1 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,504 There you go. A nice Yummy breakfast. 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,576 Hey, where's the little leprechaun? 3 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,510 Oh, I think he's still getting dressed. 4 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,314 No, on the box. This isn't our normal cereal. 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,483 Well, because this is the store brand, 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,484 but (crunches) it's delicious. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:21,189 Okay, guess what. I just got an offer to handle a case. 8 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,190 Good, because I think this cereal is mostly sawdust. 9 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:26,527 It is great, it's just there's, um...slight complication. 10 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,361 It's for Closets, Closets... 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:29,696 I don't like where this is going. ...Closets... 12 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,998 Don't say it. ...Closets (gasps) 13 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,500 What did you think the last word might be? 14 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,402 Mitchell, you can't work for your father's rival. 15 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,737 Hey, wait. Why does Grandpa have a rival? 16 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,573 Oh, who knows? Betrayal. 17 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,040 Because 30 years ago, 18 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,277 your grandfather's business partner 19 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:46,447 and best friend, Earl Chambers, 20 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,515 stole his Rolodex with all of his clients 21 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:51,252 and started his own company on a day that is now known 22 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:52,619 as Black Wednesday Afternoon. 23 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:54,222 Nobody calls it that. 24 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,356 Look, I know that there's some history there, 25 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,524 but can't we all just move on? 26 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:58,725 Your father hasn't. 27 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,360 He still crank calls Earl every year 28 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,762 on the anniversary of the day 29 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,132 that is now known as Black Wednesday Afternoon. 30 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,533 I really need this job. 31 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,067 At least tell your dad first 32 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,436 and spare him the pain I felt 33 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,103 when I found out you were still 34 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,638 getting your hair cut at Miguel's. 35 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,240 Wait, what did Miguel do to you again? 36 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,275 He recommended a shampoo for thinning hair, Mitchell. 37 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:20,313 Maybe we can use this to fix the loose tile in the bathroom. 38 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:23,283 ** 39 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,563 Hey, Mr. Dunphy, can we have just a moment of your time? 40 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,667 Come on, now. How long have we known each other? 41 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,801 We should be on a first-name basis. 42 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,271 Better yet, a nickname basis, Vitamin D. 43 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,673 Glad to hear you say that, 44 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,408 'cause, um, we have a favor to ask you. 45 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,542 You know how Dyl-- 46 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,579 Vitamin D has his own t-shirt business? 47 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,481 Oh, I should've seen this coming. 48 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,349 Um...yes, I will model for you, 49 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,618 but I'm gonna need to own the negatives. 50 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,753 Okay, great. 51 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,254 Also, we were kind of hoping 52 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,822 that Dylan could stay in the basement 53 00:02:02,855 --> 00:02:04,325 with me for a little while. 54 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,493 Oh. He's trying to save up 55 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,596 to build inventory, and rent is killing him. 56 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,463 It feels like they're asking for money, 57 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,599 like, every six weeks. 58 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,866 I don't know, guys. 59 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,703 Moving in together, that's a big step. 60 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,837 It's just for a little while. 61 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,639 Please? 62 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,675 (chuckles) I guess if your mom's okay with it, 63 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,176 I'm okay with it. 64 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,812 Oh, um, and could you ask her for us? 65 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,147 I'll give it a shot, but it'll be the second thing 66 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,150 I've talked her into this morning, 67 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:33,387 and it'll be a lot trickier now that she's fully awake. 68 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,622 Hey, hon. Do you have a minute? 69 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,324 Just. I can't be late to work. 70 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,860 We are unveiling a new closet today -- The Trulhatten. 71 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,861 It's Swedish, it's cheap, it's modern. 72 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,131 We're gonna grab Ikea by the meatballs. 73 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:47,367 Listen, I was talking to Haley and Dylan -- Ugh. 74 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,703 They want to know if he can stay in the basement for a few weeks. 75 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,506 Oh, Phil, I think that's a bad idea. 76 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,641 They're adults, and Dylan really has been 77 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,810 getting his act together. This doesn't bother you? 78 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,478 I don't enjoy having to get your approval 79 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,913 for everything, but that's the deal I made. 80 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:04,485 Haley and Dylan in her bedroom. 81 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,387 They're doing what they're doing. 82 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,155 I say we be evolved about it. 83 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,657 Fine. 84 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,925 If you're really okay with our precious daughter 85 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,328 shacking up with her ne'er-do-well boyfriend, 86 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,763 so be it. 87 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:18,198 I just don't want them sneaking around like we had to. 88 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,668 The scariest moment of my life was that pantsless conversation 89 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,536 I had with your dad through the Dutch door. 90 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,606 (Skype ringing) 91 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,509 How lazy are you? 92 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,111 If you want to talk to us, just come downstairs. 93 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,747 Luke, I'm at college. I don't even live there anymore. 94 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,683 And.. you have been missed. 95 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,385 Whatever. I'll try mom in the car. 96 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,288 I really need to talk to her about something. 97 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,588 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 98 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,456 (chuckles) I'm here for you. 99 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,525 What's wrong? 100 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,526 Well, okay. It's Sanjay. 101 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,929 I feel like he's been avoiding me. 102 00:03:48,961 --> 00:03:50,531 Whoa. 103 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,432 I know. He's been really distant. 104 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,866 Uh, tell me all about it. 105 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,735 And don't worry. Take all the time you need. 106 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:59,539 Well (sighs) he never really texts me back anymore. 107 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,308 Maybe I should confront him about it? 108 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,311 Yes! Do it! 109 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,711 Yeah. You know what? You are right. 110 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,479 I'm totally going to call him right now, 111 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:08,382 and I'm going to tell him he can't treat me this way. 112 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,717 No, no, no. No, no, please don't. 113 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,985 Fine, whatever. I get it. I'll give him some more space. 114 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,388 You could practice right now 115 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,455 and take a scootch to your right. 116 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,389 What? 117 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,658 Who are you talking to? 118 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,627 Oh! 119 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,329 My brother. 120 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,829 He's cute. Mm. 121 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,163 Hi, Alex's brother. 122 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,733 (deep voice) Hey. I'm Luke. 123 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,800 Who are you? 124 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,336 Ugh. Brie. 125 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,170 (chuckles) I live down the hall. 126 00:04:30,202 --> 00:04:31,504 Just borrowing a dress. Thanks, Alex. Mm. 127 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,507 Bye. Bye, Luke. 128 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,807 I-I lift weights! (beep) 129 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,909 (cellphone rings, beeps) Hey, what's up? 130 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,413 Manny, you and I are going to college. 131 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,747 You sure are, buddy. 132 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,615 Who cares what that guidance counselor said? 133 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,651 Look, there's a girl in my sister's dorm 134 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:45,918 who's super into me, 135 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,687 and she's got a hot roommate for you. 136 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,856 How hot? Use your imagination. 137 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,692 Holy cow. 138 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,526 I guess it would help take my mind off of Carly. 139 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,961 Should we talk about what color ties 140 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,596 we're gonna wear so we don't clash? 141 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,865 Click. (beep) 142 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,600 GLORIA: Manny. 143 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,470 So, who is this Carly? 144 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,271 Carly Stevenson. She's my cheerleader, 145 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:06,273 but I don't think she's too happy about it. 146 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,341 What do you mean that she's your cheerleader? 147 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,709 It's a football tradition. 148 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,379 They pair each player with a cheerleader, 149 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:12,946 and then they're supposed to decorate the locker, 150 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,449 bake them cookies, wear their hair the way he likes it. 151 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,451 It's fun for everybody. 152 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,387 Yesterday, all the other players' lockers 153 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,653 looked like Mardi Gras floats. 154 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:21,721 My locker, nothing. 155 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:23,322 Maybe your Carly's busy, 156 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,459 but I'm sure she's gonna do something nice for you. 157 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,793 (doorbell rings) 158 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,995 I remember my cheerleader, Donna Deritzio. 159 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:31,298 She got busy and did something nice for me, 160 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,733 if you catch my meaning. 161 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,370 Oh! Mitchell. You're the first to arrive. 162 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,004 Come on, I'll make you a drink. 163 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,340 No, dad. I'm not here for a party. 164 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,475 Oh, good. I thought I forgot someone's birthday again. 165 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,845 Listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. 166 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,646 Um, I got an offer to handle a case, 167 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,716 but I'm a little worried about who it's for. 168 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,983 What's the matter now? Killing whales? 169 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,985 Drilling for oil? Child labor? 170 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,021 'Cause let me tell you something. 171 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,524 I had a paper route when I was 7 years old, 172 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,824 and you know what it gave me? 173 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,026 A work ethic and a right arm like Popeye. 174 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,595 No, dad, it -- 175 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,930 I'd be working for Closets, Closets, Closets -- 176 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,064 Next word better not be closets. 177 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,533 Of course it's Closets! 178 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,334 Now I'm confused. 179 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,002 Are you talking about Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets, 180 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,538 or Of Course It's Closets? 181 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,939 'Cause Roy Carson's a straight shooter, 182 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,408 and poor guy has a son who's not quite right. 183 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,076 Are you really making me say this again? 184 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:17,845 It's Closets, Closets -- 185 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,045 you're not working for that 186 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,613 Rolodex-stealin Earl Chambers! 187 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:21,848 It's just short term, a few weeks. 188 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:22,750 You know why he's doing this?! 189 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,283 Because I'm a good lawyer 190 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,853 who handled a similar case for you last year. 191 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,620 He's doing this to mess with me! 192 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:28,956 I was referred by another lawyer. 193 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,524 I doubt Earl even knows about it. 194 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,692 That Rolodex was full of A-list clients. 195 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,963 Your Erik Estradas, your Fran Tarkentons, your Leslie Uggums. 196 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,064 I'm sorry, are these real names? What about that probate? 197 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,632 Who did you mess that up? Client's dead. 198 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:40,901 Okay, this is crazy. 199 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:43,069 Why am I worried about your feelings 200 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,805 when you obviously have no concern for mine? 201 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:48,442 Y-- (snaps fingers) I'm taking that job. 202 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,976 It's like a Hatfield working for a McCoy. 203 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:51,711 If a Hatfield ever worked for a McCoy, 204 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,880 maybe it would've ended that ridiculous family feud. 205 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,415 Richard Dawson! 206 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,417 Also in the Rolodex! Also in the Rolodex! 207 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,391 Haley, did you take my phone charger again? 208 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,959 HALEY: What? 209 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,497 Do you have my charger?! 210 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:11,130 I can't hear you. Just text me. 211 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:12,733 I wish I could! 212 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,468 I really need you to get your own charger, honey. 213 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,004 Oh, you're both in the bed together. 214 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,639 Dad, it's fine. Yeah. 215 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,507 Our room is your room, Philibuster. 216 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,908 Thank you, Dylan. 217 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,646 Uh, anyway, just, uh, looking for my charger. 218 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,680 Oh. Sorry, Dad, it's not here. 219 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:31,752 Guess I'll just get used to not having any power. 220 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,120 (door closes) 221 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,456 Carly? 222 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:40,360 Carly? 223 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,427 Carly? Yeah? 224 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,930 I thought so. Who are you? 225 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,031 I am Manny's mother, and I want to know why 226 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:47,701 you haven't done a better job at decorating his locker. 227 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,637 Because it's a stupid sexist tradition. 228 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,704 Why don't the players decorate our lockers? 229 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:54,007 That's a very good question you should have asked yourself 230 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,543 before becoming a cheerleader. 231 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:57,677 Here. 232 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,446 Buy yourself something pretty 233 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,949 (angrily) and put it on my son's locker. 234 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,050 Mrs. Delgado-Pritchett, 235 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,519 may I please see you in my office? 236 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,153 Okay, I want a new cheerleader for Manny. 237 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,523 Give me this yearbook and I'm gonna pick one for him. 238 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,524 No. Even if I did think that was a good idea, 239 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,860 I'm not gonna abuse my position of power in the school. 240 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,995 You share an office with a tetherball. 241 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:18,197 You have to just let nature take its course, 242 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:21,000 just like this webcam I've been watching. 243 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,870 It's a live stream of wild otters. 244 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,139 I forget, is it the small hairy men 245 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,875 or the tall not hairy men? 246 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,810 Small hairy, but these are actual otters. Look. 247 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,548 See, this mama otter just gave birth to twins. 248 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,515 Now, the little one, he's struggling, 249 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,518 but do you see the mama doting on him? 250 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,986 No, you do not. 251 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,822 Well, if you ask me, she's being a terrible mother. 252 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,057 She should be filling him with confidence 253 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,860 and fish like I do to Manny. 254 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:50,663 High school is difficult. It's part of the experience. 255 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,700 And that's not a bad thing. 256 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,902 Learning how to handle disappointment 257 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,503 and overcoming adversity, 258 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,139 that's part of the reason I am where I am today. 259 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,543 Chuck, no. No, no, no. There's no more room in here. 260 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:05,946 I beg you, please! 261 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,849 Conference room is down there. 262 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,017 Oh, very nice. 263 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,719 This is Mr. Chambers' office. 264 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,687 Oh, he's in. Let me introduce you. 265 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,923 Earl, am I bothering you? 266 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,024 Nothing's bothering me. I'm gonna be in Time magazine. 267 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,692 Closet Time. Shut up. 268 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,427 This is the attorney... Okay. All right, all right. 269 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,196 ...handling the Fowler case, Mitchell... 270 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,264 Just call me Mitchell. ...Pritchett. 271 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,033 (stammers) Pritchett? 272 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,768 Mitch Pritchett. 273 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,702 Son of that son of a bitch Jay Pritchett? 274 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:33,572 Reporting for duty. Don't bother unpacking that briefcase. 275 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,275 I cannot have a Pritchett hanging around here. 276 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:38,745 I got too much sensitive information 277 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,213 your dad would love to get his hands on. 278 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,051 That was a takeout menu. I don't want that man to know where I eat. 279 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,118 (camera shutter clicks) 280 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,720 I'm just here to do a job. 281 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:47,955 I don't care what happened 282 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,722 between you and my dad 30 years ago. 283 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,091 Has it really been that long? 284 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,226 I was little when the whole thing started. 285 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,995 I used to call you Uncle Earl. 286 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,966 I remember that. You were a cute kid. 287 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:02,168 Hey, did you ever solve that Rubik's Cube? 288 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,302 I got three sides. 289 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,038 Not bad. 290 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,174 What the hell? You can stay. 291 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:10,844 Maybe you working here can be the beginning 292 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,346 of a new chapter between our two families. 293 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:17,017 I'll tell you what, you tell your dad 294 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,787 if he wants to bury the hatchet, dinner's on me. 295 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,854 Oh, really? 296 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:21,754 Absolutely. 297 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:22,990 Oh. 298 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,924 (camera shutter clicks) Okay. 299 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,626 I just wish my dad was as reasonable as you. 300 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,129 Thank you very much. Now get out of here. 301 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,597 I got to get my cover shot. 302 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,299 You're not on the cover. Shut up! 303 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,004 What are you two doing here? 304 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,105 Reaching out to a family member in distress. 305 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,841 You sounded pretty upset yesterday 306 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,009 So, you drove all the way down here? 307 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,043 That's so sweet. 308 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,177 Hey, we're here for you. 309 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,947 How are you feeling? What's new? 310 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,648 Where's your friend Brie's room? 311 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,950 Ugh. Down the hall to the left. 312 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:50,951 Just go. 313 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,284 Do you have a steam iron? 314 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,687 Because I would love to give this blazer a -- 315 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,988 Ugh 316 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,057 Hi, honey. Hey. 317 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,126 Sorry I'm so late. Work was so crazy today. 318 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,628 From the moment I got there, 319 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,230 it was just one problem after another. 320 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,663 But all just closet stuff, right? 321 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,133 Yeah. Listen. 322 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,368 I want to apologize about the whole Dylan thing. 323 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,971 Um...I wasn't taking your feelings into consideration. 324 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,974 I know how uncomfortable you are 325 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,308 with him sleeping in Haley's room, so... 326 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,044 I think we should reconsider. 327 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,312 Really? 328 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,048 Hey. Look at me. 329 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,984 This is as much your house as it is mine. 330 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,217 I know that. 331 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,788 Let's go kick him out. 332 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,892 Hey, guys. Can we talk for a second? 333 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,659 What's up? Actually, let's sit down. 334 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,163 There's something pretty important we need to discuss. 335 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,397 Okay, whoa. 336 00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:39,732 This is exactly how it started out 337 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,434 when I found out my father wasn't really in space. 338 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:48,274 Anyway, um, after some careful consideration... 339 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,876 Mm-hmm. 340 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:50,911 ...your mother has something to say. 341 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,211 Claire, you're up. 342 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,712 CLAIRE: That was the moment I realized 343 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,849 Phil wanted me to kick Dylan out 344 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,384 so he could be the cool one. 345 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,186 Well, I can be cool, too. 346 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,788 I'm cooler than cool. I'm frigid. 347 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,023 Mom, what is it? 348 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,356 We were thinking 349 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,860 about having pizza for dinner. 350 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,860 Whoa! 351 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,196 Mm-hmm. Claire. 352 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,898 I know we had it a couple of days ago, 353 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,231 but I'm too tired to cook. Hmm. 354 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,732 I'm gonna go change my clothes. 355 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:17,370 Claire, um...honey. (clears throat) 356 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,705 That was weird. 357 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,873 You know what's weird? 358 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,740 Thinking your dad's on the moon, 359 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,811 then seeing him working at the mall. 360 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,145 Claire, what was that? 361 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:27,780 I thought we were giving Dylan the boot. 362 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,149 Yeah, but then I suddenly realized 363 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,717 I'm being so unfair. 364 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,452 You like having Dylan here. 365 00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:34,888 Yeah, but -- 366 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,222 Honey, look at me. 367 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,058 This is as much your house as mine. 368 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,062 It is? Now go order the pizza. 369 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,932 It's getting late and those two are heading off to bed soon. 370 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,102 Oh, hey, Mitchell, you're in luck. 371 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,304 There's room for another knife in my back. 372 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,240 I just came here to tell you to your face 373 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,475 that you're wrong about Earl. 374 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,809 He is not that bad a guy. 375 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,411 I've seen him eat a panda steak. 376 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,279 He is a little rough around the edges, 377 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,315 but, look, he wants the rivalry to end. 378 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,450 Never! 379 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,951 You know, he's not the problem. 380 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,953 You are. You. 381 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,989 So blinded by pettiness. 382 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,091 You can't even see when a man's extending an Olive branch, 383 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,192 and -- oh, my God. What? 384 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,794 I just realized there are two sides to every story, 385 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,330 and who am I to discount yours? 386 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,167 We should go inside and we should -- (horn honking) 387 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,873 You were saying? 388 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,374 Nothing. I'm never saying anything ever again. 389 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,384 Gloria? 390 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,385 No. 391 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,888 Gloria. 392 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,221 Yes 393 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:45,192 Streamers, twinkle lights. 394 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,126 "Sexy Manny"? 395 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,528 I hope there's a number to a good therapist in here. 396 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,030 I don't have time for this. 397 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,799 (gasps) 398 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,834 What is this? 399 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,969 Well, well, well. 400 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,470 Would you look at that? 401 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,405 I said to leave things alone, and what do you know? 402 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,908 The cheerleader came through, so apology accepted. 403 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,243 What are you talking about? 404 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,011 She did this because I scared her. 405 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,913 Well, whether we were both right or just me, 406 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,149 the point is things worked themselves out, 407 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,018 so I think we can go home. 408 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,318 (chuckles) 409 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,421 (gasps) Carly, hello. 410 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,590 Thank you so much for doing such a great job on Manny's locker. 411 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,857 I haven't decorated it yet. 412 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,393 What? But then who would -- 413 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,062 well, I guess we'll never (chuckling) know, so... 414 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,032 Cameron. 415 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,832 Okay, fine, I did it. 416 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,402 What happened with letting mother nature take its course 417 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,203 like the otters in your computer? 418 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,773 The little one's dead. What? 419 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,442 The mother, she did nothing while an eagle pecked it apart. 420 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,177 Nature is cruel. Ah. 421 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,778 You decorated Manny's locker? 422 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,447 I decorated eight of them. 423 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,381 This tradition's on fumes. 424 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:44,884 All right. 425 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,919 So, this is it, huh? 426 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,520 The rat's nest. 427 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,459 Well, well, well, aloha, Jack Lord. 428 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,860 I remember you from my Rolodex. 429 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,596 I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe I fell for it. 430 00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:59,365 Well, at least you finally realized 431 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,067 this is not some silly rivalry. 432 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,470 Now let me get at his cigars so I can drag my deal across it. 433 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,903 Okay, I have to say, 434 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,438 the Scotch is starting to wear off 435 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,207 and I'm having second thoughts about this plan, dad. 436 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,375 What's there to think about? 437 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,576 You take a picture of me 438 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,044 dragging my deal across the cigars, 439 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,245 we give him enough time to smoke them, 440 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,480 and we send the photo to Earl. 441 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,082 First of all, Earl will then 442 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,085 have a picture of you with your pants down, 443 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,552 and I'll have that same picture 444 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,421 in my brain for the rest of my life. 445 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,956 Suddenly you're squeamish about seeing another man's deal? 446 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,591 The man made a fool of you, Mitchell! 447 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,994 You're right. I'm overthinking it. 448 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,327 Whip it out. 449 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,263 Keep your deal in your pants, Pritchett! 450 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,898 Okay, does everybody call it a deal? 451 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,399 How have I never heard of this? 452 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,302 You've gone too far this time, Earl. 453 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,970 Bringing my family into this. 454 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,005 Yeah. How could you? I trusted you. 455 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,907 I defended you to my father, 456 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,009 and you made me look like a fool! 457 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,611 And all for what? Closets. 458 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,081 You mean the place that people start each day, 459 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,615 choosing an outfit that gives them 460 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,584 the confidence to achieve their dreams? 461 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,586 Or that magical space that turns a bonus room 462 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,323 into a bedroom and a house into a home? 463 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,924 Thanks to cheap materials, 464 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,260 your closets turn a house into a fire trap! 465 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,428 We pleaded no contest. 466 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,431 That is not an admission of guilt. 467 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,597 I'm doing it. I'm taking my deal out. 468 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,100 The hell you are! Get! Get! 469 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,370 (both grunting) 470 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,173 I'll crush your skull like an egg! 471 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,042 (both yelling) 472 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,110 And they say by the end of the semester, 473 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,111 we'll know how to sequence a genome. 474 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,114 I don't know about genomes, 475 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,615 but on my father's side of the family, 476 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,384 we do have a garden gnome. 477 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,320 He uses a mushroom as an umbrella. 478 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,355 (chuckles) 479 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,291 Manny, you're up. 480 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,393 Can I just say it's so amazing 481 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,195 spending some time with you two. 482 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,629 I am so sick of superficial, 483 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,067 self-absorbed high-school girls. 484 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,501 Oh, my God, I hated high-school girls. 485 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,071 The worst are cheerleaders. 486 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,472 They used to make fun of me behind my back brace. 487 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,408 Well, brace yourself for this. 488 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,677 You look hot now. 489 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,246 Manny, you're up. 490 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,682 Forgive my friend. 491 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,051 It's just that you two are so beautiful, 492 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,351 it's a little intimidating. 493 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,155 Okay. 494 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,990 College isn't going the way we thought. 495 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,992 Neither of us has kissed a guy since we got here. 496 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,229 So... 497 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,163 You mean us? 498 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,663 Yeah. Now? 499 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,665 In accordance with campus regulations, 500 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,000 you have our consent. 501 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,269 Yes! 502 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,538 Thank you. I'll be right back. 503 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,607 (door opens) 504 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,576 Gum, gum, gum. I need gum. 505 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,244 I don't have any. 506 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,185 (gasps) Thanks. 507 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,154 I finally got through to Sanjay. 508 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,960 Um...sounds personal. 509 00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,694 I don't want to stick my nose into your -- 510 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,463 He broke up with me. 511 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,700 He's seeing someone else. 512 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:52,572 Um, you probably want to be alone right now. 513 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,273 (voice breaking) I am alone. 514 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,544 (sighs) 515 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,445 Hey. 516 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,646 Come on. 517 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,648 You'll be okay. 518 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,416 (sniffling) 519 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,986 That's, uh... 520 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,721 That's really all I got. 521 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,088 (door opens) 522 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,391 Luke, hurry up. 523 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,558 They're starting to come to their senses. 524 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,426 Go. It's fine. 525 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,601 I'm gonna stay with Alex. 526 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,336 Is there anything I can do? 527 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,738 I don't think so. 528 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,374 Okay, pray for me. 529 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,179 Well, there you are. 530 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,614 Didn't quite work out like we planned, 531 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,816 but I did get that staple in his head. 532 00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:39,152 You have to understand I did it for the right reasons. 533 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,752 I was -- I was just looking out for my family, 534 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,190 but... you're my family, too. 535 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,723 You know what the best part of tonight was? 536 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,826 It wasn't just me against Earl. 537 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,695 It was us against him. 538 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,762 I liked that. 539 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,598 I did too. Yeah. 540 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,502 And I promise I will never side with anyone else ever again. 541 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,836 Unless, of course, you're wrong, 542 00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,605 'cause I still do have my principles. 543 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,807 (chuckling) okay. 544 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,275 Just get out of the car. 545 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,612 First I have to give you this. 546 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,646 It's my old Rolodex! Yeah. 547 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,182 I stole it out of his office. 548 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,482 But how? When? 549 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,285 You guys were rolling around under that desk 550 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,685 for about 10 minutes. 551 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,288 After I grabbed it, I had time to return some e-mails. 552 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,289 Thank you for this. 553 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,724 It's a huge deal. 554 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,628 That word's kind of tainted for me now, so... 555 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,130 (both giggling) 556 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,498 You guys cold? I can turn up the heat, 557 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,165 get you out from underneath that blanket. 558 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,335 We're good, L.A.P.D. 559 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,868 (chuckles) (laughs) 560 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:33,306 As bad as I wanted Dylan out, I wasn't gonna flinch. 561 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,807 Phil needed to do it. 562 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,509 He needed to be as tough as that eagle on the Internet. 563 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,480 Dumb otter never saw it coming. 564 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,481 Oh, stop! That tickles! 565 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,415 Uh! 566 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,517 You all right, Phil? 567 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,817 Yeah, just enjoying the movie. 568 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,686 Oh, you are? It's not even scary. 569 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,423 Like, that is the lamest sea monster I've ever seen. 570 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,491 That's 'cause you can see it. 571 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,261 It is way scarier if you can only imagine 572 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,596 what's going on beneath the surface. 573 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,830 (laughing) Aah! That's it! 574 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,165 I'm done! Oh! 575 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,433 Haley, Dylan, 576 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,835 this little living arrangement of yours, 577 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,337 it's not working out and it's about to change. 578 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,740 Dad, why are you freaking out? Because I'm your father 579 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,442 and I can't have the two of you sleeping together 580 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,877 in the same room like it's no big deal. 581 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,513 So, from now on, you're gonna show me the respect I deserve 582 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,882 and sneak around behind my back. 583 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,250 Do what, now? 584 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,218 I don't understand. Starting tonight, 585 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,452 you're sleeping in Alex's room, 586 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:21,854 and if there's any monkey business, 587 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,256 better happen after I'm asleep. 588 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,523 Are you serious?! 589 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,358 I'm okay with that. Me too. 590 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,594 I'm not okay with that. 591 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,429 I'm not okay with any of that. 592 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,864 Haley, you need to start focusing on your job. 593 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,865 Dylan you're moving out tomorrow. 594 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,801 End of discussion! 595 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,869 Sorry. I'm not the cool mom. 596 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,939 CLAIRE: Not the cool mom. 597 00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,775 Hey, guys, I tried. (chuckles) 598 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,576 (sighs) 599 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,511 Thanks. 600 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,787 ** 601 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,303 (screams) 602 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,270 (screams) (screams) 603 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,573 What are you doing in my bed?! 604 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,973 Waiting for your dad to fall asleep. 605 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,276 What is going on in here?! 606 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,778 Alex, why are you home? 607 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:21,513 (voice breaking) Sanjay broke up with me. 608 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,281 Aww. Ohh. 609 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,416 Sweetheart. 610 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,484 Everything will be fine. 611 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,386 Just go sleep with Haley.