1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,046 [ducks chirping] 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,179 Come on. Why aren't they transferring to me? 3 00:00:06,222 --> 00:00:07,615 I look just like you. 4 00:00:07,658 --> 00:00:09,096 Maybe I don't have the scent right. 5 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:15,319 A few weeks ago, I found a nest of duck eggs. 6 00:00:15,362 --> 00:00:18,192 I, uh... I lovingly nursed them, 7 00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:22,196 and then, uh, by some...sick fluke, 8 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,980 Claire was the only one there when the ducks were born, 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,417 so they imprinted on her. 10 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,071 Oh, I didn't do it on purpose. 11 00:00:29,115 --> 00:00:31,074 Then make them come back to me. Mm. 12 00:00:31,117 --> 00:00:32,728 [telephone rings] 13 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,729 Who's calling at this hour? 14 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,514 [beep]Hello? 15 00:00:36,557 --> 00:00:37,646 Yes? 16 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,473 Luke's been arrested! 17 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:42,476 --captions by VITAC-- 18 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,521 ♪♪ 19 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,226 [birds chirping] 20 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:56,273 Well, good morning, Leonard. 21 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,883 Leonar-- 22 00:00:57,926 --> 00:00:59,276 I know it's not my well-behaved son, Luke, 23 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,365 who'd never take our car out without a license 24 00:01:01,408 --> 00:01:02,365 and get arrested. 25 00:01:02,409 --> 00:01:04,150 I took the car for a good reason. 26 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:06,805 Sarah Fisher's cat died, and she was devastated, 27 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:09,460 so I thought she might make out with me. 28 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,462 I got caught two blocks away from her house. 29 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:15,596 Everyone is having great luck with girls except for me. 30 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,816 And I mean everyone.[camera shutter clicks] 31 00:01:17,859 --> 00:01:20,515 When is a tuba-strap rash not a tuba-strap rash? 32 00:01:20,557 --> 00:01:24,039 When it's hickeys. 33 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,171 You know, we're gonna have to ground you, 34 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,608 and I was thinking that -- 35 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,131 Oh, we're doing way more than that. 36 00:01:28,174 --> 00:01:30,219 Landon has a $300 fine to work off. 37 00:01:30,263 --> 00:01:32,353 We could fight that -- say the cop was racist. 38 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,746 Even if we lose, it'll start a conversation. 39 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:38,185 You made a mistake, you pay the consequences, Levon. 40 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:39,490 Your first job is cleaning out 41 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,361 the awesome village I built for my ducks. 42 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:42,623 Aren't they Mom's ducks? 43 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:45,278 Do you really want to test me right now?! 44 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,063 Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. 45 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:48,412 We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound 46 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:51,153 takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe. 47 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,242 Okay, now you're just randomly throwing words together 48 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,591 from To Kill a Mockingbird. 49 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:57,159 It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, 50 00:01:57,204 --> 00:02:00,031 or what we're calling... 51 00:02:00,075 --> 00:02:01,643 Tomatogeddon. 52 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:04,254 So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's Famous, 53 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,820 and we're selling it at the farmers' market. 54 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,170 Now, when you say "famous" -- 55 00:02:07,213 --> 00:02:09,171 It's known Missouri-wide. 56 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:12,218 A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal. 57 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,655 Well, at least I'm trying to sell. 58 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,308 What is going on? 59 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,875 After buying whatever they're selling, 60 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,661 I'm guessing people are plum out of spending money. 61 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,879 Wait. No. 62 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:24,013 It's Andrew and Simon. 63 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,014 Thank you. Oh. 64 00:02:26,057 --> 00:02:27,799 Hello. Oh, hello! 65 00:02:27,842 --> 00:02:30,585 Here to try our hand-caught artisanal trout jerky? 66 00:02:30,627 --> 00:02:32,194 -No. -It's selling like hotcakes. 67 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,456 Actually, better. 68 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,284 See the vegan hotcakes stand? 69 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,287 Next to the bespoke honey stall. 70 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,201 We should be careful. This market might be a trick 71 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,639 to get a whole bunch of white people together in one spot. 72 00:02:41,682 --> 00:02:43,206 I'm actually glad you're here. 73 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,860 We're looking for a new senior associate, 74 00:02:45,903 --> 00:02:47,210 and I was gonna call you. 75 00:02:47,253 --> 00:02:49,646 Call me what? A has-been? 76 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,300 "Mitch ado about nothing"? 77 00:02:51,344 --> 00:02:52,781 Why am I doing your work for you? 78 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,348 Look, on a social level, I find you hopeless, 79 00:02:55,391 --> 00:02:58,002 but I always thought you were a good lawyer -- 80 00:02:58,046 --> 00:02:59,831 maybe a great one at the right firm. 81 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,485 Honey, did you bring the other cash box? 82 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,531 This one's filled up. 83 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:05,750 Think about it. 84 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,580 Come on, Joe! 85 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,581 I don't want to learn! 86 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,497 But you have to learn! 87 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,063 And it's so easy. 88 00:03:15,106 --> 00:03:18,414 Look, first, you make the little man, 89 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:22,245 then you tie the rope around its throat -- 90 00:03:22,288 --> 00:03:23,463 No! 91 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:24,943 Joe, don't worry about tying your shoes. 92 00:03:24,986 --> 00:03:26,466 That's for big boys. 93 00:03:26,509 --> 00:03:28,251 Don't tell him he can't. 94 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,645 He can't, but he'll be fine -- Kid has thick, beautiful hair. 95 00:03:30,687 --> 00:03:32,864 -Can I get back to work now? -You're working? 96 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:33,865 But it's not between 10:00 and 2:00, 97 00:03:33,908 --> 00:03:35,127 Monday through Thursday. 98 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,477 Well, I wasn't gonna tell you guys, 99 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,608 'cause I knew you'd make a big fuss, 100 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,914 but the Chamber of Commerce is giving me 101 00:03:39,957 --> 00:03:41,307 a Titans of Industry award. 102 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,396 They asked me to make a video for the ceremony 103 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,528 about what drives me. 104 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,270 JAY: After 30 years 105 00:03:47,313 --> 00:03:49,881 and over a hundred thousand hanger rods installed, 106 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:52,449 some people would kick back and relax. 107 00:03:52,492 --> 00:03:54,103 Not me. I'm Jay Pritchett. 108 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:55,277 [telephone rings] 109 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:56,713 Pritchett's Closets. 110 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,933 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! 111 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:01,502 How many closets do you need? 112 00:04:01,544 --> 00:04:04,634 Yeah. I can handle that. 113 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,334 It's great. I'm starting over. 114 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,205 Why? You guys were bored, 115 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:11,512 and the video obviously doesn't capture my essence. 116 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:14,514 You think that fellow titan Ed Fisk, the Lion of Linoleum, 117 00:04:14,557 --> 00:04:15,689 would make that mistake? 118 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,125 How big is this event? 119 00:04:17,168 --> 00:04:18,997 Is there going to be a red carpet? 120 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,783 No, but Red Murtaugh, of Red's Carpets, will be there. 121 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,350 I'm walking with giants, Gloria, 122 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,961 and that's a good way to get stepped on. 123 00:04:27,004 --> 00:04:28,528 [indistinct conversations] 124 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,531 Oh, there are two over there. 125 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,968 Oh, good. For a second, I didn't think we were gonna find... 126 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:35,752 Hey, isn't that Beth and Andy? 127 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,800 Um, actually, uh, those two are better. 128 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,584 But all those people would be between us. 129 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:42,586 Yeah, but, you know, we spent all day together. 130 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:44,240 I just --Hey. Hey, you two. 131 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:46,372 Hey, Andy. Very cool you're not fat anymore. 132 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:48,331 Hi! Nice to see you guys! 133 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,766 We really should go find seats before the m-- 134 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:52,466 MAN: Sit down, please. 135 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,120 [clank] 136 00:04:55,163 --> 00:04:56,687 Ever since Andy got engaged, 137 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,601 things between us have been weird. 138 00:04:58,646 --> 00:04:59,995 Like "a woman with olive skin 139 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:01,475 trying to pull off red hair" weird. 140 00:05:01,517 --> 00:05:02,824 I just wanted to watch the movie 141 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,173 and get out of there before it got awkward. 142 00:05:05,216 --> 00:05:06,740 WOMAN: I still think about you. 143 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:09,396 MAN: Me too. But I'm with someone else now. 144 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:10,526 I made a commitment. 145 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,180 But do you really love her? 146 00:05:12,223 --> 00:05:13,964 Zombie! [gunshot] 147 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,488 Got it! 148 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:18,447 Anyway, we really should have told each other how we felt. 149 00:05:20,536 --> 00:05:23,148 Nothing? Really? 150 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:25,499 I could not get out of there fast enough. 151 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,716 What's the rush? Sometimes they put 152 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,502 a funny skit thing after all the names. 153 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,417 Hey. Guys, wait up. 154 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:32,375 You want to go grab a burger and a beer next door? 155 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:34,245 Well, I --I definitely do. 156 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:36,466 That movie brought up so much for me. 157 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:38,250 Plus, I got to take my pill with food. 158 00:05:38,293 --> 00:05:40,209 Yeah, I'm not so sure --You're coming. 159 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,776 Oh.Maybe if you're there, 160 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:44,213 he won't try and do his adorable British character 161 00:05:44,255 --> 00:05:46,781 for the hostess. 162 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,564 Will you put this in my veggie burger 163 00:05:48,608 --> 00:05:51,307 and not tell me where it is? 164 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,399 [beep]Hey, Lloyd, it's your dad, 165 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,793 A.K.A. your worst nightmare. 166 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,620 Just reminding you the duck village 167 00:06:00,663 --> 00:06:02,404 needs to be clean enough to eat off of. 168 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,189 You hear me? You better not have. 169 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,625 You're not allowed to use your phone. 170 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:08,237 Yep, I'm everywhere.[beep] 171 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,543 You think maybe you're being a bit hard on Luke? 172 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:13,329 We're his parents, Claire. It's our job to keep him off the stripper pole. 173 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:16,201 I actually like that he's being a little bit rebellious. 174 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,552 Sometimes, between the magic and the trampolining, 175 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:22,598 I think he's getting a little... you know. 176 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,035 What are you trying to say, Claire? 177 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:26,298 A little...me? 178 00:06:26,341 --> 00:06:27,822 There it was again, 179 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:30,432 the insinuation that I'm not dangerous enough for her. 180 00:06:30,476 --> 00:06:34,002 Apparently, she's forgotten I've been to jail. 181 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:37,004 I once led 20 violent inmates in a therapeutic tumbling class. 182 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,007 It was a huge success. 183 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,225 Could I have made the participation trophies 184 00:06:41,269 --> 00:06:42,836 a little less stabby? 185 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,055 Sure. 186 00:06:44,098 --> 00:06:47,231 But overall, a huge success. 187 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,800 When you say you're happy about Luke being a rebel, 188 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,237 it sounds a little like you're also saying...Are you wearing my perfume? 189 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,238 It was to trick the ducks.Oh. 190 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,588 But like I was saying -- 191 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,112 Hey, is that Alex? 192 00:06:57,154 --> 00:06:58,896 It is. That's weird. 193 00:06:58,939 --> 00:07:01,333 She said she was gonna be at school all weekend studying. 194 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,161 [beep][ringing] 195 00:07:03,204 --> 00:07:04,946 Hello? 196 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:07,035 Hey, honey.Hi! I'm here, too. How are you doing, honey? 197 00:07:07,077 --> 00:07:10,603 Oh, yeah, I'm good. I'm doing some work. Really busy. 198 00:07:10,646 --> 00:07:12,170 Well, that's interesting, be-- 199 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:14,389 Yeah, we've got a boring day ahead of us, too. 200 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,523 Heading down to the impound lot to pick up the car 201 00:07:16,565 --> 00:07:19,394 because, yes, your brother got arrested last night. 202 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,615 Oh! Okay. Well, that's great. 203 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:24,052 Yeah, I really got to go. I left my stuff in the library. 204 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,271 And I'm really worried someone's gonna steal my snacks. 205 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:27,750 Okay, bye! 206 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,492 Why did you stop me? I was gonna bust her. 207 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,841 What? In a little lie? I mean, come on. 208 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,540 She's probably visiting a friend 209 00:07:33,582 --> 00:07:35,279 and she didn't want to hurt our feelings. 210 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,500 She barely reacted when she heard that Luke got arrested. 211 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:39,110 She's obviously hiding something. 212 00:07:39,153 --> 00:07:41,112 And now she's walking into that liquor store. 213 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,550 Oh, no. Oh, no. Now, thisis serious. 214 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:46,856 A college student is visiting a friend, and they're buying beer! 215 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,511 [gasps] Relax, Phil. 216 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:49,860 This girl has two patents. 217 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,906 What she needs is two parents. 218 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:55,909 Okay, my point is, it wouldn't hurt Alex to loosen up. 219 00:07:55,952 --> 00:07:58,129 I mean, I'm worried that she's getting a little... 220 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,653 There it is again. 221 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,218 Just say it, Claire -- 222 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:02,742 You like our kids running wild 223 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:03,874 'cause you're worried they're too much 224 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,572 like their namby-pamby dad, 225 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,574 Mr. Goody-goody, mayor of Vanillatown. 226 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,750 Is this 'cause the ducks like me better? 227 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:12,100 That is biological, and you know it. 228 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,536 There are videos of them online 229 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:14,668 following around a vacuum cleaner. 230 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,190 They're basically idiots! 231 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:18,192 Oh, my God. Hang on. She's getting into that van. 232 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:20,411 Oh, now we're concerned!Yes, I'm concerned! 233 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:21,935 That is a sketchy repair van 234 00:08:21,978 --> 00:08:23,980 that is probably being driven by some middle-aged pervert 235 00:08:24,024 --> 00:08:26,244 with one long fingernail that she met online. 236 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,332 [tires squeal]Oh, my God, go! Follow them! 237 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:29,682 [sighs] 238 00:08:29,725 --> 00:08:31,336 Thank you for lending us Manny's easel. 239 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:33,469 Did everyone love the sauce? 240 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,123 Well, if by "everyone" you mean a thousand bees 241 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:38,692 and a pony that escaped from the riding circle, yeah. 242 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,562 Oh, no -- Is this one of those 243 00:08:40,606 --> 00:08:42,477 video wills where you make us compete in a scavenger hunt 244 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,131 for your inheritance? 245 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:46,787 No. It's the video for my Titan award. I told you about it. 246 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,962 I'm trying to project strength and confidence. 247 00:08:49,005 --> 00:08:50,746 Maybe you should lose the Garfield "I hate Mondays" mug 248 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:52,793 on the mantel. Good catch. 249 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,837 I've waited my whole life to hear you say those words. 250 00:08:54,881 --> 00:08:56,404 Want to help me out here?Yeah. 251 00:08:56,447 --> 00:08:57,624 I needed the distraction. 252 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:58,972 I had spent enough of my day 253 00:08:59,015 --> 00:09:00,844 obsessing over Simon's job offer. 254 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,672 Plus, I don't know -- 255 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,631 Seeing my big, strong dad reach out to me in a vulnerable way, 256 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:07,590 it was -- it was kind of touching. 257 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,722 The red button! How do you not see it?! 258 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:11,725 Before you got here, I was turning it on with a broom! 259 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:15,032 Now just -- Forget it. Let's get lunch. 260 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,644 If I could just --Come with me! 261 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,645 Okay, hold the sauce in your mouth, swirl it around -- 262 00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:21,822 really coat your tongue. Now swallow. 263 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:22,735 Mmm! 264 00:09:22,778 --> 00:09:24,738 Right? Much better. 265 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:26,609 [chuckles]Okay, Jay, what you're gonna want to do 266 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,610 is hold the sauce in your mouth, sw-- 267 00:09:28,654 --> 00:09:30,787 I know how eating works. 268 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,658 Not too shabby.Thank you. 269 00:09:32,701 --> 00:09:34,790 You know who else makes a mean sauce is Gloria's dead aunt. 270 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,400 Oh.Oh, there it is right there. 271 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,620 Try some. I'm telling you, it's life-changing. 272 00:09:37,663 --> 00:09:39,230 I don't think we really need two sauces. 273 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,623 And sometimes, when you have sauces from -- 274 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,842 Now you eat. Mm.Oh, yeah, huh? 275 00:09:42,885 --> 00:09:45,105 Oh. Oh, my God. That is amazing. Mmm. 276 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,716 It's a secret recipe 277 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:48,849 that has been in my family for generations. 278 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,677 Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule 279 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,244 during the bicentennial? Because mine was. 280 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,246 My Great-Aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, 281 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:58,466 and because I was the oldest girl 282 00:09:58,509 --> 00:10:00,033 that didn't marry a Peruvian, 283 00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:01,861 the recipe passed down to me. 284 00:10:01,904 --> 00:10:03,690 Sauce me. Right. 285 00:10:03,732 --> 00:10:06,301 Ay,I don't have many things that remind me of Colombia 286 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,868 here in the house, but now I do. 287 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,652 Legend has it our sauce was so secret, 288 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,523 it was only written down one place. 289 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,524 We grew up eating this every Sunday, 290 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,658 and now Manny and Joe will, too. 291 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:17,746 It was tattooed backwards on a lame stable boy. 292 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,879 You could only read it in a mirror. 293 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,793 [sniffs]Mm, can I see that recipe? 294 00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:22,143 Uh, uh, well, I think it's a little bit rude to read -- 295 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,710 Ay!You pushed my hand! 296 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,841 You've ruined it! No! 297 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:26,712 No, no! I can dry it! I can dry it! 298 00:10:26,755 --> 00:10:28,322 No, now the ink's running. Cam! 299 00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:31,934 No, and now you have ruined my great-uncle's napkins! 300 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,894 Does -- Okay, does everything at this table have meaning? 301 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,330 Ohh. 302 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,765 Hey, sorry I'm late. 303 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:38,028 My new lady, Rachel, needed help 304 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,465 picking a pair of shorts to make her stepdad mad. 305 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,076 I wonder what's more of a "screw you" -- 306 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,469 you telling me that story or that the ducks now stare at me 307 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,471 while they slowly go to the bathroom? 308 00:10:46,514 --> 00:10:48,472 Didn't you guys have three ducks? 309 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,779 Yeah -- one, two... 310 00:10:50,823 --> 00:10:51,955 Oh, no. 311 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,173 Uh-oh! Dude! 312 00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:54,827 No, no, no, no, no, no! 313 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,960 [scoffs] Where did he go? 314 00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:00,833 Hey, look, there's a duck-call app we can use. 315 00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,836 Oh, crap. Not her. 316 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,184 What happened with this one? 317 00:11:04,227 --> 00:11:06,403 Well, I was seeing her for a while, 318 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:07,971 then she pulled her shade down. 319 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:09,972 Classy. Get ready. 320 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,541 [ducks quacking] 321 00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:16,500 Scatter!Uh...uh... 322 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:17,850 What the hell are you doing? 323 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,721 Are you taking pictures of me sleeping in a bikini? 324 00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:22,725 No! I was just trying to lure that little duckling 325 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,379 back into my friend's yard. 326 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,729 [gasps] Oh, my God! 327 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,730 It's so cute! Thank you. 328 00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:30,558 You're adorable for looking after him. 329 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:32,299 [duck chirping] 330 00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:34,780 Hey, you know, I think I've seen you around school before. 331 00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,129 I'm Tammy. Manny. 332 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,610 You have got to be kidding me. 333 00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:40,830 What drives Jay Pritchett? 334 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,745 A desire never to repeat himself. 335 00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:43,919 Let me do that again. 336 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,836 What drives Jay Pritchett? An Audi. 337 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,620 I'm gonna start with a joke? I'm following Red Murtaugh. 338 00:11:49,664 --> 00:11:50,753 The man's hilarious. 339 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,668 You've seen him be that baby in his ads. 340 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,148 Just so you know, the camera only has 341 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,802 11 hours of battery, so...Let's see what we've got. 342 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:56,846 Yep. 343 00:11:57,977 --> 00:12:00,153 Why do I look so pale and sweaty? 344 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,591 Oh, well, you're old and Irish. 345 00:12:04,461 --> 00:12:07,856 Hey, um -- uh, Gloria, again, I just want to say that I'm -- 346 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,640 You're sorry? You told me. 347 00:12:09,684 --> 00:12:12,774 Yes, and, uh -- excuse me -- that it was an accident. 348 00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:13,994 Was it? 349 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,038 Yes, of course. 350 00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:18,475 I think. I -- I don't know. 351 00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:21,697 You have destroyed my children's connection to their past, 352 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,654 and you might have done it on purpose? 353 00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:26,788 I'm sorry. Andrew humiliated me today at the farmers' market, 354 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:29,879 and I've always been sauce-competitive... 355 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,793 Look, just let me help you re-create it. 356 00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:35,014 I saw my aunt make it once when I was 8 years old. 357 00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:36,407 You think I'm going to remember -- 358 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,495 [car backfires in distance] 359 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,889 [gasps] Cilantro!What? 360 00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:43,240 That car backfiring, it sounded like gunshots. 361 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:46,895 I remember when I was a little girl in my aunt's kitchen, 362 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,246 and she started chopping the cilantro really loud 363 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:52,206 so that we couldn't hear the noise. 364 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,076 Yes, okay. Well, what else do you remember? 365 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,078 Well, nothing, Cam. It was 30 years ago. 366 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,821 No, the recipe is inside you! It just needs to come out! 367 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:02,389 Mommy, I found it.[pig oinking] 368 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,392 Lemon juice! What? 369 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,394 Oh, see? I told you it's just a matter of time! 370 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,831 [siren wails]Capers, jalapeño, 371 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,268 and a dash of black pepper![gasps] 372 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,621 It's just so sad. 373 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,320 The guy decides to spend the rest of his life 374 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,235 with some zombie he doesn't love. 375 00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:24,455 Your table is ready.[British accent] Smashing! 376 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,240 -A bucket of chips -- -We're not doing that. 377 00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:28,241 [normal voice] Okay. 378 00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:30,113 Hey, um, real quick -- 379 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,899 Why wasn't it more uncomfortable for you to watch that movie? 380 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,552 Right. Because zombies killed my parents. 381 00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:37,990 Oh, never mind. I forgot you can't have an adult conversation. 382 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,644 No, okay, yes. 383 00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:41,995 If -- If we would have watched that movie a few months ago, 384 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:45,085 it would have been really weird, but... 385 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,476 we're all good now, right? 386 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,480 Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I am good. 387 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,134 Dylan and I picked up right where we left off. 388 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,136 I was just checking on you. 389 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,705 'Cause for a while there, you were getting a little, uh... 390 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,489 ♪ Doot-doot, do-do-do-do, doot-doot, do-do ♪ 391 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,230 [chuckles] Yeah. 392 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,101 Beth stood by me. 393 00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:04,451 Well, you know, as close as she could. Hmm. 394 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,671 That's when I knew I was with the right person. 395 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,976 And -- And don't get me wrong -- 396 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,544 I was -- I was pretty hung up on you. 397 00:14:10,587 --> 00:14:11,894 [chuckles] 398 00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:13,764 But once I got it down to only one woman in my head, 399 00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:15,549 I saw Beth in a whole new way, 400 00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:17,029 and we were able to move forward. 401 00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:20,120 That makes sense. 402 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,207 I'm happy for you. 403 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:26,038 [British accent] Look at us, brother and sister, 404 00:14:26,081 --> 00:14:27,169 separated from our mum... 405 00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:30,173 Oh, you're so good at that. 406 00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:31,609 Hey, what do you think about 407 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,177 inviting Haley and Dylan to the wedding? 408 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,397 I love that idea. 409 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,659 And I love you for having it. 410 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:43,970 Why do you think people stopped saying "coinkydink"? 411 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,623 Dylan, um... 412 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,190 Oh, God. 413 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,844 You're breaking up with me again, aren't you? 414 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,063 I'm sorry. I just -- I -- 415 00:14:51,106 --> 00:14:52,979 I feel like Andy and Beth 416 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,633 and everyone in the world are moving forward, 417 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,113 and we're moving backward. 418 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,592 Actually, we're stopping, 419 00:14:58,635 --> 00:15:00,202 because I want to get out of the car. 420 00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:02,857 Dylan -- Stop! 421 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,860 I'm tired of being jerked around. 422 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:08,951 Now I'm moving forward, too. 423 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,822 Can't you at least call an Uber? 424 00:15:10,865 --> 00:15:14,609 You know they banned me for talking too much to the drivers! 425 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,177 She's still not answering. I can't believe we lost them. 426 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,048 We're almost home. I can track her phone from the computer. 427 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,615 [as Claire] "I hope you can track her phone 428 00:15:21,658 --> 00:15:23,009 better than you tracked that van." 429 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,140 I'm sorry, Claire. Just 'cause I'm 1/64 Cherokee, 430 00:15:25,184 --> 00:15:27,013 it doesn't make me a natural tracker. 431 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,623 You realize I'm not participating in this. 432 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,407 Well, you made it pretty clear it was my fault we lost them 433 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,192 due to my less-than-manly driving. 434 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,846 Oh, my God. Yes, this again. 435 00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:36,370 I'm not letting it go till you admit that you wish I was a -- 436 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,457 Phil, it's the van! 437 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,243 In my own house?! Oh, no! 438 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,591 [tires screeching] 439 00:15:41,635 --> 00:15:43,855 Okay, now, hang on.Don't hold me back, Claire! 440 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,682 I may be 1/64 Cherokee, 441 00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:49,817 but I'm also 63/64 crazy white guy! 442 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,124 Where is he?! 443 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,341 -Are you okay? -What are you talking about? 444 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,778 -Are you okay? -I-I-I'm fine. 445 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:57,477 -No, I'm sorry! I-I -- -You are now! 446 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,219 [grunts] 447 00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:00,133 Reuben? 448 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,568 Oh, my God! 449 00:16:01,611 --> 00:16:04,005 I killed Reuben! 450 00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,225 Oh, babe? 451 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,226 What's going on? That's blood. 452 00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:12,144 In my defense, I didn't think anyone would ever find out. 453 00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:13,275 Stay with me, Reuben! 454 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,235 Okay, so Reuben is the one 455 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,452 who picked you up in the van? 456 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:19,020 Yes, it was his dad's -- Oh, my God! 457 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,153 Have you been following me? 458 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,371 He's coming to. He's gonna be fine. 459 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,591 No! No! 460 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,375 Don't try and make this our fault. 461 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,422 You are the one who went to the liquor store and bought -- what? 462 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,859 Ice. 463 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:34,863 Reuben sprained his hamstring today while playing quidditch. 464 00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:37,169 Honey, don't take this the wrong way, but Reuben? 465 00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:38,605 We're in love.Oh, shut up. 466 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,302 No, no, no, keep talking! Remember what happened 467 00:16:40,346 --> 00:16:42,174 when you tripped and fell right before we got here? 468 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,264 You know what? Caltech is hard. 469 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,527 Between all the geniuses and breaking up with Sanjay, 470 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,311 I just wanted something comfortable, 471 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,966 even if it is a wormy little dork that worships me. 472 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,054 Oh, honey, I understand. 473 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,709 Oh, like mother, like daughter, I guess. 474 00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:56,275 Okay. He's gonna be fine. 475 00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:58,147 Phil, come over here and talk to me for a second. 476 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,452 Oh, okay. 477 00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:01,280 Well, I guess we're done with my thing already. 478 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:03,934 If I was ever stupid enough to imply, for one second, 479 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,501 that you were not bad boy enough for me, 480 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,722 I couldn't possibly think that right now. 481 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,463 Because I attacked a 16-year-old? 482 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:13,423 You didn't know who was in that closet. 483 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,121 That's true. Mm-hmm. 484 00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:16,512 Look, he's up. 485 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,949 Okay, we're gonna leave the two of you alone. 486 00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:19,516 Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. 487 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,345 Yeah, we're not gonna tell anyone about this, right? 488 00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:25,695 Forbidden love. It's -- It's hotter that way. 489 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,915 Also, I -- I had a-a-a wand. 490 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,657 Um... 491 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,789 I hate myself so much. 492 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,356 Mmm! It's good. 493 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,576 Of course it's good. It's -- I'm sure -- o...kay. 494 00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,796 Oh, my gosh. It's glorious. 495 00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:40,363 So much better than mine. 496 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,234 Well, your sauce is --Is garbage! 497 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,452 Mm-hmm.It's mostly ketchup. 498 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,932 Gloria, this is what we need to be selling 499 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,326 at the farmers' market. 500 00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:47,892 We would have them lined up clear down 501 00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,938 past the cruelty-free beaver-milk stand. 502 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,287 I would crush Andrew. 503 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,028 I cannot go back to the farmers' market. 504 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,030 The year was 2011. 505 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,684 I had just come back from Colombia 506 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:01,166 with a box full of our family's homemade hair relaxer, 507 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,385 the Colombian Comb-Out. 508 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:07,694 Friday, I sold 50 bottles, but Saturday... 509 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:11,133 It says on the bottle to leave it in for three minutes! 510 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:14,354 No, it says, "Leave in for three. 511 00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,355 Minutes later, you will look fantastic." 512 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:18,140 One, two, three, comb it out. 513 00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:20,185 Ay,I see how it can be confusing. 514 00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:24,145 If it's true, as many people theorize, 515 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,714 that Stonehenge was, in fact, a druid closet -- 516 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:28,715 Mitchell. Hmm? 517 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,282 Uh, oh. Oh, yeah. 518 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,285 Oh, good. We -- We got it!What's with you? 519 00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:33,763 I'm sorry. 520 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:35,766 I'm sorry. I got this whole work thing stressing me out. 521 00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:37,202 It's your lucky day. 522 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,204 You have an audience with a titan of industry 523 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,858 without having to buy the $15-a-plate dinner ticket. 524 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,512 What's the issue? 525 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:47,212 Well, I got this job offer at this really big firm, but, um... 526 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,215 I've actually, uh, been thinking about 527 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,173 maybe starting my own practice. 528 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,394 What's your gut tell you?I don't know. 529 00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:57,179 I-I would like to have my own firm, but that's really scary. 530 00:18:57,222 --> 00:19:00,269 But this other offer is very attractive, 531 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,270 but I'd have to report to this guy who I hate, 532 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,403 which, you know, might be worth it for the job security -- 533 00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:06,449 Take the offer. Really? 534 00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:07,580 It takes a certain type of personality 535 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,017 to run your own thing. 536 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:10,584 You have to be a fighter. 537 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,106 Well, this is fun. 538 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,413 You wanted my honest opinion. 539 00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:15,196 No, Cam! I said no. 540 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,548 The polar ice caps are melting, gridlock in Washington -- 541 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,202 America needs to feel good again, Gloria. 542 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,423 -Let them taste your sauce. -What's happening now? 543 00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:26,556 He wants me to sell my sauce at the farmers' market, 544 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,340 but I am not interested. 545 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,298 -I agree with Gloria. -Thank you so much. 546 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,083 Yeah, you crashed and burned with the hair thing. 547 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,432 You need more of that humiliation? 548 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,869 We don't know that that would happen. 549 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,046 Disappearing middle class, racial unrest... 550 00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:40,221 You got a nice thing going here, Gloria. Enjoy it. 551 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,223 What? You don't think that I can do it? 552 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,269 No. No, he doesn't. 553 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,794 He thinks that he's the only business titan in this family. 554 00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:50,798 Nobody can tell me what I can or cannot do. 555 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,017 I have some sauce to sell. 556 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:56,064 And I'm gonna go register my new firm right now. 557 00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:57,631 And I'm gonna storm out, too, 558 00:19:57,673 --> 00:20:02,330 even though both of those things actually make me very happy. 559 00:20:06,769 --> 00:20:08,945 [beep] 560 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,948 [clears throat] 561 00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:14,169 You want to know what drove Jay Pritchett? 562 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,476 People telling me I wasn't good enough. 563 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,346 There's something about a person telling you 564 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,479 you can't do something. 565 00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:21,523 Blood. 566 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,570 It just lights the competitive fires... 567 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,183 ...drives us to take risks... 568 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,450 ...opens us up to new opportunities... 569 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,322 Oh, hey, Sarah. 570 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,497 I'm sorry about your cat. 571 00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:38,498 I heard you got arrested. 572 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:42,066 Everything I did, I did to prove the naysayers wrong. 573 00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:44,416 So, to everyone who didn't think I was good enough -- 574 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,506 Look, dad! I tied my shoes! 575 00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:48,289 Good job, Joe! 576 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,291 Ah. 577 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,250 ...how do you like me now? 578 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,518 Honey, I don't want to go to this Titans dinner 579 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,953 any more than you do, but we're gonna be late. 580 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,564 Phil. 581 00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:03,479 Phil. Phil! 582 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:04,306 Dunphy. 583 00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:05,699 What is going on? 584 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,134 I'm trying to pay Luke's impound fee, 585 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,528 but this automated phone system 586 00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:09,659 doesn't understand anything I'm saying. 587 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,488 Dun-phy. 588 00:21:12,531 --> 00:21:14,490 "Dun-fee." Yes. 589 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,362 No! No! 590 00:21:16,404 --> 00:21:17,666 Not Bill Dunphy. 591 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,973 We went over my first name for 20 minutes! 592 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,541 Phil! 593 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,544 Phil! 594 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,327 Phil! 595 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,676 Phil! 596 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,156 [door opens]Phil!