1 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:06,831 WELL, HOW DO I LOOK? 2 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,704 BIG DAY. I'M GOING TO SEE ALEX. 3 00:00:08,746 --> 00:00:11,054 I'M, UH -- I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS 4 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:14,057 BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN PULLING AWAY LATELY. 5 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,057 CALLS DON'T GET RETURNED. 6 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:18,105 I DON'T GET ASKED TO VISIT AS MUCH. 7 00:00:18,147 --> 00:00:19,280 MAYBE IT'S HITTING ME HARD 8 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:20,629 'CAUSE I NEVER WENT THROUGH THAT WITH MY DAD. 9 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:21,890 AFTER MY JUNIOR YEAR, 10 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,198 WE -- WE RODE A TANDEM BIKE ACROSS MYKONOS. 11 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,243 COME TO THINK OF IT, THERE WERE LOTS OF FATHERS AND SONS THERE. 12 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,550 PHIL, SIT. 13 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,248 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE DUCKS. 14 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,033 WE HATE THE DUCKS. 15 00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:37,427 [ DUCK QUACKS ] 16 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:38,298 [ DUCK QUACKS ] 17 00:00:38,341 --> 00:00:40,213 [ DUCK QUACKING ] 18 00:00:42,911 --> 00:00:44,914 Again? You have a problem. 19 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,350 I'M HEARING A LOT OF NEGATIVES, 20 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:49,484 BUT WE'RE OVERLOOKING THE FACT THAT FEATHERS CAN NOW FETCH. 21 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,485 HONEY, SHE PULLED A WET HOT DOG BUN OUT OF THE SINK, 22 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,573 AND YOU SAID, "GET THE BUN." 23 00:00:52,616 --> 00:00:53,966 THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS FETCHING. 24 00:00:54,009 --> 00:00:55,924 PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE NOT GONNA LIVE HERE FOREVER. 25 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,753 YOU'RE REALLY NOT THE ONE TO MAKE THAT ARGUMENT. 26 00:00:57,795 --> 00:00:58,927 OH, LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA 27 00:00:58,970 --> 00:01:00,668 DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES IN THAT BUNK BED UPSTAIRS. 28 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:03,106 LOOK, WE HAVE PROVIDED THEM WITH A GOOD HOME. 29 00:01:03,149 --> 00:01:05,368 WHEN THEY'RE READY, THEY'LL LEAVE. 30 00:01:05,412 --> 00:01:06,501 COULD BE ANY DAY. 31 00:01:06,543 --> 00:01:08,111 OH, AND IN THE DUCK'S DEFENSE, CLAIRE, 32 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,112 YOU CAN'T STICK YOUR LEG OUT OF YOUR ROBE AT BREAKFAST 33 00:01:10,156 --> 00:01:11,810 AND THEN PRETEND TO HATE THE ATTENTION. 34 00:01:11,853 --> 00:01:15,162 UM...WHY DIDN'T YOU FIGHT HARDER ABOUT THE DUCKS? 35 00:01:15,204 --> 00:01:16,597 YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID. 36 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,034 THE DUCKS COULD LEAVE ANY DAY NOW. 37 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,689 YEAH, OR IT COULD BE TWO MONTHS FROM NOW. 38 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,692 OR ANYDAY NOW. 39 00:01:23,734 --> 00:01:24,823 OR A MONTH AND A HALF FR-- 40 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,998 HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS? 41 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:30,001 --Captions by VITAC-- 42 00:01:30,045 --> 00:01:33,004 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 43 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:36,008 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 44 00:01:36,051 --> 00:01:37,531 ♪♪ 45 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:41,317 MITCH CALLED. HE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN ARE YOU BRINGING 46 00:01:41,361 --> 00:01:43,146 THE AIR MATTRESS FOR LILY'S SLEEPOVER. 47 00:01:43,189 --> 00:01:45,801 YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY WHO REFUSES TO BUY HIS OWN AIR MATTRESSES, 48 00:01:45,843 --> 00:01:47,628 HE'S PRETTY PARTICULAR ABOUT WHEN THEY ARRIVE. 49 00:01:47,671 --> 00:01:49,370 NO, NO! DON'T EAT MY SAUCE. 50 00:01:49,412 --> 00:01:51,763 THEN I WON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO SELL AT THE FARMERS' MARKET. 51 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,938 NO. OH, GEEZ. NOT THE FAT FINGER. 52 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,984 YOU ALWAYS DO THIS WHEN I PUT ON A FEW. 53 00:01:56,027 --> 00:01:57,159 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 54 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,161 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY. 55 00:01:58,204 --> 00:02:00,424 IT'S THAT DAMN LARD DIPSTICK FINGER OF YOURS. 56 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:03,078 IT DISAPPEARED UP TO THE SECOND KNUCKLE. 57 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,210 Manny: WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S OVER WITH, 58 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:07,082 I CAN FINALLY SHARE MY LATEST FOOTBALL-RELATED PROBLEM. 59 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,736 MITCHELL'S RIGHT. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET A MOVE ON. 60 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,782 THE TEAM LEFT ME OUT OF THE END-OF-THE-SEASON PRANK. 61 00:02:10,825 --> 00:02:12,218 YOU KNOW, THAT TAKES ME BACK. 62 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:15,438 WE TOLD THE SCHOOL BOARD THAT COACH DAVIS WAS A COMMUNIST. 63 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,397 THE MAN SPENT A WEEKEND [chuckling] IN JAIL. 64 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:18,747 SIMPLER TIMES. 65 00:02:18,789 --> 00:02:20,574 WELL, THAT'S BETTER THAN WHAT THESE MEATHEADS COOKED UP. 66 00:02:20,617 --> 00:02:22,185 THEY JUST PARKED THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR 67 00:02:22,228 --> 00:02:23,533 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BASKETBALL COURT. 68 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:24,840 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 69 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,408 [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S NOT WHERE CARS GO. 70 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:29,584 WHY DIDN'T THOSE MEATBALLS INCLUDE YOU? 71 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,412 THEY THINK I'M A GOODY-TWO-SHOES. 72 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:32,239 MM. 73 00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:33,326 I'M NOT. 74 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,198 MM. MY OWN MOTHER? 75 00:02:35,241 --> 00:02:37,853 AY, I'M JUST SAYING IT WOULDN'T KILL YOU TO BREAK SOME RULES. 76 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,768 YOU'RE A MINOR. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT. 77 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,335 I BREAK THE RULES. 78 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:44,206 I JUST PREFER TO BE SUAVE, DO IT WITH PANACHE AND FINESSE. 79 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,209 AY, THOSE ARE AMERICAN SHAMPOOS. I KNOW. 80 00:02:46,252 --> 00:02:48,079 Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? 81 00:02:48,123 --> 00:02:49,908 I GOT OUR SAUCE INTO 82 00:02:49,951 --> 00:02:52,781 THE GRANDDADDY OF ALL HOLIDAY GIFT BASKETS. 83 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:53,998 WHICH ONE? 84 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,218 IT'S CALLED GRANDDADDY'S HOLIDAY GIFT BASKETS. 85 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,567 VERY EXCLUSIVE. 86 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,438 THEY WANT 150 JARS... 87 00:02:58,481 --> 00:02:59,222 [ GASPS ] YAY! 88 00:02:59,265 --> 00:03:00,266 ...BY 6:00 TONIGHT. 89 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,485 NO! IT'S TOO MUCH SAUCE FOR TOO LITTLE TIME. 90 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,879 AND ANYWAYS, I DON'T HAVE THE KEY INGREDIENT -- 91 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,360 THE BLOOD PEPPERS. 92 00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:09,014 AND MY COUSIN CAN'T SEND ME MORE FROM COLOMBIA UNTIL NEXT WEEK. 93 00:03:09,057 --> 00:03:11,234 ONE SPICY STEP AHEAD OF YOU. 94 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:13,280 ENTER THE SERRANO PEPPER! 95 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,497 CHI-CAW! 96 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:15,368 NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 97 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,370 IWILL. 98 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,588 THIS SAUCE IS PART OF MY HERITAGE. 99 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,896 I CANNOT TURN MY BACK ON WHO I AM. 100 00:03:20,938 --> 00:03:22,506 DIDN'T YOUR HAIR USED TO BE DARKER? 101 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:23,420 [ GASPS ]I'M JUST SAYING 102 00:03:23,463 --> 00:03:27,467 THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR OUR SAUCE. 103 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:28,860 "OUR SAUCE"? 104 00:03:28,903 --> 00:03:31,907 ALL OF A SUDDEN, CAM IS CALLING IT "OUR SAUCE"? 105 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:33,951 I GOT THAT RECIPE FROM MY GREAT AUNT 106 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:37,608 WHO GOT IT FROM HER MOTHER WHO STOLE IT FROM A BLIND MAID. 107 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,262 HOW DARE HE. 108 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,829 FINE. WE'LL JUST GO GET SOME BLOOD PEPPERS. 109 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:43,614 THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET. 110 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:46,661 UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO BREAK SOME RULES. 111 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,401 WHY ARE WE BACK ON YOUR THING AGAIN? 112 00:03:48,444 --> 00:03:50,317 THEY JUST SO HAPPEN TO GROW BLOOD PEPPERS 113 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,534 AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS. 114 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:52,406 GREAT. LET'S GO. 115 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,841 YOU'RE ADORABLE. 116 00:03:53,884 --> 00:03:56,278 WE'RE TALKING RARE FLORA IN A SECURE LOCATION. 117 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,497 OKAY, SO, THEN WHAT DO WE DO? 118 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:59,978 FIRST, APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING ME A GOODY-GOODY, 119 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:02,502 BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO LAY OUT A PLAN SO DARING 120 00:04:02,545 --> 00:04:05,114 THAT THE TWO OF YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE GUTS TO FOLLOW IT. 121 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,115 SHOULD I TAKE MY KNIFE? 122 00:04:06,157 --> 00:04:07,508 I HAVE MY BASEBALL BAT IN MY CAR. 123 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,074 OKAY, WE'RE STEALING A PEPPER, 124 00:04:09,117 --> 00:04:10,554 NOT TEACHING ITS FAMILY A LESSON. 125 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:11,860 UH, OKAY. 126 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:13,949 I NOTICED A FEW OF YOUR PROFESSORS 127 00:04:13,991 --> 00:04:15,646 IN THOSE MOUTH-CONTROLLED WHEELCHAIRS. 128 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,519 I THINK SOME OF THEM ARE JUST FAKING IT TO TRY AND LOOK COOL. 129 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,870 DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTICS LAB! 130 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,088 WHAT?! 131 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:25,134 YEAH. COME CHECK OUT THESE GLOVES. THEY'RE AWESOME. 132 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:28,442 ANY MOVEMENT, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST MOTION, 133 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,574 WILL BE MIRRORED BY THE ROBOTIC HANDS. 134 00:04:30,617 --> 00:04:32,663 POSSIBLE APPLICATIONS ARE BOMB DEFUSEMENT, 135 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:36,014 NUCLEAR REACTOR REPAIR, AND REMOTE NEUROSURGERY. 136 00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:38,581 WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND ANY LADY ROBOT HE WANTS? 137 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,235 [ ROBOTIC HANDS WHIRRING ]THIS GUY. 138 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,411 DAD, THIS ISN'T A TOY. 139 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:45,720 HELLO, MY LOYAL ROBOT SUBJECTS. 140 00:04:45,762 --> 00:04:46,590 DAD? 141 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:47,721 JAZZ HANDS! 142 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:49,331 THE OTHER ROBOTS ARE STARING! 143 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,812 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 144 00:04:51,855 --> 00:04:54,119 SO, WHAT'S GOING ON AT HOME? 145 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,903 WELL, HALEY AND LUKE AREN'T AROUND MUCH. 146 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,341 MEANWHILE, THE DUCKS ARE AWESOME AND NOBODY GETS IT. 147 00:04:58,384 --> 00:05:00,516 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT ONE OF THEM CAN FETCH. 148 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,692 OF COURSE I BELIEVE IT. 149 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:02,911 ONE OF MY PROFESSORS 150 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:05,129 TAUGHT A CHIMPANZEE HOW TO PLAY THE SAXOPHONE. 151 00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:07,350 WE ALL THINK HE'S GREAT, BUT HE ONLY PLAYS JAZZ, 152 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,569 SO THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL. 153 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,396 OH. TELL ME ABOUT THESE FELLAS. 154 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:12,702 WELL, THIS ONE'S BEING DEVELOPED FOR THE MILITARY. 155 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:13,964 REALLY? WOW.MM-HMM. 156 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,531 WHAT ABOUT THIS ADORABLE GUY? HELLO, SWITCH. 157 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:16,793 OH, NO! DAD, DON'T PRESS THAT. 158 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,447 OH, HE'S JUST GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK. 159 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:19,927 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! THE MASTER SWITCH! 160 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:20,971 THE WHAT? 161 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:23,800 NO, NO, NO! 162 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,149 OH, MY GOD. 163 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,194 IT'S HAPPENING! 164 00:05:26,237 --> 00:05:27,413 THEY'RE RISING UP! 165 00:05:27,456 --> 00:05:28,632 TURN OFF! 166 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:30,067 I COMMAND YOU TO TURN OFF! 167 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,026 IT'S NOT WORKING! 168 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:31,939 I'M ON YOUR SIDE! 169 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,158 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! 170 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:34,725 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING! 171 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,074 I'M SO SORRY. 172 00:05:36,117 --> 00:05:37,553 [ SIGHS ] 173 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:43,254 GREAT. NOW THE CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM HATES ME. 174 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,045 OKAY, FOLLOW MY PLAN TO THE LETTER, 175 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,612 AND IN 10 MINUTES, WE'LL HAVE PEPPERS IN HAND. 176 00:05:51,654 --> 00:05:52,394 Manny: IT'S SATURDAY. 177 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,658 WILLIAM WILL BE WORKING THE ROSE GARDEN. 178 00:05:54,701 --> 00:05:56,180 FORTUNATELY, HE'LL BE DISTRACTED. 179 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,182 RIGHT NOW, THE APHIDS HAVE THE UPPER HAND. 180 00:05:58,226 --> 00:06:00,185 CAM, WHEN YOU REACH THE STREAM, 181 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:03,274 FOLLOW IT SOUTH SOUTHEAST TO THE HUMMINGBIRD EXHIBIT. 182 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,451 INTERACT WITH NO ONE. 183 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,627 EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TAKE THIS FOR US? 184 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,411 OH, GUESS I HAVE A SECOND. 185 00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:09,281 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 186 00:06:09,324 --> 00:06:11,196 OOPS. TOOK A PICTURE OF MYSELF. 187 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,283 [ CHUCKLES ] 188 00:06:12,327 --> 00:06:14,764 OH, AND NOW IT'S YOUR WALLPAPER. UH... 189 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:18,072 Manny: MOM, TO AVOID DETECTION, TAKE A CIRCUITOUS ROUTE 190 00:06:18,115 --> 00:06:20,814 TO THE EDMUND AND MIRIAM RABINOWITZ PEPPER PATCH. 191 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,643 HEY! 192 00:06:22,685 --> 00:06:25,862 TAKE ME TO THE BLOOD PEPPERS. 193 00:06:25,906 --> 00:06:28,997 I'LL RE-ROUTE THE SENIOR CITIZENS' TOUR... 194 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,434 YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN THIS WAY. YOU LOVED IT. 195 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,697 ...SO THEY'RE NOT AROUND WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE PEPPERS. 196 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:37,658 GO AWAY, BOY. 197 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:40,487 Manny: BE ON ALERT. THERE MAY BE ADDED SECURITY. 198 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,709 WOW. HOW EXHILARATING. 199 00:06:45,752 --> 00:06:47,711 I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A CAPER IN OUR SAUCE. 200 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:49,321 [ CHUCKLES ] HOW COULD YOU? 201 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:51,454 IT'S NOT YOUR RECIPE. 202 00:06:51,497 --> 00:06:52,499 [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,108 HEY, GIRLS. HOW ABOUT A SNACK? 204 00:06:54,151 --> 00:06:55,675 [ ALL YELLING ] 205 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:57,286 [ CHUCKLES ] 206 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,723 I'M HOSTING A SLEEPOVER FOR LILY'S VIETNAMESE DANCE TROUPE. 207 00:06:59,766 --> 00:07:02,072 WE WANT HER TO BE MORE IN TOUCH WITH HER HERITAGE, 208 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,946 BUT BREAKING THE ICE WITH THE OTHER PARENTS HAS BEEN A LITTLE TOUGH. 209 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:07,165 CAM AND I ARE THE ONLY WHITE PARENTS, 210 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,819 THE ONLY GAY PARENTS, 211 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,081 THE ONLY PARENTS THAT FIND US FUNNY. 212 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:14,651 HI. COME ON IN, PATRICIA, MS. TRAN. 213 00:07:14,694 --> 00:07:16,478 THE GIRLS ARE IN LILY'S ROOM. 214 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,872 OH, THIS IS A FUN COINCIDENCE. 215 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:20,656 WE ACTUALLY HAD A COUPLE TRANS OVER FOR DINNER LAST NI-- 216 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,485 THE HARDEST NUT TO CRACK 217 00:07:23,529 --> 00:07:25,706 HAS BEEN LITTLE PATRICIA TRAN'S MOTHER. 218 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:28,273 I DIDN'T TRY HER HOMEMADE PHO AT A POTLUCK ONCE, 219 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,274 AND NOW SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 220 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:33,365 YOU COULD SAY IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A PHO PA. [faux pas] 221 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:34,409 HELLO. 222 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,889 YOUR HUSBAND?MY DAD. 223 00:07:35,932 --> 00:07:38,066 AND I PREFER BRUNETTES, WITHOUT BEARDS. 224 00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:39,632 I LIKE WOMEN. 225 00:07:39,675 --> 00:07:42,331 I'LL BRING PATRICIA'S MEDICINE OVER LATER. 226 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,985 MY PURSE. 227 00:07:45,028 --> 00:07:46,377 MM-HMM. 228 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,336 SHE SEEMS NICE. 229 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,555 YEAH.[ INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER ] 230 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:49,643 HEY, GRANDPA! 231 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:50,860 HI, SWEETHEART! 232 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,601 LITTLE TIP -- YOU MIGHT WANT THE GIRLS 233 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:54,735 TO BLOW UP THESE AIR MATTRESSES, TIRE THEM OUT A LITTLE BIT. 234 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,387 OH, I'M NOT TRYING TO TIRE THEM OUT. 235 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:57,606 NO. I'M THE FUN DAD, OKAY? 236 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:58,869 I WANT THEM TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 237 00:07:58,913 --> 00:07:59,783 THAT'S A ROOKIE MISTAKE. 238 00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:01,175 WHEN YOU ARE CLAIRE WERE KIDS, 239 00:08:01,218 --> 00:08:02,656 I WAS THE SLEEPOVER CHAMP, UNDEFEATED. 240 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,961 THERE WAS NEVER A KID THAT WAS AWAKE LATER THAN 7:30. 241 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:06,442 OH, NO. I REMEMBER MY 10th BIRTHDAY. 242 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,225 YOU LET US WASH YOUR CAR, AND THEN WE CARRIED 243 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:09,793 THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK TO THE DUMP. 244 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:11,447 YEAH, SUN EXPOSURE PLAYS A BIG PART. 245 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,795 WHAT'S THIS STUFF? 246 00:08:12,839 --> 00:08:15,146 UH, MOM, UH, MAILED ME A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM HER GARAGE. 247 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:17,540 SHE THOUGHT I MIGHT LIKE A VCR AND A BUNCH OF OLD TAPES. 248 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,586 SWEET OF DEDE TO MAIL YOU HER GARBAGE. 249 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,023 "JANE FONDA COMPLETE WORKOUTS," "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S HIM," 250 00:08:22,065 --> 00:08:23,240 "COOKING WITH CHOCOLATE." 251 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,807 PRETTY MUCH THE ARC OF OUR WHOLE MARRIAGE. 252 00:08:24,851 --> 00:08:27,550 LISTEN, IF YOU'RE SMART, 253 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:29,552 YOU'LL LET THE GIRLS WALK THIS STUFF DOWN TO GOODWILL. 254 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,598 OR I COULD PROVIDE A FUN, ENTERTAINING EVENING 255 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:34,426 THAT WILL ONLY ENRICH MY DAUGHTER'S CHILDHOOD. 256 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,777 DADDY, WILL YOU JUDGE OUR SCREAMING CONTEST? 257 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,648 OF COURSE HE WILL! HIT IT, GIRLS! 258 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,128 [ GIRLS SCREAMING ] 259 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:43,566 OKAY! YOU WON. YOU ALL WON. IT'S A TIE. 260 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:47,482 OH, HONEY, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE. 261 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,789 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, BUT, YOU KNOW, 262 00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:52,269 THOSE ROBOTS ARE PROGRAMMED TO HOLD A GRUDGE. 263 00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:53,923 NOT HOW I WANTED THIS TO GO. 264 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,578 PROBABLY GONNA BE A WHILE BEFORE I GET INVITED BACK HERE, HUH? 265 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,581 DAD, IT'S OKAY. 266 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,801 YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE SEEING ME A LOT MORE, 267 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,019 CONSIDERING I WANT TO MOVE BACK HOME 268 00:09:03,063 --> 00:09:05,370 AND COMMUTE TO SCHOOL NEXT SEMESTER. 269 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,807 WOW. REALLY? 270 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,461 YEAH. IT'S ONLY A HALF-HOUR DRIVE. 271 00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:10,679 ARE YOU MAD? 272 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,682 MAD? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M THRILLED. 273 00:09:12,725 --> 00:09:14,162 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISS YOU. 274 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,599 WE COULD HAVE OUR OWN ROBOT LAB IN THE GARAGE. 275 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,166 HOW MUCH COULD THAT POSSIBLY COST? 276 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:19,384 WELL [CHUCKLES] 277 00:09:19,427 --> 00:09:22,605 BUT, UH -- BUT WHY? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 278 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,606 NO, IT'S JUST -- 279 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:27,523 UGH, THE PEOPLE HERE ARE ALL SO IMMATURE. 280 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,177 THEY ARE ALWAYS BANGING ON YOUR DOOR 281 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,048 WITH A BEAKER FULL OF MARGARITAS, AND... 282 00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:33,702 THE NERD NOISE IS DEAFENING. 283 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:35,836 DID YOU BRING THOSE NOISE-CANCELING HEADPHONES 284 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:36,750 I ASKED MOM FOR? 285 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,403 OH, I AM SO SORRY. I FORGOT. 286 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,884 SOMETIMES MY BRAIN CANCELS OUT YOUR MOM'S NOISE. 287 00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:41,841 [ CHUCKLES ] 288 00:09:41,884 --> 00:09:43,408 I'LL, UH -- I'LL PICK SOME UP 289 00:09:43,451 --> 00:09:45,628 WHILE YOU'RE IN CLASS AND THEN DROP THEM BY THE DORM. 290 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,889 THANKS. 291 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:47,977 EXCUSE ME. 292 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,631 CANNON BALL TONIGHT. DON'T MISS IT. 293 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,894 OH, NO, NO. THANKS. 294 00:09:51,938 --> 00:09:52,765 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 295 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:54,724 OH, IT'S JUST SOME STUPID TRADITION WHERE, 296 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:55,855 AT THE END OF THE SEMESTER, 297 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,292 ALL THE FRESHMEN JUMP OFF A HIGH DIVE 298 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,902 IN CHEESY PROM DRESSES. 299 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,337 OH, THAT COULD BE FUN. 300 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:01,557 IT DEFINITELY WON'T BE. 301 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,471 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE... 302 00:10:03,514 --> 00:10:04,515 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 303 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:05,865 I-I-I DID. 304 00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:07,868 I'VE -- I'VE ALREADY BEEN TO LIKE 10 PARTIES, 305 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:08,695 AND THEY'RE ALL LAME. 306 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,044 EVERYONE JUST TALKS TO THEIR OWN DORM MATE. 307 00:10:11,087 --> 00:10:13,568 SWEETIE, SOMETIMES IT TAKES A WHILE TO WARM UP TO PEOPLE. 308 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,875 WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO COME HOME? 309 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:16,919 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? 310 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:20,270 BECAUSE, FINE, I'LL JUST GO GET AN APARTMENT OFF CAMPUS. 311 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,663 ALEX, DON'T GET MAD. 312 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:22,664 WELL, I AMMAD. 313 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:23,710 BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY SMART ENOUGH 314 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,668 TO KNOW WHAT'S WORKING FOR ME AND WHAT ISN'T, 315 00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:28,802 AND THIS ISN'T. 316 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:29,846 I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS. 317 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,849 Guy: HEADS UP! WATCH OUT! 318 00:10:34,807 --> 00:10:37,245 HOW'D HE DO THAT? 319 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,549 MITCHELL? 320 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,249 Lily: IN THE KITCHEN, GRANDPA! 321 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,250 VIETNAMESE GIRLS AND A MAN IN MAKEUP. 322 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,078 WHEN DOES BOB HOPE TAKE THE STAGE? 323 00:10:45,121 --> 00:10:46,167 DELIGHTFUL. 324 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,255 YOU'RE GOOD TO GO ON THE AIR MATTRESSES. 325 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:50,866 GOOD LUCK WITH THE SLEEPOVER. 326 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:53,913 YES, MA'AM? 327 00:10:53,956 --> 00:10:55,567 I DON'T WANT TO BE THE FUN DAD ANYMORE. 328 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,744 I NEED TO KNOCK THESE GIRLS OUT QUICK. 329 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:58,701 TEACH ME. 330 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,835 ♪♪ 331 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,272 LET'S GO, LADIES! REACH TO THE SKY! 332 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,056 Mitchell: HOW ARE YOU BETTER AT THIS THAN JANE FONDA? 333 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,144 MITCHELL, YOU CAN'T TALK 334 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:08,971 AND FEEL THE BURN AT THE SAME TIME. 335 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,712 DONKEY-KICK LIKE YOU MEAN IT, JENNIFER. 336 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:13,410 I'M JUST CURIOUS, BECAUSE THIS TAPE WAS ON ITS WAY TO GOODWILL, 337 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,586 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU PULLED IT OUT OF YOUR BACK POCKET. 338 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,284 I PUT ON A COUPLE OF EXTRA POUNDS, 339 00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:19,634 AND JANE GOT ME OUT OF A SIMILAR SITUATION IN THE '80s. 340 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,636 PLEASE TELL ME YOU WERE WEARING LEG WARMERS. 341 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,855 LEAVE ME ALONE. OH. 342 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,553 WE GOT THIS, GIRLS. MARCH IT OUT. 343 00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:27,947 WELL, FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH, DAD, I DIDN'T NOTICE. 344 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:28,948 GLORIA DID. 345 00:11:28,991 --> 00:11:31,515 SHE DID THAT LITTLE POKE THING TO MY SPARE TIRE. 346 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,213 LILY, KEEP THE BEAT. 347 00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:35,738 I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT IT BUGGED THE HELL OUT OF ME. 348 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,740 KIM-LY, WE'RE PUNCHING AND WE'RE STEPPING. 349 00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:40,177 CARE TO JOIN US? 350 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,527 SO, I FIGURED I'D DO THIS WORKOUT 351 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,006 EVERY DAMN DAY OF THE WEEK 352 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,923 UNTIL I WAS NOTHING BUT ABS, BUNS, AND THIGHS. 353 00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:48,750 WORK YOUR GLUTES, TIFFANY! 354 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:50,404 THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM AREA. 355 00:11:50,447 --> 00:11:52,972 OKAY, DAD, NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE BEEN LISTENING 356 00:11:53,015 --> 00:11:55,671 TO YOU WHINE ABOUT GAINING AND LOSING THE SAME 10 POUNDS 357 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,976 SINCE, AT AGE 60, YOU MARRIED 358 00:11:57,019 --> 00:11:58,760 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. 359 00:11:58,804 --> 00:12:01,458 AND WHILE I APPRECIATE WHAT MIGHT BE THE RICH-WHITE-MANNEST 360 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,895 OF RICH-WHITE-MAN PROBLEMS, 361 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:05,985 THIS TAPE IS ONLY ENERGIZING THESE LITTLE GIRLS. 362 00:12:06,028 --> 00:12:06,986 THIS IS BORING. 363 00:12:07,029 --> 00:12:08,466 LET'S GO AND BUILD A FORT IN MY ROOM. 364 00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:09,553 Girl: OKAY. 365 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:10,903 SO, WHAT? YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE UP? 366 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,470 YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO SURRENDER. 367 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,775 NO, SIR. 368 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,908 I'M NOT LOSING TO THE VIETNAMESE TWICE IN A LIFETIME. 369 00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:16,909 GET UP. 370 00:12:16,952 --> 00:12:18,693 NO MAN LEFT BEHIND. OKAY. 371 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,914 LOOK AT THIS GOLF COURSE. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOME FOR DUCKS. 372 00:12:21,957 --> 00:12:23,960 OKAY, NOW, WHO'S GONNA HELP ME 373 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,354 SET THESE LITTLE SUCKERS FREE, HUH? 374 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,355 YOU DO IT.I'M GOOD. 375 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,922 OH, COME ON.[ DUCKS QUACKING ] 376 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,836 WE ALL HATE THE DUCKS. WE ALL WANT THEM GONE. 377 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,576 WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE BAD GUY? 378 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,014 I DON'T KNOW. WHY AM I THE PRETTY ONE? 379 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:34,927 WE ALL HAVE OUR THING. 380 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,059 FINE. FINE. I'LL DO IT. 381 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,365 OKAY. 382 00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:41,063 GET ON OUT THERE. THERE YOU GO. YOU'RE FREE. OKAY. 383 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:43,283 WHY AREN'T THEY GOING ANYWHERE? 384 00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:45,807 WELL, MISS THING OVER THERE IS STILL GETTING HERSELF READY. 385 00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:47,201 I SWEAR SHE SPENT ALL MORNING 386 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,245 LOOKING AT HER REFLECTION IN THE WATER BOWL. 387 00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:51,030 [ CHUCKLES ] HOW ABOUT THAT WEIRDO? 388 00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:53,729 DID YOU SEE WHEN HE GOT HIS BILL STUCK IN HIS CAGE YESTERDAY? 389 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,860 WHAT A SWEET LITTLE DOPE. [ CHUCKLES ] 390 00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:57,298 I KNOW. HE'S LUCKY HIS SISTER IS SO SMART. 391 00:12:57,341 --> 00:13:00,039 YOU KNOW, SHE FIGURED OUT HOW TO UNLATCH THE CAGE 392 00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:00,866 AND SET HIM FREE. 393 00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:02,956 [ CHUCKLES ] 394 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,957 OH, MY GOD. 395 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,004 DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING? 396 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,265 NO. OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 397 00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:11,659 THE REASON WHY YOUR DAD IS SO ATTACHED TO THESE DUCKS 398 00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:13,966 IS THEY REMIND HIM OF YOU GUYS. 399 00:13:14,009 --> 00:13:15,184 WE GOT TO GET THEM HOME. 400 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,707 THEY'RE GONE. 401 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,841 OH, MY GOD. 402 00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,625 WHERE ARE THEY? 403 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,192 OH, GOD. 404 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,976 WHAT THE HELL? 405 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:25,847 DOES EVERYONE GET RID OF THEIR DUCKS HERE? 406 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:26,936 [ DUCKS QUACKING ] 407 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,551 [ DUCKS QUAKING ]CAN'T WE JUST PICK ANY THREE? 408 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,075 MNH-MNH. YOUR FATHER WILL KNOW IMMEDIATELY. 409 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,773 LOOK. I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE DUMB LUKE DUCK. 410 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,080 THE ONE ENTERTAINING THE OTHERS? [ CHUCKLES ] 411 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,255 HIS HEAD IS CAUGHT IN THE FRITOS BAG. 412 00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:44,213 HEY. ISN'T THAT YOUR DUCK?WHERE? 413 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:47,434 THE ONE PUSHING OATS AROUND WITH ITS BEAK, PRETENDING TO EAT. 414 00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,044 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. GO GET YOUR DUCKS. GO. 415 00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:50,654 WHAT? NO. IT IS FILTHY AND FILMY. 416 00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:52,134 AND THAT'S BEFORE LUKE EVEN GETS IN IT. 417 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,484 WHAT'S THE POINT IN GETTING TWO DUCKS 418 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,789 IF WE DON'T HAVE THE THIRD ONE? 419 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,009 AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE ALEX DUCK? 420 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,446 WAIT UNTIL NEW YEAR'S EVE AND SEE WHICH ONE STAYS HOME? 421 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,881 NO. NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. 422 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,014 WE ARE NOT GOING HOME WITHOUT ALL THREE DUCKS. 423 00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:05,714 HANG ON. LET'S SEE IF YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT. 424 00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:06,583 FEATHER. 425 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,239 FEATHER. FETCH. 426 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:12,024 [ DUCK QUACKS ] 427 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,895 NO WAY. 428 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,245 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. GET YOUR DUCKS. 429 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,508 I JUST SPENT A WEEK'S SALARY ON THESE SHOES. 430 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,770 I'M NOT -- OH, LOOK AT THOSE BIG BROWN EYES. 431 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,903 THEY TAKE UP HALF HER FACE! 432 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,687 I'M COMING, PRINCESS! 433 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:23,905 AAH! 434 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,995 PARDON ME. 435 00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:28,302 SORRY. HAVE FUN. 436 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:35,961 [ Robotic voice ] WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS TYPE OF URANIUM CAKE? 437 00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:37,049 YELLOW! 438 00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:38,615 HEY. 439 00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,575 WHAT'S GOING ON? 440 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,143 UM, I FOUND THIS INHALER. DO YOU KNOW WHOSE IT IS? 441 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,971 THERE'S ONLY SIX PEOPLE HERE WHO DON'T USE THOSE. 442 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,059 THEY THROW THEM IN THE AIR AT GRADUATION. 443 00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:49,062 ALL RIGHT. 444 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,323 HEY, DID YOU BRING THOSE HEADPHONES? 445 00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:51,542 YEAH. RIGHT HERE. 446 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,153 THANKS. 447 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,415 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 448 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,940 HEY, HONEY. 449 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,159 I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER. 450 00:15:00,202 --> 00:15:02,945 I THINK MAYBE BEING ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS TOOK ME BACK, 451 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:08,081 AND SOME OF MY OWN FIRST-YEAR INSECURITIES BUBBLED UP. 452 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,952 I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY, AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED, 453 00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:12,649 I WAS ALWAYS ON THE OUTSIDE. 454 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:15,826 AND THEN SUDDENLY, ONE DAY, SOMETHING CLICKED AND I WAS IN. 455 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:18,177 I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW. 456 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,788 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, 457 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,311 DOESN'T MEAN THAT'S --NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 458 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,965 THAT'S -- THAT'S MY POINT. 459 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,967 MY STORY ISN'T YOUR STORY. 460 00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:27,621 AS INTIMIDATING AS THIS PLACE MAY BE, 461 00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:30,972 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WALK AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE. 462 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,019 IF YOU TELL ME YOU'VE GIVEN IT YOUR BEST SHOT, 463 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,238 THEN I KNOW YOU HAVE. 464 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,804 SO DON'T BE MAD AT ME, OKAY? 465 00:15:36,847 --> 00:15:38,807 I'M NOT MAD. 466 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,027 ALL RIGHT, KIDDO. 467 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,594 YOUR MOM AND I WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK TO PACK YOU UP. 468 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,552 I LOVE YOU. 469 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,596 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 470 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,036 BYE. BYE. 471 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,004 [ CHUCKLES ] 472 00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:06,442 OKAY. GRANDDADDY'S TRUCK'S GONNA BE HERE IN 84 MINUTES. 473 00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:09,229 SO, WE'RE TIGHTENING, WE'RE STIRRING, WE'RE CHOPPING. 474 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,143 BOTTLE IT UP! 475 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,274 I CAN'T. I'M JUST TOO EXCITED. 476 00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:13,754 OH, OH, YOU MEAN THE SAUCE IN THE -- GOT IT. YES. 477 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,019 CAM... 478 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,193 WHAT IS THIS? OH, MY GOSH. 479 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,890 YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THESE YET. 480 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:23,417 THIS IS JUST A POTENTIAL LABEL IDEA THAT I-I HAD MOCKED UP. 481 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,157 SO... 482 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,461 BUT I AM NOT EVEN ON IT. 483 00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,072 NO, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE. 484 00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:29,596 SEE? YOU'RE THE SILHOUETTE RIGHT HERE BY THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS. 485 00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,163 THAT WAY, PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOU 486 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,034 AND NOT THE TOXIC AMOUNT OF SODIUM. 487 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,254 I HAVE OTHERS, TOO. 488 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,255 YOU KNOW, I HAVE ONE OF US ON A PEPPER ROCKET 489 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:37,169 ON OUR WAY TO FLAVOR CITY. 490 00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:39,085 YOU'RE IN FRONT OF ME, AND IT'S CUTE. 491 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,434 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THIS PARTNERSHIP IS WORKING. 492 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,307 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 493 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:45,177 WHAT AM I SAYING? 494 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,048 THIS IS FAMILY'S SAUCE, 495 00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:49,225 AND YOU HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO CHANGE THE RECIPE. 496 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:52,663 YOU TOOK A HUGE ORDER WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME. 497 00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:54,143 AND NOW THIS? 498 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:58,581 IF I AM GOING TO FLAVOR CITY, I AM GOING BY MYSELF. 499 00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,890 YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME? 500 00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:04,413 WHEN I FIRST STARTED DATING CAM, 501 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,415 HIS EX-BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A HEADS UP. 502 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,201 HE SAID, "CAM'S A GREAT GUY, 503 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,420 BUT I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM." 504 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,335 AND I SAID, "WHY? DOES HE GET ANGRY, 505 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,207 WEEPY, JEALOUS, DESPONDENT?" 506 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,209 HE SAID, "YES." 507 00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:18,211 YOU'REBREAKING UP WITH ME? 508 00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:20,169 THIS BUSINESS WAS MYIDEA. 509 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,952 I GOT YOU INTO THE FARMERS' MARKET. 510 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,912 I GOT YOU INTO THOSE BASKETS. 511 00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:26,696 YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A HOUSEWIFE WHEN I FOUND YOU. 512 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,699 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU. 513 00:17:28,742 --> 00:17:30,440 BEING A HOUSEWIFE IS THE HARDEST JOB ON THE PLANET. 514 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,920 YOU'RE NEVER NOT AT WORK. 515 00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:33,661 [ Crying ] IT'S JUST -- HOW DID WE GET TO THIS PLACE? 516 00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:35,183 UNLESS... 517 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,098 THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE, ISN'T THERE? 518 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,318 OH, HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND? 519 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,885 LET ME GUESS -- SOMEBODY WITH MORE EXPERIENCE? 520 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,366 SOMEBODY COLOMBIAN? 521 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,195 WELL, YOU'RE NO PICNIC, EITHER. 522 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,285 SO, WHO IS IT? 523 00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:51,374 HMM? 524 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,288 SAY SOMETHING! 525 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,769 I'VE SEEN MY MOM BREAK UP WITH A LOT OF GUYS. 526 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,381 SHE HAS THIS WEIRD POWER TO GET THEM TO DO ALL THE WORK. 527 00:17:58,424 --> 00:17:59,773 ONE MINUTE, THEY'RE A MESS. 528 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,384 THE NEXT, THEY'RE THANKING HER 529 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,038 FOR THE BEST YEAR OF THEIR LIVES. 530 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,258 THE LAST GUY HELPED US MOVE INTO JAY'S HOUSE. 531 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,476 YOU KNEW. 532 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,392 YOU KNEW I NEEDED THE MOTIVATION TO CREATE MY OWN SAUCE. 533 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:11,133 YOU KNEW ALL ALONG. 534 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,568 YOU'RE WELCOME, CAM. AND DON'T WORRY. 535 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,570 I KNOW THAT ONE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOUR SAUCE 536 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,529 IN GRANDDADDY'S BASKET. 537 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,270 WELL, THAT PAINTS A PICTURE. 538 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,185 NOW, SEE, THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF HERE TO TIRE THE KIDS OUT. 539 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,276 LOOK -- BRICKS FOR CARRYING, SHOVELS FOR DIGGING. 540 00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:24,277 SHOVELS. WHEN DID WE GET SHOVELS? 541 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:25,625 OKAY, WELL, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, 542 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,626 CAN YOU DO IT SOMEPLACE ELSE? 543 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,063 I'M HELPING GLORIA BOTTLE HER SAUCE, 544 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,238 AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 545 00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:30,500 AY, CAM. I THINK IT'S TOO LATE. 546 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,414 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH. 547 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,763 YOU MIGHT. 548 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:36,027 OH, MS. TRAN. IS THAT PATRICIA'S MEDICINE? 549 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:38,769 Jay: PICK UP THE PACE, LADIES! 550 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,944 COME ON! WE'VE ONLY GOT 20 MINUTES! 551 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,209 TRUST ME. THIS IS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN IT LOOKS. 552 00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,166 MY FINGERS HURT. 553 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,996 HEY, HONEY, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING ON THE LINE? 554 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,393 OKAY. LET'S JUST GET THESE DUCKS BACK INTO THE GARAGE 555 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:54,523 AS FAST AS WE CAN, AND please be quiet. 556 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,221 I don't want your father to hear us.HELLO. 557 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,353 OH, UH... 558 00:18:57,396 --> 00:19:02,228 I GOT HOME EARLY AND NOTICED THE SIX OF YOU HAD...DUCKED OUT. 559 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,055 WELL, WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE DUCKS, 560 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:06,013 AND -- AND WE WANTED TO PLAY WITH THEM, TOO. 561 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,451 AND WE --AND WHAT, CLAIRE? 562 00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:09,973 THE CRAZIEST THING HAPPENED? 563 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,325 YOU TURNED A HARD CORNER, THE CAGE BANGED OPEN, 564 00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,240 ONE OF THEM HIT THE SUNROOF BUTTON, 565 00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:17,416 AND OUT THEY FLEW, LEAVING US WITH NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY -- 566 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,419 I INTERRUPTED YOU. GO ON.[ DUCKS QUAKING ] 567 00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:21,769 WE HAVE NOT ALWAYS LOVED THE DUCKS, PHIL, 568 00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:23,814 BUT I THINK WE'RE STARTING TO GET IT. 569 00:19:23,857 --> 00:19:26,556 YEAH. WE WANT THEM TO STAY. WE KNOW WHY YOU LOVE THEM. 570 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,775 THANK YOU. 571 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:29,819 I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 572 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,213 BEFORE THESE LITTLE SCAMPS WADDLED INTO YOUR HEARTS 573 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,302 JUST LIKE THEY DID MINE. 574 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,174 NOW, COME ON. HELP ME THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW. 575 00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:39,265 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 576 00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:42,355 IT IS TIME FOR THEM TO GO. 577 00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:44,487 BUT, HONEY, ARE YOU SURE THEY CAN EVEN FLY? 578 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,402 ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET, THEY WERE READY A MONTH AGO. 579 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:48,361 AT BREAKFAST, YOU WERE GIVING THEM SHOULDER RUBS. 580 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,710 WHAT HAPPENED? 581 00:19:49,752 --> 00:19:51,667 I REALIZED TODAY THAT I MAY HAVE BEEN HOLDING THEM BACK 582 00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,800 BECAUSE THAT WAS FUN FOR ME. 583 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:58,371 BUT IN THE END, YOU GOT TO LET THEM SPREAD THEIR WINGS, RIGHT? 584 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,460 ♪♪ 585 00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:03,027 Girl #1: WHOO! LET'S GO!Girl #2: ALL RIGHT, ALEX! 586 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:06,509 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 587 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,597 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S DO THIS. 588 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,252 ONE, TWO... 589 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,342 COME VISIT US! 590 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,953 MAKE GOOD CHOICES! 591 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,260 [ SIGHS ] IN MANY WAYS, YOUFETCHED ME! 592 00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:25,180 ♪♪ 593 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,790 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 594 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,278 [ CLEARS THROAT ]YOU CAUGHT ME. 595 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,846 I KNOW THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK. 596 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:41,587 MM, SOMETIMES THEY DO. 597 00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:45,721 HELLO? 598 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,333 HEY, ALEX. 599 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,683 WHAT'S GOING ON, SWEETHEART? 600 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:51,728 YEAH? 601 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,431 "ONCE THE LOWER SPRING HINGE IS SECURED, 602 00:20:58,473 --> 00:21:01,912 YOU CAN THEN ATTACH THE CLOSET DOOR." 603 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:07,569 THEY'RE ALL SLEEPING, MITCH. 604 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,920 NOT BAD. 605 00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:13,315 7:45. ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. 606 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:18,058 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M STILL UNDEFEATED.