1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,804 [ SCOFFS ] WHY DO I STILL HAVE TO COME 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:05,673 TO THESE FAMILY MEETINGS? 3 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:06,740 I'M AN ADULT. 4 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:07,541 SHE SAID, EMERGING FROM THE BASEMENT 5 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:08,409 IN HER PAJAMAS AT NOON. 6 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:09,577 GET OFF MY BACK. IT'S SATURDAY. 7 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:10,843 RIGHT? YEAH. 8 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,313 WHAT IS THIS MEETING ABOUT? 9 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,913 ARE THE DUCKS BACK? 'CAUSE THAT WAS WEIRD. 10 00:00:13,946 --> 00:00:15,215 THEY SAVED US. 11 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,850 FROM PEOPLE THINKING WE'RE NORMAL. 12 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,051 YOUR MOM STARTS HER NEW JOB 13 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:19,887 RUNNING GRANDPA'S CLOSET COMPANY ON MONDAY, 14 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,222 AND YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS WHEN THERE ARE BIG CHANGES. [ GROANS ] 15 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,690 Claire: [ English accent ] KNOCKITY-KNOCK! 16 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:24,757 OH, NO. NOT -- 17 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:25,925 MRS. CLUTTERWORTH. 18 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:27,594 WHO'S READY TO TAKE EVERYTHING WE DON'T WANT 19 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,696 AND TOSS IT IN THE BIN? 20 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:30,030 I AM! 21 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,265 YOU GET HER ARMS, I'LL GET HER LEGS. 22 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,000 [ Normal voice ] I CREATED MRS. CLUTTERWORTH 23 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,201 WHEN THE KIDS WERE LITTLE 24 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,936 AS A WAY TO MAKE HOME ORGANIZING FUN. 25 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,606 SO FUN. SUPER FUN. 26 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,240 MAYBE A LITTLE CONFUSING. 27 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,341 WHY? 28 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,110 WELL, THE NAME IS CLEARLY INSPIRED 29 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,345 BY MRS. BUTTERWORTH, RIGHT? MM-HMM. YEAH. 30 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,914 BUT SOMEHOW SHE HAS A BRITISH ACCENT. 31 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,216 YEAH, WELL, THE KIDS 32 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,850 WERE SUPER INTO MARY POPPINS BACK THEN. 33 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,351 STILL MISSING A STEP. 34 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,387 TAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS UP TO YOUR ROOMS. 35 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,854 PUT EVERYTHING IN IT YOU DON'T USE. 36 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:56,890 CAN'T WE JUST DO THIS NEXT WEEKEND, OR, LIKE, NEVER? 37 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:57,890 NO. 38 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,460 I AM STARTING MY NEW JOB 39 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,228 AND I WANT TO LEAVE THINGS AS ORGANIZED AS POSSIBLE. 40 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,896 MOST PEOPLE JUST THROW STUFF INTO A CLOSET. 41 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,864 [ SIGHS ] AS PRESIDENT OF A CLOSET COMPANY, 42 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:05,899 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. 43 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,900 WE'RE DOING THIS. 44 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:11,239 OR, MORE TO THE POINT, IF... 45 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,240 [ British accent ] * THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE * 46 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,807 * AND YOU NEVER, EVER USE IT 47 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,075 * PUT IT IN THE BIN 48 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,412 * LOSE IT, LOSE IT, LOSE IT * 49 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,248 OH, I THINK YOU'VE LOST IT, LOST IT, LOST IT. 50 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,484 -- Captions by VITAC -- 51 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,486 Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc. 52 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:29,257 and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can. 53 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:32,293 ** 54 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,162 Mitchell: I'D LIKE TO TOAST MY DAD 55 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,896 ON HIS FIRST DAY OF RETIREMENT. 56 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,633 CONGRATULATIONS ON 42 YEARS IN THE CLOSET... 57 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,901 ...BUSINESS. [ LAUGHS ] 58 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:42,635 I THINK WHAT I'M GOING TO MISS THE MOST 59 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,171 IS ALL THE CLOSET JOKES. 60 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:47,174 TRADITIONALLY ON AN OCCASION THIS EMOTIONALLY SIGNIFICANT, 61 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,444 HE MAN OF THE HOUR DELIVERS A FEW WELL-CHOSEN WORDS. 62 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:53,079 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY... 63 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:54,481 I'M GOING GOLFING. 64 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,082 DAD, DON'T FORGET LILY'S FIRST FLUTE RECITAL 65 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:57,185 IS ON THURSDAY AT 3:30. 66 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,819 I WOULD LOVE TO BE THERE, 67 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,353 BUT I'M REALLY SWAMPED AT WO-- 68 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,855 HELL, THAT SNUCK UP ON ME. 69 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:04,024 IT'S OKAY, GRANDPA. I DON'T WANT YOU TO COME. 70 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,259 I STINK. 71 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,626 HEY, NO. NO. 72 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:07,927 YOU DO NOT STINK. 73 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,629 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S SO BAD. 74 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,031 SHE HAS A GREAT TEACHER. 75 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:14,367 I WAS A BRILLIANT FLAUTIST -- 76 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:15,868 MAY HAVE WON BEST NEW SOLOIST 77 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,437 AT THE LOWER VENTURA JAZZ HAPPENING. 78 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,472 [ CHUCKLES ] 79 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,008 I USED TO KEEP MY TROPHY IN MY LOCKER. 80 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,644 I'D STARE AT IT EVERY TIME THE JEALOUS KIDS 81 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,778 WOULD STUFF ME IN THERE. 82 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,046 Cameron: HEY, HAVE FUN TODAY. 83 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:29,115 OOH. NICE FACE CANDY. 84 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,518 HUH? THE AVIATORS. 85 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,818 YOU'RE GONNA BE THE COOLEST GUY ON THE GOLF COURSE. 86 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,554 HEY, COME HERE. 87 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,688 I'M DYING TO TELL SOMEBODY. 88 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:36,990 CAN I LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET? 89 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,627 A SECRET? JUST YOU AND ME? 90 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,861 [ GIGGLES ] SORRY, THAT HAD TO COME OUT. 91 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,131 GO ON. I'M NOT GOING GOLFING. 92 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:47,000 I'M TAKING MY FIRST FLYING LESSONS TODAY. 93 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,668 I ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING A PILOT. 94 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:51,204 OH, JAY, THAT'S FANTASTIC, AND I -- I TOTALLY GET IT. 95 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,706 I HAD A CRUSH ON THE PILOT 96 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,008 WHO FLEW THE CROP DUSTER BACK HOME. 97 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,843 HE HAD BIG, BROAD SHOULDERS AND A DEEP, HUSKY VOICE 98 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,546 THAT, IN RETROSPECT, COULD HAVE BEEN PESTICIDE-RELATED. 99 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,414 DON'T TELL ANYONE, ESPECIALLY GLORIA. 100 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,050 I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 101 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,651 NOT A WORD. 102 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,919 I'M YOUR MAN. YOU'RE WEARING A PURSE. 103 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,989 THIS IS A GENTLEMAN'S TACTICAL TOTE. 104 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:10,424 AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, 105 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:13,326 THIS EXACT MODEL WAS CARRIED BY A MEMBER OF SEAL TEAM 6. 106 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,795 YES, WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND TRIED ON DRESSES. 107 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,899 [ VACUUM WHIRS ] KNOCKITY-KNOCK! 108 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,336 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 109 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,003 GETTING SALON-QUALITY HAIRCUTS 110 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,673 AT A FRACTION OF THE PRICE! 111 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,740 THANKS, FLOWBEE! 112 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,040 [ VACUUM SHUTS OFF ] 113 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,076 OW! COME ON, GUYS. 114 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,111 HAVE YOU GOTTEN RID OF ANYTHING TODAY? YEAH, ALL THAT. 115 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,180 THAT'S ONE SOCK. 116 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,417 OH, MY GOODNESS. 117 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,551 WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE WE THINKING? 118 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,086 [ Puppet voice ] HEY, GORGEOUS! GIMME A KISS! 119 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,222 I DO NOT WANT LUKE'S DIRTY SOCK 120 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,356 ANYWHERE NEAR MY MOUTH. 121 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,391 IT'S SEEN WORSE. NO. 122 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,526 OH, NO. [ GASPS ] 123 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,793 COME ON, GUYS. STAY FOCUSED. 124 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,096 I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE GETTING RID OF STUFF TODAY. 125 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,465 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IS CHICKIE DOING IN THERE? 126 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,766 IT'S BROKEN. BUT EVERY YEAR WHEN THE KIDS WERE LITTLE 127 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,436 HE WAS THE STAR OF EASTER! 128 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:58,070 I MEAN, BESIDES JESUS. WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT, IT SAYS, 129 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,872 [ High-pitched voice ] "HAPPY EASTER!" [ GIGGLES ] 130 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,275 NOW WHEN YOU SQUEEZE HIM, HE SAYS, 131 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,043 "BATTERY ACID IS LEAKING INSIDE OF ME. 132 00:04:03,075 --> 00:04:04,412 LET ME DIE!" 133 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,979 PBHT! 134 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,314 LATER. 135 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,550 SHE JUST TOOK MY FAVORITE STICK. 136 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,084 YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOUR WOMAN. 137 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,420 THAT IS YOUR MOTHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT... 138 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,955 SO THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. 139 00:04:14,987 --> 00:04:15,955 I LOVE CHICKIE. 140 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,591 I LOVE ALL OF THAT STUFF! 141 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,660 AND I HAVE A PLAN TO GET IT BACK. 142 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,629 BUT MAYBE WE'LL LET THE FLOWBEE GO. 143 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,932 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. 144 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:27,233 MANNY, AS REQUESTED, 145 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:28,968 A FEW OF MY FAVORITE CLOWN PROPS. 146 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,670 WHAT'S WRONG, MANNY, YOU HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS? 147 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,904 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 148 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,274 I VOLUNTEERED TO PERFORM AT JOE'S SCHOOL FAIR. 149 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,475 I'M CLOSING THE SHOW. 150 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,944 WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOW THAT GOING IN. 151 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,946 OKAY, SNAKES IN A CAN, 152 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,012 ENDLESS HANDKERCHIEF -- 153 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,449 IT WILL KEEP COMING OUT OF THERE 154 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:42,850 IF YOU KEEP PULLING IT -- 155 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:44,617 AND, OF COURSE, THE SQUIRTING FLOWER. 156 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,786 WOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 157 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:47,920 BEFORE YOU TAKE THESE FROM ME, 158 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,322 WOULD YOU LIKE A SMALL GLASS OF WATER? 159 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,423 IS THAT A DRIBBLE GLASS? 160 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,625 [ SIGHS ] 161 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:52,492 YOU'RE READY. 162 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,826 I THINK I'LL PASS 163 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:54,827 ON THE FAKE PEANUT BRITTLE, THOUGH. 164 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,463 IT'S NOT EVEN FOOLING PRESCHOOLERS. 165 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,630 OKAY, MAYBE. [ CHUCKLES ] 166 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,632 OH, HELLO, GLORIA. 167 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,168 THANK YOU FOR BRUNCH. 168 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,870 IT WAS... 169 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:03,937 REVOLUTIONARY. 170 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,204 [ CHUCKLES ] YES. GOODBYE. 171 00:05:05,237 --> 00:05:06,374 TOUGH ROOM. NO, NO. 172 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,675 YOUR BOWTIE IS VERY FUNNY 173 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,209 BECAUSE IT WAS SPINNING AROUND, 174 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,011 BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT 175 00:05:11,043 --> 00:05:13,146 THIS TERRIBLE DREAM THAT I HAD LAST NIGHT. 176 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,382 OH, WHAT WAS IT? IT WAS ABOUT JAY. 177 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,550 HE WAS FALLING FROM A GREAT HEIGHT, 178 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,319 AND YOU BOTH WERE BY MY SIDE, 179 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,622 AND I WAS VERY SAD BECAUSE I KNEW THAT 180 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,824 I WAS NEVER, EVER GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 181 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,560 WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT THAT MEANS? 182 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,194 HOW WOULD I KNOW? I HAVE ALL THE SAME INFORMATION YOU HAVE. 183 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,163 EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 184 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,132 I DON'T KNOW IF GLORIA'S DREAMS 185 00:05:33,165 --> 00:05:35,168 CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE LIKE MINE CAN, 186 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,336 BUT I DO KNOW THAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO JAY... 187 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,740 [ Voice breaking ] I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF. 188 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,641 OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO, 189 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,175 BECAUSE GLORIA WOULD KILL ME. 190 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,045 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 191 00:05:45,077 --> 00:05:46,879 AY, JAY LEFT HIS PHONE AGAIN. 192 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,951 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] CAM. 193 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,387 WHY ARE YOU CALLING JAY? 194 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,723 AM I? [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 195 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,257 I-I THOUGHT I WAS CALLING THE GARDENER. 196 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,725 I FORGOT TO LEAVE THE GATE OPEN, 197 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,326 SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GO LET HIM IN. 198 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,028 IT'D BE CRUEL TO MAKE CAESAR CLIMB ANOTHER BIG FENCE. 199 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,266 YOU KNOW THAT MANEUVER 200 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,769 WHERE YOU FLY STRAIGHT UP UNTIL YOU STALL 201 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,903 AND THEN PULL OUT OF THE DIVE? UH-HUH. 202 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,939 CAN WE DO THAT TODAY? NOPE. 203 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,942 DON'T DECIDE NOW. WE'LL TALK WHEN WE'RE UP. 204 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,543 Cameron: HEY, JAY! 205 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,110 JAY, HEY, WAIT UP. 206 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:19,913 DO YOU THINK WE CAN TAKE OFF BEFORE HE GETS HERE? 207 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,182 [ PANTING ] 208 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:23,250 I THINK WE CAN LAND BEFORE HE GETS HERE. 209 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,317 [ CHUCKLES ] 210 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,588 SO THIS IS A PRE-CHECK, RIGHT? 211 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,389 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? NOTHING. 212 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,024 JUST TRYING TO LOOK COOL FOR THOSE GIRLS OVER THERE. 213 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,959 JAY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU BEFORE YOU FLY. 214 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,360 IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND... 215 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,562 OH, GOOD GOD. 216 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,930 HI, UM... 217 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,098 CAMERON TUCKER. GUS. 218 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,433 HI, GUS. WHAT DO YOU WANT, CAM? 219 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,435 HUH? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 220 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,235 WHAT? OH, YES. [ PANTING ] 221 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,805 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO GET IN THAT PLANE. 222 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,574 GLORIA HAD A TERRIBLE DREAM 223 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,108 WHERE YOU FELL FROM A GREAT HEIGHT AND DIED. 224 00:06:49,141 --> 00:06:51,110 ALL RIGHT, GUS. UP, UP, AND AWAY. 225 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,278 NO, JAY, SHE SEEMED PRETTY UPSET, 226 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,447 AND IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN -- 227 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,281 SHE'S ALWAYS DREAMING ABOUT ME DYING. 228 00:06:55,314 --> 00:06:56,550 DEDE DID THE SAME THING. 229 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:57,750 IT'S TYPICAL WIFE STUFF. 230 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,586 IS IT? NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN, CAM. 231 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,920 TELL HIM, GUS. IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE. 232 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,389 HE'S IN GOOD HANDS. 233 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,458 BIG HANDS, TOO -- I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE. 234 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,293 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT 235 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,661 DYING FROM BOREDOM IN RETIREMENT THAN FROM A FIERY CRASH. 236 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:09,762 NOW, THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. 237 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,298 TAKE YOUR PURSE AND GO. 238 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,466 THAT'S ONE OF THOSE TACTICAL TOTES, ISN'T IT? 239 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,502 WHY, YES. 240 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,603 YES, IT IS, GUS. 241 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,137 ANYWAY, BYE, CAM. 242 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,071 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 243 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,139 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, 244 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,240 BECAUSE IN GLORIA'S DREAM, I WAS ALIVE. 245 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,110 SO IF I'M WITH YOU, THIS PLANE CAN'T GO DOWN. 246 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,278 YOU THINK YOU BEING ON THIS SMALL PLANE 247 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,180 MAKES IT LESS LIKELY TO CRASH? 248 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,281 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME IN FRONT OF GUS, OKAY? 249 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:30,750 HI. 250 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,151 [ SCOFFS ] 251 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,853 GOD, I WAS REALLY INTO TROLLS. 252 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,189 YEAH, ESPECIALLY YOUR JUNIOR PROM DATE WITH THE BABY TEETH. 253 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,790 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 254 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:38,925 I NEED TO GIVE CLUTTERWORTH SOMETHING 255 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:39,992 TO GET HER OFF MY BACK. 256 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,261 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 257 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:42,762 BUT CAN I BORROW SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES? 258 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:43,963 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 259 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,132 OH, NO, NO, NO. PUT THAT DOWN. 260 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,667 IT'S SANJAY'S. AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP IT? 261 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,268 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH IT YET. 262 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,802 HERE. 263 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,004 CUT IT INTO A MILLION PIECES. 264 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,172 [ SIGHS ] 265 00:07:52,204 --> 00:07:53,706 HE WAS MY FIRST REAL BOYFRIEND. 266 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,643 SO WHAT? HE CHEATED ON YOU. 267 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:58,545 YOU NEED TO GET OVER THIS GUY AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 268 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,812 I AM SO OVER HIM. 269 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,113 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 270 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,449 SO WHY ARE YOU SNIFFING THAT? 271 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,151 I'M JUST SMELLING HOW STUPID HE SMELLS. 272 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,451 OH, MY GOD. 273 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,485 [ SCOFFS ] 274 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,521 OKAY, FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 275 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:09,990 I NEED CLOSURE. 276 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,658 I SAW ON INSTAGRAM HE'S HOME FOR THE WEEKEND. 277 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,125 SO... 278 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,028 YOU TAKE HIS STUPID HOODIE AND HIS CLUNKY SHOES 279 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,396 AND YOU GO OVER THERE 280 00:08:16,428 --> 00:08:18,497 AND THROW THEM IN HIS DUMB FACE. 281 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:19,499 THOSE ARE MY SHOES. 282 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,901 HUH. 283 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,502 [ FLUTE SQUEAKS ] 284 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:25,738 MOMMY, IT SOUNDS LIKE THOSE RACCOONS 285 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,740 ARE FIGHTING AGAIN. 286 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,408 FINE, I'LL STOP. 287 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,377 HEY, WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT ART? 288 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,879 YOU'VE SEEN HIS DRAWINGS. 289 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,048 HE THINKS JAY IS SHORTER THAN A FLOWER. 290 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,484 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING. 291 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,985 I KEEP COACHING HER AND COACHING HER, 292 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,187 AND SHE'S JUST GETTING WORSE. 293 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,922 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GIVE HER A FEW TIPS. 294 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,756 MY FLUTE OF CHOICE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE PAN, 295 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,057 BUT I SUPPOSE I COULD DUMB IT DOWN. 296 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,527 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. 297 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,861 YES. SHE'S TERRIBLE. 298 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:49,996 BUT THE NIGHTMARE 299 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,566 IS SEEING YOUR HUSBAND PLUNGING TO HIS DEATH 300 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,067 AND HAVING PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU DID IT 301 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,736 FOR THE LIFE INSURANCE PAYOUT. 302 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,504 THAT'S A NEW DETAIL. 303 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,440 GLORIA, DREAMS DON'T PREDICT THE FUTURE. 304 00:09:00,472 --> 00:09:02,241 THEY'RE WINDOWS INTO THE SUBCONSCIOUS. 305 00:09:02,274 --> 00:09:04,410 MAYBE FALLING FROM A GREAT HEIGHT 306 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:06,046 IS ABOUT MY DAD RETIRING. 307 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:07,514 YOU THINK? YEAH, IT COULD BE. 308 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,783 HE'S NO LONGER A BIG SHOT IN THE CLOSET INDUSTRY, 309 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,518 WHICH IS APPARENTLY A THING. 310 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,921 MAYBE YOU'RE AFRAID THAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE GROWING APART. 311 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,688 IT'S HAPPENING ALREADY. 312 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,524 TODAY WE COULD HAVE DONE ALL SORTS OF FUN THINGS TOGETHER 313 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,259 AND HE DECIDED TO GO GOLFING! 314 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,029 WE COULD HAVE GONE TO DANCE CLASSES, THE ARBORETUM, 315 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,530 THE ART GALLERY! 316 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,533 YOU'RE KIND OF SWIMMING UPSTREAM WITH THOSE. 317 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,701 LOOK. IF -- IF YOU WANT HIM TO DO THE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE, 318 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,803 YOU MAY HAVE TO LEARN TO DO THE THINGS THAT HE LOVES. 319 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,639 LIKE WHAT? 320 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,441 GOLF? YEAH. 321 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,808 OR MARRY CAM. 322 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,277 HE LOVES ALL THAT GAY STUFF YOU WANT TO DO. 323 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,779 CLAIRE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 324 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,148 HONEY. 325 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,482 WE GOT ANOTHER BOX OF STUFF TO GIVE AWAY. 326 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:45,384 REALLY. YEP! POP HER OPEN. 327 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,288 OKAY. YOU WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE FLOWBEE, BY THE WAY. 328 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,423 IT IS GREAT, BUT I WOULD MISS ALL THE GOSSIP AT THE SALON. 329 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,825 [ LAUGHS ] I'M DYING TO HEAR 330 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,628 IF NATASHA'S ESTROGEN PATCH IS MAKING A DIFFERENCE. 331 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,596 I SAW HER WEDNESDAY. IT'S NOT. 332 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,230 HEY, YOU ALMOST DONE BACK THERE? 333 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,767 JUST MAKING SOME ROOM! Phil: YOU KNOW WHAT? 334 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,769 I AM SO HAPPY TO DO THIS FOR YOU. 335 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,503 I LOVE YOU WAY MORE THAN MY BEER MAKING KIT... 336 00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:04,971 Claire: OH, HONEY. [ CHUCKLES ] 337 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,472 ...THE WOODEN TENNIS RACKET. MM-HMM. 338 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,807 I DON'T KNOW, THE COWBOY HAT. 339 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,643 [ CHUCKLES ] THE BROWN ONE. 340 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,977 WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG? 341 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,014 ALL SET! OKAY. 342 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,249 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING OUT TODAY. 343 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,317 [ British accent ] AT YOUR SERVICE, LADY CLUTTERWORTH. KISS ON BOTH CHEEKS. 344 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:19,418 OH. BOB'S YOUR UNCLE. 345 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:20,253 OH. 346 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,587 KEEP WAVING UP HIGH. 347 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,023 WAVE UP HIGH SO SHE CAN'T LOOK DOWN LOW. 348 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,658 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 349 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,994 SON OF A... SERIOUSLY? 350 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,995 HONEY, WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE THIS STUFF AWAY. 351 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:29,996 WE LIKE IT. 352 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,498 IT'S IMPORTANT TO US. 353 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,832 HOW CAN IT BE IMPORTANT TO YOU? 354 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,433 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED 355 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:36,536 UNTIL I TOLD YOU TO GO THROUGH THE CLOSET AND FIND IT. 356 00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,471 THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT! 357 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,539 ALL OF THIS STUFF IS PACKED WITH MEANING! 358 00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:41,808 REALLY, PHIL? 359 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,475 WHAT DOES THIS CHEAP SNOW GLOBE MEAN TO YOU? 360 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:44,977 WE GOT THAT AT A GAS STATION IN FLORIDA. 361 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,013 THE SNOWMAN'S MELTED. 362 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,447 IT USED TO JUST BE FUNNY, 363 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,182 BUT NOW IT'S ALSO A POIGNANT STATEMENT ON GLOBAL WARMING. 364 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,951 IT'S A POIGNANT STATEMENT ON HOARDING, 365 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,985 AND WE ARE DONATING IT 366 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,485 ALONG WITH THE REST OF THIS JUNK. 367 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,389 WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO. 368 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,057 YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN I'M BACK AT WORK 369 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,558 AND I DON'T HAVE TIME 370 00:10:59,591 --> 00:11:01,561 TO BE PICKING UP AFTER YOU EVERY TWO MINUTES. 371 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:02,528 [ SCOFFS ] 372 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,364 GUESS WHAT? 373 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,033 SHE DIDN'T GET MY LUCKY HAT. 374 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,402 YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE RACKET. 375 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,672 LET'S JUST DIVE IN, ALL RIGHT? 376 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,041 I'M READY! GOOD. 377 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,307 ALL RIGHT, TAKE A SWING. OKAY. 378 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,408 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH. 379 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,878 I GET IN FRONT HERE... YES, YOU DO. 380 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,178 AND THEN... 381 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:22,381 ONE, TWO, THREE! 382 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,751 AHH! 383 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,686 IT WENT SO FAR AWAY. 384 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,321 I AM A NATURAL. 385 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,423 NO, HE IS. YOUR BALL IS STILL ON THE TEE. 386 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,559 I AM WORSE THAN I THOUGHT THEN. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE. 387 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:34,561 YOU JUST NEED TO REMEMBER 388 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,995 A FEW OF THE SIMPLE FUNDAMENTALS 389 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,998 THAT HELPED ME WHEN I WAS LEARNING, OKAY? OKAY. 390 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,231 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 391 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,168 JUST LINE YOURSELF UP IN FRONT OF THE BALL. 392 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,536 NOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS KEEP YOUR RIGHT THUMB ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE SHAFT. 393 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,703 THIS ONE. YEAH, MM-HMM. 394 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,273 AND THEN KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. OKAY. 395 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,573 OKAY, AND THEN THE LEFT ARM STRAIGHT... OKAY. 396 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:48,841 CUP THAT LEFT WRIST. 397 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,744 THERE WAS ONE TIME WHEN I PUT THE LEG AND -- 398 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,677 THAT WAS NOT HELPFUL. 399 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,179 BUT THEN I FEEL LIKE I WANT -- NO? 400 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,246 MM, I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT. 401 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,347 OKAY. NOT TODAY. 402 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,615 AND THEN WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO 403 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,284 IS KEEP THE RIGHT ELBOW IN FRONT OF THE BODY 404 00:11:58,317 --> 00:11:59,952 AS YOU SWING UP, AND THEN ROTATE THOSE HIPS. 405 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,788 ONE, TWO, THREE! 406 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,491 AY! MAMA! 407 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,495 WELL, WE'RE GETTING OUR MONEY'S WORTH OUT OF THAT BALL. 408 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,171 Chickie: [ Echoes ] HAPPY EASTER! 409 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,908 HAPPY EASTER! 410 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,043 CHICKIE? 411 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,211 Claire: THE MINUTE I HEARD THAT VOICE, 412 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,613 ALL THE MEMORIES CAME FLOODING BACK -- 413 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,581 HIDING EGGS IN THE BACKYARD, 414 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,250 THE GIRLS IN THEIR DRESSES, 415 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,119 LUKE IN HIS LITTLE BLAZER, 416 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,054 PHIL IN HIS...BUNNY SUIT. 417 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,489 Chickie: HAPPY EASTER! 418 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,225 HANG ON! HANG ON, CHICKIE! 419 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,459 MAMA'S COMING. HAPPY EASTER! 420 00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,594 HANG ON. I'M COMING. 421 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,462 BABY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW YOU AWAY. 422 00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:45,065 HAPPY EASTER! HANG ON. 423 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,566 I CAN HEAR YOU. 424 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,268 I-I -- OH, I DON'T HATE THIS BLOUSE. 425 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,568 HAPPY EASTER! 426 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,071 THIS FEELS VERY WEIRD. 427 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,504 WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT. 428 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,075 NOW HINGE YOUR RIGHT ARM INTO AN L-SHAPE, 429 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,442 KEEP YOUR HANDS LOW, 430 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,044 SHIFT ALL THE WEIGHT INTO THE FRONT FOOT... 431 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,581 WHAT DO I DO NEXT? 432 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,015 FIRE YOUR GOLF COACH! 433 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,184 NO OFFENSE, RED. 434 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,253 NONE TAKEN, BALD. 435 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,988 HERE. 436 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,089 JUST DO WHAT I DO. 437 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,789 WHAT, LOSE ALL YOUR HAIR? 438 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,860 I'M SORRY. I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE OFFENDED. 439 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,527 DO YOU LIKE DANCING? 440 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,528 YES, AND I AM MUCH BETTER 441 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,365 DOING THAT THAN DOING THIS. 442 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,600 WELL, THIS IS JUST LIKE DANCING. 443 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,101 FORGET EVERYTHING HE SAID. 444 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,636 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RHYTHM. FOLLOW ME. MM-HMM. 445 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,806 SWING BACK. FOLLOW THROUGH. 446 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,441 UH-HUH. SWING BACK. 447 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,509 FOLLOW THROUGH. 448 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,977 UH-HUH. SWING BACK. 449 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,179 HEY! [ SCREAMS ] 450 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,447 I DID IT! 451 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,750 YOU'RE FIRED, RED. 452 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,687 LEVEL HER OFF. 453 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,624 GOOD JOB. 454 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,692 YOU HEAR THAT? FLAWLESS. 455 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,161 IT MAKES SENSE THIS IS SECOND NATURE. 456 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,898 I'VE LOGGED A LOT OF REMOTE-CONTROL HOURS. 457 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,899 GUS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS HARDER, 458 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,366 R/C OR THE REAL THING? 459 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,235 THE REAL THING. 460 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,369 TOUGH CALL. 461 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,504 [ RATTLING ] 462 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,639 WHAT'S RATTLING BACK THERE? 463 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,874 UH, WELL, I DON'T -- 464 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,475 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS. 465 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,376 MY CONTROLS. ROGER THAT. 466 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,544 THAT TOW BAR COME LOOSE? 467 00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:06,712 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 468 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,380 IS... 469 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,549 IS THIS -- IS THIS THE TOW BAR? YEAH, THAT'S IT. 470 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,684 OH, OOH! SORRY, MY BAG. SORRY, SORRY. NO, NO, 471 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,187 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 472 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,488 [ CHUCKLES ] 473 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,323 PEANUT BRITTLE, COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER? 474 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,158 [ ALL SCREAM ] 475 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,527 GET THE TOW BAR OFF THE YOKE! 476 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,760 NO, IT'S STUCK BETWEEN THE SEAT! 477 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,696 I CAN'T! LET IT GO! I GOT IT! 478 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,999 [ GRUNTS ] OH, GUS! GUS! 479 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,799 [ GASPS ] I HATE IT WHEN GLORIA'S RIGHT. 480 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,206 GUS. STAY WITH US, GUS. OH, MY GOD. THOSE CHEEKBONES. 481 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,374 YOU LOOK LIKE J.F.K. JR. 482 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,342 [ GASPS ] HE LOOKS LIKE J.F.K. JR.! 483 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,509 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 484 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,711 WELL, PUT IT ON AUTOPILOT. 485 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,279 PUT IT ON AUTOPILOT! THERE IS NO AUTOPILOT. 486 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,581 THIS IS A LAWNMOWER WITH WINGS. 487 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,881 YOU FLY REMOTE CONTROL PLANES! 488 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,417 DO WHAT YOU DO THERE! I CRASH THEM! 489 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,219 THAT'S WHY I BUY THEM ALL THE TIME! 490 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,921 OH-HO-HO. OH-HO-HO. I WAS WRONG. 491 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,556 I DON'T WANT TO DIE THIS WAY. 492 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,125 I'LL SETTLE FOR A NICE, BORING DEATH AT GROUND LEVEL. 493 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,394 WELL, TECHNICALLY, WE WILL BE DYING AT GROUND LEVEL! 494 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,461 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 495 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,929 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 496 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,630 [ SIGHS ] 497 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,533 AAH! [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 498 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,802 OKAY. [ EXHALES SHALLOWLY ] 499 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,071 WE'RE GOOD. GREAT. 500 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,572 JUST SO YOU KNOW 501 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,274 I COMPLETELY KEPT MY COOL THROUGH THAT WHOLE THING. 502 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,143 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 503 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,580 LISTEN, I KNOW IT FELT GREAT TO HIT A COUPLE OF LUCKY SHOTS. 504 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,414 I HIT A WHOLE BUCKET OF LUCKY SHOTS. 505 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,216 BUT THERE'S A LIMIT TO HOW GOOD YOU CAN GET 506 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,318 WITHOUT LEARNING THE PROPER TECHNIQUES. 507 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,921 [ FLUTE PLAYS "TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR ] I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU, BUT -- 508 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,823 VERY GOOD, LILY. WHAT DID YOU DO? 509 00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:27,626 I JUST TOLD HER TO FORGET EVERYTHING AND FEEL THE MUSIC. 510 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,096 DAD, MANNY'S GONNA TEACH ME FROM NOW ON. 511 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:33,232 AY, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU GOT FIRED TODAY, RED. 512 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,467 ONE, TWO, THREE. 513 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,105 LOOK, EVERYBODY LEARNS IN DIFFERENT WAYS. 514 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,640 MY INTELLECTUAL APPROACH JUST WASN'T RIGHT FOR GLORIA, 515 00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,076 AND IT PROBABLY WASN'T RIGHT FOR LILY. 516 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,745 IT -- IT'S HUMBLING TO ADMIT, 517 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,380 BUT I'M JUST TOO SMART TO TEACH. 518 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,984 BE STRONG. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 519 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,284 THANKS. 520 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,322 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 521 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,990 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GIRLS WOULD HAVE TRIED TO LOOK SEXY 522 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,625 TO SHOW HIM WHAT HE'S MISSING. 523 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:00,994 IS THERE MORE TO THAT? 524 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,462 NO, JUST TRYING TO FIGURE YOU OUT. 525 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,530 OKAY. 526 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,701 HELLO, SANJAY. 527 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,104 OR SHOULD WE CALL YOU "SANS-FEELINGS"? 528 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:11,903 START OVER. 529 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,341 [ SCOFFS ] 530 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,774 YOU LEFT THIS AT MY HOUSE. 531 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,644 I WAS GOING TO JUST CUT IT UP IN TINY LITTLE PIECES, 532 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,278 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE TO 533 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,148 LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE PERSON YOU HURT. 534 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,182 I HOPE YOUR NEW LITTLE GIRLFRIEND IS WORTH IT. 535 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,018 SHE WASN'T. IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE. 536 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,620 I'M NOT USED TO GIRLS LIKING ME. [ SCOFFS ] 537 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,456 STANFORD GIRLS ARE ALL TYPE "A". 538 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,623 THEY'RE VERY AGGRESSIVE. 539 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,225 I'M IN WAY OVER MY HEAD. 540 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,293 AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS OKAY? 541 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,129 NO. NOTHING'S OKAY. 542 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,730 I'M MISERABLE. 543 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,298 AND I MISS YOU EVERY DAY. 544 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,000 [ SCOFFS ] YEAH, RIGHT. AWW. 545 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,135 SERIOUSLY? OH, WELL, HE SEEMS SINCERE. 546 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,870 I AM. 547 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,873 IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, 548 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,576 WHICH THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON'T DISALLOW, 549 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,043 I NEVER WOULD HAVE HURT YOU. 550 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,379 WELL, IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE MULTI-VERSE, 551 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,048 THERE CURRENTLY EXISTS A BUBBLE OF SPACE-TIME 552 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,216 WHERE YOU DIDN'T. 553 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,884 I WISH WE WERE THERE. 554 00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,485 OH, MY GOD. 555 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,852 IS THIS GEEK FOREPLAY? 556 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,822 'CAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS. 557 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,192 IF YOU WERE SO UNHAPPY, WHY DIDN'T YOU CONTACT ME? 558 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,992 I WAS ASHAMED AND EMBARRASSED. 559 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,229 I CAME TO TERMS WITH BEING ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 560 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,563 I'M HOME FOR THE WEEKEND, 561 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,231 AND MY PARENTS AREN'T EVEN HERE. 562 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,034 YOU'RE PARENTS AREN'T HOME? THAT, I UNDERSTAND. 563 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,505 I'M HOME! 564 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,271 HI, DADDY. 565 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,339 THERE THEY ARE. 566 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,874 THERE'S MY FAMILY. 567 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,411 COME HERE, YOU LITTLE MONKEY! AY, NO. 568 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,045 [ LAUGHS ] HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU LOSE? 569 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,579 I DIDN'T PLAY GOLF TODAY. 570 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,115 I TOOK A FLYING LESSON. 571 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,416 HMM? AND HOW WAS THAT? 572 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,219 UNEVENTFUL. 573 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,885 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? 574 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,587 I WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 575 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:39,092 OH, WELL, THEN I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, TOO. 576 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,759 I TOOK A GOLF LESSON. 577 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,028 YOU'RE KIDDING. WHY? 578 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,596 TO PLAY WITH YOU. 579 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,963 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 580 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,798 DARLENE STARTED PLAYING WITH SHORTY. 581 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,201 SHE NEVER STOPS TALKING. 582 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,037 HE HAD TO DEVELOP A SLICE JUST TO GET SOME ALONE TIME. 583 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,271 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 584 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,106 FLY ALONE IN YOUR LITTLE PLANE? NO. 585 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:57,309 THE WHOLE POINT IS TO FIND SOMETHING WE CAN DO TOGETHER. 586 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,612 I PICTURED ZIPPING UP TO NAPA FOR LUNCH, 587 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,748 SEDONA FOR A SUNSET DINNER. 588 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,450 YOU FALL ASLEEP AFTER EVERY MEAL. 589 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,484 I AM NOT GETTING ON A PLANE WITH YOU. 590 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,752 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 591 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,054 YOU EAT A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH 592 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,922 AND YOU CAN BARELY MAKE IT TO THE COUCH. 593 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,157 NOTHING LIKE A GRILLED CHEESE NAP. 594 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,792 I DON'T WANT YOU FLYING AROUND IN A LITTLE PLANE, EITHER. 595 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,961 WELL, IT'S KIND OF MY LIFE'S DREAM, 596 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:18,597 BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. 597 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,133 I HAD A BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT. 598 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,067 I THINK THAT THIS RETIREMENT THING 599 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,603 IS MAKING ME VERY SCARED. MM. 600 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:24,737 JOIN THE CLUB. 601 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,971 JUST NOT MY COUNTRY CLUB. 602 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,273 [ CHUCKLES ] 603 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,276 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 604 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,410 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 605 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,743 I DON'T. 606 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,180 BUT WE BOTH SPENT THE DAY TRYING TO DO SOMETHING 607 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,814 WE THOUGHT WOULD MAKE THE OTHER ONE HAPPY 608 00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,449 AND THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD START. 609 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,651 I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING 610 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,019 THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON, 611 00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:42,255 LIKE A PROJECT TO DO TOGETHER! 612 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,023 HELLO? IN A MINUTE. MOMMY'S THINKING. 613 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,027 WHERE THE HELL IS CLUTTERWORTH? 614 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:51,096 ON SKID ROW GIVING OUR MEMORIES TO HOBOS. 615 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,199 SHE THREW OUT ALL MY OLD VOGUEs. 616 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,000 IF I DON'T KNOW THE PAST, I'M DOOMED TO RE-WEAR IT. 617 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,468 [ DOOR OPENS ] MOM, THIS TIME -- 618 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,036 OH, IT'S JUST YOU. 619 00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,637 HEY, PARTY PEOPLE. 620 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,105 WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY? 621 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,442 WENT OVER TO SANJAY'S, GOT A LITTLE CLOSURE. 622 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,943 YEAH? WELL, SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES ARE ON INSIDE OUT. 623 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,979 THERE YOU ARE. YOU THREW OUT ALL MY MAGAZINES. 624 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,780 YEAH, AND IF I HADN'T BEEN HERE, 625 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,482 YOU WOULD HAVE THROWN OUT SANJAY'S HOODIE 626 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,151 AND THEN I WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO RETURN IT, 627 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,019 AND THEN HE NEVER WOULD HAVE DECLARED HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR ME. 628 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,722 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M BACK. 629 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,458 AND YOU TOOK MY LUCKY STICK. 630 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,659 I LOVE THAT STICK. 631 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,560 I WAS HOLDING IT WHEN I FOUND MY FAVORITE ROCK. 632 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,694 OH, MY GOD. 633 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,130 PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T THROW OUT ROCKY. 634 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,397 YOU'RE RIGHT. 635 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,366 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. I'M A TERRIBLE MOTHER. 636 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,567 I'M SORRY. 637 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,701 WHAT IS HAPPENING? 638 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,570 IS IT AFTER 5:00 ALREADY? 639 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,673 HEY, YOU'RE BACK. DAD, SOMETHING'S WRONG. 640 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:34,840 MOM'S APOLOGIZING. 641 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,808 NO, WE CHECKED. 642 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,545 I COULDN'T SAVE CHICKIE. 643 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,480 AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE OTHERS I DIDN'T SAVE -- 644 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,384 MALIBU BARBIE, PINK BUNNY PILLOW, 645 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,585 STRETCH ARMSTRONG. 646 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,587 WAIT. YOU THREW AWAY MY STRETCH ARMSTRONG? 647 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,356 YES. IT'S GONE. THEY ARE ALL GONE. 648 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,358 YEARS OF STRESS CLEANING HAS ERADICATED 649 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,093 A LIFETIME OF PRECIOUS MEMORIES. 650 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,329 WELL, WHAT IF IT HASN'T? 651 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,098 ARE YOU SUGGESTING AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE THAT PARALLELS REALITY? 652 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:03,903 I'M SUGGESTING A STORAGE UNIT THAT PARALLELS THE FREEWAY. 653 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,874 OH, MY GOD. 654 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,776 IT'S ALL OUR OLD STUFF. 655 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,510 AH! MY FIRST BIKE! 656 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,012 MY VAN GOGH PROJECT! MY FIRST PHONE! 657 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,281 YES, I'LL HOLD FOR LIZZIE McGUIRE. 658 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,284 SO ALL OF THOSE TRIPS TO THE DONATION BIN... 659 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,050 I DIDN'T ALWAYS MAKE IT. [ SIGHS ] 660 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,886 ARE YOU MAD? IT'S AMAZING. 661 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,954 SEE? I'M CONTROLLING MY WOMAN. 662 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,124 OH, THIS IS TOTALLY BACK IN STYLE. 663 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:26,925 OH, MY GOD! TWISTER! Luke: [ CHUCKLES ] 664 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,295 ME, TOO. 665 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,127 I'M... 666 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,564 HEY... 667 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,098 IT'S NO... 668 00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:36,134 ** 669 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,970 YOU JUST TAKE THAT NUTTY ENERGY OF YOURS 670 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,439 AND PUT IT TO GOOD USE AT THE OFFICE, 671 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,574 AND WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME. 672 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,143 YOU KNOW WE ALREADY CLAIMED ALL THIS STUFF ON OUR TAXES, RIGHT? 673 00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:46,512 THERE'S MY GIRL. YEAH. 674 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,486 IT WASN'T EASY, BUT I GOT IT! 675 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,153 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CHICKIE! 676 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,288 OH, HONEY. 677 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,423 A LITTLE STICKY, HUH? 678 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,490 Chickie: HAPPY EASTER! 679 00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,125 OH! IS THAT REALLY ALL IT SAYS? 680 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:01,160 Claire: YEAH. I FEEL LIKE IT USED TO SAY MORE. 681 00:21:01,192 --> 00:21:02,729 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 682 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,163 Chickie: HAPPY EASTER! MOM, STOP SQUEEZING IT. 683 00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:07,634 I'M N-- I'M NOT. I'M NOT SQUEEZING IT. Chickie: HAPPY EASTER! 684 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,234 IT'S REALLY ANNOYING. [ CHUCKLES ] 685 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,737 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. Chickie: HAPPY EASTER! 686 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,738 SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES, THOUGH. YEP. 687 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,605 YEP. Chickie: HAPPY EASTER! 688 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,105 YEAH, I-I REALLY CANNOT SLEEP 689 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,575 WITH THAT GOING ON ALL NIGHT. 690 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,643 HAPPY EASTER! [ GROANS ] 691 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,412 HAPPY EASTER! ROCKY? WHAT'S THAT FOR? 692 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,413 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR. 693 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,082 Chickie: HAPPY EASTER! 694 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,018 HAPPY EASTER! 695 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:26,986 HAPPY EASTER! 696 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,521 HAPPY EAS-- [ THUMPS ]