 -- Captions by VITAC -- 48 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,829 OH, GOD. OH. 49 00:02:08,861 --> 00:02:09,997 DADDY LOOKS TENSE. 50 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:12,500 He's just paying bills. 51 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,335 IS EVERYTHING OKAY, HONEY? 52 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,468 OH, YOU WALKED OVER HERE. 53 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,137 I JUST THOUGHT YOU UBER-ED EVERYWHERE. 54 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,938 OKAY. OKAY, I GOT TO BREATHE. 55 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,473 THAT'S STILL FREE, ISN'T IT? 56 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:21,775 MITCHELL, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 57 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,610 REALLY? BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WORKED IN WEEKS. 58 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,111 I HAVE NO PROSPECTS. 59 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,780 WE'RE LIVING OFF OF A GYM TEACHER'S SALARY, 60 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,882 AND -- [ LAUGHS ] AND SOMEHOW I LET YOU 61 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,550 TALK ME INTO BUYING THE APARTMENT UPSTAIRS. 62 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,719 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE WE POOR? 63 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:35,055 NO, WHILE OTHER DADDY LOOKS FOR A JOB, 64 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:36,223 I'M GONNA BE TAKING ON SOME WORK 65 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,824 AS A SUMMERTIME DRIVER'S ED TEACHER. 66 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,293 HOW MUCH CAN THAT PAY? 67 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,394 EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS. 68 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,895 AND BESIDES, MITCHELL, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 69 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,463 YOU'RE GONNA BE BACK IN A STUFFY OFFICE 70 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,031 WITH SOME STUFFY LAWYERS, 71 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:47,800 WISHING YOU HAD TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THIS TIME. 72 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:48,836 AM I RIGHT? 73 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,737 WELL, THAT DOESN'T NOT SOUND LIKE ME. 74 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,639 EXACTLY, SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS CHANCE... 75 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,308 [ SIGHS ] ...TO DO SOMETHING FUN, FIND A HOBBY? 76 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,145 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME WE GO TO A GALLERY, YOU ALWAYS SAY, 77 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,646 "I COULD PAINT SOMETHING THAT STUPID." 78 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,248 WELL, PROVE IT. 79 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,683 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PAINT. 80 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,019 AND THE PLACE UPSTAIRS IS GONNA BE A RENTAL GOLD MINE -- 81 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,389 ONCE WE PAINT IT, WE FURNISH IT, WE FIX THE ELECTRIC, 82 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:09,590 REDO THE PLUMBING, 83 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,659 AND FIGURE OUT WHY THAT BROWN SPOT WON'T STOP GROWING. 84 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,927 IT'S GROWING? 85 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:18,198 WOW, DID YOU TWO REALLY JUST WASTE YOUR ENTIRE DAY QUILTING? 86 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,033 WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME, DIDN'T WE, SWEETIE? 87 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,870 I'M NOT CRYING ANYMORE. 88 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,704 TO HELP GET HER MIND OFF OF ANDY, 89 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,205 HALEY AND I HAVE BEEN MAKING A QUILT 90 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,542 OUT OF ALL HER OLD CLOTHES... 91 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,044 AND SOME STUFF I NEED PHIL TO STOP WEARING. 92 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:34,382 OH, COOL. THAT SQUARE IS THE SAME PATTERN AS MY KANGOL HAT. 93 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,884 CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW GORGEOUS IT IS OUTSIDE? 94 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,651 [ CHUCKLES ] AND NOW IT'S GORGEOUS INSIDE. 95 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,054 BECAUSE YOU'RE INSIDE. WAS THAT CLEAR? 96 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:43,290 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO QUIZ ME ON THE PERIODIC TABLE? 97 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,557 OXYGEN POTASSIUM. 98 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:47,060 OHH, HE USED THE ELEMENTS TO SAY "OKAY." 99 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,461 [ LAUGHS ] 100 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,764 OH, WELL, THAT WAS FUN FOR ME. 101 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,865 MOM, CAN WE DRINK NOW? 102 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,801 HONEY, IT'S LUNCHTIME. OHH. 103 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,203 THAT'S A "YES." 104 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:57,937 [ CHUCKLES ] 105 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,540 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS? 106 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,377 WHAT? SAD HALEY NEEDS HER MOMMY AGAIN. 107 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,444 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 108 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,079 I'M JUST HELPING HER CHANNEL HER BROKEN HEART 109 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,448 INTO SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE. 110 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,116 PLEASE, THAT'S THE SADDEST BLANKET SINCE THE AIDS QUILT. 111 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,786 HALEY'S WALLOWING IN SELF-PITY, AND YOU'RE FEEDING OFF OF IT. 112 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,288 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 113 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,223 MOM, I'M JUST GONNA GO TAKE A NAP. 114 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,725 OH, SWEETHEART, DO YOU WANT ME TO SNUGGLE WITH YOU 115 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:18,759 TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP? 116 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,927 OKAY, THAT'S IT. PITY PARTY'S OVER. 117 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,764 TIME FOR SOME DUNPHY FUN. WE ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 118 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,766 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED? 119 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,067 WHAT DAY IS IT? 120 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,100 WE WILL WAIT. 121 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:32,105 I KNOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME, BUT THAT B. WILLIS JUNGLE GYM -- 122 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,774 THAT'S BRUCE WILLIS, RIGHT? 123 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,074 HIS KID GOES HERE? 124 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,077 WELL, WE DO PRIDE OURSELVES ON PRIVACY HERE AT DAVENPORT, 125 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:41,415 BUT, UH, YOU MAY HAVE A "SIXTH SENSE" ABOUT THIS. 126 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,582 I'LL BE DAMNED. 127 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,651 HE LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY 128 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,117 YOU WANT TO HAVE A BEER WITH, YOU KNOW? 129 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:47,687 WE HAVE ONE EDUCATOR FOR EVERY FOUR CHILDREN -- 130 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,922 I HAVE A QUESTION. 131 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,923 UH, I ATTEND HIGH SCHOOL WITH ONE OF YOUR GRADUATES, 132 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,593 A THEODORE DURKAS. 133 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,295 DID YOU TURN HIM INTO A MONSTER, OR WAS HE ALWAYS LIKE THAT? 134 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,163 I ACTUALLY REMEMBER TEDDY DURKAS. 135 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,298 HE WAS A LOVELY BOY. 136 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,432 I'LL GIVE HIM YOUR REGARDS 137 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,369 NEXT TIME HE'S MAKING ONE OF MY NURPLES PURPLE. 138 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,370 [ CRASH ] [ GASPS ] 139 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,038 AY, JOE, WHAT DID YOU DO?! 140 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,706 OH, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 141 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,809 THESE CUBBIES WERE DONATED BY A FORMER PARENT 142 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,377 WHO FANCIED HIMSELF A CARPENTER. 143 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:13,045 I CAN'T SAY WHO, BUT IT IS IRONIC 144 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,949 THAT HE COULDN'T USE A HAMMER, AND NOW WE "CAN'T TOUCH THIS." 145 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,817 YOU KEEP SAYING YOU CAN'T SAY, AND THEN YOU SAY. 146 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,653 IT'S JUST NICE TO TALK TO ADULTS. 147 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,523 HEY, WE'RE SOLD. YOU WANT JOE? HE'S YOURS. 148 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,292 IT WAS VERY SMART OF YOU TO GET A JUMP ON NEXT YEAR. 149 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,461 NEXT YEAR? WHAT -- WHAT ABOUT THIS YEAR? 150 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:30,129 OH, UH, WE ENROLL AT LEAST A YEAR OUT. 151 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,365 AND EVEN THEN, THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT WAITING LIST. 152 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,534 YOU'RE KIDDING. I'M SORRY, MR. PRITCHETT. 153 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,036 UH... 154 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,372 YOU COULD TRY THE LEARNIN' BARN. 155 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:40,540 AH, YES. THAT SOUNDS VERY NICE. 156 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,375 THE LEARNIN' BARN SOUNDS NICE? 157 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,545 YES, IN MY VILLAGE, ONLY THE RICHEST KIDS 158 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:47,314 WERE ALLOWED TO LEARN INSIDE THE BARN. 159 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:50,317 HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE DINOSAURS. 160 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,053 I GOT US TICKETS TO "THE SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL." 161 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:55,221 I KNOW YOU'RE KIDDING, 162 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:58,558 BUT I FOUND THE FIRST ONE INCREDIBLY MOVING. 163 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:01,093 I NEVER REALIZED HOW MANY PEOPLE HOLD HANDS IN MALLS. 164 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,930 AND NOW THAT GAYS ARE LEGAL OR WHATEVER, 165 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,598 IT'S BASICALLY EVERYONE. 166 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,500 OH, HONEY, I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND. COME HERE. 167 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,300 IS THAT DYLAN? 168 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,338 NO. NO, THAT'S -- THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT DYLAN. 169 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,439 DYLAN! 170 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,242 HELLO, DUNPHY FAMILY! 171 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:16,375 WHAT THE WHAT? 172 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,211 [ LAUGHS ] HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 173 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,848 LIFE'S A ROLLER COASTER, BUT I'M TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE. 174 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,182 TRUE DAT. 175 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,951 HALEY, YOU LOOK AS YUMMY AS EVER. 176 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,553 [ CHUCKLES ] THANKS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 177 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,055 SO, I'M DESIGNING T-SHIRTS NOW, 178 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,257 AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE STORES TO SELL THEM. 179 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,257 I'M WEARING ONE. 180 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,425 "LIE"? "LIVE." 181 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:33,461 THE NECK IS THE "V." 182 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:34,627 GAME CHANGER. 183 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,930 YEAH, AND I'VE GOT ALL THESE GREAT "V" WORDS. 184 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,598 "LOVE," "DOVE" -- 185 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,600 LEAVE. ..."GOVERNOR." 186 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:42,435 WOW, THAT IS SUCH A COOL IDEA. 187 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,771 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 188 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,639 DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME COFFEE SOMETIME? 189 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,475 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. 190 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,442 UH, MOVIE. 191 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,944 NICE TRY, BUT NOT ALL "V" WORDS WORK, MRS. D. 192 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,079 [ CHUCKLES ] 193 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:56,249 HAVE FUN, YOU TWO. 194 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,351 "HEY, DYLAN!" 195 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,492 MITCHELL, ARE YOU AWARE 196 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,759 OUR DAUGHTER'S EATING A KETCHUP SANDWICH? 197 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:07,927 GOOD, SHE FOUND SOMETHING. 198 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,797 SO, YOU DIDN'T GO GROCERY SHOPPING TODAY. 199 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,464 I AM GONNA GO, BUT AFTER YOGA. 200 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,132 HEY -- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME, 201 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:14,668 'CAUSE YOU SEEM REALLY TENSE. 202 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,836 OH, WELL, MAYBE THEY HAVE A FIVE-MINUTE CLASS 203 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,139 I COULD SNEAK IN BETWEEN FOOTBALL CAMP AND DRIVER'S ED? 204 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,307 [ CHUCKLES ] 205 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:23,076 NO, I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR GRAPEFRUIT. 206 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,579 CHRYSLER BUILDING. MITCHELL REALLY EMBRACED 207 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,747 THIS WHOLE "TAKE A LITTLE BREAK" THING 208 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:27,814 FAR MORE THAN I EXPECTED. 209 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,983 BUT FOR YEARS, HE SUPPORTED BOTH OF US 210 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,151 WHILE I PURSUED MY PASSIONS -- 211 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,987 PHOTOGRAPHY, HIP-HOP DANCING, FOX HUNTING. 212 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:38,826 SO I COULDN'T BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM TO GET A JOB. 213 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:41,161 BUT MAYBE SOMEBODY ELSE COULD. 214 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,300 HEY, CHARLIE? IT'S -- IT'S, UH, CAMERON. 215 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,136 MY HUSBAND MITCHELL USED TO WORK FOR YOU. 216 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,470 OH! 217 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,471 I REMEMBER YOU. 218 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,439 YEAH, WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 219 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,643 I KNOW! CRAZY! [ CHUCKLES ] 220 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,978 CRAZY LIKE THAT FOX I TOLD MITCHELL WAS CHICKEN. 221 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,146 [ CHUCKLES ] 222 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:01,548 WAS IT CLEAR? I-I STALKED CHARLIE. 223 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:02,783 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 224 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,151 MITCHELL AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT. 225 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,386 HOW ARE YOU? 226 00:08:06,418 --> 00:08:08,555 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU WITH MY PROBLEMS. 227 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,158 UH, I THINK I'VE OUTGROWN MY BOAT. 228 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,291 OH. 229 00:08:12,324 --> 00:08:13,961 HEY, HOW IS MITCHELL? HE'S FINE. 230 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,963 ACTUALLY, HE'S FIELDING A FEW JOB OFFERS RIGHT NOW, 231 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,297 AND HE'S RUNNING INTO PROBLEMS 232 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:19,733 BECAUSE HE KEEPS COMPARING EVERYONE TO YOU. 233 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:20,733 HUH. 234 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:21,735 SOMETIMES I THINK THE ONLY THING 235 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,403 THAT'S GONNA MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER 236 00:08:23,435 --> 00:08:26,540 IS IF YOU OFFERED HIM ANOTHER JOB. 237 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,807 WHAT THE HELL? I'LL DO IT. 238 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,910 REALLY? YEAH, I'M GETTING A NEW BOAT. 239 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:32,412 OH. AND I WILL TALK TO MITCHELL. 240 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,346 I MISS THAT $3 BILL. 241 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,350 YOU SCHEDULED YOUR BREAKUP? 242 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:40,854 YES, LABOR DAY. THAT'S WHEN I LEAVE FOR SCHOOL. 243 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,322 86% OF LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS END IN FAILURE. 244 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:45,759 IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION. 245 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,596 THAT IS THE LEAST ROMANTIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 246 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,096 STAY TOGETHER. 247 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,599 WRONG. BREAK UP. 248 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,100 COLLEGE IS THE SEXIEST CANDY STORE IN THE WORLD. 249 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,168 YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW UP WITH YOUR JAWS WIRED SHUT. 250 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,404 NO, TAKE IT FROM HALEY AND ME. 251 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:00,407 IT'S HARD TO BE APART AND THEN TOGETHER 252 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,442 AND THEN APART AND THEN TOGETHER 253 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,945 AND THEN APART AND THEN TURNED DOWN BY THE MARINES 254 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,379 AND THEN TOGETHER. 255 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:09,750 UGH. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE GOT THAT DODO BACK IN OUR LIVES. 256 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,018 AT LEAST HALEY'S HAPPY. 257 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,452 HONEY, COULD YOU AT LEAST TAKE THAT T-SHIRT OFF? 258 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:16,456 THEY LOVED IT AT THE DELI. THEY WERE KVELLING. 259 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:17,557 HEY-OH! 260 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,892 ANDY! HI. 261 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,894 SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I JUST WANT TO GET THESE TO YOU. 262 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,730 HERE IS THE CLOSING ON BAYWOOD. AWESOME. 263 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,865 AND THIS IS THE JOHNSONS' OFFER, ALL SET FOR SIGNATURES. 264 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,200 YOU'VE DONE A REAL MITZVAH, BUDDY. 265 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,201 I HOPE THAT'S GOOD. 266 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,870 OH, HEY. 267 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,239 HEY. 268 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,942 I -- IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU. 269 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,943 YEAH, I'VE BEEN PUTTING A LOT OF HOURS IN, 270 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,946 TRYING TO EARN EXTRA MONEY FOR THIS WEDDING. 271 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,715 HOLA. I'M DYLAN, HALEY'S BOYFRIEND. 272 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,283 UH, HEY. I'M ANDY. 273 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,586 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU TWO ARE BACK TOGETHER. 274 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,586 OH, YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] 275 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,588 WE'RE LIKE MAGNETS... [ CHUCKLES ] 276 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,091 ...THAT SOMETIMES TAKE A BREAK TO DATE OTHER MAGNETS. 277 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,094 WHAT HAPPENED WAS WE WERE TOGETHER, 278 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,928 AND THEN WE WERE APART. [ WHIRRING ] 279 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,097 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING TIME FOR US TODAY. 280 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,100 OH, I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, 281 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,936 BUT THE FACULTY KIND OF SCATTERS FOR THE SUMMER. 282 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:06,673 I DROVE MY VAN TO MAINE AND PLANTED BEANS. 283 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,575 LET ME GUESS -- AND KILLED A GIANT. 284 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:09,743 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 285 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,078 CHICKEN! WHAT THE -- JOE! 286 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,346 JOE, COME BACK HERE. 287 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,014 OH, IT'S OKAY. THE CHICKENS WON'T HURT HIM. 288 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,582 THEY'RE USED TO THE KIDS. 289 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,817 CHICKENS ARE PART OF THIS? 290 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,287 WE LIKE TO UTILIZE THE SETTING HERE IN THE HILLS, 291 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,255 MAKE NATURE A PART OF THE EXPERIENCE. 292 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,960 WE SOMETIMES SEE MICE OR RACCOONS OR LITTLE SQUIRRELS. 293 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,628 YOU KNOW THEY GOT TRAPS FOR THOSE KIND OF THINGS. 294 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,463 AY, I LOVE IT. JOE GETS TO RUN AROUND IN THE FRESH AIR. 295 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,767 ERICA, I NEED YOU! 296 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,903 I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 297 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:38,838 WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 298 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,841 SHE'S A LOON, LETTING KIDS CALL HER "ERICA" 299 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:41,975 LIKE THEY'RE POKER BUDDIES. 300 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,976 WE'RE TOO LATE FOR ANYWHERE ELSE. 301 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,979 IF BRUCE WILLIS CAN JUNGLE-GYM HIS WAY 302 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,682 INTO THAT FANCY SCHOOL, THEN I CAN... 303 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,350 I DON'T KNOW -- I CAN CUBBIE MY WAY IN. 304 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,384 THEY HATE THEIR CUBBIES? I'LL MAKE THEM NEW ONES. 305 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,053 CUBBIES ARE NOTHING BUT LITTLE CLOSETS. 306 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:56,056 AY, BUT LOOK AT JOE. HE LOVES IT. 307 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,290 HE'S CHASING AFTER THE CHICKENS. 308 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,459 [ CHICKENS CLUCKING ] [ CHUCKLES ] 309 00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:02,129 HE EVEN CAUGHT ONE. HUH. 310 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,797 [ CHICKEN SQUAWKS ] OH, NO! NO! 311 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,798 [ WINGS FLUTTERING RAPIDLY ] NO, JOE! LET GO! 312 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,466 [ CHICKEN SQUAWKS ] [ GASPS ] 313 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,971 WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO PAY FOR THAT CHICKEN. 314 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,639 [ DOOR OPENS ] MITCHELL, MITCHELL! 315 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,975 LOOK WHO I BUMPED INTO ACCIDENTALLY BY CHANCE. 316 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,208 HEY, STRANGER. 317 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,543 CHARLIE! 318 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,178 AH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PAINTED. 319 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:20,346 I DIDN'T, EITHER. 320 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,414 IT SORT OF STARTED AS A THERAPEUTIC THING, 321 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,350 BUT THEN I JUST REALLY FELL FOR IT. 322 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,019 [ SIGHS ] I ALWAYS WANTED TO PAINT. 323 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,187 DAMN IT! 324 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,520 WHY AM I NOT PAINTING? 325 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,657 WELL, YOU'RE SO BUSY RUNNING YOUR COMPANY. 326 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,993 MAYBE IF YOU HIRED MORE PEOPLE, YOU'D HAVE MORE TIME. 327 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,327 I SLEEP WITH SO MANY ACTRESSES AND MODELS 328 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,998 WHO ARE INTO GUYS WITH JETS AND BOATS AND SKI HOUSES, 329 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,332 BUT I ALWAYS WONDERED, WOULDN'T IT BE MORE SATISFYING 330 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,503 TO SLEEP WITH ACTRESSES AND MODELS WHO ARE INTO ARTISTS? 331 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,005 ANYWAY, YOU WERE SAYING HOW OVERWHELMED YOU WERE AT WORK. 332 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,340 I'M OVERWHELMED BY THIS WORK. 333 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,609 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHAT TO PAINT? 334 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,443 YOU KNOW, I JUST SEE THESE IMAGES IN MY HEAD, 335 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,947 UH, THINGS I WANT TO SEE, PLACES I WANT TO GO, 336 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,448 UH, HOW MUCH PAINT I HAVE LEFT. 337 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,284 UM, SOMETIMES I JUST TAP INTO MY EMOTIONS, 338 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,452 AND I SEE WHERE THAT TAKES ME. 339 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,856 AND -- YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE SENSE OF CONTENTMENT. 340 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,692 IMAGINE HOW MUCH MORE SATISFYING IT WOULD BE 341 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,027 AFTER A GOOD DAY'S WORK. 342 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,360 YOU KNOW, I CAME HERE TO TALK YOU 343 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,797 INTO COMING BACK TO THE COMPANY, 344 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,731 BUT YOU'RE THE MOST AT-PEACE SON OF A BITCH I'VE EVER MET, 345 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,201 AND I HIRED THE DALAI LAMA FOR A POOL PARTY. 346 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,668 HMM. 347 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,272 THANK YOU, COMMANDER. MM-HMM. 348 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,441 I WILL DROP THESE AT THE OFFICE ON THE WAY OUT OF TOWN. 349 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,143 SO, UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE? 350 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,378 YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE. CLAIRE, GET THIS MAN A CUPCAKE. 351 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,213 MM? NO, THANK YOU, MRS. DUNPHY. 352 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,581 [ CHUCKLES ] I'VE GOT TO FIT INTO A WEDDING TUX PRETTY SOON. 353 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,717 ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE. HAPPY MOTORING. 354 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,386 BYE, ANDY. SEE YOU. 355 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,222 WHERE'S HE OFF TO? 356 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,258 UTAH FOR A MONTH TO PLAN HIS WEDDING. 357 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:41,427 I'M KICKING MYSELF. ANDY IS GREAT. 358 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,263 AND IF I HADN'T OPENED MY BIG, FAT MOUTH, 359 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,933 HALEY MIGHT BE WITH HIM RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF WITH DYLAN. 360 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,768 HMM. 361 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,470 WHAT? NOTHING. 362 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,571 CLAIRE? 363 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,505 OH, I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 364 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:57,277 IF ANDY WERE TO FIND OUT THAT HALEY ALMOST -- 365 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,111 NO. WE ARE NOT MEDDLING LIKE THAT. 366 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,815 NO, WE'RE NOT. OF COURSE WE'RE NOT. 367 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,317 BUT YOU MEDDLED WHEN YOU CALLED HALEY 368 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,985 AND TOLD HER THAT ANDY LIKED HER. 369 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,653 THAT'S A FAR CRY FROM TELLING ANDY 370 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,822 HALEY WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM 371 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,158 AND RACED TO THE BEACH TO STOP HIS PROPOSAL. 372 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,491 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 373 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,461 LUKE? 374 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,462 NOPE. 375 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,463 OHH. 376 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,131 I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK YOUR PEN. 377 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,301 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO PLAN MY WEDDING 378 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,802 WITH SOMETHING SO BIG WEIGHING ON MY MIND. 379 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,136 ANDY, I AM REALLY SORRY. 380 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,672 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO HEAR THAT. 381 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,475 DO NOT WORRY. NO BIG DIP! 382 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,475 REALLY? 383 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,476 SURE! 384 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,644 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY, YOU KNOW? 385 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:34,280 'CAUSE HOW CRAZY IS LIFE? 386 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,615 I WAS ALL, "SHOULD I PROPOSE TO BETH? 387 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,649 I HAVE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE ELSE." 388 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,051 MEANTIME, I WAS TALKING ABOUT HALEY. 389 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,888 HALEY APPARENTLY HAD FEELINGS FOR ME, AND I HAD NO CLUE! 390 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:44,057 HOW COULD YOU NOT LAUGH AT SOMETHING LIKE THAT, RIGHT? 391 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,725 [ LAUGHS ] 392 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,894 OH-OH-OH! OHH. 393 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,062 MMM! SO GOOD. 394 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,899 ALL RIGHT. MMM. HAPPY FOURTH. 395 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,868 I AM SO FINE. 396 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,743 HELLO, HELLO! WHERE DO I PUT THIS? 397 00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:05,077 HI. ANYWHERE ON THE COUNTER IS GREAT, THANKS. HI, DAD. 398 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:08,548 [ LAUGHS ] HEY. WHAT'S, UH, "E-OLVE" MEAN? 399 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,216 OH, NO. IT SAYS "EVOLVE." 400 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,320 IT'S ONE OF DYLAN'S DESIGNS. THE NECK IS THE "V." 401 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,355 THERE'S TWO V's. THERE CAN'T BE TWO NECKS. 402 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,024 THEN WHY EVEN DO IT? DON'T MAKE ME DEFEND THIS, DAD. 403 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,491 I AM JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE. 404 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,994 IGNORE HIM. HE'S JUST GRUMPY 405 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,230 BECAUSE JOE STARTS SCHOOL TOMORROW. 406 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,563 WELL, THAT'S HARD WHEN THEY LEAVE THE NEST 407 00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:25,664 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 408 00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,900 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. 409 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,403 ALL I WANTED WAS TO BRIBE MY WAY INTO THAT FANCY SCHOOL 410 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,940 BY MAKING CUBBIES STUFF DIDN'T FALL OUT OF. 411 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:36,375 [ WHIRRING ] 412 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,748 WE CAN'T SAY MORE. LITIGATION IS PENDING. 413 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,884 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S READY FOR MY FAMOUS CHICKEN SALAD? 414 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,253 OH, THANK YOU! 415 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,754 WE NEED THE FOIL BACK. RIGHT. 416 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,756 WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR, van GOGH? 417 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,591 OH, I WAS PAINTING SUNFLOWERS OUTSIDE, 418 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,927 AND I GOT STUNG BY A BEE. 419 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,894 YOU KNOW, I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 420 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,297 FROM THE BEE COMMUNITY? 421 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,865 OH, MY GOODNESS, CLAIRE. THAT'S ONE OF MINE. 422 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,866 YES, IT IS. OH, THAT LOOKS SO GOOD THERE. 423 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,602 RIGHT? I JUST LOVE ALL THE COLORS. IT MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY. 424 00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:04,604 YEAH. 425 00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:06,706 I CALL IT "RAPE OF THE IMMIGRANT." 426 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,075 I THINK WE LEFT THE BROWNIES IN THE CAR. 427 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,409 OH, I'LL GET THOSE. WELL, WAY TO GO, PAL. 428 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,778 [ ALL COMPLIMENTING ] 429 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,380 OKAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 430 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,716 I AM DYING HERE, TRYING TO HOLD DOWN TWO JOBS 431 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,217 WHILE YOU ENABLE A ONCE-PROUD MAN 432 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,120 WHO IS CLEARLY HAVING A TALENT-FREE BREAKDOWN. 433 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,123 YOU KNOW WHY HE REMINDS YOU OF van GOGH? 434 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,456 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S EARNING NOTHING, 435 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,625 AND HE'S LOSING HIS MIND! 436 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,562 HEY, EVERYBODY! GUESS WHO'S BACK?! 437 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,562 WHO? WHO IS BACK? 438 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,630 ANDY. 439 00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:33,966 ANDY! SORRY, IT TOOK ME A SECOND. 440 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,136 NO, I KNOW. I -- I'M PARTING MY HAIR A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY. 441 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,937 YEAH. THAT'S ONE THING THAT'S NEW ABOUT ME. 442 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,008 UH-HUH. SO, BETH LIKES IT THIS WAY. 443 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,442 I-I LOVE IT, LOOKS GREAT. IT LOOKS GREAT. 444 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,110 THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 445 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,113 HI, UNCLE MITCHELL. 446 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,015 HEY! OH, UH -- HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 447 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,518 NOTHING. I-I-I JUST SAID GOODBYE TO SANJAY. 448 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,784 WE BROKE UP. 449 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:53,786 NO. 450 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,953 NO, IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S GREAT. 451 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,124 WE'RE -- WE'RE BOTH GOING TO SCHOOL UNENCUMBERED 452 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,790 AND READY TO FOCUS. 453 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,293 IT'S THE SMART THING TO DO. 454 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,629 WE BOTH FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT. 455 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,962 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU FEEL GOOD. 456 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,298 WELL, YEAH, HE WAS -- HE WAS SADDER THAN I IMAGINED, 457 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,467 SO I'M BEING STRONG FOR THE BOTH OF US, 458 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,302 WHICH HE SAID HE ADMIRES. 459 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,638 I THINK. 460 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,139 IT WAS HARD TO HEAR HIM 461 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,008 WITH ALL THE JOHN LEGEND AND THE SOBBING. 462 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,475 [ SIGHS, GROANS ] 463 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,976 YOU KNOW WHAT? 464 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,479 I RECENTLY WENT THROUGH A VERY HARD TIME, 465 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,447 AND I FOUND SOMETHING THAT REALLY HELPED ME 466 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,448 NAVIGATE MY FEELINGS. 467 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,351 I DON'T WANT TO PAINT. PAINTING. 468 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,854 [ LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 469 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,688 OH, MY GOD, RIGHT? 470 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:31,191 I AM FREAKING OUT. 471 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,192 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT HE HEARD US SAY, DO YOU? 472 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,361 NO, LOTS OF PEOPLE GAIN WEIGHT DURING THEIR ENGAGEMENT. 473 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,528 YOU DID. I WAS PREGNANT. 474 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,697 I'M TRYING, CLAIRE. 475 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,131 I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE WE'RE RESPONSIBLE. 476 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,466 OF COURSE WE'RE RESPONSIBLE. 477 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,802 CLEARLY, ANDY HAS BEEN STUFFING HIS FACE EVER SINCE 478 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,304 HE FOUND OUT THAT HALEY ALMOST STOPPED HIS PROPOSAL. 479 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,373 WHAT? 480 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,040 WE HAVE GOT TO START TALKING IN THE GARAGE. 481 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,376 UH, DYLAN, COULD YOU MAKE ME A PLATE? 482 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,044 IF I CAN MAKE A BONG OUT OF A CARROT, 483 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,812 I THINK I CAN MAKE YOU A PLATE. 484 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,383 YOU TOLD ANDY I TRIED TO STOP HIS PROPOSAL? 485 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,649 NOT ON PURPOSE. 486 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,318 BEFORE HE LEFT FOR UTAH, YOUR FATHER AND I 487 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,188 WERE PRIVATELY DISCUSSING HOW BAD IT WOULD BE 488 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,590 IF HE FOUND OUT, AND ANDY OVERHEARD US. 489 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,592 WHAT DID HE SAY? 490 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,160 HE SAID HE WAS FINE. MM. 491 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,730 BUT...NOW WE'RE NOT SO SURE. 492 00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:12,898 [ LAUGHS ] 493 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,401 [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD. 494 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,568 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S ANDY? MM-HMM. 495 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,270 YOU THINK HE GOT FAT 'CAUSE OF ME? 496 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,038 POSSIBLY. YES. 497 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,508 SHOULD I TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT? 498 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,109 HONEY, THAT HAS TO BE YOUR DECISION. 499 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,010 WE ARE THROUGH MEDDLING IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. 500 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,413 YEAH. THOUGH I WILL SAY HE'S STILL VERY MUCH ENGAGED. 501 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,748 WHEREAS, I WOULD WANT TO KNOW IF HE GOT FAT 502 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,250 BECAUSE HE WAS STILL IN LOVE WITH ME. 503 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,451 AND NOW WE'RE OUT. 504 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,421 SEE, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER? 505 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,422 NO. 506 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,257 DON'T STRESS OUT ABOUT LIGHT 507 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:38,924 AND PERSPECTIVE AND -- AND COLOR. 508 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:42,194 YOU KNOW, JUST LET YOUR PAINTING BE WHAT IT WANTS TO BE. 509 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,631 HOW'S THIS? HERE, LET'S SEE. 510 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,732 WHAT THE HELL? WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD? 511 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,236 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST GOOD AT MOST THINGS. 512 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,238 SO AM I, USUALLY. 513 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,073 WAIT A SECOND. SO IS SANJAY. 514 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,976 I-I-I-I HAVE TO GET TO HIM BEFORE HE LEAVES. 515 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,212 WOW! 516 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,781 YOU'RE REALLY GETTING BETTER. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO INSIDE. 517 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,950 [ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ] 518 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,919 JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, GET DOWN FROM THERE! 519 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,155 YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT. WHAT HAPPENED? 520 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,823 THIS IS WHY HE SHOULDN'T GO TO YOUR COMMUNE. 521 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,991 HE'LL FALL, THOSE HIPPIES WON'T NOTICE, 522 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,826 AND HE'LL BE EATEN ALIVE BY CHICKENS. 523 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,095 I THINK WE HAVE ESTABLISHED 524 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,265 THAT HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF AROUND A CHICKEN. 525 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,101 YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT JOE IS TOUGH. HE'S PART ME. 526 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,604 THAT'S THE SON THAT YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT. 527 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,773 [ GRUNTS ] 528 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,108 I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THAT ONE. 529 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,778 HMM. 530 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:34,947 HOW'S IT GOING? 531 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,784 I GOT A SPLINTER... AND A FEW OTHER ISSUES. 532 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,852 YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, DON'T YOU? 533 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,587 YOU'RE HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS. 534 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,788 OH, MY GOD. 535 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,790 SOME GUYS, IT'S FAST CARS AND WOMEN. 536 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,625 ME, IT WAS GOLF. 537 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,261 YOU, IT'S JUST A LITTLE GAYER. 538 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,298 I KNOW LIKE 10 LESBIANS WHO COULD OUT-GOLF YOU. 539 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,133 THE POINT IS WHEN YOU'RE WOUND AS TIGHT AS WE ARE, 540 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,134 YOU'RE BOUND TO SNAP. 541 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,306 YEAH. YEAH, I-I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING SO HARD FOR SO LONG. 542 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,507 AND NOW THAT I'VE STOPPED, 543 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,974 I'M -- I'M HAVING A HARD TIME STARTING AGAIN. 544 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,211 OH, I GET IT. 545 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:07,012 I TOOK SIX WEEKS OFF ONE SUMMER JUST TO PLAY GOLF. 546 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,115 AND ONE DAY, DURING THE BIG CLUB TOURNAMENT, 547 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,950 I HOOKED A SEVEN-IRON OUT OF BOUNDS. 548 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:14,119 I GOT SO PISSED THAT I WRAPPED THE CLUB AROUND A TREE 549 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,823 AND DROVE THE GOLF CART OFF THE LITTLE BRIDGE INTO THE LAKE. 550 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,159 I'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT THE CLUB PRO SAID TO ME. 551 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,828 "MR. PRITCHETT, YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD GOLFER. 552 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,530 GO BACK TO YOUR DAY JOB." 553 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,531 LOOK... [ SIGHS ] 554 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,366 I KNOW I'M NOT A GOOD PAINTER, DAD. 555 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,369 I -- I WAS JUST HOPING TO FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER 556 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,239 BEFORE GOING BACK TO WORK. 557 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,906 YOU'RE NOT GONNA FEEL BETTER UNTIL YOU GO BACK TO WORK. 558 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,076 MITCHELL, YOU'RE A GREAT LAWYER. 559 00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,377 GO DO THAT. 560 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,547 AND GET A HAIRCUT. OKAY. 561 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,382 HEY. 562 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,483 HEY. 563 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,385 SO, LISTEN, UM, I HEARD THAT YOU FOUND OUT 564 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,019 THAT I WAS AT THE BEACH THAT DAY. 565 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,990 YEAH. 566 00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:54,326 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ME. 567 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,761 WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW. 568 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:56,929 WELL, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW 569 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,330 YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR ME. [ CHUCKLES ] 570 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,932 A LOT OF THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE. 571 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,835 DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME NOW? 572 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,272 HALEY, I'M ENGAGED. 573 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,039 THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER. 574 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:12,378 WHY ARE YOU PICKING NOW TO TALK ABOUT ALL THIS? 575 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,881 BECAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT ALL THIS. 576 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,715 WHAT? MY WEIGHT? 577 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,352 [ SIGHS ] PLEASE. THIS WILL DROP OFF IN A SECOND. 578 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,020 ANDY, DON'T YOU THINK THAT THERE IS A CHANCE 579 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,122 THAT YOU HAVE BEEN EATING 580 00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:24,790 BECAUSE YOU REGRET GETTING ENGAGED TO BETH? 581 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,960 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? BETH IS AMAZING. 582 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,762 BETH IS A PSYCHO WHO TRIED TO LIGHT MY HAIR ON FIRE. 583 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,266 MEANWHILE, DYLAN IS IN THE BACKYARD 584 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,367 TRYING TO MAKE A PLATE OUT OF STICKS. 585 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,636 WELL, AT LEAST HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS AND GOES FOR IT. 586 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,605 THEN I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING THAT WE DIDN'T GET TOGETHER. 587 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:40,906 BEST DECISION I EVER MADE! 588 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,008 SAMESIES! 589 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,479 [ BOTH STOMPING ] 590 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,146 I'M NOT GONNA LIE, PHIL. 591 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,648 I MIGHT NEED TO GET BACK INTO THAT. 592 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,682 YEP. 593 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,557 [ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ] SANJAY! 594 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,057 OH, GOD. I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE AGAIN. 595 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,226 WE DON'T HAVE TO. 596 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,295 WE'RE BASING THIS DECISION ON A STATISTIC. 597 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,297 86% PERCENT OF LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS 598 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,964 END IN FAILURE, CORRECT? OF COURSE "CORRECT." 599 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,133 YOU'D NEVER MISQUOTE A STATISTIC. 600 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,134 AND NEITHER WOULD YOU. 601 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,234 WHEN HAVE WE EVER BEEN 602 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,637 IN THE BOTTOM 86th PERCENTILE OF ANYTHING? 603 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,740 NEVER. I'D KILL MYSELF. WE'RE IN THE TOP 1%. 604 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,777 EXACTLY. I LEARNED HOW TO PAINT IN AN AFTERNOON. 605 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,346 LAST NIGHT, I DEVELOPED AN APP TO FEED MY FISH FROM COLLEGE. 606 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:24,250 IF ANYONE CAN MAKE THIS WORK, IT'S YOU AND ME. 607 00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,417 GOD, I LOVE NUMBERS. 608 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:29,020 I LOVE NUMBERS, TOO.