1 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:05,048 OKAY, WHO WOULD HATE TO MISS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME 2 00:00:05,091 --> 00:00:07,485 BY NOT HELPING ME BUILD A DUCK VILLAGE TODAY? 3 00:00:07,528 --> 00:00:08,964 THAT WAS SOME TRICKY WORDING. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,140 THAT'S HOW HE GETS US. 5 00:00:10,183 --> 00:00:13,143 I GOT IT -- I WOULD NOT HATE TO MISS 6 00:00:13,186 --> 00:00:17,277 THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME BY NOT HELPING YOU. 7 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:18,278 BUT ONLY 'CAUSE I HAVE WORK. 8 00:00:18,321 --> 00:00:20,193 I'VE GOT A DRIVING LESSON. 9 00:00:20,236 --> 00:00:21,934 UH, SOMETHING. 10 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,893 HONEY, YOU FOUND THOSE EGGS WEEKS AGO, 11 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:26,068 AND THEY STILL HAVEN'T HATCHED. 12 00:00:26,112 --> 00:00:28,202 SHOULD YOU PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE POSSIBILITY 13 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,333 THAT THEY MIGHT BE... 14 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,117 ALLIGATORS? 15 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,683 -DEAD. -WHAT?! 16 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,338 CAN YOU BELIEVE YOUR SISTER? 17 00:00:34,381 --> 00:00:35,905 YEAH, I DO. THEY'RE DEAD. 18 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,515 THE ONLY THING THAT'S DEAD IN THIS KITCHEN 19 00:00:37,558 --> 00:00:39,343 IS YOUR CHILDLIKE SENSE OF WONDER. 20 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:40,865 MORNING, DUNPHYS. 21 00:00:40,909 --> 00:00:42,780 OH, STILL NO DUCKS, HUH? 22 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:44,869 FASCINATING CREATURES. I JUST READ A BOOK ABOUT THEM. 23 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:45,871 YOU DID? 24 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:47,220 YES, MOM. DYLAN READS. 25 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:48,786 IT WAS MY NEPHEW'S BOOK. 26 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:50,093 IT WAS ABOUT A DUCK AND A PENGUIN 27 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,703 WHO GO ON VACATION TOGETHER. 28 00:00:51,746 --> 00:00:53,444 YOU COULD TOUCH THE DUCK'S FUZZ. 29 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,359 BLOOP-BLOOP! 30 00:00:55,402 --> 00:00:57,360 THAT'S THE SOUND SHE MAKES WHEN SHE WANTS ME TO FAST-FORWARD. 31 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:58,710 I FEEL YOU, MONEY. 32 00:00:58,753 --> 00:01:00,798 CLAIRE DOES THE SAME THING TO ME. 33 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,278 I THINK IT STARTED WHEN I WAS INVENTING THAT NEW DENTAL FLOSS. 34 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:03,801 BLOOP-BLOOP-BLOOP-BLOOP! 35 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,239 SO, THE BOOK SAID DUCKLINGS IMPRINT ON THEIR MOM 36 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:07,893 AS SOON AS THEY'RE BORN. 37 00:01:07,936 --> 00:01:10,287 THEIR BRAINS ARE SO SMALL, THEY JUST LATCH ON TO SOMETHING 38 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:13,159 AND FOLLOW IT AROUND AS A WAY TO FIND FOOD. 39 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:14,335 YUM. 40 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,771 SO, DYLAN, I'M BUILDING A DUCK VILLAGE LATER. 41 00:01:16,814 --> 00:01:18,382 -YOU WANT TO HELP? -WHOA, WHOA. 42 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,557 THAT'S SOME TRICKY WORDING ON THAT QUESTION. 43 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:22,256 HE'D LOVE TO, BUT HE'S STILL -- 44 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,299 [ CRACKLING ] 45 00:01:23,343 --> 00:01:25,388 IT'S TIME! BOIL SOME TOWELS! 46 00:01:25,432 --> 00:01:28,566 EVERY TIME I HAVE AN EGG? REALLY? 47 00:01:28,609 --> 00:01:31,917 --Captions by VITAC-- 48 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,920 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 49 00:01:34,963 --> 00:01:37,575 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 50 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:40,664 ♪♪ 51 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:42,319 TUCKER GOES DEEP! 52 00:01:42,362 --> 00:01:43,799 WATCH IT. 53 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:45,278 CAM! 54 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,628 HUT, HUT, HUT! MUNCH, YOU OPEN? 55 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:47,846 [ Deep voice ] OH, HE'S OPEN! 56 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,543 RIGHT THERE! THERE IT IS! BOOM! 57 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,980 [ LAUGHS ][ CLAPPING ] 58 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,287 WE HAVE BEEN RENTING THE UPSTAIRS UNIT 59 00:01:53,329 --> 00:01:55,418 TO SOME FRAT BOYS FROM CAM'S OLD COLLEGE. 60 00:01:55,462 --> 00:01:57,159 THEY'RE HERE FOR SOME BIG GAME 61 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,293 AND TO TRY AND GET ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT." 62 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:00,858 UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, 63 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:03,819 IT HAS BROUGHT OUT CAM'S "BROMOSEXUAL" SIDE. 64 00:02:03,861 --> 00:02:05,602 -EPIC THROW, BRO. -YEAH! 65 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,343 ACTUALLY, THAT IS A CASHMERE THROW, 66 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,824 WHICH NOW HAS A FOOTPRINT ON IT. 67 00:02:08,866 --> 00:02:10,564 DUDES, BEER PONG! 68 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:11,870 PONG, PONG, PONG! 69 00:02:11,913 --> 00:02:13,306 BEERS ARE IN THE FRIDGE, BROS. 70 00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:15,003 FRIDGE, FRIDGE, FRIDGE, FRIDGE! 71 00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:16,310 -NO, HANG ON, BRO. -[ Normal voice ] WHAT'S UP, SWEETIE? 72 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,441 OH, LOOK WHO'S BACK. 73 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:20,313 UM, SO I SEE THAT YOU INVITED YOUR FRIENDS AGAIN TODAY. 74 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:22,576 YEAH, AREN'T THEY FUN? AND HOW CUTE IS JACE? 75 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,056 WE HELD HANDS EARLIER. 76 00:02:24,099 --> 00:02:25,231 WE WERE ARM WRESTLING, BUT IT STILL COUNTS. 77 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,407 -UH-HUH. -WE FOUND THE FRIDGE! 78 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:27,625 YO, YOU DID! 79 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,453 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 80 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,671 That's Jace. 81 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,413 HOW MANY S's IN "JACE"? I HEARD 12. 82 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,545 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE OUR GUESTS FEEL COMFORTABLE. 83 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,329 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS! 84 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:38,200 WHY IS DADDY TALKING LIKE THAT? 85 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,159 SHE CRAZY. 86 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:42,858 [ SIGHS ] 87 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:45,033 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV] 88 00:02:45,076 --> 00:02:47,210 [ SIGHS ] 89 00:02:47,253 --> 00:02:49,343 -[ SIGHS ] -AY, WHAT IS IT?! 90 00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:50,996 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN SOMETHING'S WRONG. 91 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:52,650 WHAT IS HER NAME? 92 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,305 CHELSEA, THE PRETTIEST BARISTA WHO'S EVER SERVED ME 93 00:02:55,348 --> 00:02:57,088 A DOUBLE-SHOT HALF-CAFF CARAMEL MACCHIATO 94 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,481 WITH A DUSTING OF CINNAMON. 95 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:00,135 I WANT TO TALK TO HER, 96 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,225 BUT WHENEVER I DO, ALL I CAN SAY IS, "MMMM." 97 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:06,576 MAYBE YOU USED UP ALL YOUR WORDS ORDERING THAT COFFEE. 98 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,449 WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED? 99 00:03:08,491 --> 00:03:11,800 ANY WOMAN WOULD BE SO LUCKY TO LOOK INTO THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES 100 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:14,367 AND LISTEN TO THAT SWEET VOICE. 101 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,239 -SHE'S SO -- -SHH! MY SHOW IS ON! 102 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:19,241 [ SPEAKING SPANISH] 103 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:22,070 AY, QUE LINDA... 104 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,159 MARIELA MORALES IS MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, 105 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,293 AND SHE'S STAYING IN A HOTEL IN TOWN 106 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,425 UNDER THE FAKE NAME CARMELITA CONTRERAS. 107 00:03:28,468 --> 00:03:31,036 I AM GOING TO WAIT FOR HER AT THE LOBBY, 108 00:03:31,079 --> 00:03:32,515 AND I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A STALKER, 109 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,343 BUT -- BUT THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT, 110 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,737 BECAUSE WHEN WE MEET, WE'RE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS. 111 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,479 I CAN ALREADY SMELL HER HAIR. 112 00:03:39,522 --> 00:03:41,307 OKAY, COMMERCIALS. 113 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,484 SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO. 114 00:03:43,526 --> 00:03:45,485 FIRST YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME TO THE HOTEL TO MEET MARIELA. 115 00:03:45,528 --> 00:03:47,401 I'M GONNA INVITE HER OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 116 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:50,141 SHE HAS A CHARITY EVENT AT 5:00, BUT THEY'RE NOT SERVING FOOD. 117 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:52,057 -STALKER. -WHILE I'M WITH MARIELA, 118 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:54,058 YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK TO YOUR COFFEE GIRL 119 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:56,539 AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER THE CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 120 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,846 -YOU REALLY THINK I -- -SHH! 121 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,325 COMMERCIAL IS OVER. 122 00:03:59,368 --> 00:04:01,414 -THIS SHOW AGAIN? -YES. 123 00:04:01,457 --> 00:04:04,330 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I LOVE THIS CHARACTER SO MUCH. 124 00:04:04,373 --> 00:04:06,419 iTENGO SED! 125 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:07,420 WHO'S THE OLD CRANK? 126 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:09,378 HER HUSBAND, OF COURSE. 127 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,555 ¿POR QUé NADIE ME QUIERE? 128 00:04:11,598 --> 00:04:13,383 WHO'S THE DISASTER WITH THE SCARF? 129 00:04:13,426 --> 00:04:14,341 HER SON, PEPITO. 130 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:15,733 [ SPEAKING SPANISH] 131 00:04:15,776 --> 00:04:17,560 YOU AT LEAST LOOK LIKE YOUR GUY. 132 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,389 -MY GUY -- -CAN IT, PEPITO. 133 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,000 -HEY, HONEY. -HMM? 134 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:23,305 CAN YOU READ THAT? 135 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,134 -"QUACK NICHOLSON." -OH, GOOD. 136 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,439 IF I SPENT THE WHOLE MORNING PAINTING THESE 137 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,005 TINY DUCK MAILBOXES AND NO ONE COULD READ THEM, 138 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,529 I'D FEEL PRETTY RIDICULOUS. 139 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:32,663 PHIL, DUCK FEED! 140 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,447 HEY, THAT'S ALMOST MY NAME. 141 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:35,884 OR "I'M SORRY"? 142 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,451 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. I'LL, UH -- 143 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,800 I'LL SWEEP THAT UP IN A MINUTE. 144 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,409 JUST COME OVER HERE AND HELP DUST ME OFF. 145 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:41,367 I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT MEETING, 146 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,805 AND I CAN'T GO INTO THE OFFICE COVERED IN FLAXSEED. 147 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,545 IT'S ACTUALLY A PROPRIETARY BLEND 148 00:04:45,588 --> 00:04:48,112 OF OATS, GRUB WORMS, AND CRICKET PARTS. 149 00:04:48,156 --> 00:04:49,550 -AND WE'RE DUSTING. -YEAH, SORRY. 150 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,377 YEAH. YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS ABOUT THE MEETING TODAY, ARE YOU? 151 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:52,769 YEAH, I AM. 152 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,511 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M PITCHING CLOSET-DESIGN IDEAS 153 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:57,340 TO MY DAD AND HIS PRETENTIOUS CREATIVE TEAM. 154 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,689 YOU MEAN THE YOUNG GUYS WITH THE WALKING STICKS 155 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,473 -AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY? -YES. 156 00:05:00,516 --> 00:05:03,172 THEY DON'T THINK ANYBODY IN CORPORATE CAN DO WHAT THEY DO, 157 00:05:03,214 --> 00:05:05,391 BUT MY IDEAS ARE GOOD. 158 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:06,480 OR THEY SUCK.[ DOORBELL RINGS ] 159 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,132 Luke: I'VE GOT IT! 160 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:10,788 I'M SURE YOUR IDEAS ARE GREAT. STOP DOUBTING. 161 00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:12,485 THE MORE YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, THE MORE THEY WILL. 162 00:05:12,528 --> 00:05:14,617 THANK YOU. 163 00:05:14,661 --> 00:05:15,358 -HEY, NERDS. -HA! 164 00:05:15,401 --> 00:05:16,750 -HI. -HI. 165 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:18,055 -IGNORE THIS. -OH, YEAH. 166 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,579 SO, WHAT'S THIS SUPER-FUN PROJECT 167 00:05:19,622 --> 00:05:20,841 YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH? 168 00:05:20,884 --> 00:05:22,538 WE ARE BUILDING A DUCK VILLAGE. 169 00:05:22,582 --> 00:05:24,627 -OH. -UM, HEY, MOM, 170 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,716 MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR JUST CANCELED ON ME. 171 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:29,197 OH, SHOOT, FINE. FINE, I'LL TAKE YOU. 172 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,807 OH, SHOOT, FINE. I'LL SIT IN THE BACK. 173 00:05:30,851 --> 00:05:32,461 NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND HELP PHIL. 174 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:34,158 LET'S GO MEET YOUR COUSINS. 175 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:35,377 WELL, THANKS, UNCLE MITCH. 176 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,553 YEAH. 177 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,990 YOU KNOW LUKE HAS FAILED THAT DRIVER'S TEST TWICE NOW, RIGHT? 178 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:43,254 MY OPTIONS TODAY ARE FRAT HOUSE, DUCK VILLAGE, OR CAR CRASH. 179 00:05:43,298 --> 00:05:44,648 I'M FEELING VERY COMFORTABLE WITH MY DECISION. 180 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,084 -OKAY. -YEAH. 181 00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:47,564 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE LIGHTS? 182 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,043 I'M TRYING TO GET SOME HEAT ON THESE EGGS. 183 00:05:49,086 --> 00:05:50,262 DUE TO A GROCERY MISHAP, 184 00:05:50,305 --> 00:05:52,439 THEY SPENT ABOUT SEVEN MINUTES IN THE FRIDGE. 185 00:05:52,481 --> 00:05:54,091 SO, UH, EGGS HE FOUND A MONTH AGO, 186 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,617 BUILDING A WHOLE VILLAGE FOR THEM NOW... 187 00:05:56,659 --> 00:05:58,661 HOW'S EVERYTHING AT HOME? OKAY? 188 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:03,492 THERE IS SOME DEBATE AS TO THE ALIVE-NESS OF THE DUCKLINGS. 189 00:06:03,536 --> 00:06:04,538 BUT I HAVE TO SAY, 190 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:07,454 LIVING WITH THAT KIND OF BELIEF AND OPTIMISM, 191 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:08,629 IT JUST RUBS OFF ON YOU. 192 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,848 I AM JUST GONNA... 193 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:13,372 THIS SHOULD KEEP MY EGGS WARM. 194 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:20,641 YOU'RE SO QUIET. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? 195 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,293 NOTHING. 196 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,860 SILENCE MAKES ME NERVOUS. 197 00:06:23,904 --> 00:06:24,906 TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. 198 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,081 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY. 199 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,125 UH, OKAY. 200 00:06:27,168 --> 00:06:29,475 WELL, THIS MORNING, UH, I WOKE UP 201 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,259 AND ALMOST GOT MY NOSE BROKEN BY A FOOTBALL. 202 00:06:31,302 --> 00:06:33,130 WE HAVE SOME FRAT GUYS STAYING UPSTAIRS, 203 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,481 AND CAM HANGS OUT WITH THEM A LOT. 204 00:06:35,524 --> 00:06:37,526 AND YOU'RE NOT OKAY WITH THAT? 205 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,223 I DON'T KNOW. I-I GUESS. 206 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,661 [ SIGHS ] WHO CARES? 207 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,663 COME ON, LET ME IN. 208 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:43,706 OKAY, IF I'M BEING HONEST, 209 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,100 I FIND CAM'S BEHAVIOR A LITTLE EMBARRASSING, 210 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:47,798 YOU KNOW, WITH ALL OF HIS "YOs" AND "BROs." 211 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:48,930 I MEAN, CALM DOWN. 212 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,235 YOU'RE A MIDDLE-AGED GAY MAN 213 00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:52,237 WHO PUNCTUATES SENTENCES WITH YOUR HIP. 214 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,456 FINALLY. 215 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,677 I KNOW. IT FEELS GOOD TO ADMIT IT, YOU KNOW? 216 00:07:00,723 --> 00:07:01,463 GO ON. 217 00:07:01,507 --> 00:07:03,031 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS REALLY IRRITATING? 218 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:06,076 HOW NEEDY HE IS WITH THEM. 219 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,470 [ RAP MUSIC PLAYING ] 220 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,516 LET ME IN. 221 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:10,646 WHAT UP, BRO? 222 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,692 DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW HOW LOUD YOU'RE BEING? 223 00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:15,738 THE NEIGHBORS ARE COMPLAINING. 224 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:19,699 I GIVE YOU GUYS RESPECT, AND YOU GIVE ME NOTHING. 225 00:07:19,742 --> 00:07:21,528 I MEAN, WE -- WE --[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ] 226 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,704 GOT YOU! [ LAUGHS ] 227 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:24,661 WHAT? 228 00:07:24,704 --> 00:07:26,053 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES. 229 00:07:26,096 --> 00:07:27,533 -OH. -YOU WERE LIKE, "WHAT? 230 00:07:27,576 --> 00:07:28,970 W-WE -- WE REALLY ARE J-JUST SO SORRY!" 231 00:07:29,012 --> 00:07:31,319 -YOU GOT US. -THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, BRO. 232 00:07:31,362 --> 00:07:32,321 YOU GOT TO DO SHOTS WITH US. 233 00:07:32,363 --> 00:07:33,757 -OKAY. -MUNCH, GET THE JAEGER. 234 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,106 Munch: YEAH, SHOULD WE SERVE THE POTION IN CUPS OF DIXIE? 235 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,500 -OR THE -- -JUST GET IT, DUDE. 236 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:38,588 YEAH. 237 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,415 I JUST HAD THE SICKEST IDEA. 238 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:43,113 CAMINAL SHOULD JOIN OUR MISSION. 239 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,290 WHO'S CAMINAL? AM I -- AM I CAMINAL? 240 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,769 YOU WANT -- YOU WANT ME TO GO ON A MISSION? 241 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,771 OF COURSE! YOU'RE AUTO-BID, DOG. 242 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:49,990 OKAY, WHAT IS THIS MISSION? 243 00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:51,340 THIS FIRST. 244 00:07:51,382 --> 00:07:53,863 PRESENTING LORD AND LADY JAEGER. 245 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,343 DOES THIS SMELL THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL, OR... 246 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,954 WE WERE LOW, AND I HAD TO MIX. 247 00:07:56,997 --> 00:07:59,783 PRESENTING LORD AND LADY JAEGER-CUERVO-WEISER. 248 00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:01,742 CAM! CAM! CAM! 249 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:02,656 OH, YEAH. 250 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:03,786 All: WHOO! 251 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,180 OH! 252 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:06,747 EW, EW. 253 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,574 YEAH. 254 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:12,360 SO, THAT'S JUST THE ROUGH IDEA. 255 00:08:12,403 --> 00:08:13,754 IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE SKETCHES, 256 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,451 JUST CHECK OUT MY ClosetCloud ACCOUNT. 257 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:19,411 UM, LOOK, I KNOW I'M JUST A SUIT IN THIS COMPANY, 258 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:21,588 BUT I'VE GOT TO SAY, I'M A LITTLE UNDERWHELMED. 259 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:23,720 I LOVE IT.BY THE REACTION FROM THE REST OF YOU SUITS. 260 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,766 COME ON, WE'RE A FAMILY. RIGHT? 261 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,550 SO, HONEY, ARE WE ALL SET FOR OUR PITCH WITH GEORGE ROSS 262 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,334 -THIS AFTERNOON? -YES, SIR. 263 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,031 What did I tell you about "honey" at the office? 264 00:08:31,074 --> 00:08:32,206 Sorry. 265 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,643 OKAY, SO, IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE -- 266 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,557 ACTUALLY, UM, IF -- IF YOU DON'T MIND, 267 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:37,647 I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOME DESIGNS OF MY OWN. 268 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:40,736 SO, CORPORATE IS PITCHING CREATIVE IDEAS NOW? 269 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:44,000 I KNOW I DON'T LOOK LIKE I JUST RODE TO WORK ON MY SKATEBOARD. 270 00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:45,786 [ CHUCKLES ] SNAP. LOOK AT YOU. 271 00:08:45,828 --> 00:08:48,831 BUT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, 272 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,792 YOU PEOPLE ARE PRETTY INSIDE THE BOX 273 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:56,578 WHEN IT COMES TO THE BOX WE CALL THE MIGHTY CLOSET. 274 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,234 -LIGHTS. -SO I GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS. 275 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:02,192 I LIKE TO CALL THIS MODEL THE AMBASSADOR. 276 00:09:02,236 --> 00:09:04,760 AFTER THE SUCCESS OF OUR ROYAL RENAISSANCE SERIES, 277 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:08,373 I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT BRUSHED BRASS FOR THE VALET RODS?" 278 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,765 BEEN DONE. LIGHTS. 279 00:09:09,809 --> 00:09:11,288 WHAT? I'M -- I'M SORRY. 280 00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:13,465 WE TRIED IT FIVE YEARS AGO. IT DIDN'T WORK. 281 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,163 SILK SHIRTS SLIP OFF THE BRASS. 282 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,467 OH. OKAY. 283 00:09:16,511 --> 00:09:18,644 WELL, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. 284 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:20,647 LIGHTS. 285 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,866 THIS MODEL FEATURES A HIDDEN TILT-OUT HAMPER. 286 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,216 -THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA. -I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. 287 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,653 ...IS WHAT KEN SUTTON'S BOSS TOLD HIM 288 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,830 WHEN HE PITCHED IT IN 1992. 289 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,091 LIGHTS. 290 00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:32,092 YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW YOUR HISTORY. 291 00:09:32,135 --> 00:09:33,049 -MM-HMM. -HONESTLY. 292 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,661 MM-HMM. SO, IT'S -- 293 00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:36,445 IT'S ORIGINALITY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 294 00:09:37,924 --> 00:09:39,447 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY COMING IN HERE, 295 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:40,710 PITCHING ME THE TENNESSEE SLIDER. 296 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:41,711 -WOW. -WOW. 297 00:09:41,754 --> 00:09:42,711 WOW. 298 00:09:42,755 --> 00:09:43,625 IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? 299 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:46,193 UH... 300 00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:47,238 OKAY, I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. 301 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,023 YEAH. 302 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,980 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 303 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:51,981 HEY, MOM. 304 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,722 OH, HI, MANNY. 305 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,682 HOW DID IT GO WITH YOUR COFFEE GIRL? 306 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,248 REALLY GREAT, ACTUALLY. YEAH, I -- 307 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,120 -YOU'RE LYING. -HOW COULD YOU TELL? 308 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,990 I COULDN'T. YOU JUST CONFESSED. 309 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,863 I GOT UP TO THE COUNTER AND PANICKED. 310 00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:06,431 I BOUGHT TWO CHRISTMAS CDs, A MUFFIN I DIDN'T NEED, THEN LEFT. 311 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,432 AY, MANNY, PLEASE JUST TALK TO HER. 312 00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:10,479 SHE'S LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 313 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,567 MOM, I'M NOT YOU. 314 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,918 WHEN I WALK INTO A ROOM, EVERYONE'S HEAD DOESN'T TURN. 315 00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:17,746 PEOPLE DON'T LAUGH EXTRA HARD AT MY JOKES. 316 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:20,445 THE WORLD IS DIFFERENT FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 317 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,751 -AY, MANNY, BUT YOU -- -I DON'T -- REALLY DON'T WANT TO 318 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,231 TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 319 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,885 YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR CHANCE. 320 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:27,495 [ GASPS ] OKAY, STAY RIGHT HERE. 321 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:28,322 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 322 00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:30,890 MARIELA! MARIELA MORALES! 323 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:31,760 Sí? 324 00:10:31,804 --> 00:10:32,893 iHOLA! 325 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:36,331 [ SHOUTING GIBBERISH ] 326 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,942 MA-MARIEL-- 327 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,465 AY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 328 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,163 M-MARIEL... 329 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,952 SOMEBODY ORDER SIX LARGE PIZZAS? 330 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:54,130 HEY, UH, SOMEBODY PAY THE PIZZA GUY. 331 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,524 CAN I HELP YOU? 332 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,917 UH, YEAH. WE'RE HERE FOR THE PARTY. 333 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,874 WE SHOULD BE ON THE LIST. 334 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,788 OH. AW, YEAH, MY BAD. 335 00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:00,833 YEAH, SEE, FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS 336 00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,879 WERE JUST A COUPLE ILLINOIS DOUCHES 337 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,184 WHO THOUGHT THAT I'D BE DUMB ENOUGH 338 00:11:04,227 --> 00:11:05,142 JUST TO LET YOU WALK IN -- 339 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:05,969 [ BOTTLE ROCKETS EXPLODING ] 340 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,187 WHAT THE HELL?! 341 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:08,928 GO! 342 00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,844 GO, GO! 343 00:11:10,886 --> 00:11:13,410 MEET AT THE RENDEZVOUS! 344 00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:17,414 SO, THIS IS THE POST OFFICE, 345 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,634 'CAUSE WHERE ELSE ARE THEY GONNA GET THEIR "BILLS"? 346 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,638 OF COURSE, YOU GOT TO WADDLE PAST THIS GUY 347 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,073 TO GET TO THE NAIL SALON. 348 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,772 AND WORD ON THE STREET IS 349 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:29,340 THEY'RE PUTTING IN A CrossFit NEXT DOOR. 350 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,647 WHY ARE THESE TWO EGGS STICKY? 351 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,128 UH, BECAUSE THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG IS A REAL SLOBBERER, 352 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,563 BUT LUCKY, HE'S NOT VERY FAST. 353 00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:38,349 MY TEACHER SAYS THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS WEIRD, 354 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,786 JUST DIFFERENT. 355 00:11:39,828 --> 00:11:41,788 AW, THAT'S A LOVELY RANDOM THOUGHT. 356 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,354 I DREW UP PLANS FOR A DUCKINGHAM PALACE, 357 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,790 BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM, 358 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,793 SO I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO "WING" IT. 359 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:47,663 [ QUACKS ] 360 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,011 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 361 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,971 OH, IT'S A DUCK CALL TO MAKE THE DUCKLINGS FEEL SAFE. 362 00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:53,799 SHOULD THERE BE ANOTHER ADULT PRESENT? 363 00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:54,844 NO. 364 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,019 BUT THERE SHOULD BE A KID PRESENT. 365 00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:58,020 THAT KID IS YOU. 366 00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,326 YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO ROLL YOUR EYES. 367 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,981 TODAY ISN'T JUST ABOUT BUILDING A DUCK VILLAGE. 368 00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:02,895 IT'S ABOUT BUILDING YOUR SMILE. 369 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:04,505 DON'T FIGHT IT. 370 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,943 THERE IT IS. [ QUACKS ] 371 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:11,774 AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR LITTLE DUCK HARBOR HAS A WORKING LIGHTHOUSE. 372 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:13,907 WAIT A SECOND -- WHAT IN THE WORLD DID HE JUST SAY? 373 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,778 A WORKING LIGHTHOUSE? YES, IT IS WORKING. 374 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,823 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 375 00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,782 EASY -- EASY, LILY. 376 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,653 FORGET EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER HEARD ABOUT EGGS. 377 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,873 THEY'RE ACTUALLY QUITE DELICATE. 378 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,004 YOU'VE GOT TO BE VERY CARE-- SON OF A -- AAH! 379 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,832 -OH, NO! -AAH! 380 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,009 OH! AAH! HOT! 381 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,227 HOT, HOT! 382 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,838 OKAY. 383 00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:33,840 LOOK. 384 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,014 WE'VE GOT A RUNNER! 385 00:12:35,971 --> 00:12:37,408 NO! 386 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,062 [ BLOWS ] 387 00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:41,195 HEY, GOOD AS NEW. 388 00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:43,413 UH, SHE CRAZY. 389 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,465 HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER IN MY OWN HOME, AND... 390 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,900 NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 391 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,033 EVER SINCE WE STARTED RENTING THAT UPSTAIRS APARTMENT... 392 00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:55,426 DO WE WANT TO TAKE THIS DETOUR? 393 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,471 NO, IT'S RELEVANT. STAY WITH ME. 394 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,038 IT'S NOT JUST THE FRAT BOYS. NO. 395 00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:00,169 HE'S THIS WAY WITH ALL OF OUR GUESTS. 396 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,605 CAM DOESN'T CHANGE THE SHEETS 397 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:03,956 AS MUCH AS HE CHANGES HIS PERSONALITY. 398 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,087 [ Southern accent ] ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 399 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:07,090 WE GOT SOME STEAMING-HOT TEA, 400 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,482 SOME POPPING-HOT BISCUITS. 401 00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,964 NOW, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE SIZZLING-HOT GOSSIP. 402 00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:12,703 [ GIGGLES ] 403 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,183 -DO NOT GO IN THERE! -DON'T! 404 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,011 DO NOT OPEN -- OH, MY GOD! 405 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,623 -NO! -GIRL, DO NOT GO BACK IN THERE! 406 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,061 -OH, MY GOD! -[ SCREAMING ] 407 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,539 I JUST THINK CAM TRIES TOO HARD. 408 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,020 IT'S LIKE HE'S BEGGING TO BE LIKED. 409 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,849 WAIT, IS THIS A ONE-WAY STREET? 410 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,547 OH, THAT'S A FAIR QUESTION. 411 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,201 I DON'T -- I GUESS I COULD MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT WITH PEOPLE. 412 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,942 I JUST -- [ GROANS ] 413 00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:35,552 IT DOESN'T EXACTLY COME NATURALLY TO ME. 414 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:40,471 [ BOTH CLEAR THROAT ] 415 00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:44,084 Both: OH, CAM! CAM! 416 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,869 I COULDN'T EVEN FIND ANYTHING TO SAY TO TWO RED-HEADED LAWYERS. 417 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:47,870 -I'M LOST. -I KNOW. 418 00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:49,044 I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE. 419 00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:51,047 I THINK THAT I'M JUST MAYBE JEALOUS 420 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,961 THAT HE CAN HIT IT OFF WITH ANYBODY. 421 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:55,355 BUT I CAN'T BE MAD AT HIM FOR BEING LIKABLE. 422 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,009 I MEAN, THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM. 423 00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,272 CAM? 424 00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,881 WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT? 425 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:03,145 NO, THE PIZZA GUY WITH THE GOAT LOOKS LIKE UNCLE CAM. 426 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,018 OKAY, I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A STORY HERE. 427 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,063 HEY, HONEY. 428 00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:09,586 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 429 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,937 OKAY, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR MARRIAGE, 430 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,807 I'M GONNA ASSUME THAT THIS IS FRAT-RELATED. 431 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,158 OH, LOOK -- THE BELT I GOT YOU. 432 00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:16,985 OKAY, PULL OVER. 433 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,730 CAM, COULD YOU JUST STOP FOR A SECOND? 434 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,774 HEY, HEY, HEY -- COME ON, STOP. 435 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,341 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 436 00:14:25,385 --> 00:14:27,909 FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS, I'VE BEEN ROLLING MY EYES AT YOU, 437 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:30,129 THINKING THAT YOU HAD THIS PATHOLOGICAL NEED 438 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,523 TO BE LIKED BY EVERYONE, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. 439 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,698 ALL RIGHT? PEOPLE ARE JUST DRAWN TO YOU. 440 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,527 NO, I DO HAVE A PATHOLOGICAL NEED TO BE LIKED. 441 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,702 I KNEW IT.THIS IS A STUPID PRANK GONE WRONG, 442 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:41,532 AND I'VE -- I'M SEPARATED FROM THE GUYS. 443 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,970 I WANTED THEM TO LIKE ME SO MUCH I STOLE A GOAT. 444 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,408 I'M A RUSTLER, MITCHELL. 445 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,931 I'M A FILTHY RUSTLER. 446 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,585 OKAY, WELL, THAT SEEMS WORSE TO YOU THAN IT DOES TO ME. 447 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,759 I DO IT WITH ALL OF OUR GUESTS. 448 00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:53,849 I CHANGE WHO I AM SO THEY'LL LIKE ME MORE. 449 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,024 -IT'S EXHAUSTING. -WELL, THEN, STOP, 450 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,201 BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKABLE ENOUGH JUST BEING YOU. 451 00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,288 I KNOW. 452 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,379 AND THIS INSECURITY IS A PART OF ME THAT I DO NOT LOVE. 453 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,554 -CAMINAL! -WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHERS?! 454 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,208 -CAM. -What is wrong with me? 455 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,168 GET IN -- WE GOT A GOAT TO PAINT! 456 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,169 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? 457 00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:11,171 THIS ISN'T RIGHT. 458 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,606 THIS IS NOT WHO I AM. 459 00:15:12,649 --> 00:15:14,086 SO I'M GONNA TAKE THE GOAT BACK, 460 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,219 AND IF YOU WERE EVER TRULY MY FRIEND, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 461 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,004 -BOO! -YOU BOTH SUCK! 462 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,048 -BOO! -HEY. 463 00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:21,224 YOU SUCK. 464 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,009 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 465 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,139 OKAY, I'LL -- I'LL PUT HER IN BACK, 466 00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,663 AND, UM, DON'T WORRY -- SHE'S REALLY FRIENDLY. 467 00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:28,536 I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GOATS. 468 00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,625 OKAY, SEND ME THE CONTRACTS. 469 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,061 I NEVER COULD RESIST A PRETTY FACE. 470 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,453 STOP IT, GEORGE. I'M MARRIED. 471 00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:35,412 [ LAUGHS ] I'M GONNA RUN TO THE MEN'S ROOM. 472 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,113 SO, EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BARELY SAID A WORD. 473 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:41,852 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEEDED MY HELP, 474 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,855 AND I THINK I EMBARRASSED MYSELF ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY. 475 00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:48,076 LOOK, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOO HARD ON YOU BEFORE. 476 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,557 I'M JUST TIRED OF EVERYONE 477 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,211 ALWAYS PITCHING ME THEIR CLOSET IDEAS. 478 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,648 IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE CAME TO ME 479 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,866 WITH "THE NEXT GREAT CLOSET," 480 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,826 I'D HAVE A PEGASUS SERIES SPLIT-LEVEL WALK-IN 481 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,437 -FULL OF NICKELS. -[ LAUGHS ] 482 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,264 BUT, DAD, I'M IN THE BIZ. 483 00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:04,832 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THOSE ARE OLD DESIGN IDEAS. 484 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,095 NO ONE NAILS IT ON THE FIRST TRY. 485 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:09,272 HELL, I ONCE PITCHED A CLAMSHELL SHOE CONTAINER 486 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,013 WITH A LIVING HINGE. 487 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,405 -NO. -I WAS YOUNG. 488 00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:14,102 PFFT. 489 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,712 KEEP WITH IT. 490 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,149 YOU'LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY. 491 00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:18,193 THANKS. 492 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,500 WE ALL SET? 493 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,456 LET ME SETTLE UP. 494 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,284 OKAY. 495 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:24,157 THANKS, DAD. 496 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,288 -PRETTY EXCITING LUNCH, HUH? -HMM? 497 00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:29,118 THE SAME CAESAR SALAD, THE SAME CLOSETS I ORDER EVERY YEAR. 498 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,163 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THEM, RIGHT? 499 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,903 THEY'RE CLOSETS. 500 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:36,821 I-IF YOU'RE EVER LOOKING TO EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS A LITTLE, 501 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:41,956 I HAVE SOME DESIGN IDEAS THAT ARE FRESH OF THE DRAWING BOARD. 502 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,263 I'M SORRY. OH, GOSH. 503 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,828 THAT'S MY HUSBAND'S BIRDSEED. 504 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,657 I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU A LOOK-SEE HERE. 505 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,181 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 506 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,225 WHOA! HEAVENS. 507 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,661 "DUCKINGHAM PALACE"? 508 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,923 OH, NO, NO. NO, NO, SORRY. 509 00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,316 THOSE ARE THE WRONG ONES. 510 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,664 UM, WRONG PLANS. 511 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,231 I'VE GOT OTHER ONES, AND THEY'RE -- THEY'RE SUPER. 512 00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:57,972 THEY'RE... 513 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,669 UM... OH, GOSH. 514 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,542 OH, MY GOD. WHAT -- IT'S -- IT'S ON MY HEAD, RIGHT? 515 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,109 IT'S ON MY HEAD. OKAY. 516 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,632 GOD. OKAY. I KNOW IT'S IN HERE. 517 00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:05,111 -OH, MY GOD. -IT'S IN HERE. 518 00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:06,676 OKAY. OKAY. 519 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,982 OH, IT'S IN MY SHIRT. 520 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,549 -I WAS GONE FOR 30 SECONDS. -DAD, DAD! 521 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,249 WELL, THAT WAS FOREVER. 522 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,295 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 523 00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,165 I'VE NEVER FREAKED OUT LIKE THAT. 524 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,124 HOW BAD WAS IT? 525 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,733 I MEAN... 526 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,997 I'M SO SORRY THAT I GAVE YOU SUCH A HARD TIME 527 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,954 ABOUT NOT TALKING TO CHELSEA. 528 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,869 ACTUALLY, YOU KIND OF HELPED ME OUT. 529 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,133 HOW? 530 00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:28,742 SEEING YOU FALL APART LIKE THAT -- 531 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,309 STUTTER, TWITCH, AND BABBLE -- 532 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,136 OKAY, BLOOP-BLOOP. 533 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,314 YOU'RE THE MOST CONFIDENT WOMAN IN THE WORLD, 534 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:36,229 AND IF SOMEONE LIKE YOU CAN BE HUMAN, 535 00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:38,535 THEN I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL BAD ABOUT CHICKENING OUT WITH GIRLS. 536 00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:41,103 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HUMAN? CHELSEA. 537 00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:42,931 SO WHY DO YOU FEEL SO INTIMIDATED BY HER? 538 00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:44,105 GO. GO OVER THERE. 539 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,673 THERE'S NO TIME. 540 00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,369 SHE GETS OFF AT 5:00 ON SATURDAY 541 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,894 SO THAT SHE CAN PICK UP HER DRY CLEANING AND MAKE 6:00 YOGA. 542 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,505 STALKER. 543 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:52,767 CALL HER. 544 00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:53,681 REALLY? 545 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:54,811 YES. YOU CAN DO IT. 546 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:57,945 OKAY. 547 00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:01,602 HI, CHELSEA? 548 00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:03,298 I WAS IN EARLIER, WEARING THE GREEN JACKET 549 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,346 THAT'S LOUDER THAN THAT GUY LAUGHING AT HIS OWN SCREENPLAY? 550 00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:07,346 She's laughing! 551 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,566 I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR COFFEE SOMETIME, 552 00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:11,786 MAYBE AT A PLACE YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT? 553 00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:13,743 GREAT. O-OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 554 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,049 BYE. 555 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,050 SHE SAID YES. 556 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,182 OF COURSE SHE DID. 557 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,402 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 558 00:18:19,445 --> 00:18:21,317 YOU SEE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS TO BE A CONFIDENT PERSON. 559 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,190 AND YOU GOT ALL OF IT FROM YOUR MOTHER. 560 00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:25,799 [ SCREAMING ] 561 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,411 MAM -- AY! 562 00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,847 AY, WHAT'S HER NAME?! 563 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,285 WHAT SIZE TUBING WOULD I NEED 564 00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:34,765 FOR THREE DUCKLINGS TO SLIDE THROUGH? 565 00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:36,288 COST IS NO OB-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 566 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,074 TO THE BACK TO CHECK ON IT? THANK YOU SO MUCH! 567 00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:44,035 WELL, LOOK AT YOU PLAYING WITH ROCKS JUST LIKE A REAL KID. 568 00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:45,993 YEP. 569 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,865 OH, I HOPE THOSE EGGS ARE DOING OKAY. 570 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,301 I FEEL BAD LEAVING THEM ALONE. 571 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,955 PROBABLY SAFER THAT WAY. 572 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,740 I KNOW PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY. 573 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,439 IT'S JUST MORE FUN BELIEVING EVEN WHEN NO ONE ELSE DOES. 574 00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:58,093 ANYONE CAN BE A DOUBTER. 575 00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,311 DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW I GOT THEM? 576 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,790 NO, BUT I, UH... 577 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,229 I FOUND THEM ABANDONED IN SOMEONE'S YARD, THE POOR THINGS. 578 00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:04,577 NO MOTHER. 579 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,450 NO ONE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. 580 00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,670 SO, THEY'RE ORPHANS? 581 00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:11,237 WHERE DID THEIR MOTHER GO? 582 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,890 I DON'T KNOW. 583 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,413 I KNOW I'M ALL THEY HAVE NOW. 584 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,461 -Hello. -HEY, HONEY. 585 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,463 CAN I ASK YOU A TINY LITTLE FAVOR?CLAIRE: Okay. 586 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,553 CAN YOU ROTATE THE EGGS 90 DEGREES, CLOCKWISE? 587 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,685 NO, PHIL, I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 588 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:28,471 I AM TIRED, AND I AM SWEATY, 589 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:32,345 AND AS MUCH AS I HAVE TRIED TO STAY POSITIVE LIKE YOU ALL DAY, 590 00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,781 I THINK SOMETIMES WE NEED TO JUST FACE CERTAIN FACTS 591 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,653 LIKE CORPORATE PEOPLE ARE NOT CREATIVE, 592 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,701 AND DUCKS THAT HAVEN'T HATCHED IN A MONTH MIGHT NEVER. 593 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:42,702 JUST TURN THE EGGS, LADY! 594 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,487 [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT? 595 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,663 KIND OF DONE WITH BIRDS FOR THE DAY. 596 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,361 [ CRACKING ] 597 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,884 OH, MY GOD, PHIL. 598 00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:51,451 -I THINK IT'S HATCHING. -Wait, what? 599 00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:52,930 -Are you sure? -UH... 600 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:54,236 WHAT -- WHAT DO I DO? 601 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,585 OKAY, UH, STAY CALM. 602 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,368 I-I'LL TALK YOU THROUGH THE LABOR. 603 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:57,760 THEY'RE COMING, LILY! 604 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,807 OKAY, CLAIRE -- TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE! 605 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,113 Oh, God. I think I see a beak. 606 00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:04,115 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE NOT BREACH. 607 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,464 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S STRUGGLING TO BREAK THROUGH. 608 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,336 OKAY, IF YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT TRAUMATIZING HIM, 609 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,165 STRAP ON THAT TOUCAN BEAK I WORE LAST HALLOWEEN 610 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,124 WHEN WE DRESSED AS FROOT LOOPS AND START PECKING. 611 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,865 I'M USING A FORK. 612 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,953 Steady hands, Claire, please. 613 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,478 I've seen you play "Operation." 614 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,521 OH, IT'S HATCHED! 615 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,088 IT'S SO CUTE. 616 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,263 OH, IT'S SO CUTE! 617 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:23,308 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING THIS! 618 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,527 [ HORN HONKING ]HEY, BUDDY! 619 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,268 WE'RE TELLING PEOPLE I WAS THERE! 620 00:20:26,311 --> 00:20:27,400 I THINK ANOTHER ONE'S HATCHING. 621 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,531 WHAT?! I'M SORRY, LILY. 622 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,099 SPEED BUMP IN THREE, TWO... 623 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,363 OW. 624 00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:36,844 OH, MY GOD, ALL THREE?! 625 00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:38,279 -THAT'S AMAZING! -I KNOW. 626 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,107 -LILY, TAKE A PICTURE! -YEP. 627 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,152 HERE. 628 00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:42,849 HI, BUDDY. 629 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,416 OKAY, READY? 630 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,505 ONE, TWO -- 631 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:46,854 HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 632 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:48,115 HE'S IN MY SHIRT. 633 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,943 ANOTHER BIRD IN MY SHIRT. 634 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:50,944 GOT IT. 635 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:51,771 OKAY.[ CELLPHONE CLICKS ] 636 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,518 I'M GOING TO BED. GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. 637 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,519 MM. GOOD NIGHT. 638 00:20:59,561 --> 00:21:00,563 WAIT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 639 00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:02,695 I WAS JUST THINKING, 640 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,523 IF THOSE DUCK EGGS WERE STILL VIABLE... 641 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,480 MM? 642 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,003 MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND OUT IF YOU'VE GOT 643 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,570 ONE OR TWO FIGHTERS LEFT IN THERE, TOO. 644 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,747 NO, THANK YOU. 645 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:13,402 I'M DONE WITH LITTLE ONES RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE. 646 00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:15,230 [ DUCKLINGS CHEEPING ] 647 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,405 STAY. 648 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,711 OH, I SAID STAY. 649 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,323 THE DUCKS IMPRINTED ON CLAIRE. 650 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:24,152 IT'S N-NOT A BIG DEAL. 651 00:21:24,194 --> 00:21:25,458 COME ON, GUYS. 652 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,980 SHE SAID STAY! 653 00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:29,330 [ DUCKLINGS CHEEPING ] 654 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,506 Come on.