1 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:06,174 HONEY, WOULD YOU BUY A CLOSET CALLED -- 2 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,343 Shh! I AM WAITING TO SEE IF I GET TO GO TOMORROW. 3 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,311 JURY DUTY. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST THROW THAT AWAY. 4 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,147 THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN EVER TELL YOU GOT IT. 5 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,015 JAY, YOU'RE A BAD AMERICAN. 6 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:17,484 IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO SERVE ON A JURY. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,321 FOR THE FIRST TIME, I GET TO BE PART OF IT. 8 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,756 TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE EATING A TUNA SANDWICH OUT OF A MACHINE. 9 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:25,859 ANYWAY, IT'S A DISTRESSED-OAK MODEL THAT I LIKE TO CALL -- 10 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,661 WAIT, WAIT! WAIT! 11 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,230 OH! I'M IN! 12 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:32,665 8:00 A.M. TOMORROW. PARKING STRUCTURE "C"! 13 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,234 YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT A PARKING STRUCTURE? 14 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,603 IT'S NOT EVEN "A" OR "B." 15 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,706 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY PLACE WORKING AT JOE'S SCHOOL. 16 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,039 I CAN'T DO THAT. I HAVE A JOB. 17 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,442 HAVE CLAIRE COVER FOR YOU. 18 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,944 SHE KNOWS HOW TO YELL AT PEOPLE AND READ THE NEWSPAPER. 19 00:00:43,976 --> 00:00:45,612 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH THAT SCHOOL? 20 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,948 AREN'T WE PAYING THEM SO WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF OUR KID? 21 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:50,283 THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS AT THE LEARNING BARN. 22 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,719 YOU KNOW THAT THEY WANT THE PARENTS TO BE INVOLVED 23 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,521 SO THAT THEY CAN BOND WITH THE KIDS. 24 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,289 WHAT'S WRONG WITH SCHOOLS TODAY? 25 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,725 I'M SUCCESSFUL, AND I HAD A NUN WITH A MUSTACHE. 26 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,561 WELL, YOU BETTER GET USED TO GOING THERE, 27 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,429 BECAUSE IF I GET PUT INTO A MURDER TRIAL, 28 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,364 I COULD BE GONE FOR WEEKS. 29 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,698 MAYBE I SHOULD TELL THEM 30 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,734 THAT I HAVE EXPERIENCE ON A FIRING SQUAD. 31 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,637 WHY DO YOU SAY CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT? 32 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,204 NOW, THAT ISN'T TRUE, IS IT? 33 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,805 WAIT A SECOND. 34 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,542 THAT NEW CLOSET, WHAT DID I SAY IT WAS CALLED? 35 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,709 YOU NEVER SAID. 36 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,245 DAMN IT! 37 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,546 THAT'S WHY I NEED A GREASE PENCIL IN THE SHOWER. 38 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,581 -- Captions by VITAC -- 39 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,191 ** 40 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,295 OH, I DON'T KNOW, HALEY. 41 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:37,965 I MEAN, HE IS REALLY CUTE AND REALLY SMART AND REALLY FUNNY, 42 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:41,067 BUT, OH, HE'S ALWAYS WEARING CLOGS. 43 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,302 OH, NO, NO. 44 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,572 IF HE IS NOT A CHEF, A NURSE, OR A TULIP SALESMAN, 45 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:45,838 YOU NEED TO RUN. 46 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,942 HEY, IF YOUR MOTHER HAD THAT ATTITUDE ABOUT A MAN IN CLOGS, 47 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,610 YOU TWO WOULDN'T HAVE A DAD. 48 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,813 OKAY, THANKS, DAD. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 49 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,947 BYE. [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 50 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,448 GUESS WHAT, GUYS. 51 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,751 I AM GOING TO BE THE BIG BOSS AT WORK TOMORROW, 52 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,421 AND COINCIDENTALLY, IT'S TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY. 53 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,290 HUH? I'LL GO TO WORK WITH YOU, MOM. 54 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,292 STOP TRYING TO GET OUT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. 55 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,825 YOU NEED THOSE HOURS TO GRADUATE. 56 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:07,126 AND YOU'RE NOT A DAUGHTER. 57 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:08,295 MOM, DAD, SIT DOWN. 58 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,631 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 59 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:11,498 YOU'RE GOING. 60 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,133 SO, GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 61 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,769 UH, YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT 8, AND I HAVE A JOB. 62 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,138 YOU CALLED IN SICK TWICE LAST WEEK BECAUSE YOU HAD A ZIT. 63 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,941 I WORK IN FASHION. THEY TOLD ME NOT TO COME IN. 64 00:02:20,973 --> 00:02:23,610 ALEX, HONEY, YOUR LAST CLASS TOMORROW IS AT 10:00 A.M., 65 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,711 SO IF YOU HIT THE ROAD -- NO, NO, NO, NO! 66 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:25,812 HALEY, QUICK, CLOSE THE LAPTOP! 67 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,980 UNTIL NOW, I WAS ALWAYS A FULL-TIME MOM, 68 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:31,151 SO THE GIRLS NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF ME -- 69 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,486 YOU KNOW, POWERFUL WOMAN IN CHARGE. 70 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,855 YEAH, 'CAUSE WE NEVER GET TO SEE YOUR TOUGH SIDE. 71 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,156 [ SNORTS ] 72 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:38,891 [ CHUCKLES ] 73 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,728 COME ON, DADDY, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR YOUR WORK. 74 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,963 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] I KNOW. I'M EXCITED, TOO. 75 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,399 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] OKAY, I WAS WRONG. 76 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:46,834 THE WHISTLES AREN'T BETTER OUTSIDE. 77 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:48,468 ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN GET ALL THESE GROCERIES HOME BY YOURSELF? 78 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,137 I DON'T KNOW. I'M KIND OF SCARED. 79 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,139 I'VE NEVER DRIVEN GROCERIES HOME BEFORE. 80 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:53,973 HEY, YOU GUYS. 81 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,175 RAY-- RAYMOND? RAYMOND! 82 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,978 HI. OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 83 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:01,215 YEAH. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE, YOU KNOW. 84 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:02,816 YEAH. YEAH. 85 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,985 RAYMOND AND J'MARCUS BROKE UP THREE MONTHS AGO, 86 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,320 AND THEY'D BEEN TOGETHER ALMOST AS LONG AS WE HAVE. 87 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,021 J'MARCUS GOT ALL THE FRIENDS, 88 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,990 AND RAYMOND GOT ALL THE CONFIDENCE 89 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,659 TO GO SHOPPING IN HIS PAJAMAS. 90 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,894 YOU GUYS HAVING A PARTY? 91 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:15,829 NO, NO. PARTY? NO, NOT A PARTY. 92 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:19,533 OLIVE MEDLEY, SQUARE NAPKINS, CRACKER TRIO. 93 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,901 UM, WELL, THESE THINGS ARE JUST MORE FOR A -- 94 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:22,902 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 95 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,103 KIND OF LIKE A GET-TOGETHER. 96 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,673 GET-TOGETHER, GET-TOGETHER. IT'S A LAST-MINUTE THING. 97 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,240 YEAH. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 98 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,908 SOUNDS FUN. NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUN. 99 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:29,842 NO. IT'S CRACKERS. 100 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,044 YEAH. IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN. 101 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,079 WELL... I'LL SEE YOU GUYS. 102 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:34,348 YES. YOU, TOO, RAYMOND. 103 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,516 BYE-BYE. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 104 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,718 PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE. 105 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,552 I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE TO INVITE HIM. 106 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,754 HEY, RAYMOND, YOU SHOULD COME TONIGHT. 107 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:42,923 REALLY? 108 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,858 IT WOULDN'T BE A GET-TOGETHER WITHOUT RAYMOND. 109 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,460 RIGHT, CAM? ABSOLUTELY. 110 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,929 YEAH. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT... 111 00:03:48,961 --> 00:03:51,764 I SHOULD TELL YOU, J'MARCUS IS GONNA BE THERE. YEAH. 112 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,300 SO, IF THAT'S GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLE, 113 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,301 WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 114 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,736 NO, IT'S FINE. I'LL BE THERE. 115 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:59,272 IT'LL BE NICE TO SEE J'MARCUS AGAIN. 116 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,775 MAYBE HE'LL BRING ONE OF THOSE SHIRTLESS AB SLUTS 117 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,477 I'VE SEEN ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE. 118 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,479 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS. YEAH. YEAH, SEE YA. 119 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,747 OKAY. LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 120 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,247 -YOU, TOO. -YEAH. -YEAH. 121 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,550 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 122 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,050 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 123 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,454 I MEAN, HE WAS ALL SAD AND PATHETIC AND BROKEN. 124 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:16,589 OH, WELL, YES, THE PERFECT ADDITION TO ANY PARTY. 125 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,125 THEY ARE GONNA BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS 126 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,660 AND RUIN THE WHOLE NIGHT. COME ON, LILY. 127 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:20,793 THANKS TO YOU, WE ARE THROWING 128 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,228 THE ANTISOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON. 129 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,096 CAM. NO, I'M LATE AND I'D LIKE TO LEAVE ON THAT. 130 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,798 [ SIGHS ] 131 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,168 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 132 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,803 HI. I'M -- I'M HERE. 133 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,473 WELL, THIS IS A SPECIAL TREAT. 134 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:37,276 I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A FIRST-TIME VOLUNTEER! 135 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,279 GLORIA HAD JURY DUTY, SO NO CHANCE I COULD GET OUT OF THIS 136 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,949 BY PRETENDING TO BE RACIST? 137 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:44,617 [ CHUCKLES ] ANYWAY, UH... WHAT DO YOU NEED? 138 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,855 YOU CAN SET UP THE PAINTS, MAKE THE KALE SMOOTHIES, 139 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,023 AND WIPE DOWN THE RABBIT HUTCH. 140 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,692 ON IT. MARGARET? 141 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,925 PAINT, SMOOTHIES, HUTCH. 142 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,293 GOT IT. EXCUSE ME. 143 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,295 WHO'S THIS? THAT'S MARGARET, MY ASSISTANT. 144 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,298 I COULDN'T HAVE CHILDREN. 145 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,802 THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS WITH PARENT VOLUNTEERS. 146 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,103 YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING FAST AND LOOSE 147 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,973 WITH THAT TERM "VOLUNTEER," SO...WHAT DO YOU SAY? 148 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,975 AS MUCH AS WE DON'T LIKE TO USE THE WORD "NO" -- 149 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:10,478 AND, BY THE WAY, IF ANY OF THESE LITTLE TYKES START ACTING UP, 150 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,379 SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO GET OUT THE WOODEN SPOON. 151 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,615 JAY, I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE SCARY, 152 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,985 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LET HER GO. 153 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,319 I DON'T WANT HER TO GO. 154 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:23,356 MARGARET, JUST GO. I'LL DISTRACT HIM. 155 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,391 COME BACK. 156 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,759 MARGARET, DON'T TURN AROUND. 157 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,464 OKAY, MEN. 158 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,966 GATHER 'ROUND. 159 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,134 TEACHABLE MOMENT. 160 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,137 DON'T THINK OF COMMUNITY SERVICE AS A REQUIREMENT. 161 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:41,141 THINK OF CLEANING UP THIS PARK AS AN OPPORTUNITY. 162 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:42,308 TO GET HEPATITIS? 163 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:44,211 TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 164 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,379 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 165 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,314 I ALREADY DID MY REQUIRED HOURS. 166 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,216 THAT'S A FANCY WAY OF SAYING YOU'RE A VIRGIN. 167 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,350 JOKE ALL YOU WANT, BUT THIS LOOKS GOOD 168 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:55,488 ON AN APPLICATION TO NYU OR UCLA OR KFC. 169 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:59,326 OKAY, STOP TRASH-TALKING AND START TRASH PICKING UP. 170 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:01,093 I-I'LL GET THAT. 171 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:03,029 HEY! THERE HE IS. 172 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,764 HEY...YOU. 173 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,834 HOW LONG'S IT BEEN, MR. REAL ESTATE? 174 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,269 WELL, YOU TELL ME, MR. YOU. 175 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,771 I'M USUALLY REALLY GOOD WITH NAMES AND FACES, 176 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,106 BUT I COULD NOT REMEMBER WHO THIS GUY WAS. 177 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:17,778 FORTUNATELY, I FOUND THAT ONE PERFECTLY WORDED QUESTION 178 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,713 CAN GET YOU ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED. 179 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,182 HOW'S THINGS? 180 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,451 GOOD. UH-HUH. 181 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,252 HOW'S THE BEAUTIFUL WIFE? 182 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,620 CLAIRE'S GREAT. YEAH. 183 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,456 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING. 184 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,091 HOW'S... HOW'S YOUR SITUATION? 185 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,393 OH, YOU KNOW, SAME OL', SAME OL'. MM-HMM. 186 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,928 ACTUALLY, I'M GLAD I'M RUNNING INTO YOU LIKE THIS. 187 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,096 MY CAR JUST GOT TOWED, 188 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:39,031 AND MY WALLET AND CELLPHONE WERE IN THERE. 189 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,870 OH. COULD YOU POSSIBLY LEND ME SOME MONEY FOR CAB FARE OR... 190 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,204 YES. OH. 191 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,372 OF COURSE. 192 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,206 HOW'S, UH, $40 WITH A LITTLE EXTRA 193 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,808 IN CASE YOU RUN INTO TROUBLE? 194 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,911 I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET BACK TO YOUR HOUSE IN, UH -- 195 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:52,980 TIME FOR DINNER, I HOPE. 196 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,281 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 197 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,783 THANKS, MAN. YOU'RE THE BEST. 198 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,283 HEY, DAD. 199 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,284 OH, MY GOD. 200 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:01,120 LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE SO SMALL. 201 00:07:01,153 --> 00:07:02,755 I BETTER RUN. THANKS, PAL. 202 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,225 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 203 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:06,627 DAD. HMM? 204 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,961 THAT GUY JUST SCAMMED YOU. 205 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,295 NO, HE DIDN'T. 206 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,564 IT'S A CLASSIC SCAM. 207 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,665 YOU PRETEND YOU KNOW SOMEONE AND THEN BORROW MONEY. 208 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:13,966 OKAY. 209 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,504 MEN, GATHER 'ROUND. TEACHABLE MOME-- HEY. 210 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:21,440 JUST -- A CIRCLE. GATHER MEANS A CIRCLE. 211 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,009 WHAT DID YOU JUST SEE? 212 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,512 A SQUIRREL EATING A BAND-AID. 213 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:28,115 NO. YOU SAW A MAN HELPING OUT A FRIEND IN NEED. 214 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,417 IF HE WAS YOUR FRIEND, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 215 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:31,485 THAT SLIPPED MY MIND. 216 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:32,920 DID YOU RECOGNIZE HIM AT ALL? 217 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,788 GENTLEMEN, DON'T BE CYNICS LIKE LUKE. 218 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,591 DON'T LET YOUR SKINNY JEANS CUT OFF THE BLOOD TO YOUR HEARTS. 219 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:38,692 I'M WITH YOU, PHIL. 220 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:40,459 I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN THE GOODNESS OF MEN. 221 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,095 YOU HAVE A CONDOM STUCK TO YOUR SHOE. 222 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,831 OH. 223 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:48,034 DEFENSE ALSO HAS NO OBJECTION TO JUROR 14. 224 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,137 MOVING ON, JUROR 15. 225 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:53,206 HERE. ASK ME ANYTHING. I AM AN AMERICAN. 226 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,173 ALL RIGHT. 227 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:55,808 WHEN SOMEONE HIRES A LAWYER, 228 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,278 DO YOU THINK THEY'RE MORE LIKELY TO BE GUILTY? 229 00:07:58,310 --> 00:07:59,211 NO. 230 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,648 THANK YOU. 231 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,783 WHEN THEY PLAY WITH THEIR HAIR LIKE HE IS, 232 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,685 THAT'S WHEN I KNOW THAT THEY'RE GUILTY. 233 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:08,055 YOUR HONOR, WE REQUEST DISMISSAL OF JUROR 15. 234 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,723 WHY? I'M VERY GOOD AT READING PEOPLE. 235 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,024 HE IS GUILTY. 236 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:14,161 AND, BY THE WAY, SO IS THE GUY THAT IS BEHIND HIM. 237 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,461 HE'S NOT EVEN ON TRIAL. 238 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,797 WELL, THEN HE SHOULD BE. 239 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,632 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BUT YOU DID IT! 240 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,466 YOUR HONOR. 241 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,701 HE'S GETTING AWAY. 242 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:23,637 JUROR 15, YOU ARE DISMISSED. 243 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,738 AY! NO, PLEASE, YOUR EXCELLENCY. 244 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,207 I JUST WANT TO DO MY PART AS A CITIZEN. 245 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,877 LADY, YOU CAN STOP ACTING CRAZY. YOU GOT OUT. 246 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,650 LADIES, RIGHT THIS WAY. COME ON IN. 247 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:38,719 OH, YOU'RE IN GRANDPA'S OFFICE? 248 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,052 YEAH. OF COURSE I AM. 249 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,355 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I'M IN HERE ALL THE TIME. 250 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,991 I MEAN, PRACTICALLY EVERY DAY AT THIS...THIS POINT. 251 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,326 THIS IS... 252 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,828 IT'S NOT USUALLY SUCH A...THING. 253 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,230 THERE WE GO. HAVE A SEAT. 254 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,932 DOES THAT GUY WITH THE TATTOOS STILL WORK ON THE LOADING DOCKS? 255 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,902 WHEN I WAS 15, HE GAVE ME MY FIRST CATCALL. 256 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,235 PRETTY SURE THAT WAS HIS LAST DAY. 257 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,236 HUH. HEY. 258 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:58,538 OH, WHERE'S JAY? 259 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,573 HE'S NOT HERE, BUT I'M FILLING IN. 260 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:01,875 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 261 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,243 I'LL ASK HIM TOMORROW. 262 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:04,543 ARE YOU SURE? UH... 263 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:09,282 MEN ARE OFTEN INTIMIDATED BY A STRONG, POWERFUL WOMAN. 264 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,750 JAY AROUND? 265 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:11,619 NO, HE'S NOT. 266 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,451 OH, DAMN IT. 267 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,086 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 268 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,623 CAPTAIN'S CHAIR IS NOT EMPTY. 269 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,456 I'M HERE. LET ME HELP YOU. 270 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,626 SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY, HUH? 271 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,962 OKAY. WELL, WE NEED TO TAKE A DELIVERY OF 100 MIRRORED DOORS, 272 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,298 BUT WAREHOUSE ONE AND TWO ARE BOTH FULL. 273 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,799 HUH. 274 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,802 OKAY, I KNOW WHAT TO DO. I'VE GOT THIS. UH... 275 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,604 WHAT IF WE MOVE THE DRAWERS INTO THAT BUSTED SEMI 276 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,971 IN LOADING DOCK FOUR? 277 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,040 AND THAT WORKS BECAUSE -- THAT FREES UP WAREHOUSE TWO. 278 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,975 WORST-CASE SCENARIO, WE'RE A DAY LATE ON DELIVERY. 279 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:36,976 BUT THEY'LL BE MAD AT US. 280 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,278 WE'LL GIVE THEM A BREAK OFF SHIPPING? 281 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,278 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE LIKE -- 282 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,580 10%! HA. 283 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,414 WE DID IT. YEAH! 284 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,717 HUH? [ CHUCKLES ] 285 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,418 GOOD JOB, TEAM. 286 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:47,955 YOU SEE, WHAT I DID THERE 287 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,389 IS I CREATED A FRAMEWORK FOR PROBLEM SOLVING, 288 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,625 AND I DIDN'T SPOON-FEED THEM THE ANSWERS. 289 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,293 IT'S JUST GOOD MANAGEMENT. 290 00:09:54,326 --> 00:09:57,096 YEAH. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE. 291 00:09:57,129 --> 00:10:00,768 HEY, JAY, I NEED A DECISION ON THAT -- OH, BOY. 292 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,434 GET BACK HERE, DOM. 293 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,571 WHAT NEEDS TO BE DECIDED? 294 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,407 WELL, WE'RE THROWING THAT PARTY LATER FOR HERM'S RETIREMENT, 295 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,109 AND JAY'S JUST SORT OF THE MASTER 296 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,910 WHEN IT COMES TO PICKING OUT CAKES. 297 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,013 OH, I'M HERE. I CAN PICK OUT A CAKE. 298 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,313 UH, ICE CREAM CAKE. 299 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:15,447 MM, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 300 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,017 IT'S A CAKE. IT'LL BE FINE. 301 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,686 OKAY, IS THERE A NUMBER WHERE I COULD REACH... JUST GET IT. 302 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,352 ...JAY? 303 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,755 NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL THE ISSUE, 304 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,957 PEOPLE WANT THEIR LEADERS TO BE DECISIVE. 305 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,094 OH, DEFINITELY. OF COURSE. 306 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,961 WHAT FLAVOR? MINT CHIP. 307 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,298 I'LL COME BACK. I SAID MINT CHIP! 308 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,500 HEY, JOE! YOU WANT TO... 309 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:37,136 I'M LIKE BRUCE WILLIS IN "THE SIXTH SENSE." 310 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,371 JAY, WILL YOU PLEASE PUT THE CRAFT TABLE 311 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:40,539 OVER ON THE HEMP RUG? 312 00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:41,875 NO. 313 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,376 FOR A WORD YOU DON'T USE, I'M SURE HEARING IT A LOT. 314 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,611 THAT'S THE CRAFT TABLE. 315 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,480 YOU'RE HOLDING THE FEELINGS TABLE, 316 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,216 WHERE WE TALK ABOUT HOW WE FEEL. 317 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:53,986 HEY, MR. TABLE, I FEEL LIKE BREAKING YOU OVER A HIPPIE. 318 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,388 WELL, YOU'RE THE LAWYER. 319 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,456 WHEN CAN I GO TO JURY DUTY AGAIN? 320 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,991 UH, YOU KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA. 321 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,461 YOU'RE LITERALLY THE FIRST PERSON WHO HAS EVER ASKED THAT. 322 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,696 I AM SO FRUSTRATED. 323 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,664 THIS REMINDS ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL IN MY VILLAGE 324 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,799 AND WE HAD NO POWER. 325 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,335 OH, THIS IS THE STORY ABOUT THE TV SET 326 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,635 POWERED BY THE DONKEY, RIGHT? 327 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,337 NO, POLITICAL POWER. 328 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,807 WE HAD NO SAY IN ANYTHING. 329 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,241 BUT NOW I AM AN AMERICAN, 330 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,878 SO I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GOING TO BE DIFFERENT. 331 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,880 I WANTED TO LISTEN TO TESTIMONY, LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE, 332 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:24,583 HAVE SOMEBODY BURST IN WITH NEW INFORMATION. 333 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,418 MITCHELL, GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 334 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,821 YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 335 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,722 I HAVE A TWO-HOUR LUNCH MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, AND FRIDAY. 336 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:30,724 AND SUMMERS OFF. 337 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,658 I'M BEGINNING TO GET THE LOW PAY. 338 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,726 THIS JUST IN. 339 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,528 PEPPER SAYS HE'S NOT COMING 340 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,197 IF BOTH J'MARCUS AND RAYMOND ARE HERE. 341 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,667 "IF I WANTED THIS MUCH TENSION IN A SPACE THAT SMALL, 342 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,934 I'D GO UP TO MY MOTHER'S ROOM." 343 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,102 THAT'S NOT NICE. 344 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,605 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE ANOTHER BAD PARTY. 345 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,607 YOU HAVE TO CALL RAYMOND RIGHT NOW AND UN-INVITE HIM. 346 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,942 I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND PEPPER 347 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,278 AREN'T BEING MORE COMPASSIONATE ABOUT THIS. 348 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,511 RAYMOND IS A HUMAN BEING. 349 00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:56,115 WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH INVITING MAJARCUS AND ROLAND? 350 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,350 THEY HAD A HORRIBLE BREAKUP. 351 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,384 MONTHS AGO. 352 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,620 GLORIA, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 353 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,889 I THINK I NEED TO KNOW MORE BEFORE I ADJUDICATE. 354 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,256 ADJUDICATE? 355 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,626 WHEN THE SKIES WERE CLEAR AND THE DONKEY WAS VERY STRONG, 356 00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:10,898 WE WOULD WATCH "L.A. LAW." 357 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,933 THAT IS THE MOCKUP ROOM. 358 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,402 HEY, GUYS. 359 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,636 KEEP UP THE MOCKING. [ CHUCKLES ] 360 00:12:17,669 --> 00:12:19,706 IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP IT FUN. 361 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,908 OOH. LOOK AT THAT. 362 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,775 THE DESIGN TEAM'S HAVING A MEETING. 363 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,476 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO IN THERE 364 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,446 AND GIVE THEM A COUPLE "ATTABOYS," HUH? 365 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,280 NO. NO, THEY LOOK REALLY BUSY. 366 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,416 DON'T BE SILLY. 367 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,219 EVERYBODY WANTS FACE TIME WITH THE BOSS. 368 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,552 OH! 369 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,922 [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:35,654 OH. 371 00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:36,889 MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? 372 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,091 ALEX, I'M FINE. 373 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,259 OH, MY GOD. WHAT? 374 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,327 YOUR PUPIL IS THE SIZE OF A NICKEL. OH. 375 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,429 IT LOOKS LIKE HALF OF YOU WENT TO A RAVE. 376 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,832 CLAIRE, WE HAVE A STORAGE PROBLEM. 377 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,134 IF IT'S THOSE MIRRORED DOORS, I THINK I SOLVED THAT ONE. 378 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,736 NO, SOME IDIOT ORDERED HERM AN ICE CREAM CAKE. 379 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,572 I DON'T THINK THAT NAME-CALLING -- 380 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,474 WAIT, HOW IS THAT A STORAGE PROBLEM? 381 00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:56,009 THE DAMN THING WON'T FIT IN THE FREEZER. 382 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,476 IT'S MELTING LIKE A SON OF A BITCH. 383 00:12:57,509 --> 00:13:00,513 WELL, THEN, UM, FIND THE SMALLEST ROOM WE'VE GOT 384 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,283 AND CRANK THE A/C FULL BLAST, HMM? 385 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,683 OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. THANK YOU. 386 00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:06,953 MAYBE LATER, WE COULD TURN THE HEAT UP IN THE BROOM CLOSET, 387 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:07,955 BAKE MUFFINS. 388 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,422 COMPLETE DISASTER. 389 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,623 I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING. 390 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,658 YOU PEOPLE ARE BEING RIDICULOUS. 391 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,260 IT'S A FREAKING MINT CHIP CAKE. 392 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,162 MINT CHIP? 393 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,196 YEAH, MINT CHIP. 394 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,297 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 395 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,798 AND IF IT'S MELTING, SO WHAT? 396 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,432 WE MOVE THE PARTY UP A LITTLE. 397 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,034 IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY 398 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,503 TO BE IN THE MILL IN 10 MINUTES. 399 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,703 BUT JAY'S NOT HERE. 400 00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:26,173 YEAH, WHO WILL GIVE HERM'S FAREWELL SPEECH? 401 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,539 I WILL. 402 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:30,509 GIVE HIM THE BEST FAREWELL SPEECH HERM HAS EVER HEARD. 403 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,880 MOM, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS? 404 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,315 YEAH, YOU LOOK A LITTLE LOOPY. 405 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,649 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BE FINE. 406 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:41,321 JUST AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHO HERM IS. 407 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,490 KEEP IT UP, GENTLEMEN. 408 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,493 HEY, DAD, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE GETTING RIPPED OFF? 409 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,793 YOU'RE STILL ON THIS. 410 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,729 I TOOK A PICTURE OF THE GUY AND SENT IT TO MOM. 411 00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,865 SHE SWEARS SHE'S NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE IN HER LIFE. 412 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,133 YOUR MOM COULD SAY THAT 413 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,134 ABOUT ANYONE SHE MET AT A PARTY WITH AN OPEN BAR. 414 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,971 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE COULD USE ANOTHER TEACHABLE MOMENT. 415 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,806 OH, I'M GOOD, DAD. MEN, GATHER 'ROUND. 416 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,009 TEACHABLE MO-- MOTHER OF... 417 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,311 LUKE HERE STILL THINKS I GOT RIPPED OFF, 418 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,812 BUT IF THAT GUY WASN'T LEGIT, 419 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,846 HOW DID HE KNOW THAT LUKE WAS MY SON? 420 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,081 BECAUSE I CALLED YOU DAD. 421 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,817 BUT HOW DID HE KNOW THAT YOU USED TO BE SMALL? 422 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,152 I GET THE PROBLEM WITH THAT ONE. 423 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,888 PHIL, DON'T GIVE IN TO HIS HIPSTER CYNICISM. 424 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,423 I ADMIRE YOUR CHILDLIKE FAITH IN PEOPLE. 425 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,091 AND, LUKE, ANSWER ME THIS. 426 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,927 IF THIS GUY IS SUCH A CON MAN, 427 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,163 HOW DID HE KNOW YOUR DAD WAS MR. REAL ESTATE? 428 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,264 BOOM! 429 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,566 SOMEONE GIVE THIS KID A MIKE TO DROP. 430 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,833 WOW. YOU GOT ME. 431 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,736 I'M ACTUALLY FEELING A LITTLE DIZZY BECAUSE OF THAT. 432 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,605 MY WHOLE WORLD VIEW HAS BEEN ROCKED. 433 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,075 I'M JUST GONNA SIT DOWN BEFORE I PASS OUT. 434 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,580 PRETTY SMUG FOR A GUY SITTING ON PIGEON DROPPINGS. 435 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,048 TOTALLY WORTH IT. 436 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,090 Jay: I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF. 437 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,459 [ TAMBOURINE RATTLING ] Erica: * LARRY THE LONELY LEOPARD 438 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,894 * COULDN'T CHANGE HIS SPOTS 439 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:58,230 * BUT ONCE HE PUT HIS SMILE ON 440 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,134 * LOOK AT ALL THE FRIENDS HE'S GOT * 441 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,302 Jay: THEN I REALIZED I WAS LARRY THE LONELY LEOPARD. 442 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,972 I JUST NEEDED TO PUT MY SMILE ON. 443 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,740 THAT SONG WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS. 444 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:09,609 WHOO! [ TAMBOURINE RATTLES ] 445 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,078 HI, GANG. I'M JOE'S DAD. 446 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,779 HEY, UH, ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR A STORY? 447 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,749 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, JAY! OKAY. 448 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,652 THIS ONE'S CALLED "THE TEENY TINY HOUSE." 449 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,886 OOH. 450 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,721 "IN A TEENY TINY TOWN... 451 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,390 ON A TEENY TINY BLOCK 452 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,095 STOOD A TEENY TINY HOUSE WITH A TEENY TINY --" 453 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,261 YOU'RE OLD. 454 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,463 YOU SEEN MY WIFE, BIG EARS? 455 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,667 AFTER THAT, BIG EARS' PARENTS AND I 456 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,470 HAD TO SPEND A LITTLE TIME AT THE FEELINGS TABLE. 457 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,905 LET ME SEE IF I'M UNDERSTANDING THIS. 458 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:44,610 SO, YOU HAVE KNOWN RADAR LONGER, BUT JEMIMA IS THE FUN ONE. 459 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,813 UH, YES, AND KUDOS FOR REALLY ZEROING IN ON THOSE NAMES. 460 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,682 COME ON. RAYMOND'S FUN. 461 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:50,950 NAME ONE FUN THING HE DOES. 462 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,619 [ STAMMERS ] ONE -- SO MANY THINGS. 463 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,921 OKAY, THIS [LAUGHS] HE DOES THIS THING 464 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,788 WHERE HE IMITATES HIS PARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE. 465 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,459 IT'S HILARIOUS. IT KILLS EVERY TIME. 466 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,028 AND IT'S J'MARCUS. DAMN IT. 467 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,998 MITCHELL, WHY IS THIS RAYMOND SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? 468 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,666 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE NOT TELLING US? 469 00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:07,866 NOTHING. 470 00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:10,037 ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM? 471 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,004 NO. 472 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,639 ADMIT IT. YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. 473 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,639 I DON'T. 474 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,875 YOU LOVE HIM. YOU WANT TO BE WITH HIM. 475 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:19,479 AND YOU WON'T STOP UNTIL CAMERON IS OUT OF THE PICTURE. 476 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,148 OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE CRAZY. 477 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,149 THEN WHY? BE-- [ SIGHS ] 478 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,350 BECAUSE I AM RAYMOND. 479 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,184 MM. 480 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,452 WHAT? 481 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,520 YEAH, IF -- IF WE EVER BROKE UP, 482 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,621 ALL OF OUR FRIENDS WOULD PICK YOU, 483 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,956 AND I'D BE THE ONE WHO'S LEFT BEHIND. 484 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,360 OH, HONEY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 485 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,162 I WOULD MAKE THEM INVITE YOU TO STUFF. 486 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,963 HE'S LYING. I CAN TELL FROM THE WAY HE'S PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR. 487 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,532 NO, I-I THINK YOU REALLY GOT TO IT. 488 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,234 SAY IT. OKAY, FINE -- CAM! 489 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,336 CAM'S THE ONE, ALL RIGHT? CAM'S THE ONE I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 490 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,671 HE'S THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BE LEFT BEHIND. 491 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,639 I REST MY CASE. 492 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,307 WELL, I DON'T REST MINE. 493 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,243 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M THE ONE THAT'S GONNA BE LEFT BEHIND? 494 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,311 I'M THE BELLE OF THE BALL. 495 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,845 RIGHT THERE -- THAT'S THE TYPE OF THING 496 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,514 YOU SHOULD LET OTHER PEOPLE SAY. 497 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,815 ABOUT A WOMAN. 498 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,716 NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL RANTS. 499 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,885 OUR FRIENDS DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE KOCH BROTHERS 500 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,520 UNLESS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A COUPLE HOT GUYS 501 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:02,654 IN A BATHROOM AT A NIGHTCLUB. 502 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,822 CAM, YOU HAVE NO FILTER. 503 00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:05,525 YOU SAY WHATEVER RUDE THING YOU'RE THINKING, 504 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:06,759 AND THAT RUFFLES FEATHERS. 505 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,494 FEATHERS HAS TERRIBLE BREATH, 506 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,930 AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE DECENCY TO TELL HIM. 507 00:17:10,962 --> 00:17:13,333 OKAY, THAT'S IT. BOTH OF YOU SIT DOWN. 508 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,666 I HAVE REACHED MY DECISION. 509 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,368 RAYMOND IS COMING TO THE PARTY. 510 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,336 YES! 511 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,938 IT'S A SMART PRECEDENT TO SET, 512 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,007 BECAUSE AFTER WHAT I HEARD HERE TODAY, 513 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,442 I THINK THERE IS A BIG CHANCE 514 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,010 THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE LEFT OUT. 515 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,547 WOW. UH, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT UNDER OATH, RIGHT? 516 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,951 Monty: HEY, THERE HE IS. 517 00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:33,185 [ LAUGHS ] 518 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,987 HOW LONG'S IT BEEN, MR. SPORT COAT? 519 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:40,058 AND THERE IT WAS. THE ULTIMATE TEACHABLE MOMENT. 520 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,796 I GUESS THE ANSWER IS NOTHING. 521 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,632 NOTHING SEPARATES US FROM ANIMALS. 522 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:48,034 GROW UP, MANNY. HUMAN BEINGS ARE BASICALLY TERRIBLE. 523 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,867 YEAH. 524 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,936 HEY! WHAT THE HELL? 525 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,373 THERE HE IS! MR. FULL-OF-GARBAGE. 526 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,773 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 527 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,609 PAYBACK FOR TURNING A BUNCH OF INNOCENT KIDS INTO CYNICS 528 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,078 BY PREYING ON MY GOOD NATURE AND PRETENDING YOU KNOW ME! 529 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:00,880 YEAH! 530 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,615 PHIL -- DR. MONTY LEMON. 531 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,983 I DELIVERED LUKE. 532 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,453 DR. MONTY LEMON WAS THINNER, HAD MORE HAIR, 533 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,890 AND WAS A GOOD 15 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU -- OH. 534 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,492 OH, YEAH. YOU'RE IN MY BABY PHOTOS. 535 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,327 [ GARBAGE RUSTLING ] 536 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,130 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 537 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,632 ANYBODY WANTS CAKE, GRAB A CUP. 538 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:20,567 I'LL HAVE SOME. 539 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,933 IT'S MINT CHIP. 540 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,470 OH. 541 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,173 [ DOOR RATTLES ] 542 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,508 DID IT. 543 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,478 I GOT HERM'S PERSONNEL FILE, AND I WROTE A KICKASS SPEECH. 544 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,979 YOUR EYE IS TURNING BLACK AND BLUE. 545 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,846 YEAH, AND -- AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? 546 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,115 UM, NOTHING. 547 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,518 I JUST GASHED IT TRYING TO GET INTO THE FILING CABINET. 548 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,253 NOTHING A STITCH OR TWO AT URGENT CARE CAN'T FIX. 549 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,257 HEY, UH, "BOSS," ARE WE GONNA DO THIS? 550 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,159 OH, WE'RE DOING THIS. 551 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,460 I KNOW IT'S BEEN A TRICKY DAY, 552 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,962 BUT I AM SO GLAD THE TWO OF YOU ARE HERE TO SEE THIS. 553 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,833 OKAY, EVERYONE, GATHER 'ROUND. 554 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:54,767 JUST BRING IT IN. 555 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,002 LET ME GET YOUR ATTENTION HERE. 556 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,605 OH, OH! 557 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,771 [ CROWD "OH"s ] MOM! MOM! 558 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,008 STUPID ICE CREAM CAKE. [ GROANS ] 559 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,675 I'M OKAY. OOH. OH, GOD. 560 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,810 MOM, STAY DOWN. 561 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,645 NO. I NEED THIS. 562 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,648 I KNOW YOU THINK YOU NEED TO IMPRESS US, BUT YOU DON'T. 563 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,550 YOU'VE IMPRESSED US OUR WHOLE LIVES. 564 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,185 Alex: AND ESPECIALLY TODAY. 565 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,953 NOBODY BUT YOU COULD PUT UP WITH THIS MUCH PUNISHMENT 566 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,855 AND KEEP GOING. 567 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,155 IT MEANS SO MUCH. 568 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:21,059 IT REALLY DOES, BUT [INHALES] I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO. 569 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,060 AND I'M GONNA DO IT. 570 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,863 [ SIGHS ] 571 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,801 [ CLAIRE BREATHING HEAVILY ] 572 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:34,673 HERM IS SO MANY THINGS TO SO MANY PEOPLE. 573 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,310 TO HIS THREE SONS, HE IS A ROLE MODEL. 574 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:42,382 TO HIS WIFE, DOLORES, HE IS A DEVOTED HUSBAND. 575 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,151 AND TO HIS SIX RESCUE BEAGLES, HE -- 576 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,253 WRONG HERM. WHAT? 577 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,655 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERM ANDERSON. 578 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,724 HERM KOWALSKI IS THE ONE WHO'S RETIRING TODAY. 579 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,593 THERE ARE TWO HERMS? 580 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,663 THREE. OKAY, I'M OUT. 581 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,763 OW. 582 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,400 JAY? 583 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,269 IN HERE WITH THE BOOZE. 584 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:05,037 OH, AY. HOW ARE YOU? 585 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,005 FINE. WHY? 586 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,205 THE SCHOOL CALLED, 587 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,343 AND THEY SAID THAT A MEAN BOY MADE FUN OF YOU. 588 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,778 Shh! HE CAN PROBABLY HEAR US FROM HERE. 589 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,346 KID HAD EARS BIGGER THAN STELLA'S. 590 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,048 OTHER THAN THAT, HOW WAS IT? 591 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,049 LIKE ME IN THE TUBE SLIDE -- NOT A GOOD FIT. 592 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,286 JUST NOT MY THING. 593 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,054 AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT BUSINESS ABOUT BONDING, 594 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:23,756 BECAUSE JOE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS THERE. 595 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,291 WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 596 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,527 I GOT REJECTED FROM JURY DUTY, 597 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,095 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE. 598 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,529 Joe: MOMMY! MOMMY! 599 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,865 HEY! [ SPEAKS SPANISH ] 600 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,067 [ CHUCKLES ] AY-YI-YI. 601 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,935 HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOL DAY? 602 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,538 BEST DAY EVER 'CAUSE DADDY WAS THERE. 603 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,906 REALLY? 604 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,609 DID YOU LIKE DADDY BEING IN SCHOOL? 605 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,978 HE MADE SNACKS, HE READ BOOKS, 606 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,714 AND NOW I CALL TOMMY "BIG EARS." 607 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,115 I'M GLAD THAT STUCK. [ LAUGHS ] 608 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:51,917 THAT'S SO NICE. 609 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,820 DADDY, CAN YOU COME BACK TOMORROW? 610 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,324 DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO COME BACK TOMORROW? 611 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,156 YEAH. 612 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,057 HUH. 613 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,660 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 614 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:01,693 I'M A HIT. 615 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,968 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Jay: ANYONE THERE? 616 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,304 HEY, LITTLE HELP? 617 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:12,805 HELLO? 618 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,673 TOMMY? 619 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:14,807 TOMMY. 620 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,409 [ Chuckling ] OH, HEY. I'M KIND OF STUCK HERE. 621 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,477 COULD YOU GO GET A GROWN-UP? 622 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,445 SORRY. CAN'T HEAR YOU. 623 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,813 REALLY? 624 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,248 WITH THOSE EARS? 625 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,816 I'M SORRY, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR. 626 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,085 WHAT DO YOU WANT, MONEY? I GOT MONEY. 627 00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:27,819 GO AHEAD, USE THE CREDIT CARDS. 628 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,622 YOU'LL SPEND LESS THAN MY WIFE.